Sep 11 2007Kevin Federline really making sure he wins custody battle

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While Britney Spears demonstrated to the entire world how screwed her career is, guess what Kevin Federline was doing on Sunday. Partying in Vegas? Nope. Hitting up a strip club? Sorry. Having some beers at a local bar? Not even close. Kevin Federline was throwing a pool party for his son’s birthdays. People reports:

Personal assistants were seen picking up banners, balloons and an ice cream cake, all in the theme of the animated movie Cars, for Jayden James, who turns 1 on Wednesday, and Sean Preston, who turns two on Friday.

It gets even better.

Spears's parents, Jamie and Lynne, stopped by for the party at Federline's San Fernando Valley home, joining about 20 guests. They had also visited their grandchildren the day before, while their daughter was hitting the club scene in Vegas.

Kevin, dude, you won. You have this thing in the bag. Go do something crazy. Treat yourself. Solicit a prostitute. Get a DUI. Hell, is someone really pissing you off lately? Murder them. Sometimes you need to relax and let your cornrows down a little. Don’t even worry about what your lawyers say. You don’t need them. Just hire that kid who makes the tacos at Taco Bell. He doesn’t speak English? Even better. That might finally add some challenge. Maybe. But probably not.



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i love britney!! WOOHOOO!

k fed is the man .. and i'm first

shit second

He just wants to get custody of those kids so he can get money. Those kids are better off being raised by a pack of wolves.

I've always respected him. And I don't care what anybody says - he's hot!

The world has turned upside down.....who would have ever imagined....

Sad social commentany when this douche is the good parent!

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Him and his Irish quadruplets. Time to snip the vas, man....

My half a sammich from yesterday makes brit look bad.

Wally's on real roll today..............
Anyhoo........ditching your kids' birthday? Man....to paraphrase Chris Rock, Colin Powell has a better chance of taking the bronze in women's gymnastics than Britney does of getting custody of those kids.

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Hurry, someone give him the Dad of the Year award before he goes and knocks up a ho again.

He'll try to celebrate his victory by having a 3-way, but it'll end up being with Natasha Lyonne and Amy Winehouse.

wally must have be amped on meth today. How else could a palsic type so fast with one hand and furiously masturbate with the other simultaneously. sign him up for 'America's Got Talent'.

I deeply Hate Kevin Federline...
and...

I LOVE BRITNEY...


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I can't join in with all the moaning about the kids' welfare. In every picture I've seen they look retarded, exactly what you'd expect given the parents. Kevin is probably trying to act like a good parent to get some financial reward out of it, but that's good enough for them. They'll grow up to be petty criminals, earn their GEDs in prison, and then go on to careers in environmental services (not the drivers, but the guys who walk behind the trucks). Forget adoption, why waste a truly good parent on a couple of retards?

fuck k-fed

lol @ number 16...so true tho

I hope Kevin gets the kids. Britney can't even take care of herself. She's a danger to society. She needs to be locked up in a looney bin.

Haha, every time I imagine what the kids will be like as teens/young adults, I burst out laughing. One of them will be a drug addict failed punk lost in Las Vegas and the other will be a politician.
Doesn't get worse than that.

THAT BITCH DIDN'T WIN SHIT! HE IS DOING THIS FOR PUBLICITY!

WHY HAVEN'T YOU HEARD NEWS ABOUT HIM THROWING HIS OTHER KIDS A BIRTHDAY PARTY?

AND IT IS OK FOR HER TO HIT CLUBS UP, SHE IS STILL YOUNG!
AS LONG AS HER KIDS WERE SOMEWHERE SAFE, THAT IS ALL WHAT MATTERS!

IT IS LIKE HIS LAWYERS..GATHERED HIM, AND SAID: WELL KEVIN SINCE BRITNEY IS FEELING LOW ABOUT HERSELF, LET STAB HER IN THE BACK A LITTLE DEEPER"

HOW DO YOU PEOPLE KNOW THAT SHE DIDN'T PLAN HER OWN PARTY WITH HER KIDS? HIS CAMP JUST BEAT HER ADVERTISING IT!
HE STILL IS A JERK,AND JIGGAHO! HE HASN'T WON SHIT!
YOU PEOPLE KILL ME, YOU JUST WANT HER TO DIE, BUT GOD WON'T LET THAT HAPPEN, SHE WILL GET HER SHIT TOGETHER!

