Sep 26 2007Dita Von Teese makes neutering sexy

Stupid PETA.... Isn't she American though?

Frrrrist

wow, i might be first

Dita Von Teese was born in Michigan--she is not European

European?
She's from Michigan....

lmao that was changed really fast

No no darling, first is mine :D Oh the prestige of it all...

Leave it to a woman to advertise castration........

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just in case you needed reminded:
luc = idiot
katie= idiot
Liv = respect

i wanna see er nakid

Who is she and who cares. Ugly ass wench.

Peta can kiss my gun totin', deer eatin', dog kicking ass.

I still think Bob Barker wore a corset and heels better, but hey, if this is what does it for you, to each their own.

yes i know i just mentioned something similar in the last post, but PETA doesn't even help animals. form '98 to '00 they eunthanized 90% of the animals that came into their custody...and they wanted paris hilton to do a kentucky fried cruelty ad...she dresses her and her yorkie (which came from a pet store, just like her other dogs, which come from puppy mills) up leopard print clothing..

PETA are fucking assholes

That's really fuking stupid!

i don't like peta.. and i don't like meat. anddd i don't like marilyn manson.

emily a, you're an idiot. peta doesn't take animals "into custody" -- it's not an animal shelter, it's an advocacy organization. get a clue.

That looks like one of them carboard pictures you shove your head through to take a souvenir photo of your trip.

Dita Von Teese is amazingly hot. That is all.

jus'stupid.... how fitting

What a waist! OMG, I'm crying! No fair, Dita, your beauty makes me cry! Here, here, take this, Dita, it's a, it's a engagement ring, yes, I know it looks like the rubber ring of a condom, just say yes, and we'll elope now, to that back alley right now, nevermind the nuptials, honeymoon first, why are you complaining? You married Marilyn Manson, I didn't. At least, I'm faithful, say that poodle looks, Dita?Dita? Awww, poodle made me look, now Dita is gone. HEEEERRRREE DEEEETTTAAAAAH!

emily is the a for assinine??

Yawn to the ad.

But-
how embarassing to be cheated on by Marilyn Manson.

Geez Louise!
I'd kill myself.

why was she married to that ugly, mongoline that is MM??? why, why, why??

I really love her outfit, but her corset doesn't have garters. Pink and black are very sexy colors together.
I hate stay-up stockings with that rubber band at the top.

She is very hot, but seriously, PETA can kiss my ass.
For every animal you don't eat, I'm eating three. :-)
Enjoy your tofu sandwich and your veggie burgers.
I mean, I love animals, they're delicious...
But not dogs... i mean, I don't feel like Chinese today.

emily is a statistic maker-upper!!!

Oh TT, she makes it look so yummy. I'd do her! Gawd Dita is hawt! Marilyn Manson is a complete ass for losing that woman!

This is very important. I will marry Dita and walk her dog. In return I only expect to be served breakfast in bed while she wears what she is wearing in her PETA picture. Marry me Dita! You know you want too!

hill....dont worry, i'll be over later and fry up your dog for dinner. yummy.

Hemlock,
Yes, she does look very sexy and fuckable.
I'd pay good money to watch you do her.

the funny thing is what MM ended up with, some average looking chick you'd see working in your local Applebees

Hill "for every animal you don't eat, I'm eating three"

oooOOOoooo, you'll show them! ignorant bafoon.

I just don't get how people get sooooooo offended by what others will or won't eat.
Do you just HATE it that some people don't like to eat mustard? For every non-mustard sammich, are ya gonna eat 3!!!????

PETA folks are belligerent and self-righteous, with attitudes not much different from any other terrorist groups (except, sadly, they don't explode themselves). If they want to act that way, fine, but no whining about the blowback from regular folks.

peta is a retarded organization, if you even want to call it that, but i do think people need to spay & neuter their cats & dogs.

8, how do you castrate a female dog? just wondering.

She can be interesting sometimes, but that corset and hairdo ain't cutting it. Legs are a little bony and her smirk is distracting.

i'm just going to drink the mustard right out of the bottle, so suck on that fucking mustard haters!

i wear human coats, i mean, i wear coats made out of blood, sweat, tears and shattered lives, but, like, nobody cares.

hah! frist! i wish they would blow themselves up, too. more leather for me.

