Sep 4 2007Eva Longoria wears bikini, almost catches fire
Yeah, she's like 4' 8", but Eva Longoria is still the hottest lawn gnome I've ever seen. Although to be fair, most lawn gnomes I see are standing on lawns and almost never wearing bikinis, so who knows for sure. Anyways, according to my calculations if you threw her in a hospital room filled with terminally ill children, at least half of them would get better. What's that you say? My calculations look like crayon drawings of a dinosaur attacking a city? You clearly know nothing about medicine, my friend. I'm almost embarrassed for you.
More of Eva Longoria improving the view in Alicante, Spain after the jump.

Reader Comments
1. A - September 4, 2007 2:24 PM
her ass is flat, but thats expected because she's so skinny
2. cath - September 4, 2007 2:25 PM
is that a 12-year old boy?
3. I hate people - September 4, 2007 2:27 PM
So fucking close ARRRRGGGG!
Man Superfish is so Hilarious lately. Thank god it was pretty bad for a while there. Wonder if there was a switch-a-ru or if buddy finally started giving a fuck and trying to be funny. Either way keep it up, me like the haha.
4. Alex - September 4, 2007 2:28 PM
*Cue jealous women and gay men comments*
5. jrzmommy - September 4, 2007 2:29 PM
Why is that little hispanic boy wearing a bikini?
6. Barry LeFarge - September 4, 2007 2:30 PM
Feel like I could reach out and touch it. Almost.
7. I hate people - September 4, 2007 2:31 PM
Yeay me see BUTT CRAAAAAK... in the first pic after the jump.
8. Ilikeatoeatamaboogerzzzz, yo - September 4, 2007 2:31 PM
That mexican bitch is ugly....cinco de yucko!
9. loachcrulch - September 4, 2007 2:31 PM
yup, just a bunch of jealous whores. she's way hot. love the bikini
10. Texas Tranny - September 4, 2007 2:31 PM
Very cute bikini.
Pic #1, nice ass-crack, too bad it's blurry.
11. Ted from LA - September 4, 2007 2:32 PM
The best part of this woman is if you went to the beach with her, you could set your beer on her head.
12. hay zues - September 4, 2007 2:33 PM
Oh, her teeth are so mexican big...and stuff
13. *** - September 4, 2007 2:33 PM
no boobs what so ever!
14. Texas Tranny - September 4, 2007 2:35 PM
@13
But I bet her taco is hot and delicious.
15. bottlesandcansjustclapyourhands - September 4, 2007 2:35 PM
Was this boy in Menudo?
Cinco de Yucko? HAHAHAHA
16. bottlesandcansjustclapyourhands - September 4, 2007 2:37 PM
Was this boy in Menudo?
Cinco de Yucko? HAHAHAHA
17. bottlesandcansjustclapyourhands - September 4, 2007 2:38 PM
In stereo!!!
18. Dani R - September 4, 2007 2:41 PM
What the hell is she doing in Alicante??!!! Let me explain myself to everyone who is not Spanish. Alicante is the cheesiest place to go during the summer (well, is the cheesiest the whole year). It is like, I don't know... where do all the hillbillies go during the summer in America?.. well, thats what Alicante is.
19. cocaKelli - September 4, 2007 2:41 PM
NO, no, no... this is delicious. Que linda...
Look, if you haters grew up in Burkina Faso you'd have a hard-on for those African with fucked up tits and rings around their neck.
At least Eva doesn't have eyebrows draw on with a Sharpie, and a short bald boyfriend with a shitty mustache and a Raiders jersey (with big shorts and tall white socks). LA represent!
20. Italian Stallion - September 4, 2007 2:42 PM
I'm not a big fan of this beaner, but I would fuck the dishwasher out of her..........
21. Texas Tranny - September 4, 2007 2:45 PM
@18
Dollywood?
Branson?
Graceland?
22. jrzmommy - September 4, 2007 2:46 PM
Is she smugglin' bananas in her bottoms there? (main pic)
23. poor*of*you - September 4, 2007 2:47 PM
I don't even see her tv serie but I MUSt admit this woman looks very well, all your comments about her are bullshit, you would like to look half better than her and be a bit famous also!!!!!!
24. Hocky Socky HA - September 4, 2007 2:48 PM
18 & 21--The Wisconsin Dells!
25. Texas Tranny - September 4, 2007 2:50 PM
Jrzymommy
You're right it does look like one of my bikini pics.
26. bogmeister1 - September 4, 2007 2:55 PM
@20
Dude!! You have me ROTFLMAO! That's the first time I've laughed today.
Thanks!
27. jrzmommy - September 4, 2007 2:59 PM
TT--you wear a banana hammock? AWESOME!!
28. Stickman - September 4, 2007 3:02 PM
@18: I assume you're from Spain, if so, I also assume you aren't from Alicante. Anyways, Eva is there supporting his husband Tony Parker, who's playing for the French team (¿remember? he is french) in the FIBA Eurobasket ChampionShip.
