Sep 13 2007Demi Moore whines like an old woman - because she is one

hey FRIST, there's a new post!!

jesus.

Momma has to look good for the boy

There is a new post FRIST!!!!

Opps I forgot to tell FRIST there is a new post.

"A lot of them don't have much substance, other than being someone's mother or wife."

????!! There's a difference???!!

I love the dress and shoes.

Your going to be in big trouble Jimbo.

TT Offered to call her and she said NO!!!

There are good roles for women over forty, Demi's problem is that they're not in blockbuster-type movies and require a person who can act.

whatever. I like demi. When I'm an old lady, I want me an ashton to play with.

"So, Demi, you're saying that working with you might get me access to Ashton, but not Bruce? Right...ok, let me get back to you..."

Demi and Sarah Silverman would make a lovely couple of ... somethings.

The surgeries were a success. IMO, she looks great, esp to be in her forties.

I wonder if she dies her sparse grey pubes black to match her head...

Veggi, I thought you already had 5 or 6 Ashtons to play with?

She made one huge mistake with her surgeries when she replaced her Willis with a willy.

Hey she is banging and living with a hot young stud actor; not bad for a 40 something year old.

I can't believe she never had that horrendous bump removed from the top of her neck...............

Ok, I know it's a small picture, but check this one out and tell me which one looks more feminine.

He's looking for good for his age, isn't he?

Whatever. At least all the plastic surgery is working 'cause she's gorgeous for her age.

wish you losers would stop with the "first" shit like you were in "first" grade. demi looks hot but maybe she just not a great actress and just ok.

Auntie Demi asks me over all the time for some of her magic lollipops. the kind that make your eyes red and you see jesus. She also likes to give me some of her gorilla salad. Just like Mommy! Only Auntie Demi's has EXTRA CHEESE! Yim yum.

Definitely a lot better looking than most of the 20-somethings out there like Shitney & Parasite.

Jrzmommy--do you mean her head? HAHAHAHAAHA!!!

I hate it when people whine because they're too old. Why can’t they just diversify ‘themselves’. I mean, It happens with rock stars also, and an old rock star is a very rare specimen. Even David Bowie has fallen into very low grades of credibility trying to make it last longer. Don’t this people have a plan B? I mean, people can do more than one thing in life. Compose experimental music, write a book, found a production company. Incapable people whine way too much. It is very-very clear than you can’t rely on your looks, not also on your teenage-bravado forever…. Come on… get yourself together Demi, or live on the money that Ashton will bring home. What-ever.

It's almost always the same thing in these may-december hookups - the 40+ woman is a multiple-surgery hardbody, complete with low-estrogen 6-pack, and the young guy is a slim floppy-haired cutie-pie who blows over in a stiff breeze. But it's always hot to some people. So I guess we should say: more power to them! (and eeeeewwwww)

I may be 42, overweight, and lower-upper-middle class, but here's the thing: I will ALWAYS be 2 years YOUNGER than Demi Moore. SUCK IT DEMI!!!!

27--Ha!! Excellent.
Yeah bottles......I meant her big head.

what a freakin' frankenstein...

Her acting ability is amazing! She totally had me convinced that women can be Navy SEALs... (NOT)

She paid a lot of money for orange skin.

Fuckin misquotes! What I really said was, "There aren't that many good roles for women over 40 on steroids." Happens every fuckin time. I feel like putting my fuckin fist up somebody's...HEY! ASHTON! C'mere, honey..."

Demi's fine except her toes look fucking disgusting. There's nothing worse than her big crooked toes hangin' ten over the front of her peep toes!

She's prettier than a lot of the twenty something like for instance Scarlett Jo and Lilo and Paris.

I wonder if dust flies out everytime she queefs. Red dust. Yeah. I went there.

Is that Hawk from "Spencer for Hire" in the third pic? He must've grown out his hair to go for the "distinguished older black man" look.

SPEN-CA!

