Sep 6 2007Jessica Simpson has nipples

Very nice :-)

I want to bang her so bad it hurts

ugliest. vest. ever.

I have the exact same nose and sunglasses gimmick that I wear on Halloween.

Jessica Simpson makes babies cry.

She kind of reminds me of Princess Clara's mentally retarded cousin Bleh in the show Drawn Together.

What the hell is she wearing over that shirt? Some kind of mat woven out of tumbleweed?

Veggi, you are correct fucking ugly vest.

how does she still get work?

#9

errr, work? what work?

Big fucking ugly glasses are The Future, dudes!

I'm brought back to 8th grade when vests with the weird strap on the back and matching mustard colored socks were in. Oh, that wasn't fashionable? So I looked fucking studpid? dammit!!!!

If you asked Jessica how many loads of semen she's swallowed in her life, do you think she could tell you?

That vest looks like some macrame shit I made in 7th grade art class while tripping on acid.

I wanna stab her.

(sorry, mom)

I guess she decided to bring her own cab-in-a-bag since there is a taxi 'strike' in the city.

That Jew next to her would like nothing more than to bone her. But OH HO! Look who else is with her!!! It's Uber-Fag Ken Paves to the rescue!!

In pic # 6 on the bottom she looks like she is gonna give the Jew a squirt....

The weird doily vest and the nipples remind me of my grandma.

My mommy told me to twell e'rybody dat she is back. She gonna go to veemaavajayjay two sing un dance. she say if she do good she won' trow me at da ceilin' no mo' and won' put her lollypops out on my ticky o.k. byebye now.

YES. Yes she does. VERY nice ones.

@ gassy girl- how is grandma? did she get you a CB for your car bed so you can talk to other car beds?

She's not going to age well. Bet on it.

what's bigger, her ghetto earrings, her gay sunglasses or her nippolonios?

I don't care what any of you think!!!!!

I kinda like her vest

Silly Jrz, Nippolonio dated Prince.

just coming from an audition for The Fly?

Why my boss has the fricken air conditioner set at 35, I'll never know.

Although looking at these pictures, I'm starting to get an idea....

I like her glasses.

Horse faced and gross. Something about her makes me want to punch her in the head.

I would let you all make fun of me if I could also have her money

http://testosterone-zone.com

She's the Simpson with fetal alchohol syndrome right.?

Cause that would explain alot...

Too bad her face had gone F'ugly after all her plastic work

@ 25 is funny cuz FRIST!!! has no taste.

@ 22 veggi - My grandma drank all my pot. I mean, how many people can say that in a lifetime?

Her daddy would enjoy these pics... cause you can't cover them puppies up.

Mr. Ed in sunglasses.

#34 YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!!

does she look armanian?

there is NOTHING ok about that vest. see, even our resident tranny wouldn't wear it and he likes little bo peep outfits.......... doesn't that say something?

Dr. Shockla is gonna hook us up with a monkey. I'm gonna teach it taekwondo.

Who is the hanger-on behind her?
And those earrings look like they HURT.

#39 "Who is the hanger-on behind her?"

May we introduce to her Pet Fag Ken!!!!

hey... at least she isn't fat anymore.

LOLLLLLLLLLLLL UPPER ARM BAND
HIDEOUS CROCHETED VEST
2005 SUNGLASSES
NIPS APLENTY

i feel so much better about my outfit/accessories all of a sudden. i'm surprised ken paves didn't tell her to GTFO out those clothes. he's gay, he should have better taste!!

@17. Jew boys have the prettiest panties. Tee Hee.

@ 37 - I know you don't know how to spell. Der! It's FIRST!

Dr. Shockla brought some crazy Zimbabwe weed that turns you into a deer.

@43
Funny

hahahaha @44... you're retarded. leave FRIST alone.

frist has canadian bacon areolas.

I Actually like her glasses and her bag...
But I must point out those dirty knees she's got goin' on in the last pic...
Uh Oh - what was she just doing???

Fanastic then. Cheers

BTW fanastic is a word

@ 44 - I'm not retarded... I'm fanastic just like FRIST.
Stupid lil princess go play with your pretty ponies.

and likes to macrame 7th grade boys.

