Sep 19 2007Debra Messing knows how to dress

Debra Messing was spotted shopping around Los Angeles wearing whatever the hell you would call this. Clearly "dress" isn't the proper word here. I'm not even sure if "clothes" fits. This is what you'd get if you pulled a blind man out of the jungle and asked him to design a dress, keeping in mind that he has no idea what a dress is and also he's blind. She could be wearing a vacuum cleaner on her head and she'd look less ridiculous.
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1. Zoey Lund - September 19, 2007 5:11 PM
FRIST!!!
2. Jessy - September 19, 2007 5:11 PM
L O L
3. Ramiro - September 19, 2007 5:12 PM
EW!
4. Turtle - September 19, 2007 5:12 PM
I love a parade and the clowns.
5. bonzo420 - September 19, 2007 5:14 PM
ive heard of peeps wearing parachute pants - but not actuall parachutes!
wtf
FIST!!
~ 420 ~
6. nicolaz - September 19, 2007 5:14 PM
Jewish Tasteless Cow
7. Zoey Lund - September 19, 2007 5:14 PM
LOOKED THAT THE PIC.
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STILL LAUGHING
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OH FUCK
I CAN'T SEE
8. asfasfdfdasdsaf - September 19, 2007 5:15 PM
dibs.
9. Zoey Lund - September 19, 2007 5:15 PM
OH JESUS
*CHOKING*
10. oermens - September 19, 2007 5:16 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/d/d1/VioletBlueberry01.jpg/220px-VioletBlueberry01.jpg
11. hill - September 19, 2007 5:17 PM
Oh lord, I think she mistook BOHO for HOBO.... nice try anyway. Or maybe she borrowed some clothes from Rosie O'Donnell?
12. Eeva - September 19, 2007 5:17 PM
she is so irritating.shes not pretty and acts terrible.so fake.
13. Lexoka - September 19, 2007 5:17 PM
I think this is a djellabah... or maybe some kind of experimental sleeping bag.
Who is she, by the way?
14. FRIST!!! - September 19, 2007 5:18 PM
Oh Holy Hell
15. CLAUDIA_DE_SCRATCH - September 19, 2007 5:18 PM
It looks like a carnival tent.... or a big ass balloon that's deflating!!
16. Britney Crotch Juice - September 19, 2007 5:18 PM
suppose Express is happy to have their name right next to...well...that...um...thing?
17. Ben Gay - September 19, 2007 5:18 PM
Burkalicious!
18. samantha - September 19, 2007 5:19 PM
I think oscar de la hoya has her beat:
http://www.lossip.com/wp-content/uploads/oscar919071.jpg
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19. bigSTEAMYone - September 19, 2007 5:20 PM
WHAT THE F-CK IS THAT !!, ...looks like a deflating hot air ballon .
20. AddictedtoPixels - September 19, 2007 5:20 PM
#6 - While I agree she looks like a complete moron and has the fashion sense of a lobotomized chicken, I'm having trouble figuring out what her being Jewish has to do with anything. Oh right, it doesn't, you're just a racist asshole.
21. Fashion Sheriff Cowgirl - September 19, 2007 5:21 PM
Is she going on a pilgramage?
22. Zoey Lund - September 19, 2007 5:23 PM
Whew.
SHe's got quite the Von Stapp look going there.
(Google it, kids)
23. cowgirl cow tipping - September 19, 2007 5:24 PM
Is that a "moo moo"?Hehe. I crack my OWN shit up!
24. Lexoka - September 19, 2007 5:24 PM
#20 To where? The Shrine of Unholy Bad Taste?
25. LL - September 19, 2007 5:24 PM
It's one of those things they put over your house when they're spraying for termites. Maybe she's being fumigated.
26. Cowgirl - September 19, 2007 5:25 PM
Funny! LMFAO at that one 23!
27. no1justminda - September 19, 2007 5:26 PM
whaaaaaaaaaaaat? that's some funny shiat
28. FagHag - September 19, 2007 5:26 PM
@24
LOL
Yes, fumigating her hot, wet, nasty pussy.
