Sep 26 2007Heidi Montag finds happiness with fake breasts

FIRST!

first ......teehehe

hahaha you beat me ...damn it

Pic 7: possessed people drinking urine.

i agree with her, its sites like these that make fun of celebreties for having no breasts or being to fat. I had a boob job for the same reason, i used to never take off my shirt when i was with a guy, not even if he was my boyfriend. I was completely bitter and I know exactly how she feels, shes just telling the truth

Does anyone notice she's not wearing her wedding ring? What happened to it?

Nice call on the bigger rack. Definitely adds some character to her.

marie, you could have just said "I'm shallow." Lot fewer words.

*I WISH SHE HAD NEVER WOKEN UP FROM THAT FUCKING SURGURY!*

She thinks she is "tortured"? That bitch better fuck off. This little kid is tortured:
http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/meast/08/22/iraq.boy/index.html
I hope Heidi Montag is at least ignored until she feels like she is being fucking tortured.
She is the reason why people all over the world hate us.

She should have been focused and paid any amount of money to get herself a personality and some morals.instead now all she has is new boobs and new nose and um Spencer...can we all say Loohoosa

having not tits at all is not a good thing for when you get the implants they look super fake like they could burst they are so tight. if you have small boobs, but alil flesh there, the implant will look more real and attractive.

that being said i don't think of implants as breasts. i dont like them at all. big boobs are THAT important, just hopefully you have SOME boobs. too big can look ugly sometimes anyways... like this woman i saw on cops last night.. that was nasty. natural full Bs to Cs look best nakes ... IMO.

whoops NOT THAT

Dumb move. The boyish look was really working for her. I know it sure as hell was working for me

Look its Mr. Ed and an ewok!!

Now her outside matches her inside. Fake.

Oh, and talk about an insecure whore. "WAHHHH... MY BOOBS ARE SMALLER THAN MY BOYFRIENDS' ... WAHHHH...HE'S LOOKING AT SOMEONE ELSE INSTEAD OF ME."

try getting a personality, hon.

i wonder if she realizes how 'donna martin' that chin of hers is. big tits and a new nose won't shrink that thing down. holy crap, she looks like jay leno.

Awww @ #9, that's Youssif! I love following his story, and am so glad that people practically begged CNN to set up a way so that they could all give and fund his trip to the US for reconstructive surgery. That poor, poor boy. I hope everything works out for him here, and that his recovery isn't too painful.

It's very pitiful that 90% of women are actually this insecure though -- Heidi's no exception. Women mutilate their bodies in order to get men's approval, they read countless articles in Cosmo on how to make men love them, they starve themselves, they cannibalize each other to boost their own egos -- they're hopeless. They just can't live without male attention. It's too bad because usually the only attention they end up getting is from greaseballs like Spencer Pratt. I can't believe I know that asshole's name. He looks like a serial killer.

Too bad she can't get a brain implant. Then she wouldn't have to suffer through being made fun of for being such a shallow dumb bitch.

Thanks @ #18, Youssif's my hero

I hope they can help him with all the surgery... If anyone needs help, it's him.

American women are completely, totally pathetic, and retarded. I know. I was born here, and I have witnessed the most asinine things ever. I was raised by a Cuban woman, and we don't believe shit like boobs and nose jobs are the way to go unless you've had breast cancer or need a nose job to breathe or repair it after a bad wreck of some kind.

And let me go back to say that, you can get the cheapest plastic surgery in Cuba, where 1 in 4 people are medical doctors because there is nothing else to do in an oppressive regime.

And furthermore, since I'm on a tear today, I wish Heidi has to wait in line for milk and bread one of these days...that way she can think about her boobs while she stands in line for basic services.

Thank you Heidi for being proof for whatI've been saying all only. Nothing matters in this life except the Dick. No girl on earth has any qualities worth mentioning if the biggest dick in the room isn't standing at attention for you. In this life only Dick Matters.

Is that a suicide scar on right wrist in pic #7?

I agree with the others that Montag is a shallow, needy whiner. That whole thing about wondering if her boyfriend is looking at other women? wow, she must be a joy to date.

But, not all American women think that way! Hell, I do pin-up/fetish videos and photos for a living, and I've never felt the slightest urge to get any sort of plastic surgery. And I'm not some genetic Barbie, either. 100% real, not perfect girl.

