Sep 25 2007Britney Spears uses public restrooms

I feel sorry for the next person who sat on that toilet seat

An ant and Brit were walking on a bridge.
The ant looked up and said "maaaaaaaan, we sure are shakin' this thing!"

alright fuckers.....I'm off to lunch. Vodka and orange juice anyone?

Which bathroom?

actually, nix that. I'm finding brit and asking her why she stole my matress pad.

Did she make that 'outfit' out of toilet freakin paper?

Guess there is a new fuckin post. Wait for me veggi, I'll go, I need to talk to someone about wht Britney always looks so happy when she just lost her kids to kfed.
Oh, wait that's right. It's the METH.

at least she was wearing shoes in this particular bathroom outing.

wht is a word I promise

i would be more concerned for the general public that uses that bathroom after her, rather than her well exposed ass. anyone remember the bodyguard who says she has flatulence problems? courtesy flush please!

man, the shittiest shittiest extensions on the surface of earth. I thought shaving her head would make her new hair be strong and healthy but it seems like her own hair is the shit, thin and brittle.

also, one day she's blonde, the other she's brunette?? wtf... yuck.

sure, she's wearing shoes (boots) this time. she's also wearing the toilet paper dispenser.

Why does she keep fucking with her hair?! Its been a while since she shaved her head ..you would think it would have grown more than an inch or two?!?... You can see the hair extention plugs almost at the scalp.
She's a complete mess, inside and out.

look how lunatic she is...frick! if this is what money does to you, me not wants money , noo *curlsupincornerandcrieslikeababy*

and ppl made fun of mariah carey when she checked herself into a facility to take 1-2 days off .. man. mariah is a perfectly sane and normal person, PLUS talented.

WTF is wrong with her hair .. urrrgh! I used to lurve her but I am losing faith

Good Lord. The back of her head is..is...is too hideous for words. Or too hideous for words that live in my limited, scotch addled, vocabulary.

I bet there is pee on that seat.

Wow.

She used the fucking restroom.

I guess we'll fit this in between Holocaust and the end of the war in Iraq in the history books since it gets so much coverage.

Leave the fucking girl alone jesus. I know its hard to believe even she pees too.

why even bothering with extensions like THAT?? like it should look like *real* hair .. she could also replace all the brunette strings with those colorful things of colored yarn whiteys can get attached in their hair on fairs or such, (if u know what i mean - which i doubt.) it would cool at least. and funny. hell, just pour some spaghettis on your mad head, Britney!!

I wonder if she met Larry Craig in there.......

Its a bit naive to think that she's actually sitting on the toilet and not leaning over the tank with a straw in her nose.

whatever #17, she's not allowed to use public restrooms because I say so. And because she looks like a homeless person I saw on the way to work. so there.

And fyi, this is definitely a big event considering how bland superfish has been lately.

mmm, AJ ... like AJ in Backstreet Boys AJ?

wrong place, wrong time for comments like this. definitely wrong place. makes you only look like a douche.

Why does her fivehead look like it wants to take over the world?

How come whenever I take pictures of girls coming out of public bathrooms I get arrested? How come?

haha ipa, I was thinking the same thing. I love AJ...

WTF is up with her extensions? Did she just run into Rite Aid and grab a bottle of Clairol and rub it all over her head neglecting the back of it? Why can't she spend gazillions on her hair like other celebs? This girl is schizophrenic, I know it

Old girl got some baaaaad weave! It makes my head hurt just looking at it.

I didn't know all these public bathrooms had removable mirrors.

she clearly hates the paparazzi but makes a show off of her taking a piss.

it's like when you're beating up a person and this person smiles back at you, teethless and a bloody mess but smiles with a moronic smile, like u've done no harm .. making you punching the fucking fool only harder and harder.

god, she's uber-dumb and so border-border-border-line.

I agree, leave the poor girl alone.

She was just in there purging Red Bull and Cheetos.

And you know why?

She's FAT!

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Man. This is a wake up call. No matter how clean the seat looks, ladies, ALWAYS hover. you never know what tramp was sulling up that seat before you...

Anyone know how long she was in there? Did she drop the kids off at the pool? And by kids, I mean, try to flush the boys?