29. Jimbo - September 4, 2007 3:03 PM
@18 & 21 Fontana CA
30. veggo - September 4, 2007 3:04 PM
@21- you pickin on tennessee???? rednecks rock maaaaaaaaaan!
31. Lena - September 4, 2007 3:05 PM
#20 You are an idiot... "beaner" your spaghetti head family
32. YouRang - September 4, 2007 3:05 PM
Who cares what she looks like, she fucks French people. BOOO!!!
33. jrzmommy - September 4, 2007 3:07 PM
OOOOH..........."spaghetti head"................harsh!
C'mon, seriously.......spaghetti head?
34. my comment - September 4, 2007 3:08 PM
bikini pics again?
yawn!...
35. Lena - September 4, 2007 3:12 PM
I'm sorry to disappoint you jrzmommy, but how can I criticize someone who is insulting and discriminating if I would have answer his comment with a worst insult... at least "spaghetti head" sounds cute LOL
36. Texas Tranny - September 4, 2007 3:13 PM
@30.......no I'd never make fun of Tennessee.
@29, Jimbo, yes the nearest NASCAR track. LOL
37. jrzmommy - September 4, 2007 3:14 PM
but aren't you being insulting and discriminating by calling him....*snickers* "spaghetti head?" Is that not also making an ethnic slur? So, basically, aren't you just as bad as Mister Stallion?
38. jrzmommy - September 4, 2007 3:15 PM
Lena, maybe..........Cappellini Dick or Gnocchi Nuts would be funnier.
39. veggo - September 4, 2007 3:17 PM
looks like she has Gnocchi Nuts in her bikini bottoms.
40. PrettyBaby - September 4, 2007 3:19 PM
Jrz! Gnocchi Nuts?! wtf! hahahahah!
41. El-Coyote - September 4, 2007 3:19 PM
She's a spinner....
42. Kitt - September 4, 2007 3:19 PM
I agree with # 28, #18 might be spanish, but I bet he or she has never been to Alicante. I'm from Alicante myself and this city is anything but cheesy, I think you're mistaken with Benidorm.
By the way, she's here because of the eurobasket (Tony Parker is playing with the french team)
43. jrzmommy - September 4, 2007 3:21 PM
Baby....I'm glad i didn't say Penne Penis or you'd really laugh then!!
44. Jimbo - September 4, 2007 3:22 PM
TT That is the nicest place in Fontana. They knew right where to put a track. The freaking morons sat in 113 degree temp this weekend to watch there heros drive around in circles.
45. Jimbo - September 4, 2007 3:25 PM
@39, Veggo, that is not nuts in her bikini bottom, that is just a nice full bagina ready for eating
46. Texas Tranny - September 4, 2007 3:28 PM
No, No, No.
She just forgot to take off her strap-on dildo.
Or, she really does have a penis and if so, it's bigger than a penne.
Tee Hee
47. Lena - September 4, 2007 3:30 PM
jrzmommy, I'm I also being just as bad as Mister Stallion if I confess that I burst out laughing with the "Gnocchi Nuts" thing?
48. black cobra - September 4, 2007 3:31 PM
Mexican women AREnt very attractive. Why shes bent over, i bet if i gave a sniff, nothan but stank i would smell. Shes so ugly without make-up, most mexican women are.
bring on the white women...i want some more pics of LC. or that other girl from he highschool musical!! yummy.
49. Italian Stallion - September 4, 2007 3:32 PM
@31 Shouldn't you be cutting someones grass right now?
50. Chauncey Gardner - September 4, 2007 3:32 PM
I think I saw her chasing a mechanical rabbit around a track in Miami, recently.
51. jrzmommy - September 4, 2007 3:32 PM
No you silly spaghetti head.
52. Italian Stallion - September 4, 2007 3:34 PM
Putting tar on a roof?
53. Rio Linda - September 4, 2007 3:34 PM
@20, LOL.
So when she gets made at hubby Toni Parker, does she dish slap the shit out'a him?
54. theShizaan - September 4, 2007 3:37 PM
ok, I have to ask...how in the world does an NBA player fit inside that!
oh, Tony's french, you say? it all makes sense now.
55. bottlesandcansjustclapyourhands - September 4, 2007 3:38 PM
My name would be bottelas y latas aplauda sus manos if Eva was here.
56. QuieroMenudoMucho - September 4, 2007 3:39 PM
I definitely recognize that little boy as one of the forty-two members of Menudo. His little package was the clue...unless it's just a set of plump and juicy meat curtains or a hairy fish taco...
57. Italian Stallion - September 4, 2007 3:39 PM
@53 Nope, he's black. He's used to whips and chains..............
58. mtnbiker - September 4, 2007 3:42 PM
That's a bikini? With all those ruffles, kinda looks like a Pinata (squigly over the 'n'). I got a stick and if hit it in the right spots, I know I will get some goodies...hehehe
59. Texas Tranny - September 4, 2007 3:43 PM
Woo Hoo
Whips and chains................Now you're talking.