AND WHY IS IT COOL FOR A MAN TO PARTY..THAT HAS NEW BORN TWINS AT HOME, AND NOT A WOMAN?

THAT IS SOME DOUBLE STANDARD BULLSHIT!

AND NOT ONLY THAT, THIS BUM WAS PARTYING EVERY FUCKING DAY, WHILE SHE WAS PREGNANT! i'LL CRY TO!

CAN YOU STOP YELLING BRANDISH?

Dont hate the kids..........not their fault.

Ok, Jrzmommy..I will be nice today

but I can't stand men like him, he sucks ass so damn bad!

Caps lock abuse makes babies cry.

Sources report that everybody - the assistants, the nanny, Lynne Spears - went home happy. And newly pregnant.

26

did you cry? did you go find a binky? ooooohh! lame ass!

for someone backwards enough to come to a website like The Superficial and profess their love for Britney Spears, BRANDISH, you sure do start a lot of shit.

I can't believe this douche managed to turn himself around. It shows how far Britney's fallen. http://www.barrylefarge.com/permalink.php?PostID=102

I know Kevin's trying to be a good boy, but I'd kill for a picture of him (not Britney) getting out of car after deciding to go commando!

This is all a fake publicity stunt. The only thing this wanna thug is doing is listening to his lawyer, because unless he gets some serious dough, his lawyer owns his balls. Remember earlier this lawyer ranting how Fed-Ex blew threw the alimony he got, and wanted Brittney to foot half his legal bills for the divorce. How the hell you get legal bills from a divorce when you have a pre-nup.
Anyway if Brittney wasn't rich he would give a shit about the boys, like he doesn't give a hoot about his earlier kids. Hell he ditch his ex while she was 8 months pregnant with his kids to go gold digging.

The best scenario, Fed-Ex gets the kids, but no alimony or child support, and is forced to get a job.

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That must feel pretty crappy that her mom is over at Kevin's house. But then that IS the only way she can see her grandkids since Britney cut her off. Still, that would sting like a bitch that they are birthday party-ing together with the boys.

its still kinda pisses me off that the dude has 4 kids, and only cares about the two he stands to get tons of child support for....I hope Britney's lawer is at least smart enough to point that out..

britney sucks, but he*s a bad person; look at his face, he*s a sarcastic smile like sayin* "hoho, i fuck her, her career and I remain with the money.."

35--I don't think that he cares more for the two he has with Britney, I think Shar is a decent mother so he doesn't have to worry as much for those two kids' safety and well-being as much as he does for the other two.

look, not to defend k-fed, but maybe he isn't getting press for throwing parties for his other kids because its NOT THEIR BIRTHDAY right now. idiots. and also, their mom ISN'T FAMOUS, so who would cover it to begin with?

#35 that faulty reasoning of yours wouldnt hold up in court b/c its pure speculation of K-feds intentions of whose kids he loves more... a lawyer would never use that in court because its not breaking any judicial or domestic rules and a judge would laugh at that cause it would waste the courts time. Fact is, k-fed IS WITH these boys providing love and a good family life which the kids do not have with their mother. So whatever reason K-Fed has behind his motives of care-whether it is money, etc, he is WITH the kids and not clubbing like the lunatic who birthed them...that is what the courts look at----- their environment... its not about the fathers motives but about the safety of those children PERIOD!!! maybe Spears should have been more careful in getting pregnant twice if she didnt want to be a mother and that her new husband was after her money......but she wasn't! so who is really to blame! I say SHE IS!! you play you PAY kiddo!!! it happens to men all the time.

Dude, I'll take KFeds side any day. He's been way cool through this whole ordeal. Plus he videtapped Britney stoned and it's on youtube. Love him for that. But anyway, these kids need attention from someone who matters, not their nanny or whatever assistant is watching them today. I think it's great he's throwing them a party. If mommy is going to be a whore and act as though there are no children, well. Someone needs to step up. And he's doing a great job.

Wow, I don't think anyone saw this coming. Good job, K-Fed. I hope Britney is childless for the rest of her life.

