Sep 13 2007Kid Rock, Tommy Lee given chance to be douchebags again

They're both broke, they'll go for it.
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Damn, not again.

Will Pamela strip during it?

If they are going to fight with ninja swords, I want to see it.

Mini Britney rocks!

and currently she's hotter than regular Britney, or should we say BIG Britney?

As long as I can her naked boobies bounce, I'm there!

Oh I for one would love to see that! Especially since they're not boxers, so they'll probably end up pretty bad... well at least one of them will.

I'll skip the live event and wait until it comes out on the next volume of "Bum Fights."

My moneys on kid rock

#8 - shut the flying fuck up troll! What you said was just barely a joke.

Sounds like something straight out of TNA or WWE. I wonder who'll make the run-in save just before one of them draws blood.

Mini-Britney is F-I-N-E !!

I want one.

I'm from the South, I resent that.

Not all Southerners are trailer rednecks. With that said, I hope they both lose to a flaming meteor with Bruce Willis at the helm.

Pamela Anderson scares me. :( Her muscular clawed arm looks like something from Jurassic Park. Like a mutated raptor.

Did someone tell FRIST there is a new post?

HAHA, look at Tommy's vacuous expression in that pic.

My friend's brother had to put Tommy Lee in the sleeper hold TWICE at the VMAs before Lee's security detail got him under control. It would be infinitely more entertaining to watch him take these two on single-handedly and show what a couple of snatches they are.

They're both heirheads.

I did Jimbo

Yeah, uh..Tommy Lee is from Greece, Kid Rock is from Michigan and Pamela Anderson is from Canada. So yeah it's all about the South, right on the money. Plus, fuck you.

Check out those red marks on Pam's shoulder. I've got ones just like 'em on my scrotum. I wonder what it is?

Hey, #19, go shut the fuck up and go back to fucking your brother and concentrate on raising your six inbred kids in your one bedroom trailer. Be sure to cash in your food stamps to go buy some more meth.

There's a Pam as Punching Bag joke in here somewhere......I just can't get to it.

I don't think it would be over Pam..... Kid Rock dogs her in the audio clip at TMZ..pertaining to the Divorce--- was the BEST thing he had ever done~ he said.

Tommy Lee wanted to begin training but he says he lost his 2 favorite speedbags.

I think this site is hysterical and check it out every day (MULTIPLE TIMES), but enough with the South bashing. I'm proud to be from the South and hope to never live anywhere else, but just because you like NASCAR doesn't make you a redneck, illiterate or backward. It's the fastest growing sport in the country and their fans have the highest median income of any other professional sport fanbase.

With that being said, maybe fans of "wrasslin" or "ultimate fighting" may get a kick out of seeing these two numbnuts go at it...

Cannot Wait! I will go to Vegas for this one!!! LMAO

Bah, Fish just has penis envy...well, that and he was raped in Mississippi once, at a rest stop, in the morning, with donut sticks.

why are you knocking on the south so bad bra? I'm from the south and visit your site all the time. Not all southerners are rednecks......although a lot of them are.
Nevertheless, you have to admit, it would be amusing to see these two douchebags beat the shit out of each other.

It will never happen. Nobody can be that stupid to want to be the cut man for these two. Unless of course they want to get Hep C.........

I spent a month of profits from oxy dealing to buy this here porn machine, and I didn't expect to be insulted. And why isn't that attractive man's sister naked? He has a nice hat.

No, No...this is a great idea.

Get them both in the ring. Then when the referee is explaining the rules, their trainers can put a bullet behind both their ears!

I'd pay to see that!!!!!

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@1 - Tommy Lee Broke? Hardly. 45m albums = uber cash.
The recent Carnival of Sins tour made him $10m+ and he does tons of private DJ work.

I am from the South. Not everyone from the south is a redneck who watches NASCAR and lives in a trailer. The city I am from has a higher per capita income than anyone in the south and more PhD's per capita than any other city. That is what is wrong with this country. We care too much about what Hollyweird is doing. They would all do anything for money. Have some dignity. Spend more time helping others and help make this world to be a better place.

My brother TimBobAnn agrees with Kristen.

"Besides the entire South. And that trailer park by the expressway. Other than that, nobody. Well, maybe the mentally handicapped. And the illiterate which also includes the NASCAR crowd. Wait, I already mentioned the South, didn’t I?"

FUCK THE CUNT THAT WROTE THIS...STEP OUT OF YOUR CUBICLE SO I CAN PUNCH YOU IN YOUR FUCKING DICKSUCKER YOU PIECE OF SHIT.

