Sep 13 2007Christina Aguilera is pregnant - who knew?

Mammaries!

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i want to marry the superficial guy

I don't know why, but when a woman starts looking like a mommy I get a perpetual hardon.

Ooooooh, so thaat's why she's got a huge belly...

(God her husband is ugly!)

So she's, what, 5 months along....out of 40-42 months or 25 lunar weeks or some shit?

Well, she'll be pregnant a total of 10 months, more or less (depending on whether she gets her kid circumsized).

#6 are those lunar months or Jewish New Year months? And it also depends on whether she breastfeeds the kid, get's a c-section and is a stay-at-home-mom, too.........might as well throw out all the buttons.

Those are some nice looking tits.

She looks like she doesn't even like to be seen with this penny pincher.........

thanks for the update tranny.

No problem FRIST!!!
I try to take care of my friends.

Someone needs to learn how to fucking focus the camera.

That kid be really ugly(see the husband) or really hot.

Ahh... she is pretty.

BRATMAN!!!

The kid will look like a monkey's ass (dad) in heat (orange/red; mom).

Man, I hope the kid doesn't look like that rat-faced husband of hers.

Did that guy sell his soul to Satan? Because I can't think of any other way a guy as ugly as he is could have landed a chick like that.

$$$, as career insurance, that's why. Like Selma Hayek.

(o)(o) One more boobie post and we'll have a trifecta today!

/c'mon Superficial!

She's lucky. Every day, when she changes a poopy diaper, she'll see the face of her husband.

Where is her husband from?....Iraq? Iran?........ he's got the Mr. Potato Head / LightBulb Head going on .... hence the full beard UNDER the chin Lame .. LOL...

I really don't think she's hot, or pretty, or special.
I'm more into Sandra Bullock (sp?)

she has an awesome rack.

her husband is a complete ugly retard.

How come SHE'S never on here? She too old for you people?!?!?

ahhhhh.....that's what i come here for.....

The husband is lucky he's a rich jew.. He is so effing ugly. The man doesn't have a chin.

@25 FRIST she lives down in Newport Beach. You can stock her like that other lady that tried to run her over

Christina looks great! She looks alittle sad tho in these pics or maybe just not feeling well.

Just yesterday there were pictures of Sandy Buttock.

At least she'll be a better mother than Britney, J-Ho, Nicole Richie etc
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Good for her, at least one celelbrity realized nobody cares about their baby!

Ug, I just wish we could go back to a time when pregnant actesses were considered vulgar and kept out of sight.

She looks SO much better with less make up! Damn, wish I had a rack like that. Oh, wait. I do.

God I hope the baby looks more like Christina instead of that "thing" that impreganted her!

#3 - I know why, but when a troll stops trying to be me, I get a perpetual hardon.

So if it's a boy, they'll have a bris. If it's a girl, they'll have a quinceñera 15 years from now. Either way, this kid will be partying like Paris Hilton. On the parents' bankroll.

Sorry - I know there's no new Paris news, but I can't help myself, I just gotta name-drop that heirhead!

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=heirhead

ROFL EHW.
HOPEFULLY THE POOR KID DOESN'T GET DADDIE'Z GENES OR IT'LL BE FUGZ =(

HOLY FUCKING SHIT SCHACK!!
You must be sitting in your parent's basement wearing our your F5 key just waiting for me to post a comment so that you can ride my wave.

Imitiation is the sincerest form of flattery, so I must be pretty desirable, since you so want to be me.

"There can be only one".

Why do media outlets feel like its a necessary for celebs to officially announce their preggers? Its kind of obvious when they start to get bigger...maybe she's just being normal person and not being an attention whore like all the others in lala land

i she drinking coffee?

is she drinking coffee?

#40, your post #41 was redundant.

Good grief, her husband looks like he got about 149 collagen injections. And then had his lips stung by a swarm of bees. And then had a lip-off with Angelina Jolie, and won.

Somebody put an APB out for bratman's chin. How can he buckle a helmet?

I have to say that i love how in love her and her husband seem. It is nice to see someone not care about looks as much as love....hmmmm maybe i should take my own advise :)

I wonder how her husband puts a pillow case on his pillow???

Does she go anywhere without 90 lbs of makeup troweled onto her face? She's gonna end up just like Britney.

Mr. Peepers anyone?

where the hell did she get those boobies? and i mean even BEFORE all this pg crap. she used to be teensy. so are they fake? or did she just get fat... in her chest?

wait, why do i care?

I love her, but she always has on waaaaaay to much makeup.

@49 they are fake!!!

As long as she's married to that Jew, her career will never falter. She's got that mafia protection going. Britney should take notes.

