Sep 14 2007Christina Aguilera shows off her belly

great. ending my day with the way it started. see ya fuckers.

first!

yay for her?

veggi is it spotting or a heavy flow?

I wish she'd show off her boobs.

Forth? xD

Who ever thought Xtina would look saintly compared to her peers? It's a sad herpes infested world
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phew, so it's not gonna be oj for the weekend .. but long-nose aguilera. lucky!
NEXT!

She first caught her future husband's attention by learning play the grinder organ.

What was she thinking?

About me

When she has her postpartum nervous breakdown, it will be muy caliente.

Her husband's like a horrible cave troll! Look at that creepy stare of his in the eight pic! Like Gollum. o_O

pic #6: have a close look at her fingers .. see where the tan ends?? YUCK!

also, her tits are going to burst. i hate it when you see those green veins on breasts ... double ICK!

Some spic with no talent, big tits, a big nose, and bushing eyebrows.
Why should we care about her?

"i hate it when you see those green veins on breasts"???

what exactly is the location of this alien strip club?

Her husband looks very sophisticated, I can tell by his wacky rabbit shirt!

I wonder if she's pregnant?!??!?!

Trying to give her a tit-fuck would be like putting your dick between two rocks and fucking them.

He's a mouth breather ..... I bet he slobbers on the pillow at night... sick.
Also pic 4 of her.... looks like a cross dresser ..she needs to stop shadowing the eyebrows .... the Joan Crawford look was over years ago..........

HOwever ... looking at these two when I bring up the Superficial Page is a HELL OF A lot better than seeing that gorilla Simpson staring back at me.

Pregnant girls are fucking hot. Especially pregnant girls with T&A like her. And she can sing, zang!

Christina Is hot even pregnant. why did she marry him. I would love to eat her tight pussy and fuck her silly. sucking those tities of hers would be a real treat.

U-G-L-Y!!

damn, if it wasn't for her FAKE ugly tits and FAKE ugly bleached hair she'd be so average.

Hey Jimbo,
Please go read post #65 in the Ice-T's wife tits post.
Thank you.

Christina's tits aren't fake...

i like the guy in the top left corner of pic one.

BUTTMONKEYS! AHHHHH!!!!!
*dives under desk*

I want to fuck her husband with my moose head.

@25
Maybe not, but with green veins on them I wonder if they injected kryptonite in those babys.

Jimbo, then let's together work on post #69 in my bedroom. We'll thank each other.

I love boobs!

Fucking troll

TT, promise you'll teach me how to breath while we play uvula-tag?

that baby is going to come out looking like betty boop.

A hot preggo blond, I so would tap that ass.

oh, and #2, you're a loser.

Why would she want to create spawn with that husband of hers?? He is fugly!

37th!!!!

#22 - in 6 months, that pussy won't be so tight now will it? Once a cantaloupe has come forth from it.

Gotta like how pregnancy affect women's boobies! Another example - Nicole Ritchie actually has boobies now.

Mmmmm .... boobies ....

#23

NEWSFLASH: fake titties and fake blonde hair IS average.

For some reason I feel like having vanilla tapioca pudding tonight...maybe I'll even add some salt...

Jimbo,
Look at post #24

TT, look at post #33.

You shallow, pig-headed fools. Ever think that maybe she's actually in love with him? I admire the fact that, in Hollywood, someone would fall in love and not marry somebody for superficial reasons. I am extremely happy for her. Good going, Cristina!

Who gives a shit if these people don't find him attractive...as long as Cristina does, nobody else matters. Maybe, for the first time in her life, she's met a man who respects and treats her like gold.

You know what, my boyfriend is not the best looking guy I've ever dated and it doesn't matter to me because he's THE BEST man I've dated...treats me well, makes me laugh, GREAT sex, I love him and he's the only guy I've met that I can imagine spending everyday for the rest of my life with....and I will.

Kelly, you ignorant slut.

"You know what, my boyfriend is not the best looking guy I've ever dated and it doesn't matter to me" - he just died a little inside. And you're conceited.

Mommy is teaching me how to suck cock like Jimbo and Daddy says I'm almost as good as Jimbo, but I've got a problem keeping all that cum in my mouth.

@43, why are you expecting depth on a site called "The Superficial"??? We're here because we enjoy the shallowness and insignificance. People like you make me crazy. If you want profundity, go somewhere else.

Definitions of superficial:

1 lying on, not penetrating below, or affecting only the surface
2 concerned only with the obvious or apparent : SHALLOW ; presenting only an appearance without substance or significance

Synonyms of superficial:

depthless, shallow, having or showing a lack of depth of understanding or character, facile, one-dimensional, haphazard, random

Antonyms of superficial:

discerning, penetrating, in-depth, deep, profound

Better enjoy/exploit those pregnancy boobs before they deflate into 2 flappy skin tags post-partum...then she'll be buying a pair.

