Sep 6 2007Criss Angel is a ‘press whore’
Criss Angel is a “press whore” who is just using Britney Spears. The two apparently hooked up the night they met and he’s been milking the attention ever since. Friends of the illusionist provided Page Six with these details:
“He doesn't even really talk to her when they go out. This weekend at [club] LAX, they weren't seated at the same table, but when the paparazzi were around he jumped in all the pictures. . . . The paparazzi all have his number.” Meanwhile, some of the stories leaked to the tabloids about how Angel was orchestrating a big VMA number for Spears using mirrors are false. “She is just doing a straight-up performance of her new single, 'Gimme More.’”
So the secret to Criss Angel’s magic is to latch on to celebrity train wrecks and bask in the free publicity. Got it. What camera-grabbing illusion will he pull off next? Grief counselor for Owen Wilson? AA sponsor for Lindsay Lohan? Or perhaps he might - no. Jesus, no. He wouldn’t, would he? Dammit, his show is on A&E. He totally would. What if, for sheer publicity and in disregard of public safety, Criss Angel impregnated Paris Hilton? Somebody get me a crucifix. And whiskey. Lots of it. I’ll be under my bed for the rest of the day.
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Reader Comments
1. tommy salamii - September 6, 2007 10:09 AM
first!!! he is a total fucktard
2. tommy salami - September 6, 2007 10:14 AM
i hope he dies soon......... he looks like he is h.i.v. +
3. Jimbo - September 6, 2007 10:15 AM
Can there be two more boring people than Criss and Britney?
4. FRIST!!! - September 6, 2007 10:17 AM
What, you don't like Criss Angel MindFucker?
5. kathy - September 6, 2007 10:17 AM
isn't there something more interesting going on?
6. FRIST!!! - September 6, 2007 10:18 AM
Yeah, I'm getting ready for work. That's FANTASTICAL!!!!
7. tommy salami - September 6, 2007 10:19 AM
have you heard they have another tape from senator larry craig.....its his cellphone call to his wife before arriving at the airport
mrs craig'' honey do you want me to have dinner waitng for you tonight after your flight?''
senator craig'' no thats o.k. honey .. i plan on gobbling down on a hotdog when i get to the airport''......................
8. Texas Tranny - September 6, 2007 10:19 AM
What are you wearing FRIST?
9. mywellrehearsedmistake - September 6, 2007 10:26 AM
What? You mean Criss and Britney's relationship isn't based on mutual love and respect? Wow. I'm shocked to the core.
And I would like to christen them 'Chrisney'
10. JIMBO SUCKS DONKEY - September 6, 2007 10:29 AM
JIMBO DID A DONKEY LAST NIGHT
11. Jimbo - September 6, 2007 10:34 AM
@10 You so funny troll. Your brother done fucking you early this morning, or couldn't he get it up?
12. cow - September 6, 2007 10:35 AM
i heard he is posh spice 's transvestite sister
13. The Fierce & Loyal Bitch - JCha - September 6, 2007 10:39 AM
poor criss... i love him dearly, but im afraid this tabloid is right... for once...
14. *** - September 6, 2007 10:41 AM
he is not at all interesting...
15. Texas Tranny - September 6, 2007 10:42 AM
Somebody has some nice tits.
16. jrzmommy - September 6, 2007 10:43 AM
he's such a homo.
Betcha that's a Fentanyl lolipop.
17. Jimbo - September 6, 2007 10:43 AM
Who TT?
18. FRIST!!! - September 6, 2007 10:47 AM
That would be me, Jimbo, hahahaha re:15
Hey #10 Do you kiss your brother's cock with that mouth?
19. JIMBO'S DONKEY - September 6, 2007 10:55 AM
Hey #18
No time right now. Very busy with your mother.
20. Shallow Val - September 6, 2007 10:58 AM
I'm so glad I don't watch stupid awards shows. MAYYYYBE I'll watch the Oscars to see who wins best animated feature, but music awards are just exercises in futility. Nothing new there, same talentless douchebag hacks playing the same, vanilla music
21. Texas Tranny - September 6, 2007 11:00 AM
Yes FRIST has some nice tits.
#13 has some nice ones also.
