Sep 27 2007Kristen Bell wears a bikini

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Infinity!

who is this broad? why are we paying attention?

I like when the guy with the wire shows up - first last row.
'Hun - change of plan. No bikini.
You'll be playing a slightly off-color Barney impersonator"

What a pretty young lady...

...just the kind of target you losers like to rip into to make their sorry selves feel better.

Oh god....what Hero character is she going to be? I hate her already.

Judy, Yes she sure does look good. That is because she is thinking how much Dick Matters in her life. I know you have no time for Dick Matters so perhaps you could run out and get me a soda like the good little secretary you are. I'm sorry your not a secretary are you> I meant to say administrative assistant.

Kristen Bell played the title character on Veronica Mars, which was one of the best television series ever. She's also incredibly cute.

Hasn't that crappy show been cancelled?
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I think she plays the snotty head cheerleader on "Heroes" this season. Guess she decided to build on her repertoire of high school characters.

She has the kind of legs that are made for wrapping around things.

"Hasn't that crappy show been cancelled?"

Hence "played". but the show wasn't crappy. Just badly promoted by the network and tampered with too much in it's 3rd season.

and no, she doesn't play a cheerleader on Heroes. Her character won't show up for a while.

I want to pork her in her doo-doo chute.

She's average looking in the face, nothing special...and her stomach hangs over.

Not sure who she is? My lord, she's only one of the hottest women in the world.

FIRST.

aw nubs.

You're right - never heard of her. So...in other news
'Notes from a Gulag Dinner.
-So I'm at, like Mom's and she has this show on 'Dancing with Moons' or something. (Irina's safe) Couldn't escape.
-Don't think I'd seen it before, but noticed they'd brought in one of the 'Backdoor Boys' as a host. ( Like it wasn't gay enough already?)
-So,they have this tap dancer on. All I can figure is:Tap Dance ?'What's the point?' Unless you're standing in line or something - and looking for something to do. And, if you're, like, in a lineup (que for the Brits) on an icy sidewalk,or something. Like -Good luck to you. Another hobby maybe...
- then they vote out Josie Marin?! Personally I would have said Sayonara to the billionaire from Cuba. Like WTF !? And didn't she go out with that street magician guy ? You know...David ...ummm Kreskin ? You'd think Kreskin would have told her she'd be voted out. (telepathists still pull chicks I guess)
Love's a bitch.
(Oh - I'm not the only one banned from 'commie' sites) ( And they call that left wing ?)

i believe her character has some sort of lightening power that shoots from her fingers...hence the fake gun. at least it's not as bad as that show evie, who froze time by putting her two fingers together.

Kristin Bell is the most adorable creature on earth. I'm Natalie Portman's HUGEST fan, and one year Kristin beat her out for sexiest vegetarian, and I was okay with that.

She also, apparently, has the power to make her hat appear and disappear. You don't suppose she could do that with her bikini? Ha, dare ya!

Why do you continue to post stuff about people that you (and we) haven't heard of?

She's hot as crap. Veronica Mars was a good show. She needs to get more work, and smaller bikinis

Who cares?
No one cares about her!!!

Awfully young to have such a fat stomach.

The comments on this board are ridiculous. I'm pretty sure that most of the people that write comments on this board are definitely overweight, have disgusting skin and incredibly uneducated. Yeah - I'm pointing at you wedgeone.

Judy, you aren't going to change anyone here. Time for you to go to some nice, religious, fat-soccer-mom-with-a-bad-haircut site where they post nothing but wholesome pictures of happy, happy butterflies, teddy bears and rainbows (but not the gay kind of rainbows because that would be too awful for you).

wow that is a big gut. and she's a nerd chick. heroes is a perfect home for her. nerds rejoice.

she was pretending to be cute.yikes.and hey i spot bruise on her thigh.

"You know what they're going to do when we get home?" asked
Julie, biting delicately into a scallop, her teeth small and
white and blunt. On the other side of the booth, Jake and
Tanya were staring into each other's eyes again, and the angle
of Tanya's arm, as well as the expression on Jake's face,
suggested that her hand was in his lap. Of all Jake's
lovers, male and female, Tanya seems to turn him on the most.

"They're going to sit on the couch, and kiss. And touch each
other. And she'll take him inside her, and they'll make love."
Julie gently stroked one hand along the leg of my pants, over
the top of my thigh. "And we can sit there and watch, and
you can kiss me, and undo my buttons, and then you can make me
come. Would you like that?" I put down my fork and drew her
to me and kissed her, and her mouth was warm and sweet. Her
small perfect breasts pressed against me through the white
cotton blouse, and when I stroked her thighs, she parted them
slightly and purred into my mouth. Her skin under the short
blue skirt was smooth and firm and female. I touched the
thin fabric of her panty, tight and moist at her crotch.

