Sep 5 2007Elle Macpherson might be a witch

muthafuckin FIRST!

:)

yeah yeah yeah she looks great for a 43-year-old.

know what would be much better? a great looking 23-year-old.

Dale Gribble: "Faaaaaaaact!"

She is really hot

I'd still have sex with her.

I'd fuck that Grandma..........

Hún er andskoti flott, ætla ekkert að reyna að neita því.

sure. Elle & Cindy look hot, why wouldnt they? they were SUPERMODELS folks. they have the genes, money, time and incentive to keep up with their looks. not everyone is a slob and loses their looks the minute they make it out of their 20's or pop their first kid. (ala Brit)

now someone that i think looks even more spectacular. Christy Turlington. DAMN. oh... and me. i look HOT

no doubt she looks great, but...the main picture....she looks ALOT like Noah Wylie from ER.

Is there something wrong about doing calculus?

wow, she really does look great...

I rather she look naked from Jimbo's place

Yeah, she's hot, but look at those knuckles. Should could punch at Ali at his prime with those monsters.

@7- is that calculus? wow! you math real good like.

what is going on with her nipple in that last pic? huge!!

I bet she looks scary witout all that hair extensions and makeup.

She's looking great for a saggy old bag. I'd stick it in her baby-head torn up pussy.

her coochie must be really wrinkly

@14...

Lim [You+d/dx(how gay you are)*ln(3x(how much cock you suck))]=Infinity*pi

She's looking good here. Didn't she get hospitalized awhile back for post-partum depression? Must have been exhausted after being pregnant for, like, what, 10 months or something?

I wonder if she wears her own line of lingerie. I've got some, it's very nice and not to expensive.

If she's a witch, she can brew a love potion for me anytime.

@14 Hey Veggo - look that fucking math troll is back!!!! That is the formula she used on her brother and how much she wanted to blow him!!!!

"Infinity*pi"

Holy third pic nippleage, Batman!

I think she IS a witch.

She has put a spell on my cock, turnning it to stone.

Help me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@19....I have one for you.

How much cock could a cocksucker suck if cocksucker could suck cock?

Tee Hee

19- uh, I thought it was funny. You, on the other hand, I found to be corse and unfriendly.

*sniffles and tries to regain composure*

I'm not knocking her, because she definitely looks great, but it also looks like she has had some work done on her face recently. So, witch? No. Great plastic surgeon and dermatologist? Yes. Sign me up.

Wow, that's quite a nipple. Too bad her kids are boys - with that early training they'd be amazing deep-throaters. Maybe they can give a few lessons to Cindy Crawford's gay son at the next over-the-hill supermodel convention.

I love her so much ...

http://testosterone-zone.com

@26 TT "Infinity*pi"?

actually it's Infinity*analcreampi

Wow Jimbo!! Howd you guess?? That was my secret brother blowing formula, and now you can tell everyone!

Too bad you eat your own shit.

and you probably smell bad too.
Infinity*pi*bad smell=you.

That's correct Jimbo................Tell him what he's won, Bob.....................

Check out this site for so funny celebrity shirts:

www.spoonspam.com

PS Veggo i love you. Im sorry If I didnt integrate correctly to show you how much I care.

@26. Probably a lot of cock.

I wonder if I still have that Sports Illustrated issue with her from 20+ years ago, yeh the one with all the pages stuck together...

She looks great because, in her prime, she was the most beautiful woman on the planet!

I wonder what her secret is for staying so thin?

@33 Wow you so funny you fucking dumb ass troll. Where did you learn such cleaver lines? "eat your own shit" I don't think I have heard that one since the 4th grade and "you probably smell bad too" That goes all the way back to 2nd grade. Gee you got me!!! Golly darn I am going to go tell my mommy you said a bad word.

FUCK YOU!!! You worthless piece of shit!!!!

@40 Jimbo.. come back to bed honey and stop taking that trolls bait. Take my bait!!!!! All nite long!!!!! Me Veggo, me love Jimbo's tiny cock.

Tee Hee

TT - i wuv making u laugh hunny bunny. smooches!

41 and 43. stop using my name. you aren't funny. really.

Wow, a girlish slap fight! First they yell at each other, then they start saying "fuck" repeatedly, then one them notices the other has an erection, then he notices he himself has an erection, then...love. Sweet, sweet, my-turn/your-turn bicurious first-time shock-joy of discovery love. Brings back memories, don't it, TT?

The first thing I would do is build an altar in the bedroom and just worship the shit outta that......

woof

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TT--45 wasn't me. It's probably the assclown running around asking math problems and posting love notes to me from MMMSimmons.