There are plenty of women who are confident with their bodies the way that they are. I just wish that insecure morons would keep their mouths shut; she is most definitely part of the problem.

All she needs now is a personality!

Let me also say that I am a doctor. A cuban raised doctor which makes me not completely, totally pathetic, and retarded. The only thing I need worked on is my big mouth, and relaying fact based information. Other than that, I'm definately better than all of you. Except Jimbo.

I love the taste of Dick Matter.

where is the engagement ring?

ok, I'll say it....................her dress is fucking ugly and out of date (60's)

If she has the money to get elective surgery, why is she wearing shoes that are at least a full size too big for her? Go buy some shoes that fit and quit borrowing out of your brother the Tranny's closet.

I'm not going to bash her for getting fake boobies...It's her money and her risk. I feel bad that people think they need that stuff though. If you're scared your boyfriend isn't going to want you because you have small tits, how are you going to deal with getting older? I bet when she's 40 she's going to start getting a lot of freaky bad plastic surgery.

Moral of my post: Someone who doesn't want you without fake tits and a fake nose probably isn't going to take care of you when you're ill or stick by you if you get disfigured in an accident.

I noticed the ring was missing too. I wonder...

I think the moral of the story is: you don't have to get plastic surgery if you're willing to do amazingly insane things with your butt. Sexual things. Heidi, you should have concentrated on your heiny. Everybody would have forgotten all about your skeeter bites.

Nice sex hole #24.

@33,
You'd be amazed at what my tight ass has done for me.
And of course, sucking cocks, helps.

spencer looks like he's got semen spread out all around his mouth. i hate his face.

31, sad part was, her daddy or Spencer probably paid for it.

I never noticed that her boobs weren't even an A cup. Hey Heidi, I doubt anyone notices, because once they see your mug, they keep moving to the next girl.

Who is she again and why should I care?

Put a banana in her and shut her up already.

I hope she dies in a fire. And her feet are ugly too.

F minus.

OK so where are the fake tits? If she paid for those she should ask for her money back

she's a smart one.

oh god her feet are disgusting! I nearly puked!

ORIGINALLY POSTED BY VIOLET SIN

I agree with the others that Montag is a shallow, needy whiner. That whole thing about wondering if her boyfriend is looking at other women? wow, she must be a joy to date.

But, not all American women think that way! Hell, I do pin-up/fetish videos and photos for a living, and I've never felt the slightest urge to get any sort of plastic surgery. And I'm not some genetic Barbie, either. 100% real, not perfect girl.

There are plenty of women who are confident with their bodies the way that they are. I just wish that insecure morons would keep their mouths shut; she is most definitely part of the problem.

dont ever talk about another persons appearance when this is what YOU look
like

http://www.sexyvioletsin.com/images/PICT0025.jpg dont click that unless you want nightmares,

so much for making fun of reality tv whores when you are actually one

UGH that pictures is horrible

Eh, I don't even care enough to insult her (but care enough to type, I guess). It's hard to fault someone for doing what millions of other dummies around the world have already done. At least fake boobs are a tip-off to the rest of us that we needn't bother talking to you, or we'll have to hear all about your fake boobs and what procedure you're saving up for next. "51% sweetheart, 49% bitch" t-shirts are also a good way to tell that the person wearing it should be avoided at all times. Keep on labeling yourselves, ladies, to prove how empowered you are. And I'll keep walking quickly in the opposite direction.

and i honestly this is how you people spend yoru lives, ive read the horribly pathetic comments on here once and thought never again, until he footnoted the post

leave this people alone you fucking ugly hypocrites

Just kidding, I don't care about tits. Where are her testicles?

(@ROFL AT YOU GUYS)

ENGLISH motherfucker! Do-you-speak-it???

@45 is this how you spend your life? commenting on other peoples comments... you're pathetic.

Violet Sin...I have been trying to get Dita Von Teese to marry me in a different string but all she does is accuse me of stalking. Will you marry me? I think making fetish videos in a natural body is the way to go. Let's you and I get together and lick each others toes.

And as a Cuban Doctor, I performed Heidi's surgery. I think she looks good, huh? She looks like a little princess! *WINK!*

Her testicles aren't as big as TT's.
TT came over last night and I sucked he/she's big fat cock. I couldn't swallow the whole load, so TT busted the rest all over my face. I really love that sissyboy juice.

yeah 47, i was wondering that myself.