I tell ya what..she looks a fuck of a lot better than that horseface with the yellow teeth next to her. And I'd take a Demi Moore over Lohan, Paris, Briteny and even that little Hayden Pantene chick anyday.

memo to Dummi Moore:

yer gonna die like everyone else.

Demi looks good. None of it is the real her and you'd think that would make her a little humble but no of course not. When you get old and die does plastic surgery keep your body from turning to dust and disappearing? Someone should interview Ashton and find out if plastic pussy is better for the dick than real.

Love picture No. 3. It's great to play Letterman's favorite game.."what about this guy" --> those three guys on the left gawking at Demi..then the guy right behind her. priceless. the second guy back on the left is freaky x 10.

She knew thats how the business worked when she got into it. She should've neglected her kids and stayed in the limelight like every other actress.

There's a new post???

I think she'd get roles if she actually resembled her own age somewhat. There's only like one kind of role I could see her playing in her current state and that's the role of a rich cougar. But she already plays that in real life so it wouldn't be much of a stretch.

Now she knows how every good but less 'hot' actress of her agegroup has felt their entire lives. Demi's problem is that she has always been dumbass eye candy and as you get older playing dumbass eye candy you'll find the roles dry up unless you agree to do double anal. It's funny how you never see Helen Mirren bitching about people not hiring older women

pretty women are a dime a dozen in Hollywood. Why would you want a patched up Titanic when you can get a brand new cigar boat ! Demi you need to look ugly to get roles, try looking like Helen Mirren

In # 3 is that guy's zipper down? Whats up with that?

No one's arguing that she doesn't look good. She does. But, come one...she's made more than enough money for 5 lifetimes, let the young ones make some now. If you're bored and want a carreer...GET A JOB! Go study something. Start a company, do something else.
#25 is completely right.
I think her real problem is that NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT DEMI MOORE ANYMORE. Demi who?
She doesn't want to work, she just wants the attention she used to have.

she looks beautiful. altho i guess for 450K one ought to.

what the hell is she going to do when she's eighty? there ain't no stopping that shit.

She's hot but needs to just chill and quit tryin' so hard.

Wish I had 450,000 dollars.

It's not just the masco fac and bod, it's also that she's got this deep husky voice. And if you've ever seen her nude pics from way way back, she's a real Silverman down there. Muscled tight-faced deep voiced stubbly person sleeping next to you in bed - better face away when you fall asleep or the morning wakeup is gonna be brutal.

@ 27 - Waaahhhh! I'm a month OLDER than Demi. But at least I am not a Kabbalahista...

She's a GILF.

Her job now is like any other woman's once she hits 40 -- to fuck rich men who will support her worthless ass.

If she looked like a 40 year old she might get substantial roles for a 40 yr old.

#9 & 47 - True ... true.

Maybe she could do what Bruce Willis and Patrick Swayze did when the acting career went into a lull due to advanced age - learn to play an instrument, then go around on a "House of Blues" tour with a couple of lame recordings.

She could play Ashton's skin flute on stage & make a fortune!

she's Kahbalalicous

she looks good for a 40year old... but thats not the problem.. the problem is (newsflash) HER ACTING SUCKS!

what a whiney, insecure bitch. STOP WITH THE PLASTIC SURGERY. no one gives a shit about you.

Demi Moore would probably find herself in more roles if she didn't put out this aura of caring more about fashion (hence the matching boyfriend) than acting. Lisa Kudrow may have trouble finding roles because she's older, but she does find them because she takes acting seriously, even though she's not OMG HOT.

I don't mean to be picky, but one doesn't really knit a quilt. You could knit a blanket, but I believe it would be more accurate to say one would sew a quilt.
That being said, it's too bad she had to spend all that money to look as good as cindy crawford does simply by being cindy crawford. And honestly, she doesn't look that good because it's all fake. Fake!

Demi's problem is the same as Jenna Jameson's, which is the same as Victoria Bechham's -- they don't look real. They're so plasticized and angular it's uncomfortable to look at.

If she'd focused just on nutrition and exercise, she'd be a damn hot MILF right now.

