Sep 20 2007Kim Kardashian is totally worth writing about

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I could make up a reason to post these pictures of Kim Kardashian leaving the Maxim Style Awards, but we all know the only real reason to ever write about her is to put up pictures of her butt. And unless she turns into a 500 foot tall lizard and starts attacking Japan, I'm pretty sure it's going to stay that way for the rest of her life. She could cure AIDS, and she'd still be known as 'that chick whose butt once killed a sumo wrestler.' I don't even know what that means, but I'm leaving it up anyway. That's how I roll.



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First. YAY KIM K.!!!!!!!!

2nd BIATCHES!

Look at that ASS! Damn!

I would like to lick that ass, spread her cheeks and lick, and fall asleep using that ass as my pillow. DAMN!!!

fine

she only likes dark meat.

her hole is only slightly less toxic than paris hilton's

i like that way you roll mr.superficial it's okay since youre site hasn't any other specification at all

pure entertainment

Wonder if the picture in her hand...of the "black guy" ..is the next 'black guy' she'll make a porn film with?.... I bet her Dead daddy is just sooo proud... ~not.

Man I would love to use that ass as a pillow.

She got a reality show just because of her ass. Man, TV is really scraping the bottom of the barrel.

I want to bang her right in the pooper.

Then piss on her.

gaaaaaag, gag gag gag.
ps. who the fuck is she?

I'd stroke that rump softly with the tip of my tongue, then lick it, then sloppy kiss it, all the while spreading it, finally I'd strap my lips between the cavernous cheeks and suck the farts outta her rectum

Whoo... that gives me a raging boner. I thought all Armenian women looked like donkeys. Which also gives me a raging boner.

she's friggin HOT!

She has man hands.

She has MAN HANDS!!!!!

Superfish = retarded joke stealer?

YUP!

Man hands!

Nose job?

NOW SHE TOO - could have been a Miss Universe

Here is an idea - do a story about 'Whatever happened to Past Miss Universes and past Miss USA" Where are they now?

We might even through in a past Miss California for good measure

I must admit she is a fucking fine looking scunt!

I don't care how hot she is, Kevin Tamble used her as a toilet.

I'd stay with the boobs, but not touch the ass....it's probably saggy as hell in-person, with wrinkles right from the cheeks down her flabby cheesy thighs

She's a fat tub of lard. If it wasn't for the dress, her tits would be down to her knees and her blubber belly would look pregnant. Get this sow naked and everyone would run screaming from the room.

ok does anyone notice she wears the same shit? like all the time?

@ 26: lili, I noticed it (smelled it) when she took a piss in the stall next to me; she never wipes after a dump . . .

So, is it true that OJ hid all of that sports memorabilia he stole in her ass? That's what I read on here the last time I wrote it.

Omg, Chucky wants to kill the guy from Fright Night!!

Oh yeah, and her ass is embarrassing. Freak-Showesque.

I am off to furiously masturbate

Don't worry, if she minded only being "The chcik with the butt" she would dress and pose the way she does. But to me she'll always be "Skank who fukked on tape to get famous"
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between all these bimbo trio's and shes the hottest...in all of em,,,

my god,,, what an ass,,,what id give to be up that...

What a magnificent ass. Definitely would love to bang that.

Please stop writing about these worthless people. They will go away. It is a goddamned shame that people with real talents go without recogition while this bitch witha fat ass, who has done absolutely nothing, continue to reap undeserving profits. That goes to ALL rappers as well.

Great big fat lips, huge ginormous ass, dark complexion . . . I wonder if she's part shitskin . . .

I think she got a complex about black men because of the whole OJ thing.

Shes hot and I heard she got a reality show from that fag Seacrest. I think he controls the media. Like the jews. But more so... I just wish her show was on PPV and X rated ...

Well. Golly. Yikes. These pics nearly got me off the new season of Survivor.
Survivor : Jeopardy.
Fortunately I recorded a bit of it.
Andy : Secret Societies for 20.
John : All right. Let’s see here. Secret Societies for 20.
Andy : ….What is Skulls and Bones ? AAHHH ! Help ! Agggg ! Please. NO!!
John : No Comment. Next category.
Andy : Wow…Don’t taser me bro. There’s smoke steaming from my balls. Shit. 'Rigged elections' for 30.
John : Ok. ‘Americana’. Rigged elections for 30. I could have been prez by the way.
Andy : What is 2000 ? AGGGG ! OWWWWW !!
Survivor Jeopardy – where the winners are truly shocked.
(the dish picks up a lot of new shit)

Hey assholes...don't dis the Armenians! We have enough to deal with, thankyouverymuch!

