Sep 27 2007Jennifer Love Hewitt...I don't even know

probably not first but....5th?

either way, you are not first.

WOO! i made first! oh yeahhhh!

And we stopped those "first!" jackasses!!!!!
Yippeee!!!!

Okay..WHAT is she doing, though?

are her's real? I've heard so many mixed rumors...

#6 - they're real..and they're FANTASTIC.

She may not be a conventional beauty and she may not have the amazing figure that she once had, but I still think she is one of the most adorable, beautiful, and sexy celebs out there. And it seems like she has a great personality to match.

I have no problem working all of these poses/positions into my JLH fantasies. Hell, I can even work in that fucking fat chick.

Private comment site. who cares who's first. They look big to me. She is a little strange though. www.gossipgonewild.com

These must be old. She's a wide-hipped fattie now. Tragic.

She should be the side act in the circus. Or a very bendable porn star.

I'm doing that pose right now, but you can see can you?

Love J. Lo Hewitt, of all celebs she seems like she'd be the best to have as a girlfriend. Nice, sweet, funny, but more importantly the best rack of her generation!

I meant to say "can't" see me. You CAN'T see me can you?

@13,
Can you put both legs behind your head?

I have double-jointed legs and I'm VERY flexible.

Hey TT, where you been?

16- no body gives a fuck dude.

I've been working, I've got today and tomorrow to do a months worth of work.

She's probably getting a hot stone massage. I'm having trouble opening a larger version of the pics, but from what I can see, that looks like the case. Hot stones are placed on certain parts of the back and limbs, and the body is massaged with equally warmed, but smaller, stones as well. It's great for the circulation and the heat penetrates deeper than any manual pressure can.

Booya.

Hey TT,
I haven't tried it,but maybe if/when Gwen S. comes over I'll try! The hot rocks on the back sounds like a scene from a peyote induced coma!

@18,
Excuse me, but I believe you think I give a shit, what you think. I got news for you dick-breath, I don't give a fucking rats ass what you fucking think. So you can keep your god-damn idiot comments to yourself.
Retarded mother fucker.

@19 are you going on a quest and will you regale us with tales of your trip?

These pics are funny!

/I lol'd

I'd pay damn good money to see that Cowgirl.
Peyote induced coma, sounds really wonderful right now.

hmmm, fucking rats asses sounds exactly like something you would be doing.

*crickets*

*bullfrog*

@25 I'd pay good money to see Gwen Stefani come over too!Tee Hee

*songbird*

LOL, I bet you would.

So when did Drew Barrymore become a masseuse?

TT- I'd label him more of a palsey, but we can stick with retard for now.

*Snake*. Are we doing food chain webs and ecosystems today? Goody!

Toe rings on both feet.

Why?

LOL, she does kinda look like her.

@33--I would prefer the term "extra chromosome" it is much more pc and scientifically correct.

Dog prostitute cover up should she. Lick ass infidels before the coming will. Make angry wrold mistakes america. no sleep when you no why. End of future bringing we do laugh you can but crys you wil. GOD is great and reasons we hates dum americans many your going hell.

Algae → Protozoa → Oligochaeta → Northern Eider → Arctic Fox → Man with club.

In the last pic is she smiling for the camera, or because she's enjoying Drew's ass play?

Jebus fucking christ, who let the fucking village idiot (38) have access to a computer.

Hey thanks TT, I've always wanted a fur (coat) just jk! I would prefer arctic faux though!
Are you sure it is a man with club or fairy wand?

Wait, that can't be Drew Barrymore - she doesn't look like she had a stroke when she smiles.

I'm betting it's the ass play.

It could be.

Got I love her rack - and I'm a girl!
Loved her on POF - I think she was a pretty awesome actress too. I wonder why she's still not as famous.. maybe because all these ugly-as-sh!t-but-skinny-as-hell types are getting all the work.

I saw an interview with this girl. She is major crazy.
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#35 Why not? I do.

That first pic, she's doing an Irish Fart Jig.

I sincerely hope that masseuse is not pulling those rocks out of Jennifer's ass. She does look relieved, however...

The leg photo is a demonstration that her vagina can be used as a bottle opener.

"I know it sounds crazy, just try it."

The sound of a bottle cap hitting the ground. Then the words "well I'll be God Damned."

"Hey Jennifer, what did Jimbo ask you to do on his chest last night?"

Hey Jennifer, can you lick your own pussy?

I don't know, but I'll give it a try.

#52 Knock it off Jimbo

Look how cute she used to be! It's such a shame she got fat and had to start walking around in mommy pants (without being a mommy). There's just no excuse.