That last picture of her turned around... OMG.... bad dye job on the weave. And there is a slight bruise on her upper arm, or dark fatty tissue or something. I think I just went blind.

OH and the OTHER boots are back...

OH, and that hair is so atrocious. Shave and start over. Again. Please.

#26 yeah, remember catherina zeta jones rubs monthly caviar for some 3000$$ into her hair which they deliver from some weird corner of the world? that's bad ass crazy, too, but at least you can look at CZJ without feeling the urge to puke. uncontrollably.

Shes desperate for attention..... any attention. Pathetic. Did anyone notice the saggy boobs in the first smaller pic? Jeesus Brit!! Hoist those puppies up..... nips are pointing south.

#32

Yeah,
but I just expanded the picture. Did you check out the sparkley bling on that left arm and wrist?

Damn Man! I could pay off my mortgage with that shit and have some left over.

That hair looks like yarn my mother's cat played with, chewed, swallowed, spat up, swallowed again, and ultimately left in the litter box.

she is normal.i don't know what is wrong with you people.she uses public bathroom so what?

What happened to her reading glasses and sad look? I was so enjoying that.

Toga! Toga! Toga!

At least she isn't taking a shit in the picture like the girl in the ad on this page.

nice hairline.

There is another picture with a man walking out of the restroom with her.

Can someone, ANYONE, help this girl with her hair??!! For heavens sake, she has uber expensive jewelry and the cheapest, most disgusting weave job imaginable. Wear a wig already!

can ANYONE help her shower, wear a bra, wear panties? buy clothes that fit, wash her face, do her makeup up, stay at home, not do drugs all the time etc etc etc

Is this even news? She had to piss. So what?

Pic 5: she's morphing into Stephnie Weir. She's literally become the parody of herself.

SHE PISSES ME OFF! SHE LIKES TO LOOK LIKE AN ESCAPED MENTAL PATIENT!... yet she has money and potential to look normal. why cant she take a shower, fix her hair, wear a bra and clothes that fit.... she looks like total shit as normal and look at that bling on her dirty wrists. she is such a waste!!!!!

oh wow, that last shot is extra special. i think a Barbie doll has nicer hair, actually i know a barbie doll has nicer hair.

why does she have yellow stuff smudged on her legs & dress? haven't we seen this before? i'll just guess it's mustard from her Quiznos sub.

43, for all we know, the jewelry is just as cheap as the hair.

Having had a problem in the past, I know using a public bathroom to get hgh is very convenient.

if I ever saw her in public I would smack her and tell her to go back home and get ready!!! GOD DAMN IT!!! and its like she isn't just bumming, she would look better just wearing a tee shirt ( with bra) and not having any extensions in, wearing some jeans. she dresses like a FREAK and her hair is VOMIT, and that stupid wastefull idiot smiles and walks around in public for no reason like everything is fine.
why doesn't she hang out in her mansion every once and a while!!!
does she ever look in the mirror??????????
does she realize what she looked like 6 years ago?! she should not have had those kids, shes too fucking insane and dirty and foolish to have those kids.
give them to k-fed, let him get half her money too, she sure as hell isn't using it, and she doesn't deserve it now either.

Well....atleast she didn't forget to wipe the white powder off of her nostrils.

Sloooow News Day.

goddamn, her hair is ruined.
did she dye the extentions?

What are the odds of her washing her hands or not...Shes got a lot on her mind ya YA'LLLLLLLLL...

Here's what all the straight guys here (so, me and those other two) are really thinking: man, she's looking fuckable here. Zip. Bam. Heartbeat.

Why is doing lines of blow off of public toilet seats so much better than using your coffee table?

Thanks

53, it also looks like she took a pair of child's safety scissors to it as well.

#56-

'cause sometimes you can pickup something extra through the straw!!

ahahahah "my bad."

oh my god, just... oh my god.

OH MY DEAR LORD!!!!
Are you serious, this is all you have to say?

BREAKING NEWS...................... Britney Spears has to pee!!!!

This is getting so lame.......

i love how she conveniently forgot to put the brown hair dye on the back of her head.. and left a big ass yellow piss stain on her hair. ugh.