"Wait," she whispered, and ran her tongue over my lips.

We told the waiter we'd skip dessert.

"Is that true?" Tanya asked Jake as he drove us home. "Are
you going to take me home and fuck me now?" He took one hand
from the wheel and put his arm around her, pulling her to him
and kissing her long enough that I started to worry about the
course of the car.

"Hey," I commented from the back seat, "I hate to nag, but
there's a curve coming up." He laughed. "Do you trust me,
man?" "I trust you, Jake." He got us home alive.

Tanya's body is young and lush and athletic. Jake's fingers
pressed into the full round curves of her breasts as he pushed
her back on the couch and kissed her neck. Julie and I relaxed
on the cushions; her skirt rode up her thighs. As Jake slipped
Tanya's sweater off over her head, I put my arm around Julie and
slowly unbuttoned her blouse. She closed her eyes and pursed
her lips and smiled.

Tanya naked. Her legs strong and tan, her back long and
muscular, her ass tight and lush. At her cunt, thick
tightly-curled hair moist and glistening. Her breasts bobbed
and quivered as Jake held her and squeezed her and spread her
legs apart. She undid his pants, and his cock pushed proudly
into the air. Jake is BIG. Tanya's hands caressed his staff,
and he kneaded her hips and her ass. I took Julie's breasts
gently in my hands and ran my tongue over her nipples. She
helped me off with my pants.

Tanya knelt on the couch, straddling Jake and running her hands
over his body. She slowly lowered herself toward his cock,
her arms around his neck; they kissed hotly and hungrily. From
behind, we watched Tanya's ass slowly drop down into Jake's
lap, to the tip of his engorged manhood. I pushed Julie's skirt
up around her hips, and slid her panties off down her lovely
long legs. "Oh," she breathed as I gently stroked her thighs
and opened the moist softness of her labia, "oh, I like this.
I really like this."

Jake's cock slowly penetrated Tanya, and he kissed her neck
and her breasts, raising his hips to push himself deeper into
her. She moaned and threw back her head, her long blonde hair
trailing down her naked back. Full of his cock, she rose and
fell gently, working him deep into her body. Jake's breathing
became faster and rougher, and his hands roamed over her hips
and waist. I spread Julie's legs far apart, twined my arms
around the sweet loaves of her thighs, and buried my face in her
pussy. My tongue moved lightly over her clit, my lips caressed
her labia, and she moaned, and her hands stroked my head.

As Tanya and Jake fucked more intensely on the couch, I rolled
over on my back, and drew Julie on top of me. My tongue moved
hungrily over her cunt, her knees by my shoulders, her blue
skirt a dark tent over my face. Tanya and Jake came noisily
together on the couch as I slid a finger along Julie's thigh
and into the opening of her vagina. She sighed, and rocked
gently against my mouth and hands. Her pubic hair tickled
my face, and the hot softness of her skin surrounded me.

Julie's clitoris pulsed against my tongue, and the walls of
her cunt began to grip me in slow gentle waves. She gasped
and sighed. My cock waved in the air, and then a hand softly
touched it, and hot lips slid down around it. I gasped,
picturing Tanya's shiny red mouth engulfing me, and I
thrust my tongue deep into Julie's wet vagina. The lips on
my cock, strong and knowing and intense, brought me quickly
to the edge of orgasm, and as Julie screamed and squeezed my
head with her thighs, and her cunt spasmed and sucked at me,
I felt hot needles of pleasure begin to course through my
body. My hips bucked, thrusting deeper into that hot wet
mouth, and the cum gathered at the base of my throbbing staff.

Julie toppled off of me onto the pillows, and as I began to
come myself I looked down, to admire Tanya's lips as they moved
over my cock. But it wasn't Tanya.

It was Jake.

Shock and a kind of horror battled briefly with pleasure in my
mind, but it was no contest. Pleasure won, and as Jake's tongue
pressed expertly against my glans and his lips caressed me, I
came suddenly and intensely in his mouth, my back arched, my
head back, my mind blanked out, full of the scent of Julie's
pussy and the feel of Jake's lips. He swallowed and sucked at
me, and I came again and again, until I was flaccid and limp.

I took a deep shuddering breath and raised myself up on my
elbows. "What the HELL!!?!" I shouted. I knew Jake was bi,
and he knew I was curious, but SHIT! I'd never. NEVER!
"You fucking -- ! You -- ! What the HELL!!!!"

