Sep 12 2007Hayden Panettiere hugs a dude named Sarah Silverman

Sarah S a dude? Seriously, she's funny as hell and hot! Hottest JAP around!

She look gorgeous - to be dressed so casual - great bod

she must be a hairy thing-you can see were her 'stache gets waxed.

Oh...I thought that was Amy Winehouse and she had put on a few pounds in the last month. Who is Sarah Silverstein?

Those are some nice weird mens sweat pants from the 1970's. It's like we're going back in time...

Doesn't it look like SilverMAN is trying to crush Hayden?

Sarah can look hot, but here she looks like the guy who tried to wash my windshield at a stop light this morning.

You must be thinking Shel Silverstein, #4. Sarah SilverMAN.

Who is the corpse dressed in white (#5)? Her mom?

Silverman, Silverstein............MEH....what's the difference?

Sarah can be hot as hell when she wants. Check her out in the old Greg the Bunny show, you'll see what I mean.

Sarah is either a "catcher" for the other team or she is a hardcore feminist! Either way, anyone who can look Paris in the eye and call her a whore has balls the size of TT's!

Hayden has some naaaaaasty eyebrows

@11
LOL

My balls were especially big and swollen this morning.

Sarah Silverman raped me.

Sarah Silverman is the perfect transitional sex partner on your way over to Texas Tranny.

@13--Thats because of those tight panties! Take them off and come over here!

@16
You know I get them at Victoria's Secret. LOL

Ok, I'll take them off, but can I leave on the rest of my pretty lingerie?

OOOOOOOOOOOH MYYYYYYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOD! Are these the only pair of shoes this girl owns?

He needs a shave.

Who is letting Hayden Fly in that outfit?

INAPPROPRIATE!

I hate that chick

http://testosterone-zone.com
Daily Babe and retro video games

She definitely is displaying dude qualities here. Pulled down ball cap and the 5 o'clock shadow are dead giveaways

@22
Not to mention the strap-on dildo she has.

Sarah Silverman is infinitely more fuckable than that Hayden Planetarium bitch.

Check out that last pic - who wouldn't want to pound that chubby midget butt? Silverman, hmm, I dunno...if she was in her "looking hot" mode (seems like an urban myth, but whatever), and she got off a few good harsh jokes, I might have the common courtesy to give her a reach-around. If we got that far, that is - she must have a Robbin-Williams-hairy browneye.

What guy wouldn't want his uncircumcised cock stroked by those man hands and hairy jew forearms?

sarah silverman is hot, those are just terrible pics of her. i know, she's not underage / borderline jailbait so she's not your type, but, hey you know, whatever

i wanna be the meat in that sandwich

there. was that relevant enough?

LOL

That is a pretty funny little run in actually.

And hopefully this whole mess will leave an impression on Hayden like: Its better to be hot and working, than fat, boozey and out of work like Brit and Lohan

God I'd love to balls deep litle hayden.. I've waited months to be able to say that too.

Dude looks like a lady......

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Sarah's face looks like he's got a boner.

Jimmy Kimmel said even Sarah's shits are hairy.

Check out the lumpy calves and huge bunions on Hayden's mom. YIKES! Ol' girl should maybe wear pants and Uggs instead.

Hayden would have been thrown off the plane in those shorts if she'd flown Southwest!

Okay, that explains his relationship with Jimmy Kimmel. I always KNEW he's a woman-hating gay.

#34 above...ROFLMAO

I'd hit it.

/obligatory

oh, i see i've already been here this morning. I must have been asleep, either that or 34 was my troll. maybe?

p0nk,

This is what the Fish does when it does not have any new posts. They just move the old ones back to the top. Did you find a better place to hang out?

Silvermans smiling fugly face looks like the Scream Mask. Haydens mother is going for the Dina Lohan look............ and Hayden looks like Eddie Munster from the eyes up.

Hayden was exercising her famous sense of humor: That was Wilmer Valderama (or however he spells his name) on the flight impersonating Sarah Silverman.

still looking jimbo.

wally, just a suggestion...and i'm really trying to be helpful here. The trolling is getting old, you could actually be funny at times but your OCD with pedophilia and anal/scatalogical references are a dead giveaway that you really need some help. Thank about it please.

