Sep 24 2007Jamie Lynn Spears must make Britney feel awesome

first?

she looks like a dude

I rok.

So close.
I can't stand the "famous sibling" stuff going on these days

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Where's the standard vag shot while she was getting out of the car???

oh, and #1, you're a loser.

First mama! Oh Yeah! And that Spears does look different from her sibling. Just wait 5 years...

Yeah, looking fantastically similar to a fly infested pile-o-crap. She has no talent and she's only known because of her sister. Let's move on to someone worth talking about.

Will you people never learn ? You're like a wife going back to an abusive husband. In five years when this little fake piece of trailer trash idiocy is collapsed in a heap of her own flabby juices whimpering like a raped baby on the VMA stage don't come crying to me. You brought it on yourselves.

:puke:

How long before we get to see her shaved Vajayjay???

She's young, genetically predisposed to prefer anal, and not a fat pig like her sister. I'd grab a few pats of butter and have that pointy chin making furrows in my bed, in honor of the farm animal her sister has become.

Umm, what is so hot about her? She is kinda ugly.

I'll wait until she's legal before I start predicting who she's going to have multiple pregnancies with.

Is she legal yet? I got customers in Saudi Arabia that really want to know.

isn't she a little young to start dressing like a whore? and why is one side of her head blonde & the other side is black & blonde?

C'mon..........you know it's just a matter of time...........

Big sis needs to tell her to shave before her cooch shot debut. Nobody likes gorilla salad. Reference that High School Musical slut. At least it will be a refreshing change from big sis and the two stretched out mud flaps between HER legs. Giving birth to Mongoloids is HELL on the cooter.

she kind of reminds me of carrie underwood...

You can't stick you penis in her... Yet... She's 16.

Good thing those Spears parents have another child to exploit and feed to the masses...the 1st didn't have much longevity.

I wouldn't tap that with somebody elses schlong.
GTFO.

she's a little cutey. Dumb as a box of rocks, but a little cutey.

she looks more like lindsay lohans sister than shitney's sister

She looks a dude? This girl is dare a say it, hot! Way hotter than her big sis ever ever. She used to be a mini Britney but now she's 10 times hotter.

Ooch, didn't know Brit has had a kid with Hayden Pannetiere...

This is boring. I'm going back to OJ

Damn this chick is hot

What up FRIST?

There are a million Keven Federlines hunting that girl down right now.
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She's a pretty girl! I covet her nose. Lord I hope she isn't as aggressively stupid as her sister.

And I agree with whoever it was up there I'm too lazy to scroll and find, but she does bear a good resemblance to Carrie Underwood.

I don't like how she looks here, but she'd be pretty hot with a face full of tears and cum.

#19 - You could...if you were also 16...

Sad, really. She reminds me so much of Britney when she was younger. Looking at these pictures it's really silly to try to deny that Britney has become FAT! She's the size of two Jamie Lynns.

#19 & #32 - yes, any guy can. You just have to be skilled enough to convince her that you'll kill her if she tells. Not that hard to do, trust me

@31 & 34Good Morning Troll. How was your weekend? Did your brother come visit you?

She's a beautiful young girl. It's not Britney's twin sister, so she could definitely be a much different person. Plus, Britney's family is not trailer trash. They were somewhere in between middle and upper middle class when raising there kids. Britney most likely has bipolar disorder, and therefore cannot control herself. All the hate in the world from you people out there will never change her. As long as she goes without proper medication, she will do crazy things.
If you want to see the interview with the bodyguard go here:

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/2309_britney5.shtml

This interview is very eye opening. Britney apparently makes up languages, and speaks them in wierd tones with absolute seriousness when addressing staff members, and scares her kids with these voices as well. She is bored all the time, and does all kinds of bizarre things to entertain herself, including undressing in front of people just to embarrass them.

Thank you Fraser Crane.

#35 - nice try, troll. Thanks, but I can speak for myself. You can speak when I decide to take my dick out of your mouth.

Her chin makes me feel really uncomfortable.

She's a cute kid, with out the tree trunk thighs.

