Sep 17 2007Britney Spears wants you to want her right now

Oh really?

Sea Cow

She's not fat. She's just a filthy human being.

Somebody make her stop!!!!

I like it when you talk science,Fish. Based on her MTV performance, her "spread" should be intrigueing. They will have to have someone hold her head up and spread her legs for her!

You guys are harsh. I actually find her quite sad and pathetic. I pity her, really.

Vic

What magazine? Maximum? yeah.....that's perfect for her..............What? It's called MaxIM? Oh.............

Were the backup dancers during Bennett/Aguilera's performance on the Emmy's
mocking Britney by dressing just as she did on the VMAs?!

Go away bitch.

of course she's desperate to get on a magazine cover so they can photoshop her into what she thinks she looks like and what we know she hasn't looked like in 5 years.

sit your fat ass down, you dumb hick cow. go away quietly and live barefoot on your malibu farm. nobody wants your trashy gash anymore. it's OVAH!!!!

I'd be surprised if the folks at Maxim would agree to put Brit on their cover. There are some standards they have to maintain.

Heh.

She needs to get to a gym before she can think of magazine covers. Unless she's hoping that airbrushing will save her ass (haha! literally!)

i don't like her, but the hottest she ever looked was at the vma's. I like that slightly padded healthy look. YUM

If those assholes put Britney on the cover Maxim magazine, I am going to cancel my subscription

I found the right one for her.

Ok, come on. I detest Shitney just as much as the next person...loathe her in fact, but she's not fat. Yeah she sucks, and her parenting skills (or lack thereof) are shocking, and her bare naked "lady" almost made me puke in my mouth, but she's really not fat. If we had seen Cher's daughter/son or Wynonna Judd or (God forgive me for the graphic image I am about to condjure) Rosie O'Donnell dancing in a glittery bra and panties, then we could honestly say, "Man, she's fat!"

Yeah whatever Brit, get a little more delusional. I just saw your bloated ass on google earth for fucks sake.

HA! I just read how she's banned from some restaurant for smearing food all over her face.

I wish she would just make fun of herself now.....like looking to get on the cover of a cheetos bag.

c'mon.. fat? please. i am not any fan of hers and actually enjoy her trainwrecks more than her 'accomplishments' but i do have to say that she isnt fat in the slightest. should she have worn that bikini outfit? dunno.. i she didnt look as good as she used to but how many guys here have wives and gf's that look as good as her (ignore the chopped hair, bad skin and blank eyes lol)

But I need my blubber to keep warm! After she shaved all the pubes away....

It's cold down here.... so cold....

hopefully she will lose alil weight before. but i don't think she is fat.
i also hope she will realize she needs to try harder next time she "performs" i've seen her sing live on snl and shes not that bad when she tries.
if shes going to dance and cant sing the whole thing... at least sing a little bit over the track.

I'm sure there's a few crazy fuckers out there, willing to rub one out to her FUPA.

she used to have the prettiest face. 2000-2002 was a good year for her.
check vmas 2000 and 20001
michael jacksons comeback special
red carpet appearances with JT
videos... etc.
perfect symmetry
smile,
eyes
button nose
and people accuse her of thick legs now.... she had barbie legs when she walked around on stage with michael jackson

Britney Spears isn't fat. She seems dumb, and can't sing for shit, and her kids would be better off being raised by wolves, but as far as her weight goes, she
looks good for someone who had two kids so close together.

shes kind of a crazy hippie that isn't into health food or hippie music.

This is front row seat to the making of her E! True Hollywood Story. Beautiful...it's like watching a building collapse or a speeding motorcycle plowing into the back of a big rig...in slow motion.

Someone please explain how and why this bitch is relevant to anything anymore?

here is some damage control for you Brit:

keep your legs closed. there is enough smog in LA.

take those ratty extensions out your hair and get a stylist who will honeslty check you ass when you try to leave the house looking like a crackhead. it's a shame you spend so much to look like so cheap and unkempt.

stay on a treadmill. run like your name is kunta kente and massah's hounds are on your trail.

stop whoring around town craving paparazzi attention. you look like shit and all they are doing is making you the most highly photographed turd in history.

find god, dr. phil, or who moved your cheese. But please stop binge eating. The cure can't be found in every bag of Cheetos. It' s beyond time for you to put on your big gurl panties and deal with it.

get rid of the hanger-ons that say "yes" to every crackhead decision you make. you've got more hanger-ons than a bus in New Dehli. they are using you for another check and laughing at you on their way to the bank to cash it.

and most importantly, spend time with your kids and make that your priority right now. it's a sad fucking day when an unemployed backup dancer trying to be a rap mogul from fresno has better parents than you. get your shit together for the kids. once they are grown and out of the house, you can meltdown to the fucking pavement , but right now you owe them better than this.

fish is funny today. keep it going.

maxim can't afford the level of photoshop that will be required.