43, i don't think violet sin said a word about Heidi's appearance. so try some reading comprehension while you're learning english, fuckstain.

@51 Fuck you troll, go blow your dead brother. You know you still dream about him coming into your room and sliding you the high hard one!!

What EVER!!!! WTF!! Can't you guys totally get a fucking life?????? I HAVE a life. A real one. I don't come here to do what you do!!!!!!!!! Which is being totallly lameos. I'm like, whatever!

@51,
Yeah, what the real Jimbo said.

Fucking shit-for-brains

Sadly, she does look a bit like Tori Spelling-just prettier.
Such a mean girl though-that makes her really ugly
no matter what she has done to herself.

Fuck! Why did I say "hard one" in that last comment?! Spontaneous ejaculation. Again. And I already used up my spare office pants this morning. Fuck!

I tell you, that dream is always getting me in trouble. The last time I had a girl over, I fell asleep and had the dream, and she woke up and saw me moaning into the pillow with my ass all up in the air. She grabbed the $100 off the bedstand and bolted! Fuck!

45. ROFL AT YOU GUYS - September 26, 2007 3:14 PM
and i honestly this is how you people spend yoru lives, ive read the horribly pathetic comments on here once and thought never again, until he footnoted the post
leave this people alone you fucking ugly hypocrites
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LOL First off... are you drunk??!... Second, or are you joking ?... You're calling other people a hypocrite when infact you yourself portray one in your comments very well.
Oh well ..doesn't matter ............Fuck ya to hell FAT BITCH.

so apparently 43/54 took did take english lessons...from Heidi. good choice, retard.

Apparently, bob is back with his/her vagina.

You guys are cracking me up today. So much so that I am willing to share my lunch with all of you. Egg salad anyone?

Man.....this chick needs a personality transplant, and quick. Talk about "into herself".......

yes bob is back. so i guess the name on here has to be my real name?? bob are my fucking initials ass-raper.

Wow she just turned 6 judging from the cake, and if you click on the cake pic, you will see demon pedophile eyes. Seriously, do it. They will burn your soul!!!

Next will be a "stolen" sex tape and she'll get all excited when one (deluded) internet blog comment says she looked hot.

FRIST - wow, are you high?! And will you share?

I LOVE the pic with the fingers-frozen-in-snap-position. The snapping while dancing is in my top ten Hilarious Insecure Club Behaviors. Goes hand in hand with worrying that your date is checking out the woman next to you with bigger jugs.

I could never respect any woman with breast implants. Poor self-esteem and the practise of defining one's self-worth by cup size (in either direction) is VERY unattractive.

I find it hard to believe that anyone finds her interesting enough to interview her, in fact I'm bored just talking about how bored I am with her, so BYE!!!

Now, all she needs to do is get rid of the sack dresses!!!

This woman is NUTS. Here I am a size 4 with an F cup. They get in your way and it's impossible to golf. The backaches are daily and one day she'll wish for her AA cup.

Kinda jumpy today, FRIST. Are you in withdrawal?

Beth,
Got any pictures of your F-cups, you'd like to share?

Poor Beth. She has to dial a "1" to talk to her nipples.

#'s 1 and 2, I didn't know this was a race to see who was the biggest dork. Veggi, you are a seasoned veteran, act like it. More is expected out of you.

On a different note for a change, am I the only one who wants to beat the hell out of this dude? No blonde moustaches. This guy reminds me of the rich fem-boys who got BMW's for their 16th birthdays in high school. I can't decide if I want to bash his face in or grab him by the collar, spit in the palm of my hand and bitch slap him about 15 times in a row in front of his "girlfriend."

And those boobs are all she is going to have for the rest of her life, till they fall off. www.gossipgonewild.com

Actually I think the dress suits her. All it needs is a bar code and "White Girl" in black lettering.

Beth,
I know it is adolescent of me. But If you ever want someone to oogle your boobies, well hell, I will. Doctor Fish says F-cup back ache is relieved when the female in pain hears the sighs of a male who is oogling her boobies. Don't believe all that Dick Matters talk cuz boobs are boss.

Speaking of Trolls...

The guy and girl this post is originally about, are just plain, boring... and wannabe celebs. you know... some people think Fame=success/power, and they want that. They don't realize, real power comes from knowledge and wisdom.
Neither of which they have. In fact, they came up wanting.

whoopi goldberg has bigger tits than jessica alba, but people generally prefer jessica alba. i wonder alessandra ambrosio ever worries about being in a room with your average lunch lady that would have bigger tits than her....
TITS ARE NOT THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT IMPORTANT!!!
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS LOOK AROUND TO REALIZE!

