Sep 28 2007Heidi Montag is proud to be vapid

ewww

No idea who this chick is, but kudos to her for at least being honest about it all.

Never heard of her......

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what an opportunist.

did she finally get properly fitting shoes?

She has a horse face.

She needs to fill those thin lips with hobo tissue.

Don't know her but I would total hit that!

That's a fucking ugly ass dress.

errrrgh... what a bitch

That dude's a fuckin fag.

And she's beat.

quit feeding her ego with blogs of her on this site fish. shes not even pretty!

1. When did Camilla Parker Bowles spawn a daughter?
2. The kid should've gone bigger.
3. To be fair, she's only holding that stupid magazine because she's AT an US Weekly event.

The epitome of being known for absolutely no reason.

Is it just me or does she have a GIANT head?

i love how she's posing like she's someone famous who's wearing a nice dress. what a stupid broad.

does she have to urinate, is that why she's standing like that?

No, you're right. That's a huge melon for sure.

She can be vapid on my face. :)

She's got a creepy smile where somehow you can see ALL of her top teeth and gums. Even the ones way in back.

It's so sad because she thinks she's hot.

She is that idiot from "The Hills" who is only "famous" for being Lauren's friend. She has no damn clue about the tool (self absorbed-probably gay-materialistic-jerk of a boyfriend-waste of a human) Spencer that she is engaged to. GAG.

WHAT ABOUT THE HIDEOUS FACE? WHY WONT SHE FIX !THAT!?

PS WHO THE FUCK IS THIS FUIDI?

And I'M Shallow Val. This, boys and girls, is the reason why we are going to be blown to smithereens because douchebags like the one above are what represents young society today. That's it folks, we've peaked, and now it's time for our time to be over.

Anyone have a little wooden shack in the mountains they want to sublet? Huh? Anyone? I'm looking....

look its mr. ed and wicket the ewok.. match made in heaven.

How'd someone this stupid looking get to be famous?

yeah...i understand completely....having a body like that to hate IS painful...i mean, look at this chick......if she's always hated her body i cant imagine how she feels about that face!! maybe she should just hold up a MAD! comic and complain about her perfect teeth too!! i really feel for her....it's got to be hard for her....and i'm not talking about what's in my pants either. c'mon...let's get serious here...theres a really ugly, deformed person opening up...her, not me.

Christ what kind of message does this send to young teens - thick bitch she should be killed. By me.

That douche manages to get in all of the pictures. Spencer too!

Why is she posed next to a wax mannequin?

Thanks, CAA!

#23...'Peaked' and 'Mountains'... So very subliminal.

And she doesn't have to fix her face...with that rack, no one's eyes ever get up there.

In the last pic, all the time that that dude is kissing Heidi he is wishing he was kissing me. Heidi knows this and will be taking drugs to handle it. Bigger boobs ain't the answer either. She could have the new world trade center buildings stuck on her chest and he'd still be dreaming that Heidi was me.

Is that her son in those last two pics?

12: spot on mate! She looks just like Camilla Parker Bowels!

I personally think, compared to most people, she's not THAT bad looking. Especially so if we got to see some of the people who bash her...I have a feeling that she'd look like a supermodel compared to some of the people who get on here and post anonymous comments...

Anywho, that doesn't excuse her for being a moron who's fame is for merely sitting on the beach and talking on her cell phone all day. What happened to the starlets of the 40's and 50's? Women who were famous for something?

Also...people. Stop trying to emulate this guy's humor style. It's incredibly lame to try and steal material.

more man-ish than her boyfriend.

absolute lack of consciousness here -- it's Cocytus for this one and she won't even know it.

*EVERYTHING, FAKE, EVERYTHING*

Congratulations, you're 21 and look 40.

I look like such a douchebag in these photos.

As repellent as this person is, there are a lot of chicks who apparently agree. I've seen a few minutes of that douchey Dr. Beverly Hills or whatever the hell it is, and these women act like having normal-sized boobs (ie, not gigantic porn star boobs) is a birth defect that we should pity them for. I have no doubt that most women who get fake boobies wouldn't take it quite that far, but I've always thought that if you'd take the money that fake boobs cost and invest in, say, an education, it would be money better spent. I know that's crazy talk, but that's just how I roll.

I bet on her at Santa Anita Race Track before, the hag came in last place and I lost my $5.00. But the handlers still gave her plenty of hay to eat after.......

Willlllbbuuur

@ 40.... dont worry, not only do you LOOK like a douche bag... you are one!!

Whoever she is.......shoot her.

Will someone please make these two go away??? FAR AWAY.

Holy ballsacks Batman! It's Evil Ken and Evil Barbi back in Gotham City!

agree with #2, at least she she has the balls to admit her ps, unlike all the other 99% other actresses who swear they are "all natural".

She is my Idol.

I got a boob job a few years ago for the same reason. However, I'm pretty and don't look like a horse. People tell me that I look just like a young Catherine Deneuve. And, yes I did have the boob job for the same reasons as her. You Superficial bloggers should understand this if anyone will. It's 2007 why not look your best with the help of modern technology. No one wants the 'natural' look anymore that is so '70s.

I hope some of the other bloggers out there get piss-off because there are over 2 million of us ever year in the United States just like me and her.

I think that in 100 years, futuristic archaeologists are going to be digging up all these Hollywood grave sites and wonder why there are two giant bags of silicone goo in each of the women's grave sites, and they will be standing there scratching their heads wondering what was the purpose of these things.....

These girls are delusional and don't live in the "REAL" world.

REVENGE PLASTIC SURGERY!

revenge on what, ugliness? it didn't work.