29. combustion8 - September 19, 2007 5:27 PM
man wtf happened to her? she was so hot in 2000.. now just 7 years later shes a friggin train wreck.
30. G - September 19, 2007 5:29 PM
She sure seems to be caught in the most horrendous outfits recently. She's probably still attractive under the tent.
31. Coroner - September 19, 2007 5:33 PM
I hate it when they re-animate.
32. anonymousryan - September 19, 2007 5:37 PM
Debra Messing: newest member of the Polyphonic Spree.
33. gross - September 19, 2007 5:38 PM
she is an ugly chick that puts a ton of makeup on to make herself look tolerable at best. she also has a stick body with no tits at all...she does have surprisingly nice feet (from another pic) which is about all i can say nice about her. i bet her outfit cost $1500. i wonder if the rug matches the drapes...?
34. lambman - September 19, 2007 5:43 PM
Weird, she looked so hot at the Emmy's and that was like 2 days ago.
31- Carpet doesn't match the drapes, she has brown hair naturally
35. PunkA - September 19, 2007 5:46 PM
This the best you can do "Fish"?? Pretty sad, indeed. Yhis chick is about as now and happening as the Bubonic Plague and syphillus. Which I think she might have just overcome. The Plague, I mean.
36. Impatient cowgirl chick - September 19, 2007 5:50 PM
Umm. Paging Mr. Fish. I can sit here and shield my eyes from the sun reflecting off her whiteness,or you can post again, or I can do some work! Which is it?
37. PunkA - September 19, 2007 5:55 PM
I think her chest was about to cave in and implode on itself.
38. Frick! - September 19, 2007 5:59 PM
Good God, if I owned a store and she was carrying a bag with my store's name on it...I'd have her mugged before anyone could see her carrying it (not violently mugged, mind you!)
"Stanley!" (maybe she's trying to do a Mrs Roper impersonation)..."Yeh,yeh,yeh Helen"...
39. Eric - September 19, 2007 6:01 PM
I think she lost a bet
40. El-Coyote - September 19, 2007 6:05 PM
She must a scrapper... I never figured a 80 pound woman would have the moxy to mug and strip a Hari Krishna..... Go Debra!!
41. PunkA - September 19, 2007 6:06 PM
Wow. The circus called and the clown needs its costume back. Bitch even stole the wig and nose and make up (see bag in hand). Celebrities think they are so entitled.
42. o - September 19, 2007 6:09 PM
NO way man, what is she thinking?!
43. Mokey - September 19, 2007 6:12 PM
this is the best picture i've ever seen
44. Anonymouse - September 19, 2007 6:12 PM
All that money and she still picks the ugliest mumu off the rack?
45. Sheva - September 19, 2007 6:14 PM
No way do I want anything to do with pasty faced tent woman.
Under that tent it's no carnival either.
46. Barry LeFarge - September 19, 2007 6:16 PM
I didn't know drapes could be such a fashion statement.
47. Captain Sloppy - September 19, 2007 6:39 PM
That outfit takes me back to 1963 when my grandma used to wear these things called "Hostess Gowns." She'd invite the girls over for bridge and they'd chow down on Rice Crispie Treats and whip up some grasshoppers in the blender. I don't mean frothy alcoholi-laden grasshoppers, I mean real grasshoppers.
48. nagger please - September 19, 2007 6:41 PM
She's practicing for the Macy's Day Parade..
49. nina - September 19, 2007 6:42 PM
what a mess !!!
50. Jaan Kanellis - September 19, 2007 6:46 PM
This has to be one of the funniest pictures on this website in a long time.
51. Mr. Pickles - September 19, 2007 6:47 PM
It's Mrs. Roper!!! (i can't believe nobody beat me to this. you guys suck.)
52. Mr. Pickles - September 19, 2007 6:49 PM
i take it back. i suck. well played, frick. well played indeed.
53. Kier - September 19, 2007 6:52 PM
I used to work at the store where that dress is from. It's from Calypso, one of the poshest boutiques. So many celebrities shop there. But that dress is meant for the beach...hahah...and we used to show it with a belt. She definitely should have worn it with a belt!!!