60. Long like my legs - September 4, 2007 3:43 PM
I can't believe the blond moment I just had. I read the title of this post and I was like "oh no, was there a barbeque fire on the beach or something hmmm I wonder how that accident happened" and then I scrolled down to read the story of how the midget caught fire. And then I saw a short tiny text with no quotes, no story and the dots finally connected and I realized oh right
...bikini ...skank ...hot ... fire.
Me get it.
Wow that was a real low point for me.
61. TS - September 4, 2007 3:49 PM
Botellas.
62. Lena - September 4, 2007 3:49 PM
Oh Italian Stallion, you sassy little thing.
The problem with you Italian stallions is that your noses are bigger than any other part of your body... including your brains.
63. botellasylatasaplaudasusmanos - September 4, 2007 3:49 PM
61--Si! Correctomundo.
64. PrettyBaby - September 4, 2007 3:50 PM
Ummm #62 Lena, did you really say that????!!!! UH OH!
65. PrettyBaby - September 4, 2007 3:52 PM
Oh and btw, I greatly like Ms. Longoria's bikini, the color, style all of it.... but.... maybe not so much that mysterious bulge in her bottoms tho.
66. TS - September 4, 2007 3:52 PM
Whoever thinks that ass is anything less than perfect is CRAZY!!!!!
She'll never be fat. Period. And with an ass like that, who cares if she has no tits? But agree, she bangs a French dude and that sucks. Down with France I say.
67. Lena - September 4, 2007 3:53 PM
#64 Yes I did PrettyBaby, I just said that his nose is bigger than his brain
68. Shallow Val - September 4, 2007 3:55 PM
When I see her, I think of a mosquito; a tiny, scrawny, blood-sucking, self-absorbed mosquito, not quite invisible yet ALWAYS bothering you, and buzzing in your fucking ear when you try to sleep.
69. Shallow Val - September 4, 2007 3:57 PM
60 - OMG I was looking for a flame too. FURREAL!!! That would have been funny, non?
70. Texas Tranny - September 4, 2007 3:57 PM
Hey Val LOL
71. meg - September 4, 2007 3:57 PM
click on my name to see how flat her chest really is. ugh. she's FUGLY in every way.
72. Texas Tranny - September 4, 2007 3:58 PM
Damn, look who's 69.
73. Mike - September 4, 2007 3:58 PM
#39, Veggo..............you don't want to e-mail me anymore or what?
74. Assbestos - September 4, 2007 3:59 PM
@22
Agreed...Tucked back!
75. Italian Stallion - September 4, 2007 4:00 PM
@62 That might be a problem with most, but not this one!! I would have you sucking my italian sausage and begging me to put it in you. The problem is, you are probably, judging from your reaction to the "beaner" comment, just another border jumping dirty spic. Thanks, eat a dick...........
76. Vallow Shall - September 4, 2007 4:01 PM
Que pasa TT?
That chica is as dull as yesterday's oatmeal.
77. lambman - September 4, 2007 4:04 PM
I heart my little Gabby!
78. Texas Tranny - September 4, 2007 4:05 PM
Nada, Val.
Just bored at work looking for someone....er I mean something to do.
79. Long like my legs - September 4, 2007 4:08 PM
69. Val. Yes that would have been truely funny. Gald I'm not the only one.
And no offense to any blonds out there.
I really have to disagree with Fish on this one. Putting this scrawny 8 year old boy in a hospital full of sick kids does not seem like a good idea to me. Although at least she'd blend in.
But it's just to risky, all those poor kids could catch a wicked bad case of STMBW (scrawny taco bridezilla midget whore disease), which as we all know is totally incurable.
80. redsonja1313 - September 4, 2007 4:09 PM
Girl's gotta bangin bod and hideous taste in tattoos did she get drunk and pick up a little wall flash ??? Send her to an artist and get those turned into something worthy of the bod
81. haroof - September 4, 2007 4:12 PM
I've dive into that tamale, mouth-first.
82. Sad and Shallow Val - September 4, 2007 4:12 PM
TT, coincidentally my posicion favorita.....placer mutuo....
Hoo-hoo!
83. Americian - September 4, 2007 4:12 PM
F*** You pasty people she looks better the fake white chicks on this site and far better reputation than most. Trailer trash crackers!!!!!!!!!! Your race is not superior , we all are going to die.
84. Lena - September 4, 2007 4:13 PM
No Italian Stallion, the reaction was actually due to the fact that I'm Mexican, but I'm not an immigrant on the US... and I'm definitely not interesting on it at all.
But judging by your reaction I would have to assume that you have indeed a Freudian complex about the parts of your body that weren't even mentioned by me.
85. Italian Stallion - September 4, 2007 4:14 PM
LOL at "Americian".........Dumb American at that...........
86. yo yo check it - September 4, 2007 4:15 PM
The US of A is THE melting pot........
87. PrettyBaby - September 4, 2007 4:16 PM
I got your melting pot right here.
