Sep 28 2007Heidi Montag wishes she was on Baywatch

fish, please dont leave us with this. ...First!!

Yet another obvious boob job. You could park a truck in that crevasse between them. Though it's nothing compared to the empty space between her ears.

I really want to kill this stupid bitch. By kill, I mean fuck.

when soes this girl NOT have a staged photo shoot.

she's a paparazzi's dreamoh and she's a fuckin moron!

In all fairness to Heidi though, if her breasts are like that size WITH implants, then she must have been as flat as pancakes before. I'm sure later in her life she would have been required to have some augmentation done if she ever considered breast-feeding her future babies.

ew, her boobs are scary.

Too bad breast implants can't fix ugly!

Will you stop posting on the cast of The Hills, or if you're going to post on them at least stop pretending you don't like them and their show....because seriously its like 4 days a week you post on them.

Still never heard of her......

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She should win some humanitarian award. She truly is an inspiration for hook-nosed and boobie-less chicks around the world! Give her the Golden Hooter award!

her mother must be a horse... look at that grill!!!

I thought this was celebrity gossip.

I don't even know who this girl is...is she from MTV? I'm assuming, because other than FOX, I can't think of any network that would give this girl 5 minutes of air time unless they were desperate for material.

oh wait.... they must be fake, just like everything else about this whore.

As if you people don't know who the girls from The Hills are.

You're missing out.

Her nipples are uneven. Nice plastic surgeon.

Definitey lovin' the boob job.

Heidi Montag + new breasts + nice body = a low self-esteem. Good thing her valley-boy self pro-claimed playboy fiance' that talks like a surfer, his mouth half open with a cheesy grin who'd probably rather be a butt-pirate is whoring her out....

Congratulations, you look like a third-tier porn star.

A waste of a perfectly good body, minus the fake knockers.

You know this wannabe famous whore was born in some tiny fucking one horse Colorado town called Crested Butte.

So basicaly I like to say she was born and raiised in Crusted Butt. Hmmmmmmmm no wonder she wanted to get out of there.

Do ya think they have a street, correction, do you think they named THE street there after her or some shit? Man Crusted butt must be so proud to have one of their own out whoring it up and humiliating herself in Hollywood, you know what all small town girls do in L.A. Being a braindead silicone filled fame craving slut-whore is basically the number one job opportunity awaiting young skanks that come to California or are lucky enough to have been raised there by their alcoholic frame crazed Momager.

This girl is so ugly!!!!! But not as ugly as Amy Winehouse.

I wonder if this ho has any jobs lined up for the future. I sure could use a new bumper guard for my truck. Looks like the inbred bitch has experience at the job.

And standing in front of a Fire Dept truck. Because they're the ones who use rescue cans. Wait....that could be her new Baywatch name! Rescue Cans!

FUGLY

Did someone say this already? She's ugly, she looks like Tori Spelling...and thats not a good thing. She looked better when she was natural. Doesn't she know? Breast implants are out, natural is in. Or at least if you're gonna get them, get ones that look natural. Either way she's not very attractive. Enjoy your 15 minutes honey.

Instant boner.

this beeotch is pitiful.

i feel sorry for her.

she oozes desperation and low self-esteem, which is the complete opposite of attractive.

and i'd still pay to see Spencer clocked in the face.

Nice body but still a horse face.

Not possible. The women on Baywatch were pretty.
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I didn't know Jay leno had a daughter, I mean son that decided to become a woman/skank.

1. remove mr. weewee - Check
2. get big silicone boobies - Check

Hey! I know her! She's Sandra Lee from the Food Network! Right?

Oh god...PLEASE, no more of this hideous, useless cunt! She makes me want to shoot myself in the face.

God, I want to lick her! Every single inch of her.

You know, Sandra Lee...the one with the saggy breasts, botox eyebrows, instacrap meals and hideous table scapes...that's her, right?

Okay the Potato implants are obvious.. still she is gorgeous.

She tries so hard, but she's still fug.

She needs to get shot. Like... in the head. Like... immediately! ;-)

This girl...... these pictures... ... all I can do is laugh................. seriously.

YOU ARE RACIST superdouche ass punk

She should sue her plastic surgeon for that awful nose. I bet there is not one ant in her apartment and she does not own a vacum cleaner, with that hoover of a nose

superfish, you say she's a bad role model, but if she hadn't had the job you'd say she was too flat and make some smartass comment about that. why do you think she was insecure? cos of douchebags like you. i want to see a picture of you please? i bet you HAVE boobs. the male version. bitchtits.

i should emphasize that i do however, think heidi is a douche too.