Maybe she is why Brittney is having a melt down.

Younger sis is cuter and has a better figure.

Even before the train wreck that became Brittney Spears, I never did "get it". I never thought Brittney was cute at all. Not ugly by any means, but I was never able to figure out how she was able to acheive the level of celebrity that she did.

I don't know if little sis is talented or not, but she's a damn sight cuter that her piggie sister.

#36 your diagnosis of "bipolar" is correct. But only if you add a "g" after the "bi" and replace the "olar" with "ig".

37. Ted from LA - September 24, 2007 1:09 PM

Thank you Fraser Crane.
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Give her some time, she'll end up just like Britney.

Just curious, how the heck does she sit down in the dress? Her whole a** must be touching the chair! EWWW!

Being her and knowing her sister's nasty cooch could show up with that snot-nosed K-fed spawn of hers would make me uncomfortable.

41. dr phil - September 24, 2007 1:16 PM

#36 your diagnosis of "bipolar" is correct. But only if you add a "g" after the "bi" and replace the "olar" with "ig".
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Actually my first diagnosis was perfect, I just forgot to put BEAR after bipolar.

hey frist :-)
well, no big deal to look like this with 16. at least she is not wearing highheels, but the dress ist bitchy enough. do you say bitchy? or whoorish? my english won't get better here while reading this...

She is OK... I think Britney in her sexy days looked much better.

AND you can fuck a piece of bread... just roll it up and make your dick into a pig-in-a-blanket.

She's a pointy-chinned bobblehead and she gives off exactly zero sexiness. Britney's whole appeal was that she looked like Barbie but seemed to have the sluttiness of a Bratz doll. This chick looks as dry as sawdust, and in bed she'd talk about her big fat sister, which now is an instant hardon eraser.

gross, she's like 14.

If you ask me, Jaime Spear's non existent upper lip makes her look like the crypt keeper

Okay even in Brit's prime she was all make up! Her sister is by far prettier then she ever was. At least her sister doesn't look like she has fetal alcohol syndrome!
Really have any of you ever looked at Britney......the super far apart eyes, the always confused look, the lack of talent. Truly I hear that is a side affect of F.A.S.

aeuwave,
LOL**** CLASSIC****

nose job! with 16 already...

she is so average white trash looking. wtf is up with those highlights?

#50 is correct, the upper lip thing is a killer. Makes her look prematurely old, in true white-man fashion, complete with the thinning upper lip. At least she doesn't have the moustache and vertical grooves. Still, she looks like the desperate mom who got pregnant at 16 and shows up at PTA meetings dressed like this.

I would still slip her some trouser mear like she has never seen - 11 inches of Louisiana black snake right in the bung hole. I will leave that ass looking like a 3 lbs of ground beef.

She is a thin-lipped plain Jane dressed like a hooker. She would be nowhere if her fucked-up sister hadn't gotten famous, cuz this bitch is totally lacking in charisma and presence. I'm sure she'll get a plastic-surgery makeover soon...duck-lips, nose-narrowing, chin de-pointing...then she'll look better, but like every other generic girl in L.A. She's just BORING.

on the plus side at least this one had an older sister break down...it might make her think twice before becoming a raving blow addict

britney in '99 makes her sister look like a chubby man face

this girl is chubby baby boy compared to britney 99-02.... you may be too young to remember. britney is shit now, but unless this girl hits the gym, gets lip injections and starts looking more like young britney and less like older brother bryan she will NEVER touch what britney WAS.

this girl is chubby baby boy compared to britney 99-02.... you may be too young to remember. britney is shit now, but unless this girl hits the gym, gets lip injections and starts looking more like young britney and less like older brother bryan she will NEVER touch what britney WAS.

this girl is chubby baby boy compared to britney 99-02.... you may be too young to remember. britney is shit now, but unless this girl hits the gym, gets lip injections and starts looking more like young britney and less like older brother bryan she will NEVER touch what britney WAS.

this girl is chubby baby boy compared to britney 99-02.... you may be too young to remember. britney is shit now, but unless this girl hits the gym, gets lip injections and starts looking more like young britney and less like older brother bryan she will NEVER touch what britney WAS.