Manson family leftovers... *sigh* I'd rather have the veal... mmmm, baby cow....

yes the a does stand for assanine, and that is exactly what PETA is..and you think i made those up...check the web moron..forgive me for actually caring about animals

What I wanna know is, who is the old dude and why is he looking at her face? Dummy.

I'm not sure showing a scantily clad chick is going to make all the dumbfucks get their animals fixed, but whatever. You go with your strengths. If they gave away a free blowjob to everyone who brought a pet in to be fixed, the problem of animal overpopulation could probably be solved over a long weekend. It's not unprecedented. Police exchange stuff for guns, this is just the next step. So get on the stick, PETA. Get all those hot vegans to start putting out. For the animals.

do you care about human animals?

Hey, Texas Tranny... I got a question. If you're wearing a corset that's all tight and stuff, and you put something into you that's really big, do your eyes bug out?

i descended upon the farmlands of our own midwest, and as i landed, i heard an awful clamour. see, it was the cries of the carrots. for the farmers, it was harvest day, but to them, it was the holocaust.

let the rabbits wear glasses! save our brothers, man! can i get an amen?

It's kinda funny Peta chose Von Teese to promote their campaign, considering there's a whole chapter in her biography on how she LOVES to wear fur.
Retarded people...

are you kidding, bib?

hahahahhahahahahahahaha

*cough*

ha

I'm a member of PETA.

People
Eating
Tasty
Animals

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Actually, PETA *does* take in animals. #16, you in fact just made yourself look like an ass. There are a million websites that will tell you all about their idiocy/hypocrisy, and Penn & Teller even did a whole episode of Bullshit! on them.
Unfortunately it looks like that episode has been pulled from Youtube and Myspace, or I'd link to it.
PETA supports terrorism and is now trying to weasel their way into the heads of youth with PETA2. I keep having to stop liking bands after they start putting up PETA shit. :(

love dita.

I'm sorry but I can't find a Marilyn Manson fucker sexy.

"Get all those hot vegans to start putting out."

Both of them? Or do you mean we're going to start a massive campaign of forced dieting, shaving, and bathing?

the biggest B.S. I've ever seen.

I'd hit it.

Amazing body on her. OK Face. But messed up in the brain. Any chick that goes for Brian, I mean, Marilyn Manson is whacked. Serious issues and insecurities that would make them horrible to be around long term. But hey, for a night, she'd do.....

She a natural blonde.

/true

oh, #47, well if 2 magicians say something's true, i guess it must be true

I think that Dita is so damn freaking HOT! I would love to have a few hours alone with her ;-) I will never understand when MM left her for some scrawny poser wanna-be.......

Actually,
the funny thing is the top of those stockings look like they are rimmed in some type of fur!!!

Hey #42, I just heard Larry Craig tappin it out for you. Oh, you came on to him first? How sweet!

Dita rocks! Absolutely gorgeous!

#11 - did you even read the post? because pretty much it called out idiots like you

She is absolutely gorgeous, I wonder if she’s bi-sexual.

Marilyn Manson must have a huge cock or something, he has had some very hot women in his life, there has to be a reason.

TT, I bet you look very sexy in a corset. I just love a drag-queen in pretty feminine clothes.

Hey veggie, F*ck yeah i think people who don't eat mustard sandwiches should be drug out into the street and shot, wow you are one stupid son of a bitch. Want to know why PETA can kiss my ass? Because they're the faggots that started this whole thing! You don't see people protesting the harvesting of mustard seeds, do you? (although I will admit anything is possible) Stop your bitching about how eating animals is wrong and for starters, check yourself! It's people like YOU who make me hate vegetarians, or at least the bitchy, whiny ones. If vegetarians would stop being so damned judgemental, then I'll stop saying shit like that because there will be no reason to!! Nobody would get pissed off, like you did, and support my point! Seriously if you want to eat tofu and veggie stuff, eat it, but leave me and my right to eat animals the hell alone.

And yolatengo, good luck finding my dog, seeing as how I don't own one.

Yep, there must be some reason why hot women cling to Marilyn Manson...trying to figure out why...hmmm...

burlesque star?

Is there any such thing?

#62-

Well if you figure it out be sure to NOT let me know. I'm sure the upchuck factor would hit me hard if I was ever exposed to the reason chicks like him.

PETA folks are attention whores. They wastes so much money on publicity stunts.

