Sep 13 2007Hayden Panettiere does stuff
Hayden Panettiere went to a salon this morning. And now you’re seeing pictures of her. Seriously, no need to thank me. I do it for the children. After the mayhem Britney Spears caused, someone needs to step in. I don’t see Angelina Jolie putting up hot pics to ease the suffering. Goodwill ambassador, my ass. Fortunately people like me are around. Self-less, charitable people that nurse an unhealthy obsession with young prime-time stars. Yep, I’m just like Jesus. No, wait, not just like. Exactly like Jesus.

Reader Comments
1. God - September 13, 2007 2:08 PM
uno
2. itspat - September 13, 2007 2:09 PM
So are those her breasts or does she have a large saggy Adam's apple?
3. Nina - September 13, 2007 2:10 PM
Crap I missed it. Overrated average blond.
4. jrzmommy - September 13, 2007 2:10 PM
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5. Demi's agent - September 13, 2007 2:11 PM
See, now this is who Ashton should be with.
6. Aura - September 13, 2007 2:11 PM
I have no clue why she is so famous. She looks so average. Can anyone elaborate on why she is suddenly the 'next hottest thing'?
7. p0nk - September 13, 2007 2:11 PM
Looks like jrz turned on her vibrator for this one...
8. steve-o - September 13, 2007 2:12 PM
So the chick from heroes and shops reading superfishhhh.....zzzzzzzzzzzz.....
Sorry? what was that? I fell asleep
9. Baboo - September 13, 2007 2:15 PM
Them titlettes sure is ridin high on this here midget.
10. No More Boring Stuff - September 13, 2007 2:15 PM
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11. Amanda - September 13, 2007 2:15 PM
Seriously, who gives a shit? I demand entertainment, damn it!
12. Aja - September 13, 2007 2:16 PM
I hate those stupid goofy white sunglasses
13. J - September 13, 2007 2:16 PM
Dear Fish,
I disagree with you over Miss. Panettiere - she routinely looks like a man, and we all know that sunglasses can't hide biceps. She was, however, looking well in Paris a few weeks back, and by "well", I mean, like an average-looking girl who sometimes looks like a man, but not in France.
I cry like a woman in Paris.
^J
14. bellnier - September 13, 2007 2:16 PM
DON'T ask her to arm wrestle...just don't.
15. Nancy Grace - September 13, 2007 2:16 PM
Had she lived, this is what it would have looked like at the end of the first day of 3rd grade for Jon Binet Ramsey.
16. Quinn - September 13, 2007 2:18 PM
is this leaving the salon? cause her hair looks like shit...
17. Hecubus - September 13, 2007 2:18 PM
So you do it for the children ? Children such as Hayden planetarium ? Really, if I'm going to spend two minutes of my life looking at bland uninteresting twelve year olds they'd better be naked. This girl is so dull a tumbleweed blows in front of the screen everytime her picture pops up (which is every few hours at this place). If we're going to be concentrating on borderline pedophiliac fantasy models we should at least be focusing on that Vanessa Hudgens bitch. At least she wears her whoreness proudly.
18. Fuphdog - September 13, 2007 2:18 PM
very average - now that she's 18, the forbidden lust is gone...
19. Barry LeFarge - September 13, 2007 2:20 PM
The forbidden lust doesn't end until she turns 20. Then she's out of the teen years. Damn it.
20. combustion8 - September 13, 2007 2:23 PM
she's got huge arms, and line backer shoulders.. I'd still it like a hero.
21. jesus christ porno star - September 13, 2007 2:23 PM
And that was the biggest hard-on the fish ever had.
22. The Tavern Guy - September 13, 2007 2:23 PM
Chubby little brat. She could be Britney's little sister for all we know. Or care.
23. Aura - September 13, 2007 2:24 PM
The girl standing next to her looks hotter.......................... older..... but hotter.
24. Norm - September 13, 2007 2:25 PM
same ole idiots show up just to say, I think she is plain looking average looking ugly, why is she famous, who is she, boring ,,whatever
25. my comment - September 13, 2007 2:27 PM
So boring , there's nowhere to even begin.
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26. Texas Tranny - September 13, 2007 2:27 PM
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27. Texas Tranny - September 13, 2007 2:30 PM
Damn, thiz pozt haz uzed more Z'z than crazy-azz Kelli
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28. David - September 13, 2007 2:33 PM
Nancy Grace (#15), that is some funny, sick, funny shit.
29. veggi - September 13, 2007 2:36 PM
All the guys who think she's hot have to realize that at her size, her pussy is only 3/4 of an inch in diameter. Hahahahaha!
Wait...that's why you're attracted to her, isn't it?
30. FagHag - September 13, 2007 2:40 PM
Veggi,
That's why you put it in soft, and listen to her bones crack as you get hard.
31. veggi - September 13, 2007 2:42 PM
mmm k. veggi troll, yer just weird.
