Sep 27 2007Jennifer Love Hewitt...I don't even know
I don't know where or when these were taken, but they feature Jennifer Love Hewitt topless with rocks on her back. And also Jennifer trying to put her leg over her head. Or something. I don't know. The only thing I do know is that these might be the most important photographs of our generation. Well, except for that one I took of a doggie wearing a funny hat. That thing won like three Pulitzers.
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1. cassidee - September 27, 2007 2:23 PM
probably not first but....5th?
2. Blak Majek - September 27, 2007 2:23 PM
either way, you are not first.
3. cassidee - September 27, 2007 2:23 PM
WOO! i made first! oh yeahhhh!
4. Blak Majek - September 27, 2007 2:24 PM
And we stopped those "first!" jackasses!!!!!
Yippeee!!!!
5. Tyallie - September 27, 2007 2:24 PM
Okay..WHAT is she doing, though?
6. hill - September 27, 2007 2:32 PM
are her's real? I've heard so many mixed rumors...
7. IFuckingHateYou - September 27, 2007 2:35 PM
#6 - they're real..and they're FANTASTIC.
8. Buttercup - September 27, 2007 2:36 PM
She may not be a conventional beauty and she may not have the amazing figure that she once had, but I still think she is one of the most adorable, beautiful, and sexy celebs out there. And it seems like she has a great personality to match.
9. miggs - September 27, 2007 2:36 PM
I have no problem working all of these poses/positions into my JLH fantasies. Hell, I can even work in that fucking fat chick.
10. gossipmonger - September 27, 2007 2:37 PM
Private comment site. who cares who's first. They look big to me. She is a little strange though. www.gossipgonewild.com
11. wedgeone - September 27, 2007 2:38 PM
These must be old. She's a wide-hipped fattie now. Tragic.
12. Barry LeFarge - September 27, 2007 2:46 PM
She should be the side act in the circus. Or a very bendable porn star.
13. pretzelcowgirl - September 27, 2007 2:47 PM
I'm doing that pose right now, but you can see can you?
14. jacknasty - September 27, 2007 2:48 PM
Love J. Lo Hewitt, of all celebs she seems like she'd be the best to have as a girlfriend. Nice, sweet, funny, but more importantly the best rack of her generation!
15. doh! - September 27, 2007 2:49 PM
I meant to say "can't" see me. You CAN'T see me can you?
16. Texas Tranny - September 27, 2007 2:52 PM
@13,
Can you put both legs behind your head?
I have double-jointed legs and I'm VERY flexible.
17. FRIST!!! - September 27, 2007 2:53 PM
Hey TT, where you been?
18. wedgeone - September 27, 2007 2:57 PM
16- no body gives a fuck dude.
19. Texas Tranny - September 27, 2007 2:57 PM
I've been working, I've got today and tomorrow to do a months worth of work.
20. Nix - September 27, 2007 2:57 PM
She's probably getting a hot stone massage. I'm having trouble opening a larger version of the pics, but from what I can see, that looks like the case. Hot stones are placed on certain parts of the back and limbs, and the body is massaged with equally warmed, but smaller, stones as well. It's great for the circulation and the heat penetrates deeper than any manual pressure can.
Booya.
21. Cowgirl smoking peyote - September 27, 2007 2:58 PM
Hey TT,
I haven't tried it,but maybe if/when Gwen S. comes over I'll try! The hot rocks on the back sounds like a scene from a peyote induced coma!
22. Texas Tranny - September 27, 2007 3:00 PM
@18,
Excuse me, but I believe you think I give a shit, what you think. I got news for you dick-breath, I don't give a fucking rats ass what you fucking think. So you can keep your god-damn idiot comments to yourself.
Retarded mother fucker.
23. Cowgurl smokin' peyote - September 27, 2007 3:00 PM
@19 are you going on a quest and will you regale us with tales of your trip?
24. Riotboy - September 27, 2007 3:01 PM
These pics are funny!
/I lol'd
25. Texas Tranny - September 27, 2007 3:02 PM
I'd pay damn good money to see that Cowgirl.
Peyote induced coma, sounds really wonderful right now.
26. wedgeone - September 27, 2007 3:03 PM
hmmm, fucking rats asses sounds exactly like something you would be doing.
27. Texas Tranny - September 27, 2007 3:05 PM
*crickets*
28. Texas Tranny - September 27, 2007 3:06 PM
*bullfrog*
29. cowgirl - September 27, 2007 3:06 PM
@25 I'd pay good money to see Gwen Stefani come over too!Tee Hee
30. Texas Tranny - September 27, 2007 3:06 PM
*songbird*
31. Texas Tranny - September 27, 2007 3:07 PM
LOL, I bet you would.
32. FRIST!!! - September 27, 2007 3:07 PM
So when did Drew Barrymore become a masseuse?
33. Barry LeFarge - September 27, 2007 3:07 PM
TT- I'd label him more of a palsey, but we can stick with retard for now.
