Sep 11 2007Jessica Simpson has gigantic breasts

FRSIT!

MMMMMM, i love her boobies!

she's a dumb-ass cunt...with huge tits!

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Yowsa - I thought the only pair of gigantic boobs I'd see today was jrzmommy and p0nk.

Awww yes, thats the suff right there.... err.... I mean, she's a shallow, attention seeking, media whore, with no talent, just a stuffed shirt for the media... well stuffed ..... mmmmm boobies........ Aaaargh stop it damn you Jessica's breasts!!

is it just me, or does her new smaller nose make her boobs look bigger?

arm pit hair? check.
huge saggy boobs? check.
bad frizzy hair? check.
totally brainless? check.
hmm, this could be any number of bozos...

Those would look awesome on a girl.

AFJ, you're the 2nd person in your family to call me gigantic in the last 24 hours.

(o)(o)<<that is hot! I love it!@

She really got those big nips lined up nicely. For once we get a shot where they aren't poking out in random directions.

They're not as big as you make them out to be. Not even close.

looks like somebody needs a pearl necklace.

CHAD - HEY GUYS, I'VE GOT SOME GREAT NEWS!!!

GUYS - WHAT'S THAT CHAD???

CHAD - BEIN' GAY'S SWELL!!!

GUYS - WELL ALRIGHT!!! CAN WE BE GAY TOO CHAD???

CHAD - SURE FELLAS!!! JUST FOLLOW ME!!! ; } ; }

Hmm... her belt is rather tight... wonder how she manages to breath.

p0nk, don't get too excited about that, my 2 year old nephew thinks everything is big. So the treatment failed, again?

CHAD - HEY GUYS, I'VE GOT SOME GREAT NEWS!!!

GUYS - WHAT'S THAT CHAD???

CHAD - BEIN' GAY'S SWELL!!!!

GUYS - WELL ALRIGHT!!! CAN WE BE GAY TOO CHAD???

CHAD - SURE FELLAS!!! JUST FOLLOW ME!!! ; } ; }

Why Nick would want to let her go for that flipino rick picking slut he has now is just mind boggling...............
Love love love picture 8 .. beautiful smile..beautiful face..beautiful pose.

afj, your nephew was watching? sorry about that man. we'll close the bedroom door next time.

Those are some nice funbags !!!

And I thought the only fake boobs I"d see today are my troll and AFJ!

It wouldn't have helped, even the neighbors down the street complained about how the dog was howling.

I know I shouldn't do it, but I keep sticking my finger in my ass and then smelling it.

@23 - that's how I remember the smell of jrz's pussy.

21- J. Simp's breasts are real....she's had surgeries to reduce and lift them before, but they are not implants

did you tell them that you don't have a dog?

24 wasn't me, jrz.

She's damn lucky she has those things, it's the only thing keeping her famous.

Too much caffeine, much?

I'm gonna give her my shirt that says "I wish these were brains". No. I like that shirt too much.

You gotta love diamond cutter nipples.

Dang p0nk, who did you piss off? You are the last person that I thought would get trolled in this place.

And thos are some nice mombos

does the left look like it's hanging lower than the right???

I just wanna stick my face in and motorboat those puppies

http://testosterone-zone.com

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Damn her titties are huge! Too bad her career isn't as fantastic. I will say this much: she is looking a hundred millions times better than Britney Spears. Stay away from loser men and having "mistake" babies Jess.

Judging from her bag and belt - there's no snake alive she doesn't want to convert into some sort of fashion accessory.

These just might be the most beautiful tits of any celeb.

Superfish, you have been ON FIRE lately.....keep it up

Chad, you're kind of weird.

Her career???
When a woman is this hot she doesn't have to have a career.
Her job is just to look good and fuck.
She will always have any number of millionaires and/or even billionaires willing to put her up in their yachts and penthouses.

Who writes this shit?? One cocky POS. I like reading this stuff, but it gets real annoying and old....fast. Your HILARIOUS whoever writes this. Good one.

PS. Those boobs are totally real. She used to sing Christian, but they were uneasy of her vuluptuous boobs. True story.

#42
That's not true. She just went mainstream.

I want to suck her tities as well as her pussy..yum

@6
I didn't even notice she had a nose.
Can take my eyes off those tits.

She's a fucking twit, but you have to give the titties props.

# 43
Um, yeah. It' true. Thanks for trying though

She's had those lifted for SURE. They used to sag as low as Cisco Adler's nuts.

Her dad is LOVIN' these pictures.

Jrzymommy
I bet daddy has some SPECIAL pics that he keeps close by.

