Sep 10 2007Justin Timberlake’s genitals win an Emmy
Justin Timberlake’s short film “Dick in a Box” won a Creative Arts Emmy over the weekend. Justin made the film with SNL star Andy Samberg who gave the acceptance speech while Justin performed out of town in Vegas for the 2007 MTV VMA's. TMZ reports:
“I think it's safe to say that when we first set out to make this song, we were all thinking ‘Emmy!’” Samberg dedicated the award to a real “up and comer” - his “D*ck in a Box” creative partner, saying Timberlake's “clearly very talented and could use a break. So, Justin, if you're out there, congrats to you, kid.”
That’s nothing. Allow me to list just a few of the awards my wang has acquired over the years: Emmy for Best Actor in a Daytime TV Series, J.D. Powers and Associate Car of the Year, Largest Structure in the Galaxy Winner and a Nobel Peace Prize. Your genitals only serve waste and reproductive purposes? I’m ashamed to be talking to you.
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Reader Comments
1. p911gt10c - September 10, 2007 11:20 AM
Sad that this actually entertained me instead of a half naked blond.
2. JohnsWorld - September 10, 2007 11:21 AM
Nah, couldnt be.
Emmy's getting handed out for just about anything now.
3. pat - September 10, 2007 11:24 AM
third bitch
4. big - September 10, 2007 11:24 AM
I really like his style
5. Cowgirl - September 10, 2007 11:24 AM
It isn't "hard" to get an emmy?I said "hard".
6. *** - September 10, 2007 11:24 AM
LOL
7. LadyJane - September 10, 2007 11:27 AM
wish he'd put his dick in my box....
8. MrXaxaxaxa - September 10, 2007 11:27 AM
Xaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxa
9. Texas Tranny - September 10, 2007 11:28 AM
@ 5 Cowgirl...........LOL
That was some funny shit on SNL, only would have been better if we could have actually seen his cock.
10. leeks - September 10, 2007 11:28 AM
i thought the video was hilarious....but i didn't know you could win an emmy for singing about dicks.
wow.
11. Cowgurl - September 10, 2007 11:31 AM
true dat, TT, true dat.
12. Penis Mightier - September 10, 2007 11:34 AM
7 if his dick was in your box, do you think you'd even notice?
13. Barry LeFarge - September 10, 2007 11:35 AM
Does Timberlake have a dick or is he just a "dick"?
14. LadyJane - September 10, 2007 11:45 AM
Well, I dunno. I'd fuck him, steal his wallet, draw a unibrow and Hitler moustache on his face with a magic marker after he fell asleep and run away laughing an evil laugh, like this:
Mwahahahahahahahahahahahha.....
15. Texas Tranny - September 10, 2007 11:48 AM
LadyJane..........your a riot. ROFLMAOPIP
16. lambman - September 10, 2007 11:52 AM
I'm sick of people saying it's Justin's video...its not, its Andy Sambergs video, Justin performed in it, but so did Andy who wrote and edited it
17. LadyJane - September 10, 2007 11:58 AM
Penis Mightier, are you insinuating my vagina is huge OR Justin's dick is tiny??? Please clarify.
18. Jimbo - September 10, 2007 12:04 PM
I've had JT's dick in my boybox. And in my mouth. Tasted like chicken.
19. Texas Tranny - September 10, 2007 12:06 PM
For his sake, I hope he was insinuating Justin has a small cock,
20. PrettyBaby - September 10, 2007 12:15 PM
I gotta box for his dick!
21. PrettyBaby - September 10, 2007 12:16 PM
#7 oooopps LOL Jane, stole your joke there!
Tandem Timberlake Twats!
22. shadty - September 10, 2007 12:19 PM
that actually made me laugh a couple of times LMAO
23. LL - September 10, 2007 12:21 PM
This is the most well-deserved Emmy EVER. No, seriously. I'm just surprised Emmys have loosened up enough (see what I did there?) to recognize something that isn't Grey's Anatomy and The Sopranos.
24. Joe Testosterone - September 10, 2007 12:23 PM
Shows that internet infamy can count for something!
25. veggi - September 10, 2007 12:42 PM
If Justin presented me with his dick in a box, I'd gladly suck it, but only if I could reach up while sucking and rub my hands all over that gorgeous baby seal head of his.
26. Justin's Secret Husband - September 10, 2007 1:08 PM
Justin swallows. Hee hee.
27. farming cacti - September 10, 2007 2:25 PM
'oh it'd be better if we could see his cock...I wish he'd put his dick in my box!'
what a bunch of low-life whores that are allowed to run around producing more morons. This is why they should raise the abortion age to 80, and put me in charge
28. jrzmommy - September 10, 2007 2:30 PM
i'm so happy for him. i totally love jt. i've written to him 7 times and he sent back a photo that he signed.
29. jrzmommy - September 10, 2007 2:30 PM
i'm so happy for him. i totally love jt. i've written to him 7 times and he sent back a photo that he signed.
30. Eeva - September 10, 2007 2:40 PM
oh i see justin is tryna be nasty n cool. lol. isn't that the same guy wit that gay boyband singin like a mickey mouse on helium?hes so fake.
31. Italian Stallion - September 10, 2007 4:47 PM
TSFSRT......
32. wedgeone - September 10, 2007 5:13 PM
That "Dick In A Box" video was funny - that's why it won an Emmy. The "only funny moment in SNL's past two seasons" Emmy.
33. BRANDISH - September 10, 2007 7:39 PM
That shit was funny as hell!
It's my dick in a box! hahahahahahhahahaha!
34. Beautiful Deaf Girl - September 10, 2007 10:53 PM
"Dick in a Box" is that like "Thing" Hand in the Box from the Adams Family. Can't these guys be anymore creative than ripping off '60s TV shows.
Only another 10 minutes and then the price of electricity will go down where I live and I can do my laundry.
35. Beautiful Deaf Girl - September 10, 2007 10:59 PM
I got someone to read me the lyrics of this song since this web site doesn't have CC, and there are more geeks in this video than go to COMDEX in Las Vegas. Bill Gates is sexier than these two idiots.
36. jerry - September 11, 2007 11:25 AM
"Justin Timberlake's short film?" Did I miss something? You think he had anything to do with it besides being in it? He is not anywhere near that funny, smart, or talented. That was pure Samberg gold, as was sloths.
37. Larry David - September 11, 2007 12:19 PM
@ 17
He said that the problem does not lie with Justin Timberlake's small penus... but instead, your, HUGE vagina!
...a pap pap!
Methinks the lady doth protest too much!
38. Amanda - October 8, 2007 4:32 AM
i will make a film about tits and win emmy or something like that and sing a song with my adorable voice like timberlake or crow........farrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt