Sep 12 2007Jenna Jameson...I don't even know

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Jenna Jameson walked down the runway for the Heatherette fashion line yesterday. Although looking at these you'd think they were throwing some sort of circus horror show. Everything about her frightens me. Didn't she used to be hot? And a porn star? I'd rather have sex with an angry porcupine than with Jenna Jameson. An angry porcupine with rabies. And on fire.



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Is she about to twist those puppies right off?

YOu rang?

what a waste

What the fuck? Those shoes?

Eating Disorder
Eating Disorder
Eating Disorder!!!!

eeeewww.

Why does she look like Makali Culkin in drag?

regarding the last pic: they both have the same fugly face.

She used to be sexy. Since when does someone stop doing porn and suddenly become the most disgusting person ever, you think it would improve your appeal.


Tito Ortiz is going to break her in half.

Tito may have a few problems explaining that hat in the last pic to the boys in the Octagon...

I liked her better as a pornstar. She gave more back to society that way.

her lips ballooned up overnight like a reaction to a bad food allergy

shed be pretty with long hair + boobs removed

her neck looks super thick in the main pic & she's got the perma-cocksucker's cramp going

She's got that O~so~serious model stare going on ... she said she wanted to be a "model" ...wow... does she really think she hit the big time with this?? LOL Somewhere donkeykong head Tito is beaming with such "pride" .. LOL

hahaha, she cracks me up. Just.....just look at her. Just, stare. It's hilarious

She thinks she is a model? #1. Too many tattoos. #2 Too much plastic surgery. #3 A retired whore. #4 Just wayyyyyyyyyyy gross. Put some weight on.........please... guys are not finding you attractive anymore. You look bad, skinny like that. Tito just made you to into cardio... Knock off the extreme cardio.... seriously. You have to be burning more than you eat... or you have Aids.. one of the 2.

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her neck tattoo and body look like utter shit

She looks like she has AIDS.

my shoelaces are thicked than her thighs. ICK!

You will read the papers soon that she died from Aids.

She doesn't even look like a woman anymore...she looks like a tranny.

the reason all profession fashion models are between the ages of 14-25 is because after 25 women that skinny all look like crap.

2 words: Donkey Punch.

Or is that just one?

I suppose in the grand scheme of things it really doesn't matter.

This woman is a fucking trainwreck.

What the heck is that under her armpit on the last picture? Some sort of sore or something? Ewww

Wally just call me, please?

Bitch lost her damn mind. Who is that guy with the makeup?
I loathe RayBan wayfarers.

She's working the "Blue Steel" Look in the main pic

Oh god. I knew you'd have a great time with these pics when I saw them! Gawd. Who could rub one out to THAT!? Oh wait, she's not doing that anymore...*turns back to old JJ porn*

Not only is she the nastiest thing on earth, her armpit looks like a twaut.

She kind of looks like a slightly less scary version of Amanda Lepore now....

Ew

Jenna needs to give those fake boobs back to Mrs. Beckham.

I'm scared.......I want my mommy.....

Is that her sister?
and she's so skinny, her boobs are just like...mounds that rise out of nothingness...it's so weird looking...
and that mouth...why...

OMG - she is dying. I sort of feel bad for her...seriously...the woman needs help. She either has a serious medical issue, anorexia, or a drug addiction. Possibly more than one of the above. It's wrong to make fun of people who are so obviously ready to keel over and die. Jenna...please...get some help!

GAWD!!!! WHAT AN ANOREXIC CRACK WHORE!!

THE ONLY THING I LIKE ABOUT THESE PICS IS HER HAIRCUT.

Hey, at least she's got nice nails.

Check out the vein damage on her left leg. Also, Chelsea Clinton is in the audience.

how come those extreme surgeries they all look the same,,,duck like...

I'm with Dee Dee (#35). She needs serious help. Isn't this Tito fella you all talk about Micheal Jackson's brother and a cage wrestling fighter? Can't he help her? If she was a 9 year-old boy, I'll bet Michael would help her out... of her undies...

