Sep 24 2007Hayden Panettiere is dating Captain Sissypants

FIRST!

I must be old cuz I really have no idea who this chick is, other than seeing her on this site

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Hayden Panettiere is about as sexy as a soccer mom of 3 and she's only 18. She'll probably act like my grandma by 28. Pass.

She's the next Hollywood underager-turn-of-age-slut-turn-coke-whore-turn-rehab-frequenter

Didn't she used to coach the Iowa Hawkeyes in football?

Frist!! Damn you #1...BAHH!H!HAHAHAHAHAHHA

why is she even important? she will be in a drug-induced coma in about 3 years, mark my words. until then....let's move on to more important things.

I am just waiting for her to do Playboy

Ted, that won't work - there are only gays on this blog.

Is this the little girl that just came out of Selma Hayek?

WHO???!!

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

It's ironic, because Jamie Lynn Spears used to be "mini Britney" but now clearly Hayden is - look at those thunder thighs! I guess in the offseason she decided to eat heroically.

Seriously, who? This girl is not even hot... honestly. She'll be the next Lohan, though; I can FEEL IT!

Bring on more Britney.

@9 troll, we all know your brother only pretended to be gay so he would not have to have sex with you.

And where is your brother??? Oh Yeah SFU!!!

Don't worry fish dude. Hayden is saving her virginity for her husband. That means Milo only gets blow jobs and the occasion ride in the poop chute. And you thought this was serious.

She's VERY average...

mmmmmm milo ventimiglia..... YUM!!!!

She's so small, the occasional ride in the poop chute ends up being a blow job.

Lord how Id fuck that until my hips popped out of socket.....such sweet little meat

@4-ryan: you are right!

Milo sounds like a dogs name. She can do better.

this story is breaking the week that the new season premieres. how interesting.

This chick has enough room on that forhead to start a storage business

Ive got something to cover that forehead with, and it aint butterfly kisses

Milo Ventimiglia sounds like a skin condition

Damn! ~ What a HUuuuuge head for that size body.

3. Rod Tidwell - September 24, 2007 1:01 PM

Hayden Panettiere is about as sexy as a soccer mom of 3 and she's only 18. She'll probably act like my grandma by 28. Pass.
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Actually, soccer moms of three are pretty damn hot these days. Of course you probably live in one of those ugly chick parts of the country like Central Florida. One visit to a soccer field in Arizona or California will have you packing your bags.

Seems to me she points more toward Jessica Simpson than Brit. Say what you will about her looks, she's too young for me-but I think she and Jess are both smarter than Brit

I hope I'm not the only one 100% skeeved out by this. He's 30, and she turned 18 like a week ago...also he plays her uncle on TV, its very creepy.

It was also widely reported the Milo was frequently verbally and emotionally abusive to Alexis Bledel (daughter on Gilmore Girls) over the 2 years they dated. Now he's dating an 18-year-old? guys like that have issues

mmmmm...... Roomba....

You ever post something apart from stuff about her? I bet you have that odd surname in your clipboard all the time.
Shes not even that hot...

Wait...WHAT?!? If she's dating Milo Ventimiglia, then what was she doing sucking my cock last night???

hey jrzmommy at #1, thanks for telling us what grade you're in.

#1, you have been around a while. Suffice it to say that we have come to expect more out of you than "FIRST!" Act like you've been there before. Come on now.

And white Raybans? Those went out in '87 and are not back in. Sweet shades. Holy Christ.

hey 34, um, yeah that is almost as annoying as people saying "first" because it's soon to be as unoriginal.

#30 - I didn't realize he was so old. And yeah, 100% agree with you. Creepy...and sounds like he has some issues. Now how am I gonna be able to watch the season premier tonight and not feel all weird about them.

Dude, seriously? Milo is like twelve years older than Hayden! That's ridiculous, he should be dating me instead. I'm only ten years younger.

Stupid Hayden.

#33. Hayden learned from her father that the 1st thing u do to when meeting a guy is make his zipper monster calm down. She is very good with wood. About the only man with whom hayden has not had to battle the zipper monster is Tom Cruise. Tom told her it was because he loved his Katie but then Milo walked in and Tom's zipper monster got ready to attack. Milo asked Hayden why this was happening if she was good with wood and then he remembered it's that Tom Cruise guy. Milo quickly left the room.

Wait.. She's 18 and he's like 30 I think. That is only mildly disturbing and slightly inapropriate...

Yea... Liacin. That fucker's 30 yrs old.

She's crazy

#36 - at least she's not wearing fucking solar panels like most other women today. I appreciate a woman who chooses sunglasses with lenses smaller than her face.

I think people dont care about ages anymore. Younger women like oldder men just like men like milf's. Anyway who cares how old you are we all fuck the same.

Bone the cheerleader Bone the World

She is damn hot. All I really see is haters in here. The next Britney? The next Lohan? What makes you guys experts on who is gonna do drugs and go to rehab? Just because she is 18 and in the last year or so become really famous doesn't mean she is gonna end up like those coke whores.

YAWN!

snore.

I just want to bend this chick over my table and fuck her brains out.

Just sayin....

from his bio in IMDB

"When he was seven, his two sisters used to dress him up like Madonna!"

He was issues alright.

im not sure why...but i think i love Hayden Panettiere...even though at times it looks like she could use some help with her attire...but maybe thats part or her charm...

Looking at these pictures reminds me that it is time to buy my pumpkin! Until now I haven't seen anyone with a head three times the size of their ass. Jenna Jamison's boyfriend Tito Jackson is a close second. And a few sports mascots.

Mr Fish, please find some new people for us to make shit out of. Since we're all perfect, you don't have to be picky. Picking on Brit is like going to a retirement home and hiding Easter eggs from the Alzheimer's patients. Yeah, it's fun for a week or two, but then you start to feel badly.

Come to think of it, I might go to the Macy's Day Parade this year.

#52 - I never feel bad doing that. Am I a bad person? :-(

Oh yeah: just want to remind everyone that I would absolutely love for Hayden to slobber all over my cock right before I squirt my load into her pretty mouth.

I'm just sayin....

started to like hayden...she's quite cute~

I'm retarded and eat my own poop. Help me. Help me! help me help me...

Not that I think any of them are hot, they look weird, and Heydens head is like that of an alien, but I wouldn't hesitate for a second to place a shared cum shot on these faces. It would make an interesting picture.

http://img8.imagehaven.net/img/AJXND8EYLZ_haydenpanettiereandrihannabackstageatmtvvma.jpg

Hayden Panettiere was attacked by crazy fans!

http://www.pollsb.com/polls/poll/2473/hayden-panettiere-attack-of-the-autograph-seeking-fans

Fish, we've got to team up and do something about it. You want Hayden, I want Milo. Ha. Stat!

You know i was hoping they would be a thing on the show untill i found out that was her uncle...but hey the real life relationship is even better

Okay, I finally watched this girl's show for the first time last night and it is official, she is a hobbit! A hobbit with supernatural powers and an uncanny ability to annoy the sh!t out of you with her eyebrows. I think it's funny that anyone would find her attractive. You must like having sex with midgets.

i doubt one of milo's friend would ever talk to a magazine cause he's known to be an extremely private person.

she went home with my cigar still lodged in her twat.

She is a flawless princess! I wanna eat her pussy & butthole!

TEEN GIRLS ARE THE BEST! FIRM TIGHT LIL BODIES!HE IS LUCKY! GO MILO!

That was your dad moron!

riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.No doubt your obese ass is hotter.dumb bitch.

I love hayden
So yeah thats all