32. Smack McGann - September 13, 2007 2:44 PM
Who is she? Why is she posted so much? I've never seen her naked. Where's Lindsay?
33. FRIST!!! - September 13, 2007 2:46 PM
Thanks again guys!!!
Here I am, last one to the party...
34. Frick - September 13, 2007 2:49 PM
The thing is, she's got two 45-kilo plates in that purple bag, so her arm's a little pumped.
35. Wally "Wide Stance" Gumboot - September 13, 2007 2:51 PM
#7 Troll.
This place is like a god damn mosquito infestation with all these fucking trolls. I could spend all day sitting in here and swatting them, but why? This place isn't worth the effort.
36. Texas Tranny - September 13, 2007 2:52 PM
Hey FRIST!!!!!.........................
There is a new post.
37. Chauncey Gardner - September 13, 2007 2:54 PM
This little bitch is as cute as hell, and looks even cuter in person. She had no clue when I saw her that I was thinking about fucking the life out of her cute little frame.
38. Pick Up Artist videos - September 13, 2007 2:55 PM
I would like to see her battle Paris Hilton in a UFC match.
39. wedgeone - September 13, 2007 2:57 PM
Ever since TypeKey broke & Fish abandoned it (mostly because TypeKey was useless anyway), this site is to trolls what Paris Hilton's snatch is to herpes virii.
Speaking of Paris, Hayden is looking a bit too much like Paris with them big old white sunglasses on. Please, girl, don't ever do that to us again.
40. Jeffrey Dahmer's Ghost - September 13, 2007 2:57 PM
I wanna make her my zombie sex slave.
41. veggi - September 13, 2007 2:59 PM
I like to poop in closets!
42. "Foot-tappin" p0nk - September 13, 2007 2:59 PM
I'll have to go somewhere else, where my talents are appreciated.
43. faggot - September 13, 2007 3:01 PM
Who has the biggest cock in here?
44. p0nk - September 13, 2007 3:01 PM
42 troll, i couldn't have said it better myself.
45. FRIST!!! - September 13, 2007 3:01 PM
Wait a new post besides this one Tranny or is this the only new post?
Why do I care? I gotta call my cell phone company and tell them to fuck off on my motherfucking lunch break. Those fuckers....
46. Texas Tranny - September 13, 2007 3:03 PM
FRIST!!!
Sorry no, this is the new post.
47. veggi - September 13, 2007 3:03 PM
@41- that actually made me laugh. but you're still a stupid sammich maker.
48. Mike - September 13, 2007 3:07 PM
#45 FIRST why don't you e-mail me anymore?
#47 Veggi why don't you e-mail me anymore?
49. self-evident truth - September 13, 2007 3:09 PM
because you're promiscuous, Mike
50. boo-hoo - September 13, 2007 3:20 PM
#44, here's a tissue :)
(um...it's not a clean one. sorry, i really like Hayden)
51. Jimbo - September 13, 2007 3:20 PM
@45 FIRST I called you to let you know there was a new post, but the line was busy
52. Kaelindra - September 13, 2007 3:24 PM
Is she going bald ?!
53. Jimbo - September 13, 2007 3:25 PM
...so I hung up the phone and zipped up my pants.
54. Nina - September 13, 2007 3:25 PM
Why post pics of her?
55. ssdd - September 13, 2007 3:33 PM
Lollipop Kid ~ small body HUGE head ..
56. FRIST!!! - September 13, 2007 3:37 PM
She's so cute! I'd make sweet sweet love to her for hours. But first I'd make her model all of my barbies' outfits.
57. Riotboy - September 13, 2007 3:39 PM
Bone the cheerleader save the world.
/got nothing
58. Jimbo - September 13, 2007 4:02 PM
@53 You so funny troll
59. Texas Tranny - September 13, 2007 4:05 PM
There is a new post FRIST!!!
60. Matt - September 13, 2007 4:09 PM
Anybody know where to get those sunglasses??? They are like sold out everywhere and they glow in the dark. must have....
61. lambman - September 13, 2007 4:10 PM
10 day till Heroes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
62. wedgeone - September 13, 2007 4:34 PM
All the homos need to quit hayden on her.
63. Karissa - September 13, 2007 4:35 PM
Those are the ugliest sunglasses ever. GET RID OF THE DAMN SUNGLASSES! They are not cute, or cheeky, or LEAST of all complimentary. She's pretty, built like a brick shithouse, and not a nasty eye-bagged rode-hard-and-put-away-wet-looking tramp like the other hollywood blondes, then she has to go lose any cred with those hideous eye-jab blockers.
64. FRIST!!! - September 13, 2007 4:42 PM
#56 Troll
65. TC - September 13, 2007 4:44 PM
I really don't see what the big deal is with this girl. I hear the show is great but she is far from hot.
66. Jeff - September 13, 2007 6:01 PM
The girl is cute and the show Heroes is cool, but please stop posting these worthless pictures articles about some blonde walking around Hollywood.