So this is what American Men are attracted to!

That is grotesque. She was hot?

Poor Jenna.
She used to be the hottest woman in the world, and now she looks like an androgynous cancer patient with a face destroyed by terrible plastic surgery.
It must be hard to be as insanely naturally gorgeous and pretty as she was and then realize you have desfigurated, destroyed and mutilated your formerly stunning face by one plastic surgery intervention after another and turned it into something disgusting, when not even the first one of them was necessary at all. She's addicted to plastic surgery, that's obvious. She's kind of crazy and/or stupid, it really seems like it too. And not stupid in a dumb way, not at all, she's a very smart girl... stupid in a having issues and needing to find a therapist way. Too bad that you're like that Jenna. Who was gonna tell you (and all of your fans) a few years ago you'd end up turning into this. You went the wrong way girl. From being the hottest and one of the prettiest women in the world ever, to an androgynous cancer patient mutilated faced addicted to plastic surgery looking woman. The surgeon who did that to her is a ... no comment. At least she's rich and made millions.

HEY LOOK! Britney's in the front row in picture #5 in one of KFed's old t shirts. We've seen more of Brit's crotch lately than Jenna's, which isn't necessarily a good thing...ugh.

Now that you mention it, Those angry Rabid porcupines look much better. What the heck is wrong with Tito? He had a very nice wife who begged the UFC to let him fight again and then he ends up with this?

Dude, I can totally hook you up with that porcupine no questions asked, but you have to bring your own lighter fluid. Call me.

Dosen't she have cancer?

sorry folks, this fugly bitch was NEVER hot. not even accidentally. good god though- she is even uglier than before. as scary as an olsen twin!!!!!!!!!!!!

I thought she was getting her boobs taken out...? Oh well, she's still be a wreck.

#9 - the man in the last pic wearing the sequined scrotum on his head isn't Tito Ortez.
I think the only thing he has to explain to the boys in the octogon is why he's bumping uglies with skeletor.

Reminds me of the saying, "Well f*ck a duck!"

Wow, I didn't know robots could look so human! Cool!

QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK

Okay kids, today's bedtime story is, "Porno Duck Quacks the Catwalk!"

Apparently, with a Raggedy-Ann twist, considering her dress...

When I was in college, we had a frat initiation ritual where the pledges sat naked in a circle around a piece of toast, and when a whistle blew, they had to jerk off onto the toast. Last guy to cum had to eat the toast. Jenna is girl who had to drink that guy's subsequent vomit.

She reminds me of Victoria Beckham. I can't decide who is more Robot-like and repulsive.

Hey you guys....she's a cancer survivor....it's not funny....

Jenna Jameson looks like Alexis Arquette ... post-op. But not as pretty.

The guy in the pic (with Jenna) is an extremely talented designer for his edgy designer clothing line "Heatherette" . He and his partner do an excellent job to get their message across. Although his esoteric approach is not understood by the general public (sheep), he is a portal to the unusual, unconventional and origional line of thought. I would consider his life to be charmed compare to most reading this blog. Say whatever you want, he is living and breathing his passion that most people will never ever taste, let alone comprehend.

As I've been saying for awhile now, she most likely has HIV. If you look at those pictures where she was on the beech in a bikini you can tell she is on anti retro virals (hiv meds) because of how shinny her arms/legs/face are but you cant see her ribs and she has fat deposits on her abdomen (a side effect of the drugs is fat shifting exactly like hers)
she would never admit it though because imagine the shock wave that would go through the porn community if it got out. I also believe this is why she retired.

kate- It's so sad if she got the hiv from her work. I hope it's not true. Lets hope it's just good old anorexia.

kate- by the way...I have very thin arms, legs and face and I do not have the hiv. Some women get skinnier as they get older.