Biddy you are back

i think she needs to quit w/ the hair extensions. they make her look nasty

It makes sense. Can you imagine the worn out vag and ass she must have. Sphincter probably long gone. Probably shits like a ninety year old drag queen. Christ. Her periods must be murder. The blood must shoot out of her like puss from a popped boyle. If left unattended, she probably looks like someone shoved the barrel of a 45 up her snatch and pulled the trigger!

She uses public restrooms, and seems very happy about it. Which is just weird. I know it's Britney, so nothing's really that weird anymore, but still. It's not weird in a Britney way, it's just weird in a weird way.

I have wood.

Nice yellow stains on your Legs Britney.

She looks like Leela from the 5th element

Oh man oh man, her hair is absolutely horrid. It's sickening actually.
"my bad" HAHA. Oh, goodness.

God at this rate you might as start installing cameras in the actual toilet. Its so great to know that britney uses a toilet. Why not just take pics of her shit too??

at least she wore shoes this time.

Actually, britney loves it when I smear my shit all over her face, then piss all over her big 'ole titties. She won't let me take pictures, though. fuckin' tease.

Zing can i smear my shit all over your face and let you drink my period juice? you fucken nasty ass

She looks like an old Barbie doll. If Mattel made Crackwhore Barbie.

@67 Thanks for noticing troll

73. Would you serve it on ice, Mommy?

Balding is the new black, apparently!

Oh I just love her toilet paper outfit. That's hot. She's such a fashionesta!

The next person using that restroom should be cautious that they don't walk out with HER stuck to their shoe!

Superfish guy, this is the funniest you've been in a while. Good job.

"Mystery spelunking" & "Tomato with note that says my bad" = Hahahaha haaaa...

I find that doing blow in a restaurant bathroom is far more satisfying than doing it home alone and naked with the door barricaded and one eye glued to a crack in the venetian blinds. Plus being high around the crying kids with the lame drone of the rest of the family whining on the answering machine that I need help is really a buzzkill. But that's just me.

Her hairstylist should be shot and pissed on.

hey i love tomatoes, leave them alone

Looking For Love In all The Wrong Places...Looking For love

Is she wearing a wedding ring?

#70 has got it right. Why didn't somebody get a picture of Britney's logs floating in the lake. You and I both know she didn't flush.

In the London papers it says that she invited a photographer in to the loo after she sent him out looking for tampons. I did not need to know that she's on the rag, but I thought you might like to.

who the fuck uses a public toilet for a photo op? fucking stupid Brit of course!! was she scoring her drugs? snapping one off? checking her hair and makeup? ha fucking ha !!!!

At least she has shoes on this time.

Whoever did britney's hair: WOW! you're hired! I love the placement of the blonde patchiness. It looks so genuinely "box dye-ish". Whats your secret? Crack or meth?
P.s. Her extensions are pretty wicked....and the scissors used on the cut....kitchen for sure. SHEER BRILLIANCE!

Easier to do her blow in a public toilet than in a moving vehicle. Pretty simple explanation.

I'd eat her poop cakes.

Nice Arms. Wow she always dresses PERFECT for her body type,

But to be fair I don't think they have size "whale" in stores in LA

wow everytime I see her cost cutters hair extensions i throw up in my mouth a little

Damn, thats nasty. Public bathrooms? I would hold it before I did that. And what in the hell is with that dress? I got troubles, but she has PROBLEMS!

Maybe Brit was thirsty. I have it on good authority that urinal cakes taste like aqua blue gatorade. Honest injun.

Atleast she kept her shoes on for this restroom stop!

this line had me ROLLING!
"...a note from God that says, "My bad."

Take notice idiots; Jimbo is a seasoned veteran. Finally some originality in the #1 spot.

dam Britney.. i hope you dont get visted by public restrooms friendliest pets! CRABS!!!

http://www.spymac.com/details/?2262715

I keep asking myself is this the day. Because the way the media acts is if she going to kill herself like Anna Nicole and they want to be there to watch the body hit the floor!!

Anyone who uses restrooms is fucking disgusting. Come to think of it, anyone who uses a bathroom that's not their own is fucking disgusting. If you're over the age of, like, 8, you should be able to hold it in. And piss before you leave home, for Christ's sake.

flinstone escaped from the ice age~~

#102 That is some funny shit... I do hope you were trying to be funny. I am thinking about going on a blog and screaming and crying to leave Brit alone. No, fuck that. But if I were a 20-something and cameras were in my face 24 (no Kiefer joke here) -7, I'd probably have issues too. What a horrible existence.

