Sep 18 2007Cameron Diaz has something of mine
There they are! How drunk was I last night? Somehow I let a transvestite run off with my Batman and Robin. No, that’s not a tranny, it’s Cameron Diaz. Oh, gross. Wow. I don’t even want them back. She can keep them. I’m okay with a deflated sac. Fortunately these washboard abs will be the perfect distraction. Yep, you can do laundry off these babies. Which I often do in the company of a lady. It makes her wonder where the muscle ends and the man begins.
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Reader Comments
1. Loomit - September 18, 2007 5:26 PM
She is so hot!
2. Athena - September 18, 2007 5:27 PM
lol
3. Mike - September 18, 2007 5:27 PM
Fuck Cameron is fuckin ugly. One of the worst actors, and ugliest at that.
4. stuperstar - September 18, 2007 5:27 PM
yessss.. top 3
5. cookie monsta - September 18, 2007 5:27 PM
kinda makes ya wonder why JT hung around so long - must be a living hell waking up next to this thing !!
6. 6th - September 18, 2007 5:29 PM
Sixth!
7. Ted from LA - September 18, 2007 5:30 PM
I'd date her for two reasons. Her checkbook and her left nipple (see photo @ 10). There's something about nipples.
8. Barry LeFarge - September 18, 2007 5:31 PM
I didn't know they had the Special Olympics for bacce ball. I learn something new everyday.
9. raquel - September 18, 2007 5:31 PM
JT hung around Cameron for the same reason that Ben Affleck married Jennifer Garner, Chad Lowe married Hilary Swank, and all but the most hardcore lesbians occasionally have sex with guys: sometimes you just need a cock in you.
10. smegma - September 18, 2007 5:32 PM
She looks so glamorous, happy, and youthful in pic #10.
11. hollyj - September 18, 2007 5:32 PM
BA HA HA!! That's the FUNNIEST headline for that photo! HA HA
She looks good to be 167.
12. Lorena B. - September 18, 2007 5:34 PM
Once, a guy came in Cameron's mouth. Once. She made the same face as in picture 4, and then cut off his penis.
13. imran karim - September 18, 2007 5:36 PM
is she with ashton
14. someone - September 18, 2007 5:40 PM
That is ASHTON! (Right?) Can someone confirm or refute this? Just weird that their together. Playing bocce ball nonetheless. They would actually have made a good couple. He likes older women.
15. grobpilot - September 18, 2007 5:45 PM
That is one worn-out lookin' bitch, but......nice nipple!
16. grobpilot - September 18, 2007 5:46 PM
Looks like she's going to be practicing proctology without a license in pic #7
17. mpm - September 18, 2007 5:47 PM
Why the hell is she with Ashton Kutcher, and why are they at a lame birthday party? Is this a hokey movie set or something?
18. ssdd - September 18, 2007 5:48 PM
Finally ...another headline to lighten the mood ... and funny ;) thankies...............
Now....what will Demi say when she takes a look at these .... is this from a movie set?? ..Either way ... Ashton looks happy .. you never see him smile like this with her...
19. nina - September 18, 2007 5:57 PM
Demi watch out!!!
20. T - September 18, 2007 5:58 PM
Who's got an uglier butter-face???
1) Fergie
2) Cameron Diaz
3) Lisa Rinna
4) This chick ---> http://d21c.com/terri1/people/ugly.jpg
21. Joy - September 18, 2007 6:11 PM
Yeah... looks like someone is getting a little too close to Demi's man.
Cameron and Demi are both old ladies now...
but at least Demi looks degnified for her age. You know, that classic 40ish beauty.
But Cameron... god. Her face looks like an old rubber puppet I had as a kid - anyone else remember Boglins?
22. Mystery Method - September 18, 2007 6:21 PM
Man, your balls look pretty heavy.
23. PunkA - September 18, 2007 6:25 PM
That is Josh Hartnett, you retards!!!!!!!!!!
Wow, CD has fallen off the ugly tree and hit way too many branches. Her looks are gone. Tragic.
24. Rose - September 18, 2007 6:26 PM
How ironic is it that she's standing in front of Ashton Kutcher holding a pair of balls? If anyone needs those back...I think it's him.
25. Waffleholic - September 18, 2007 6:31 PM
I think Hollywood has ran out of actual beautiful women to star in films and make due with a name brand ugly.