@27 Yo. Thats some nice advice. Im sure Brit is def. tuning into superfish to get her daily dose of advice.

I would prefer to talk about anything else besides this.
I would prefer to discuss, in length, the zits upon Wally's ass instead of Britney.

The key words here are......

"....as quicky as they can shoot her."

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Move over, Jebus, Mrs. Ernestine Jones is my god now....

Yeah, there's no other way I can think of for Britney to do damage control (is there any PR in the world that could accomplish that at this point?) than to spread 'em for a men's magazine. Nice self-respect you got there, Britney. I was pretty dumb at her age, but she's creating new frontiers of dumb here.

By the sounds of it, alot of you people need to grow up.
she's going through a rough time at the moment, and having all you bastards watching her, just waiting and hoping she'll mess up isn't helping her.
She is not fat at all, just not as toned as she used to be, but she's had two kids ffs, i bet most of you lot are a hell of a lot bigger than she is....... so shut up and leave her alone.

Always refreshing to see a Brit snippet that isn't simply a vehicle for a "ding dang, y'all" punchline.

she's most definitely not fat. she may have a frew extra pounds, but she looks pretty good for someone who has had two kids.

i think she's as washed up and crazy as the next person, but she's definitely not fat.

maxin cover??? puke! come on britney you're gross!!! stop gallivanting around! nurture ur kids at home stupid lady!

Give it up see this is the reason why we have children with eating disorders. Britney is not fat she just needs to tone up a little she looks amazing after 2 C-Sections. keep dreaming of the olson twins and Paris Hilton if you like stick bitches but for goodness sake stop calling Brit fat.

it's time for her to pack up her wares and go home. nobody is interested. damn, kevin federline must be getting no snatch from all this. this long, slow, downward slide just confirms for women that it's a bad idea to hookup with him.

well, golly emma, you sure told us.

according to my calculations, this "rough time" has been going on for a few years. usually, one might try to fix it instead of continually fucking up. nice try emma.

yeah I think she is phat

Its started to get really bad at the beginning of the year.
and if the reports are true, and she is suffering from bi polar disorder or depression, it doesn't go away over night. She needs to surround herself with people she can trust, and people need to stop sticking the knife in....

37, no, making fun of britney is not why children have eating disorders. it's because idiots who think think like you are parents.

I hope this doesn't go through

#41

hollywood isn't known for bring a kind, trusting place. she needs to go back to lousiana and reconcile with her family who reportedly, she fell out with cause they didn't approve of her antics. she's acting like a child. she wants to be around people who approve of her cause she has no self-esteem and she shuts out people who want to help her.

she's a grown ass woman who needs to decide if she's going to take responsibility for getting better or continue to blame everyone else for her problems. you can't find salvation hanging out til 3am in hollywood hotspots every night.

i secretly DID want her to shock me and be hot and dance well and sing alil on the vmas. that was her chance. she has had a few. but now???????????????????????? too many chances. too late now:(

bobll........... and who are you to say that about people?
The media plays a massive part in why children have eating disorders, the way they scrutinise and judge people by their weight instead of the actual person.
Pick up any news paper or magazine, and your guarenteed to find articles saying _____ is fat when actually, there not.

And i believe Brandy didn't say it was making fun of britney specifically,she means the way the media and small minded people, like yourself think of others..........

she doesn't looke fat to me. now she looks like an out of shape athlete. she always had a nice little athletic body.

Look, just because 50% of the American adult populace weighs more than Homer Simpsons' 239lbs, doesn't mean Britney isn't fat.

She's FAT. She's just slimmer than the average white trash American bint.

Coming soon, to Britney's tired and worn out snatch... "Pizza Delivery Boy junior #3"

she's not at all fat. although, i'm sure you are. she's just not toned, and shouldn't be trying to show off her body as if it is toned. fat? no.

brhaha! what world is she living in? no wanted to she her in a skimpy outfit at the vmas. how could she have not read that somewhere. the sad part is that cant use the excuse, "the drugs made me do it".