54. taylor - September 19, 2007 7:09 PM
it's a muumuu
55. G Man - September 19, 2007 7:16 PM
Is that a deflated hot air balloon or is a holiday inn in Indiana missing some bed spreads
56. STeve - September 19, 2007 7:38 PM
is she bordering on cow ?
57. Arbitrary - September 19, 2007 7:42 PM
She has nice nipples and virtually NOTHING else going for her in the looks department. Pale, skinny, and yet lots of cellulite and no boobs. ick.
58. CelebrityBabylon.com - September 19, 2007 7:45 PM
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59. whatever - September 19, 2007 8:30 PM
Holy shit! The CDC must have detected Ebola virus on her or something. What else could explain the fact that she's walking around like a girl in a medical tent?
But where's her fucking helmet?! Ebola might go airborne you know! Hey, motherfuckers at the CDC, if you're reading this shit, she needs TOTAL ISOLATION. Not just her body, her head to!
I hate when government officials charged with protecting us fuck up. I'm having Katrina flashbacks.
60. whatever - September 19, 2007 8:32 PM
That's the ugliest article of clothing I have ever seen. I've seen homeless people with more fashion sense than this bitch.
61. Italian Stallion - September 19, 2007 8:42 PM
Though we're apart
you're a part of me still
for you are a jew
on Blueberry Hill........
62. D - September 19, 2007 9:41 PM
blimpie the clown
63. Lemmy Caution - September 19, 2007 9:47 PM
Fashion forward fags!!!... HazMat is soooo IN!!!
64. Mdizdiz - September 19, 2007 9:48 PM
moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
65. starscanfrighten - September 19, 2007 10:13 PM
Oh. My. God.
66. Boo - September 19, 2007 10:16 PM
#62, wouldn't that be blimpie the clown's wife? nevermind, you're right. that's blimpie.
67. Kim - September 19, 2007 10:29 PM
If she were holding two bananas, she'd look like a Swedish flag.
68. deedee - September 19, 2007 10:54 PM
Must not be a windy day - she's still on the ground.
69. grape - September 19, 2007 11:12 PM
provesw any ugly chick can look nice with make up
IT'S THE BODY that conts hehehe
70. Sarah - September 19, 2007 11:15 PM
Thats a mumu dude.
71. Double Flusher - September 19, 2007 11:31 PM
Oh god, lolololololol
looool
72. bond - September 19, 2007 11:35 PM
we were at sea world once and it started pouring rain, so we all bought panchos (i swore i never would, but you gotta do what you gotta do). it looked WAY better than her dress.
true story.
73. Gerry Mander - September 20, 2007 12:01 AM
Ladies and gentlemen, Mrs. Roper.
74. Sayonara - September 20, 2007 12:32 AM
She's clearly dressing up as cookie monster here.
75. mi - September 20, 2007 1:42 AM
Karen Walker was right all the time about this lady's sense of fashion.
76. whatever - September 20, 2007 1:53 AM
Good God...she ate a skydiver and then put on his parachute!
Psycho bitch....
77. PettyPape - September 20, 2007 3:26 AM
#38 = Hilarious!! LMAO She does look Roperific.
78. KDR - September 20, 2007 3:57 AM
i swear she looks like a parachute...
it's ridiculous
79. Pete - September 20, 2007 4:52 AM
WTF !! Is she following some sort of Jewish guru ???
80. Jus' Stupid - September 20, 2007 7:01 AM
Damn woman, get some sun. And some fake boobies.
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82. MrSemprini - September 20, 2007 8:03 AM
And, Debra is wear "Blue Fog" from our Bozo the Clown line.
83. Chris - September 20, 2007 8:49 AM
Pool cover?
Tarp?
84. jrzmommy - September 20, 2007 9:25 AM
Tarp Girl.
85. Mama Pinkus - September 20, 2007 9:33 AM
Amazing; all that fabric and it still doesn't hide her worse feature - that hidous bony breastplate of hers. :O
86. Texas Tranny - September 20, 2007 9:33 AM
That's some funny shit.