Don't get me wrong; she looks terrific. But there's a certain something that happens to the female Aussie face as it ages....a slight horsiness comes to the forefront. For example:

http://www.olivianewton-john.com/

'Cuz she's a natural beauty and hasn't had a bunch of surgery.

I hate to obsess about this, but if you put a blonde wig on this picture, you got the same person.........

http://image.com.com/tv/images/processed/thumb/66/b8/59902.jpg

@48 Mrs T - I have a coral to put her in and I promise she will get riden a lot!!!

Be careful, jrz. Maybe you've been spending too much time with TT. This is how it all starts...

Oh goody. Are we doing that again?

where you been p0nk?

promises, promises

Did you ever notice how Maura Tierney looks exactly like Fred Thompson?

p0nk,
As someone else wrote:

117. FagHag - August 30, 2007 4:00 PM

Top five reasons why trannies are better than lumberjacks.

1. They really know how to treat a lady, in and out of bed.
2. They smell better.
3. You can share clothes and make up.
4. He’ll be excited to go shopping with you.
5. It’s like having lesbian sex, except he has a real live hot cock, not a latex dildo.

Elle looks unbelievable? As in it's not even believable that its Elle??? I did not even recognize her at all when I saw that first pic. The only thing that still looks like her is the smile. She must have had a shit load of plastic surgery or botox or something. Not that she looks bad...it just doesn't look like...her.

"a coral to put her in"

too much reef-er, prolly...

she's always been perfect looking. I'd say she's one of the very few models who appeal to men and women.

I know somebody in real life who looks exactly like Ming-Na. Purely by coincidence I first met her while dropping off some dry cleaning.

Ya think??
Fred: http://fecundstench.com/images/Misc/Thompson.jpg
Maura: http://www.nbc.com/ER/images/cast/maura_tierney/maura_tierney_01.jpg

I saw her on an infomercial this morning flogging some Pilates equipment. I'd say it's working well for her, and I almost bought it just because.

Flogging???????

She could flog my ass anytime, but once again, I'd let just about anybody flog my ass.

@64 TT you are such a tramp!!!

I yam what I yam.

Any care to insert a Karen Finley joke here?

Good genes is the secret people. Note to self, will only breed with a male model.

- 7

What is this moonspeak?

If only I knew one.

But insertion is always good.

@68 Did you see Zoolander?

On the night she died, what was the last thing that went through Princess Diana's mind? The carburetor.

Jimbo,
I love Zoolander.

"wake me before you go go....."

The gas station scene is a fucking classic.

#67
????? I don't even know who the FUCK that is!!!

BITE ME!!!

TT- no YOU'RE classic. i love you babycakes. and you too veggo. i love you like a step father loves his ginger step children.

FRIST
Jesse Helms said she was obscene like back in the 90's.
She performed a nude rap kind of shit on stage.

@76 You so funny you dumb shit troll!!!

oh, thanks TT, Hey, Jimbo you have mail. I have to go file now. Well right after I look up Karen whoever...

@78 You so funny you dumb shit troll!!!

I don't think she looks that great for a 43 year old..53 yes. She has very bad skin, it's all blotchy and discolored. Close up pics really show off her wrinkled skin, and for her age they shouldn't be that noticeable. You don't get wrinkles on your body except for the face until your mid 50's.. The only think I applaud her for is keeping off the weight but she's a millionaire so it's not that hard for her to achieve.

@80 you're a homo man. like i was in middle school.

@81,
But you'd still fuck her?

Yes..........

That's what I thought.

HEY #8
KNOW IT ALL FUCK FACED BITCH

I wonder how many love notes MMMSimmons will leave for me tonight?

@83 Damn where do you come up them troll? You must be the life of the party!!

@83 TT you know I mean the troll right above you?

Yeah I know Jimbo.

But I CAN be the life of a party, also.

I don't get the jokes in this post--- even blind people know that elle macpherson has always-- and will always-- be incredibly gorgeous

Poor poor Jimbo does not know how to count. FUCK OFF
LOVE YOUR TROLL DICK BOY

Why can't Lindsay do calculus? She "does" everything else! I'm here all night folks--Or at least a few minutes.

@91 I thought she "does" everyone else

Jimbo-You wouldn't include "things" in her repetoire as well, just animate objects like people and donkeys?

@93 You are right Cowgurl. I thought that was Lindsay at the donkey show in TJ last week

94-Oh! So, I have caught you--You HAVE seen the donkey show! GLGL!