"as quickly as they can shoot her.”

it sounds a lot better out of context!!

Scientists Confirm "Megaslut Gene" Not Derived From Pigs

Scientists have always agreed that the prominent "Megaslut Gene" can be found in pigs, who were once thought to be the originators of the gene. But today after a furious debate, scientists concluded that though the pig has most of the characteristics once thought to culminate in the "Megaslut Gene" , after Britney's VMA performance, she more closely matches all three of the dominate characteristics of the "Megaslut Gene" over a pig.

This presence of this gene is prominent amongst blonde haired pop tarts like Britney Spears, however the true connection that distinguishes this gene seems to be the common denominator of blonde hair extensions, vapid stupidity and a pig-likeness, most readily seen in Britney, the biggest megaslut of all time.

Ok, so Britney is not the fattest person on the planet, but she sure in not at all sexy and no one wants her to make a comeback. Comebacks are for talented stars that couldn't get a gig for whatever reason, and not for white trash like her. Brittney should be locked up in a mental hospital, and not be allowed out unless she promises to behave and not gross us all out.

It's just a little water weight.

Other Britney Headlines:
Wendy's To Market New Margarita Slutburger Combo w/ Cheetos on the side
Britney Can't Take Heat; Leaves Gutter.
Hair Extensions Found To Curb Brain Activity
Miracle Cheetos and Lollipop Diet Creates Beefcake
Fatty Roll Stomach Dance is #1 Craze
Slimed Barstools Reveal link to primodial ooze

46, so you claim it's the media's fault that people have eating disorders? who lets kids read these magazines? or watch these terrible tv shows? or let them read The Superfiical? the parents, that's who.

how about you make your kid read or watch something educational. get a fucking library card instead of letting them watch MTV.

people are always trying to find excuses for shitty parenting. always trying to pass the buck instead of holding themselves accountable.

Britney only career saving option is to get into porn and make her debut DVD called "SAVE MY CAREER". In it, the 5 biggest dicks in porn will bugger Britney's butt while she screams "GIMME MORE" and "SAVE MY CAREER". As a special surprise for the first 10000 who buy this DVD Britney will include her 1st lesbian scene on film with "DEMI MOORE". Watch while the girls eat their lip smaking snatch and scream things like "SAVE MY CAREER" and "BEST ASS MONEY CAN BUY". This video has been rated 3 erections on the peter meter so get it now.

Ya okay. Like we won't know the pics are PHOTOSHOPPED BEYOND BELIEF. Get a life Britney and nobody cares about you anymore.

Britney's Shocking Confession: "That fucking hair made me do it!"
Sources says Britney Spears was overheard today repeating, "That fucking hair made me do it!" over and over. When asked what her hair made her do, she began ripping out fistfuls of her extensions saying "You don't know the power they fucking things have! You don't know the disgusting things these Kankelons make me do! I've got such a warped sense of myself now that I didn't realize my belly was so stretched out and my cooch was so disgusting until now! You want proof? I married Kevin Federline and had his kids, didn't I? It's my fucking hair! Where's those fuckin' clippers? Where's the fuckin' clippers!!!!!"

Two words for Britney - Do porn.

She isn't fat she's adorable. She has never looked better.
She just needs a few years with a good therapist- at least twice a week- and she also needs to confer regularly with an expert in childcare.
That's all Britney needs.
But so does most of the population.
The trick is to find a therapist who is less fucked up than you are- that's the hard part.
It's too soon for the Maxim cover- I'd give it at least 3 months.

Britney is not too fat, she's a normal size. She's just too fat for that clownsuit she wore on National TV. She's not to fat to do porn though.

Fuck this no talent douchebag. Next.

That's what K-fed said #63. And someone will take her place. Someone else will fuck K-fed and have his kids too. Just watch.

I HATE THIS UGLY CUNT

SHE'S NOT FUCKING FAT YOU IDIOTS!!!

Yeah she's not ass in good shape as she used to be, and is crazy and pathetic. But not fat. You are really stupid.

I feels for u brit. U and I has so much in common. Once we were both at the top of our game and then the time bug bit us and we started to suck. What say u to sucking on me dic while I draws my life story on your ass with lipstick.

The custody battle is on! Who would you give your kids to? A junkie, mentally troubled woman or a loser, flake-of-a-father? Click on my name to vote and help brit or Kfed out.

Wow, honestly. She isn't fat. She shouldn't be on the cover....NOT because she's "fat" but because she's a has been. But seriously, stop calling her fat.