Are you guys being serious here. god. reading these posts is just rediculous. heidi looks better then 99 percent of the world. not jsut america now. i guarentee you, with my life, that not one person who commmented in here looks better then her. so go face denile and look in the mirror and realize shit i wieght 180 lbs im a fat ass. jealous bitche.s

Everyone ought to be jumping with joy over this chick. Fake boobs are awesome and if she inspires a generation of vapid whores to get breast implants, then God bless her.

From Fish to Rosa Parks: These BAD fake boobs are a lesson in segregation:

1. Separate
2. Not Equal

I mourn for America. And for that butcher nose job.

OMG she SO looks like she is doing the slow motion Bay Watch running in the first pic!

Another vacuous Hollywood "actress" with fake boobs and bleached blonde hair.

How f***ing original.

What's the point of blatantly obvious implants?

Her parents must be so proud that their daughter is aspiring to be the next Pam Anderson.

dog face

This person totally sucks and if I never hear about her again I'd be ok with that.

For having a pretty good looking body she sure has a fugly face. Butterface.

#5 i think you might actually be dumber than our esteemed ms. montag. breast size is in no way linked to the ability to either the amount or the ease of milk production. your breasts fill up with milk no matter what size they are to start with. that's kinda the point.

anyway, what a useless twat. she's almost as bad as spencer.

god bless heidi.

My lord, is it me or is she channeling the spirit of Tori Spelling in that first pic? Huge mouth, horse face and scary plastic boobs. It's like Tori 2.0. Jebus fuck, that girl is ugly.

another blonde bitch with fake boobs. she doesnt look different from any other ..and who the hell can watch all these shows anyway? from all these reality craps on mtv i stick to real world thats the original....

Gross

will someone please tell me how to have a stomach like hers?

probably to give up...eating.

but yeah
her body is PERFECT
i never look at anyone's body in hollywood and thing 'wow! perfect!"
cuz i'm so used to the usual skinniness etc
but for her i did
i really like her body
not the boobs tho
the stomach/legs is what i'm talking about

hey, look how happy she looks...leave the girl alone already. haters.

Other than her fake breasts her body is pretty nice.

What's she toting that floaty thing around for? She's got two flotation devices attached to the front of her body.

is she so white? like her hair, eyebrows, skin, etc... too much peroxide i think.

team lauren!

in pic 9 she is looking for a cock to put in her mouth

What a hideous creature! If you're going to get implants, at least go to a good surgeon and get the right size. She's still got a gummy smile, and fucked up nose to fix.

lmao #51!

she can make a new baywatch for sure! i would watch!

http://www.spymac.com/details/?2262427

Her boobs would look like the following if it were not for the wonders of silicone:

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Can you see me now?

She looks like those models in the weight gain ads, the ones that are the before pictures. If she put on 5-10 pounds she might have had some real boobies and not have had to buy hard softball size ones.

In Pic #10 it looks like she's got a wonky eye.

What a plastic piece of trailer trash.

I WANT THAT BIKINI!!!! It's awesome!

She looks hot as f*ck. Playboy here she comes. Hopefully they can airbrush out the scars on her nipples I can see THROUGH her bikini.

"When she's 60 and looking back on her life she'll be able to say she inspired a nation of girls to get breast implants and run on the beach."

i thought that was pamela anderson?

she looks awfully stupid
she poses for the paparazzi
normal celebrities just don't pose for the paparazi
she just wants attentions

Her tits look bolted on.

God this makes me feel so sad I have a 10 year old and I would hate that she had any shallow pathetic role model like this. She doesn't watch TV though so luckily she's not aware of vapid creations like this.

@5 are you stupid? breast size in nothing to do with ability to breastfeed what a dumbfuck thing to say.

butterface...damn

Hopefully her actions will inspire other boobless bitches to get an operation.

While Heidi is still a butterface, her new tits look delicious. And let's be frank here, I'd rather look at a girl with fake boobs than a girl without any.

that girl is carrying a flotation device.... its too ironic and just too easy.

Lol #7

I hate The Hills.