22. somewhereinthemiddle - September 6, 2007 11:00 AM
Wow he truly is a master illusionist I couldn’t see through the smoke and mirrors until this post pointed it out. I could have sworn monogrammed beer cozies were in their future.
23. skwirrel - September 6, 2007 11:00 AM
This guy is such a freaking A$$HOLE!!!!!
24. Jimbo - September 6, 2007 11:02 AM
@19 Well you enjoy boning my mother. She is dead. I am sure that is a big turn on for you
25. Jimbo - September 6, 2007 11:03 AM
FRIST I already knew about yours
26. FRIST!!! - September 6, 2007 11:08 AM
#24 That was morbidly funny, Jimbo.
New post yet???
27. charlesincharge - September 6, 2007 11:14 AM
FRIST, put up some new pics of you on your myspace page, you adorable vixen. Please.
28. Joe Millionaire - September 6, 2007 11:17 AM
Everyone uses Britney for something ... what else is she good for
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29. havoc - September 6, 2007 11:19 AM
You know, this guy had potential.
But he got sucked into the machine and now believes his own hype.
Now he's just another C-lister partying on the Sunset Strip/ Vegas Strip and not working.....
.
30. *** - September 6, 2007 11:22 AM
#21 me too!
31. Texas Tranny - September 6, 2007 11:25 AM
@30
Show me.
32. Carl - September 6, 2007 11:43 AM
what channel is his stupid show on ? I've never seen it, Plus I don't think he deserves the attention
33. D. Richards - September 6, 2007 11:55 AM
Look at "Mindfreak", with his lollypop, looking all "rockstar". He's a rockstar, boy. Fuck, I want this guy to drown or something. Please, Chris, fuck-up on your next underwater "escape". Also, he's turning forty this year.
34. lambman - September 6, 2007 11:57 AM
I still haven't ever seen anything of this guy except parodies and tabloid stories....
35. whatever - September 6, 2007 12:01 PM
Am I the only one horrified by fish's suggestion? Since reading of the mere theoretical possibility of a Criss / Paris offspring, I've been cowering in the corner of my room crying. I realize right now it's just a figment of the fish imagination, but it all makes sense. Paris looking for seed, Criss a press whore...is this not the end times? Would these two not produce the anti-christ?
We need fire. And holy water. And a mob with pitch forks. And soon!!!
36. MR PAPARAZZI - September 6, 2007 12:46 PM
shit story
funny i'll give you that but you could make cat shit funny. the story is still shit
want a good story?? click on my name
37. MR PAPARAZZI - September 6, 2007 12:49 PM
shit story
funny i'll give you that but you could make cat shit funny. the story is still shit
want a good story?? click on my name
38. Anon anon - September 6, 2007 1:21 PM
you have a typo in the headline, it should read "Criss Angel is a whore"
39. tommy salami - September 6, 2007 1:25 PM
i hate dudes that foil highlight their hair looks so damn chee-chee
40. tommy salami - September 6, 2007 1:25 PM
and by chee- chee- i mean QUEER!
41. MMMSimmons - September 6, 2007 2:24 PM
39 & 40--I do foil highlights.....okay, and well I am a fag......but it's okay
42. BaldAsBritney - September 6, 2007 2:31 PM
This fucking guy really needs a commando 450
http://youtube.com/watch?v=fekUuhOdAuY
43. Frick! - September 6, 2007 2:35 PM
Thats BS, I'm not buying it. I totally think the two of them planned some type of magic show dance for the VMA's...which I will NOT watch. I'm not giving that trainwreck any help w/ a comeback; I want her to go away for good. I hope the VMA's are a bust for her and she ends up the laughing stock of hollywood. I'm such a meanie; hey, I'm having a crappy...month...
44. Lancome - September 6, 2007 3:58 PM
I'm with you on that one Frick..
Love the highlights Cris.I'm sorry, but I can't stand the whole "i'm a chachi bastard but I'm also a funky rocker' thing he has goin on. Very cheesey. And the trendy layered/choppy hair, and the constantly open shirt and silver bling! AaArgh!
45. Cupid - September 6, 2007 4:08 PM
This fag should hook up with that high school musical fag....Sac Fuckwad or whatever his fag name is. Two pretty boy fags. Mmmm....sweet love.
46. Wicked Wendy - September 6, 2007 4:31 PM
Birds of a feather flock together....fucking losers...