87. lizikins - September 20, 2007 9:39 AM
She has the worst hairline I've ever seen. She has like an inch of her forehead showing. It's shows up worse in the Emmy photos.
88. Jen - September 20, 2007 9:43 AM
What does the fact that she's Jewish have to do with this? I'm Jewish and I would never wear whateverthefuck that is!
89. havoc - September 20, 2007 9:51 AM
She's fat.
Like Britney......
.
90. Starbucks Fanatic - September 20, 2007 9:54 AM
She looks like the love child of Kelly Clarkson and Grimace. I know, I know - as if Grimace would touch that...
91. Athena - September 20, 2007 10:18 AM
&58
LOL, Yeah somehow I don't think thats going to happen.
92. Jack Moonshine - September 20, 2007 10:50 AM
It kind of looks like video of when a hot air balloon gets snagged in power lines... except without the sparks and flames, but still with all of the worry that people may be injured.
Didn't she used to be kind of hot?
If she was, maybe the balloon would still be inflated.
93. BunnyButt - September 20, 2007 12:11 PM
Hey, where'd you get this picture of my grandma?
94. babyglyniss - September 20, 2007 12:40 PM
she looks like trash bag!
95. babyglyniss - September 20, 2007 12:41 PM
like those in my country, malaysia!
96. mooncricket - September 20, 2007 12:43 PM
It's a Burka!
She is preparing for the Hillary Presidency.
97. sharpeidude - September 20, 2007 2:46 PM
Send in the clowns...
98. alf oldland - September 20, 2007 3:36 PM
attention whore -- oh, wait, "whore" will do.
this person is the sitcom equivalent of sarah silverman, marginal talent, flailing disempowered/empowered-type, prominent by accidents of access and lifestyle. also: stands for nothing. flash-in-pan expired.
recommended policy: ignore and delete
99. Cp - September 20, 2007 4:04 PM
i dunno why she would do this to herself on purpose. Hopefully it wasn't on purpose...maybe someone forced her into it and took her real clothes....
100. Jewel - September 20, 2007 4:21 PM
ONE HUNDRETH!!
101. sickboy - September 20, 2007 6:08 PM
wow - I love the necklace. It looks stunning on her.
102. whatever - September 20, 2007 10:51 PM
Anything to take the focus off her head is a GOOD thing.
103. Kris - September 20, 2007 11:32 PM
MUMU!
104. IWONKY - September 21, 2007 2:40 AM
Mmmm, let's see...tap tap tap...nothing to wear...oh wow, how about this (sound of curtains being ripped down)...there, and I must say, that looks much better on me.....and I'll add a cheap necklace and my stinky old flip flops...and...who needs makeup? my hair looks just fine....I'll just make a ponytail and no one will know it's dirty!...it's not like I took a bath.....well, I'm sure no one will get close enough to smell my breath....who needs to brush anyway?????
105. Awww, Not This Crap Again! - September 21, 2007 8:26 AM
The sad thing is she probably spent more money on THIS "dress" than the rest of us do on an ENTIRE wardrobe!
Just goes to show just because you're a celebrity, doesn't mean you have any sense...fashion, common, political or otherwise.
Makes me think of the children's book....The Emperor's New Clothes...except someone told her she actually looks good in it!
106. ROFL - September 21, 2007 12:02 PM
OMG! I saw this at a Seinfeld episode that never showed the actual face...
IT'S THE BUBBLE BOY!
WHO ATTACKED THE BUBBLE BOY???!!!!
107. lopelus - September 21, 2007 10:09 PM
I love Debra Messing, but man, she's got the fashion sense of a mylar balloon.
108. Myrtle Beach - September 22, 2007 2:37 PM
Maybe it's comfortable?
109. student ski trip - September 22, 2007 2:38 PM
Maybe she's going to work as a college mascot.
Hindenburg University.
110. Chereth Cutestory - September 22, 2007 8:57 PM
On the upside, she'll be fine if she falls from a tall building.
111. myspace designer - September 24, 2007 7:13 PM
THAT IS AN AWESOME OUTFIT. Intresting design. Who designed that thing.