88. yo yo check it - September 4, 2007 4:17 PM
And if you don't love America, you can just "git out"
89. rumormill - September 4, 2007 4:17 PM
Lena, there's no truth to the rumor that MIster Stallion ran full-tilt into a wall while having an erection and only broke his nose.
90. Texas Tranny - September 4, 2007 4:18 PM
Uno mas’ fria cervacea Bonita Senorita.
91. Jimbo - September 4, 2007 4:19 PM
@73 Mike, what happened? Did you piss Veggo off?
92. Italian Stallion - September 4, 2007 4:20 PM
"The problem with you Italian stallions is that your noses are bigger than any other part of your body... including your brains."
@84 Does that ring a bell, you dumb cunt? I'm not as stupid as you think. I believe the "any other part of your body" would relate to pretty much everything. But whatever. Jrz was just being funny as usual. Look, don't get me wrong, I said i'd fuck this dumb bitch, I mean, really? I love tacos and shit like that.........chill out 420
93. leatherdaddy - September 4, 2007 4:22 PM
i didnt know she had a tramp stamp. has she always had it? & why that one. (i know some cares enough to know.) the more one trys to be different, the more they end up looking the same. i always tip strippers who dont have any ink. that really is rare. when i saw this picture, i thought she was "hard" at work.
94. Fag - September 4, 2007 4:24 PM
Una cerveza más fría, mujer hermosa.
Stupid fucking tranny.
95. dateless losers - September 4, 2007 4:24 PM
It has come to my attention that people are actually lookin for love on these damn things...YOU PEOPLE SUCK!
96. Texas Tranny - September 4, 2007 4:26 PM
@94......WTF?
97. PrettyBaby - September 4, 2007 4:26 PM
psssst Stallion.... I think Lena maybe would like to see this Italian Sausage you were speaking of.
Just sayin....
98. PrettyBaby - September 4, 2007 4:28 PM
#95 I have fallen in love no fewer than 6 times today on here, so shaddup.
99. You know who this is.... - September 4, 2007 4:28 PM
Warning Warning
Don't fall for the bait 83 is hanging out. It's a facaaaaaaade! It's the infamous fake blackie REMY
100. dateless losers - September 4, 2007 4:29 PM
eh hmmmm.....fucking losers...you are fucking losers....If I were born a fucking loser like you fucking losers I would kill myself....Im just sayin...
101. Texas Tranny - September 4, 2007 4:30 PM
Yeah.....what PrettyBaby said!!!!!!!!!!
102. PrettyBaby - September 4, 2007 4:31 PM
Exactly!
103. Lena - September 4, 2007 4:31 PM
#89 LOL
104. havoc - September 4, 2007 4:32 PM
I don't know. I'll give her the benefit of doubt.
I wouldn't mind seeing those beef curtains from the big pic sans bikini......
.
105. Shallow Val - September 4, 2007 4:34 PM
yo Pretty and TT
I'm right behind you (pumping) HAHAHAHA
I already fell in love with Long Like, and Stallion.
106. leatherdaddy - September 4, 2007 4:34 PM
TT, why do you call yourself a Tex Tran if you dont reside in Tx?
dateless losers: quit crying for attention. go call your mom if you feel the need to yell. or go beat up your right hand and cry yourself to sleep like anyother day.
107. Lena - September 4, 2007 4:35 PM
What kind of "PrettyBaby" are you #97? Is the Stallion one of you 6 times today?
108. Jimbo - September 4, 2007 4:35 PM
@100 don't let us stop you.
109. Uber Jalemon - September 4, 2007 4:35 PM
hot
110. 28inch - September 4, 2007 4:40 PM
She has a nice body. Everyone insinuating she is too skinny must be fucking blind. Look at picture 12 - she's small, but there is still some flesh on her bones unlike the anorexic Miss Alba who people worship. She's really not ugly at all even if she's not your particular cup of tea. All the racist idiots on here astound me as well - there's no place for that shit in this society.
111. PrettyBaby - September 4, 2007 4:40 PM
#107 Well.... yes, but that happened a long time ago!!
Stallion or Kissykissy Testa_di_Cazzo dream boy!
112. Texas Tranny - September 4, 2007 4:41 PM
@106
Like I need to tell you anything...................
But I will.
I was born in Texas, lived there most of my life.
I had a ancestor die in the Alamo.
Once a Texan, always a Texan.
etc, etc......
113. Lena - September 4, 2007 4:42 PM
Oh and Italian at #92, that's exactly what the Freudian complex is all about... Why did you immediately thought of your "sausage" while reading "any other part of your body".
That was jut the cue to say "like your brain".
Maybe next time I'll just explain it to you s-l-o-w-e-r
114. Texas Tranny - September 4, 2007 4:43 PM
Plus,
I'm more fucking Texan than Sam Fucking Houston.
115. dateless losers - September 4, 2007 4:44 PM
Oh "JIMBO" , do you mind if I call you Jimmy? Jimmy, I said IF I was as big a loser as the fucking losers that try to find love on these here blogs, but I see since you've taken offense you are one of these fucking losers! You fucking called yourself out there! FUCKING LOSER! Your mom called. She wants you to move out of her basement!
