Sep 19 2007

Debra Messing knows how to dress

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Debra Messing was spotted shopping around Los Angeles wearing whatever the hell you would call this. Clearly "dress" isn't the proper word here. I'm not even sure if "clothes" fits. This is what you'd get if you pulled a blind man out of the jungle and asked him to design a dress, keeping in mind that he has no idea what a dress is and also he's blind. She could be wearing a vacuum cleaner on her head and she'd look less ridiculous.



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FRIST!!!

L O L

EW!

I love a parade and the clowns.

ive heard of peeps wearing parachute pants - but not actuall parachutes!

wtf

FIST!!

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Jewish Tasteless Cow

LOOKED THAT THE PIC.

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STILL LAUGHING


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OH FUCK


I CAN'T SEE

dibs.

OH JESUS

*CHOKING*

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Oh lord, I think she mistook BOHO for HOBO.... nice try anyway. Or maybe she borrowed some clothes from Rosie O'Donnell?

she is so irritating.shes not pretty and acts terrible.so fake.

I think this is a djellabah... or maybe some kind of experimental sleeping bag.
Who is she, by the way?

Oh Holy Hell

It looks like a carnival tent.... or a big ass balloon that's deflating!!

suppose Express is happy to have their name right next to...well...that...um...thing?

Burkalicious!

I think oscar de la hoya has her beat:

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WHAT THE F-CK IS THAT !!, ...looks like a deflating hot air ballon .

#6 - While I agree she looks like a complete moron and has the fashion sense of a lobotomized chicken, I'm having trouble figuring out what her being Jewish has to do with anything. Oh right, it doesn't, you're just a racist asshole.

Is she going on a pilgramage?

Whew.

SHe's got quite the Von Stapp look going there.

(Google it, kids)

Is that a "moo moo"?Hehe. I crack my OWN shit up!

#20 To where? The Shrine of Unholy Bad Taste?

It's one of those things they put over your house when they're spraying for termites. Maybe she's being fumigated.

Funny! LMFAO at that one 23!

whaaaaaaaaaaaat? that's some funny shiat

@24
LOL
Yes, fumigating her hot, wet, nasty pussy.

man wtf happened to her? she was so hot in 2000.. now just 7 years later shes a friggin train wreck.

She sure seems to be caught in the most horrendous outfits recently. She's probably still attractive under the tent.

I hate it when they re-animate.

Debra Messing: newest member of the Polyphonic Spree.

she is an ugly chick that puts a ton of makeup on to make herself look tolerable at best. she also has a stick body with no tits at all...she does have surprisingly nice feet (from another pic) which is about all i can say nice about her. i bet her outfit cost $1500. i wonder if the rug matches the drapes...?

Weird, she looked so hot at the Emmy's and that was like 2 days ago.

31- Carpet doesn't match the drapes, she has brown hair naturally

This the best you can do "Fish"?? Pretty sad, indeed. Yhis chick is about as now and happening as the Bubonic Plague and syphillus. Which I think she might have just overcome. The Plague, I mean.

Umm. Paging Mr. Fish. I can sit here and shield my eyes from the sun reflecting off her whiteness,or you can post again, or I can do some work! Which is it?

I think her chest was about to cave in and implode on itself.

Good God, if I owned a store and she was carrying a bag with my store's name on it...I'd have her mugged before anyone could see her carrying it (not violently mugged, mind you!)
"Stanley!" (maybe she's trying to do a Mrs Roper impersonation)..."Yeh,yeh,yeh Helen"...

I think she lost a bet

She must a scrapper... I never figured a 80 pound woman would have the moxy to mug and strip a Hari Krishna..... Go Debra!!

Wow. The circus called and the clown needs its costume back. Bitch even stole the wig and nose and make up (see bag in hand). Celebrities think they are so entitled.

NO way man, what is she thinking?!

this is the best picture i've ever seen

All that money and she still picks the ugliest mumu off the rack?

No way do I want anything to do with pasty faced tent woman.
Under that tent it's no carnival either.

I didn't know drapes could be such a fashion statement.

That outfit takes me back to 1963 when my grandma used to wear these things called "Hostess Gowns." She'd invite the girls over for bridge and they'd chow down on Rice Crispie Treats and whip up some grasshoppers in the blender. I don't mean frothy alcoholi-laden grasshoppers, I mean real grasshoppers.

She's practicing for the Macy's Day Parade..

what a mess !!!

This has to be one of the funniest pictures on this website in a long time.

It's Mrs. Roper!!! (i can't believe nobody beat me to this. you guys suck.)

i take it back. i suck. well played, frick. well played indeed.

I used to work at the store where that dress is from. It's from Calypso, one of the poshest boutiques. So many celebrities shop there. But that dress is meant for the beach...hahah...and we used to show it with a belt. She definitely should have worn it with a belt!!!

it's a muumuu

Is that a deflated hot air balloon or is a holiday inn in Indiana missing some bed spreads

is she bordering on cow ?