26. Facial Paralysis - September 18, 2007 6:40 PM
Bell's Palsy is caused by herpes zoster. This is karma for her slutty ways.
27. the D.A. - September 18, 2007 6:46 PM
She is plain ugly. Always has been, always will be.
There are much better looking women working in grocery stores, auto parts stores, strip bars, restaurants.
Looks like shit piled about 5 feet high.
28. Joe54 - September 18, 2007 6:50 PM
Umm that's Ashton Kutcher PunkA, probably pictures from the set of the movie they are doing together...
29. cowgirl - September 18, 2007 6:54 PM
Photo #11 - can't she afford shoes that aren't torn!?!?!??! What the heck?
30. Mike - September 18, 2007 7:08 PM
That's Ashton she's prancing around with. They're in a movie together.
31. sdebbie75 - September 18, 2007 7:14 PM
I think she's so cute-- i don't know why everyone thiks she is so grossly ugly!!!!!!
32. LJ - September 18, 2007 7:32 PM
Does anyone notice a tiny bulge in her tummy. I'm not saying a thin person can't have a bulge, but from the size of her...there's a bump for sure. Prego anyone?
33. SuperG - September 18, 2007 7:52 PM
Style her hair differently and put glasses on her...it's Mrs. Doubtfire!
34. jacknasty - September 18, 2007 8:00 PM
Wow, just imagine how dumb their kid would be?
35. Kimberly - September 18, 2007 8:12 PM
Why is she grabbing Ashton Kutcher's ass in front of his stepdaughters? WHORE! TRANNY WHORE!
36. stenchblossom - September 18, 2007 8:35 PM
oh my god, scandal!!! i hope demi moore sees these and then ashton realises he wants to marry me and no hollywood granny! im 22, so itll be hard for him to come to terms with but hell soon realise that grannies and old women arent hot and that i am!!!!!oh my
37. yowillie - September 18, 2007 8:36 PM
Nice nip
38. Broker - September 18, 2007 8:40 PM
Ugly face but nice shaped tits and nips. Like Maniston, needs a bag over her head.
39. Anexio - September 18, 2007 9:11 PM
Superfish and the rest of you are full of shit.
She is smokin' hot!
She's like an old shoe, comfortable and easy to put on.
I bet a date with her wouldn't cost more than a hundred bucks.
BooYah!!!
40. FIRST - September 18, 2007 9:40 PM
She is not aging well
41. steve - September 18, 2007 10:01 PM
fish is so fuckin funny. Damn, this is funny. You can go to a lot of gossip sites, but this is the funniest
42. Malicious - September 18, 2007 10:21 PM
she's grabbing Ashtons ass!!
43. babyglyniss - September 18, 2007 10:58 PM
hot!! i mean..today's weather!
44. 100 proof cowgirl - September 18, 2007 11:19 PM
*crying* Thank you 29. I feel very,very priviledged.
45. spamhole - September 18, 2007 11:23 PM
demi better watch out before ashton trades her in for a younger older hen.
46. B610 - September 19, 2007 12:17 AM
There filming a movie together called What Happens in Vegas and there on the set in those photos.
47. igor@igord.com - September 19, 2007 12:37 AM
Cameron is a man. Argue with me by sending me an email, igor@igord.com. Maybe you can send me pictures.
48. iAmMcLovin - September 19, 2007 1:15 AM
PunkA:
That is NOT Josh Hartnett, YOU retard!!!!!!!!!!
49. soy - September 19, 2007 1:35 AM
#45 heheh younger older hen!
ashton the faggot
50. salmonswife - September 19, 2007 1:37 AM
she is kinda whorish,
that ashton is kinda gayish
51. Ath Lipth - September 19, 2007 2:16 AM
Cameron's a skank and needs to step off!!! Athton is way out of her league, and he's gay. The Demi thing is a career move, oviously. Everyone knows in Hollywood, I can't believe anyone else would buy that crap. Apparently he's a real size queen that prefers black men, and has been with several well known gay/bi porn stars. Mmm mmmmm, to just be a fly on the wall when that was going down.
52. Brinkman - September 19, 2007 2:44 AM
Fifty-second! Yes! I have arrived!
53. Mr Hammer - September 19, 2007 3:01 AM
My balls hurt.
54. Guest - September 19, 2007 3:10 AM
Best. Headline. Ever.