Uh, she looks like every Kardashian that works in the picking/packing dept. here.

Those Armenians are all crazy terrorists.

When she steps off the sidewalk, her ass takes three minutes to follow her.

Oh, I know! It's a souvenier butt!

#39 Hey Binky - good tasering joke LOL!! Don't tase me bro!

I think you're over the top there Mrs P-

She drags her ass all over, regardless of how many sidewalks it's been on, trampled over by who knows who and left as a soiled spot that you wonder- Geez- what the hell is taht- and how do I get it off my shoe.

But, hey, she's having fun- Run it baby! We all have gum on our shoes!!!

To all you whining idiots....

If you had the chance...which none of you will... you'd do her...anywhere, anytime....any place...

How come when a white girl looks like that y'all call her FAT??!!

Armenians disgust me!

She's getting her own reality show ?
My sources were saying it was a VARIETY show !
What a bum wrap.

(Fortunately I got my own reality show a number of years ago without going through Les Moonves.
Calling it 'LIFE')

She's so increadibly hot. My definition of the perfect woman, despite how fake she probably is.

fake ass, fake boobs, fake lips, lashes, nose, cheeks, hair...

#33 my god,,, what an ass,,,

Yep that pretty much sums it up....

armenians are hairy animals. I dated one for four years. Never again.

Binky, your sources are WHO????

Piece of SHIT

System of a Down are Armenian. I love that band.

What, how do you own the world?
How do you own disorder????

PUKE-Hairy ArmenianCOW !

What a lovely behind...

Britney 's ooked better on the awards this chick is a fat hairydog

#55 Sources ?! My sources served up Judge Ito for TMZ. So there.
(At least that's what they're telling me )
And they just happened to intercept a call to S Colbear's 1-800-Oops Jew.
Let's go to tape:
"Rabbi Jon Doe : Look I just googled 'Urban Moving Systems' and read all about the 'Five Dancing Israelis'. I'd just like to say sorry. Hope no offence was taken with the, you know, 'inside job' thing.
Steven Colbert : What ? Ed Asner didn't mention this. Bill Maher didn't bring this one up . Wasn't really listening to Penn. Barry Manilow won't stop singing.
But Thanks ! We'll try 'Mass Murder' as The Word (tm) tomorrow. No wait a sec.
That's two words and I need a job. 'Mass' - maybe we'll try something with the word 'mass'.

Dats some good eatin'

AutoCAD Map3D hangs when trying to recreate & render this.....HUGE ASS.

What is the zip code for that ass again?

At least she's not jewish, that's all anyone should care about!!!

SUPPORT ONLY NON-JEWISH ACTORS/ACTRESSES!

her ass is disgusting

Any comments on 9-11 #66 ?

(Just curious)

Well we'll take that one as a 'no'.
Bon nuit ! (sp-damn Frenchies) ( your internet pal)

Hmm . . . Armenian huh? Looks like her hair ought to be put into filthy dirty dreadlocks stuck together with shit; shitlocks for a shitskin . . .

Any comments on 9-11 #69 ?

(Just stopped by with an egg nog)

Inside job ?

( I think these people may be new and they're not too chatty.
At least Frist talks to me !! x )

Well, I know of a nice thread on it if you click my name.

Binky, how many niglets do you think that fat sow would have in her litter if she got clusterfucked by those yardapes she likes?

Holy hell, Binky!!!!!!!!

I'm still a-wonderin'......who's leg do I have to hump to get a dry martini around here?

Well. I think #72 is a racist.
Fairly common to attempt to link 9-11 Truth to racism.
That way they try to avoid the facts.
Not sure Frist. Vodka or Gin ?

So how many Binky? I'm a nice girl; you can talk to me.

Aww c'mon; I'm not gonna burn a cross on your lawn, at least not right now . . .

Well . I don't know Can I call a friend ? or ask the audience ?- I'm not from the red states.
But how many roads must a man walk down...

I'm a blue stater, pacific northwest! We have very few groids up here! : )

Who the hell said that Armenians are terrorists?! Are you a fucking mongoloid? Armenia is like the wallflower at a party. Nobody even knows it exists! I defy any of you lying thunderbutts to turn up ANY full-blooded Armenian who has been convicted of terroristic activity. Do you cretins have any idea what we have been through? Read your history, you worthless fartsuckers!