Shitty acting, ugly as FUCK actors, and god what is wrong with all of their faces??? They have the weirdest faces/facial expressions I have ever seen

I'm suprised Spencer Bratt isn't standing with her in a suit with a pink tie that matches her bikini!

Clearly this girl is doing a photo shoot of some sorts, I mean who ACTUALLY carries around the floatie?

YUCK. TOO WHITE, JUST YUCK.

great body! beautiful face! flawless skin! fake boobs!

First!

At least the fake boobs take off the ugliness of the face. Which gives something to stare at.
I'd fuck her. She is the typical blonde with silicon. You could find a dozen of those in California just in 1 block.

You are all a bunch of haters - the girl is gorgeous, her body and skin is flawless. I bet most women could only dream of looking half as good as her AND most men could only have a chick hot as her in their imaginations! HATERS!!!

She's a butterface..

hawt bitch. I'd fuck it! that's all that matters really.

*Christ* I hate it when chicks try to be funny.

This girl is the epitome of an ASSHOLE. Picture 4 & 5 are the most ridiculous things I have ever seen. This girl is a retard.... just look at her! She's so damn proud of herself too. O yeah... And what kind of douchebag photographer did they dig up to create a photo shoot with a red life preserver and a fire dept truck???

she has a nice body tho

To Kimberely: That is a really stupid comment, I don't think you can even breast feed WITH implants. If it's "safe" I would be concerned, since implants can leak without your knowledge, and the baby could be drinking silicone. That's why your breast swell when you are pregnant, retard. Small chested women can breastfeed. Also, this girl looks like she has an eating disorder, I can see her ribs sticking out. How can this look be considered 'hot' by men? Our society is so fucked up, it makes me so sad that this woman is a role model to young girls.

id hit that...

ummm 1995 called, and they want that belly piercing back....
what a cheese whore

oh my god, i just scrolled down and realized that all you have are these Hills LOSERS!!! come on!!!
let us see the billionare gremlins!!! or something better than these people with zero personality... yes i admit i have watched the show and im amazed at how boring they are!!! u just wanna shake them!!

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Wow, Superfish, you have no room to talk about people not doing anything worthwhile with their lives. I bet this hot chick has way more money than you, she's on tv and she's hot. Meanwhile you sit on your computer and type up a blog about celebrities we shouldnt really give a shit about. You life is amazing.

I'm kinda amused to see that she's getting any publicity at all. She's nothing on The Hills right now and she's not cute AND her boyfriend sucks. The only thing she has going for her news-wise is her boobs and soon it will be her wedding. BTW, I really only think she's still engaged to Spencer for publicity. Love is grand, isn't it???

she's quite nice legs tho

Quit posting about Heidi the Hideous! I miss Britney Spears and Nicole Richie..... oops.

She has the weirdest, lanky-est body out there (other than Mischa Barton's, that is). I wouldn't want her running into the current to save my life (although I was a competitive swimmer for 15 years and would be the last person you'd ever see drowning in any body of water, we'll leave that out so as to keep this in the hypothetical!!). I doubt she could drag anyone out of the water. Her chin would get in the way if she tried to administer CPR. Its a huge one, thats for sure. Are we sure she's not related to Jay Leno? Seriously. She has enough face for three people. I just wanna go up with a butcher knife and pop each one of her boobies... what a fake ass, spoiled, "i'm famous for nothing really in particular" biznatch. I like crotch stains and douche nozzles better than I like her. And her ring is fake.. just like the rest of her "body". I can't wait to see her when she's like 70. Hello future Joan Rivers, HA!

Nice cameltoe in the second last picture!

i'm holding out on watching that stupid fucking show until they run the episode where the entire state of california falls off the continent and crumbles down into the deepest part of the ocean, killing everyone in that fucking cesspool.

PLEASE....she is hotter than anyone ANY of you losers have ever been within 100 feet of...so stop hatin cause you can't have it......or anything even close. That is all

i love her :]

I don't even know what The Hills are, but I hate them judging the crappy photos I keep seeing of the people in it.

She makes Rosa Parks look like a total douche? Hell, Larry King could make Rosa Parks look like a total douche; I'd still love to cut this chick's throat though . . .

I don't know who she is but I'm already tired of her..

she is ugly as shit, and het body isn't that great!

boo fish, ...& boo this crazy chick. shes okay on the eyes, but i have low standards. theyre even lower once alcohol enters my system. so for any guy to say they hitd it, isnt saying a lot. especially when i say it. she does look like ever other cali gurl. hell, like most in movies & on t.v. boo!! fish! where are the beautiful people?!?!