She has nice nipples and virtually NOTHING else going for her in the looks department. Pale, skinny, and yet lots of cellulite and no boobs. ick.

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Holy shit! The CDC must have detected Ebola virus on her or something. What else could explain the fact that she's walking around like a girl in a medical tent?

But where's her fucking helmet?! Ebola might go airborne you know! Hey, motherfuckers at the CDC, if you're reading this shit, she needs TOTAL ISOLATION. Not just her body, her head to!

I hate when government officials charged with protecting us fuck up. I'm having Katrina flashbacks.

That's the ugliest article of clothing I have ever seen. I've seen homeless people with more fashion sense than this bitch.

Though we're apart
you're a part of me still
for you are a jew
on Blueberry Hill........

blimpie the clown

Fashion forward fags!!!... HazMat is soooo IN!!!

moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Oh. My. God.

#62, wouldn't that be blimpie the clown's wife? nevermind, you're right. that's blimpie.

If she were holding two bananas, she'd look like a Swedish flag.

Must not be a windy day - she's still on the ground.

provesw any ugly chick can look nice with make up
IT'S THE BODY that conts hehehe

Thats a mumu dude.

Oh god, lolololololol
looool

we were at sea world once and it started pouring rain, so we all bought panchos (i swore i never would, but you gotta do what you gotta do). it looked WAY better than her dress.
true story.

Ladies and gentlemen, Mrs. Roper.

She's clearly dressing up as cookie monster here.

Karen Walker was right all the time about this lady's sense of fashion.

Good God...she ate a skydiver and then put on his parachute!

Psycho bitch....

#38 = Hilarious!! LMAO She does look Roperific.

i swear she looks like a parachute...
it's ridiculous

WTF !! Is she following some sort of Jewish guru ???

Damn woman, get some sun. And some fake boobies.

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And, Debra is wear "Blue Fog" from our Bozo the Clown line.

Pool cover?
Tarp?

Tarp Girl.

Amazing; all that fabric and it still doesn't hide her worse feature - that hidous bony breastplate of hers. :O

That's some funny shit.

She has the worst hairline I've ever seen. She has like an inch of her forehead showing. It's shows up worse in the Emmy photos.

What does the fact that she's Jewish have to do with this? I'm Jewish and I would never wear whateverthefuck that is!

She's fat.

Like Britney......

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She looks like the love child of Kelly Clarkson and Grimace. I know, I know - as if Grimace would touch that...

&58

LOL, Yeah somehow I don't think thats going to happen.

It kind of looks like video of when a hot air balloon gets snagged in power lines... except without the sparks and flames, but still with all of the worry that people may be injured.

Didn't she used to be kind of hot?
If she was, maybe the balloon would still be inflated.

Hey, where'd you get this picture of my grandma?

she looks like trash bag!

like those in my country, malaysia!

It's a Burka!
She is preparing for the Hillary Presidency.

Send in the clowns...

attention whore -- oh, wait, "whore" will do.

this person is the sitcom equivalent of sarah silverman, marginal talent, flailing disempowered/empowered-type, prominent by accidents of access and lifestyle. also: stands for nothing. flash-in-pan expired.

recommended policy: ignore and delete

i dunno why she would do this to herself on purpose. Hopefully it wasn't on purpose...maybe someone forced her into it and took her real clothes....

ONE HUNDRETH!!

wow - I love the necklace. It looks stunning on her.

Anything to take the focus off her head is a GOOD thing.

MUMU!

Mmmm, let's see...tap tap tap...nothing to wear...oh wow, how about this (sound of curtains being ripped down)...there, and I must say, that looks much better on me.....and I'll add a cheap necklace and my stinky old flip flops...and...who needs makeup? my hair looks just fine....I'll just make a ponytail and no one will know it's dirty!...it's not like I took a bath.....well, I'm sure no one will get close enough to smell my breath....who needs to brush anyway?????

The sad thing is she probably spent more money on THIS "dress" than the rest of us do on an ENTIRE wardrobe!

Just goes to show just because you're a celebrity, doesn't mean you have any sense...fashion, common, political or otherwise.

Makes me think of the children's book....The Emperor's New Clothes...except someone told her she actually looks good in it!

OMG! I saw this at a Seinfeld episode that never showed the actual face...
IT'S THE BUBBLE BOY!
WHO ATTACKED THE BUBBLE BOY???!!!!

I love Debra Messing, but man, she's got the fashion sense of a mylar balloon.

Maybe it's comfortable?

Maybe she's going to work as a college mascot.
Hindenburg University.

On the upside, she'll be fine if she falls from a tall building.

THAT IS AN AWESOME OUTFIT. Intresting design. Who designed that thing.

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