Here is my question, do people like us make it so these photographers have a job? Personally, I thought this site was for humor the first time I came across it. It started out funny, but seems to keep getting more mean spirited. I feel sorry for all of these young rich kids who don't have a soul or a sense of right and wrong. I think my days here are numbered. I told my wife when I got my first troll I would be out like a fat kid in dodgeball. I didn't even know what a "troll" was until today either (and I'm still not sure I know... someone who pretends they are you?).

Medically, the absence of a brain is called ANENCEPHALY.

ALRIGHT LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
DESPITE YOUR ANGER AND CRITICISM I STILL SEE THE BEST IN EVERYONE.
LET'S DO A POLL HERE,
DO YOU SUPPORT SPEARS COMING BACK AND RESTART A CAREER ? OR DO YOU THINK THAT SHE SHOULD GO AWAY AND QUIT HER " SINGING" CAREER FOR GOOD AND RAISE CHILDREN AS A MOM ?

So it's been obvious awhile that Britney's a train wreck, but since she still has money, what the hell is her excuse for her weaves always being as trashy using a toilet seat cover for a formal vest? I mean -other people- do her weave, why can't she get a better job than having bald spots and random clumps of hair spewing oddly out of her scalp? I guess she just doesn't notice.

Why is she wearing a WEDDING RING?

Wow! She looks fabulous! You would NEVER know she shaved off her hair, or that her dress was fashioned out of a hotel bedsheet with semen stains on it- they look like this season's must-have polka dots! Rock on Britney!

Hey Zing! who has been posting in this thread..wtf you fucktard? Stop using my name. I haven't posted here in months and then I check this thread and see a name thief...get an original name you uncreative unoriginal kangaroo shit herpes trollop!

It's never going to stop, is it? She will never just die or disappear, will she?

You need to borrow Perez's white pen to draw little sqiggly "turd" smells coming from the restroom.

her hair is super disgusting. ughgughugh she must have one dirty huge ass

It looks like it hasn't been washed in weeks... which is probably true. I don't understand how you could not care enough/be too lazy to at least put it all up and mask the grease and hide the extensions??? It makes her look like she has lice.

Hmm, on second thought... it looks like she cut her hair herself... I guess she's a big girl now, using the potty and all!!! GO BRIT!

again those ugly boots!
& why does someone always have to hold her hand (pic3) is she retarded
I mean it really ~REALLY is she brain damaged i heard she talks some made up language to herself and her kids
what a freak!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thats it...that's all you got/ A person had to use the bathroom? Hmm..wow..this is news? I use the bathroom...public or private a few times a day...Should I be in the tabloid's and be blogged about as well??? Dear Lord this is getting Sad..and I mean sad as in the Blogs...Britney might just be normal after all!

No, Ted, I'm serious. If I see you/hear of you using a restroom, I will judge you.

Fuck, this woman is just vile. I wonder whether she bothered to shower when she got home. If only she'd driven off a cliff on the way there.

Ha thats so funny SHITNEY had a case of the TACO SHITS watta shit bitch this slut is go K-dub take this slut to the hills and flog her to death do us all the favour AND SPARE US THE AGONY.

It's official: I NOW FEEL SORRY FOR BRITNEY.
It's news that she USES A PUBLIC RESTROOM??? Think about all of the times you stop off to take a piss. Imagine being met by a group of photogs right after that. "Hey man, smile for the camera. Hey! Did everything workout fine in there?"
LET ME JUST TAKE A F*CKIN' PISS IN PEACE, BITCHES!!
lol
Whew....I'm going to the toilet.
Later...

What the fuck is she wearing?

Why is she still wearing those ridiculous boots??