I think Nicole looks better pregnant and her boobs look better.

Off topic question, but aren't pregnant women advised NOT to color (bleach) their hair and go tanning (either real or fake)?

when is this bitch gonna learn how to not wear so much damn makup ?!

do you know anyone who dresses in a maid outfit. NO! not a woman. a man/it/thing. lookin for some seriously distrubing events to happen tonight....

looks like she's gonna be breastfeeding the child 'til he's twelve or more

Well, I'm a bit conflicted here.
There's # 43 Oink. Oink. As they say in the industry.
But then there's # 46. The eloquent 'BunnyButt''s profound treatise on the conflict involved with modern day society's relationship with modern day pop culture.
To quote Bunnybutt
" Antonyms of superficial:
discerning, penetrating, in-depth, deep, profound, 9-11 was an Inside job"

Public at LARGE : Binky - that last quote seems to have been edited.
Binky: Hummmm...reads ok to me....

TT - u are a disgusting piece of shit. what is wrong with you. your myspace page is obscene. so are you. you are going to burn.

It's ridiculous how biased everyone is concerning certain celebrities. Everyone decided long ago that Christina is a tramp, so even when she is looking beautiful and has long ago cleaned up her act, people still can't find anything nice to say.

She doesn't wear any more make-up than anyone else in Hollywood, yet for some reason she always gets picked on for it.

Personally, I think she is a beautiful woman and will be a great mom :)

awh shes soo beautiful. im happy for her :}

New Feature - Binky's Cheat Sheet.
(#44 Dan Aykroyd is probably an inside Canadian joke - for those of you keeping score at home.
There was a story in the Globe and Mail ( Canadian newspaper) from a woman in Ontario who got a ride in the rain from actor / comedian (?) (!) Dan Aykroyd.
She wrote she that didn't want to get in his car when he identified himself.
She didn't know who Dan Aykroyd was - because she never read about him on 'the superficial')
Cheat sheet over.
Feel free to continue on with your lives.

You owe me a beer Dan

I wonder how much Bratman paid for her?

47, she already bought a pair. get with it man.

49, i'm pretty sure you shouldn't go tanning pregnant or not, so i'm confused as to what uv exposure would do to a fetus, that is under layers of tissue and organs.

and 22 sounds a lot like victor.

Why are these pictures of Sarah Jessica Parker? You'd th... oh. Oh my God.

say what you will about her but at least she isn't wandering around Las Vegas schnockered out of her gourd in a wig and no underpants with Cris fucking Angel!

Her breasts have veins showing because of the increased blood flow her body is sending there in order to produce milk for the baby. I'm sorry that us women have that horrible habit of enabling life. Instead of bitching about something that allowed you to be a part of this world, why don't you go than your mother for giving up her body and allowing changes like stretch marks, weight gain and "neon green veins" in order to bring your bitchy ass into this world.

I think Christina looks beautiful. Always has been.

It's funny when you can see the outline of the implants....

DAMN, THOSE ARE BIG!!!!!!!!!!!

I love the boob veins!!!

@54 piss off, TT makes me laugh

@64 can the lecture, I'm busy whackin' off; too many distractions and I might lose my tee tee

haha, SHUT THE FUCK UP # 64. Seriously, shut up.

#64 - that's so weird, because the stripper I saw the other night had the same type of tit veins, and she said it was because of her giant implants. In fairness, she said pregnant women sometimes get them, and bitter 300 lb bull dykes always do.

Come on Bitches, Gimme More!!

christina has got a pair of humongous boobs!

ha ha ha... are you trying to call me a bitter 300lb dyke? Give me a break! I'm 5'2" 108lbs. I've been with another woman before, but I'd hardly call myself lesbian, since I prefer dick (especially my husband's)... I have implants, but no veins. I only had those when I was pregnant.

As far as me shutting the fuck up... not a chance.

She must make him unhappy. Look at him in pic 8.

@72... Those are implants???? I thought it was the headboard!!!!

@72 - Mandy, you're a superficial fucking retard.

Where do you get that I'm superficial? Because someone called me a 300lb dyke and I defended myself? ha! But, hey... that's okay. Whatever you want to think... You're entitled.

And, 74, that really made no sense, but okay...

@76..... so you lack imagination, big deal. Credit where credit is due; at least you're here to play!

