Sep 28 2007Joey Fatone wants to help Britney - and possibly make out

weird

FIRST

@ # 2
neener neener.

Did you see Larry King last night? Britney was the topic of almost the whole hour. There were shrinks and PR flacks on, all pretty much saying Britney is in big trouble, not her career but her life.

She does appear to be in a downward spiral and mistakes the paparazzi attention for genuine caring. She is very misguided.

Nice to see the buzzards circling the expected carcass.

Fish is right, she'd probably get buck nekkid as soon as she walked through the door...which would scare his kids off drugs for life. Good thinkin.

Oh, and #2, you're a loser.

The fact he has a wive and kids makes it even creepier if you ask me

yeah i was home sick and killing brain cells watching the view and he was on. the 'extra' footage must have been from the view - he was saying what you quoted but was like 'my wife wants to talk some sense into her' or something.

"Nice to see the buzzards circling the expected carcass."

You mean here? You mean you're the buzzards?

Of course that's what you mean.

LEAVE BRITNEY ALLLOOOOOONNNNE!

That guy has the most fitting name ever. Fatone by name, Fat One by nature.

sloppy seconds..... ick!

His name isn't the FAT ONE for nothing. hyuk hyuk hyuk

:*crickets*:

Wow, tough room.

If he is trying to do a good deed - it is not necessary to ridicule him.

He cares about her enough to want to help.

Not walking in Britneys shoes - can anyone say with certainty that they would not have low points

Truly, the blind helping the blind.

What's wrong with sloppy seconds?

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I'd definitely rather have a blizzard than ol' snagglesnatch here.

bleah

I think his wife just wants a new nanny. A nanny that will repel all the men in the house. And Britney won't have her own kids to slow her down anymore, so there you go! Everyone wins, as long as Joey's kid is actually a box turtle. A plastic one. She can't hurt it then.

joey's name is " fat one ".... but i think that chris kirkpatrick was more fatty.

I saw on some ExtraAccesHollywoodBullshit show last night that one of the Backstreet Boys said the same thing....not the one that looks like a rat, or the one that did it with Paris.....one of the other two...three?

13, if he really cared, he would get in touch with her directly, not put out some fucking sound byte on Extra. get real.

He's not really trying to help Britney. Fat-one invited her to his home to train her up as a maid because her show biz career is over. Because she'll be a "guest", he won't have to pay her. Some free/cheap labor in the guise of charity.

Britney needs to do pron already.

/i'm horny

I bet MJ would share his bed with you, Britney!

Have you seen his house on mtv's cribs...it's the tits..absolutley amazing..he invested his boy band $mills wisely!!!!!!!! I think Britney should accept the invitation...or just go into hiding already.

YEAH 8. By sense he meant his wife wants to ram her fingers into Brit's loose flap jack cooch while joey watches. Get those digits all nice and syruppy. Maybe flip Brit around and give old wifey a nice taste of Shitney's chocolate pudding. You know that nasty bitch doesn't wipe. I DO make Brit wipe my ass with her tongue. she LOVES it when I have diarrhea. Yummy.

homeland security is a sham, they demand that you answer questions that you aren't legally required to, and if you remain silent, they falsely imprison you, and threaten to formally arrest you. They also threaten formal arrest against you, merely if you complain about them.

The insult to injury is that while the vicious, lying, thug "tribe" of DHS threatens you and demands information, they willfully obstruct justice by design. Obstruction of justice is codified in statute for homeland security, telling them not to respond to lawful court orders for information, documents, or testimony.

We can't work under such a system, the People of the United States can't bear the burden of such a witches brew of lies, deceit, double-talk, torture, interrogation, mental trickery, and fraud-by-trick.

The United States government, and especially homeland security, has become just a big bag filled with dirty tricks, lies, and fraud. Is that what you want your country to represent?

Why do you let these people lie to you? Challenge them. Don't be docile. Don't stand for that anymore.

DHS IS ASSERTING THAT THEY CAN LIE TO YOU ALL THE TIME, AND PUSH YOU AROUND, AND BEAT YOU, AND PARALYZE YOU, BUT YOU CAN'T TOUCH THEM, AND YOU HAVE TO TELL THEM THE TRUTH ALL THE TIME, EVEN AGAINST SELF-INTEREST, AND THEY SAY IT'S A FELONY IF YOU DON'T TALK AND REMAIN SILENT.