You seem angry Missystar; I've seen a thread on what happened with the Armenians that said that the leading Turks, like Kemel Ataturk, were actually kikes, secret kikes. Click my name. I saw where in Pennsylvania the ADL tried to stab you guys in the back!

#78
You mean
" before he's considered a man ?
'The answer, my friends, isn't being blown by Paris Hilton
The answer isn't being blown by Paris Hilton"

Public at LARGE : Binky that Bob Dylan material is pretty weak.
Binky : Well. It is the superficial. It's late and difficult to relate to Generation WTF .
Public at LARGE : Well ok.

Gee, sure is quiet around here. Guess I'll have to go out with some skins and help stomp a groid - I was hoping to stay home tonight . . . *sigh* . . . : (

Bye all! : (

Don't worry - no one reads this shit

I'd like to pry open that battle ship of an ass, pull off her peg leg and kick her in the festering chasm that is her vagina. I will then pour caramel over her head and lodge a stick in her black hole void of an anus. Her parrot would fly away.

I think you all need some perspective: look at her, she's quite average-looking when it comes down to it. There's some sort of layer there that if pulled off would make her very plain, and it isn't even the make-up. I'm not saying she is ugly, but there is some retardation around the mouth. It doesn't help that she is a bit of a loser.

I still also believe that men who are interested in girls' asses as a PRIMARY CONCERN are quasi-gay, not that there's anything wrong with that, but you should start questioning yourselves. "I'd tap that ass" is quite close to that bit in "Scary Movie" where the guy wants his girlfriend to dress up in the American football uniform. Again, that's fine, but just admit it, you'd take one for the team. I think girls would be far happier too if we finally admitted what anal, or even doggie-style, is all about.

Good,

^Mr. Truth

By "we" above, I mean "you", the ass-obsessed male race.

^Mr. Truth.

A lot of you guys are retarded and racist

One other thing, the racist retards on here require some serious education. I mean it. Go to my site and watch the video that comes up. I just can't recommend it strongly enough.

I wanna know who the silver ass is too. Wouldn't that make a nice bed with those two large ass pillows, no pun intended.

Yes, I see that you can do a lot worse than mess with my email (I never doubted that) and despite being pwned, owned, and tossed about like a plaything in the Northwest wind, I still harbor the illusion that I have some autonomy. I will hold onto that illusion with a vise grip even as I pay for repairs to my crappy Dell. I NEVER SAID you weren't the most awesome and breath-taking entity I ever encountered, all I said was I don't think it's hot to open my email like a diary. That's my decision and I'm sticking with it.

Now, for this post, starving nations could live off the money neccessary to pay maintenance/ wax jobs for that huge hairy ass.

I would eat her entire ass all night. She could fart in my mouth. I would dick that hole down until it was raw.

I'm pretty sure she sticks that butt out because she's hoping people will rank it . . . or maybe just spank it.

OK, new reality TV show:

Rank & Spank
or
Spank & Rank?

Damn, how I'd love to spank that ass.

Hey FRIST, did you ever get that martini?

if i had the chance to be with any women in the world it would be her. that face, ass, chest is the total package. The ass is the best ever on a non black women

Now we'll all get to see her naked.

Kim Kardashian To Appear Nude In 'Playboy'

Kim Kardashian will be appearing on the cover, and on the inside, of men's mag 'Playboy's December issue.

Kardashian has apparently already posed for the nude photos and it's reported Playboy chief Hugh Hefner himself selected Kardashian as December cover girl.

Though Kardashian's body is mostly draped in sheets and jewelry in the photos, a source tells 'Us Magazine', that Kardashian 'will show one boob, and her bare butt.'

The famous Kardashian ass is to be expected, but why only one boob when you're doing a 'nude' photoshoot?

It's also reported she will have a 12-page pictorial, which seems to be one of the longest spreads the mag has had in a long time.

OK, I guess I'll take TT's comment at #95 as a Spank & Rank.

No! No spanking! No nudity! No niglets! Just get that damn thing out of here! >: (

I see she has Mariah Carey Syndrome........has tons of bank yet wears trashy-assed clothes from Forever 21.

Ms. Kardashian embraces her big butt - kudos to her

@ 101: What is she, a contortionist?

@ 99: Jeez, get a grip girl! Ease off on the racism!

Alright Kim you have an ass. You have proven that.

Mama Pinkus, a lot of people would love to embrace her ass.

Jrzymommy, LOL, no wonder I liked her dress.

Please Only The Best, stay away from my ass! So racist!!!

TT--I pictured you in much more creative attire.........like.........Vegas showgirl meets Carmen Miranda type stuff. Not that streetwalker/disco bunny garbage. (Garbage pronounced gar-BAH-ahge)

Yes, Vegas showgirl works.

Forever 21 does have some pretty panties.

Aww! I'm sorry! So sorry! Did I bash the celebrity too hard? Did I transgress the boundaries? Did I say bad words? I just . . . I just . . . I came here to make friends; that's all! Really! Honest! I'm . . . I'm lonely, so, sooo, lonely!

I'll be good! I promise! Won't you forgive me? Please, please, pretty please! Please forgive me! I'll never ever ever say a bad bad word again! Ever! Really!

I'll reform; here, see, I'll make a niiiice safe PC sex comment, just like everybody else:

When she was in the stall next to me, she stank like she had a really really bad yeast infection!

There, see? Better, huh?

Now . . .

. . . are any of you groid lovers interested in yogurt???

*REFEREE WHISTLE BLOWS*
OVERUSE OF SARCASTIC RHETORICAL QUESTIONS IN #108.....PENALTY...FIVE DONKEY PUNCHES TO THE FUPA!

She's about ten hairs away from becoming a wookie.

Were it not for chainsaws and railroad tankers full of Nair, can you imagine how hairy that woman would be.
Can you say Black Forest?

I'd love to penetrate her big hairy pussy and even better if she has a hairy asshole. I just love a hairy asshole, it tickles me tongue

She's pretty. Still like her even though she has nothing at all to offer in terms of talent.

Her dress? Not so much.

Oh, TT, I ALWAYS get my martini!!!!

That's good FRIST!!!
I had this great mental image of you hupping my leg for your martini.

Hupping?

Binky, I enjoy your cryptic posts and I get what you're saying. Keep it up, or Bob Dylan will write a song about you called "Bill Maher and Binky sitting in a tree / K-I-S-S-I-N-G." Then they'll throw you in prison and Sam Mendes will make a movie called "Binky Sold Out America" so that while you're in prison being kicked in the face by guards everyone will think you suck.

LOL
Hupping, see I can't spell with a hard-on.

Yeah, me too eithr

Yeah, too much blood lost for the brain.

uh, so she has a big butt. WHO CARES! alot of people do. she looks fake too.

This woman should be doing porn. A bubble butt like hers can not be appreciated by being with 1 man only. For any one to see why her butt is an amazing thing it has to be tapped by six guys at the same time.

SHE IS SOOOOO HOT !!!!!! I LOVE ARMENIANS NOW !! THEYRE HOTTER THEN THOSE LOOSE ASS PUERTORICANS

I'm not lezzie or anything, but I'd love to bite her juicy bum. Mmm. Her bum looks almost as bootylicious as most Black girls.

WTF?I'm with you 19 if you're insinuating that Superfish is retarded and not my jokes!

I agree, she's super hot. Especially if you like hours-old sweat-moistened bits of soiled toilet paper clinging to the hairy asshole buried deep in the wet crack of a giant butt.

OK--Fish, I'm somewhat more flattered than she is in that too-tight dress!

@67

i dont even know what you mean by your ocmment

Well I'm not sure what the cryptic #117 means,
(but I do think #39 was one of my better ones.)

Fat asses are just fat.

NICE COLD SORE!

in the first pic is she missing a tooth? a molar maybe

sorry the second pic!

holy shit this girl has one legendary ass...i had a gf that had a body very similar to kim and i never got tired of fucking her for two years. i would just tell her to sit on my face and grind that big juicy ass all over my mouth...i fucking loved it! kim is not fat by any measure...she is thick in all the right places. i dont know about pissing on her and it seems like she isnt that great of a fuck judging by the porno she stars in...but...or should i say butt? there is not much better in this world for a man than to fuck a chick like this doggystyle and just grab those hips and plug away knowing that big ass could take whatever you give it! i think i will give that ex-gf a call...i miss hitting it. a final word...there are just some girls in this world that you want to have them sit on your face...its rare...but they are out there and kim k. is one of them. word!

Is she holding a picture of Ray J?

That sweet ass of hers makes my enormous penis very happy.

Who is this Kim Kardashian girl? She looks like a snobby BEOTCH!

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that aint all her butt...that is all that hair stuffed in that old ass pantsuit. Ewwwww.....imagine a gorilla ass!!! All that hair hanging off of it......ick!!

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