Well... I've sat here trying to figure that one out. If you're implying my breasts are hard like the headboard... they aren't. They feel very natural. Other than that, I can't imagine what you mean. LOL

@76 - mandy

I got that you're superficial based on the fact that it seems important to you to describe your physical characteristics such as your height, weight, the fact that you have implants, and the fact that your implants have no visible veins, to a bunch of strangers. Shit, just the fact that HAVE implants is a reason to call you superficial. Plus, you said "I" or "me" in every single sentence of your comment. And the fact that you don't even recognize that you're superficial.

@mandy -

Don't forget - I didn't just call you superficial; I also called you a fucking retard.

@78.....mmmm, feeling natural, I might have to join #67 in the wackin'.
5'2" and 108, not quite Mini-Britiney but I'm in!

and #80's retard thing just turns me on more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, noticed that... that was just too ridiculous to comment on. I mean, most 8 year olds like to use the "retard" insult, so I let that one roll right off my back. However, I just thought it was funny that you said superficial. I mean, yeah, I described myself, but that was because I had some idiot assuming that I was a 300lb dyke. So, ya know, I had to point out that idiot's obvious mistake. If I was superficial, I would have included a picture... didn't do that.

And I had freakin' A cups! 32A. I bumped it up to a 32C. I didn't go overboard.

Why in the hell am I even explaining myself to you! LOL You got me pretty good, I have to say. I'm wasting my time here typing this shit out. Alright, well, think what you want... like I said, you're entitled.

It's not true, but... :o)

So a fucking stranger calls you a 300-pound dyke. And?

Damn, y'all are gettin' deep. What happened to good old insulting fun?

@ 83 - mandy

Don't need you to tell me that I'm entitled. It bothers you that I called you superficial because you know it's true.

so hot.... wasn't it a rule not to dye your hair or use nail polish when you're preg tho? Hope the munchkin's ok in there....

#84 You're right... it was stupid. That's why I said, "WHY IN THE HELL..." not gonna type out the rest, but you get it.

Even if I am superficial, which I don't think I am, but whatever.. but, even if I was, so fucking what?

That's it! I want a divorce! I'm gonna find someone who pays attention to my fake avatar!

@Mandy -
Right, so fucking what?

Well, because your post #64 is so fucking self-righteous. Don't come here and try to come off like you're so much better than everybody else.

#90 LOL I don't feel comfortable calling you "Mandy's Husband", but... I'm sorry I'm not paying attention to your fake avatar... I'm too busy being superficial, didn't you know?

Sweetie... I never said I was better than everyone else. If I was a 300lb dyke, I'd embrace it, but I'm not. So, I embrace who I really am. If you feel that I think I'm better than you simply because of my height and weight, then maybe it's you who has issues.... not me. I never claimed to be better than anyone at any time. in any of my posts. And, even though you are verbally attacking me, I still don't feel that I am "better" than you. I am who I am. And, generally, I'm a pretty kind, caring and fun loving person... which is why I came to Christina's defense, I suppose, because I can sympathize with mothers. I am one. But, if it makes you feel better to hate on me and attack me, well, at least I'm here to defend myself, ya know, so... and I say it, again, do it. You're entitled. :o)

And, while you're at it, you have a super (not superficial) but VERY SUPER night, ok?

It is all about being self-righteous; we are all superior to the others. The fact that you don't get it means you are not one of us.

@ mandy-
Wow, you're REALLY messed up.

@92..... Which is why we call each other @#s, to depersonalize our play.

#94 was directed at starscanfrighten

#95 Ya know, I'm really not and I bet you can't even come up with one justification for saying that. Whatever... I'm done even talking to you.

# 96 Ahhh... well, I'm new to this. I come here often, but seldom comment.

That dude looks more like a troll than an ogre

Well after trying to pick between Mandy and her husband - all I'd like to communicate - Are U Punny ? Maybe try harder.
New here ? Was 9-11 was an inside job?
Comments ?
Please continue....

I justify saying that because you think that I have some problem with your height and weight, when I'm the same size. You probably think that people who don't like you are just jealous of you.

@ 97
I've seen your comments, but nothing's been interesting enough to respond to.

Binky... I seriously have no idea what you're talking about. Punny? As far as 9-11 being an inside job, I don't think so...

??? I take it you think I'm someone else. I'm not. I've only posted like maybe 3 comments on this site before tonight. Sorry if you were expecting someone else...

@98..... me too, been lurkin' for a long time, tonight seems fun.

@100..... Punny?

@102..... and yet you did

I did.

Sorry. Wrong Mandy.
9-11 was an inside job
And you came
and you gave
without taking. ( But the internets not gr8 here at the Lake so who knows +]? )

#107

"... but I sent you away, Oh Mandy...."

