Sep 14 2007Colin Farrell helps the quasi-homeless

1st

Fuck you H.

Wow. Wouldn't it have been more useful clean him up, get him a job, etc. etc.? That money can only last through so many trips to Europe.

how about buying him a HOME. you know, since he's homeless....??

so when the funds run out which they WILL...then what? the guy prolly will show up at his house like a cat you shouldn't have fed but you did....meow

Wiat a minute... I thought they hung Saddam????

Imagine how much alcohol he'll be able to buy after the cameras go away and he sells all that stuff. Lucky bum.

8!!!! Beat tht!

Colin is so caring and generous! Let's all fuck him!

He's not taking a bike trip, the store manager is.

"Farrell met "Stress" four years ago when he was in Toronto shooting a movie. Back then, he helped "Stress" win a $2,000 prize."

Looks like the cat's already come back, Lola.

That first line

Wait a minute. I don’t know many homeless people that plan on taking international flights to go bike-ridin.

Cracked me up.

Half a hash brown oh my god that's funny!!!!!
#4, he did, he got him a sleeping bag. Home sweet bag..

He helped a homeless person because he can relate.... .~.Lookswise.~

Colins hair looks greasy .. ..he looks like he hasn't had a bath in months... his eyebrows are so bushy he probably has lice in them ... hi fingernails look dirty and his knuckles are stained............and that jacket looks like it was purchased from the Dollar Store.............He is a dirty bastard.

Colin Farrell news items are much better when they're about his sex videos with Playboy models. Lets stick to those

LMAO...

That photo needs the caption.....

"There always after me Lucky Charms!"

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WTF? Something tells me this guy is NOT homeless.

Those quotes leave out the biggest part, Farrell also bought him a condo for one year. It's in the Toronto Sun article.

OMG #16 funny

Funny how the press can't get anything right!
It was actually David Mott the Manager of the store that is taking the bike trip. Some dum dum reporter got the story mixed up.
Colin got the guy an apartment and clothes...and no one even knew about it. The homeless guys in Toronto have all been talking about it, and a reporter that talks to them about the stars during Film Festival found out.
I love bashing celebrities as much as the next person but get the story straight!

You idiot...the homeless person isn't taking a bike around Ireland, a guy quoted in the article is.

he seems to have friends regardless of their personal status. a local (formerly) homeless guy I know in my neighborhood used to work on his motorcycles...Farrell would come out to say hello and shoot the shit with him sometimes. seems to actually be a decent guy...who knew.

No, Heather...YOU idiot...............Staff helped the homeless man, known as Stress.......Now Stress reportedly plans to take a bike trip around Farrell's native Ireland.

You musta really aced the SATs in reading comprehension.

but I digress..............he should hop on the bandwagon and just adopt the dude.

WTF? A prego has been, Larry Nobody, Kid Cock and this who cares story? No pics of tits today is a bad day for the superficial!!!!!

Dude,

This is the funniest thing you have ever written!!!!! Thank you, I'm in tears!!!!!!!!!!

how'd he find him years later? How is anyone homeless in a socialist nation?

jrzmommy,

Wrong. The store manager is taking the trip. This has been reported all over the net. Whoever wrote the article got it wrong.

Oh, wait. Fist yourself.

Turns out the homeless dude has 5 hot sisters. So there you go.

Who is this homeless dude in the picture?

Nice picture. I think that's when Colin was on a talk show and they showed him a picture of Stress masturbating to all the pictures of Colin that he had plastered on the walls of his new condo.

Hey jonny...why don't you show me how, cocksucker.

"Colin, please help me welcome our very special guest, Amy Winehouse!"

At least in this pic, Colin's looking a lot like the scary homeless guy living in the park near my apartment, so clearly Colin's able to identify with the homeless on multiple levels.

But, seriously, nice of Colin to help out someone in need, even if Colin is a disease ridden ho.

Good lord, everybody's got the bike part wrong. The store manager is a gay virgin, and when he saw Colin he said "I hope you have a big trunk... because I'm puttin' my bike in it."

"Now Stress reportedly plans to take a bike trip around Farrell's native Ireland, begging for whiskey."

jizmommy,

Just be a man, admit you were wrong, and get on with your life. Don't EVER post here again.

you have your story wrong. it's not the homeless guy who's planning the bike trip, it's the manager of the store where the gear was purchased.

get your facts straight if you're gonna make fun of the guy.