If you want your money not wasted, give it to groups that fight against human trafficking. 400,000 Women and girls are sold each year to slavery.

Celebs and billionaires are only too afraid to get involved:

1. its currently not a fad (celebs have highschool mentality).
2. its depressng
3. victims are thinking and feeling human beings. who wants to deal with these poor women from eastern europe, latin american and asia. ewww!!

Sorry... i have to..

Fuck PETA - How about the ethical treatment of PEOPLE! These animal people need priorities. Don't hurt fluffy, but all the poor people in Narlins' and all the elderly living well below the poverty line... Thats okay to turn a blind eye to. Michael Vick and his dogfighting is a huge news story, but it's okay that every year hundreds of elderly die from summer heat related illness. (512 or 739 - depending on who you believe, in Chiago alone in 1995 - which was one of the worst years) Dogs fighting bad... Eldery dying not so bad. 800 million people worldwide don't have enought to eat, but Pam Anderson nude spoutin on about Peta is news... Argggggg. Just stop already. Start caring about people... You never know you might be on the wrong end of the stats someday.

Aside from that...Dita...Balls yeah i'd hit it... Only after i clubbed a baby seal and made myself a seal pelt thong..... mmmm silky....

Dita is not just a burly-q artist. She has done actual porn. Artsy-fartsy lesbo porn for Andrew Blake, but porn nonetheless.

Now if only Brand and Angelina and all the 3rd world countries would use birth control we’d be set. Do you think Paris will start birth control reform when she spreads her legs, I mean good will overseas? If we sterilize all the animals, what are Mexicans and Asians going to eat (I did not just go there!)?
Biddy, you and I could be buds except that I’m not that wealthy and I try not to say “like” too much. The only coins coming out of my ears are rusty pennies and tuppence!

Personally... I'm a vegetarian, but not because I'm naive enough to think it actually saves animals, because it doesn't. Let's face it, if the meat is already there, and I don't eat it someone else will.

I think it's militant veggies everyone hates (myself incuded!), and that's how PETA are, they have the right basic morals... they just go about promoting them in entirely the wrong way (I think..). It's defo not cool to shove your views (or tofu) down other people's throats! :P

The choice of Von Teese is also really bizarre (and incredibly stupid) considering her penchant for real fur..

69 - I agree although spicy agedashi rules!.... I think PETA has their hearts in the right spot, but i cannot agree with them on many levels.. - I am an advocate for conservation - always have been.. But there comes a time when you need to see the big picture from a PR point of view. Antics will only get you so far - then after that point you loose credibility. Much like Greenpeace, sometimes they go too far to make a point - and in the process loose sight of their good intentions.

On a sleezer note...She did Leso porn? Were any beavers hurt during the making of those movies...(Sorry couldn't resist)

She looks like her poop smells really bad.

SMELLY POOP
SMELLY POOP
SMELLY POOP
SMELLY POOP

@3, No Katie, you're not. Butrthanks for trying to state the obvious though. Dork.

I was going to comment on the fur thing...looks like someone beat me to it, though I think she has said that she only wears vintage fur, which is a little better, I suppose. No new skinnings. And apparently she did take off a fur coat at an event after Pamela Anderson had a hissy fit about it. I don't think Pam whining like that even deserves such a gracious gesture. I'm no fur fan, but Pamela Anderson is just perpetuating stereotypes of animal rights people. PETA does some good, but mostly they just annoy people and keep screwed up priorities.

On other side, I love how people assume vegetarians are judgmental when half the time they're just defending their ideals against ignorant comments. I love it when some ass chews a burger in my face and says "mmm, delicious dead animal" and I reply with an offhand comment on how it's going to be rotting in their colon, suddenly I'm a bitch and rubbing my beliefs in their face. Bah.

I don't really care about PETA but my cat now has an empty sack of unfufillment. He'll live longer. I didn't have my first cat spayed and she went into heat, got out, got laid and got feline AIDS. If your dog/cat will live longer with a spay or nut chop....why not hack it off? Hell they even have little fake nuts for your little guy to feel more whole. Seems like a waste but may look better than an empty sack hanging there on some animals.

oh and on a side note, it's hilarious that in the small writing at the bottom of the add they say "it's time to BONE up on your ABC's.... " ba ha

oh and on a side note, it's hilarious that in the small writing at the bottom of the add they say "it's time to BONE up on your ABC's.... " ba ha

I'll send another check to PETA right away. It does not even give a discount on taxes but I'll do it anyway.

