Sep 4 2007Hayden Panettiere goes to London
Hayden Panettiere took the Heroes promotional tour to London after a stop in Paris last week. I’ve got a great place for her next visit. It’s a hot, sweaty, exotic location where large structures are known to forcibly erupt. That’s right. I’m talking about Hawaii. Wait, what did you think I was talking about? Wow! You people are unbelievable. I happen to have a special place in my heart for our nation’s 50th state and I just thought Hayden would enjoy its tropical beauty. Man, you guys are perverts.
UPDATE: Okay, fine, so I was referring to my crotch. Hayden, one first-class ticket to my pants is on its way to you. Certified mail. Sign “yes” for love – and my wiener.
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Reader Comments
1. mywellrehearsedmistake - September 4, 2007 12:02 PM
umm.... kinda average......
do we need anymore "US teen heartthrobs" in London? What with all the Mickey Mouse Musical kids already running round London town.
2. p0nk - September 4, 2007 12:03 PM
Now that she's legal I care not one whit about this funnyfaced midget.
3. cuesta_rey - September 4, 2007 12:05 PM
she be havin a big dam nose, ya'all
4. Annie Rexia - September 4, 2007 12:05 PM
Can't wait for the sequel: "Hayeden Panettiere Goes To Hell".
5. Uber Jalemon - September 4, 2007 12:07 PM
I'm in lust
6. MR PAPARAZZI - September 4, 2007 12:08 PM
I don't get it.
she's really not hot.
am i the only one? anyone?
7. Jimbo - September 4, 2007 12:09 PM
I have no problem ripping on most of these Hollywood celbs. But, I just can't find anything bad to say about Hayden. She just does her job and minds her own business.
8. OC - September 4, 2007 12:09 PM
I agree with #1, she's very average.
C'mon, we all see girls of this age that are this cute every day. She's nothing special.
9. wedgeone - September 4, 2007 12:12 PM
When she turned 18, I no longer dreamed of lifting her cheerleader skirt and fucking her while she calls me daddy. Seeing these pictures, I'll no longer dream of drenching her face in hot ropey semen. Please do not post pictures of her anus. It's all I've got left.
10. veggo - September 4, 2007 12:13 PM
You could scrape all that make-up off her face and mold a nice volcano science project.
11. Owen Wilson's (limp) slashed wrist - September 4, 2007 12:15 PM
In high school, she's the cute hot little cheerleader. After graduation, she's "oh you mean that short chick? Yeah I guess she's ok".
12. Midget - September 4, 2007 12:16 PM
She is a fucken midget ugh. She has to be about 4'10"
Must look ridiculous in a long gown LOL
13. Jimbo - September 4, 2007 12:16 PM
Hey Veggo, How was your weekend?
14. my comment - September 4, 2007 12:18 PM
Most. Boring.Celebrity.Ever.
15. veggo - September 4, 2007 12:18 PM
A few years ago, it all seemed hot, like fingering your younger sister while she sleeps. Now it seems boring, like giving your older brother head while he watches SportsCenter.
16. Texas Tranny - September 4, 2007 12:18 PM
@11 and 12
She's a "spinner"
17. Iron Mike - September 4, 2007 12:18 PM
Nothing hot about her
18. Hayden looks like Olsen twins - September 4, 2007 12:20 PM
She reminds me of the olsen twins. I think they were really triplets.
19. veggo - September 4, 2007 12:21 PM
@15- you suck dick for coke.
hey jimbo. weekend was good. I made lots of sound choices, but then I covered them in cheese.
20. Lesbo chick - September 4, 2007 12:21 PM
BLAHHH HAYDEN IS TOO SHORT AND AVERAGE LOOKING.
next please
21. Jen - September 4, 2007 12:22 PM
Average = not slutty looking enough for you? She's cute, and not a dirty whore like Lindsay Lohan is. I think she is a good actress and her "average" look fits her role on Heroes.
22. dwarf hayden - September 4, 2007 12:23 PM
Look at her little short arms...looks like a short chicken wing and her legs looks like short drum sticks yuuuuuuuuuuuuucky pooooooooooooo
23. shnoobie - September 4, 2007 12:23 PM
i don't see why so many peeps think she is so hot. she is more muscular and sturdy than my pitbull bullbull
24. wooohah.com - September 4, 2007 12:25 PM
Yea she's hot now but I think in a couple of years she's just gonna be a short plumpy kinda girl who still thinks she's hot. Hillary Duff when she was younger was hotter.
http://www.wooohah.com
Where celebrity goes hip-hop
25. Jimbo - September 4, 2007 12:25 PM
ummm...so you picked out the right vibrators but you have a yeast infection?