#38 Look above you

It wasn't that Stress dude, it was the store manager dude who talked about the bike trip. I can't believe nobody has noticed this error yet.

OOOOH---it's Jonny the Superficial Crowd Police......okay, half a mea culpa as I wasn't there and can only go on what I read......so, yeah, mea culpa, but you're still a cunt and there's no one to blame for that but yourself.

#39 Look straight ahead, eyes and mouth open

Never mind all that shit. Has anyone noticed he said it was the bum who is going on the bike trip, when it's actually the store manager?

Media whore. he must have caught the 'fake chairty to make yourself look good' bug from Jolie.
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Jizmonkey,

I told you not to post here. I can see reading isn't your strong point, but it's not like there were a lot of long words.

OMG! PANIC!!! It wasn't the homeless guy! AHHHHHH--RUN! RUN! Someone misreported the story! DEAR GOD, SAVE US! HIDE YOUR CHILDREN! THE SKY IS FALLING! HELP! HELP!

Bunch of overreacting fucking faggots

This is old shit.

Jonny--did you say that in your best John Wayne voice? Because I picture some 98 lb. weakling dressed in his mother's girdle and a ten gallon hat saying in his BEST John Wayne voice, I told you not to post here, pilgrim......

hi. my husband Brandon posts on the superficial forums as "apotheosis". I have a new blog about his online romantic and sexual relationships with female posters.

http://mrsapotheosis.wordpress.com/page/2/

Something about the store manager...what day is it? Where am I? Who are you people?!

Awesome! I like Colin he may be a second rate actor, but he's a first class drunk!

THIS? Is what we get ona Friday??? This Caveman? Dig deep, Fish.

@38 Hello Dumb Shit!!!. Stree is the homeless dude. Lear how to read before you rip on others

"Now Stress reportedly plans to take a bike trip around Farrell's native Ireland."

WTC!!!

Well, regardless of your social status, when you do so much coke and booze that you spend the night in an alley somewhere, of course you're going to start making friends with bums.

And I will learn how to type!!!! Fucking key board

Jizguzzler,

You obviously have some problem with authority.

We don't like banning people round here, but sometimes people are just so dumb there's no alternative.

i heard this on the radio as i was driving to work this morning... but it said Colin paid for a room for a year for the homeless man at the hotel where colin was staying.

ok ok. enough with the homeless man... HEY COLIN, i need some help with my car payment... i've got $9000 more to go and it will be paid off... c'mon!!

From mrsapotheosis' blog:

"I’m a normal housewife and recently found out about my husband’s online affairs. my husband Brandon, or should I say “apotheosis”, is a regular poster on The Superficial Forums. he’s been posting there daily for the past few years. I knew about it, and thought it took away from our time together, but I also knew he needed his own private little niche in life, so I let him have it."

"his own private little niche"
"so I let him have it"

Diagnosis: you're an overbearing henpecking castrating bitch, lady.

I recommend that we all "start making friends with bums".

Tee hee.

Jrzymommy.........98 lb. weakling dressed in his mother's girdle and a ten gallon hat.........................

That's how I started.

Tee Hee

why is everyone so crabby... so the story may or may not be wrong... but really... who gives a fuck.

SUPERFISH... give us something new... we dont like this post and we are taking it out on each other.

"but sometimes people are just so dumb there's no alternative."

Dumb....as in, like.......... reporting a misreported story, Jonny? HAHAHA! Go for it....fucking ban me! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

sorry mrs apotheosis never seen any of his posts. you LIAR!

He fucking sucks.
Who cares?
I gave someone $1 the other day....
That's about the same percentage of my income as he shared with this dude.
Why does he get wings over it?
$5,000 to a celeb is pennies.
They SHOULD be parting with way more than that just to be considered fucking HUMAN.

Jrz has a problem with authority? That's great coming from some schmuck who pretends he's the moderator of the Fish......

OK, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to be rude. Please don't ban me, this is my life, man. :(

Bottlesandcans,

You are risking disciplinary action yourself. Stay out of other people arguments.

You will not be warned again.

I really am 98 lb. weakling. Dammit.........and I'm full of impotent rage.....It's hard being pushed around all day.....man, I'm a limp-wristed, lily-livered simp of a human being.

Slight superiority complex, there, Jonny?

jrzfanny,

Hey, I see what you did there!

lolz111111one1!!!eleven!!!!

Old news olds news, who cares? who cares?