Now, cracker, you been skooled! Dis post b link to da nu Rosa Parks!

everyone keeps making fun of her face, but I think she has a very pretty one, minus the dumb expressions from these photos. And she needs to eat more . . without those boobs, she would look like a skeleton..

i love hollywood standards of beauty:

anorexic + fake big boobs + blonde blonde blonde hair+ cheesy tattoo piercing = PERFECTION

She is really an ugly, but this photographer should be shot (with a gun, not with a camera), all of the pix of her are so staged and amateurish they look like her 4 year old kid brother took them.

What a useless waste of space.
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Ugh. Those breasts are way too big for her frame. Look rock-hard, too.

....her tits are higher than her armpits....and they dont move at all when she runs.....does that not freak anyone out.....those are straight up nasty

This airhead went for the big size balloons, simply UGLY.

Fake tits and no hips? Somone needs to fix that girl a sammich!

In #2 look how hairy her belly is. Ew.

She's a cutie, but those Fakie's look way out of proportion!

i get it now!!!
looking hot is not impossible for adult women
you starve to have the body of a prepubesint (ieN.Richie)
get big boobies planted
& shave your twat
i thought anime was just a sick asian cult
wow! now i know ALL men are pedofilish ;)

iwanna live in hoolywood the land of makebelieve
everyone is so unique

She's pretty cool. I'm comfortable her.
Besides, while we will always love Pam, she's had it.

At 16, I have a body similar to hers....thin, curvy; but more tan, and with smaller (but natural) breasts, natural dark hair, and an attractive face....Fortunately, I've achieved this through good genes, rather than artificially fucking up my body.

Not everybody who accesses this site is overweight and jealous of these celebrities. I, and various other girls who go to my school, look better than these people.

I would absolutely wreck that.

Wow, Janine, you make Kimberely seem smart. Yes you CAN breastfeed with implants, so long as they go in through the armpit or in the under-crease of the breast, and not the areola which can damage nerves or milk-ducts. And, yes, implants can leak, but silicon is a GEL you fucktard. You can’t “drink” it through a milk duct. I read that and wanted to fucking hit you. How, may I ask, would a gel get from the implant pocket, through the muscle, through the fatty tissue of the breasts, IN the milk ducts and then out to the baby? The only liquid used for implants is saline, which is salt water, and if that ruptures it is just absorbed through the body. The whole idea that you can get sick from silicon breast implants is an old wife’s tale too, because the gel stays right there in the pocket, rarely more than a teaspoon ever escaping given its viscosity.

And to all the other haters out there. You rag on this girl because she has implants, yet in every other post you go on and on about how hot Denise Richards is, or any of those other plastic bitches, or you drool over Jessica Alba, Scarlet Johansson, that Vita girl….whomever. if any of them were less than an A cup like Hidie had been, you all wouldn’t give two shits about them, and would be saying “I’d do her, if she got a boob job”…I know this because that is exactly what is said on every post about Siena Millar, Kirsten Dunce, etc.

And you wonder why there are girls out there with low self-esteem?

Fucking assholes, all of you.

I think she looks good, and no, she is not “too thin”…”I can see her ribs poking out” I can see my ribs too, and I am not underweight, it’s called having pronounced ribs, and don’t be jealous just because you are a fucking 230 lb ugly-ass bitch.
2/3rds of America is fat and/or obese and child obesity has gone up 30% since 1980. So go mind your fat-ass children you lazy worthless fucks and stop hating on a girl that has money, and a decent body, thing YOU will never fucking have.

Man, so much hate in this world. If you don't like 'er, why don't you move it along with your life. Everyone calling her fug knows they wouldnt kick her out of bed. I'm not a fan of hers, or her tooly boyfriend, but its not worth the time and energy eh. P.s. the guy who dissed Amy Winehouse is worth the time and energy, you nerd.

I'm inferring from many of the comments here that fake breasts aren't as popular as they used to be. Who'd have thunk..

I just love these candid shots of famous people doing just what us regular folk do. What, you don't grab lifeguards' stuff and hump on Fire Dept. vehicles and run around like a retard with your mouth open when you're at the beach?