FRIST!!!!

Damn. Just missed it.

To be exact, in modern terms you "AIDS a quilt" rather than knit or sew it. It refers to the current practice of a group of men getting together, fucking each other in the ass and transmitting HIV through rectal tearing, and then making a nice blanket to cuddle under afterwards.

Gray pubes? Oh man that's hot! Leave them alone!

And just where are these hot knees?

who fucking cares she sucks
sounds like a man when she opens her mouh
waite oh ya!.. Ashton is gayish hmmm

dude, she looks good for whatever age she's at.

Bullshit! There's plenty of roles for women over forty. Those who have acting abilities and talent. Not just because your name is pronounced De'mi and not Demi.

Walking out of the ocean in fucking bikini. Man, that takes amazing talent and method acting. Oscar!

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@64
Sounds like fun to me.

And another idiot spends thousands on cosmetic surgery only to walk away disappointed.... what a colossal surprise. Not. You can't buy your way into the A-list, Demi, or back into your 20s either. Younger, hotter starlets will always keep coming and you will just keep getting older. Get over it.

Oh, and with all that money for an "army" of yoga teachers, kickboxing teachers, etc, you'd think she could afford to take an acting class or two.

I wonder how Ashton is dealing with her Mid-Life Crisis ... night sweats... mood swings.. month to month irregularity........etc... I bet he's pissed. LOL

Black dude in the 3rd pic is Andre Leon Talley.

thats bs. there are plenty of roles for older women. maybe she should be more concerned with her acting rather than her looks! cathy bates, meryl streep and plenty of other older actresses did.

She looks GREAT! She looks early 30s to me.

pathetic ! real women rock

Demi's plastic coating looks much more real than Victoria Beckham and Jenna Jameson. She appears to know when to stop. Even so, all the surgery doesnot make her look 20. Maybe from a distance but not up close. Movies are up close.

Mr. Talley's fly appears to be completely open.

I'm with you on the production company thing.

Unless more older women self fund films, some old perveted asshole will always cast a very young woman to play the sexy roles.

Woman need to take action and transform this sexist industry!!!!

Ya'll are all a bunch of jealousy bitches. And those that aren't jealous and catty, are just immature. Young, dumb, and full of cum. Why shouldn't she want to look her best, at whatever age. And so what if she has a few "nip and tucks." What, you don't style your hair, curl it, dye it, shave yourself, where makeup? I guess you all go all natural, huh? What a bunch of hypocrites. You all need to grow the fuck up.

$500,000 for plastic surgery, but not a buck for acting lessons.

what does she expect? oh, you look marginally the same as you did a few years ago...you still suck

diane lane has no problem getting roles...

"Bullshit! There's plenty of roles for women over forty. "

Bullshit. Young sells and 40 ain't even old. Plenty of "older" actresses have said the same.

@81 ... Diane Lane is hot.

There are lots of beautiful older women. The key is fairly simple -- be trim and in relatively good shape and have a confident, sexy attitude. That's it. Don't need plastic boobs or stretched skin.

God she's fucking hot!!
I would go Max Hardcore style on her and just throat fuck her everytime she started talking about the plights of women

Pssst......#79----this is The Superficial.....not a support group for codependent cry babies. Get in line or get lost.

what does all her anti-ageing plastic surgery say about ageism? hmm.... a hypocrite in hollywood!? NO WAY!!!

Since when does hitting 40 require 450,000 worth of work? Who is literally falling apart at THAT age? I would hate to hear the estimate at 60.

She looks good though...

Her face is frozen from all the work that she has had done. Just look at her, she can't even smile because her skin has been stretched so much. She is just an old hag trying to look young. Multiple surgery's and cute clothes won't help to keep her young. Her movements and her mind are that of an old hag.

There are no good acting parts for her because of her non-talent. It appears that many other mature actress don't have her problem. It's time for her to go to the glue factory now.

Money well spent.