67. unimpressed - September 13, 2007 6:15 PM
Her arms are huge! She doesn't strike me as someone with star quality either.
68. CLAUDIA_DE_SCRATCH - September 13, 2007 6:33 PM
Those sunglasses are craptastic!!!
69. wedge1 - September 13, 2007 6:34 PM
#62 - same troll and in #53 and #56. Schack is obsessing big time. It's a wonder that Shack has time to bathe or take a dump because being away from the computer for more than 2 minutes causes uncontrollable shakes. Right Schack?
70. pissy skank - September 13, 2007 7:12 PM
she bugs. & what's with the forehead?
71. pimpsqueeze - September 13, 2007 7:13 PM
I think she's hot as hell, nice and juicy, and 18. You gaywads must like the model anorexic type.
72. Kaye - September 13, 2007 8:42 PM
Her face is too big. I don't like her. Take her away.
73. wedge1 - September 13, 2007 11:18 PM
I actually agree with Fish, Hayden's hot! She looks just like my 9 year old niece. Her labia might be half a tongue width wider, but I'm just guessing (about Hayden).
74. Kingnitro - September 14, 2007 12:20 AM
I sure hope she doesn;t turn into another Tara Reid or Lindsay! As long as she lives in Hollywierd, it looks like she's headed that way!
75. justtheobvious - September 14, 2007 1:33 AM
Where are the NUDES??? We expect more from this site! :)
76. BORED - September 14, 2007 5:42 AM
I think she's so plain jane. I'm yawning just by looking at her. Even the double chinned giant in the back looks better. Oh wait, she's not a giant, plain jane is only 3 feet tall.
77. princelyking - September 14, 2007 8:39 AM
uha. cool. but she deserves to be famous. did u see what she did in bring it on 3? and yes i watched it, but if im on superficial that says enough. anyways, she looked preetty frikin funi in BIO3. she had to do sum crazy shit.
and BORED, who the hell is up at 5:42 in the morning? wow. U should be on heroes, not blondie up here.
78. ROB FROST - September 14, 2007 8:41 AM
She's bringing short shorts back!
79. Faggot - September 14, 2007 9:05 AM
Thank God she left the Corpse in White at home.
80. Geoff - September 14, 2007 12:00 PM
Hayden Pantyhair is hot because she's a cheerleader and becuase she's a virgin every time you have sex with her. What good are mutant healing powers if not to make your man happy?
81. um - September 14, 2007 3:57 PM
I couldn't care less about another blond "actress"
Especially a 17 year old. And one that doesn't do ANYTHING, but yet you keep posting pictures and what not of her.
82. Apothseosis - September 16, 2007 9:11 AM
You need a very small but extremely hard dick to do it with a small chick like that.
83. aimee - September 19, 2007 10:16 PM
Im sorry but she looks just like Britney. without the potential.
84. C. Jackson - October 1, 2007 4:01 AM
Heroes sucks. Hayden What's-her-name sucks. The only thing she was good at was Malcolm in the Middle.
85. jon - October 19, 2007 8:40 PM
y u all hate hayden she is cool. she is in heroes she is a mad actor. she looks hot 2 me. do use like her
86. john - October 19, 2007 8:43 PM
have u watched bring it on 3 she is so fukin funny. she looks so hot there lol.
87. d13 - November 22, 2007 4:55 PM
Hayden Panettiere's sex tape here:
http://scandalous-news.com/video.html?v=Hayden_Panettiere
88. Rob - November 28, 2007 6:12 PM
People should no fall in the trap of d13. The site given above falses people into downloading the video when in fact they have downloaded a trojan virus which is extremely dangerous. That guy is above is sick. On another subject, Hayden Pantierre is fit and I would fuck her all day long.
89. Erica - December 11, 2007 9:56 PM
HELP!!!!!!! Sorry but I need some body's help. My boyfriend is being a totall ass
and then he will be like (Oh you know I love you.) But rarley dose he ever do that. I guss Im with him beacuse he's captin of the football team and Im a cheerlaeder and everybody say's we look good toghether. He also kissed another girl infront of me! But when I say (NO Get away from me! Dont touch me!) He will come back the next day and be like(I just wanted to say sorry and I dont know what I was thinking. He just.... I dont know I cant stay away! No matter how much I want to and trust me I do!!!!
Fuck!!! Help somebody!!!!
90. Chris - April 3, 2008 11:48 PM
I love your show on hereos. Can I have your im?Please
91. maybe - June 27, 2008 4:18 PM
best to end it kiss another guy on his team in front of him. heheh he will try either get really upset at you or the guy you kissed or try to ignore you as much as possible
92. hayden's guy - October 30, 2008 4:00 PM
wtf r u all on about.....if she was in your bed asking u to take her virginity...u wuld not deny her ( unless ur gay- u'd probably tale her sunglasses).
93. hayden's giy - October 30, 2008 4:01 PM
* take