DJHFÑDFDH
I HATE THIS BITCH
SHE'SJUST SO RETARDED. I HATE SEEIN LOT OF PICS OF HER DOING ABSOULUTLEY NOTHING, JUST POSING TO THE CAMERAS
GOD, SHE'S SO UGLY

at least she is hot

Damn, she's SO whaite! She looks like a ghost!
I don't know what you're talking about - she has a great boobs! I'd love to lick them.. :)
Also a great body! Too bad it has no color!

P.S - I've always wanted to be a Baywatch lifeguard..

# 93 Danklin24 spewed...

"...Meanwhile you sit on your computer and type up a blog about celebrities we shouldnt really give a shit about. You life is amazing."

And here you are, again and again, looking at the pics and reading the blog.

A douche calling someone a douche. Ironic and priceless!

I'd drink her douche water.

if only she would get her head removed, then she would be the perfect (body) person.

whoever writes this site is an idiot. u give heidi montag a hard time for getting breast implants and u give kate hudson a hard time for havin small boobs. no wonder girls are so fucked up these days with guys like u passin judgement on them

Look at that body...

I'd hit that till her eyeballs popped out of her head.

So CPR is sounding better all the time...

nothing but skin, bone, and silicone.

122 didn't read your comment. Positive it was lame.

I already forgot this skinny ass chicks name, but, if she paid me $2.50 I'd find it in my heart (cock) to break her little pelvis in 2 (4) . Then I'd call her a cunt and love (break) her heart (jaw) with my love (cock).

# 136
Yeah. Ok.
But have you ever had a date ?
(The regs take a break and look who moves in)

Holly. Well ok Heidi. Whatever. Where's the before PiX ? Let the judges decide.
But to be honest, the Globe and Mail, a paper up here in Canuckistan, did a story on you nobodies this weak-end which explained who are and which of course I'm not reading.
Public at LARGE : Why ?
Binky : 9-11 was an inside job. And you call that journalism ?
Public at LARGE : Occasionally you have a point Bink.
Binky: NP

# 122 -

Do we have PMS or what!

I think you need to go to See Candies and buy yourself a 5 pound box and eat the whole thing at once. You'll see it will make you feel better instantly.

no PMS here, just more than half a brain, which is a LOT more than i can say for you # 139.

And in other news :
Shakira said she would commit $40 million to charity relief etc...
Yikes ! A human? Pass the meds - popular culture might not take this one easily... Whatever...
(And in other, other, news - Can anyone get into 911-Blogger ? Ever since some mench mentioned the 'Dancing Israelis and the Mossad' in a radio interview with CIA guy Ray McGovern - the site seems to be down)
( For those of you keeping score at home)

And with a rack like that she COULD be on Baywatch!

Well Burp - relevant point...
And 9-11 IS an INSIDE Job
Check the link
( Great response from Gage's elected reps LOL )
Oh Ladies--by the way...

Ellen Tauscher, and Senator Feinstein.
There's a chance you're great democrats for blowing off Rich Gage and the 180 plus or so pros.... (and growing...)
But then again. I think there's a chance you may not be
'the sharpest tool in the shed'
Such is life's hic-up's.
And 9-11 was an Inside job

Seriously -- what or who the F is the Hills, and who is the Lauren b that's always polluting my trashy mags? Geez, can't even read about Brit without feeling tragically old. lol

What's the big deal for getting a boob job done? Give her a break.

The "big deal" for getting a boob job done is to not go so big on a thin frame so as to look like you're sporting a couple of cantaloupe halves on your chest

Vote for Hillary and there will be free boob jobs for all!

And then they're...well almost....
I am so mad I'm censoring my own comments for a while...
Well ok. #145 146...are here
Any comments on 9-11 guys ? Nice new tits but -
145-6... Inside job ?

How about you Bill C. ?
Time has cum - Inside job ?

Despite everything else going on in these photos, the only thing I can focus on is her twisted left bra strap. My eyes go right to it, and it annoys me beyond belief. If this was a real/professional photo shoot, don't you think someone would've noticed and fixed that strap? Of course, if it was a professional photo shoot, she wouldn't be doing all the cheesy poses, the photographer would know how to have her posing so she looks sexy and/or cool. Unless she hired the same photographer who did Jenna Jameson's bikini shoot. The poses certainly bear the same unprofessional resemblence. He must be giving instructions like, "Frolic on the beach because skipping and jumping and acting like a four year old who wishes she was a princess or ballerina while wearing a bikini is really sexy!"