You have me singing now. Great. That's seriously scary. Dogs actually start howling, ya know.

Now mandy's gonna pretend to be self-deprecating.

bought my mom tickets to manilow in Vegas. Nice show but I wish I had seen Mini-Brittiney!

Pregnancy does such WONDERFUL things to the female body.

Holy shit these two fuglyass freaks have the ugliest babys.

#108 Well Ok. I must admit Barry always - 911 was an inside job-puts on a great show. A true entertainer - 9-11 was an Inside job. The guy even plays the piano.
I'm beginning to understand this cumming -911 was an Inside Job - without taking thing.
And like explain 'free fall collapse' speed !.

Public at LARGE : Binky , your last drivel wasn't really very subliminal.
Binky: Well. Ok. It sort of was.... We're pretending this is sort of 'funny'.
And we're still working on this 'subliminal message thing' via the internets
It may take a bit of work,
Kinda like life.

Public at LARGE : And Binky I think you're talking to yourself again.

Binky : No comment.

man pregnant christina has great tits. jeezus. i love her.

Better enjoy/exploit those pregnancy boobs before they deflate into 2 flappy skin tags post-partum

hi. my husband Brandon posts on the superficial forums as "apotheosis". I have a new blog about his online romantic and sexual relationships with female posters.

http://mrsapotheosis.wordpress.com/page/2/

apotheosis got owned! Bitch!

Yeah! So now we can assume it is true! I just can't understand why she hasn't said anything?

This is such an exciting time, let us celebrate with you, Christina!!!

omg, this mrs. apotheosis chick is so way out of line with her sick blog. if anything happens to any of those ppl she posted about, she'd be suspect#1. also, her hubby hasn't cheated on her for real .. just in his mind. if u'd like to control the mind of your partner, then well ... i don't know if i'd like to have my mind controlled and always and forever focused on one person on the entire world. her husband was obviously addicted to the internet and she should have sat him down and talked about that problem long time ago. but it seems, she didn't care so much about any possible problems that could have driven her husband to this behaviour until she found out about *romantic and sexual (mind you, virtual!!) relationships and felt *HURT* . conceited bitch. if there's a problem, there are always 2 sides of the story. maybe she wasn't as thrilling, caring and loving as wife as she could have been, either. I also think, it's against the law to post pics of ppl without their approval. secondly, I think the people involved in this kindergarten fest are not "pushing their 40ies" or in their mid twenties, but teenagers still in high school. A BIG DUH!

and a big fat rant.

ps. i hope this lunatic bitch isn't going to soil the geekologie/i watch stuff sites, as well.

She's so amazing. I'm so happy for her, (I'm secretly afraid of the baby being ugly) but I love her! Shouldn't she NOT dye her hair when she's pregnant?

Dying your hair during pregnancy is now considered to be pretty safe. They suggest not doing it during the first trimester and using dyes with the least amount of chemicals. As far as tanning, maybe she uses Mystic tan?

I am a man or a 20-year-old whore. I'll call all of you if a man ever wants to marry me!

@117! You are the bomb! Hell yeah!

Can't face the truth? No need for hatin' troll #123. Or should I say Mrs. Brandon Apotheosis...

OMFG! The one celeb that does it right(marries than has a child) and she gets critized then too? This is why there are 8 year old girls whom are anorexic and 15 year olds wanting breast implants because people like YOU are never satisfied and will complain about absolutly everything... right or wrong its always turned into negativity. Grow up people! Brits the one thats a bad mother..

I'm wondering how the kid will look like...Baby Mr Potato

She married him? SHE MARRIED HIM?!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *********************k you've to to be kidding me.

#126 If 8 year old girls are anorexic and 15 year old girls are wanting breast implants, it is BECAUSE of people like Christina Aguilera. Idiot.

Aw she's a cutie. I wonder when she's due?

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i still think she is ultra ugly and see no appeal. britney spears is still a prettier girl. i don't care if this girl has fake soul in her voice and appeals to ugly people. she is still wiggery and fugly to me and looks like total trash. like puerto rican whore meets new jersey. and her nose is fuckin huge.

i still think she is ultra ugly and see no appeal. britney spears is still a prettier girl. i don't care if this girl has fake soul in her voice and appeals to ugly people. she is still wiggery and fugly to me and looks like total trash. like puerto rican whore meets new jersey. and her nose is fuckin huge.

i still think she is ultra ugly and see no appeal. britney spears is still a prettier girl. i don't care if this girl has fake soul in her voice and appeals to ugly people. she is still wiggery and fugly to me and looks like total trash. like puerto rican whore meets new jersey. and her nose is fuckin huge.