Whooooooooooooooo CARES!!!

F uck you Colin Farrell

F uck you Superficial

F uck ME!

Look, get your fact straight - first Colin fucked the homeless guy, then the store manager, then the cashier, then the stockboy, then the 6 other customers, and then announced he was going to do a bike trip around Ireland to scour the isolated villages for the 17 remaining Irish girls he hasn't fucked yet.

I apologize to all the normal posters here, but I have had to ban both Jrzmommy and bottlesandcansjustclapyourhands for disruptive behaviour.

Any further posts made in their names can be disregarded as fake.

We sincerely apoligize for any offence they may have caused.

since when are the homeless people in Canada??

yikes, I've been banned.

so have I.

Us, too!

since we allowed the indians off the reserve and let blacks in...thats when

you are on a ROLL today! by far the funniest day ever- nice work

@54-hehe..I agree..I also think Colin is actually learning about Karma and is trying to set himself up for when he is a homeless wino. B/c you know fucking nothing but leeches and bottom-feeders and the constant flow of drugs and alcohol t'ain't cheap! He'll get sucked dry...just wait..

Apparently Callon Farrel goes to the Avril Lavigne school of humanitarianism. Just handing stuff over to people less fortunate than than and sticking them back out on the street....brilliant.

Am I still banned?

Ok, he's good and all that, but why did you put a picture of Saddam Hussein?

49. Ms. Apotheosis, I had only seen the occasional post-- since I teh smart, I know whtz the Apotheosis is-- (Augustus Ceasar, Jesus did it too).
Frankly, I think someone else is The LEIR. How about a Cut & Paste reveal?
Oh, are you cute?

Why didn't he buy the homeless a HOUSE and then fill it with things??

I think its possible to pay attention to the actual act of one human being helping out another. I know this may be a novel thought as there seems to be a lot of displaced anger in all the comments here but maybe the only thing that matters is Colin did something positive and maybe a continued trend amongst celebs would be a nice shift from all the negative press given to the mega-wealthy that are dying to be in the spotlight, be it in jail or otherwise (Paris) (Britney) (Nicole) (Lindsay). Lets just give a bit of credit where credit is due or are we so base in our humanity to need our celebs to be a reflection of our own toxic natures and shrug off a good deed as quickly as a druken tale of someone famous.

THAT HOMELESS MAN IS ACTUALLY A RECOVERING CRACK ADDICT AND THE LAST TIME FARREL GAVE HIM MONEY HE RELAPSED AND SPENT IT ALL ON CRACK

"That man"? If u know for a fact that "That Man" is a crack addict then what is "That Man's" name, as you # 87 know he is a crack addict, obviously you have intimate knowledge of the man and would know his name, not the nickname "Stress" given to us through the media but his real name as I am assuming you would have to be from Toronto and would live in the vicinity of "That Man's" neighborhood.

Cinnamelts Fish, at least give the guy some cinnamon and THEN send him on his way!

Colin must have slept with the homeless guy and gave him Aids, so now he feels guilty and is trying to pay the dude off. Either that, or the guy has a sex video of both of them "doing it " in some public toilet.

I just want to punch him in the face, repeatedly. Blowhard elitist. just trying to "Give Back", Im sure.

I mean, good on you Colin, you really are just a regular bloke afterall.

get the story straight -
colin also paid a year of rent for his apartment.
also - colin has been doing charitable work for a long while - but unlike the media-whore angelina, keeps it on the down low.

if by "bike trip," we mean "gnarly drug-induced week-long binge trip," then our friend Stress is definitely taking a bike trip.

I'm from toronto and all of the papers that covered that here said that Colin actually took the money out to go and pay rent on an appartment for the homeless man for a year. There was nothing said about a bike trip at all. Ridiculous. That was a pretty cool thing he did. Last time he was in toronto he helped the homeless out as well. Just a nice gesture, plain and simple.

@58?Really overbearing bitches let their husbands have autonomy and independence and TRUST those motherfuckers! I am such a bitch!

lol, rofl, omg, i hate those swedish. anyway, how is this homeless dude gonna wash his socks? i mean he's like lacking a home or somethin'. i'm not from the united states of america, so my english is so very bad.

Well that’s a lot of kind generosity and heart from the guy.

HE IS SO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SEXY AND HOT.
I NEVER SEEN ANY MOVIE STAR WITH THAT MUCH CHARM AND CHARISMA

I AM IN LOVE WITH HIM