Cheers Frist.

Looks like you're the only one.

BunnyButt ?

(Votes for George ?) LOL

You're Frist,
Frist....

( you can't make this stuff up )

snore. not such a cute chick and the belly ring? gross.

The belly ring really put me off as well #155
Then I realized - suddenly - the 9-11 Inside job thing, and tried to grasp for some sort of perspective...

No more news??
Is this all of the hollywood shit??

I wish she would just take that suppository, already...

Ew, belly button rings are so trashy... I dont see anything wrong with implants. I have them myself, but a belly button ring? Gross and outdated.

id motorboat that shit so bad

This girl is FAKE TO THE MAX. She has written STUPID all over her. If it wasn't for the obvious boob job, people would mistake her for a horse.
May be some guy with a really large dick sables her.

#122...how do you have "pronounced ribs?" Is that a medical condition?

and Mexican dan is so funny.

I had a body like that (sans boob job) when I used to starve myself.

Skeleton in a pink bikini - utter hotness...... and who is THIS dumb whore? Don't tell me, she's one of those highschool musical no talents or another smelly white kids in CA faux reality show? [remember, I don't do TV..... except for Seinfeld & Curb Your Enthusiasm DVDs and designy-shminy home improvement crap]

why should Baywatch accept someone who has FAKE boobs since Baywatch is so superior otherwise it would ruin the image so know your limits and stop dreaming

#122, Princess...you're my hero. Thanks for speakin' the truth.

Binky, I generally don't vote for Republicans, I certainly didn't vote for George.

Who the fuck gives a crap about Heidi Montag? Does anybody watch that MTV shite anymore? MTV jumped the shark about the same time Fonzie did.

Oh my. Start a new baywatch now ! www.hollyweirdreport.com

How about an update?
I'm really sick of looking at that.... person (i have no tv, and i'm not american, so i honestly have no idea who that terribly insecure girl is...)

Can she be any paler?

I saw some before pics in that US magazine she was flaunting... She looks bad now, but god she looked even worse before hand... well, her face at least...

http://www.makemeheal.com/news/images/heidi-montag-breast-implants.jpg

what a dawk

Eww, no matter how sick the bod is the revelations of wat goes on in that mind of hers and her RETARDO things that she does with her mouth make her sooo not hot to me.

I just don't get it, why did she do what she did? this girl suffers from a really bad case of twisted body perception. she was REALLY cute and pretty BEFORE!! her new nose looks so BLAH!! FUGLYYY and BLAND! and her tits weren't even that small ?! Frick. sick in the mind. eating disorder is the next step. sad.

she looks proportional from the front, but from the side she looks cartoonish, and from the back she probably has the assless-shelf-boob look...

She looks so pretty you people are just jealous shes hot now.

If you think this girl is ugly...YOU ARE FKIN GAY....or a dumb ho

These photos are so posed that shit aint even right. Bitch please, get a fucking life, they don't even look like pappazzi photos, they look like they were pulled straight off of facebook.

162. jenster - "#122...how do you have "pronounced ribs?" Is that a medical condition?"

It is when your ribs stick out more than the typical person's, sometimes at an angle. is it a medical condition? no, it is a genetic trait, like blue eyes, or tick ankles.

my ribs have always been VERY visible, even for the short time that i was overweight.

And thank you #166. Narcissus, I only speak the truth. :]

NOW UPDATE PLEASE!

Did anyone else notice in the main photo that her nipples are near her throat?

Does that tend to happen with augmentation?

I thought nipples were supposed to be more or less in the centre of your breast.

What a tard. Seriously.

PLEASE L.C.--- KICK HER FUCKING ASS! GAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! SHE IS SO UGLY AND HER B.F. IS THE WORLD'S BIGGEST FUDGEPACKER!

oooohhhh sorry, but this slunt makes me type in caps!

People! This girl is not an actress. She's a fifteen minute fame monger! Why do these celebrity blog sites feel the need to post about insignificant children? She is no one. She does no good in this world. She doesn't act. She isn't even pretty. Her body may be the ideal of many, but put a bag over her face. This time next year, no one will remember her or that other girl linked to her. Whom by the way, is much prettier.

1995 called? HAY what's the problem here? 2005 called and I'd hit that.

I don't watch the Hills and I had no clue who this chick was before today. It funny that it took her story of hating her body and getting implants to make her famous. I bet she gets a congressional medal of honor when she gets that face lift. Or the brain transplant. every look on this girls face screams " Fucking Idiot"

One word...