- check youtube for britney's VMA 2000 and 2001 performances, as well as britney and michael jackson..

it is sick how people think this is hot and want to do her. she is 16 and looks 15.... hayden pantierre maybe 18, but looks 15 as well. CREEPY CHUBBY-ISH BABIES!! now britney at 17 and 18 was much hotter and grown-up looking. thiss girl will never be as hot as britney WAS.

britneys face was much more feminine, her body was much more sexy and toned. you are blind or dont have a good memory. this is a chubby little girl with and semi masculine face.
looks more like the brother with her thin lips, heavy dark brow and squint eyes.
and she doesn't have a body.

36, an eye opener? not really, i think we all knew she was batshit crazy for a long time now.

Why are her knee caps at such different lengths?
She's standing pretty straight, yet her left knee cap is like 4 inches above the right.
Weird

good much gad dam makup again

You can already see the crazy in her eyes......must be in the blood...

The pattern of the dress would fit a 50 year-old obese woman better

first

I have to agree with the other posters who said she has a likeness to Carrie Underwood. She is a very pretty girl who looks much older than she is. The Spear's mama and papa definetly know how to make a pretty girl (not a good looking guy so much). Jamie Lynn is very pretty but definetly not as pretty as Britney WAS years ago. I agree with #62; Britney was much more feminine looking with an amazing figure. Jamie Lynn looks like a healthy, athletic girl that is a little better looking than your average southern belle. The chin is too pointy though. But heck, she's only 16...who knows what will happen in the next few years as she continues to grow and develop. Anyways, I don't think she wants to become Britney #2, so she won't go down that route, thank god.

She's pretty. Britney was much hotter in her prime. People forget what she looked like then.

18 years old trailer tramps make me want to mate. I need to tap that before her metabolism slows down. She never figure out how to stay thin.

She'll grow up to be like her disgusting older sister.

what the hell, i'm about to turn 17 on saturday and i'm older than this bitch, yet i don't wear skanky shit like that, someone tell the ho-bag bitch to put on some damn clothes

she's 16..??? she looks matured man! i see there's some resemblance between her and hayden!

To think she used to be a wall-flower. Not even second best. Down right embarrassing compared to her super hot, successful sister. And now...Wow.

this chick is uuuugly! can't anybody else see it?

I think Britney was prettier than her xD

You hafta pitty the poor kid
forever~ the sister of the trainwreck

#5 you're the loser, loser!

Can she lipsync though, huh? Does she have Britney's chops at fake singing?

reply #34...you filthy disgusting sack of shit.

Shaggable. She looks like McKenzee Miles (rather cute pornstar) or!! maybe they are one and the same?

Okay, i don't get why she's so famous. She's not that pretty, she can't act, she doesn't sing...she doesn't do anything!!! Is it just cause her older sister is...Britney...not the greatest thing to be famous for. (her hair dye SUCKS)

what is she even famous for? does she "act" or "sing"?

Why is everybody saying she's so ugly? she's cute but indeed Britney was prettier in her prime. Although she's kinda exposed, i think she's pretty

she isnt as bad as you guys are saying but her right eyebrow looking funky

I love her legs and she is not ugly i would take her tie her up and lick her legs up and down the are so nice and thick.

For those who still criticise Britney, at least she waited before bringing kids into this world, and was married. If Jamie;s boyfriend doesn't marry her and move her into some place to be so they can raise their child, then he is no man. And Jamie is hardly the role model so many have been saying, not anymore. 16 is too young and I pray where she is that it is the legal age or else her boyfriend has committed statutory rape. How can she not know this would happen, we all know what they were doing to allow this situation into existence. She is too young and still too immature to bring life into the world and raise a child. Her credibility has gone out the window. I believe that her sister would have warned her away from such behavior had she known how far things were. And sure their mom is being supportive that is her role. But don't think she is not disappointed. Another teen mom probably going to be unmarried when the child is born.
I pity you Jamie Lynn.