She'd be just about perfect if she couldn't talk/smile/breathe or anything else she does that's fucking annoying. Same goes for that trampy little sister of hers.

hahaha, her dad DOES love these.

#47
Um, no it's not.
She used to travel around with her family in the preaching/singing circuit. Jessica started achieving some small success and, for awhile, opened for Kirk Franklin. She eventually moved into secular music and that's when most of her fame started. But her father, who seems think he can promote and ride his daughters' successes gets some of the credit for her public persona. As for the church having problems with her voluptuous figure, the only problems were with her "Daisy" character from "Duke of Hazard" and the video for "These boots were made for walking".

So, thank you for trying. You can pick up your door prize on the way out.

53- you're wrong. But I love your cut and paste talents.

that's the only reason I watched her stupi show, they were always bouncing and she would lay on her side and her boobs would show.

Good luck finding anything that a cut and paste could have come from.
These are all my bad spelling/punctuation words.

Get over it shit-stick.

I loved that stupid show. I adore people that make me laugh unintentionally. We could be the bestest of friends.

You all are very annoying today.
Maybe it's looking a J Simp. Something about her horsey face just really makes me want to punch her. She looks like her dad in drag.

Are there any naked pics of her out there?
I'd sure like to see her nude.

Her dad is LOVIN' these pictures.

#57
Say something meeningful or dont say nothing at all.

anyone wanna take the meeeeeeeeeningful in #61? p0nk?

I wish I was as smart as the rest of you losers.

#53,
Yeah, you're a complete dumbass. And who the fuck knows all that about Jessica Simpson? You, my friend, are lame.

What the fuck are you a fucking parrot, #60?

You mean like copying word for word jrz in #49 like you did in #60. You're right. I'll try harder next time.

meeningful..............
1. adj..full of men
a. full of semen

meeningful..............
1. adj..full of men
a. full of semen

sorry don't know how I did that.

meeningful........adj...to spell poorly

From Wiki.........

Simpson received criticism from a Christian group calling itself "The Resistance", for the sexualized image she used in the music video for "These Boots are Made for Walking".[5] In response, Simpson stated, "It didn't really surprise me because I grew up with a lot of that backlash. That's why I didn't end up going into the Christian music industry. I think that if they're really good Christians the judgment wouldn't be there."[

Fuck trannys, Jessica Simpson hates them too.

UM, thank you Texas Tranny. She would have gone into Christian music but DIDN'T, because her boobs were too big.

Um, if your as much of a dumbass as your posts seem to be, then I"m through wasting any time on you.

ROFLMAOPIP.......at........#72

He must've mistaken me for somebody who gives a shit.

But yes, trannies fuck all the time.

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.......

Um's new name is DUM.

I don't like um. wonder what um "means". useless mind? ugly motherfucker? um. um. um.

by the way, this post I'm writing right now has NO MEANING!

dammit jrz! you beat me to it.

Seems to me that she didn't leave christian music because her boobs were too big. I think she left it because the paycheck are so much bigger in regular music and movies.

Hey when did this turn into a chatroom??

UM-- Unstoppable Masturbater?

by all means i love jessica, but lately it seems like she has become a little bit of an attention whore!!

Now she wants to go Country. Hopefully, those fans will realize how talentless she is.

Cool, you guys are awesome....keep coming up with new "um" bashing jokes, HILARIOUS, seriously. Give um a break

Fuck all ya'll. Your just mad cuz your ugly and i'm not.

It's you're (you are). mmmmm k, um?

Now there's an insightful comeback..........Fuck all ya'll. Your just mad cuz your ugly and i'm not.

@81 Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

see what I mean?

go eat your vegatables.

WAIT A SECOND. How many fucking 'um's are there??? I thought I was um....

go eat your vegetables? what the fuck?

Um, I don't know.

I'm pretty sure I am the 'um' everyone mad at. Then in comes these two other UMs, one can't spell you're, and the other tells us to eat vegetables? Lame.

Um, or UM, or um.... whatever your name is, you better be twelve years old. Otherwise, you have some serious fucking problems.

don't you mean lum, Dum?

Hey Jrzymommy
I am the Unstoppable Masturbater

Aha, people take this shit way too seriously.
Remember when people were commenting on Jessica Simpson's tits?

I remember when UM was a little um. What a little shit that one was.... I mean a real little bastard, literally.

You better have them pinkies out when you do that shit, TT!

Um, you fuck with the bull you get the horns.
Understand, shit-head?

101- that was stupid. kind of um like.

101-- are you principal Vernon from the Breakfast Club?

Oh my god you guys...seriously?

You think that is big?!

Her boobs are what, a big D-cup?

A D-cup is not big or huge, an F-cup is...

