Sep 27 2007Lindsay Lohan ready to leave rehab soon

frist.

FRIST! Yeah! I rock. Hi Khaki.

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Lindsay Lo... Who? Never heard of her...

Not frist!

Douche, you are so not frist...

Anyone seen TT lately?

Nah, this one is not big enough, throw it back.

Damn, I forgot all about her.

Christ, she got fat......

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I'll give anyone 10-1 odds she's back in rehab by December. She's a fiend for la coca.

Good one fish. Nothing like some hot celebrity bullsht to wake up to in the morning. My day is almost complete. Almost.

Just do some porn, Linds. Come on, who wants to see her eat a dick? I bet she fucks like a baboon in a viagra factory.

At least she's not Jewish.

I didn't know Sky Vodka came in those spiffy plastic bottles!

Barry, make it 5-1, no 2-1. She's an addict going back to the cesspit that is Hollywood. Not gonna make it. Maybe she'll just hide it better. Naaahhhh.

Can't wait for this UGLY filthy redheaded freckle riddled snot nose slut to get out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ONLY..........................

So she can screw the hell up AGAIN!

How about odds that she'll OD when she gets out? She'll do a celebration binge double the size of what she was doing before she went into rehab, not realizing that after detox she can't possibly handle it. I say 5:1 she ODs within a week. 10:1 she combines it with a sex binge. 20:1 she ODs by anal speedball.

I have to agree with #7 on this, NOT GOOD ENOUGH - isn't Brit out there fuckin' up somewhere? Find her.

Did Britney do anything yet?

She'll Be Back.

As a coke dealer, I must say that I and my fellow entrepeneurs look forward to her return. We are burdened with overstocks on the supply side that have driven the prices down, thereby impacting our bottom lines (no pun intended). Lindsay's return will balance out the supply and demand, thereby eliminating our overstock issues and returning the market to it's natural state. I expect my profits to immediately return to pre-Lindsay-rehab levels once the is back in town. Thank you, that is all.

Ahhh,,,try this...www.tmz.com/category/britney-spears/..."Acu-poo-culas", HAH!..effin hillrat

hey #16 I'll take odds on that bet!! HA Poor kid, though. I hope she comes to her senses soon and realizes she needs to quit before she looks like Liza Minelli!!!

I get your take on this Lindsay JP,...well said. I always thought of Lindsay like she tides me over, like when the 1st chick keeps it hard for you while the 2nd one gets into position......

All you pathetic. Dollar falling to shit. We will own youre crapy america soon and cage you white trash. Gays and other religions will be dead.

Hey Lady Croft:

Where in the hell did you go to school? Or did you?

Please to excuse. I say "Dollar falling to shit." I mean to say "Fucky-sucky fi' dolla."

Rumor has it, she has been getting high sniffing pine up in the mountains. And has been snorting aspen root for a clean buzz.

And lady-croft. You are no lady. Probably some fat, loser, dude who couldn;t get laid if he paid for it.

#1-Idiot
#2-your moniker preceeds you
#3-Idiot

I'm sorry that I'm being so compulsive about this, but being an incest victim makes me very sensitive about people who claim "first."

I high on jenkem, worship Satan! I no have woman, fuck goat instead! Only like goat! I use have sheep, but sheep died. I drunk on woolite but then find goat. I in love now! Me happy! Me suck donkey dong!

Hasn't she been in rehab for like 4 months? And really its not going to help, the only way to stop Lindsay's addiction is to drive a stake through Dina's heart, then chop off her head and burn the corpse.

Fish, kiss my arse with your anti-smoking rhetoric. I am a proud smoker and have zero health issues. Trust me, hon, the cocaine that LaLohan blows up her nose will do more damage than a couple puffs of tobacco.

Mom wants to keep LL in Utah so she stays an addict. Because the only way to tolerate living in Utah is by doing drugs and drinking.

MrSemprini, it seems like TT hasn't been around as much lately. Maybe s/he doesn't love us anymore! :( Or, unlike us, maybe TT has gotten a real life. If so, yay for TT!

I think a Victoria's Secret truck overturned and TT is still sorting through the panties.

MrSemprini....TT has been MIA for several days.....plz come back TT!! You're one of the few who make me laugh!!!

BB......I hope he didn't just up and leave due to the unfuckingbelievable slowness (of posting stories) and lame ass comments we have been forced to undure as of late. I will admit in the last week or so I have been VERY close to finding my entertainment elsewhere........

oh btw, BB and MrS, you are both pretty entertaining to me......keep it up!

I should've probably said that jrz, frist, veggi, jimbo and more are a few of my faves too......

The lack of comments pretty much says it all. There were 95 for Natalie Portman being photographed doing nothing. I'm over her. She's used up her 15 minutes many times over, it's time for her to go away. Just...disapear. She won't be missed. Lindsay who?

Woo hoo im preparing myself for more fire crotch shots- and drunken antics... I doubt this girl will ever truly recover.. shes a messssss. No one cares about Lindsay anymore- shes washed up- she needs to just reminise on her parent trap and herbie fully loaded days- because her career is pretty much done- as was so apparent in her newest movie... "I know who killed my career... me" I mean I know who kiled me!

@34, LOL! You almost made me shoot coffee out through my nose! You made my day.

@35, thank you, WW. I try.

@29, HAHA. Actually I am sensitive to people who claim first, second, third, or people who are just plain idiots. I come to this site to be entertained and not for dumbasses to state the obvious. Then again in my comments @28, that's exactly what I was doing so I should just shut the hell up.

Your comment was actually entertaining, kudos. Can't believe I just used the word kudos. I meant nice job.

speaking of missing regulars....what about bern and his daily big boobie shots??

Anyone?

WW,
Haven't seen him, or his big boob shots.

CNN reported she is coming home this weekend. Get you kids off the streets. www.gossipgonewild.com

wheres shit on britney, i'm sick of this idiot. wether she comes out or not, she'll never change. she's a coke fiend slut.

you know, it's sad, but I truly believe that she will be dead before she's 30 because she WON'T stop her bad habits. I believe she will OD. She thinks she can do whatever she wants and there is no recourse for it. Well, she can do whatever she wants. clearly the law does not care given the joke of sentences they hand out to these celebrities, so, it's kind of their fault as well when an actor dies from drugs. in the end though, the only one that can truly be held accountable is loho herself since she is the one who decides what goes into her body, legal or otherwise. she won't stop. she probably hasn't even stopped in rehab.

BB was meant to be TT (#35)........so sorry, I must've exceeded much of inventory today......that's what thinking about the railroad does to you....(...my old man interviewed with Union Pacific today...infact, still waiting for his call......)

It's fun watching Lindsay take all the drug news away from Britney. Isn't that why she exists in Hollywood? I think she secretly works for Britney's agent and sole purpose is to snort up all the cocaine so Britney can't get at it.

i'm not a fan of lohan, but i have a feeling she's going to surprise us. then feel super special for proving us wrong. kate moss did it best - scandles happen, then she throws all that shit at us, right? her profits go up! and you know she's not over yet! or.. is heroin chic over?

ready to leave rehab? no...!! there's no way for her to ready to leave rehab!

this chick denise richards suprise me every time how skanky she is...the first time was the hooking up and marriage to charlie sheen,,,,then its all down hill from there...

The only place this whore deserves to be is in a hotel room with me, with me sliding my lubed up cock between her tits, and then getting her pussy beaten savagely by my hard dick, after which I'd pay her a token sum just so she knows that I remember she exists as a person, instead of as titties and ass with a voice. And considering her career trajectory, that may actually become a reality someday. I'll rent the room, Lindsay. Cheap slut.

just checking in : )