You're seriously getting on my nerves Superfic.

Not posting enough; posting crap.

@44

Ok, then, lets you and me go somewhere we can suck each other's cock and fuck our manginas.

Do you have a big cock?

DUMB......BITCH

Sarah Silverman rules. She's fucking hilarious

I'm just happy we had a post that didn't include some loser typing "frist" on it.

Who's the 'Glenda The Good Witch' clone? Or is that Victoria Beckham on a good day?

Jimbo knows it's schack trolling with the scat refs and the pedo comments. Just fyi.

proof:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=heirhead

46. I was referring to Hayden after her excruciatingly lame comeback.

Picture 13: That man is embarrassed.

who is that wrinkly, ducky lady behind hayden in the white dress?

Sarah Silverman go way back. She tried to make out with me under the bleachers in high school. I said look, for the last time, I'm NOT a lesbian!!!

So I let her feel me up instead. But only for a second!!!

Sarah Silverman is the fugliest most unfunny jew on the planet. No one laughed at her jokes except for out of sympathy. I dont care if they're Britney's kids, making fun of someones children is uncalled for.

God bless both of them.

Sarah Silverman is NOT hot. Those pictures of her here...that's what she REALLY looks like without photoshopping and careful lighting and lots and lots of makeup.And she's NOT funny. Here's an example of her cutting edge humor: "Paris Hilton likes penises". "Britney Spears is slutty" "I was raped by (fill in the blank). Her fans are utterly moronic, which is why they find her "hot" and "hilarious". She's a ghastly cunt.

FRIST - How was it to be felt up by Sarah Silverman?

Wtf? people are calling Hayden ugly? The girl is fucking hot as hell.

Jimbo, she was surprisingly gentle

Whoever the dude running this website is - STOP TRYING TO BE FUNNY. You are not Perez and you never will be. I've just wasted 5 min. of my life on your stupid site and I won't be back.

Ciao.

Is it me or does Hayden have six toes on her left foot in the third pic?

Haha Andrea thinks Perez is funny. Thats rich. Perez is nothing but a self indulged homo.

#61 Andrea - did you really leave, or was that just my Norton Antivirus kicking in?

#57 - great analysis! spot on

#3,

The upper lip is probably how high her pubes go.

PS - I really want to cum on Hayden's little eyebrows.

Wanna know whats really up with Sarah? Visit GetURFix by clicking my username. Haha I said User.

xoxo
The Gossip Dealers

They edited out the part where Sarah writes a really edgy joke on the wall above her urinal.

If I was on a flight and seated next to Hayden in those short shorts, I would calmly buckle my seatbelt, patiently wait until takeoff is over and we're airborne, then unzip my pants, turn directly to stare at Hayden, and jerk off furiously while trying not to blink. I bet I could get in a good 3 minutes before being ducktaped to my seat for the rest of the flight. It'd be totally worth it.

That can't be Sarah Silverman. It's obviously Dave Grohl.

I love Sarah Silverman. Britney is washed up... shes rotten stank pussy trailer park trash and I wouldve said so if Id had the chance to...

Out of all the celebs today, Sarah is the only one who doesnt censor herself to please everyone else. The bitch is as fierce as me... and thats sayin something.

lotsa love,
jess

Oh joy. Hours later and we're still on a Jewish sasquatch manhandling a little girl. Wake me up when something fun happens.

I heard her fingers smell like a walrus's ass.

sarah is far from funny and far from good looking... and anyone that thinks perez hilton is funny needs to just end their life this instant.

lol, you called a girl a guy ... roflmao.

(yawn)

Those paparazzi are so annoying ...

I'd love to do a 3-way with them. I could probably fuck Hayden for hours if Sarah was there naked to keep me from being able to cum.

A long time ago, when she was struggling to get noticed, Sarah Silverman did a short film in NYC where she got naked. At one point, she picks up her panties off the floor, and you get a direct shot of her bent-over butt. It strongly resembles Richard Nixon's face, complete with the 5-o'clock shadow.

Is that a pic of Hayden hugging Fez from that 70's show?

Ya' know, I didn't think Hayden Panettiere was very hot. But after seeing her so much, I have become incredibly attracted to her. Look at her, she just got off of flight, all be it a short flight, and she looks that like she just had herself styled. I just wanna take a bite-out of her little bubble-ass while inhaling violently through my nose. And Sarah Silverman, I'd do her too. Maybe not. She's more of a girl's guyish girlfriend. Or a guy's girl. Whatever.