I agree with the others - don't criticize the South! After all, where exactly would we be without the Southern support for our President? Not in Iraq, that's for sure. Any time you're getting ready to bash the South, think about that.

Hey Kristen, look, it's one of your PhDs! (#35)

(#37) ?

Don't mess with Texas.

Holy Crap midgets are creepy. That Mini Britney is icky!

Stop bashing the South. We are a great people with noble and admirable traditions. Maybe I am a Dale Jr. fan, but that does not mean I lack intelligence or sophistication. You know nothing about the great South.

Later, when my brother is done ass fucking me while fingering the goat, I will sit down and write more about my wonderful home. That is, if Dad's not feeling too frisky.

I'd pay to see it on one condition: that they both be given guns for a shoot out rather than a boxing match. Loser dies. Hopefully they both lose. But if one is too drunk to aim at the other one and we have a winner, the winner is handed a million dollar check, then shot at point blank range for being a worthless piece of shit.

Yeah, that I would pay to see.

The only people I've ever known who lived in a trailer park were from New England. But hey, stereotypes: the domain of the stupid. Congrats.

It's so difficult to make sense of things when your own personal experience clashes with what other people describe. If only there were some way to represent information in a medium where people could access it easily and expand their viewpoints beyond their own inherently limited store of knowledge based on personal experience...

I should have headed west after reaching Atlanta and burned the whole fucking place.

it sucks that kid rock would be the favorite.... considering he is straight up trailer trash, not to say that ugh.... tommy lee isnt...

41 - That was some funny fucking shit.

Mini Britney is like some sort of cross between Jon Benet Ramsay and the Devil.

Where can I buy one?

I have to go get my nails done..and oh wait, don't let me forget my frap from Starbucks.

Maybe later I'll go by some cool vegetarian grocery store.

That's right. I'm a faggot from California.

..oh wait we're all faggots here in California.

(#49) Thanks for being honest.

To point out the obvious - stereotypes are often used in the service of a joke, since lots of jokes involve cartoonish exaggeration. Get mad when they're used for other purposes.

Call me mentally handicapped but I would so pay to see these to douches duke it out. Totally awesome.

#17 & #20 - you pissed off again Schack? Not been laid in three or four weeks? Don't worry - Thanksgiving is fast approaching and when you finish packing away all of that turkey and stuffing and candied yams, you can wash it all down with some of Daddy's love juice.

Gobble the weiner, schackie ... gobble the weiner.

For someone who says I spend all MY time on celebrity gossip site, you're sure on here much more than I am. Talk about the pot calling the kettle black ....

Fuck off bulldyke!

lol i like how u guys all get pissed off about the south redneck thing.. lol tommy lee and kid rock, lol that is way funnier ya'll

Everyone so fucking bent out of shape about the Southern comments needs to chill the fuck out. The site is for making fun of celebrities, and in doing so someone else is going to be offended, too. If you don't like it, stop fucking reading it instead of trying to prove how smart you are. No one cares.

Also, someone can be white trash even if they weren't born or raised in the south. Kid Rock is white trash. Just look at his choice of outfit for the VMAs. If anyone considers that "classy" needs to be shot.

Also, fuck Texas.

I'm with #48, I'll buy a Mini-Britney even if she comes from China covered in lead paint!

#49. Just got my nails done and my frapp on an hour ago and I'm in Missouri. However, I will grant you that vegetarian grocery stores are kind of gay.

Anyway, why is everyone in the US throwing stones while Sweden goes free?

Hey Cali, better learn to swim.

Mini Britney is pretty much ten times better than regular Britney. She should have opened the VMAs.

I do not think the guy is trying to put down the south but only trying to make a joke. Im from Michigan, which is where the always classy kid rock is from.... He can make fun of Michigan all he wants and I still laugh. So ease up guys we know south has extremly intellergent and classy people.

intellergent.....

that's funny, I'm gonna head out back and tend thu still now.....

What are you all fighting about? And, since this is the Superfish and all, let's be politically incorrect and stop calling mini-Britney a little person. She's a dwarf! Or is it a midget? Whatever, forget the nicey nicey little person crap. She knows what she is, and it brings her a paycheck. Little person? Fish, you disgust me! Get real!

Yo go LouLou-

Geez, that's too funny. A place like this being all concerned not to offend a "little person"? She is a person.

Hey, @63........She's little, but are you really BIG? Keep it going, we'll get to 69!

I'm a little bigger than 63 and smarter than that too. I can can't this many-

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I count typo too good neither.

Okay, baby, can we put my mini Britney together with your Big 65???

68!!!!!!! Big Oaf, are y'all from the South??