26. Jimbo - September 4, 2007 12:27 PM
@15 & 25 Fuck you troll.
I like how you talking about giving your brother head. You use to do that a lot didn't you?
27. Jimbo - September 4, 2007 12:29 PM
@19 Hey Veggo - Did I ever get my Muskrat Love?
28. Kat - September 4, 2007 12:30 PM
I feel borderline pedophilia when looking at pictures like this.
29. Smegma - September 4, 2007 12:30 PM
she is quite the Vixen, the proper word for female fox
30. redneckhat - September 4, 2007 12:32 PM
hot short chicks are the best. You can pick them up easier when you are having sex
31. GiveHerTime - September 4, 2007 12:36 PM
It took Britney years to evolve into the type of girl you expect to see having sex with your dog. Give this girl time. It takes time to become perfect trailer trash.
32. Jimbo - September 4, 2007 12:44 PM
I had a pretty good weekend myself. Hid in my mom's bedroom closet when I heard her go into the bathroom before going to bed. Got a great view as the support-top pantyhose came off. Splooge everywhere. Next morning she talked about going to the cleaners because one of her pantsuits had a weird stain on it. LMAO!
33. Fag - September 4, 2007 12:49 PM
@32
I know what you mean, I hid in my Mother's closet , wearing her panties and watched her boyfriend fuck her. Then she made me lick out her creampie, it was delicious.
34. redinkstain - September 4, 2007 12:51 PM
she's so average/regular looking
and stumpy on top of that.
quit posting pics of her.
35. Bill Maher - September 4, 2007 12:55 PM
why do you idiots keep saying she is average looking, 99% of women are without make up
36. scottl - September 4, 2007 12:57 PM
Again with this chick, what is the growing obession with her
37. Jimbo - September 4, 2007 12:57 PM
@32 Hahaha you so fucking funny troll. Go back to blowing your brother. Opps you can't can you?
38. Celebrity Nudes - September 4, 2007 1:05 PM
I hope she doesn't make the cardinal mistake of waiting too long to pose nude - she's already turning into a penguin!
39. jrzmommy - September 4, 2007 1:11 PM
Dear Diary--
The X blows here in rehab. So do the drinks. I HATE Hayden Pantene! She's so fat. Well, the cute guys from down the all are here...I think we're going to plan a vacation to Paris when we're all out of here...they said something about me and them and the Eiffel Tower.
LL
40. XavierH - September 4, 2007 1:26 PM
39,
You misspelled her name. It's P-L-A-N-E-T-A-R-I-U-M.
41. Mike - September 4, 2007 1:28 PM
#19 Veggo.......no more e-mailing me or what?
42. jrzmommy - September 4, 2007 1:35 PM
Pantera? Like the metal band?
43. Texas Tranny - September 4, 2007 1:42 PM
Panera? Like the bread?
44. veggo - September 4, 2007 1:44 PM
Placenta? Like the afterbirth?
45. bottlesandcansjustclapyourhands - September 4, 2007 1:45 PM
Pangaea? Like the mesozoic period?
46. punchy - September 4, 2007 1:45 PM
there's something about her face that tells me she's pretty dumb. but hot. hot and dumb. good combi.
47. lambman - September 4, 2007 1:47 PM
Hayden is cute, and good at her job: Acting in and promoting Heroes
all you haters knock it off until she has her first DUI!!!!
48. Hocky Socky HA - September 4, 2007 1:49 PM
Patisserie? As in a french bakery?
49. JagedNS - September 4, 2007 2:00 PM
I mentioned this before for another shot of her...they're all the same...her looking into the camera thinking..."I can't believe I'm soooo famous!"
this is one chick that is absolutely lovin' the attention and that's annoying LOL.
50. @47 - September 4, 2007 2:06 PM
u r soooooo gay......r u zac?
51. Chauncey Gardner - September 4, 2007 2:06 PM
This weekend, I saw this barmaid at a club who had one of the prettiest faces I'd ever seen, as well as some mega tits. Then I looked down, and she had a chimp body. Her torso looked right, but her legs were really short, her ass was low, and her arms were proportioned weird. If she did "the wave" she'd look like one of those plastic monkies-in-a-barrel toys, with the arms that hook together. I'd still fuck her, though.
52. Texas Tranny - September 4, 2007 2:08 PM
panetella? Like the cigar?
53. jrzmommy - September 4, 2007 2:09 PM
Pantalones? Like the.....um.......pants? In Mexico? ish.....kinda?
54. Texas Tranny - September 4, 2007 2:11 PM
panocha? As in Mexican sugar?
55. veggo - September 4, 2007 2:12 PM
panoramic, like a wide view of an area?