A real Original. What a special young lady-brains, talent a strong moral code now Beauty!

You guys are stupid. She's hot as fuck. I would wreck that.

I don't know, she's rather plain looking.

I just had explosive diarrhea that was sexier than her. I'd like to punch this bitch in the cunt.

should have gotten a new chin for that still big & fucked up tooter

They are the New Tori Spelling & Ian Ziering of 2007 ...Post *90210
Notice how he has the same Brillo Pad Hair ...it wouldn't lift up from his scalp in a hurricane ~ and most likely, when he jumps out of the pool it dries instantly like a dogs hair.
She's got the Tori look down pat in pic 4 ..
Assclowns.. LOL ..

and 81~ "whoopi goldberg has bigger tits than jessica alba, but people generally prefer jessica alba."

Uh .. well .. I can't believe you just coupled these two in the same sentence under the same circumstance. Jesus Christ what the fuck are you smoking?..
WHoopie Goldberg should only ever be mentioned in the same sentence with that of Alpo, Gravy Train ... or something along those lines.

They are irritating just to look at.

"Then I thought, I don’t care. If I don’t wake up, it’s worth it."

that speaks volumes.
i sometimes wish we could take everyone who agrees with that statement and just gas them and get it over with.

I was at the airport yesterday, Hiedi and Lauren were on magazine covers right next to eachother.....Hiedi is WAY WAY uglier

who the hell writes for this site, it's so uninspiring and repetitiously boring

49 - thank you, you made my day. ;P

43 - Lessee... I didn't say anything about her body, have nothing to hide regarding how I look or earn my living (FFS, I link my site), and mentioned myself that I have a natural not-barbie body. Not really sure what you are trying to say here, buddy.

DONT KNOW IF ANYONE ELSE NOTICED.... SHE'S NOT WEARING HER ENGAGMENT RING IN ANY OF THESE PHOTOS!

If she was feeling THAT bad, then the surgery is a good thing.

As for the ring.....
"HAVE BOOBS WILL TRAVEL."
lol

What bothers me is that she looked MUCH hotter before the surgery. The boobs look fake as hell and her previous nose gave her face character while now she just looks like your run of the mill LA stripper. What these dumb bitches don't understand is that guys like boobs, and it doesn't really matter what size they are. When she was next to that big boobed girl, her boyfriend probably was checking out that chick. And now, when she's next to a small breasted girl (or a girl with a rack just as big as hers, only natural) he'll be checking that girl out. That's just the way guys are. You looked good before Heidi. Now you look worse. Dumb move.

Right.
I don't feel sorry for her.
Deal with your nose and fucking tit size. That is not torture. Every single person is uncomfortable about something - that is just part of life. I don't know a woman at all who hasn't suffered extreme self-consciousness or dislike for a body part, etc.
Fuck this sad bitch with no personality. She is still blank on the inside. And 21. What a loser. Now she has no feeling in her tits, but that's okay because they are only for other people's pleasure, right? Way to be a woman. Puke on her. Fucking Hollywood needs a reality check!!!!

Pix 8, 9, 11... she should get some shoes that fit. Those make her look like Minnie Mouse or sumthin'...

I remember when the before/after pictures of her were on the covers of the tabloids. My roommates and I would look at them while waiting in line at the checkout... she looks the same to me. Her boobs are probably bigger, but if she was going to spend money on getting her nose done, why didn't she opt for something aesthetically appealing... as opposed to a slightly smaller and uglier looking nose?

I must sayy that you all are freakin hilarious.

But everyone knows- tits were so 1990's, 2000's are alll about the boooty!

you know, she may not be the brightest bulb, but I see her going further than Lauren Conrad. She's not so cute, she's got an ugly boyfriend, but she is talented in that she can at least sing. oh well, you can't have it all in life, now can ya?

whoa! I just looked at a pic of heidi pre surgery, and she was way cuter before she messed up her nose! why would she do that????

# 101... Let me get this correct... did you just say She can sing???

Clearly you have not hear her pre- studio shop fix up!! She did an impromptu performance at this same very birthday bash for herself (in which- hmm funny how around the celebration and her cake- you dont see any friends, celebrating your birthday with a douche sporting a blond porn star stasche is not hot) She sucks at singing and sounds like a whiny mousey robot. Clearly you are a captain save a hoe... Shall i tighten your cape?