116. Jimbo - September 4, 2007 4:45 PM
@112 TT - Why do you waste your time with these trolls. All they are trying to do is to get you into a pissing match. Fuck them! You know who your friends are and who the FUCKING trolls are
117. jrzmommy - September 4, 2007 4:45 PM
You see as soon as the skull is smashed and one still has flowers with difficulty, so it will not leak out constantly. I have a sort of silver bullet which held me by my leg, that one cannot jump in, where one wants, and that ends beautifully like the stars. Former service, then she puts it on her head and will soon be respectable, I say, O God, but one must have eyes. Sits himself and eats it. Quite excited, I was quite beside myself and say that therefore there should be meanness and there is a merry growth over. It was the stars. I, and that is also so curious, the nun consequently did not know me any more, I should come from there because something always happens, a broken leg or something, they’ve had a quarrel with each other, the clergyman and she; a leg has just been broken. I believe that it is caused by this that such a misfortune happens, such a reparation for damages. I have also said I shall then come in the end last, with the sun and the moon, and too much excitement, and all that makes still a great deal of trouble. Kings do not collect the money, in this way the letters have been taken away from me, as I that at last of those that particularly believe as I at last specially think, and all are burned. You can imagine that comes always from one to the other.
118. Bored - September 4, 2007 4:45 PM
An old man goes to see the doctor and gets some tests. When the results come in, the doctor calls the old man in and says, "You'd better sit down. It's pretty bad."
The old man, naturally, gets all nervous and asks, "What is it, Doc? Don't hold back -- just give it to me straight."
"Well," says the doctor, "you have cancer and you have Alzheimers."
The man replies, "Wow. Well, at least I don't have cancer."
119. Texas Tranny - September 4, 2007 4:48 PM
Jimbo,
You're so right.
I know I shouldn't have taken the bait.
120. PrettyBaby - September 4, 2007 4:49 PM
#117
Jrz is gone for the day fucking jackass.
121. p0nk - September 4, 2007 4:51 PM
jrz is gone to fuck a jackass???
Oh...wait...she's going home. Got it.
122. leatherdaddy - September 4, 2007 4:51 PM
just curious. was hoping to have some fun in the alamo city, where i currently reside. thanks for explaining.
123. PrettyBaby - September 4, 2007 4:55 PM
hahah p0nk!
124. krystal - September 4, 2007 4:56 PM
she has no boobs
125. bonzo420 - September 4, 2007 4:59 PM
Fist!
did i make it?
o well --- smells like taco's pffffft! must be coming out that ass!
@20 fuck the dishwater out..classic!!
~420~
126. Sam - September 4, 2007 5:01 PM
I just read the Da Vinci Code, and I dunno...Jesus married to Mary Magdalene? No fucking way. I've read the Bible, folks, and I know there's no way Jesus was ever married. The guy never had a wife. Because no wife would buy The Resurrection story in a hundred fucking years. The disciples will, the believers will:but no wife would buy this fucking story. Good luck! Good luck with this fucking story.
First of all, Jesus leaves on Friday afternoon with 12 other guys. He's gone for three days. No message. No way to get in touch with his wife. Then he comes home Monday afternoon looking like shit, like he hasn't slept. Looks like he's all partied out, man.
And Mrs. Jesus is just waiting, pacing around the home, going, "Okay, this is Day 3 of this shit:Well, look who's back! I'm glad you could find your way home, 'Mr. Savior'! Where's your 12 friends who won't get a job, huh?! Where're they at?! Yeah, 'disciples' my ass. They're LOSERS! Do you hear me? Every one of them are using you, Jesus, and you're not even smart enough to know it! Anyone who says to you 'I believe' we put them up and feed them! I'm sick of it! Where've you been?! Huh?"
And Jesus is rubbing his face, shaking his head, going, "I don't need this shit:not after what I went through this weekend:"
Then he goes, "No honey, I'll tell you where I've been. Come here. Come he-e-ere, honey. I'll tell you where I've been. First of all, not that it ruined your weekend any but I was DEAD!!! DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT YOU FUCKING BITCH?! I WAS DEEEAAADDD!!! WHILE YOU WERE SITTING AT HOME ON YOUR ASS, I'M IN A GRAVE OUTSIDE OF TOWN! I'M FIGHTING DEATH, HELL, DECOMPOSURE:I'M ABOUT TO TURN INTO A SPIRITUAL FORM AND GO INTO THE KINGDOM OF GOD, AND I GO, 'OH SHIT, WAIT A SECOND! I BETTER GO BACK HOME BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHERE I'VE BEEN!' SO NOW I'VE GOT TO FIGHT THE ANGEL OF DEATH, GET MY FUCKING SOUL BACK, CRAWL OUT OF THE GRAVE, AND COME HOME TO THIS SHIT: BECAUSE I MISSED YOU HONEY!!!"
No fucking way, man. No fucking way.
