Sep 21 2007Jessica Simpson is in shape

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OMG! Success! My life is complete! Someone shoot me now because I have nothing else to live for anymore.

She looks really smart and eloquent too. Maybe she'll have Brad's babies for Angela?

I love her soooo much

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My fantasy is to run her over with a garbage truck. :(

She runs like the kids at the Special Olympics

Please move Kim back above the Jessica stuff. The fat man in these Jessica pictures is her new love interest. He has a gigantic tool and is large enough to shield Jessica from the prying eyes of the paparazzi. If only he'd pay attention and stop thinking about food while out with his sweet.

Damn I have no plans tonight, just like the past 12 years. Anyone from the Chicago area want to hang out?

Daddy fucked the coordination right out of her, didn't he? I've never seen anybody look so awkward so often.

I can't believe this movie is even being made. It will make less that $10MM. Jessica has no talent. I'm with the last guy....bring Kim back up. She's ass-tastic.

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her face ruins everything.

7, yeah, I don't get it, but I keep having dreams of doing various stuff to Simpson... Like disembowelment, decapitation, quartering, slicing and dicing, whipping her sore, pouring molten lead and boiling oil into her wounds, throwing her off a cliff or into a tank of crocodiles ... *dreamy sigh*

These are just demented things, of course. *shifty eyes*

10. I live in a shack in Hungary. Is that close enough?

I doubt she can act, but she's hot...

Say where are here enormous tits in pic # 2??

#1-Dork
#2-Dork
#3-Dork

When are you people gonna learn?

What a complete waste. They are going to spend millions making this movie that is virtually 95% guaranteed to be a bomb. The producers would have been better off to simply give the money away to somebody who needs it. Or just keep it. It's amazing that there are people with enough millions to invest in movies, and they choose this one! Makes you wonder how they got their millions in the first place.

18. Never.

I did not know you had to remove your breast implants to go jogging.

You know how you can look at some peoples eyes and tell they are intelligent? They have the deep, active, focused look?

She has the exact opposite look. Blank, dull, unfocused eyes. The eyes of someone with mild brain damage. Like the guy who pushes the mail cart in your office building.

#17--She's wearing a sports bra, so she doesn't get beaten to death by them.

She definitely has a completely different figure (except maybe for the proeminent nipples that look like plastic in both cases)
http://thesuperficial.com/2007/09/jessica_simpson_has_gigantic_breasts.php

#8 AND #22 WTF!!! How are you reading my mind????

She has deliciously strong legs.

"So for this scene...., um.....like, what is my, um..........mot.......motiv......."
"Your motivation?"
"YEAH!"
"Remember? One foot in front of the other.....but faster."
"Right."

#23, a sports bra does not flatten the chest, it gives extra strong support, that's all. I have sports bra and they do not make me look totally different.
Maybe she is wearing very tight bandages with plastic nipples on top ???

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She looks fit. And powerful. No wonder all of John Mayer's farts are silent now.

Give her a break she just learned how to jog. She'll get the hang of it eventually.

The only shape I want to see her is horizontal. Oh yeah, I went there.

do you want to go jogging?

NO! Have you seen my tits?

Yeah, you have great tits!

I know! It's because I DON'T JOG!

Looks like someone is having a herpes simplex I outbreak.

Her nose looks smaller and different than it did a few months ago.

Tap it. Tap it again. Tap it thrice.

Her dad just creeps me out too much to lust after her though. The pervert.

I can't stand this bitch, and I can't believe I'm going to say this...

she looks good here. Like, really good. All that sex with her daddy has kept her in fantastic shape.

Preach on #36
Tap it a 4th in the 3rd just for luck.

She is in shape.

For being fat......

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I'm running away to do work cuz I'm bored Fish. Bored I tell you. I'll just find a picture of Enrique and be to myself for awhile.

i'd have sex with the back of her knees.

Oh--Look up top? Guess who is coming out with a movie that Fish already has tickets too?

why don't they just call it "Major Studio Flop"?

Hey 43 don't talk about Fish's girlfriend's ass like that! He'll take those "guns" of his and knock you out. Mama said knock you out! See how bad I get when you make me wait fish!

Her butt-chin is really prominent in picture 3.

Nothing against her, but she really does look like a retard in these pictures. But I think anyone would if they were photographed jogging.

Butt-chins are sooo sexy!

HAHA Lux, Her butt chin.

She's butt chin really butt chin Dude!

In other news...

Earlier today, Lindsay Lohan decided to combine her passion for driving with her newfound love of horses:

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c188/shea234/horsecar.jpg

I believe I could talk her into walking around town with my finger up her ass, "you know, for steering."

Doesn't pic #7 look like all of a sudden the MENSA member Jessica realized, "Hey, I need to try to breath while I'm running!"