She's fat. I can't believe nobody noticed that yet.

For an American woman, she's normal-sized. Which means she's a lazy ignorant fat pig.

I'm all for Britney posing for pictures on the cover of men's magazine. I can't wait to see her on the covers of Blackmen Mag, SSX and XXL showing off her assets. I hope she gets a dedicated issue and lots of g-string, thong based 2 piece swim suits.

The very sad truth is that she's not just "not fat" - she's the new, semi-realistic bodyshape goal for all the cows out there. That's why they're getting all pissed off about people saying Britney is fat - the best they can hope for is getting trashed. How depressing. For us guys, that is.

#11- I thought about that, but she is probably paying THEM!!!!!!!

just a little overweight. there are fat people in europe. not as many as american. shes just kinda thick and she lost her waist

Eh? See Brit on the cover of Maxim? I'd rather eat paste and then rinse my mouth out with a cup full of tacks. *mmm* [Drools blood.]

so i was going to say something witty.... but then i got annoyed by all these fucking comments about how she isnt fat...

she is a fucking F A T. A S S. get over it

i don't get it. how lazy do you have to be? demi moore spent $200k to get all the work done required to make her body hotter than ever before. we know you have no will power, brit. use those chubby fingers to dial Dr. 90210 and have him give you the Works. You can't do it on your own. At least then, you'll just crazy and annoying as opposed to crazy, annoying and disgusting.

While I don't think her body is that bad, I still think she should shed some pounds before posing for sexy magazines and before her new album comes out. A good portion of her success was based on her sexy, toned figure, and sex appeal. She has all but erroded most of that. She can't sell based on her musical talent alone. Judging by her MTV photos, I would say she is no more than 10-15lbs heavier. If she put effort and discipline into her work outs and diet, she'd drop 10lbs in a month.

shes not a FAT ASS. get over it. what do you look like? 12 years old with nothing from tits to hips.

Looks like Brit is contemplating venturing into the male adult entertainment field. We knew it would only be a matter of time. Now, it is very important that you Britards support her in this. Just tell her how gorgeous she looks and such and how you support her and understand. You can do it.

I don't get it. Why would she want to get on the cover as soon as possible. Seems like she should want to book the shoot in at least a month so she'd have time to do the master cleanse and get tho the gym everyday before they take pictures. Get back in shape first. You can't have a comeback until your body is rocking.

exactly. comeback = look good ( for her )

and her face looks prettier when shes thin

Whenever somebody says "you don't look fat" it means you look fat. By definition, it's a white lie handed out freely to all the girls who are desperately trying to hold on to their self-esteem, even while packing on the pounds. Nobody says something like that to a girl who looks good. Sorry, but it's the truth.

If she shapes up, she'll lose that "trainwreck" effect. Hell, I kinda like her better as a trainwreck.

(Britney, do porn)

can we say meltdown because she will meltdown during the photo shoot remeber the ok magazine debacle?

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If I was even in the position to be talking to Maxim about a cover. Helloooo....

IWONKY I LOVE YOU!!!! I NEARLY PEEDED MYSELF WHEN I READ #55

Didnt this bitch once talk about wanting to be known for her music and not her image? I guess thats shot to hell.

If anybody has a REALLY LARGE FORK stcik it in Britney and give her a flip cause she's done.

Something tells me superfish is a chick. Because only guys who are insecure and want cookie cutter chicks need to get their head back into reality. Supefish doesn't like women he likes dolls.

Britney will get photoshopped yes. she will probably look like Trish Stratus, or Pamela.

@80. at least we have pictures of britney to base opinions on. you'll never be lucky enough to see me, so shut up.

The AP is reporting that the FBI and LAPD are investigating a contracted threat on K-Fed's life.

I think they'd do it. Isn't this the same magazine who named Lindsay Lohan the hottest woman in Hollywood?

she should get used to the fact she is a has been.

she has two kids, she should pay more attention to their needs and not her own. like REAL MOMS do.

her own "want of needs" have been what have gotten her into the shape she's in. her decision making skills are obviously non-existant. anyone with that much fame and fortune should not have to resort to posing semi-nude when you're supposedly "an artist" (laugh my ass off)

the only art she can create is (f)arts.

she's "tooled out"

Maybe some guys in prison might desire her but .. ew.. the rest of the world has had enough of her vulgar slutty self. All she wants is freedom from family, kids and ex hubby.