Those aren't boobs, they're lies!!

i LOVE how there is NO ONE else in any of the pics of her birthday 'party'...a little friendless, heidi?

i LOVE how there is NO ONE else in any of the pics of her birthday 'party'...a little friendless, heidi?

Wow katiiiie- really quick to pick up on something i pointed out in post 101... I swear sometimes people dont read this site... Witty comments come from originality....

Wow katiiiie- really quick to pick up on something i pointed out in post 101... I swear sometimes people dont read this site... Witty comments come from originality....

sorry for ze double posting

By the way, who the hell is she???????????.

Wow, great posts today! Some points I must repeat and others I must add to: Blondes can be either so pretty...or...SO BORING. Guess which one she is? Plain, plain, plain. Other than the Tori Spelling thing, she's in the mold of looking exactly the same as about 10 million other girls. I can't believe how many people with okay and unique noses mess them up with surgery, while so many with BAD ones claim to be SO beautiful. Tits are a dime a dozen. They're all shapes, sizes, skin tones, etc.,...throw in the nipples and areolas and there are millions of combinations. Stuffing implants into lean tissue makes a ricockulous looking breast, ala Posh Spice. Even those with just nipples for hooters can be given orgasms with the proper foreplay. Men look at ALL women. Just because a chick with bigger jugs is only at first more noticeable, guys will look at the cute, small-breasted chick next to her JUST AS MUCH if not more. Attraction is about SO MANY things, and every one of them is different for every individual. I like the whole package, so I gotta really rip on her nasty-ass feet. Why get a boob and nose job and not take care of the peds?!?! Something that is basically 100% free and can be taken care of yourself, including wearing the RIGHT SIZED shoes. Dum Dum DUMB. Oh yeah, and great call on the idiotic non-approved blonde brillo pad porn beard. His facial hair is perfect for his personality, and those guys always end up getting beat up badly, so better keep your eyes peeled, Spency Boy.

Hey at least she admits it...unlike everyone else in hollywood.

Why the fuck didn't Little House on the Prairie have deep, moral messages like this. All they had were shit episodes about family and doing the right thing. Never even ONE episode about getting breast implants for the good of the world.

Fuck that shit.

no engagment ring? did they call it off? i wisssshhhh!

does anyone know where she got the ring she's wearing in this photo? http://thesuperficial.com/image.php?path=/2007/09/0926_heidi_montag_birthday_07.jpg

i want one!!

Well shit. Here we go again, one less tiny-tittied, big nosed broad for me to go after. I'd never fuck her now. Sorry babe, but you wasted twenty grand. Guys still won't like you.

Horsefaced.

what a stupid cunt rag.

now she has ugly bags for tits.

you can't make a AA cup look good with implants.
they just look like balloons.

i want plastic surgery too!!!!

How has no one realized or commented that Spencer Pratt is wearing NIKE socks with his GUCCI loafers?

http://thesuperficial.com/image.php?path=/2007/09/0926_heidi_montag_birthday_03.jpg

It's a shame she can't do anything about that massive chin . . .

I liked her with no ta-ta's and that unaltered nose. Dang, now she looks like every other retard in ho-wood.

Thank you, #76, for finally commenting on the real pathetic part of the picture-Spencer!
I swear I want to run him over with my Mercedes. (yes, I'm blonde, prettier than Heidi before and after her $20k self-esteem fix surgery, and have a Mercedes. Oh and I'm a girl, and I'm American....!!) Hate me now!

51,85,86,I personally don't like seeing your graphic-stupid "dick" comments. Go to a porn site and get off..stop ruining this one with your gross fantasy world. You guys pretend to think t's funny but I don't know any guys that would write all that crap so often. Don't they have lonely-guy sites for that?

It offends my eyes to read a post hoping it's funny and have to visualize your gross boy dreams.
But they're real....and they're spectacular.

Who the fuck is she?

Did anyone notice the Douche Bags socks? Who wears 300.00 shoes with nike socks? This guy.

when are idiots going to stop being treated as celebrities?

well, on a side note... and speaking of all this drama, has anyone ever visited www.mydeathspace.com ?? their forum is CHOCK FULL of drama

man wtf is this? where are the cross dressing pictures of Oscar De'Lahoya hahaha now thats entertainment... this bitch is just stupid.