Hi all you retards,

I only go to this site to practice my writing skills. I went to LA Unified School District for K-12; even though, I am now a college graduate, I still have to practice, practice, practice. See this is what a rudimentary education from LA Unified gets you.....I have spent the last 7 years trying to teaching myself how to write. And, this is what it has come to.....I post to blogs only so other anal retentive bloggers can correct my grammar and spelling. Thank you. I just love glorified editors who can nit-pick mistakes, but can't think for themselves worth a darn.

In college at UCLA, I took a writing course, and I got a A in the class and A's on all my papers only because the rest of the students' writing skills were worse than mine. The World is Full of Idiots.....Life is so unfair.......I'm going to go out and get me some bigger boobs.

isn't anyone sick of this bitch yet?

Who the fuck is this idiot. ONly in american can you be famous for being stupid. And i still dont know who she is, Down syndrome kids are smarter then she is,

FUGLY DRESS! but suits her.

I can't stand that guy Spencer. He is 1 million times worse than her.

Aww how cute about trying to get back at all the little boys who made fun of you in high school. "I'll show them, I'll get breast implants, yeah!"

Too bad they can't perform brain implants.

Let us hope that she has problems with her implants. When they RUPTURE and LEAK , cave in or she gets CAPSULAR CONTRACTURE, lets see how proud she will be of them then! But hey, at least it will be publicity for her.

That dude with her is the scariest looking dude I've ever seen, his smile exudes evil, self centered, spoiled rich kid...God help us all.

damn, wtf? i mean first of all she needs more plastic surgery besides the body her face is a complete train wreck. The only people who admit their plastic surgery are the celebrities who are NOT real celebrities, like whatever this bitch's name is..To actually be proud of a nose job and new tits, haha, what has the world come to? BTW, the guy next to her even needs more help.
I think it's a hopeless cause.

P.S.: i think this site is way funnier than Perez hilton.

Fugly vapid horseface bitch

Meh. I guess she's pretty enough. But why are these girls made into celebrities? They haven't done anything to make themselves famous. So why do we care?

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!?!?!??!? LOL THIS BITCH CAN NOT BE FUCKING SERIOUS. DOESN'T SHE REALIZE WHAT SHE FUCKING STANDS FOR???? HOW CAN THE PUBLIC EMBRACE THIS KIND OF MENTALLY SCRAMBLED VAPID DISGUSTING NAUSEATING HORSE?

She makes me sad.

CANT STAND SPENCER.....both of them make me want to gag myself with a spork

"Vapid". Haha.

Revenge Plastic Surgery?? What a douche! Yeah, putting plastic in your tits will teach all those stupid boys a lesson.....These people are another example of somehow being famous for doing nothing.

They are perfect examples of why other counties think the West is full of superficial, materialisic idiots...

I don't get why she'd shell out all that money for huge knockers, then insist on wearing dresses that fit her like a burlap sack. Note to Heidi: If you want to show off your tits, go SKIN-TIGHT, not baggy. Baggy just makes you look like you have a fat stomach to hide.

Die for breast implants? Sounds like something a hooker or a stripper would say...

it's pretty fucked up that you will make fun of girls for having small breasts (even recently:http://thesuperficial.com/2007/09/kate_hudson_is_missing_somethi.php), and then you make fun of girls who get implants because they were MADE FUN OF FOR HAVING SMALL BREASTS.
i mean it's really fucked up.
douchebag.

If the "boys" made fun of her for being alive,
would she have taken a gun to her head?

if u want bigger breast means u are more FAKE & stupid.
PS : US please don't waste your time & money anymore on this girl. Please donate to charity or dump into the drain instead.

Two words...

FAKE BITCH!

It's always nice when you know you're better looking than a "hot" celebrity.
It's not that she's ugly, but she's just a completely average looking girl, who has professional hair, makeup, fake boobs, fake nose, etc etc. I am the same age as her, and look better than her w/o any of that stuff. Yay me! It just makes you feel good, you know?

Ps-this chick would look 10x hotter if she put on like 10 pounds. She just looks like she's been starving herself for 1 month to prepare herself for her baywatch bikini strut. She's not at the Nicole-Richie-I-think-I'm-gonna-puke-cuz-she-looks-friggin-disgusting stage yet, but she could afford to eat a hotdog or two. Women are soooooooo much sexier with some toned curves. But maybe that's just me. =)

Yo, don't diss the McDonald's fries guy. Just don't do it man.

I have no idea who this girl is, but she needs some counseling. Her low self esteem and self-worth issues are still there, she just has two big silicone bags in front of them.

Cash in while you can kids. Soon, no one will care and you won't make cash just for being you. Actually, you suck so bad, you should have to pay us to pay attention to you. Please go away already. Us boycott. Oh wait, I never buy that rag anyway.

I saw the mag article and it showed her profile. She has a strange resemble to that guy from the movie "The Mask" with Cher in it.

Who the fuck is Heidi whats-her-name...????

I don't understand how you can write this post about stupid girls that would rather die than get plastic surgery but then go and make fun of someone like Kate Hudson because she has no boobs. You are part of the problem.

Ya' know, I just farted. Now, I am having the worst counter-transference with Heidi. My bowels and Heidi Montag are so much a like it's disgusting.

Ya' know, I just farted. Now, I am having the worst counter-transference with Heidi. My bowels and Heidi Montag are so much a like it's disgusting.

Her boobs aren't even that big. I guess she wanted them to look real. Ha. And she's too matchy-matchy with the dude she's with. It would have looked better if his tie matched the darker part of her dress, or not at all. She's too pretty for him anyway.

SPENCER IS SLIMEY

ther is nothing like being proud of fake boobs...
go go ca

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