CHRISTINA IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN ALIVE!!!!!!!!!! EVEN PREGNANT SHE IS MORE GORGEOUS THAN ANYONE ELSE IN HOLLYWOOD. MORE XTINA PIX ON THE FISH, PLEASE!!!!!!!!!

Love the lack of red lipstick. Hope she keeps that up. :)

Ever since she got pregnant she's been looking miserable. :(

I just realized Christina is a normal human skin tone when she's out and about, but as soon as there is a red carpet event she gets that ridiculous orange color. Why?? Why??? Why???

I don't know...I'm not saying he's attractive in any conventional way, but it was pretty erotic when he rubbed that rough-bearded chin on the back of my head.

i like everything about her...except the hair! it's so dull!

@55 The lighting at the red carpet is bright for the videographers, then the photographers use flash to cut shadows (which reduces contrast). All that light can make a vain little celebutard look all washed out; many of them paint themselves extra dark (or extra clownish) to compensate.

She gave her TITS a boost, that's all!!

I preferred the monkey in heat/red ass explanation.

How come these famous pop singers date ugly looking guys? also have babies with them. Cant they find people that are cute and know how to dress properly in the public.

61: probably because he's a DECENT FUCKING MAN.
You want Tommy Lee? Respect the Man.
And Texas Tranny too... 'cause s/he makes me laugh.

yea,,,shes smoking,,,with that small frame and those giant juicy jugz...even though the homeless looking hubby is in tow...

Is it wrong that I want to smack those funbags with my dong?

Holy shit. Ya. Breaking news. I'm the mother.

I don't understand. I mean, she's famous, she CAN sing, her album's going great, she now is pregnant... how come she always looks so pissed?

hi. my husband Brandon posts on the superficial forums as "apotheosis". I have a new blog about his online romantic and sexual relationships with female posters.

http://mrsapotheosis.wordpress.com/

WTF, ya all are just hating on the chick. Of course she always looks pissed, she's got hella papparazzi up her ass all the time, well either up there or slipping down her ever so beautifull chest, capping on her man, damn, give a chick a break. If I were a dude I'd do her in a heartbeat................

Oh yea, and she really has a great singing voice, one that doesn't fade out and shit like so many other so called "artists"

and another thing, are you all aware of the fact that when she is not touring and actually gets a chance to relax at home with her man, she cooks gourmet meals in the nude...........

#40 - Who cares if she's having coffee? You can have coffee when you're pregnant dumbass - 3 cups or less. Next you'll be saying... omg is she walking while pregnant?!? GASP!

hottest pregofuck ever.

Isn't it so weird that even though she's pregnant, its still Britney that's getting all the press? She's been pregnant for a while but its as if no one really cared to pry.

isnt she too short to be pregnant??

and she may be pretty with makeup, but if u havnt, then look her up without it. she deserves whoever the hell her husband is. and dont say u wont look her up, cas i know u will. ur on superficial. i know u have time.

@#74-
That's kinda true. She is pretty ugly when her face isn't caked in makeup.

Yeppers............She still is pregnant.

Don't women like to fuck when their pregnant? Always horny?

that rat has big tits

shes def an ugly girl. look at that nose. she looks more trashy and wiggery than britney to me. britney is just like a hippy that cant dress and eats junk food. i feel like christina should have curly nails and a puerto-rican accent.

Christina = yummy :)

Kanye West performing @ the Emmys??? Why, why, WHY?!?!?!?!

Madonna was seen leaving a hotel with a strap-on dildo. I wonder who she uses it on?

http://www.tvshark.com/read/?art=arc854

take #74's advice. but if you cant tell she looks like an ugly rat without make anyways you need glasses or you have LOW standards. her legs are f-ing hideous and bowed. she is short. rat face, no muscle tone whatsover. her singing is a poor imitation of a black woman in church.
most beautiful woman??
HAH ! im imagining her walking down the runway with victoria secret models... or in a miss universe pageant..
rat-faced runt.

BORING!

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Is there anybody in there????????????

WAKE UP people

Hey Jrzymommy

What's up? I thought I was the only one awake this morning.

RAT-FACED?!

Christina has those gigantic, gorgeous blue eyes, lovely lips, and flawless skin. And wtf is wrong with her nose? It's long but not beak-like like Paris.

The pics of her looking bad without make-up were in the Stripped era when she looked equally horrible WITH the lbs of make-up. The last time I saw her without make-up was on the a.m. of her wedding day and she looked incredible.

And for future reference: when you say anything bad about this woman's voice, immediately everything else you said before that is completely discredited. She may not be your taste physically, but if you can't recognize unbelievable talent, then you are the moron.

Girl does NOT look happy about being pregnant.