GROSS!

"When she's 60 and looking back on her life she'll be able to say she inspired a nation of girls to get breast implants"

Yes, and:

"When [Superfish is] 60 and looking back on [his/her?] life she'll be able to say she inspired a nation of girls to get breast implants[... with her non-stop derogatory observations on naturally small breasted celebreties such as Kate Hudson, combined with an apparent infatuation with pictures of breast-impanted nincompoops]"

Oh, and, FRIST!!!!!!1111!

The tits look amazing, body is hot, and that cameltoe action in pic 7 is making my mouth water. yum

189 comments about this? I live in a beach community, I see about 600 girls like her everyday.

She's not bad looking at all, but... Do something first to make me care!

jubba jubba jubba jubba *cums in her armpit*

This girl is such a dumbass! Who would pose for shots like that? Obviously not wanting to portray to the world that she is an intelligent girl. I don't think she's going to win the Noble Peace Prize anytime soon. I would be embarrassed if the world saw cheesy pics like that of me that I actually posed for! What is she thinking? That's right, she doesn't! She lets her cheesy, douche bag boyfriend do that for her!

I'm sure this site used to be more than just perving and boobs.

So, Nicky #192, how close are YOU to earning the Noble Peace Prize? How about you prove to me you even KNOW who Noble IS while you're at it. Yeah, I thought so.
Apparently having fun at the beach makes one an idiot to the majority of you, yet I am willing to bet a number of your have gone to the beach, and done things that would have made you look like a total asshole if ANYONE gave enough shit about you to take YOUR picture.
She looks good, she is prettier-thinner-richer than you, and YOU don't know her. She is a low-level actress and aspiring singer. You think she's ugly, but she is prettier than the average America, and you, and anyone you have ever dated. You, just paying attention to her here, have made her just that much richer. Way to go. :)
I don’t even LIKE the Hills, but I respect her for just going “yeah, I got cosmetic surgery. I didn’t like how I looked, and I fixed it,” while all the rest of Hollywood is like “no, no, I didn’t get any work done. No, my nose doesn’t look different; I don’t know what you are talking about.” You seem to have an awfully low opinion of a girl that is just very honest.
this artical and its comments say a whole lot more about YOU people than it does about her.

Princess: YAWN. You got upset simply from being exposed to criticism, worrying that maybe people would be harsh like that towards you. You're neurotic. And boring. Say something entertaining about the celebs or shut up.

I was gonna say # 9 should be captioned: 'Open mouth, insert cock' but # 60 beat me to it

uh, #'s 192 and 194, I think you'll find it's the Nobel prize, not "Noble", and based on what I've read on this page I'd say Heidi M and her plastic cans is a more likely winner than either of you two will ever be.

She's really good looking for someone who clearly used to be a man.

Funny. I wish she was in a morgue. Just what in th hell IS this bitch, anywat.

i'd rather see audrina in a bikini

Another bottle blonde nobody with too much torso, not enough self-respect, and not enough brains in her head to realize that she is a vapid, insecure idiot who needs to get a hobby and a real job and realize that there is nothing, NOTHING about physical attibutes that will make her a better or more interesting person.

When the shit hits the fan and brains triumph over braun and looks, people like her will be the first to be thrown into the volcano.

that is one sexy ass horse. i'd love to ride her cross country. i wonder how many carrots it takes to lure her away from that doofus spencer.

Nice, that's a very pretty bikini. I want it.

apparently walmart must have a clearance sell on the word "vapid" because it's has been used up more than pam anderson's vag.

here are some other options you can consider so you all can stop sounding like clones.

Main Entry: vapid
Part of Speech: adjective
Definition: dull
Synonyms: big zero, bland, boring, colorless, dead*, driveling, flat, flat tire*, flavorless, inane, innocuous, insipid, jejune, least, lifeless, limp, milk-and-water*, milk-toast, nothing, nowhere, stale, tame, tasteless, tedious, tiresome, unimaginative, uninspiring, uninteresting, unpalatable, vacant, vacuous, watery, weak, wishy-washy*, zero*

This girl bugs me, and it isn't the fake boobs. It isn't the nose job. It's that she actually thought that lgetting surgery so she would end up looking exactly like every other Hollywood bimbo out there was the right thing to do. And she didn't care if it killed her.