@52
Normal is only a setting on the refrigerator.

Gassy Girl wears a helmet and rides the short bus, so quit picking on her.

Jessica wears Lee Press On Nipples. They are all the rage in Europe.

53- mines always cold, like FRISTS canadian bacon areolas.

Stop with the bacon, you're making me hungry......or is that horny?

My name is Texas Tranny. I am a robot. I have a robot vagina.

54- yeah but its a cool helmet with pictures of your giant canadian bacon areolas.

Hey FRIST I have some of those nipples for my fake boobs. You can either go for the smooth look or the excited look.

#58, you may be stupid, but at least you ain't got no money!!!

I don't theink FRIST needs the Lee press-on nipples and the smooth look is out. The excited look is in this year.

54 - I'm cool because my helmet has horns and my bus has sweet rims and flames on the side and a CB radio so I can talk to other short buses. It's hot.

58 - canadian bacon doesn't have areolas. Doi! It's science!

Yes, Jimbo, and I think my boss is trying to promote that look.

60- how would you know? did your giant canadian bacon areolas tell you that?

No, your pepperoni sized herpes did.

Hmmmm....lunch time. I'm getting pizza!!!

Bye!

FRIST can you blame him? I would do the same if you worked for me.

Bring me back a slice!!

I better think of something clever before 69 gets here!

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm pizza

Smoke time

short dudes

TT, I'll let you have 69 cuz I liked your comment on 14 and you probably have lots o' experience with kinky numbers!Tee Hee!

what are ya smokin? pole?

@71 Cowgurl - you seem like you have had your share too.

Does her purse expand to a pop up tent? WTF? Who carries a bag that huge (other than TT)?

yes, yes, and yes.

Guy in the suit looks like the Girls Gone Wild guy...and does she go EVERYWHERE with her stylist?! Sheesh.

She has the Osmond family in her purse

It is like this TT: YES!YES!YEEESSSS! (Sleepless in Seattle)

Jessica and Jenna Jameson should have a duck-look-alike contest

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Where celebrity goes hip-hop

I think she got lip injections later that day or something

What am I smoking?

CallyForneYa Sense A Million

Jessica Simpson has cripples? What the hell is she gonna do with them?

Californian Sensamillion

Damn, I can spell.

I had pizza for lunch. Yum. I spread the melted cheese all over my perky little man titties and itsy bitsy ascending ballsy wallsy's then had little scuffy lick everything off.

Hey Jimbo, look at URL's much? Check out my "comment" on 78!
AND Tranny are you talking about fornication?

In the boy or girl past puberty, we find one of the most dangerous forms of masturbation, i.e., mental masturbation, which consists of forming mental pictures, or thinking obscene or voluptuous pictures. This form is considered especially harmful to the brain, for the habit becomes so fixed that it is almost impossible to free the thoughts from lustful pictures.

Hey Cowgirl...................

yes, ALWAYS

#16----Hee Hee!!!!!!!
That is one hell of a tote!!!

Also, talk about jewerly overload!!!!!!

Cowgurl - still looking!!

"Jessica Simpson has nipples"? Wow, that's a total surprise for me! ;-)

90--Nipples? Oh hell I thought it said cripples! Well, UH-YEAH, now that makes sense!

@ 88 - Really!! She looks like she's channeling Princess Jasmine AND Aladdin with that getup. Maybe she was coming from a casting call for a live action 'Aladdin'. Or, maybe she is just a complete dolt.

her fucking nose is huge

K, I'm back. I hope the short bus left already.

Jimbo, sorry, I didn't really get any pizza. I had to get vodka. I have insomnia :(

She keeps her do-it-yourself abortion kit in her purse. That's why her purse is so big. She must rip out at least one fetus a day. Duh.

Does that nose come with those glasses?

Midgets!

#92-----
I'm going with DOLT times 5.
I can actually see her in genie pants though.
Let's not give the gal any ideas; not that she's ever had an idea before.

God,
If I was Nick Lachey I wouldve SOOO ass raped her for at least another year or so, then kicked her ass to the curb!!!!

Titty fuck.