127. combustion8 - September 4, 2007 5:01 PM
those are some god awful tattoos.. must've got them when she was an LA hoochie mamacita.
128. Bambina Italiana - September 4, 2007 5:02 PM
Me wants some Italian sausage. Adesso!
129. veggo - September 4, 2007 5:05 PM
So, PB, did ya know anybody on the bridge? I was a near-miss myself, over at about 15th and University by the time it was falling. Try not to cry :)
130. Enough already - September 4, 2007 5:06 PM
I can't fucking stand racist people like these idiots on this site with their stupid comments. It's one thing if you find her unattractive, but it's completely ignorant to say that all Mexican women are ugly and/or look ugly without make-up. Most women don't look that great without make-up on. Oh and by the way, not all white women are attractive. So get yourself.
131. ssdd - September 4, 2007 5:13 PM
Did she make that bathing suit out of left over piantas?
~~~~~~~~
130 said:::::::::::::: " I can't fucking stand racist people like these idiots on this site with their stupid comments."
Then 130 said:::Oh and by the way, not all white women are attractive.
~crickets~.....
132. Chauncey Gardner - September 4, 2007 5:13 PM
#130,
You won't catch me calling all Mexican women "ugly". I jerk off to those bitches on the Spanish TV networks more than the ones on all other networks combined.
133. Aja - September 4, 2007 5:16 PM
Bitch is ugly, flat chested with a monstrous overbite.
134. multi-culti - September 4, 2007 5:16 PM
I agree with #130. Why bother piling on this dirty spic when the filthy nigs are at it again?
*****
Whoopi Goldberg started her stint on ABC's "The View" Tuesday by coming to the defense of convicted felon Michael Vick. Just 15 minutes into the show she brought up Vick's conviction on dogfighting charges.
"You know from his background this is not an unusual thing for where he comes from," said Goldberg. "There are certain things that are indicative to certain parts of our country."
Co-host Joy Behar seemed shocked at Goldberg's statements. "How about dog torture and dog murdering," Behar asked.
"Unfortunately it's part of the thing," Goldberg replied. "You're a dog lover. For a lot of people dogs are sport," she added.
135. smegma - September 4, 2007 5:18 PM
She can't help it, she was being chimpathetic toward Vick.
136. veggo - September 4, 2007 5:19 PM
@129- you suck dick for coke.
p0nk! yer back!!
137. Texas Tranny - September 4, 2007 5:20 PM
420...............Central time.
I'm out of here.............Later.
138. cc rider - September 4, 2007 5:22 PM
Beefy like a taco! Munch city!
139. veggo - September 4, 2007 5:37 PM
Taco Bell's 4th meal?
140. veggo's mom - September 4, 2007 5:39 PM
Honey, how'd you know it was me @129? And I've told you many times - the coke is incidental. I do it for the taste, like you do.
141. sharpeidude - September 4, 2007 5:39 PM
Isn't this little Puta married to some moolie in the NBA???
142. Marujita Robinson - September 4, 2007 5:42 PM
I live in Alicante, and yeah it's really cheesy. Plenty of fat brits and chavs.
143. wedgeone - September 4, 2007 5:54 PM
Her choice of tramp stamp means that Tony never goes in the back door. How much guilt would you feel looking at a cross while pounding your old lady's pooper?
It's missionary for the rest of his life. And without boobs, Tony can't be too enthusiastic about that choice either.
She must swallow his load without dribbling a bit down the old chin-chin-cheroo! That's what must be keeping him around.
144. Enough already - September 4, 2007 6:08 PM
To SSSD:
Stop trying to imply that my second to last comment was racist. I still stand by what I said or was trying to say. Which is: that there are attractive and unattractive people of ALL races.
145. fiverivers - September 4, 2007 6:41 PM
Jesus H, I guess this is what a hermaphodite bending over looks like... or a long-haired skinny 11 year old with big balls.
146. veggo - September 4, 2007 6:52 PM
Gosh i'm so gay. I need a hard dick in me. TT - u down or what?!!?!
147. MMMSimmons - September 4, 2007 7:23 PM
Italian Stallion repeatedly begged someone to fuck him in the ass at this party. He's too fucking ugly. Everyone refused.
148. JoeB - September 4, 2007 7:35 PM
I think she's taking her cues from Jessica Alba's (ass) bikini pictures. That first one is a dead-ringer for one of the most popular Alba pix.
149. Claudette - September 4, 2007 7:48 PM
Vive la France! salauds...
150. sharon tate - September 4, 2007 8:13 PM
This chick is waaaay over rated. She is not hot and she is annnoying as all hell. I can't believe that show is still on too.
www.showbiznews.info
151. stenchblossom - September 4, 2007 8:28 PM
she gets her good looks from me!
everyone says she bares a striking resemblence to me...how weird!aw..
cept for the bulge...thats not me!eep
152. kwdragon - September 4, 2007 8:50 PM
Seriously, am I the only one who thinks this chick is packin'? It really looks like she has some extra plumbing in that bikini.
