Sep 6 2007Jessica Simpson and Jenna Jameson should be friends

Fugly

Next!

Definite "Butterface" and that make-up isn't hiding enough.

Anyone else notice that cancerous mole on the right shoulder? :D Hopefully she'll follow Pavarotti soon.

Is Duck the new look these days? LOL

duck!! haha i cant stand this chick, she gets funnier looking by the day, its like you were born without lips leave them alone you idiot

What a loser. Is this bitch even touring or making any songs anymore? I mean, what is she, who is her daddy, what does he do?

I'm beginning think all these bitches have been killed, and have been replaced by Jim Henson Studios creations.

still think she looks definitely do-able. i mean, if i just HAD TO i'd do her.

At this point she's just famous for being famous. how does she occupy herself all day?

She's much prettier than Jenna, even though I still think she's a stupid twat.

She's gone from a hottie to looking like Mr. Ed.

Nice dress.

I think she's be more at home on the Jerry Lewis telethon than something like this.

Whatever.........she's done. Next story.

I had my lips injected with collagen.
Makes it hard to sit down though.

At least she doesn't show her ass, do drugs or drink and drive
I look up to her, what a great role model!!!

HAHAHAHA Jane!!!! You fucking rock!

Somebody obviously did like the restalyne injections after all. that shit is addicting and she said she didnt like it....

What the hell is up with the mesh crap holding up her dress...that looks so weird.

She is a much nicer looking duck than Jenna

#18

Ding, ding, ding! We have a winner! Restalyn it is! I just hope it was as obvious to Fish and all these readers. I mean, it is impossible to make that look with just your ability to make that look.

Gwen Stefani makes all the Restalyn using, dried up whores look bad. Take a cue, bitches! Go jump off a cliff in Malibu.

i think she looks hot and all u fat people are just jealous she actually has the self control to loose weight..

Ok, so duck is the new black-I'M ON IT!!!!!!
I'm all over it!
Ok, I'm just OVER it.

Hey let's talk about me some more

Quack Quack

Waddle Waddle

Quack Quack

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Your hot FRIST and you have some nice tatas

Dear white people:

STOP PLUMPING YOUR LIPS. IT LOOKS RIDICULOUS. AND FAKE.

Thank you.

I still love her. Cute and stupid.

http://testosterone-zone.com

We are dumb blonds
And we're in luck
If it rains all day
We'll pretend we are ducks
Quack Quack Waddle Waddle
Quack Quack Waddle Waddle

I kind of want her as my best friend. I adore people that make me laugh unintentionally.

The Olsen dorks started it.

Hey FRIST you are HOT.
Do you still want to do a tranny? Or did my picture turn you off?

No, you look cute as little bo peep :)

Crap. I gotta go to wrk. I'll be back

Did I just type wrk?

I should really learn how to type

LOL............I want a little bo peep outfit, I saw one at Trashy Lingerie that is to die for, so feminine and sissy.

16 - That's because she has NO ASS. Yeah great role model. Tell me oh silly fan, what has she been "model" at? Being a big dumb boob and playing stupid for the camera? Wow, GREEEEAT!

@15, does it make you sway, to and fro....

that is one fugly dress!

31- I wanna see.

@38
It's on myspace page.

@37
I want to see them

Of course I have lots more pictures that can't be displayed on myspace. NSFW

what did you say about Marge!? she's hot. leave her a lone.

She looks more like an anorexic than anything.

She looks like she always has, hot ! so she is curling her lips, its a sign of stress. ever since her marriage fell apart she has lost confidence

She's a man , baby !!!!

I've seen those pics TT is talking about...........whew, boy's got a big cock.

LOL 45
I've seen bigger.

lip injections have never looked good on anybody, why do people keep doing it?

I wonder if they injected silicone in thier hoo-hoo's if they would look like ducks. would they dive for algae? Could you feed them bread? could you stick your tommy train in them and they would scream "Toot toot!"

sorry. bad day. My job sucks and am feeling a tish suicidal.

I do NOT want to see a picture of Texas Trannie's throbbing whatever.

@49
Not to worry.

Does everyone in California have those same fucking shoes?

Enough already!

@51
What, you don't have a pair?

I saw Jessica in person once in Chicago and this girl is not attractive at all. She is just a short fugly chick with big boobs. Huge bump on her nose too...gross. She is also a HORRIBLE singer and a joke of an actress. She had a nice voice but now everything is slurred into one 3 minute long noise. I don't understand all the hype with this one.

Nice dress, bad bra, mannish face, no brain. How is she even a minor celebutard?

52. No. I would have maybe like 3 years ago.
They are nice, but I've seen them on every foot for the last year.

The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall. The owner asks the clerk, "What's with that guy over there by the wall?"
The clerk says, "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative."

The owner says, "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with laxatives!"

The clerk says, "Oh yeah? Look at him, he's afraid to cough!"

TO 54 BUGMAN

"They're called boobs, Ed."

@55
I'm hip to that.
Maybe they think it's vintage/retro kind of thing.

Superfish Man- Okay... I can see about 10,000 things to tease Jessica about BUT comparing her to fucking Jenna Jameson ????!!! Not really agreeing with you on that one. Jessica is relatively cute with quite a nice bod.