+1

What I find funniest about this whole set of photos is how happy Mr. "I'm baked on Northern Lights in my new K-Swiss tennis shoes" is to be a part of the photos. Which are whiter - those shoes or Jess' teeth? Which are bigger?

Just save us all the waiting and get to doing your gang bang porn now, Jess. Know your role!

look at her horrible nose!!!!

those aren't nipples, there just big moles. she has them all over.

I'd say that I'd like to f**k Jessica's brains out, but someone beat me to it.

Neeeeeeeples!!!! While she may be brainless, she has an incredible body. I pray for the day when more female stars are built like her and not Eva Longoria (puke).

Jesus christ, enough with the stupid bigass sunglasses. The pops know who you are, you're not exactly going undercover and deceiving anyone. These just look fucking ridiculous.

I work at the hotel she stays in and I often have the occasion to interact with her. She is a sweet, modest, and very kind woman. She is one of our favorite guests. I don't know where any of you get your information about her, most of it couldn't be further from the truth. I admit that most candid pictures of her make her look weird. But I swear to God, she is gorgeous. Even without makeup and her hair loose on her shoulders, she is stunning. And again, her personality is terrific, she is always nice to the paps, and when she doesn't want to be photographed, she avoids them by going out a different entrance. You never see her get violent with them.
Also, even though she has made some questionable ensemble choices lately, you still will never see her legs spread with her bare snatch exposed in the back of her limo. She has class. She doesn't get drunk and act like a whore, she doesn't do drugs, she isn't promiscuous, she does a lot of charity work and is very generous.
Nitpick on her imperfections all you want, but remember that she is a millionaire superstar and you aren't. Her day consists of waking up in her 5000 dollar a night penthouse, having dozens of people fawn over her, making public appearances (and lots of cha-ching), signing autographs for hundreds of fans, and your's consists of sitting at home in your drawers criticizing her on superficial.com.

i'd love to play with her tits and suck that clit. too bad nick got to her first.

nice jeans! the rest is ugly!

and those nipples look kind of fake! some bitches wear this kind of platik nipple patches, tha look like hard nipples.... she looks like she would do anything for some publicity.

#106 Actually I think Jessicas day consists of trying to figure out how they got the water in her Aquafina bottle. I've seen her show dipshit. She is one of the stupidest, most ignorant, orverated, talentless "stars" out there. I will never have any respect for someone so fucking dumb. Oh she's rich you say? Bifg fucking deal, most people at some point get money, but this skank ain't ever getting a brain.

I'm sure she OWNS more things then nipples alone, BETT!!

Suck in the gut Jess!
Bad earrings, bad glasses, horrible vest, ridiculous bag. She will not age well. She has a fat chick hiding inside of her.

Ayleast she looks better lately than she did when she wore 5 lbs of make-up and hooker outfits. Leave her alone about her nose, everyone has faults and she can afford all the plastic surgery she wants obviously, but doesn't want a nose job. Look at Ashley anyway, she looks so plain now with her new nose. No character or personality to her now.

who let this tranny out. it's not Halloween yet..

I want to cum on her awesome vest.

I think you meant "freckles."

HEY JESSICA.....UUUMMMM......SEE YOU STILL NEED NICK TO DO YOUR LAUNDRY, LOOK AT YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR BEFORE YOU GO OUT. GRASS STAINS ON YOUR JEANS??????? GET A NEW DRY CLEANER LMAO

Those aren't earings- those are crank 'size' rings to makes sure your joint will fit her duck lips.

Does this Bitch have any pictures in which her feet are not hanging over the front of her shoes..?

Get a pair that fit..properly..DAMN!.

S-H-A-M-E!!

Glasses?! .. where?? :)

is she smugling tic tacs or is it cold out.....man i want to fuck her so hard over and over again damn she has nice tits she may be dumb but i would love to fuck her. i would eat her out.

dude those glasses suck get some normal ones...and pop those tittys out so i can cum all over them and in your mouth jessica..ur nipples are out of control

hey paulo u dumb fuck there talking about sunglasses.

112 no means no

I know those earings aren't a place to rest those cankles

Damn Jess those nips..must be cold