47. Riotboy - September 6, 2007 5:01 PM
David Blane > Criss Angel
48. wedgeone - September 6, 2007 5:28 PM
Or maybe the headine should be 'Criss Angel is a penis whore'. Total fagola.
49. gerard Vandenberg - September 7, 2007 10:55 AM
It's quite simple though. The man is a fucking FAGGOT!!
50. random - September 9, 2007 5:30 AM
umm...does it smell a little jealous in here
51. CA Fan - September 9, 2007 9:40 PM
Whoa whoa whoa why are you guys being absoulute fuck heads? Always have to stick your nose in other peoples buisness? God just leave them alone! so what if he's with Britney? You people are ASS-HOLES!!!!
52. sarantakos princess - September 10, 2007 9:54 PM
why people say that about criss...he is not a PRESS WHORE!!! ok??...so vayanse al carajo y dejenlo en paz!! he is the best magican ever why people defend the stupid BRITNEY SPEARS who can't have her kids cause she use drugs....i think all the men here are jeaulos of criss and the girls of britney cause she have the HONOR!!11H O N O R!!! of jang out with CRISS ANGEL!! OK???...so shut up all...and leave them alone cause that is them live...if they want to go out is their private life....i see now that friends can't go out to have a great day...so think about this....
if u have a friend and u go out with them that means that u are dating them???...
think if we can go out with some friends why celebrities person can't do it...they are human too....
53. KAYLEIGH - September 11, 2007 9:28 PM
YOU ARE SO HOT AND SWEET I LOVE YOU
54. FRT - September 11, 2007 10:57 PM
Hey Angel...why don't you do us all a favor and make Spears DISAPEAR???
And then go and drown yourself in the East River with a chain wrapped around your legs!
Two "loser" peas in a sick pod!
Invasion of the Body Snatchers II
55. amber - October 8, 2007 6:15 PM
ok heres the thing. I used to be like obsessive with criss angel. he is now ruining his career. it sucks he has so many fans that are there for him and he has to go sleep with everyone. anyone that would touch Britney Spears with a ten foot pole needs some help not to mention hes been up inside of that smelly gross vagina, i feel very sorry for him. he might need to get a doctor to look a his penis to see if hes dieing from some disease now.
56. jenna - October 10, 2007 1:44 PM
are you ppl for real? have any of you met criss? i have and he is not a press whore....quite the opposite actually. criss is very much about his fans and does what he wants to have the chance to interact with them. even if it means climbing over and around the paparazzi to get to them..... ie. nicky hiltons birthday party at lax. criss was the only celebrity there that made any attempt to pay any attention to the fans that waited hours to get a glimpse of these ppl. unless you know the truth about a person, maybe you should shut up. stop makin yourselves look like green-eyed jealousy driven haters...............
57. Selecia - October 10, 2007 3:08 PM
Your an asshole! So shut the hell up bitch! He is not an attention hog!
58. kayla - October 21, 2007 7:54 PM
ok,
chris angel is awesome.
so fuck off./
59. Erin - October 31, 2007 5:25 PM
hmm.. I think some people are a little JEALOUS here! omfg. Get a life! OR SOMETHING! Quit bashing innocent people he can date who he wants! Your not his fuckin' mother!
Tabloids suck so much serious ass, It's not even funny!! The owner of this site has TOO MUCH TIME ON YA HANDS!
Fuckin' dumbasses STFU.
60. Alexis - November 2, 2007 11:22 AM
Why are people so JEALOUS of Criss??? Ghod.. you'd think they don't have lives of their own.. So fuckin' what if Criss is out with people? Well.. admittedly, being with Britney Spears... it's a big NO.. but hell... It's his choice.... Leave him the fuck alone..
61. brittany - September 5, 2008 9:50 PM
i dont no who u are but i dont get why u would say he doesnt work he has dedicated every day of his life to his carrer he works 7 days a week on his show believe on rehearsals and he does his show mind freak he is constantly trying to come up with no ideas ok get out of his personal life cuz it is none of ur buisnes and all of you are jerks for say these things about criss he never said his job didnt involve mirrors and smoke he is good at what he does e does illusis tricks and every thing he is amazing and ur jelous and no ones perfect dear and i garentte ur not.