i still think she is ultra ugly and see no appeal. britney spears is still a prettier girl. i don't care if this girl has fake soul in her voice and appeals to ugly people. she is still wiggery and fugly to me and looks like total trash. like puerto rican whore meets new jersey. and her nose is fuckin huge.

i still think she is ultra ugly and see no appeal. britney spears is still a prettier girl. i don't care if this girl has fake soul in her voice and appeals to ugly people. she is still wiggery and fugly to me and looks like total trash. like puerto rican whore meets new jersey. and her nose is fuckin huge.

i still think she is ultra ugly and see no appeal. britney spears is still a prettier girl. i don't care if this girl has fake soul in her voice and appeals to ugly people. she is still wiggery and fugly to me and looks like total trash. like puerto rican whore meets new jersey. and her nose is fuckin huge.

i still think she is ultra ugly and see no appeal. britney spears is still a prettier girl. i don't care if this girl has fake soul in her voice and appeals to ugly people. she is still wiggery and fugly to me and looks like total trash. like puerto rican whore meets new jersey. and her nose is fuckin huge.

The fake tits are horrid
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tits have veins they're part of the body gimme a break
she has more actual talent then most of the female artists out there
and shes about the only one from her pop generation thats not fucked up
I'm veryy happy for her

Binky at the Emmys:
Well . Ok.
Was a bit surprised Conan's 'masturbating bear' shows beat out any type of political discourse in a country in crisis.
Who knew ? Crisis - what crisis ?

Tony Bennet's still alive ?

'Stepping out with my baby' with a preggo woman seems like some sort of abortion anthem.

Yikes ! Send the kids to bed

Does Robertt Duvall still get laid ?

Oh. sorry. Waz just sort of wondering what the future may hold...
How old is this guy ?

Ed Asner was in Roots?

Who played Rhoda ?

How tall is this peanut Chick from Heros ?
Looks like she's like a foot shorter than a parking meter...not that's anything wrong with..

Well, by popular demand, I suppose I'll go get a bit of popcorn, watch the ballgame and free up a bit of bandwidth. Cheers.

Yikes - Bennett's corpse still winning awards - and Stewart..

Say 'Daily Show' Ummm...by the way.....
....911 was an inside job.
Seen the show but.............................you know....what I'm saying here...etc... Great win etc !! Congrats ! ......right.......etc.....

BaCK TO FOOTBALL...This stupid dish.... Where's NE -Chargers ?

Well . Ok .
It's 24-0 at the half.
Al Gore is gr8. But Good God - why does he have to look so oily ?
Binky : ? No sure.

t*
Well. Ok . Good to see Tony B's ghost winning all the awards because he told me privatly that, you know...9-11 was an iside job ...etc.
and then he went radical....etc,...
The guy's a bit lost - but you know he has a heart.

Sing it !

Her breasts look pretty good now, but they looked pretty good before too.

Public at LARGE : Binky your drivel is almost as lame as the Colbert-StewaRT intos at the Emmys....
Binky :.....
Public at LARGE : Just kidding Binky ! 9-11 was an inside job !

Binky: Whew. You had me wo

Public at LARGE : Binky your drivel is almost as lame as the Colbert-StewaRT intos at the Emmys....
Binky :.....
Public at LARGE : Just kidding Binky ! 9-11 was an inside job !

Binky: Whew. ...You had me wondering there for a sec ......

(Public at LARGE : Of course you are,still, just talking to yourself.Binky .....
Binky: One at a time babe. One at a time)

OMG - Binkster - you've sort of involved some sort of internet prob with the discourse.
Binky : It's a commercial and we're out of booze.

SOS

She shows just her nice looking boosted TITS, that's all!!

She looks clinically depressed since getting pregnant.

Good God, they're humungonous. Mama!

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I would bang those juggs all night. My 9 inches of black tube steak would look delicious nestled between those golden bozos. I would supply the special sauce...

I didn't think manequins could reproduce.

sooo many comments on this one.

BUT, oh my GHD are her breasts just not absoluly awesome.
Like wow!
Like really
Like really
Like nice
Like to
Like look
Like at!!!!

I hope she starts to cover up more. It is nauseating to hear some of the pervs on here comment about what they want to do to her breasts that are growing because SHE HAS A BABY IN HER STOMACH FROM HER HUSBAND.

Is nothing sacred anymore?

Xtina never learned a thing from Britney. Choose the career or the baby. Can't have both in this line of work. No one wants their sexpots all stretched out.

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i don't think she's pregnant. she's just getting fat because that's what britney did.

very ugly whore but really nice voice that i really appreciate