My big problem is this with her- WHAT POSSESSED HER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES TO BREAK UP WITH NICK LACHEY AND THEN BOINK THE HUNCHBACK OF NOTRE DAM!??

Thank you. That is all.

Those shoes are plain ugly.

click ma name biatch....

seriously have you seen the pictures of Jessica Simpson looking all wierd and muscley?? click my name and look under the Ricky Martin pic seriously wierd picture!!

click on my name

click my name and i will love you forever and ever and ever

What happend to the boobs? Where's the giant boobs?

Ok so she does look like Jenna Jamison's long lost sister...but, i do have to say it is a HOT dress!!!

I tried on a pair of shoes like Jessica and I did not buy them because my big toe was sticking out, just like Jessica's yikes! She looks like Jena the porn star ha! quack! quack!

if it walks like a duck
and it talks like a duck
it's probably a WHORE.

Yes! Duck lips. What a hypocrite in so many ways! Hate her. She looked drunk on ET. She was slurring her words. I agree with Shallow Val and Johnny. There's a pic of her and Natasha Bedingfield, talk about opposites. I'm talking about singing. Plus, she was trying to plug her line which I hope is going down the tubes like everything else.

She really needs a nose job.

I wish that she had never started the plastic surgery ... moreso, I hope she stops.

She has always had lips like this and anyway jena's are waaaaaay worse her lips are all swollen and flabby probably just like her pusy lips. ewww im so bored of celebrities.

I think she has beautiful tanned skin

I heart to fart

This girl cant win! You talk shit about her when she's heavier then you talk shit about her when she loses it!! She is beautiful!!!! Did any of you see the Duke's of Hazzard movie? If you are a guy on here talking shit about her your gay, if your a girl your probably overweight and ugly yourself!!! Get Real!!

Ick, I don't understand why she did all that crap to herself. She didn't need it to begin with because she was pretty, and she's still young so she didn't need in general! It pisses me off! I always thought she was a natural beauty that looked best when she wasn't very made up. She has some pretty strong features and when she wears too much makeup, etc, it starts to make her look manly. And then to go and get lip injections and god knows what, then it just makes her look like any other fake, plastic chic. I used to kind of like her, but personally I think this girl's career is in the can for good.

I didn't realize how bad the back looks. My God, she's always wearing something that is so tacky. She's wearing way too much makeup and you can see the wrinkles in her forehead. She just doesn't get it as usual. Ugh.

she has a man-face

I can't stand this chick's short, overly muscular, class-less body.
what was she doing at the W show anyway? She has no style!
ugh!

Alrighty..listen up! Ladies, if your lips are NOT naturally plump and you let some whack job poke needles into your lips you are asking to look like someone dick slapped your mouth !!! I don't know why these girls can't be happy with what nature intended....not even remotely attractive !! HELLO?!?!? Am I the only one who feels this way?.....trout pout indeed....

#15 - LOL! You could have done up your clit at the same time & never had need to leave your house again!
#72 - I'd just die if she was earing undies with that on the back undeneath that dress.

Who let all the Jessica Simpson wannabe's on the site today? Almost as bad as the post about the leaked Shitney Spears warblings.

This girl has such harsh looks, she will NOT age nicely at all. Unless she is completely plastic by then.

She's obviously had a go at "sexin up" her outfit herself, the front's normal but you can see where she's burst the seams at the shoulders in the back, cut out a big chunk and added the mesh part which there's way too much of. Like I'm sure she doesn't have enough store bought trashy clothes at home to wear before ending up ruining what was probably a very nice (and expensive) outfit to begin with. What a silly girl.

plastic surgery overload

the only difference between her and jenna is that jenna has aids.

These creatures with lip injections look scary.

She may be washed up, but she is the inspiration behind all my lesbian fantasies.

just sayin'.

Damn, these are horrible pictures! She looks like a horse faced dude! No wonder Nick left her for a woman!

What an ugly bitch!

Why Not? She can learn you all kinds of tricks, which can be used in a porn-movie. Only figuring buxom/plump girls in it with Big TITS, Bald Pussies and Blond hair: A HALLELUJA movie!!

These gals that get their lips plumped up are stuck looking like they are permanently giving hummers.

Her features become more and more pronounced as the years go by. Now she has fish lips and a huge, aquiline nose.

why do these people think they have taste? she used to be so pretty. now all hollywood. seriously, duck-face? what nazi dumb-ass man-doctor plastic surgeon came up with that one and how did he sell it? did they mistake the daisy duck for an actual picture? didn't they know that was just a cartoon? if I see christian bale or russel crowe with duck-face injections, I'll know its the end of the world and it will be time to kill myself.

Jessica Simpson is more pretty :)

Maybe Jenna Jameson will let Jess play her in her new Movie.

Jess..would be PERFECT.

She has experience for the role.

She might finally win the Oscar she's "dreaming" of.

HaHa..too funny!.

She photographs (candidly) poorly. The professional studio pics at least can be air-brushed and touched up.

Quit ShowBizz already. You're washed up.

She just needs a little more makeup.

her nose is so fucking big it makes a shadow on her face, and those lips are the most disgusting things ever. i hate this broad.

DUMB AS HELL SHE MAY BE, BUT FOR ANYONE TO ACT LIKE SHE IS NOT SUPER HOT!! IS ACTING LIKE BRITNEY IS UPPER CLASS. KISS THE RING BITCHES