As do I. But I made my judgment not on the fact that she is so skinny, but that certain parts of her body are so skinny and she has fat deposits in key areas fat would shift to on HIV meds (fat from the face and arms especially move to the abdomen and). she did not have this body type before


ALL USED UP . . .

(next!)

ugly tattoos

woah....these pictures just make me sad. not just cos she used to be hot, but because she's obviously really sick..hope she gets help

she's as scary as the dress she's wearing in the picture!

Hey, if anyone finds my keys in her pussy, please drive my Volkswagon out of it, thank you, goodnight.............

She looks ike a scary clown to me. Why did she split up with her husband?

ugliest shoes ever!

jenna looks like a walking skeleton or a zombie and yeah she looks fucking scary!

Looks like Paris Hilton will look in 10 years

I'm surprised no one mentioned:

You can tell the entire audience is laughing at her and not with her, shocked expressions, whispering...and it all shows on Jenna's face. She knows she's the joke. The funny clown with clown tits and a duck bill.

Is that her sphincter hanging from a rope in pic 4?

@60, Yeah, most people don't know what Heatherette is all about, and if you're not familiar with them this looks pretty kooky. I don't love their stuff or buy into it the way you seem to have; most of it I think is garbage elevated to a higher level of garbage. But, what is so great here is that Heatherette and Jenna Jameson are so so so perfect for one another. Put them in a box, seal it up and let them have their own little universe. They will be very happy there.

She looks like a mix of Victoria Beckham and Paris Hilton, and that's not a compliment either. What happened to her lovely curves? She just looks like an anorexic chick with a huge upper lip!

she has skin cancer you fucking cunts

I like how she's trying to give that hig-fashion, ubermodel sneer with her big fat ducklips. HAHA--go back to takin' up the ass, Jenna.

Why is the audience clapping? Have they been drugged too?

There is a better pic of all this that the Fish didn't post, she turned around on the catwalk and flipped her dress up exposing her ass to the crowd.

AIDS

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#81 Better being relative of course. Maybe fish guy was doing all our eyes a favour.

Quack quack Jenna's back

Teeto is soooo lucky - he gets to hear her bones crack everytime he tags her

i thought she was taking the fakies out?

john - she had skin cancer, and that's why she says she lost all that weight originally, BUT she also says she's been in remission for like 2-3 years now, so there's clearly some other problem. currently she's saying it's stress from her divorce. no matter what though, if you drop weight that easily, you have some kind of problem.

ok....now tell me, would you rather look at Kim K or this weird bazaar sick clown?

Kim K is eye candy.

Jenna J is eye poison.

aaayyy....I'm blind! HELP!!

The hell? She was never curvy - giant fake tits don't mean curvy! She has always had a tiny ass, nevermind if her waist is also small, "curvy" is something else altogether. And I'm not mixing up rolls with curves here.

#49 -
Raging jealous fugly fat bitch, even now that Jenna is looking worse than ever, she looks 1 billion times hotter and prettier than you will in the best day of your life. Not only was she insanely hot and gorgeous, she was the hottest woman in the world, and your man keeps jerking off to her videos and closing his eyes when you touch him, thinking and dreaming of Jenna because if he thought about you there's no way he'd be able to get off.

#79 -
Same goes for you. Just like you, Jenna never took it up the ass, even though she was offered millions to do it and every dude in the world would have killed to fuck her ass, she simply didn't do it because she didn't want to, very different reasons to not to than yours, since there's no way you can find a dude brave enough and with such low dignity to fuck you in the ass, you fugly jealous moron.

And to all of you saying Jenna has AIDS, you're so dumb you're pitiful. That a person is skinny doesn't mean she has AIDS. Her body looks like that because she has lost an insane amount of weight and now her skin looks flaccid. She also recently changed the huge breast implants she had had for over 10 years for much smaller ones, and it makes her looks weird because her ribcage and back were shaped and adapted to support her much larger breasts, and now it makes her look disproportioned with the new smaller ones. Her face is just a tragedy, the result from a plastic surgery obsessed and addicted lady who had an insanely stunning natural face and ruined and mutilated it unnecessary intervention after unnecessary intervention. Her face seems kind of frozen and unexpressive too, thanks to all the botox she has injected there. Plus, you can't expect her to look great all the time. I've recently seen her look so much better than in these pictures, they're just bad, unflattering pictures. I've seen recent pictures of her in which she looked even hot, of course not near as hot as she used to be, but hot nevertheless.