THAT'S A LIE, THEIR ASSERTION IS A LIE, AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO SAY ANYTHING TO THEM AT THE BORDER EXCEPT STATE YOUR CITIZENSHIP, AND WHAT IF ANYTHING YOU HAVE TO DECLARE. EVERY ELSE THEY SAY IS A LIE.

IT'S NOT YOUR JOB TO MAKE THE POLICE FEEL GOOD, OR FEEL COMFORTABLE. IT'S YOUR JOB TO CHALLENGE THEM AND TO STOP THEM, BECAUSE THEY ARE OUT OF CONTROL, AND BECAUSE YOU ARE LOSING YOUR COUNTRY BECAUSE OF IT.

§ 5.44 Testimony and production of documents prohibited unless approved by appropriate Department officials.

(a) No employee, or former employee, of the Department shall, in response to a demand or request, including in connection with any litigation, provide oral or written testimony by deposition, declaration, affidavit, or otherwise concerning any information acquired while such person is or was an employee of the Department as part of the performance of that person's official duties or by virtue of that person's official status, unless authorized to do so by the Office of the General Counsel, or as authorized in §5.44(b).

(b) No employee, or former employee, shall, in response to a demand or request, including in connection with any litigation, produce any document or any material acquired as part of the performance of that employee's duties or by virtue of that employee's official status, unless authorized to do so by the Office of the General Counsel or the delegates thereof, as appropriate.

I agree with ALL when it comes to bashing this B!tch, but #26 is just plain DISGUSTING! YOUR a sick freak of nature.....But its probably not your fault..... All of that was probably done to you huh?

Hey Joey, way to give the paparazzi a heads up.

Your forgot to post your address and Britney's flight number.

@27 Yes you hit the nail on the head, that's exactly what Joey and Britney should do, damn I can't stop laughing...too too funny.

I think Brit Brit is going through a bad case of postpartum depression. She really needs some tough luv!

@7 -- He has a wive does he? Cos I thought he had a wife.

@9 -- Why did you have to turn up? There are enough assholes on here already. Stop trying to sound like you have an ounce of intelligence. And get rid of the attitude, you might think it makes up for your inadequacies but it just makes you come across as a contemptible shit.

do porn Britney - let some Asian girls show you how it's done - your humiliation training will then be complete

The girls needs a MENTAL HEALTH EVALUATION and needs to be on prescription meds -- an anti-psychotic, a mood stabilizer, maybe an antidepressant. Plus many sessions with an extremely talented psychiatrist on speed dial.

And for some bonus help, an appetite suppressant, a trainer, a dietitian, and please God, a STYLIST who can teach her that tops are not dresses, undies are not optional, and the boots have to go.

And a cute hat wouldn't hurt, or lose the extensions. Her head needs to heal on the outside too.

Hey 28. They said the same thing about Lenny Bruce. Now, he's a GOD!

Leave Zing! ALONE!!!!!!!!!

Don't get me wrong, I love to see the dark side of celebrity excess, but damn, we end up wearing eachother out here living the fantasies. My butt is always raw and bleeding just like my little weenie. My partner has a sore butt and peepee too. You folks give us lots of ideas! If you only knew how we live them out!

Anyway I'd love to help Britney, so if you're reading this look us up. We'd love to help. You remember your way back to the trailer park. I can eat your pooplets like old times. Then you can "man" the strapon again.

ahhhh now if you'll excuse us, we'll be practicing for your return.

Why does it always look like someone just flicked a giant spoon of grease on her? Her hair and skin are so oily and gross!

Leave JOEY ALONE!!!!!! He's a human!!!!!

37. Hey troll. Nice try but you just aren't very good at it, in all honesty. Loved the attempt, however. Might want to work on the delivery.

By the way 28, that's YOU'RE, not YOUR. Dumb bitch.

He said on the show that his wife would whip her into shape....

Dear Britney

though i didn't really like you neither i'm you fan but i think u are rather talented and pitiful so its time u stand up and tell the world what you've got. i just wanna tell u that u are NOT fat but chubby.

It's Monday! Time to stand on the corner, waiting for the short yellow bus! Remember, you're special ed class is having a pop quiz!

Ok, I think I have it figured out, Joey, take a double Whopper with cheese, put it on a fishing pole, dangle it in front of Britney until you lure her back to your house, then resort to the Varsity Blues trick & procede to cover yourself with whipped cream & "stuff" - GUARANTEED WAY TO SCORE, well if you call that SCORRING, antibiotic cream anyone?

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