114, i would guess at Claire's or a gumball machine at Walmart.

I'd actually pay money to see Spencer punched square in the face.

Wheres Heidi's fake engagement ring?

First off, why are these people "celebrities"? That show The Hills, nothing but mentally handicapped-pseudo-wannabe celebrities. I've seen better acting on dates. Secondly, Rhinoplasty was worth accidently dying on the operating table? Fuck, how misguided is that? I've got a big nose too, but ya' know what I do about it? I fucking deal with it like a rational adult. That being said, there's nothing wrong with a little breast augmentation. Ladies, you could always be just a smidge bigger. Fact.

123 Blondamnation, truly pretty girls don't need to tell others that they're pretty. So eat my diarrhea, snatch-face! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

it's funny how she never got any of this or mentioned it until she started dating Spencer. so she found a boyfriend she apparently loves so much and STILL felt compelled to get a butchered nose and tits? oh, please.

That chick's face is longer than Sarah Jessica Parker's. Why does she always have it tilted to weird fucking angles? And I always find it funny to watch skeletons with mangled toenails dance. This bitch is so goofy looking, she wasted all that money on surgery.

I don't care about that show; had it explained from "Hogan knows best"; his daughter watched it and he tried to connect to her; Who knows if that Heidi is a spoiled bitch;?? the only fact we can comment on is her looks and I actually think she looks damn hot. Of course good looking girls tend to develop a certain kind of behavior but who are we to judge?

If you really are that superficial to judge her by her chin or surgeries your not better than what you try to blame on her.

Who?

Are these pictures taken after the surgery?
If so she needs to get the fuck back in to that hospital and do something about that enormous fucking growth on her face with nostrils in it and get some fucking tits while she's in there. Asshole.

Dude's ugly. But she looks great! If I had less than an A cup I'd get a boob job too.

Who are these people??

Bitch has no lips, that will be the next thing she gets "fixed"

every one has their opinion.even if you dont agree with it so STFU

says the guy who in the first story was making fun of beautiful Kate Hudson for having small breasts.
Are you a hipocrite? Yes I think so

SAD! This loser has no concept of suffering going on in the world. Who the fuck talks like this??? She needs a BITCH SLAP!!

She still looks like a horse. Maybe even more so now.
Team Lauren!

Where is her engagement ring... or did I miss something???

Hello to comment 141. I agree, first he/she complains about Kate Hudson's lack of boobs, but then complains that Heidi got a boob job.
I swear WOMEN just can't win. Damned if you do and damned if you DONT!!
The women that say they don';t believe in boob jobs, have normal to large size boobs. If you have not walked in their shoes, YOU don;t know, so step off!!

NOSE JOBS= If I was to get one you would complain and If I don't you make fun of my big nose, Like I said before, damned if you do......

45 - maybe you should spend more of your time learning how to spell, and stop resorting to internet-speak.

She was WAY cuter and unique with her original nose. Not only now she looks more generic, but the small nose only emphasizes her chin by comparison. I can't believe she worried more about the nose which was proportional for her long face.

I also had a severe self esteem problem, but then I landed a boyfriend who managed to lift it up and make me feel good about myself. I guess that bloke on the pic is not doing his job well!

AAAHHH, what a couple of DOUCHE-BAGS! "I didn't care if I woke up". Oye, WTF kind on an example are you to other stupid, superficial little girls who would rather die that live without big fake soon to be hard as rocks and disfigured boobies! Did anyone tell her they're not there for life? She'll need more operations...scar tissue...Heeelllllooooo.

And WHY oh WHY are these to asshats engaged! WTF is it with people getting engaged as if they're ordering a drink??!. Marriage is supposed to be a life long commitment, not just something you do for a few years....these two twats won't even make it to the alter! And I call them both twats because really.....look at him? Wank.

omg people have got to stop posting stuff about heidi
shes soo annoying and totally brainwashedd!!!
ive had enough of this d-list celebrity that just wants her 5 minutes of famee

Someone needs to skullfuck Heidi Montag...Until she dies.

I'd love to break her new nose with my fist and kick her right in those fake tits. Then we can argue about what kind of surgery would be best for her image. what a shallow dumb ugly wannabe bitch.

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrip OF MY BONG. Thanks I think I have earned it!
This one is for you...............................................................cough cough cough... Peace!