I wanna eat Princess' Hayden's pussy & rim her fudge tunnel something wicked!!!!

I liked that. "You can ask her yourself. She's right there."

"Look, the girl from Heroes!"
"Look, it's Sarah Silverman!"

Damn, Sarah's hot!!!

I'd make the hairy christkiller kneel down, then scream "This one's from Jesus!" and spurt a gigantic thick load all over her face.

Hayden's got a cute little body..

i met hayden over the weekend and shes so fake shes almost a barbie

I hate hate hate sarah silverman...but loves that hayden...
come hate more www.myspace.com/wewatchreality

For some reason it give me a little peace that Sarah was attacked instead of Britney in this post. I never really hear anyone dogging on her...him, her. Whatever :)

silverman is a shock-value lowest-common-denominator "comedienne" whose unoriginal style of humor is based specifically on the put-down and upon being "edgy". her prominence is an access issue.

for the record, i'm no fan of spears.

hayden is about to go for a ride. o, the things she'll do!

#89 above: Spot on.

Sarah Silverman sucks. Aren't her 15 minutes up already?

please drop the chewing gum! you look like an ugly cow
serious!

Hayden's eyebrows look like two twats on her face.

And Sarah Silverman is one scary looking dude.

As if I didn't like Silverman enough. Now I find out she (he?) is a Red Sox fan.

Hayden's got a nice @ss.

Sarah SilverJew is a filthy, insensitive, vulgar Khunt. Just like all nasty Jewz. Se needs to go on vacation back in time to Auschvitz. Pig and whore.
ONLY reason she exists publicly is because she is jewish. Inn way is she funny or talented in the least.
Aufwiedersehen.

I don't understand all this "Sarah S is hot" shit. Do the cons at San Quentin have internet access? MAYBE the lifers there might want to fuck her.

Jrzmommy is a self-hating jew.

#62

No, you're the only one with 6 toes on your left foot.

Hayden's mom is a zombie. Or the creature from LA's black lagoon.

@ 61, Andrea,

"Whoever the dude running this website is - STOP TRYING TO BE FUNNY. You are not Perez and you never will be. I've just wasted 5 min. of my life on your stupid site and I won't be back.

Ciao."

I'll bet you read this, you 36 year old valleygirl wannabe troll.

HAND

79. FEZ!!!

Bwahahahaha!! Excelente!

this chick hugging the dude comes a dime a dozen. I could find a better looking girl tonight at 7 eleven. Her body is sub par at best and her face has no exotic features....yawn. She doesn't even make a good looking girl next door (if you needed to categorize). And girls next door are ranked at the lowes form of sex symbols. Any young girl with good skin is considered to be that...Mark my words...In 3 years she will be a fat shitney look a like.

***lotsa love to hayden from aus and msia***

I would fock the shit out of her - I bet she hasnt had any black in her

Click on the third picture of Hayden and focus on her right foot that b**ch has hammer toes

thats funny, you make fun of sarah,,ya she makes way more money than you....

#26 a list of jewish female celebs for you to hate on
yasmeen bleethe
phoebe cates
cindy margolis
rachel weisz
alicia silverstone
amanda peet
keri russell
kate hudson
sarah michelle gellar
jennifer love hewitt
jennifer connelly
joss stone
evan rachel wood
natalie portman
scarlette johanssen
rachel bilson
amanda bynes
mila kunis
brooke burke
.... there are many more. most people in hollywood are orignally jewish anyways, so its funny to point out someone on tv for being jewish

Regarding how SS is dressed, fashion is far from neccessary on a flight. Comfort is the main concern, especially when it's a lengthy trip. Also, SS is hiding a real nice body under her clothes. I'd eat it eight ways from August with Jimmy kimmel tied up in the room, watching, explaining to him that "this is how it's done".

OMG! Now I know where I've seen that girl before!! It's Adam Goldberg!

I've hacked into and used the FBI's facial recognition system, and "Sarah" Silverman really really is Fez. Really.

Shockingly I thought this was Wilmer Valderama cozing up to another underage chick