153. Binky - September 4, 2007 8:53 PM
Yeah. Well. Ok. She looks a bit less desperate now that she's married.
As long as she can cook - Tony should be ok.
(Or at least shred cheese, refry beans, and/or flour a tortilla or whatever)
154. 1MILF Hunter - September 4, 2007 9:14 PM
No rack, but you could strike a match on that ass.
155. toiletduck - September 4, 2007 9:37 PM
She needs to shave her snatch...
156. 15piecesofflare - September 4, 2007 10:08 PM
Looks like she's overdue for Jolen in picture 10, but maybe it's just a shadow.
157. caveman - September 4, 2007 10:12 PM
i love that smokin hot little bod, totally made for sex.
i would chew on that skinny little ass all day.
158. sexymom - September 4, 2007 10:46 PM
She looks great. Really, really good!
159. Rob - September 4, 2007 11:25 PM
I usually hate this woman but she made me cream in my drawers
160. Sandwich - September 4, 2007 11:25 PM
What a lovely and well defined moustache she has.
161. Loren - September 4, 2007 11:29 PM
Obviously you people forgot tht she is hideous. Here is a reminder:
http://www.tmz.com/photos/eva-longoria-without-makeup/16367/
162. Binky - September 4, 2007 11:50 PM
Things that bug me :
A -Costco, consistently, brings out their Christmas stuff August 'Frist.' As someone who seldom shops before... say...Dec 23rd or so, I find this a bit disconcerting.
@2 -This new Dyson vacuum cleaner of mine just seems to have vacuumed up a cat. This 'never loses suction' idea is certainly going to be a challenge to those in 'Adult' entertainment industry. 'Sucks like Hoover' just won't cut it any more.
Trois -people who go off topic on so called 'entertainment' web sites. Like - get with the program ! All in all , we're just another brick... etc.
4B - Oh yeah, that, you know, 'saying' thingie that starts with a few numbers and ends in the word 'Job'.
163. alf oldland - September 5, 2007 12:00 AM
she looks like she has a nutsack. also, no tits and marginally-attractive face at best. she must give a great blowjob and give up through the ass to those television execs!
164. Binky - September 5, 2007 12:07 AM
Oh yeah.
And everyone who avoids 4B.
(For those of you keeping score at home)
165. Ganana - September 5, 2007 12:38 AM
I guess it's because I'm not a guy that these bikini pics that have spilled over to the covers of US magazine and the like are SO tiresome. And yes, the girls look good, and yes, I used to and no longer do. And Yes, I'm probably envious. What the hell. I am.
Jennifer Anniston has a pic in the mags this week that all but shows everything. I have an idea--These gals that SO want to show it all should just haul themselves up into some stirrups (like the ones at the OB/gyn docs) and get the scenery photogaphed up close. Just get it the hell over with.
166. AmeriCanadian - September 5, 2007 12:48 AM
Her body is ok, but how long until she gets knocked up, I wonder? Also, that tramp stamp is fucking hideous! Damn!
167. Binky - September 5, 2007 1:40 AM
Public at LARGE : Re # 164 Apparently the politically correct term is - "the elephant in the room"
Binky : Well. OK. I'm willing to go with that. But I think 4B is ok as well.
168. LuLugoPooPoo - September 5, 2007 1:55 AM
Binky you are a hypocrite you are on here and totally off topic. Y ou said not one thing about eva Longoria.
169. Binky - September 5, 2007 2:03 AM
Who ?
Oh . Right.. Pass me a taco.
She's cute.
Ok.
So There.
170. Binky - September 5, 2007 2:09 AM
(Not that I've seen the show Austria)
171. keith - September 5, 2007 2:28 AM
does she really poop from that ass?
172. Binky - September 5, 2007 2:32 AM
Well maybe Keith.
How did you do in health class ?
And in other news : 4B
173. Binky - September 5, 2007 2:38 AM
Well ok
#162 - 4B
BINGO !!!!
( I do tend to prattle on) lol
174. sam - September 5, 2007 4:04 AM
chica's a tran
that bottom don't look pretty
175. brittinea - September 5, 2007 7:06 AM
i've never been a fan of her.
176. OILY SKIN! - September 5, 2007 7:35 AM
Most white hoes asses are flat, she has a body! Stop hating!
177. nope! - September 5, 2007 7:59 AM
Her tits are way too small for me! It's not that I'm into silicon valley but a little bit more chest looks better and is more feminine.
178. Frick! - September 5, 2007 9:10 AM
Please get Eva's ass off my monitor already...post something new pleeeeaaase, for the love of god!!!
179. Jus' Stupid - September 5, 2007 9:11 AM
BOIIIOOIIIIIINNNGGGGGG
180. Texas Tranny - September 5, 2007 9:25 AM
@178
I fucking agree, 24 hours is enough of that ass.
181. Jus' Stupid - September 5, 2007 9:32 AM
Sorry, but that was nice to walk into work and see.