And this is what she aspires to. I hope she enjoys it while it lasts, because I have a feeling that when that show goes bye-bye, her career will be over. It's not like she has a real personality or anything. Haven't seen the show--is there a little talent at least?

Have you ever tried using the word 'inane?' Most people chew you out for spelling 'insane' wrong. They are too clueless to know that's an actual word.

This chick IS inane. I like the word jejune too. Sounds a bit empty and clueless, kinda like this chick. ;-)

She looks like an anorexic Tori Spelling. No good.

And enough with the belly piercings already! You girls look like circus animals with those things.

Twat.

As much of a moron as she is, I don't think the implants look terrible. I'd definitely punish her.

PLEASE stop posting anything about this horse-face, fug celebrity wannabe!!! The more you post about her the more we will see her every where else! She has nothing unique!!!

She looks like a BARBIE DOLL! Her boobs are way to big for her body only consisting of skin and bones; she looks like a horse for slaghter because of her teeth (Hilary Duff?) do many white girls in the USA have those over white teeth? Disgusting!
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ugly like hell; not smart I guess, ridiculous!!

Come on people - who wouldn't hit that. Seriously. And I would enjoy it. Every single time.

Spencer was like "Throw some Ds on that B*tch!!"

Who is taking these pictures - she is ALWAYS looking at the camera so it can't be the papparazi unless she is even more retarded than I thought she was

eww heidi is so ugly .... her boobs are totally fake
why dont heidi and spencer just disapperrr???
team lauren all the wayy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not to be a dickhead, but your site looks a lot better when correct grammar (mostly correct subjunctive tense) is used:

"Heidi Montag wishes she WERE on Baywatch"

I swear, if I see her face looking at me from this page again, I'll beat her up. She's not even famous, and she's way too skinny and her boobs look retarded. Show us a real celebrity please. The Hills is LAME. So lame, that my country is smart enough to not even bother playing it on TV.

I know people are talking ugly about her but if I looked like her I'd be staring in the mirror at myself. Constantly.

Everybody would look pretty good too if we had a plastic surgeon to take away all our ugliness. PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE STOP POSTING STUPID SHIT ABOUT 'THE HILLS', I NEVER EVEN KNEW WHO THESE STUPID BITCHES WERE UNTIL YOU START POSTING ABOUT THEM!! THEY SUCK!!!!! NOBODY CARES AND NOBODY WATCHES THEIR RETARDED SHOW!!!!

God, I don't know who I can't stand more, this chick or Paris Hilton. One is just a talentless, dumb, spoiled rich bitch and one likes steal boyfriends and call up the paparazzi to take pictures of her everywhere she goes like anyone gives a shit. Actually yea, I hate this attention whore more than Paris Hilton.

Nice body. But that doesn't count for shit when you have an ugly face.

Another hideous boob job. Implants feel fake, simular to a stress squeeze ball.

What a stupid looking piece-of Californian trash little Heidi is. She's living the dream up. I bet she feels very important. I'd like to kick her on the side of her temple as hard as I possibly could. Teach her some manners. Lastly, too bad the plastique-mold doctor couldn't have fixed Montag's hilarious knot-kneed chicken legs. Somebody wants to be her. Somebody fucks her. Gross.

I take back my last post. Her boobs look totally fake. Just when I thought that someone in entertainment got a tasteful boob job, instead of implants too big and obviously fake for the rest of her body, I am proven wrong. They look pretty bad on her too. Too big and far apart, not to mention the way they hang. Ugh...

fake boobs do their job!

eXtasyStef wrote:

"Yet another obvious boob job. You could park a truck in that crevasse between them. Though it's nothing compared to the empty space between her ears."

Ah! Who cares about the empty space between her tits! I just want to cram my Love Stick in between them and fill up the empty space between her legs. Who gives a shit if she ain't got nuttin' betwixt her ears!

And as for the rest of you jerks who would only speak ill of her... well, you're just jealous.

What really amuses me is all the fat-ass bitches in this country who put down a fine lookin' piece of ass like Heidi Montag, only because they're jealous they can't get the tonnage off their butts and look half as good as her.

And for the guys who put her down... well, you're probably gay and someone needs to bitch-slap you for being so fuckin' ugly as a guy that you couldn't look as good as this girl either. Bitch! You're probably jealous, too!

after you watch the video you'll never

gonna want to see the photo...

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