Sep 17 2007Christina Ricci is confusing my pants

FRIST!

awesome

She still looks like an alien.

She makes my whitesnake moan

She gets all dressed up and has a tattoo on her right boob. Why I'd pay at least 400 for an hour. 500 is speeding down the hershey highway is available.

She looks cute, but whats with showing off the moley-moley between her boobs?

shes looking old. eh, but less alien.

I've got a grizzly in my pants for her! Rrrrr!!

she looks pretty.
but whats with the ugly carpet? havent seen one like that since i went to my grannies house. who still thinks its 1972.. ugh!

I dunno.....she looks kinda hot....but I think you nailed it Fish

still cant beat jessica alba.
the only person id go lez for.

DAMN!!! Nice head lights. I am sure there is some douche water for Mike to drink.

I think she looks great! That haircut is perfect for her face and it seems like she's finally grown into her body.

I think she's hot... but didn't her boobs used to be bigger? did she have a reduction?

she's got way broad shoulders and a small body in the third picture.

And she does resemble an alien of some sorts.

I would totally punch Wednesday's kitty. Rowr!

she ... kinda looks like reese witherspoon

I'd feed her the chub.

She's hot, it's just that the haircut doesn't flatter her. At all.

I can't tell if that is a tattoo or a piece of her dress. Either way her mole is mesmerizing. I think she is very attractive.

@13,14,15: She's totally starved! Grown into her body? Her body's like a third of the size it used to be. Shoulders too big for her body? Yeah, cause she's naturally curvy. Breast reduction? It's called bulemia. Sad. She used to be cool, big and curvy and proud of it. Oh well. Hollywood calls.

she's hot now!... more than she used to be... for some reason i'm diggin her hair... mmm..

Don't like the moles but she's still stunning i think....she has to remove those things...

she is way hot, always has been.

"Dedee: My mother was the kind of mother who always said she was her daughter's best friend. Whenever she did, I thought, "Great! Not only do I have a shitty mother, but my best friend's a loser bitch!"

and that is a tatoo on her right breast, she had a nip slip a while back and it was shown.

Wow! Phoebe Cates is looking Drop Dead Fred Gorgeous! Is she making a comeback??? Oh wait, it's Christina Ricci . . .

Yay! She stopped drinking blood like Angelina's baby sister. And she DID have a B.R., a very long time ago. She's tiny. They were bigger than she was.

She looks gorgeous and the hair is very flattering on her. And get over the mole and the tattoo, please.

You know, once you cover up the five-head with bangs, she really does clean up well. Hurray Christina! You show those boobies girl, while they still stand up on their own.

Man she is beautiful! What do you ugly guys(gays?) want? Go beat off elsewhere or go take a hamhock and cornhole the pimply, cellulite-ridden, feces encrusted hairy orifices of your transvestal mirror reflection with a mullet.
sorry

The bangs are a vast improvement; her forehead is as big and round as a tupperware bowl.

she's cute...in a "Wednesday Adams" sort of way.

She's skinny, she's fat, she's skinny, she's fat...today she happens to be skinny. She and Oprah have that in common. Oh yes, I said it.

i can't tell if she is cute or ..............

She seriously looks stunning! That is the coolest dress I have seen in a long time and to have the body to look that good in it is impressive!
I'd look like a cow in it so I give her serious props! She looks great.

This is the best I have seen her look in a while! Keep it up, girl!

any confusion you may harbor should not be about her. she's gorgeous.

Wow I have nothing mean to say, she looks fan fucking fantastic. Good for her. It's always nice to see a person find the right look (hairstyle and clothes/makeup) especially when they have a unique face. It's all about what suits you. Take most typically beautiful girls and give em this soup bowl haircut and they'd look like SHIT but for Christina it's exactly the right look for her face. It goes to show that the right look can go a long way as can the wrong look... yup that means YOU; crazy ass, nightmare causing, MTV horrifying, penis petrifying, self respectless; BRITNEY SPEARS!!!

Anyway lets not think too much about that horrible trainwreck or I'll have nighty mares again tonight.
the point is Christina is absolutely gorgeous and I love it.

I'm sorry but she is butt ugly. And about the moles, she can't have them removed because she would lose half of her body mass. She is covered with them, way more than what you just see here.