182. Lovely - September 5, 2007 9:42 AM
Thats not a dick- she's just carrying her wallet filled with roastbeef & ham turned inside out in her bottoms
183. Texas Tranny - September 5, 2007 9:49 AM
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
roastbeef and ham
184. Mike - September 5, 2007 9:57 AM
#91 Jimbo........no I didn't piss off Veggo. Just sent her a picture, and damn I must be ugly that she didn't even reply back after I sent it. She just stopped e-mailing me, don't know why.
185. MMMSimmons - September 5, 2007 10:03 AM
Have you noticed how I keep trying to start shit with Jrzmommy for no reason? I do this because I have no place to direct all the rage I have inside of me at my misshapen head and my microscopic dick. I'm a freak...a real loser. I've never kissed a girl, let alone have sex with one....well, not counting the goat on Uncle Lou's farm....and even the goat was a boy goat. And have I told you all how really dimwitted I am. I am, I'm completely stupid. I can barely read, can't do basic math and I actually ENJOY Jerry Springer. But not that Maury Povich...that shit is just way too far out of my league. I can't understand a word they're saying on that show. And speaking of shows, I try to jerk off to The View ladies. I do! I turn them on and I get all tingly down there and just start to go for it. Do you know I cry when I jerk off? I do. But I only get so far and then I have to give up.....the tweezers I need to use to hold onto my pin dick start to chafe me and I can only look through that magnifying glass for so long....
But anyway, what I'm trying to say is that I'm just a lonely, miserable fucked up freak and that's why I start shit with Jrzmommy. It's not her fault....it's mine for being a complete and utter misfit.
186. Frick! - September 5, 2007 10:21 AM
No, but I've noticed that jrzmommy is impersonating mmmsimmons.
187. Ike - September 5, 2007 10:21 AM
FAT CAT ALERT!!!
FAT CAT ALERT!!!
WTF?? Collagen injections THERE? :)
mmmmm, kissable.
188. Kitty Connoisseur - September 5, 2007 10:26 AM
#163, #145, #22, you have never been laid, you're female, or you surf too much internet porn. That's one big juicy burger she's got down there. And for the those of you who insist on thinking that a bulging pussy is somehow masculine, I reiterate: you have never been laid, you're female, or you surf too much internet porn.
Not to be self-aggrandizing, but I've bedded about 30 chicks in my 35 years, girlfriends & one nighters included. Of all those wimmin, the horniest, wettest, and best fucks were the ones who seemed to have a lot of "stuff" down there. Whether it was large inner labia, a larger than average clit, or just a big-mounded pussy, those girls were the ones who were "ready to go" at the drop of a hat and orgasmed more quickly and intensely. In direct contrast to the shaved, thin inner-lipped "cameltoe" that seems to be the preferred pussy of internet porn surfers. In my experience those wimmen seemed to be more frigid, and took longer to get their motors purring than the chicks with much guuk. On another note, two or threee of my past loves were hispanic like this actress, and they had sweet juicy pussies too!
189. Frick! - September 5, 2007 10:48 AM
#188...TMI dude, TMI.
190. Kitty Connoisseur - September 5, 2007 10:59 AM
#189, Someone (preferably a hetero male) needs to stand up for these wimmin and their "stuff". There are now plastic surgeons who butcher women down there to make them more in conformity with the bizzare, pedophilic "cameltoe" craze. Sometimes a little more information than neccesary, is, unfortunately neccessary. As a rule of thumb, men included, it's best to keep knives and scalpels away from the genitals. Just ask Jenna Jameson!
191. BaldAsBritney - September 5, 2007 11:39 AM
Why is she famous? is her stupid show even still on the air? Anyone still care?
I'm guessing not.
192. flavio - September 5, 2007 11:48 AM
hm. hot bod, but she looks like a monkey. overall = not hot.
193. HER BIG BUTT SHRUNK AND NOW SHE'S FLAT CHESTED - September 5, 2007 12:25 PM
Her big butt shrunk a bit and now she is flat chested too. She did this just for the cameras. Now that everyone saw her flat chest and shrunken butt; she got munch on a lot of food again and cover her big butt like she did in the past while in a bikini.
194. Karl - September 5, 2007 12:53 PM
Curves are hot. She doesn't have any, I don't see why people like this girl.
195. lola - September 5, 2007 3:00 PM
185 that was hilarious haha
196. Large Inner Labia Hispanic - September 6, 2007 10:52 AM
#188 I am hispanic and have a large inner labia. I've been told that a large inner labia can be a result of a lot of masterbation and that I do. I love sex and easily get multiple orgasms. You are so right on!
197. Jon - September 7, 2007 8:12 AM
Alicante is a beautiful city. All people in Spain and other countries comes here on holidays. Good beaches, good food, good people and now... Eva Longoria
198. yvonne - September 9, 2007 2:27 PM
go look at the golden 1 piece on a boat picture. eva does not look good in a bikini or anything that has little fabric. she seems to look good here cuz it's focused on certain areas. look at her as a whole picture and she looks stumped. not gorgeous at all.
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