34. scientific cowgirl - September 27, 2007 3:07 PM
*Snake*. Are we doing food chain webs and ecosystems today? Goody!
35. my comment - September 27, 2007 3:08 PM
Toe rings on both feet.
Why?
36. Texas Tranny - September 27, 2007 3:08 PM
LOL, she does kinda look like her.
37. scientific cowgirl - September 27, 2007 3:09 PM
@33--I would prefer the term "extra chromosome" it is much more pc and scientifically correct.
38. lady-croft - September 27, 2007 3:09 PM
Dog prostitute cover up should she. Lick ass infidels before the coming will. Make angry wrold mistakes america. no sleep when you no why. End of future bringing we do laugh you can but crys you wil. GOD is great and reasons we hates dum americans many your going hell.
39. Texas Tranny - September 27, 2007 3:12 PM
Algae → Protozoa → Oligochaeta → Northern Eider → Arctic Fox → Man with club.
40. Mindy - September 27, 2007 3:14 PM
In the last pic is she smiling for the camera, or because she's enjoying Drew's ass play?
41. Texas Tranny - September 27, 2007 3:15 PM
Jebus fucking christ, who let the fucking village idiot (38) have access to a computer.
42. Mindy - September 27, 2007 3:15 PM
Wait, that can't be Drew Barrymore - she doesn't look like she had a stroke when she smiles.
43. cowgirl - September 27, 2007 3:15 PM
Hey thanks TT, I've always wanted a fur (coat) just jk! I would prefer arctic faux though!
Are you sure it is a man with club or fairy wand?
44. Texas Tranny - September 27, 2007 3:15 PM
I'm betting it's the ass play.
45. Texas Tranny - September 27, 2007 3:17 PM
It could be.
46. Elly - September 27, 2007 3:17 PM
Got I love her rack - and I'm a girl!
Loved her on POF - I think she was a pretty awesome actress too. I wonder why she's still not as famous.. maybe because all these ugly-as-sh!t-but-skinny-as-hell types are getting all the work.
47. joLIE - September 27, 2007 3:19 PM
I saw an interview with this girl. She is major crazy.
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48. FRIST!!! - September 27, 2007 3:19 PM
#35 Why not? I do.
49. Texas Tranny - September 27, 2007 3:21 PM
That first pic, she's doing an Irish Fart Jig.
50. Nathalie - September 27, 2007 3:21 PM
I sincerely hope that masseuse is not pulling those rocks out of Jennifer's ass. She does look relieved, however...
51. Oops, i crapped my pants! - September 27, 2007 3:23 PM
The leg photo is a demonstration that her vagina can be used as a bottle opener.
"I know it sounds crazy, just try it."
The sound of a bottle cap hitting the ground. Then the words "well I'll be God Damned."
52. FRIST!!! - September 27, 2007 3:23 PM
"Hey Jennifer, what did Jimbo ask you to do on his chest last night?"
53. Fag - September 27, 2007 3:26 PM
Hey Jennifer, can you lick your own pussy?
I don't know, but I'll give it a try.
54. FRIST!!! - September 27, 2007 3:27 PM
#52 Knock it off Jimbo
55. Cindy - September 27, 2007 3:28 PM
Look how cute she used to be! It's such a shame she got fat and had to start walking around in mommy pants (without being a mommy). There's just no excuse.
56. mervert - September 27, 2007 3:28 PM
Rule #1: Hot chicks are nucking futs.
Guys, this bitch is crazy. She was on Leno one time and told Jay that in order to go to sleep, she needs all doors in the house to be closed, and that she constantly has to buy and replace her George Foreman grill because she always loses them.
57. fuck - September 27, 2007 3:32 PM
fuck you all
58. Gripples - September 27, 2007 3:33 PM
That's "crazy"??? Crazy is going down to the paint store, looking through the color palettes, and suddenly saying "hey, you know what? I'm going to start adopting coloreds!!!" then punching your husband in the nuts and flying a charter plane to Ouagadougou.
59. lala - September 27, 2007 3:34 PM
woow.
look at her pinky toe...sort of weird..
60. Rachel - September 27, 2007 3:37 PM
SICK!!! There's a little brown streak on that sheet!
61. Oops, i crapped my pants! - September 27, 2007 3:38 PM
#58 I don't think anyone can argue that that isn't crazy. I hope someone tries though.
62. DA - September 27, 2007 3:38 PM
@53
I've always said..........If a man could suck his own cock, he'd never leave the house.
63. Housebound - September 27, 2007 3:43 PM
#62 - yeah, but we could still work on the computer
64. FFF - September 27, 2007 3:48 PM
#59. Why? Why not? Toes rings drive guys crazy!
65. Texas Tranny - September 27, 2007 3:48 PM
Anybody from Chicago?
I'm headed there in a couple of weeks for a few days and was looking for something fun to do there.