She looks like Tawny Kitaen.

she looks good, but different.

why does plastic surgery on the face ALWAYS make everyone have the 'look'?
their eyes and cheeks just never look quite right. i.e nicole kidman, brooke burke, meg ryan etc

No No..... that was not me. I was not there....... I have never been to the donkey show.

President Jimbo, I can see it in the headlines now! With your mad spinning skills, you should Totally run for office!:-D

Hmmm. The more I think about it, the better it sounds. What do you say about running for office Jimbo? Elle has a nice blue dress for you already---all you need is a cigar!

100th!

I was thinking of running for Senator in Idaho. I hear they are going to have an opening soon

I've got a magic wand for that witch! lol!

Funny one Jimbo! You tell good joke long time (I'm not PC enough to run for office)

I am not PC enough either. You have seen my mouth in here. I would tell the first heckler to go F himself

105, you know you definitely couldn't write your own speeches with your tendency to omit letters and spell worng!

I us spel chuk when I kare abut what i wright

Spell check is a sign of the demise of society. Look what it has done to me? I can't type without freaking out and looking up the spelling of the word. Maybe I shouldn't use big words or the Fish should put some sort of spell checking device on the comments section. He is a magical fish, maybe he can make it happen!

The morons can't stop the trolling, I don't think they will be able to do anything about spell check.

109---Maybe they will control the trolls if we bat our eyelashes and use our "inside" voice?

Yeah that will work! And I will be the next Senator from Idaho

Totally Jimbo and I'll be FIRST!!

That works for me

I think I killed Blogger!!!

I thought someone shot Blogger down! It doesn't have the fluidity or grace of say, the Super Fish (bats eyes).

LMAO, you all obviously didn't see the Elle pics last week. Most hideous sun-damaged skin on a 43 y.o. ever. And fried egg tits.

oh my shes still got it aussie aussie aussie oi oi oi.

Are those NIPPLES?
A partial roll of nickels, perchance?
43 or not, I'm damn curious about what under the hood of that ride. ;)

She looks wonderful! But . . . kneecaps and armpits . . . the age shows.

I would say its probably fairly easy to stay thin when your that freakin tall! Amazon woman!!!

#9...Holy Crap! You're right! Good catch! Ever since I looked at that main pic of Elle I couldn't quite put my finger on it...but something was bothering me. And thats it! She looks like fricken Noah Wylie in drag! Freaky Deaky! Now I can go on...Thank you for setting me free! ...Aaaahhhh...

magic of great makeup. have u seen pictures of her sans makeup? shocking.

You guys all suck

This quote is from Kelly Osbourne............

"It baffles me. I can't even wear a thong. I always have to have my granny knickers on. I don't understand the whole no knicker-wearing trend."

"It's a bit sickening, but that's how desperate people are for attention. Instead of going out and doing something good, they'd rather show their vaginas to the world."

Sometimes the FISH is just stupid. 43-year-old, like that's old or something. BTW Elle Mac is an hearty Aussie who has been taking care of herself for years. Must be the Vegemite.

She Rocks!

i dont see what the big deal is about her. she's tall and has pretty hair, otherwise she reminds me of julia roberts. same smile and shape face.

Just what the hell do you mean "looking good for a 43 year old?'! I looked goddamned good at 43 - lots of water, working out, and watching what you eat is the key to keeping it. I'm 47 now, and must admit it is starting to catch up with me - a little around my eyes, and that goddamned cellulite, no matter how careful I am about what I eat. So despite doing the work and being concientious, it does get you sooner or later. But I'm still fucking hot and have less cellulite than a lot of the young things I see around town wearing short shorts and letting it all hang out. Yuck!

Some of you dinks, the way you talk about "old" people, like you are somehow above getting older yourself. It's gonna happen to you too, and probably worse than most people, because of your shitty negative attitudes and sitting on your asses playing with your computers all day. You'll all have the asses of a Mack truck by the time you're 35, never mind 43.

Umm... who's sitting on their ass typing on a computer talking about how hot they're old ass is?
Yah, you're hot, we believe you.

I bet Xtina is hot. Like I always say, chronological age is just a number, its your biological age that's the key. If you think and act young and take care of yourself, you can feel, look, and internally be younger than someone 10, 15, even 20 years your junior.
I knew this even when I was a teen, and never judged someone because of their age. Makes life more fulfilling when you're not an overly critical and judgemental pessimist.

This is the difference: This woman did not spend 600K to look like she was cut out whole from some sort of tree. Nature's not *that* much of a bitch, yanno. Have you seen Nicole Kidman lately?

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