She's finally grown into that gigantic head of hers and actually looks great! I stand corrected.

That weird noise is your bisexuality. Good luck with that.

She looks delicious. Spread 'em!

sigourney jr

She had a breast reduction becasue she thought that would help her land serious roles. There is a special place in hell reserved for chicks who ruin great boobs by getting reductions. I am personally insulted by her decision because I was personally pleased when her tits were big.

yeah, she looks ok here, but that last pic is a bit of a shocker !!

Still not hot. She'll always have a forehead so big you could show a movie on it.

I'm not confused.. I'd bust it all over those flapjack titays.

She is extremely hot. I would bang her right now. I am getting all hot and horny right now for her. I did like her being curvier better, but she is still looking hot, what can I say? I am definitely going lez for her. Wow. I should be pleasuring myself right now.

My gosh, what a gorgeous, gorgeous dress. She looks fantastic. She's very elegant and exotic. Great figure - lucky girl!

Wow, she looks great! The dress, the black pearls, very very elegant and fresh. I'm impressed. And who knew she had such a great body! In her face she reminds me of a young Sigornye Weaver (sp?)

She is smoking 1000 Kelvin Hawt!

You make me laugh. Often and reliably. Thanks!

she looks like a fucking alien fucked another alien and then had an abortion, and she's the double alien fetusfucker!

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she looks good, for christina ricci. thin frame suits her well, although i bet she has to work a lot for it!

She looks great, but I can't stop thinking of Lilith Crane.

We really need to see that tattoo in it's entirety!!!!!!!!

I just busted both nuts on the second and third photos

i dunno.......I mean, bug-eyes are just so.......big. She looks like Betty Boop and Marty Feldman had a baby.

Listen to you guys! The tone of the postings are just so....tame..... critiques of her new style, dress, hair, fashion sense, like you're a bunch of old ladies who really mean it.. "Oh, yes, the dress is beautiful and suits her body perfectly, while the tasteful new hairdo is very complimentary to the shape of her face blahblahblah." What happened to the usual witty -fall-off-my-computer-chair-laughing sarcasm that comes from the Superfish crowd? I'm dissapointed.

That said, I think she looks gorgeous and the dress divinely suits her, as well as the new hairstyle, and the tasteful accessories.

Who puts a tattoo on a tit? Very bad form.

She is definitely looking HOT! I don't like her hair......but I don't want to nail her hair, so who cares? Yummy!

i just got an urgent communique from deep within my pants! my dick called and said it would like to delve between the pink folds of her nani, despite christina's haircut.

22, if she was starving, don't you think we'd see some protruding bones? she's looked a hell of a lot thinner than this in the past & i don't think she was ever big like you say. this is a great size for her. it's too bad you're just bitter.

60, jesus, don't get angry because people actually find her more attractive than you!

she's standing somewhere in a dress. what are we suppose to comment on that hasn't already been said? her big eyes, big forehead, mole or tattoo?

she looks hot. end of story. now get over it.

I'm not angry, I'm not bitter. What's your problem? You come to this site for tastefulness? I just want to see sarcasm & biting wit. That's always been what this site is for.

...........Hallelujah. Not "alleluia." Hallelujah.

it's not like every single post has to be scathing. very rarely, there comes a time that the majority decides the person looks good. just saying to accept it & wait till there's a post on Paris so you can have your fill.

I've always loved Christina Ricci...

Ooooh

Why don’t we leave?
We can go to my house
And we can feel each other up on the couch
Oh no, I don’t mind taking it slow
No-o-o-o
‘Cause you’re so beautiful

Like a tree
Or a high-class prostitute
Both: You’re so beautiful
You could be a part-time model

But you’d probably still have to keep your normal job

A part-time model

Spending part of your time modeling
And part of your time next to me
My place is usually tidier than this

She was in Mermaids with Winona Ryder way back in the day and I'll be damned if she doesn't look just like Winona now. I think she's hawt.

A super, delicious, tasty treat. Oh yeah, I'd lick on her.....

Reminds me of Joan Jett, but in a good way...

Yes she has been getting hot, ever since she had that boob reduction ! oh the horror ! I hope this is not a trend in Hollywood !

Lovely!

