Sep 20 2007Lauren Conrad almost quit that show she’s on

Lauren Conrad almost didn’t return for the third season of “The Hills.” Apparently she was so fed up with her co-stars Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt that she thought about quitting. Then she remembered she loves that easy money. People reports:
“I actually came dangerously close to not doing season three, because I really didn't want to do the show with Heidi and Spencer,” the reality TV star tells Seventeen magazine in its October issue. “I’m not who they are. I don't stage my own publicity. I just kind of live my life and do my job, and I don't want to be grouped with them.”
Lauren Conrad really does have it rough. I mean, she has to sip lattes and talk on her cell phone. She actually has to lift the latte to her lips and take a sip. And then more lifting, with the cell phone, again to her lips. Then she has to speak words into it. Not even coherent sentences, just random words. Ugh, so freaking hard. When kids working in sweatshops complain, the owners crack them with a whip and say, “Hey, be glad you’re not Lauren Conrad. She has to drink lattes – and talk!” The children can’t believe such a fate and quietly return to work.

Reader Comments
1. Anna - September 20, 2007 4:57 PM
First!
2. zil - September 20, 2007 4:58 PM
what a talentless bitch
3. Duh - September 20, 2007 4:58 PM
1st!!!!!!!!!
4. Duh - September 20, 2007 4:59 PM
Ok, ok...3rd :(
5. fuckingyouandmesunshine - September 20, 2007 5:00 PM
never heard of. who's that bitch? she famous or just been on tv and isn't disgustingly ugly?
nothing to see here folks, move along..
6. Kathleen O'Connor - September 20, 2007 5:01 PM
Who gives a fuck??!?!
7. FRIST!!! - September 20, 2007 5:01 PM
I want THAT life. Why can't I trade? I probably have a few more functioning brain cells than her. I wonder if it's all in positioning?
Shut up. Even I don't really know what I meant by that.
8. Johnny B - September 20, 2007 5:01 PM
I'd do her like a cheese burrito.
9. Riotboy - September 20, 2007 5:02 PM
Rich white chicks with boyfriend problems. STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!
/MTV STILL SUCKS!!!!
10. JakeKat - September 20, 2007 5:02 PM
are we supposed to know who she is?
11. bluejeanbaby - September 20, 2007 5:03 PM
why does she keep covering up her butt.... it's not THAT bad!
12. Pepe Feloniz - September 20, 2007 5:04 PM
there are kids ding of starvatoin in north Kloreah!!!
just so you know!!!
i probably get baned anyway but i htink the most off you surfaced peipople suck
i raather invest my money in shooles (or shoooll bucks) than teehth cpas or s**T
PLEASE DON't BUY NIKE ORE EAT MCD: OR B:KING (i'm eurapean)
13. dollymix - September 20, 2007 5:05 PM
lauren's adorable. i hate heidi.
check out his poll on stylehive.com:
http://blog.stylehive.com/index.php/weblog/entry/hiveexclusive-lc-debuts-fall-line-beats-heidi-in-style-poll/
lc trumps heidi!
14. stve - September 20, 2007 5:07 PM
She's already sagging to be such a young girl.
15. Texas Tranny - September 20, 2007 5:09 PM
LOL
In pic #6 it looks like she's spreading her ass checks, getting ready for some anal sex later.
16. havoc - September 20, 2007 5:09 PM
Yep....
Getting fat.......
.
17. Ooba Gooba - September 20, 2007 5:20 PM
Ah yes.......just one more reason I refuse to watch reality TV........talentless, self-absorbed people like this chick.........
18. Mooooo - September 20, 2007 5:23 PM
WTF?!? Is it Cow-Thursday or something? If you know you'll be at the beach and in a bikini all the time, cut back on the fatty foods and do some fucking exercise!
19. pissy skank - September 20, 2007 5:43 PM
wow. big news. why do care about this again?
20. combustion8 - September 20, 2007 5:54 PM
I so wanna tag that chunky ass.
21. sickboy - September 20, 2007 5:54 PM
20! biatches!
22. kilngoddess - September 20, 2007 6:16 PM
Could the next talentless bimbo looking to cash in on reality-TV 'fame' please step forward?
23. UNCLE NED - September 20, 2007 6:19 PM
This lucky little twat has no idea who she is...
24. BunnyButt - September 20, 2007 6:20 PM
Is poster #12 drunk?
25. JagedNS - September 20, 2007 7:00 PM
there's a show called The Hills? Jeez, never even heard of it.
saggy tits
26. Boba Fett - September 20, 2007 7:09 PM
I already ate her twat.
27. BigBoneDaddy - September 20, 2007 7:17 PM
Want to touch the heiny...........
28. yeahhh - September 20, 2007 8:09 PM
the superficial deserves a pulitzer if not a nobel peace prize for their insight social commentary. alright sorry, will get off your dicks now :)
29. jacknasty - September 20, 2007 8:16 PM
I like Lauren, she is cute, seems normal and doesnt make an ass of herself every other day. Only reason anybody has to hate her is jealousy, because she gets paid to do nothing and we dont.