I've already got tickets to see the Blackhawks vs the Stars, so I've got hockey taken care of.
66. HankTheDwarf - September 27, 2007 4:00 PM
I WANT TO EAT THE CORN IN HER POOP AFTER ITS POPPED VIA HOT AIR AND NOT IN A PAN BECAUSE IM WATCHING MY WEIGHT
67. aglei - September 27, 2007 4:06 PM
She's smiling in the last picture because she ripped an SBD and she can hear the masseuse sniffling.
68. Mystery Method - September 27, 2007 4:11 PM
Why is there a crockpot in the background?
69. Jimbo - September 27, 2007 4:14 PM
Hey TT. Schack lives there. I am sure she would show you a good time
70. FRIST!!! - September 27, 2007 4:21 PM
Yeah, maybe she could give you the same "Blue Balls Special" she gave Jimbo! Hahaha!
71. BunnyButt - September 27, 2007 4:21 PM
Yay, TT is back! I used to be able to put both feet behind my head at the same time AND walk on my hands while doing so. That was a long time ago, though, and I don't dare try it now. I'd probably get stuck.
72. Jimbo - September 27, 2007 4:30 PM
See TT, #70 she is a loads of funny. It will be like going on a date with Sibil
73. Texas Tranny - September 27, 2007 4:33 PM
I wonder how many people don't get the Sybil reference.
74. Jimbo - September 27, 2007 4:38 PM
I am sure it is most of them. I know you are old enough to know who she is
75. Texas Tranny - September 27, 2007 4:40 PM
1976 was when it came out.
76. Jimbo - September 27, 2007 4:44 PM
Damn, that makes me feel old.
77. Texas Tranny - September 27, 2007 4:48 PM
Jimbo,
That just depends (no pun) on how old you were in 1976.
78. Jimbo - September 27, 2007 4:49 PM
TT - I was the same age you were in 76
79. WTF? - September 27, 2007 6:01 PM
Anybody notice "Lady-Croft" in these posts today? She's the next fucking unibomber! Christ lady, this isn't a place to come and voice your evil thoughts about americans. You are truly a fuck-tard. You sit around and finger your nasty ass smelly beef-flaps all day, don't you? Get outta here!
On another note...JLH is cute. I don't know how "smart" she is, but she sure is easy on the eyes. I'd do her!
80. lady-croft - September 27, 2007 10:08 PM
Me worship Satan! Camel jenkem people jenkem pig jenkem all good. I go hell be with Satan. Suck donkey dong.
Eat turd! Turd! Turd world! Turd make jenkem, jenkem bring Satan! Me happy!
Link prehistory of jenkem. Good but not strong yet. No high. Then jenkem! Jenkem bring Satan lady-croft!
Me go fuck goat now. No woman like lady-croft. lady-croft sex goat, pig, sheep, camel, gnu, dog, cat, father.
Jenkem! Turd! Jenkem! Turd! Jenkem! Turd! Jenkem! Turd! Jenkem! Turd! Jenkem! Turd! Jenkem! Turd! Jenkem! Turd! Jenkem! Turd! Jenkem! Turd!
You America sins. You take dump in lady-croft mouth? Heehee. Heehee. Satan come now. Time more jenkem. Eat turd. Me so happy!
81. xin yi - September 27, 2007 11:37 PM
self mockery -.-!
82. alf oldland - September 27, 2007 11:53 PM
she is really hot, albeit she's a prudish texan who used to bang alec baldwin. not too smart, i guess....
83. milfalot - September 28, 2007 12:05 AM
She's trying to hide her hips and thighs. Good job. She should stand like that all the time. I do.
84. Lancome - September 28, 2007 2:21 AM
#80- Too funny :)
85. hendero - September 28, 2007 8:58 AM
JLH is great and all, but at this stage unless she's going to just get it over with and show us her boobies properly, there's no point in looking at new pictures of her. She should tell Hef it's gonna cost him $10 million, and it would be worth it - biggest selling edition ever. Well, since the internet, anyway.
86. D. Richards - September 28, 2007 11:08 AM
Jennifer's not doing anything too strage in the first picture. She's just reenacting the time that I forced her to put her right foot in her mouth, while savagely sodomizing her from the side. Jennifer cried, and cried, but I think we both enjoyed the sodomy-fest. Afterwards, I became alarmed when Love drooled uncontrollably like an autistic child. That's when I left.
87. Newman - September 30, 2007 10:54 PM
#59 I'm not sure whether it's a weird pinky toe or the three “exactly the same length” middle toes.
#35 Oh, there's an “unspoken” rule of toe ring wear?
I'd split it in half. Or at least sweat trying...
88. bigone - October 4, 2007 6:52 AM
Cute feet...........
89. jimmy - October 25, 2007 5:36 AM
how are you doin'g short stuff butt your older than me by 4 years woopty dooda its a wonderfull day.