I have digits for gidgets but what's better is...

69!!!!!!!damn!

No body tells me anything anymore.

I'm goin' home with muhself!

Wait, I'll cum with you, I mean, I'll come with you. 69! Wait, 72??? I love fried tomatoes too!

C'mere!

where?? Oh, there! Yeah, anywhere! Oh wait, I think we're off topic! I'm just gonna have a beer now.

LouLou- anywhere, everywhere, haveabeer.

Bye for now. Maybe someday I'll meet you onna subway platform and we can get back to the 70s. If you're mid-town, I'll meet you downtown. If your westcoast, perhaps we'll see the heartland. If your southern, we should go to see the little persons show and offer money for her to do dwarf tossing (another craze I missed 'cause no one tells me anything anymore).

If I ain't gonna git me some midget poon, we might as well pound brews; or mebbe moonshine seein' as how weuns is Southern bashing.

"Besides the entire South."

true that.

Big Oaf...............Sweet. I'd rather get off in the eighties. Early eighties, if you know what I mean. Does that train stop at Hoboken Station? You remind me of somebody I used to ............. hot summer night ........and all that ............wait a minute, I think I gotta go be with myself or something.

Ain't no southern bashing at all folks. Didn't mean to sound as so- just reandering thoughts of wistfulness. Coulda been them Canucks what started it all.

Yay! Canuck bashing! They know how to midget toss, don't they?

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

I think it's time you get to bed girl!

@81 - yeah, g'night!

pj must have a midget stick

is that PJ or is it BJ?

Hey now, I was bred up in the south, I'm allowed to talk trash 'bout my friends and relatives. It's all in good fun!

Why? What you offerin' Lou?

I'd like to see them fight. (i'm whitetrash)

nothings wrong with the South we're smarter that the North. Just because we're Christians doesn't mean we're dumb

We should exterminate everybody living in the South. Just kidding! No.

Don't worry Boston, hurricanes will take out most of us. Well, maybe not most, just the ones huddled in the fellowship hall waiting for Jesus to rescue them.

Next spring I'll start running out of troops who can be redeployed to active duty, so I'm announcing a plan to "withdraw" troops then.

Don't mess with Texas.

OMG MY GOD!!!! why didnt i know about mini brit before!!!!! she is awesome a REAL talent!!!! she isnt complaing about her size, hair, manager, comedian, heel, etc.she is out there rocking!!!! she could have replaced brit in the vma's and totalyy upstaged her!!! imagine the ratings!!!
ps us yankees in the north people are more evolved that Ya'll

Tommy and Pamela are perfect for each other. Skankaboy and skankagirl and between them, they MIGHT have half a clue.

@61 opps typo

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mini britney!!!!!!!!! hahahahaha! she sooo funny!
although, she DOES look like the real britney!

They look like a drunk, elderly trailer trash couple who just won the lottery, but can't remember where they put the ticket.

My money for Kid Rock.Tommy looks like will die anytime soon.Because of AIDS.

Forget these idiots! Start running some stuff on mini-Brit! She has more talent in her little finger than Britney does in her whole family. See what I just did there? "Little finger" on a little person? Yeah, I'm retarded, but its not my fault...the pills make me this way.

@97 - HAH! LOL! Best caption for this photo ever.........I was thinking they were arguing over Tommy not sending his child support check, but yeah, you're right, they just look confused.

i wanna fuck that blonde oompa loompa........... i bet my cock would look 18'' in her tiny little hands

hey pam, nice rash on your arm. which STD is that?

What is with Pam's arms? Did they have a herpes breakout?

I hope this fight truly happens. And I hope that Kid Rock gets all serious and trains for months with the Tito Ortiz and the Iceman and gets totally into the whole thing, while Tommy laughs and yucks it up and parties down.

Then the whole world can see what we have always wanted to see since 1984. Tommy Lee get his motherfucking ass knocked clean the fuck out and bleed like a litle bitch !!!!

When Kid hits his ass I hope he flashes back to the boat with Pamela and says "goddamn baby, I love you so fucking much" Wooooooo! Now thats the smell of victory my freinds !!

Pam and Tommy both have hep c you fucking retards. Its pubic knowledge.

You guys need to stop whining about the South bashing. This website bashes everyone. If you can't handle it, go somewhere else.

#105: Pubic knowledge??? Hahaha, nice typo.

(#88) No, just gullible.

hey, is mini brit a midget or a dwarf??

she is cooler than life-size brit.

Call me strange, but I would totally screw the hell out of that little mini Britney midget thing. Like, with melted margarine and a horsewhip involved.