I love how she acts like no one's bitched about this before. And while the system worked in her favor, she took full advanage of it and did nothing to change it. So why all this complaining now? She knew the score. She should have branched out by then, like quite a few people here have said. You can't spend your life playing hot ingenue roles. Because 40-somethings wanting to act those roles just look pathetic, like Goldie Hawn's character in "First Wive's Club."

She looks great in these pics. Money and effort well spent. Can you imagine Ashton waking up next to her some morning and all of the work is reversed? He would have to borrow some of her Depends!

sevenandaswitchblade: I always thought Bruce Willis should play Spenser, and maybe Wesley Snipes as Hawk. I also can't stand the actor the cast as Susan. Demi could be her . . . that would work.

Totally fugg

there are tons of actresses over 40 who get lots of work. Sandra Bullock, Glen Close, Nicole Kidman, Julianne Moore, Diane Lane, Sigourney Weaver, Selma Hayek, Mary Louise Parker!!!, Meryl Streep, Marcia Gay Harden, Julia Roberts (in a month), Patricia Clarkson

I don't get it....what's on the lines under Demi's eyes in the fourth photo. For $450K you'd think she could have gotten rid of those age lines. But then again, actresses never seem to age well, without plastic surgery most of them would be just old and ugly.

Only an insecure (and IMO a very bored) person would spend $450K on plastic surgery. Why doesn't she just take the millions she still has, buy some luxury dream house on the other side of the world (where I'd rather her be), and live the rest of her life relaxed and in peace. The problem with that is she'd never gain attention that way, which is a big NO-NO for her!

The funniest thing to me is the fact that she's a woman in her forties who's spent thousands upon thousands on surgery in order to not look like a woman in her forties and she's complaining about not getting any acting roles. Who the fuck is she going to play ? A tough, beaten down female cop ?? A school teacher in the ghetto ??? People would just be wondering where this hard living beaten down woman got the thousands of dollars to spend turning herself into plastic.

Ohhhh, she doesn't want to play a woman of her agegroup ? She wants to play the young pretty teenager ? Ageism ? Eh ? jism ?

In that last picture she's showing how "big" Bruce Willes got when fully erect. No wonder she left him for Ashton.

She is gorgeous. All you male parasites would bang her in a heartbeat. You know you would, don't deny it.

Demi should:

1) go find or write a script, \
2) get a promising director from a film school or someone who has already made a good independent feature,
3) sell a couple of her cars,
4) make a movie.

I really don't understand why successful actors get like this.

Sure, she' a good actress. I understand her wanting to act. So - DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. Form a production company, do whatever you gotta do.

Drew Barrymore made her own company, and made "Donnie Darko". George Clooney is putting together his own deals left and right. Hell, Ashton freakin' Kucher has his own TV show.

I'm sure Demi didn't get where she was 20 years ago, by waiting for people to find something for her.

End rant...

I'd do her.

Yup, Demi is still hurtin for the ol' squirtin. Hey ladies, scientists say that semen actually tightens skin and gives a youthful glow to a lady's complexion. So the next time your man says he wants to give you a pearl necklace, you should count your lucky stars he's not giving jewelry. He wants to keep you beautiful.

And it all comes back to you.

I heard that she was getting some tail lights installed, at a nearby garage, and she learned to make a beeping noise with her mouth--that's for tragic reversals. (da-ding)

No applause, just money folks, I'm playing the Bellagio every Thursday this month, come over and see me.

Felicity Huffman is her age or older and seems to work. I recall she played Lohan's mother in Georgia Rule, and it was a good role. But Demi Moore would try out for the Lohan part and then complain that Hollywood was age-ist.

The reason why you get roles as a mom or wife is because that's what happens to women when they get to that age. What does she expect? To play a role that doesn't suit her? Stop trying to stay young and play sexy roles. Age peacefully and stop with the plastic surgery and the drilling and nails and screws, disgusting nasty repulsive! Be a woman, be real, and face the reality, face the nature process of aging!

most of you are horrendous assholes.

#100 nailed it right on the head. She can afford to produce her own movies and she can make them whatever she desires-- but probably just doesn't have the skills or ambition to do so.