Shed be hotter if she wouldnt have gotten her breasts reduced. Shes still attractive though in a Posh spice kind of way

The titty tattoo was a big mistake, it's NOT cool at ALL ... But I forgive her & I would still LOVE to slip her the greeny in a MAJOR way ... :O) ... The things I'd like to do to that tight little body, WoW-wee

Love her.

Ricci's fucking hot! And you can bet she's freaky deeky between the sheets.

Christina Ricci looks like the kind of girl that would snare you in a web of lies, and torment you until you were suicidal. The type of girl that you immediatley regret having sex with. A girl that you just can't fucking get away from. A chick that you end up having to decapitate with a shovel, just to break yourself.

hmmmm.... she copied my most recent haircolor. bitch.

still, nice dress. I might pillow fight with her, but she looks too much like my little sister. ewww.

this is what you like??? and people on here call the three jessicas, miss usa ugly and this short stubby goth hot? shes hot for someone who lives in a basement and maybe if you are into wizard games. give me a girl with a long lean toned body, and long blonde hair over this weirdo anyday. plus kim kardashian minus a little bit of the butt.

Agree with you #81 ! These guys criticize some of the most beautiful women on the planet, the tall ones with long legs, shiny hair and perfect proportions, and all of a sudden they get carried away by an average-looking midget like you would meet by the dozen every saturday night in the Paris metro. This is crazy.

Oh, thank you 79, 80, 81 & 82! At last, some bitchy comments! I come to this site for biting witty sarcasm. Old ladies like bob #68 seem to think we should be giving this one a rest for some reason. I think he got his grannie panties in a twist.

But, will she smear shoe polish all over herself and sing "Dixie" while I spank her with a side of spare-ribs?

I love this site. I like it more than any competitions site. But the pants comments - heh - getting to be a little too much there bud. Let me repeat I love this site you've created. I don't mind hearing about your pants a little. Bring on the curiosity. Bring on the hot ladies. Anyways, about Ricci. She's attractive. I liked her a lot in Casper. We are the same age. But then she got all...yuck. Now she's looking quite hot. Pretty cool.

Loulou (post #22)

Guess you're the only other one without blinders!

Her nip/tucks seemed to have escaped anybody's radar. I LOVED her in The Opposite of Sex. She totally did sell out and altar her face and body. F Hollywood!

Thank you, Jessica (86). Much appreciated, especially after this guy bob in posts 64 & 65 was giving me a hard time. It just seems a shame, cause I remember reading an interview with her, where she was so independent. She had boobs, she had an ass and she was a gorgeous woman, and was independant & comfortable with herself. I don't know about you, but I wouldn't give up my natural double d's to get a job. They're much too lovely.

#60 why dont you say something funny and stop bitching if you want it so bad.

88, leave it alone. #60 is funny. And also right. I agree with #86. This gal has been nipped tucked to oblivion. She used to be cooler.

I, too, had serious doubts about the hotness of ricci. well, doubts is the right word, cause i was sure she was weird looking and not hot. then i saw black snake moan.

i changed my mind. boobies have that effect on me. lots and lots of boobies.

she's hot. but then I've got a thing weirdo goth chicks with thick dark hair and crazy-big foreheads.

I think she looks great and always has. A little skinnier than before, but still pretty good. The haircut looks really good on her, but I think the color is way too dark, it makes her look alien. If you guys have seen Black Snake Moan (is that the movie title?) you'd see her boobs the whole time, and they look pretty damn good. No tattoo in it though. She probably slimmed down for the movie, 'cuz in it she was a drinkin', pill poppin' whore. I love her and always have, she's weird enough to be unique-even for Hollywood.

If she placed an idiotic tatoo on one of the twenty five most beautiful spots on a woman's body, she should be shot for defacement.

She now looks even more captivating. A bold choice on the haircut- works perfectly.
Good job Christina.

how can u be confused looking at that delicious little tramp? shes friggin gorgeous and i bet shes all kinds of wrong in the sack. i do agree she seems rather.. humanoid, cold and cerebral.. but damn she keeps getting prettier everytime i see her *SPROIIINNG!!*

it's hallelujah dude.

HA! FINALLY she got herself some bangs to cover up that MASSIVE forehead of hers! I mean really, her head looked like some kind of a steep cliff. DAMN!

This is a long way from casper the friendly ghost Damn when did she get so HOT!!!