Jenna? Christ bitch, you are so over. Hagged out skank headed for the F list.

OOOOOH.....#89---so because she didn't take it up the ass on film makes her dignified. EVERYTHING else gets dismissed because she didn't want to LOWER herself by getting ramrodded in the keester on film. Nice reasoning.

Thanks, but I don't need to go out and fuck armies of men to misguidedly get some twisted form of self esteem like your fucked up, skanky hero Jenna.

Now, go rub one out to your icon in your strange little room, freak.

Can we really be so judgemental over Jenna Jameson? She's got a lot of miles on her tepid frame. Jenna's suffered thousands of miles worth of the most horrendous poundings; Facials, implants, it's a wonder she made it this far. Poor ol' gal. She's like an automobile. A slut automobile, with a really terrible plastic surgeon.

Fish...hilarious. I love the "Jenna Jameson...I don't even know." headline.

I'm surprised that Jenna reads all the comments.

The excruciatingly gay dude in the last pic looks like a caricature of a human...like a crazy science experiment mixing the dna of Rip Taylor, Haley Joel Osment, a gay Siamese cat, the scum ring left in a San Francisco bath house hot tub, and one of Michael Jackson's old noses.

Heatherette is garbage. Sequined scrotum on the guy in the last pic...that's funny.

Jenna....please...live the rest of your life in semi-dignity by completely avoiding the public eye.

#89...we know that's you Jenna. Welcome to the Fish. Please don't touch anything while you're here.

Is that girl born with a Dick in her mouth or what!!

introducing every tranny's wet dream!!!!!!!

MACAULAY CULKIN IN DRAG!!!!!!!! LOL!

I don't know ...reading #89 I can just hear the "new" Jenna voice speaking it...that Paris Hilton high pitch I'm a baby and I'm innocent voice. ..
Anyways,... I think its most likely Tito writing that bunch of shit. Jenna is crying for reading all of the negativity on various blogs... so Tito is typing his fat sausage fingers away on the computer trying to fix the damage she has done to herself.. Not working though. Damage is done. No room for respect or ability to take this "woman" seriously.
Tito, is a washed up fat ugly donkey kong head UFC loser. Tito and Jenna should just take what money she has left and go away on an island somewhere and live happily ever after. The media and blogs are only going to continue to make fun of this cartoon circus pair.

she mutilated her face with plastic surgery because even she couldn't look at her face in the mirror knowing that was the face that millions had seen getting degraded....she mutilated herself because of her inner shame.

the only beutiful thing that she has is the haircut.

frenchie (number 60) just because something is "unusual, unconventional and origional line of thought" does not mean it looks good, nor does it translate into REAL talent...but it IS what you get when you have a bunch of coked up, methed up designers who fool these "stars" into believing it's the next hottest new thing so that they will "model' those rags, and I do mean dustrags, and get free publicity...it's like a snowball effect from that point and all of the morons with too much money buy into it...and that my friend is how one leads the charmed life, by conning people into believing something you're not.

EW. Who is the world would want to buy any of the clothes she's modeling in? She makes them look terrible.

gnipgnrop maybe she's on top, or maybe it's done doggie? there are so many different ways to get busy...why limit it to just the possible one you are thinking about?

She was cute before all the face surgery. She was one of my favorite soft porn sluts. She would have aged nicely but now she looks like a freak.

The Heatherate boys love her because she looks like Amanda Lepore, their favorite transvestite muse. Jenna and Amanda could practically be sisters. May I also mention that Heatherette loves Paris Hilton too? They like manish women.