56. Texas Tranny - September 4, 2007 2:14 PM
panivorous? As in living on bread?
panleukopenia? As in distemper?
57. jrzmommy - September 4, 2007 2:15 PM
Parcheesi? As in the board game?
58. veggo - September 4, 2007 2:17 PM
picallo, as in a short fat flute?
59. veggo - September 4, 2007 2:18 PM
or picollo, for those who prefer correct spelling..............
60. horndog - September 4, 2007 2:19 PM
@38 - those are some niiiiiiiice nude shots on your site!!! I didn't think they looked photoshopped, but I've never seen full nudes for some of the girls (like Maria Sharapova). Are all of them real?
61. Texas Tranny - September 4, 2007 2:20 PM
panties? As in my favorite piece of clothing?
62. Vyque - September 4, 2007 2:22 PM
Can anyone identify the bag she's carrying?
63. jrzmommy - September 4, 2007 2:30 PM
62--Massengil?
64. *** - September 4, 2007 2:39 PM
too much make up - way too much
65. Italian Stallion - September 4, 2007 2:49 PM
I don't see what's so interesting about this stupid cunt? It's like The Superficial picks one stupid bitch a month and puts them on a pedastool (Sp?)..............
66. zzlzlzlzlzlzlzl - September 4, 2007 3:03 PM
I'd fuck her, in the butt.
67. Chauncey Gardner - September 4, 2007 3:33 PM
Pandemic?
68. jack frost - September 4, 2007 3:46 PM
I still dont get the hype around this girl. Shes just simple lookin, not ugly, but simple. Just average, a 6 on a scale 1-10.
there are way better barely legal hoes they could be following around...
like those 2 hoes from the movie "13" , those bitches are grown N sexy now!
or Megan Fox. i cant get enough of that!
69. TS - September 4, 2007 3:58 PM
Never heard of her. Who gives a rat's ass about this chick?
70. 28inch - September 4, 2007 4:44 PM
She's been wearing too much make-up lately. She has such gorgeous hair though, and a nice complexion. Very pretty.
71. curlyfrie - September 4, 2007 5:00 PM
why do we care?! i mean he puts the stupidest celebrity gossip and then at the end puts a stupid joke!! talk about everyone except yourself!!
72. Kristina - September 4, 2007 5:11 PM
You used to bash her, now you like her? strange. she's cute if you like bull dogs
73. floof - September 4, 2007 5:26 PM
this girl is not famous. Stop putting up pictures of her, please.
74. floof - September 4, 2007 5:26 PM
this girl is not famous. Stop putting up pictures of her, please.
75. wedgeone - September 4, 2007 6:18 PM
Schack, you have way too much time on your hands. No one cares about the twisted sickness in your head. Or your ropey semen. Just quit now while your behind.
76. honeycomb's_big_yeah_yeah_yeah! - September 4, 2007 6:40 PM
She looks like Dog the Bounty Hunter's wife, sans 300 pounds. Same cute, truck-like face and everything.
77. MMMSimmons - September 4, 2007 7:17 PM
jrzmommy. i bet all your chins jiggle as you laugh and write such great stuff.
78. Frick! - September 4, 2007 7:40 PM
Well, it looks like she's still enjoying the fame and all the paps attention. We'll see how much longer it goes on before we see her in her sweat pants yelling F You! and flicking the paps off. I don't see the appeal over her either. She reminds me of that creature in the movie "The Chronicles of Narnia"...the faun creature, or whatever the hell it was. Plus she's short and stocky. I've seen much better looking girls just wandering around in regular hometown USA. Other than that, though, she seems like a nice girl w/ a good spirit; not snotty (yet).
79. sexymom - September 4, 2007 10:37 PM
Short and dumpy. Face of a 30 year old at what, 18? Maybe for a short dumpy guy who figures he'd have a shot at her she'd be attractive. I don't get it.
80. Short changed - September 4, 2007 10:41 PM
That child actress surely has quite a future ahead of her once she grows up. She is not done growing, right?
81. justtheobvious - September 4, 2007 10:43 PM
She's better than what I have and half the age, so, I'd do her :)
82. Queefer Bukakke - September 4, 2007 10:50 PM
I want to get my dick stuck in this bitch.
83. bill - September 4, 2007 11:28 PM
stop being jealous you homos and fat chicks ! she is every red blooded mans fantasy girl
84. frenchie - September 5, 2007 12:30 AM
boooooooooooooooring awkward girl with $500 worth of extentions. I could find a better girl at a local 7eleven today.
These sort of girls get fat real quick after the adolescent years are over.Watch how much more humongous her arms, knees and kankles get in the next 1-2 years. She is at the cusp of a total hormonal overhaut. She is waiting to join Shitney in the large curd department. These are her best days...and they ain't that impressive. She better scramble fast to get some real talent.