30. Kaya - September 20, 2007 9:42 PM
Don't be so hard on her. She doesn't just paid to drink lattes. She also gets paid to eat Pinkberry.
31. Evil - September 20, 2007 10:06 PM
I dont like this bitch at all, but seriously, you guys must get used to the fact that talented people in Hollywood have died out. The only thing more annoying than variable X (in this case Lauren, Heidi and Spencer) is the reactions with variable X (in other words, you stupid cunts)
32. LYNNNNN - September 20, 2007 10:07 PM
Has anyone else noticed that everyone famous in not worth knowing about these days?
33. Kenna - September 20, 2007 11:08 PM
Seriously you are the best ever! Call me! =)
34. Jus' Stupid - September 21, 2007 7:05 AM
I miss John Wayne, and maureen O'hara. sniff sniff
35. Stonerboy - September 21, 2007 9:05 AM
They just keep creating more and more reality type shows and shows based around Hollywood - like who ac tually watches this crap? Big Brother has been around for nearly a decade - do we really need any of this?
I only look at this site for a bit of a laugh about celebrities but I couldnt imagine actually watching any of those crap shows.
What gets me is the producers and the so-called stars think they actually "matter" for some reason...go figure - they are a freak show.
36. jaela - September 21, 2007 9:42 AM
"Dangerously close to quitting the third season"?
What would be the danger? That she'd have to get a real job?
37. jrzmommy - September 21, 2007 9:49 AM
WHO?
Jesus Christ....who are these fucking people?
38. Tt7xdgkl - September 21, 2007 9:52 AM
Only stupid bitches swim with sunglasses on
39. bob - September 21, 2007 10:26 AM
if i saw someone bodybording with sunglasses, i would drown them immediately. oh & lc, you might want to take that paper off the bottom of the board. i'm pretty sure it's not suppose to be there.
also, i love how people are calling her fat. i saw these exact pictures in some magazine with a story about how she got into shape.
how do you quit a reality show based upon your life? the show would just get canceled on any other channel, but not mtv. gotta make more money on non-music shit!
40. Spanky - September 21, 2007 11:16 AM
#29 Actaully i hate her because she is an untinteresting, ignorant, boring ,over pampered pice of shit.
And I do get paid to do nothing or I wouldn't be out here while at work now would I?
41. MoneyOr Beauty - September 21, 2007 1:20 PM
I can never figure out which is better. To be an ugly billionaire that no one knows or a beautiful body that everyone fantasizes tapping. This girl is neither so why is she here?
42. Sara Lee - September 21, 2007 1:23 PM
When she stops getting attention; she's going to get implants for those small girls ha!
43. Proud Mom - September 21, 2007 1:26 PM
My daughter is 11 years old and would rather watch The History Channel and The Learning Channel. She is worried about her future generation that are influenced by the likes of Conrad, Lohon, Paris, and Spears.
44. Proud Dad - September 21, 2007 1:54 PM
And I just came in her mouth!
45. AUDRINA IS HOTTTT - September 21, 2007 2:48 PM
i wanna see more pics of her with AUDRINA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
46. gossipmonger - September 21, 2007 4:58 PM
She is pretty inane but she does have a job and goes to
a school that does make you do real work. Why are kids
so shallow and vacuous these days? Is there anything
they are passionate about besides designer handbags,
European cars and the next shag? I don't think so.
47. gossipmonger - September 21, 2007 5:10 PM
She is pretty inane but she does have a job and goes to
a school that does make you do real work. Why are kids
so shallow and vacuous these days? Is there anything
they are passionate about besides designer handbags,
European cars and the next shag? I don't think so.
48. HELP - September 22, 2007 1:57 PM
#44 -- you are disgusting and should be banned.
#12 -- what are you talking about? Sober up and come back later.
Oh, and Lauren Conrad is a spoiled brat. There, enough ranting for one day.
49. sharpeidude - September 23, 2007 1:12 AM
Uh...what is this person famous for again? I think she blew me once while driving down the 405.
50. WENDALYNN - September 23, 2007 10:18 PM
# 16 # 20 ARE YOU SERIOUS CALLING HER FAT? YOU CAN LOOK AT PIC # 1 AND SAY THAT SHE IS FAT? YOU TWO NEED TO LET GO OF THAT CRACK PIPE, SERIOUSLY PUT IT DOWN AND WALK AWAY!
51. WENDALYNN - September 23, 2007 10:23 PM
# 18 YOU NEED GLASSES TOO! ANYONE THAT SAYS THAT THIS GIRL IS FAT NEEDS GLASSES! IN NO WAY SHAPE OR FORM IS THIS GIRL FAT OR OUT OF SHAPE YOU DEGENERATES!
HATERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
52. luna - September 24, 2007 12:49 AM
ha ha who cares she is ugly
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54. HeavenScent - September 24, 2007 11:05 AM
Ok, I really cannot remember when these shows came into place as I'm usually too busy to take notice.....but with the Hills, et al. are they REAL people REALLY going about everyday life like you and I? or are they actors as would be in a soap opera?
55. Plastique - October 4, 2008 8:23 PM
is she banging Robert Conrad, or what?