@2 I think the writer(s) for superficial probably look worse than amy whinehouse's beach photos...and my eyes are permanently damaged from that....imagine never being able to see again...

her eyes are really small i think. i used to compare her face to britneys... back in the day i liked britney's a lot better cause i like the bigs eyes button nose thing. xtina looked more big nose beedy eyes.she doesn't have eyelashes or brows naturally. eye lashes make eyes prettier. its cool when you have them in real life. her voice is better than most though.

guys... guys..... cavemen are people too. People with feelings.
Well, not so much people as apes that can walk upright, but you know what I mean.

she is ok, but i don't like her style!!!

She's not wearing a wedding ring.

So?

I can find no fault with this woman. I pronounce you clean! Go forth, be a fruitfly, and multiply.

Hey TT..........it seems as if there are a lot of us awake.....except for the Fish dude.

@92
I bet her wedding ring is stuck through her right nipple.

You got that shit right Jrzymommy.

Apotheosis, must suck to be you right now.

she looks great
there are new pics here
http://www.xtinaweb.org/gallery/thumbnails.php?album=2203
she's now really showing off her baby bump

@98
Why? because his wife caught him?

Shit pussy snot fuck you goodnight.

This shit is boring.

I need a big fat cock to suck. I need me some cum.

I think Nicole looks better pregnant.

@103 Nina
Don't all women look better preggers?
Don't they all have that "special" glow?

TT I wouldn't say I was glowing, but I was sweaty a lot...

I was pregnant in CA in 116 degree weather and two weeks overdue.

@105
Ok, I believe that.
Nothing wrong with a little sweat, I bet you were sweating when you made that baby.

Hey look, its going to be the first human-animal hybrid... the Chimpeeman!

I'm trademarking that right now!

TT, no, women don't all look better preggers. Two friends were absolutely lovely before becoming pregnant, both looked awful as their pregnancies progressed, neither bounced back after the babies were born. Of course, once they "snagged" husbands and cemented their hold by becoming pregnant, they thought they no longer had to maintain their looks, so they just let themselves go completely. On the other hand, some friends definitely looked better after becoming pregnant.

BunnyButt,
Thanks for clearing up that "urban legend" for me.
Have you checked your myspace page today?

I wasn't glowing when I was having the life siphoned out of me by my two mistakes.

wtc fish, it's noon. let's go with some new posts! fuck you're slow!

SERIOUSLY--STILL????!!!!! this wasn't that fucking interesting 12 hours ago...it surpasses mind numbing now.

Oh my God... I own that dress; it's BCBG (I think Max Azria). It's uncomfortable though because it's made out of an itchy flannel material. Now, because this skank wore it, I'm never wearing it again.

Wow, really? I had no idea.

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ohhhh she's so cute !!!!!!

christina is NOT a shallow person, she found herself a good man and doesnt see the ugliness in him at all.

his intelligence makes his sexy.

most women would kill to have a good man like jordan bratman, but their
FARRRRRRRRRRRRRR to shallow to give guys him him 5 minutes of their time.

108. BunnyButt - September 14, 2007 11:41 AM

TT, no, women don't all look better preggers. Two friends were absolutely lovely before becoming pregnant, both looked awful as their pregnancies progressed, neither bounced back after the babies were born. Of course, once they "snagged" husbands and cemented their hold by becoming pregnant, they thought they no longer had to maintain their looks, so they just let themselves go completely. On the other hand, some friends definitely looked better after becoming pregnant.

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you just described britney to the hilt...SHE DID A FULL ON LETTTING HERSELF GO TO THE HILT !

christina has NOT let herself go at all..shes kept her thin frame.

I would tit bang that bitch all night

@ #86- Talented? Definitely. UNBELIEVABLY talented? Hardly. There have been far more talented singers before Christina and there will be after her too.

@ #86- Talented? Definitely. UNBELIEVABLY talented? Hardly. There have been far more talented singers before Christina and there will be after her too.

@116 I wholeheartedly agree.

UUuuh have you seen Christina WITHOUT sunglasses on?! Look at her Back to Basics album cover, her eyes are stunning, they are the focal point of the whole picture.

Britneys eyes are big too, but they are so far apart it's like a frog. And her nose is also big, it's just wide as opposed to long. It was especially wide in every direction before the rhinoplasty.

I still like Chimpeeman.... its got a real ring to it.

It is okay to fuck around with women online as long as you don't get CAUGHT!

Nina your comments are annoying. Die.

yes. drag queens have cool eyes when there is an ass load of paint and false lashes on them too. and britney got a nose job in 99. her nose is incredibly small and cute and button like now. christina has a long rat nose. and small eyes. wide set eyes are a good feminie feature.