Tanya lay on the couch, one long leg up on the back, naked and
sated and decadent, watching us. Julie looked at me, her pink
mouth carefully not grinning. Jake's eyes were deep and
complicated; smug, challenging, mocking, but also some kind
of open, vulnerable. It was very quiet. I clenched my fist.
I mean, what the HELL?

"You know something!?" I growled at him. He just raised his
eyebrows. "Hmm?"

This is a guy I'd shared women with, been trashed at handball
by, risked my life by letting him drive. And here he was with
my cum on his lips.

"You give damn' good head," I said; and I grabbed him by the
shoulders and kissed him quickly on the mouth. It was
scratchy and a little nauseating, but hey! The look on
his face was worth it.

30 - what the fuck is that about???

FIRST, bitches!

You don't know who Kristin Bell is? You're a loser, Fish. A fucking loser.

Now go make a joke about someone being "classy" and reference the Monopoly man. Then make a joke about your abs or penis. Don't forget to ignore all of the lame "frist" posts instead of deleting them like you should.

loved loved loved veronica mars, she'll be great in heroes. so damn sassy.

Now that's a bell I'd like to gong! Bada bump!

check it out is my hero.

@30 i didn't come here for porno but hey... i'm not one to look a gift horse in the mouth...

Hello! That's Kristen Bell...

I've read the scripts for the Kristen Bell Heroes episodes. Her character's power is the ability to induce disabling, painful, constant erections in any straight man who gets within 1000 feet of her. I think this is a real power of hers, because I'm looking at those photos, and I'm starting to chubb up.

Kristen Bell is the hottest thing ever.

Anyone who says otherwise is just a huge homo.

Huh, drinking a margarita in the sun. Someone will get blown this evening...

She should cut down on the drinking to get rid of that gut.

And anyone who says "anyone who says otherwise" is a huge homo.

@Steve

You should cut down on being a complete failure at life

Veronica Mars was an ok show but still her face makes me sick

Thanks to #30 I hope the Fish will institute a word limit on comments. This is not a literary porn site. All that verbal crap could have been summarized by saying you know they are gonna have sex when they get home. I didn't come hear to read a detailed blow by blow ofhow Harry Potter loses his virginity.

@dsa

The only reason her face makes you sick is because she doesn't have a beard like the "women" you usually jerk off to do.

"Spud-u-like" for Worst Comebacks Ever. It's his second award, the first was for Lamest Name. Congrats, ya retarded tuber.

It's more than you'll ever win in your entire miserable existence.

This is pretty boring................Wake-up people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If she's not in porn, who gives a fuck.

50th !!!!!
Is it just me, or is the high heels / bikini thing kind of stupid?

Look closely at pic # 7, it looks like she's licking some cum from the corner of her mouth, like she just gave a blow-job and there was way to much cum to swallow it all.

@50,
It's just you, I think it's very hot.

Doesn't every chick go to the pool wearing her best "fuck-me-pumps" and a sexy bikini or thong?

I love the hat!!!!! She almost looks as uncomfortable as this girl: http://www.dailymotion.com/relevance/search/hootergirl+all+tied+up/video/x32unn_hootergirl-tied-all-up_fun

lady-croft want threesome with Texas Tranny and Ed McMahon . . .

Without endorsing or condemning, lady-croft writes acceptable Fish site porn. Learn from her (or him?) #30. In less than 3 sentences one can figure out that here is a lonely fun-loving satan worshipper just looking for a good time with anyone crazy enough to go for the ride. Why #30 can't you write like that?

Just gimme that Margarita! It's FRIDAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!

@54........you wish.

@56....... I'd love to serve you a fresh hand-made margarita.

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!

Daaaaaaaaaaaamn Kristen is one freakingly hot chick! And she's not annoying, full of herself or a drunken whore....refreshing and refreshingly hot!

Also guys, if you want to see Kristin in something good. I recommend buying some kind bud and watching Reefer Madness the Musical.....cause there's a scene where she wears fishnets and S&M gear and dances around!

TT, I like mine on the rocks. Will you wear your bikini and heels?

MrsP,
I'll wear anything you wish, even it that's nothing.
And rocks is the only way to drink margaritas.

Okay. You be Tanya and I'll be Julie. Or I'll be Julie and you be Tanya.........oh, damn, I'm confused by #30's porn!

LOL
#30 did get me a little excited this morning.
I'll be whoever you want me to be. :-)

TT, you're so cute! But Mr P is due home from work any second. And then I'm having a Margarita and him. In that order. But thank you for the virtual Margarita in your bikini!

How about if I wear a cute thong bikini and 6" heels, that'll show off my legs and ass.

More importantly, is that Margarita a regular or a double???