I’m so sick of people saying how "HUGE" her boobs are....they aren’t!

They aren’t small neither, but they aren’t huge, they are normal sized!

I don’t se anything special about them...

Look at Jordan, she has gigantic, huge boobs.Jessicas are normal....

It's an inside joke between me and "Um".
If "Um" doesn't get it yet, he soon will.

@91 No, I am the real Um

um, wait a minute, i am ugly.

Jrzymommy
You're damn straight I do it with my pinkies out. Just like a good little sissyboy.

you're really a connoisseur pf other chicks' racks, Grace. What's up with that?

N!GGER PLEASE

first

Ugly Motherfucker gets my vote, Veggi

She needs to stop wearing those huge shades. Makes her nose look like a deformed penis. Oh wait, now I know why she loves to pick her nose all day.

Dress is fug.
Shoes are nice.
Bag hurts my eyes.

What does she do for a living? Anyone know......

I think i just threw up in my mouth some..eeesh!

#104

Normal sized? Normal ain't a D cup. Just like my twelve pounder ain't normal.

Dude behind Superficial: You are HILARIOUS. and her boobs just aren't huge, they are amazingly shaped. Look at that! No bra but they aren't sagging. I'm so jealous...

It's great that you are updating more. Kick that monstrosity of a blogger's titanticly huge ass. You know who i'm talking about, and his name begins with a 'P'. (doesn't he know that no one gives a sh*t about Winehouse???!)

Speaking of big boobs where did Bern disappear to? I liked his DMBS's.....
Hubby is gonna be disappointed......

WANT.

She'd be even hotter if she wasnt wearing sunglasses that are as big as her gigantic tits.

That dark nail polish on her looks soooooooooooooo stupid!!! She is too light to wear that. She should wear lighter colors. Pinks, Corals, peaches, light orchids. Not dark blue, or black. GROSS!!!!!!!!!

Ugly shoes.

GREAT CANNONS

I love this website-- so funny and a bit more intelligent than the other celeb websites out there. Even the readers' comments are funny and refreshing. Keep up the good work guys! (For some reason I feel that there are more guys on this website)

Those nipples are like a kid playing with a light switch. Now they're on, now they're off, now they're on, now they're off (hard, soft, hard, soft).

They just need to be exposed a little more. I don't like the lights to be covered by so much material.

These boobs gave me a nightmare. I looked at these pictures yesterday right before going to bed and I dreamt that they were on my chest and that suddenly, the right one fell under the left one (the weight I guess) and I was trying desperately to slide it up under the skin so it would be at the same level again. Eeeek.

Haters can bite it - if you dont think she is fine as hell, you are gay.

Every white woman should be this beautiful.

How could Nick leave that? I would do anything she wanted. Rims jobs and all.

..The average bra-size is a 36C, in other words, just about the same (if not bigger) as a 34D...so yes that is normal...

I'm a 36B myself, smaller then Jessica, but not small neither...

I’m amazed of how incredibly dumb you guys are...is almost funny

She looks like she is wearing the false boobs with the hard nipples or she gained some of her weight back because her boobs look bigger ha! Do the colors gray and brown really match?

Beauty fades and dumb is forever!

JESSICA IS WEARING THE FALSE SILICONE BREASTS ENHANCERS WITH THE HARD NIPPLES BECAUSE SHE LOST WEIGHT AND HER BOOBS SHRUNK. SHE KNOWS SHE IS NOTHING WITHOUT BIG BOOBS SO SHE IS WEARING BREAST ENHANCEERS. YOU CAN BUY THEM AT http://www.fredericks.com/product/full+breast+enhancers.do?keyword=PADS&sortby=shortdesc&asc=true

not sure when it became relevant whether awesome jugs are fake or not. guess what ladies, it isn't. I don't think I'm overstepping when I speak for all men; we applaud Jessica's fantastic jugs and only pray that all women will come to their senses and do whatever they can to look the same way. nick jumped ship cuz this girl's a collosal imbecile; you bang her 400, 500 times and get it out of your system. then move on to the next girl with really big, nice ones. mabye come back later, but move on to others. thank you.

she looks good,,,but shes so stupid,,,once you get to know her,,,well @ least from watching her use to be reality show with what his face,,,i use to feel sorry for that guy....!!! yeah thats it nick lazy!

Dr. Boob-Looker, MD.

Possibly the funniest thing I've ever seen on The Superficial. Or really, anywhere. Ever.

did you hear about what her dad said about her tits? "they look good in anything, she's a DD, you can't cover those SUCKERS up" ... i seriously think he wants to suck on her tits ... poor ashlee and mom would be left in the dark haha.