Why doesn't she try for something a little more attainable......Mad Magazine perhaps???

showered and fixed up i would take her. i think a lot of people would. im not in prison.... she still has a cute smile and looks firm.

i wouldn't kick britney spears out of bed. you are prob not a guy. or not out of the closet yet. she still has potential.

Britney's ALWAYS in damage control mode. Maybe she should, I don't know, stop acting like a psychotic beast!

is Brit behind the attempted "hit" on K-FED?

If you stare at the pic long enough you can actually smell her.

She's not fat at all!!! No, she doesn't have her 19 year old super body anymore...but she sure doesn't look like she's had two kids back to back! She just should've chosen a more flattering outfit for her "performance"...that and not so many drugs!

She's a lard ass for sure, although not nearly in the same league as that orca America Ferrera.

That last comment is stupid. The girl is not fat.

I agree, that "Ugly Betty" chick is fat. They keep saying how she's not ugly in real life, she's attractive. But regardless of how her face looks in real life (medium-ugly), her body is disgusting. At least Britney was hot when she was younger. That Betty chick is fugly-from-the-cradle, and a massive porker.

It's unbelievable that she's loosing it. She needs to get back on track but then again maxim will do the shoot to let people see that shes looking bad. That will make people love her again that she's human.

Maxim would never shoot her. No guys I know would even go near that issue. She's fat. All you people who think that Britney isnt fat are probably fat too. She's a millionaire. Maybe if she spent less money on beer and drugs and more money on a nutritionist and personal trainer, she'd look better. Honestly, I could do what Britney did IN HER PRIME... Her only job is to lipsynch and look good in photos.

Just 'effin pose for playboy...get it the f@*ck over with already and the watch what little dignity and career you have left go down the drain!....thats all you will ever be good for britney!

Desperation is an ugly thing. And so is BS. She must have an over-inflated image of herself, to think she's attractive. She looks like a middle aged, drug addicted baglady, but with worse taste in clothes. Go away, already.

Number 27: I always go straight to my computer after I get home and read the news. For some reason, I can't stop doing this, even though I often get really sad reading about all the hideousness in the world. Then I clicked over here to cheer myself up and lo and behold, you made me guffaw like a wildebeest. Bless your little heart.

@100. I wouldn't kick her out of bed either. I can use her tummy as a nice fluffy pillow.

What good is Maxim going to do her? She showed everything that Maxim is allowed to print at the VMA's. Time to step it up and make a deal with Playboy.

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Just 'cos I don't think Britney's fat doesn't necessarily mean I must be fa...ooh, Twinkies!!!

Oh, come on! She is NOT fat.

I still think she looks awesome. I think all of you are jealous, all of the people that are calling her fat are probably fatter or cant keep food down. And the ones who are calling her a terrible human being are probably a sad excuse for trailor trash. I think she looks great. The hair will come back in time. I bet if your favorite foot ball team or what ever was having some issues you wouldn't be bashing them. You'd be backing them no matter what. Get over yourselves. If they do put her on Maxim, I will buy a copy of it.

She is not fat at all, you just want to hate her and when you don't find a reason you just made up somthing, like she's fat.

"you just want to hate her and when you don't find a reason"

wow. some direct evidence that people who "defend" Britney against being called fat are truly delusional. Don't find a reason??? Dumb, vain, entitled, irresponsible, alcoholic unwilling to go into treatment, neglectful parent, selfish...I suppose those are all made up too.

She must be fat. I'm a chubby chaser & I'd hit it.

Oh come on, Britney's made many many bad decisions but criticizing her weight is pretty cheap. Give me a break.

yeay #15. LOL!

Britney Spears is crazy, losing it, out there, on drugs, slutty, stupid and has generally lost her mind. But she's not fat. Hrm, I'd like to see some of the people slamming her on here wear that outfit at the VMAs and look good. I mean, if you're not pin thin, the outfit was not the best way to go. But give her a break. She had two kids. Body size wise she looks better than like 80% of all people I see walking around. Besides, why pick on her for something as silly as her weight, when there is *so* much else to make fun of??

She can hang it up. She's done.

That's the problem with goddamn Photoshop - it still won't work on Live TV.

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She's not fat. wtf. It's because of comments like these that sooo many girls have insecurities about themselves. You see a healthy..(..um..weightwise...) 25-year old and that makes her fat. wth.

Now...fat and mentally disturbed are quite different. I agree with the second term.