Well, Tex, that will be just fine. Is lady-croft around?

Where's the jenkem?

Satan here yet?

Double, of course................

Good. It's Friday. Make it a double. YeeHahhh! (little salute to Texas for TT!)

Made with 100 year old tequila, fresh hand-squeezed limes, and Grand Marnier.

Honey, give me cheap tequila, lots of it, bottled Marga Mix, plenty of salt & ice. Save the good stuff for doing shots! Awww, alright, fresh squeezed limes are okay too..................just add them in with the bottled mix & it'll be fine. Oh, and shake it, don't blend it. Sorry, I know you're probably pretty particular about your Margaritas, being from Texas and all, but really, there's only two reasons I'm drinking them. One, they get me drunk, and two, they get me drunk!!!

Not as particular about margaritas as about a good mint julep.

The preparation of the quintessence of gentlemanly beverages can be described only in like terms. A mint julep is not a product of a formula. It is a ceremony and must be performed by a gentleman possessing a true sense of the artistic, a deep reverence for the ingredients and a proper appreciation of the occasion. It is a rite that must not be entrusted to a novice, a statistician nor a Yankee. It is a heritage of the Old South, and emblem of hospitality, and a vehicle in which noble minds can travel together upon the flower-strewn paths of a happy and congenial thought.
So far as the mere mechanics of the operation are concerned, the procedure, stripped of its ceremonial embellishments, can be described as follows:
Go to a spring where cool, crystal-clear water bubbles from under a bank of dew-washed ferns. In a consecrated vessel, dip up a little water at the source. Follow the stream thru its banks of green moss and wild flowers until it broadens and trickles thru beds of mint growing in aromatic profusion and waving softly in the summer breeze. Gather the sweetest and tenderest shoots and gently carry them home. Go to the sideboard and select a decanter of Kentucky Bourbon distilled by a master hand, mellowed with age, yet still vigorous and inspiring. An ancestral sugar bowl, a row of silver goblets, some spoons and some ice and you are ready to start.
Into a canvas bag pound twice as much ice as you think you will need. Make it fine as snow, keep it dry and do not allow it to degenerate into slush. Into each goblet, put a slightly heaping teaspoonful of granulated sugar, barely cover this with spring water and slightly bruise one mint leaf into this, leaving the spoon in the goblet. Then pour elixir from the decanter until the goblets are about one-fourth full. Fill the goblets with snowy ice, sprinkling in a small amount of sugar as you fill. Wipe the outside of the goblets dry, and embellish copiously with mint.
Then comes the delicate and important operation of frosting. By proper manipulation of the spoon, the ingredients are circulated and blended until nature, wishing to take a further hand and add another of its beautiful phenomena, encrusts the whole in a glistening coat of white frost.
Thus harmoniously blended by the deft touches of a skilled hand, you have a beverage eminently appropriate for honorable men and beautiful women.
When all is ready, assemble your guests on the porch or in the garden where the aroma of the juleps will rise heavenward and make the birds sing. Propose a worthy toast, raise the goblets to your lips, bury your nose in the mint, inhale a deep breath of its fragrance and sip the nectar of the gods.
Being overcome with thirst, I can write no further.

TT, you're writin' about mint juleps like #30 is writin' about porn! Forget hunting for the wild mint patch, I'm gonna go and follow the stream thru its banks of green moss and wild flowers until I reach the local neighborhood bar! Have a great weekend TT and see you Monday!

Oh, yeah -- Happy Drinking!!

LOL
You too MrsP, have a great weekend and see you next week.

Kristen Bell is going to be on Heroes? Rawk.

I loved her in Veronica Mars.

The most beautiful woman in Hollywood. For those who don't know her from Veronica Mars- your loss. Get the Season One DVD. Probably the best single season of television ever produced (The Shield, The X-Files, Deadwood, and The Wire round out my top 5, just to give you an idea where I am coming from). Season Two and Three aren't that important or good, so don't bother with them. The first season ties everything up at the end (unlike Lost) anyway so there was no reason to go on. And you're going to be seeing more of Kristen anyway. She's the narrator on Gossip Girl, is the big new character on Heroes that is supposed to carry the load while Sylar is away making his Spock movie, will be a character on the highly anticipated Assassin's Creed video came, is starring in the Star Wars movie Fanboys, and is co-starring with Jason Segel in a Judd Apatow comedy that's coming out next summer.

cutest girl ever.
Anyone who hasn't seen Veronica Mars is seriously missing out!!
No, I'm serious. Write this down on a post-it and stick it to your bathroom mirror: Buy Veronica Mars Season 1.

San Diego rules!!!!!

whoa
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