Rule #1: Hot chicks are nucking futs.

Guys, this bitch is crazy. She was on Leno one time and told Jay that in order to go to sleep, she needs all doors in the house to be closed, and that she constantly has to buy and replace her George Foreman grill because she always loses them.

fuck you all

That's "crazy"??? Crazy is going down to the paint store, looking through the color palettes, and suddenly saying "hey, you know what? I'm going to start adopting coloreds!!!" then punching your husband in the nuts and flying a charter plane to Ouagadougou.

woow.
look at her pinky toe...sort of weird..

SICK!!! There's a little brown streak on that sheet!

#58 I don't think anyone can argue that that isn't crazy. I hope someone tries though.

@53
I've always said..........If a man could suck his own cock, he'd never leave the house.

#62 - yeah, but we could still work on the computer

#59. Why? Why not? Toes rings drive guys crazy!

Anybody from Chicago?
I'm headed there in a couple of weeks for a few days and was looking for something fun to do there.
I've already got tickets to see the Blackhawks vs the Stars, so I've got hockey taken care of.

I WANT TO EAT THE CORN IN HER POOP AFTER ITS POPPED VIA HOT AIR AND NOT IN A PAN BECAUSE IM WATCHING MY WEIGHT

She's smiling in the last picture because she ripped an SBD and she can hear the masseuse sniffling.

Why is there a crockpot in the background?

Hey TT. Schack lives there. I am sure she would show you a good time

Yeah, maybe she could give you the same "Blue Balls Special" she gave Jimbo! Hahaha!

Yay, TT is back! I used to be able to put both feet behind my head at the same time AND walk on my hands while doing so. That was a long time ago, though, and I don't dare try it now. I'd probably get stuck.

See TT, #70 she is a loads of funny. It will be like going on a date with Sibil

I wonder how many people don't get the Sybil reference.

I am sure it is most of them. I know you are old enough to know who she is

1976 was when it came out.

Damn, that makes me feel old.

Jimbo,
That just depends (no pun) on how old you were in 1976.

TT - I was the same age you were in 76

Anybody notice "Lady-Croft" in these posts today? She's the next fucking unibomber! Christ lady, this isn't a place to come and voice your evil thoughts about americans. You are truly a fuck-tard. You sit around and finger your nasty ass smelly beef-flaps all day, don't you? Get outta here!

On another note...JLH is cute. I don't know how "smart" she is, but she sure is easy on the eyes. I'd do her!

Me worship Satan! Camel jenkem people jenkem pig jenkem all good. I go hell be with Satan. Suck donkey dong.

Eat turd! Turd! Turd world! Turd make jenkem, jenkem bring Satan! Me happy!

Link prehistory of jenkem. Good but not strong yet. No high. Then jenkem! Jenkem bring Satan lady-croft!

Me go fuck goat now. No woman like lady-croft. lady-croft sex goat, pig, sheep, camel, gnu, dog, cat, father.

Jenkem! Turd! Jenkem! Turd! Jenkem! Turd! Jenkem! Turd! Jenkem! Turd! Jenkem! Turd! Jenkem! Turd! Jenkem! Turd! Jenkem! Turd! Jenkem! Turd!

You America sins. You take dump in lady-croft mouth? Heehee. Heehee. Satan come now. Time more jenkem. Eat turd. Me so happy!

self mockery -.-!

she is really hot, albeit she's a prudish texan who used to bang alec baldwin. not too smart, i guess....

She's trying to hide her hips and thighs. Good job. She should stand like that all the time. I do.

#80- Too funny :)

JLH is great and all, but at this stage unless she's going to just get it over with and show us her boobies properly, there's no point in looking at new pictures of her. She should tell Hef it's gonna cost him $10 million, and it would be worth it - biggest selling edition ever. Well, since the internet, anyway.

Jennifer's not doing anything too strage in the first picture. She's just reenacting the time that I forced her to put her right foot in her mouth, while savagely sodomizing her from the side. Jennifer cried, and cried, but I think we both enjoyed the sodomy-fest. Afterwards, I became alarmed when Love drooled uncontrollably like an autistic child. That's when I left.

#59 I'm not sure whether it's a weird pinky toe or the three “exactly the same length” middle toes.

#35 Oh, there's an “unspoken” rule of toe ring wear?

I'd split it in half. Or at least sweat trying...

Cute feet...........

how are you doin'g short stuff butt your older than me by 4 years woopty dooda its a wonderfull day.