Dita once came on to me at a club in Dallas at less that's what my friends tell me.... I kinda was fucked up at the time.

anyhow PETA SUCKS!

Manson spat in my mouth once... does that count as him coming onto me?

(Yes really. it was horriffic. :( )

PETA is full of hypocritical assholes. I don't care how many naked women they throw on ads. They can kiss my white ass.

If I could, I would lock the leading members of PETA in a room with Vick's dogs for a night.

And I wouldn't feed his dogs for a week before that night.

PETA reminds me that were have steak tonight. Peta you are left-wing scrum and stop telling people how to live their lives!!!

People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) loves to point the finger at others, when they should be looking at their own record of killing more than 90% of the animals left in their care. According to government records PETA has killed more than 14,400 animals since 1998.

“PETA has shamelessly used the horrific Michael Vick case to pad their group’s coffers, even though their track record of slaughtering thousands of helpless, adoptable animals is far more damning,” said CCF Director of Research David Martosko. “Americans need to be aware of how PETA treats animals in their care and reject the group’s overt hypocrisy.”

Documents obtained by the Center for Consumer Freedom from the Virginia State Veterinarian show that between 1998 and 2005 PETA killed more than 14,400 dogs, cats, and other animals.

In addition to the thousands of animals that were killed at their headquarters, two PETA employees in North Carolina admitted to killing dozens of dogs and cats in a roving “death van” and tossing their bodies into a trash dumpster.

you can't make up statistics like that

http://www.petakillsanimals.com/vick_press_release.cfm

I bet the shoes are leather....

Thank you, Emily, for looking that up and posting it so I didn't have to.

Dita Von Teese is absolutely beautiful. PETA can be a bit extreme at times. Animal birth control? I think most girls nowadays need that way more than animals do!!

#83, wow you'll believe anything won't you? The "Center for Consumer Freedom" is an advocacy group funded completely by tobacco companies, meat companies, and other consumer products businesses. why would you believe anything they are trying to tell you? hello, wake up an smell the hidden agenda! if you don't believe me, look up their wikipedia page or read this article about them from ABC news: http://abcnews.go.com/US/Story?id=3529145&page=1

Also, sometimes animals are in such bad condition that they have to be euthenized. It's a sad fact, but true. It doesn't mean peta's hypocritical for doing so. Use your common sense or if that doesn't work, then ask a veternarian their opinion. sheesh...

People who accept to eat eggs that were produced by hens packed all their lives in small cages where they can't even move have to be out of their minds.

In America, you can crush an egg with a single hand, the shell is so porous. And by the way, it lets salmonella in. So torturing the birds is not even for the good of people.

I support PETA only with the hope to get rid of these horrors.
I don't care if PETA are too extreme, they will not win all the way, we people will not become vegetarians, but the world might improve a little.

#87 - it's so fucking funny when people from group A attack group B for having sponsorship or a "hidden agenda." They're biased! You can't believe anything they say!

Are you so fucking naive to think that PETA doesn't have sponsorship? A hidden agenda? Bias?

Ever meet some hard core PETA types? One of their hidden agendas is to dramatically shrink the human race. So do you think they're after your health and well being? Or death?

Think groups like PETA or Sierra club are "non-profit"? Hmmm...then why do their higher ups get checks? You think Sierra Club would ever come forward and say something got better? That might leave you with the impression that you don't have to donate as much. Then somebody loses a job. Think money doesn't bias a "non-profit"? Think again my naive little friend!

There's something so cool and sexy about her...until you remember she was married to MM; yech. But she apparently loves animals, so she is somewhat redeemable.

"she’s an American burlesque star who was married to Marilyn Manson briefly."

So WHERE does it say shes european???

It did say she was European... but was edited almost instantly when we all kicked up a fuss :P

Peta rocks!
anybody think otherwice, ;
you will end INH

It is 09/27/07 and it is 9:10 a.m. pst. Dita is still here and I'm still in love. I will walk your dog, pee on meat eaters and pretty much anything else that will get me into bed with you. Just thought I mention that before the Fish archives this string.

Love her.
Those curves, that class... if I were to go lesbian for anybody, it'd be her.

more importantly, is that tim gunn?

Is that....Julian Sands??????????