55. Retardsonsuperficial - September 19, 2007 4:39 AM
can't you dumb fucks figure out that they're on a set of their upcoming movie? hover on the photo and it'll show the url. oh wait, you're a bunch of dumb fucks.
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57. Politenessman - September 19, 2007 9:07 AM
Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't lawn bowling an activity for elderly, retired people? Say, like Demi Moore?
58. The Fabulous Armand - September 19, 2007 9:25 AM
She looks a lot like the old Marlon Brando. Was there a bocce ball scene in The Godfather?
59. Kat - September 19, 2007 10:23 AM
Dear Author,
I think Cameron Diaz starts to look like Ellen Barkin which is positively outraging given the fact that sometime ago she REALLY was a hottie - oh, wait, so did Ellen Barkin. Ooops.
60. [dAn!] - September 19, 2007 10:43 AM
It's a movie, you guys (((What Happens In Vegas)))
61. ArtMan - September 19, 2007 10:48 AM
She reminds me of Ellen Barkin, not when she was hot, but when she got haggard and ragged-out and started looking like a blonde pre-facial surgery Leona Helmsley. The difference is that it happened to Ellen in her mid-40s, not in her mid-30s like Cameron. (I think Ellen had some work done and looks pretty good now for her age.)
62. Voracious - September 19, 2007 11:21 AM
Lol she has such a funny expression on her face holding those balls
63. Blondamnation - September 19, 2007 1:00 PM
Hey #55 why is everyone retards? Because they're on a movie set and so of course it's not bad that she's grabbing his butt because they're on a movie set? No one's ever been married and cheated on his wife on a movie set, you're right.
You can also eat 58000 calories a day on a movie set and not gain weight, I forgot. Your galactic shield stays on during filming and comes off after the movie wraps.
Cameron Diaz looked good in one movie: The Mask. Then she cut her hair and stopped wearing the right makeup (she needs eyeliner and she needs to cover up those pock-marks). Even her clothes are dorky. But she was so good in 'Somehting about Mary' that it almost makes you forgive her for looking so shitty now.
64. lidiya - September 19, 2007 2:14 PM
how is it that my 67-year-old grandma has better-looking skin than cameron diaz? my grandma has been smoking for 20 years, and also has kind of a mustache, but she looks vastly more soft and feminine. weird!
65. Lilo - September 19, 2007 3:02 PM
Hilarious headline!
66. hahahha - September 19, 2007 3:07 PM
Those are the only balls she'll be holding for a long time...no one wants a dried up leatherface..sorry buttaface!
67. LauraE - September 19, 2007 3:10 PM
I am under the impression that your PC and mine do not display the same pictures. Cameron has great legs, big beautiful blue eyes, a wonderful white smile, and is a natural beauty, she is not an artificial "soft and feminine" = f"labby and dumb" idiot with implants like the ones you admire so often. I see nothing wrong with her skin... let me View>>Refresh... still the same... View>>Refresh... still cute...
68. ha - September 19, 2007 3:47 PM
lol^ u lesbian
69. I hate celebrities - September 19, 2007 7:36 PM
Yeay #63 Great comment. I see someone has a brain and the right to go outside without a helmet.
I predict Ashton will leave his wifey for Cam. He said in an interview years before Demi that he had a mega crush on Cam and think about it they are basically the same person except one of them looks sort of like a woman (Ashton) and one of them actually has a pair of balls and a very large penis to go with them (Cameron).
Anyfuck I can totally see all of us here in a year or so arguing over wether it's a trade up or down for Kootchie boy to leave Mommy Moore and shack up with Diaz.
Who the fuck cares if it's a movie set we've all seen this shit before and it would be sad except that no one with a brain has any respect for celeb marriages, almost all of them are inevitable trainwrecks. You really can't expect the mentally challenged to have successful personal lives.
Also it's hard to tell what pics are from actual scenes and which pics are just two actors chilling between takes. I always thought these two would make the perfect gay couple; same personality, same funny yet shitty acting styles, simmilar bods and faces. A match made in celebrity adultery heaven.. I mean is there any other kind in Hollywood?
70. FACE - September 20, 2007 7:17 AM
She looks like someone put makeup on a catchers mitt
71. BlohansDeviatedSeptum - September 20, 2007 7:41 AM
Nothing says movie excitement like a bocce ball scene. I'm on the edge of my fucking seat here people.