That wasn't their birthdays he was celebrating, it was his pay-day which mysteriously falls on the same time.

I do think it strange though, that, if he is as bad as you are all trying to make him out to be, why are HER parents happy to keep him close. To visit with him, and to feel comfortable doing so?

He has an open face, he looks you in the eye, and he is happy sending himself up. He is not all that bad, and ....tell you something, he is quite dashing in some photos. He would clean up well! Just needs the right woman.

He's a douche. he might hide it for the custoody battle but he hasn't changed.
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I HATE K-FED, THAT STUPID JIGGAHO! I ASKED HIM NICELY NOT TO STICK IT IN MY ASS, AND HE DID ANYWAY AND HE LAUGHED AND IT HURT AND I CRIED. NOW MY ROOM SMELLS LIKE SHIT AND MY ASS HURTS!

BRITNEY 4-EVA!

K-Fed knows how to shame an ex, that's for sure. A great quality to have IMO. Cheers!

Hey Brandish, how old are you?

I'm almost rooting for him,
I think the that him being a barley literate, money grubbing, star-fucker
has managed to take Brintey Spears's money, reputation, and now her kids
makes me kinda laugh.

brandish
why ya hating on kfed?? do know how difficult it must be to constantly explain to the kids that the nanny is not there mom? that there shouldnt be rum and coke in there bottles. why they are always in diapers and no pants. why mommy smokes her lollipops?why mommy is attacking a car with an umbrella? why mommy's head looks like daddy's?
"daddy why do the kids in daycare call mommy a washed up ho?"
"daddy why do we have to wear diapers and mommy doesnt?"
"daddy why does uncle cris angel always make mommy's pants disapear?"

thank god for kfed otherwise those kids will grow up with no resepect for woman.

Why does this no talent ass clown have personal assitants?

#51 Very good question, not like he has a job or any need for a schedule....

@21. Dear Brandish, I can understand your distaste for Federline, I personally don't care for him myself. But to say "YOU JUST WANT HER TO DIE, BUT GOD WON'T LET THAT HAPPEN." I don't know if you're such a huge Shitney fan that you actually think she's a supernatural being or something, but I hate to break it to you...WE ALL DIE. From the day we're born we are all marching towards our deaths. Not even dear Shitney can escape death. Now, I'd agree with you if you believed, like me, that Britney may be a member of the "undead" and therefore not capable of dying. I've seen zombies with more soul in their eyes that that trainwreck at the VMAs. So maybe you're right. God won't let her die, unlesss you put a stake through her heart or shoot her with silver bullets or something.

Also @21,
Brandish, you're right, it may be a double standard in some ways, but that's the way life is. Children need their mothers. That's why we women have breasts and lactate, to care for our young. I had my son at the age of 24 and spent the whole first year of his life with him every night and every day. No clubs, not bars, no parties. (and I was a hardcore partier before I conceived) But it is not hard to be there for your child. The first time I went out to party was well after his first birthday. Women across the country raise their children every day. You don't go for 3 day benders when you have toddlers at home. It's selfish and irresponsible.

#51 Simple answer...he needs his personal assistants to give a party for the kiddies they take care of for him while he works hard at playing like a good daddy so he can get the money from mommy to pay them all.

wow, remember when we were all like "WTF is Britany doing with loser?" and now he's saving the day or some shit.

Why are there so many false reports on what a good dad and person this piece of crap is. He was and is in it only for the money. So many sites say he just layed low when in town while shooting a cameo, or planning a party for his kids, when all of a sudden pics show up online the next day from him in a club with stippers all over him... The only thing he has is Britneys money and a good PR person. He honestly is a bad person

Whether he did it for good publicity or because he's just a good father... Well, at least he did it. And I know that there's a difference between doing something genuinely and doing something with malicious or other underlying intentions... But he's the one that threw a party here. Britney was too busy being disappointing with her “comeback”. If the media's given us even the slightest glimpse into the lives of Kevin Federline and Britney Spears, I think I know who I want to attain at least partial custody of the kids: Kevin.

And these are all assumptions and personal opinions, of course...

I'm pretty confident when I saw that 98% of the people who read this blog most likely have never met-- and will never meet-- Kevin and Britney. We're just making inferences here. Inferences based on some sketchy information from some sketchy sources.