Also, posters 1,2 & 3 - you all are almost as lame as Jessica. Get a life morons.

I don't know why ...but these days I just can't seem to bring myself to find anything wrong with her... Crazy huh .. I guess I just see a lot more work ethic and a lil more pride than most of the females that are put on the Superficial...
Sure she's got her downfalls .. but, .. the good outweighs the bad and out shines so many others .. so anyways, whatever, that's my opinion.

There's a limit to what kind of people you can publicly exploit on websites like these, and JS *is* that line.

At least *I* don't make fun with mentally weak persons, with all kinds of mental symptoms and retardation issues.

It's NOT okay to make fun of Jessica!
What if YOU had a retarded daughter who became the sperm dumpster of Hollywood, would you think it was fun if people mad fun of her?

Please, think about what you're writing, folks. She's a rich fucking fruit, keep your jokes tasteful!

Jimbo, I'd offer to hang out (I'm in Chicago), but I'll be sleeping on the couch this evening after walking the dog.

#11 Ooooops Troll. Most (well some) know I like Jess. She is dumb, untalented but she's cute and has a good personality.
Hmmmm but you might be right troll- Daddy does seem to love his girl too enthusiastically.

#8. She talks like them too but, most of them are actually quite a bit better at signing their own name and coloring inside the lines

@55 Thanks BunnyButt, that was my troll. I am in Southern California

Jimbo, ur such a loser. Im a troll and Im way cooler than you will ever be.

She has really big calves!

I've seen her in concert and she has some VERY, repeat, VERY saggy boobs! I don't why everyone seems to think she has this awesome rack...

so if i troll you that makes me double cool?

go to blugardenia.com if you want to buy the same shorts she is wearing. looking good, jess!

OK, she does look good but I'm not sure if anyone has said it (since I have not read any posts) BUT what happened to her tits? They are like tiny titties now.

jessica simpson pisses me off, but she DOES have some really nice legs. and for the record, my boobs look about half their normal size when i wear a tight sports bra. Also, maybe she's always wearing push-up bras when she dresses normally?

whoever said their boobs don't look different in a sports bra is probably because they have none to begin with.

jessica has far too much make up on to be ACTUALLY working out. i love when people try too hard.

i am glad she is wearing shoes..........that bitch has feet that are so big and ugly.........i vomit in my mouth when i see them

medusa would have better looking feet

It looks like she's chasing after a doughnut attached to a fishing pole. "I gotta get me that cruller!"

I didn't know that she had done to her lips!! Eeeek!
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Hmmmm. Makes Hayden all the more appealing. :) Still (seemingly) untouched by the knife (or collagen syringe).

i think that there's some resemblance between fergie and jessica simpson!

i agree with you she also has that puffy look when she's a chubby. anyway she needs to get in shape for her upcoming movies

#66, wrong guess !

That divorce really fucked her up. She's never been the same.

Every time you see her, she looks different - except for the fact that she looks miserably unhappy all the time.

I predict a Gospel CD in her future.

she is so hot.

Ponytail and Horse face do not go together.

She's an absolute Einstein compared to Britney "Oops, I did something heinous, again" Spears.

Hate to say she looks good but :- ( No choice
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I'd like to see her run like a penguin with those '70s gym shorts around her ankles.

What's with the goddammed 70's running shots? Motherfucking slut must think she's on facts of life or something. Brainless shitbag.

damn that training bra must be tight as hell to hold all that junk. BOOOBIES

Your nipples are just at the perfect hight. Don't change a thing!!

She's flashing the high beams, god bless her.

Dumb as banging to rocks together, but does that reeeeally matter?

PEOPLE, do you all witness how much her looks improved after sporting. She looks defenitely better than a few months ago, agree? A person put alot of energy IN sporting, but people forget the amount of it you get in return!!

Great, another shitty Jessica Simpson flick to look foward to.

She may be fit but she's still fugly.

wow, what a story

will always be ugly ha ha ha

Jessica Simpson and her sister are sooo different, they are like night and day.

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Well fit and definitely looks hot! PPL who say she is ugly, what planet do you live on?

Is she wearing any makeup here? If not she had done a great job I bet loads of gals would kill to look like that without any!

Question is will she look this good in a years time, or will she go back to looking like a flagpole. Ya know, no-neck, square head, no muscle, ultra-Ethiopian look? Why do they bother?!!

Chidish and silly to call her anything onther than beautiful. She is a goddess and I would give everything I have to impregnate her.

Corection headline should read:

Jessica Simpson is the shape of a fat person.

I need to know what sports bra she's wearing. I have the same size boobs as Jessica and need to find a better way to strap them in when I jog.

She's trying to be Hayden.
No go.