85. frenchie - September 5, 2007 12:36 AM
How come their mouth never move when that cell is stuck to their ear? Could it be that no one is at the other end? Is it a security blanket? To look like they have a lot going on? To look interesting? Is it the in vogue like rehab?
86. Mama Pinkus - September 5, 2007 12:44 AM
This gal is becoming as over-exposed as Eva Longoria; enough already.
87. AmeriCanadian - September 5, 2007 1:02 AM
I love her shoes and I like her outfit in these pics. Very classy and elegant. Not too many of the other Hollywood whores are classy dressers, eh? I'm totally confused by the guys dissing her height on this site, eh? I've always read men like petite women, they do not like tall women (like me! though I'm married!)
88. PalmHumper - September 5, 2007 1:41 AM
If that girl is considered average, then bring on the average girls... in my pants.
89. soy - September 5, 2007 4:19 AM
I hate her name looks like panties
i hate stupid names....eva longoria she's short &it reminds me she has gonerreah
90. mywellrehearsedmistake - September 5, 2007 4:59 AM
Thank you, thank you, thank you to all those who offered alternatives to Hayden's last name. You really made my day. I got in trouble at work for laughing out loud... with any luck I might loose my job...
91. whatever - September 5, 2007 7:28 AM
I didn't realize how many gay men we have here on superficial.com.
Since when was merely "cute" or even "average" a reason to NOT fuck some woman's brains out?
I would bend her over my couch and ride her like a thoroughbred. All you little gay boys could hide in a closet wearing panties and jerking each other off. Just make sure you finish each other with a suck and swallow so you don't fucking stain anything.
What a bunch of losers.
92. danny - September 5, 2007 8:24 AM
Poor girl, I went to the comicon a day before and have never seen so many smelly,nerdy men in my life(saw Robert Englund,Toya and the guy who played Catweazle which was pretty cool though!)
I thought the image of sci fi fans was stereotypical but they really are like comicshop guy outta the Simpsons.
I bet she couldnt wait to get back to a decent Hotel and a Hot bath.
93. twatgobbler - September 5, 2007 8:40 AM
she looks like a 40-year-old woman. she reminds me of someone you'd see playing darts at a sketchy dive bar wearing 2-stripe fake adidas tearaway pants and a t-shirt with the graduation year number on the back especially in pic #9...picture it
94. Frick! - September 5, 2007 11:01 AM
Panera bread??? Oh, ok, so I'm a little late getting in the game...but whatever. And why yes, #93...thou art so right on...I CAN picture it!!! lol. You forgot the cig hanging out of her mouth as she throws the dart though.
95. MEMEME - September 5, 2007 11:20 AM
Her shoes are the most gorgeus thing I've ever seen. period.
96. Christ on a Pogo Stick - September 5, 2007 11:47 AM
Shit! Are around 90% of the people on this forum peadophiles? Call me boring but I fail to see how child molestation s funny. Jerks.
97. LauraE - September 5, 2007 2:58 PM
She can actually WALK with these shoes. Ladies, have you tried ? I have and did not make it. See, she has something others don't.
98. LauraE - September 5, 2007 3:06 PM
BTW, could someone explain why cheerleaders are happy and proud to be cheerleaders ? In a country where achievement is regarded the same for males and females, what satisfaction do girls get to shake ridiculous fluffy stuff and jump with a tiny miniskirt in front of everyone with high-pitched screams, while the guys are doing the real honorable job of playing the game ? I know I must sound weird but as a foreigner, I've been wondering for a long time.
99. sexymom - September 5, 2007 7:28 PM
I bet she's hot sh!t down at The Shire! Every red blooded hobbit's fantasy girl!
100. ahpchaki - September 5, 2007 9:20 PM
@98 I never understood cheerleaders' appeal either, but then again, I'm not a guy. I also think football is pretty worthless. I guess its a good diversion for people who don't have much else going on in their lives. I mean as a sport, I guess its entertaining enough, but people make too much of a big deal out of the whole thing.
101. Lina - September 6, 2007 5:51 PM
Okay, she's not that great of an actress, she's not that pretty (she's not ugly, but she's not drop-dead-gorgeous either) and her hair looks fake.
102. jenna - September 21, 2007 1:51 PM
I don´t know what this girl does...I just see her in lots of magazines...and what hits me is how much older she looks than her real age!
Anyone else thinks she looks like she´s close to 30 instead of 18 or whatever her real age is??? It amazes me...she´s not young looking at all...
103. lets disco baby - October 19, 2007 1:35 PM
dude. she sucks.what the hell is she famous for anyways?
buhoring.