Geez, #59, do you piss on puppies, too? It's all in good fun.

Honestly? Even it is a pub stunt, at least for a brief time the kids will get some attention. There's that.

I'm sure when they grow up, they'll be on some type of reality TV show, making millions for being nobodies.

The WINNER and LESSER OF 2 EVILS.......KEVIN FEDERLINE!

#58, good point. If this was a PR stunt on Kevin's part, so what. The fact that he's taking the time for his kids is something more than their coked up mother is doing. No one knows if Kevin actually gives a rat's ass about his kids, but if they got to be with one of them, I'd pick Kevin, no contest.

It's Britney's fault, either way. She didn'tr have to have kids if she didn't want them. It's called the shot. Use it.

#57 - If she gave him the money, what the hell? I'd take it.

I don't like Fed-Ex and I sure as hell don't like Shitney, but at least one of them is making an effort!! I don't know what Fed-Ex's reasons of doing this are, whether it be publicity or truly for the kids, but at least he's doing something for them. The kids probably had a great time at their party and that's all that matters! Oh and I'm glad that Shitney's mom and sis went to the party. It shows they want to work towards the better I think. But I wonder what Shitney's going to do for the kid's birthday??

go k-fed!! why not they are his f-ing kids i think people tend to forget.

I'm so sick of people saying all that sh!t about K Fed-she picked him! AND she chased him-why the he!! would anyone feel sorry for her?

He and Britney were proof positive that stupid people shouldn't breed, but it's too late now. I never would have guessed that he would come off at least posing to be the better of the the two of them. He may very well win custody of his boys, but I don't think he will get much in the way of a monetary award. Truly, I don't think Brit has a whole lot left. He may get what she's got left, but even he could blow through that in under a year if he doesn't get it in some sort of trust fund for the kids' futures.

To ditto someone else's post, I used to think these kids would be better off raised by a pack of wolves too; but at any rate I think they'd be better off with him than they would Britney's parents. After all, they didn't do such a stellar job of raising her. And she has a little sister that hasn't yet reached the age of majority. As Pooh used to say, "Oh, bother...."

I wish Kevin well. He needs to get those boys away from Britney ASAP before she pulls a Benoit. She is the laughing stock of the world now - hope she realizes now that "people just aren't into her".

Stick a fork in her beer belly - she is done.

Hey Britney, Karma certainly is a bitch. You stole Kevin away from his 8 month pregnant girlfriend and mother of his child & child to be.

You DESERVE everything horrible that is happening to you.

Maybe now you will realize that you can't just go around doing whatever you want whenever you want just because you WERE a star. Good riddens.

"He just wants to get custody of those kids so he can get money. "
Not true. He is not requesting any extra child support money or anything at all in terms of a monetary reward in this case. He really just wants his kids away from Britney. And honestly, if you were a parent, you'd know how much you loved your own kids and you'd be horrified if your ex-spouse was treating them poorly. I used to hate K-Fed, but now I actually kind of admire the guy. He's really cleaned up his act, and even though he might not be the smartest guy ever, at least he still cares. Who would have guessed...

#71, great point.

K-Fed is a gold digging fame whore.

sure, FedEx is a golddigger going after Brit Brit's money because she has lots of it and he thinks he's entitled to it. BUT - Shar Jackson (remember her? his other babies' mama?) has stood up for him and called him a good daddy and said that he provides for her kids. We just don't hear about it because who the eff is Shar Jackson? She gets no "love" from the 'razzi. They don't care about her kids' birthdays. He's not a building a case based on their quality time....

Thats not what I read.....I read K-Fed was in Vegas same time of Britney's vma's and Britneys parents were babysitting kids at his house while he partied in Vegas...afterall wasn't his kids birthday (jayden til Sept 12th vma's were the 9th anfd that he went to Vegas on the 7th........he parties just like Britney does...what makes him such a great parent?

The guy's a fucking ass clown, but at least he's taking care of the kids.

This is very sad indeed. I think Kevin is only doing this for the money, and I think he will one day he'll regret taking the children away from their mother.
Why does he not go out and get a job like a real man instead of ripping the mother of his kids for money?
He is so ugly he makes me puke...!!!

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