TWO WORDS:

EMPTY INSIDE.


She fucked that soul away long ago, probably before there were even any videos, before she even made money on her fuckery.

how sad, tragic, and sad. soulless carcass... waiting to one day finally die.

105.. I agree.

A person simply can't get fucked over and over and over with the whole world watching and not be fucked up! DUH. Anyone who thinks porn chicks are ever going to lead normal lives, think again. Inside, they're all sorts of fucked up. You can't do that shit and be a healthy person emotionally or physically. It's fucking obvious she has anorexia because she only felt important as a sex object. Now that she is aging, she is holding onto her youth by being super skinny and in that she finds her power. It's a sick control thing. It's the same reason she did porn. She was most likely abused in some way. Every one of these girls, strippers included, has a sexual or emotional abuse story to share from their childhood. The sad thing is that she will never feel good until she eats something and accepts what she has done to herself and moves on.

I may be wrong but I heard she is not doing porn anymore.....now she has found another way to treat herself like shit. Starving and carving. It's her new form of self-hate.

I met a guy at my bar that does porn and he knows Jenna.... just speculation, I'm sure.... but he says that she's HIV positive and that's why she's quitting porn and why she can't keep the weight on... I hope not because I love Jenna :(

Somebody should do the kind thing and tell her that they're not laughing with her...

I agree with #103...she just had too much done to her face. Doesn't even look like her anymore. It's too bad.

Ms. Jameson fell into the trap into which a lot of wealthy gals fall - they start with a plastic surgery tweak but don't know where to stop. Same with her dieting. I gather from her poses and expressions the poor deluded dear retains the illusion that she is still hot; for the sake of her mental health I hope this illusion is eternal because reality would be one HUGE bitch for Jenna.

god, do lip injections ever look good?

In the last picture, it looks like a surgery scar stitched up under her armpit. Sometimes breast implant surgeries can be done through the armpit instead of underneath the breast line. Ewwwww.

Bubba Ho-Tep

SHE HAD CANCER! you douches

and only after that she was allowed to be a runway model
how fucked up are you and everyone else in the disgusting world

Does anyone else think she looks sort of like a living blow-up doll?

SHE ONLY HAD A PRE-CANCEROUS MOLE YOU RETARD.
Probably from too much time in tanning salons.

dear everyone,

dont feel bad for this trashy whore. I hope she does have aids.

Oh my god, it's Chris Crocker!!!

115. hey assholes! - September 13, 2007 11:35 PM
SHE HAD CANCER! you douches
and only after that she was allowed to be a runway model
how fucked up are you and everyone else in the disgusting world
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Um...ok what kind of cancer asshole? .. Someone mentioned a 'mole'...I hardly think thats an excuse for looking like youre riddled with a disease and or walking zombie.

HOLY SHIT! I don't know what is uglier her, or my asshole!

Let me think.....her, DEFINITELY HER!

damn, this bitch looks likes she doesnt just snort an 8-ball, she pretty much does the whole rack!

SHE MIGHT BE A CRACK HEAD

she so obviously has an eating disorder or drug problem or an ailment. From the fact that she struts her stuff and is confident in her appearance, I'm going with an eating disorder. She actually must think she looks good.
She needs some major help.

Well, she looks better skinny, but those tattoo's are AWFUL

Eating Disorder
Eating Disorder
Eating Disorder!!!!

she looks like a fucking wreck! those inflated lips and deflated body just make her look like a blow up doll. not cute at all!!!

Nice dress but Jenna's tatoos ain't that good.

It's funny what some lip implants and a little crack will do.. Damn Shame..

She makes Victoria Beckham look fat!
I didnt think this trash could get any worse!

Its amazing how hollywood people can go far below rock bottom trash!

She makes Victoria Beckham look fat!
I didnt think this trash could get any worse!

Its amazing how hollywood people can go far below rock bottom trash!

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