Joey Lauren Adams did this last year and was successful. In fact, I believe she also directed her movie too. The folks are in the biz: you have the clout and resources, go do something.

Besides, half a million to look about 9 or 10 years younger? So what?

At least she did her surgeries right! She looks absolutely fabulous! She doesn't even have old lady hands! Rock it, Demi!
(it's either the surgeries or she's drinking Ashton's blood...)

She looks gorgeous. But women over 40 ARE working in Hollywood - Meryl Streep, Jodie Foster, Helen Mirren (sp?), Sandra Bulluck...

After $450K does it even qualify as your body anymore??? I mean, at that point more of it is probably plastic or snythetic or something other than natural, right? Yikes.

And Andre Leon Talley's fly is not down - his vest isn't buttoned all of the way. Geez, people! (He's the Editor-at-Large for VOGUE for God's sake!! Surely he checks himself from head to toe in every mirror he passes by. I doubt he'd miss an open fly.)

M.I.L.F!!

It's not about old. it's about over. Demi wasn't that interesting to begin with; she was more a poster girl for a certain vibe in the mid-eighties. Interesting voice, kinda f**kable, but not really even beautiful. Good actresses are still getting roles into their senior years. Maybe the problem is that age separates the starlets from the stars, yeah?

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She looks good for any age.

Apart from her hair, that is. It's lank, lifeless and reeks of death.

Have it cut short. Better still, shave it like you did in GI Jane.

Anything. Get a mohican or a tonsure. Just take the hair away. It scares me.

well @ least she doesnt look pull back,,,or like a duck,,,she knows what's shes doing,,,@ a certain point surgeries does not work anymore....thats when u should stop...

Yeah I feel real effing sorry for you Demi. You're richer than 99% of people out there and you're complaining. Wonder how well you'd do in the real world.

ORANGE NOOZE!

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NOSE!

Ms. Moore overestimates the demand of roles for gals in her situation. Why wouldn't they hire a younger actress for a young role instead of one who is oddly "preserved young"? In an effort to "stay in the game" she is excluding herself from many roles because she is seen as an older sex symbol rather than an actress capable of playing mature roles while aging gracefully, like Meryl Streep, Susan Sarandon, Judy Dench, etc. Get a clue Demi, along with some increased acting skills, then pass them on to Sharon Stone. Real acting calls for emoting and that is difficult to do when your face is a freaking mask.

Jeez, she' s a bit full of herself.

She looks like a witch, so she won't even need a costume for Halloween. How lucky can you get.

She also looks just like my Father's girlfriend, and she is a home wrecker, skanky slut, too. I hope Demi dies from her next surgery.

wow .......she looks good for 90!!!

I think she looks fantastic. Spending oodles of money in her line of work is par for course not insecurity.

I think shes gorgeous really

Picture # 4 is a photoshop pic. It shows Demi before and after 450k worth of plastic surgery.

Jodie Foster is still getting gigs. Maybe it has something to do with... ummm... talent.

So is she saying that Hollywood roles are given based on... I can barely even write this...

YOUTHFUL BEAUTY?

What next, tanks in the streets? Dogs playing with cats? This is MADNESS!

Excuse me Demi, but I'm pretty sure that the only reason you HAD $450K to invest in a new body is because 20 years ago some people thought you were hot.

I could be wrong. it could be because of your amazing ability to solve complex differential equations in your head.

You can't have it both ways, girl. You can't get your big break because you're young and beautiful, and then whine that the industry you chose to be in only values youthful beauty.

Another Nobel Laureate from Hollywood. Great. I can't wait to see her erudite opinion on Iraq or Global Warming on the front page of the NY Times.

Shut up and take your clothes off, woman - that's what you're paid to do.

Four or five kids later, about 43, and she is still totally slamming hot. I mean, slamming hot. Wow.

Shes' still smokin. Whatever she's done to stay that way. Who cares. But, yeah, she's no spring chicken. There are roles in Hollywood for talented older women. She's just not one.

What the heck are you talking about? She looks great!
But, oh well... Now I know why.

Breast implants, collagen injections and liposuction on her hips, thighs and stomach? Even my grandma would look hot after that!

Demi is gorgeous, especially with short hair and implants. Money well spent

holy shit, you can't turn back time. Go spend your money on something worth it. Donate it. Demi is such a fucking whore

demi needs to perhaps take herself a little less seriously. what's wrong with playing someone's mother? or WIFE for chrissakes?! she's got some issues if she thinks she should be offered parts as a teenaged Lolita at the age of... well whatever age she is.

she does look good and it sounds like, though obsessive, she wisely steered clear of major procedures that run the risk of making one into a weird simulacrum of their former self.

if she was willing to play campy and make fun of herself, or to appear in independent films that pay very little (just fr the sake of taking on a great role) i bet she'd be doing tons of work. which could lead back to the kind of "superstar" roles and salary she apparently thinks she deserves.

Maybe she'd get roles if she had talent. Age didn't hold Kate Hepburn or Jessica Tandy back. If she doesn't stop with the cosmetic surgery and botox or whatever, she's going to get that spooky embalmed look.

What I wanna know is, how did the skin on her knees get saggy? Was she on them a lot or something?
I mean in church, or course. Praying. For world peace. And hot young stud meat.

SHE LOOKS FABULOUS! AWESOME! YOUNG!
What is the “horror” of turning 30 and beyond? Is it perhaps the thought of mortality and death that SCARES THE CRAP out of people? IT IS A REALITY. You are born, you get old, you die. NO ONE IS EXEMPT. END OF STORY. So the industry and people’s overall mentality/perception need to get THE HELL OVER IT!
p.s. For all of those people calling her hag, old - just remember, those kiddies in grade school NOW will be calling YOUR asses hag, old, washed up in 15 to 20 years.- KARMA, and it is a BITCH.

they need to have a st.elmo's fire part deux

Over 35 is horror.

what the???? She is flat out gorgeous, and I pray I look like her in 5-10 years when I'm over 40.

I'd still go down on this women if given the chance.

"Sweet biceps." Brilliant.

Jodie Foster is 45 and is still getting good roles...without spending $$$ on trying to look 25.

Surgery or not, She's still Hot

Maybe she can't get roles cause she can't act??

she looks good. doesn't look all botox'ed out or full of plastic surgery. so what if she's had work done, it's obvious good work for her face to look natural and she can still wrinkle her forehead. look at older actresses who can't move their skin on their face at all due to over-botox'ing and skin fillers!

Hey, she looks great for an elderly transexual. I'm proud of her for sticking it to hollywood. Fuck, if Hollywood won't have you for what you are, then you must change your face, and body, and soul. You have to fucking do it. Go there. You gotta slice your face apart with the help of a guy that specializes in slicing people's faces apart. I read that when Demi was very young, her eyes were horribly crossed. Gross. Freak!

I find it funny how some people on here are saying "She looks great for her age" as if you're supposed to turn into some ugly old hag the minute you hit 40.

Why are all the people in the background looking at her like savages. I'm glad I'm not in the Entertainment Industry. You can't even make (one) mistake or fashion faux pas!

You know, I've never liked Demi Moore, but I must admit, she's been more successful than any woman I've ever seen in REVERSING her appearance of aging. Candid pictures like that are pretty brutal, but those pictures of Demi make her look better than younger women like Jessica Biel and Jessica Simpson.

she has kids of 40s',life of 20s',look of 30s'.who wont want this?

Gosh, Demi looks absolutely gorgeous!
She'd look gorgeous if she looked like this at 30yo, but she's 45!
I would never say a word about her looks.
Now, about the roles... I don't see the problem in playing someone's wife or mother. She's done that since over 25 years ago! In Ghost (1990) she was someone's wife. In Striptease (1996) she was someone's mother. What is wrong with that!?!
Good-looking or not, you're 45!

she's gorgeous...I don't care what age she is.