Her hair! oh dear gods! she dyed it herself, no doubt

(Britney, in court, on stand, wearing same hideous toilet seat cover paper dress w/ Naugahyde boots)

Ms. Spears, do you think what are you are wearing is appropriate for this courtroom or anywhere else for that matter?
Well, I know is wamm out but I do love ma boots!!! They goes with everything.
Badeeb, badeeb, burrrrrrrrrpssst. And oh....ma hair is changed too!!!
(smiles, throws head back, strikes a pose)
Hmmmm, hmmmmm, (tap, tap, tap) hmmm,
(Re-adjusts toilet seat cover dress)
(Re-wraps toilet paper around her neck)
Are you for real?
Well shucks judge, course ahm real...you wanna touch me?...
Oh no, no ma'am, noooooooo ma'am.
ah knows some people gits a-scared coz ahm Britney Spears. But don't worry, I got my drawers on today.
(trips over own feet)
Are you stoned?
Well hell yeah!! Is my day off!

What the fuck is wrong with you people. She uses a PUBLIC BATHROOM? Who gives a shit it serves the same purpose as any other restroom.. At least she's not a fucking stuck up bitch, that she can just go to a Quiznos bathroom like me and maybe you, but probably not you because you sound like a fucking stuck up piece of crap...You need a fucking diaper because youre too scared to use a toilet that's been used more than once.. Oh and this site sucks it takes you three times as long to get any information if any at all then all the others like Perez.. and when you get an EXCITING pic like this you write the most fucking gay shit to make yourself sound superior ....

Remember the Barbie heads that you could comb and style? Well one time I got the genius idea to hot curl my Barbie's hair. I didn't realize at the time Barbies hair was made of plastic and as soon as I touched the curler to her golden locks, it sizzled and shriveled to a crisp. One side of her plastic scalp looked like a burn victim's after a five alarm fire. That's what Britney's hair reminds me of. Maybe someone should tell her you can't actually apply to heat to synthetic hair.

(And who does her hair? Any homegirl on the block could tell her to get human hair. Preferrably Korean. Looks like she glued straw from a push broom to her scalp.)

110. Sorry, but I am a much better writer (get more reactions), so I'm taking over, a-hole. You snooze, you lose.

You don't really believe she's taking a shit, do you? Britney stops in to these restrooms every fifth-of-a mile to snort a garden-hosed line of cocaine off of the piss saturated floor. Junky.

sounds like irritable bowl syndrome to me

Jezus...really.......did she used a public restroom?????.......Wow .....and this news got so many comments of people who really care about this???.....wow....i'm impressed!!!!

Spillluoooooccchhh!!! Ah shit!!!! All over my nice boots....I'll just rub it in my hair....I wanted it brown anyway...

I can't believe how many ppl care that Britney pees....OMG get a life.

Why is she wearing the old pillow case I tossed out last weekend?

I laughed so much at this.............

"What would you call the absence of a brain? An absence so powerful it dulls any brain that even gets near it. Because that's what Britney has. In her head. Well that, or a large tomato and a note from God that says, "My bad."

whoa. those extensions are frickin' hideous. she is such a waste of space.

::::please god, let Britney overdose and give us our lives back::::

What do you mean when you say she is using a public restroom?
She is a public restroom.

Did she like seriously dye her hair herself?

Sad times. This girl needs someone to grab a hold of her, help her and hand her old life back to her.

Wow, I am not one to praise Mrs. Spears intelligence, however, how does using a public restroom make anyone stupid? Its not even funny that someone would associate two such things. Whoever wrote this is an idiot, and if you have never used a public restroom than I suggest you leave your house. If you have than I hope you get some sort of nasty pubic lice, I'm talking the kind that hurts.

The worst photos I have ever seen of her -- what the hell is going on with her hair. I have never seen fake hair this ugly before. She looked better when she was bald. She gets uglier every day!!! I never thought I would say this - but I feel sorry for K-Fed, can you imagine being married to something like this??

Funny Image: K-Fed and Brit, both with paperbags over their heads, doing the deed.

she looks like those twin ghost assassins from the Matrix Reloaded. haha

Britney, just go away and don't ever COMEBACK again.

#1 - they removed the toilet seat immediately after she left.

Then they sanitized the toilet seat with hydrogen peroxide, bleach, and holy water.

Then they burned the toilet seat.

Then they dumped the ashes in a vat of acid.

Then they dumped the vat into the deepest trench in the Pacific ocean.

Then they detonated a dozen hydrogen bombs in the same trench to sanitize and bury it.

It's from now on: Sir Faggot John!! I don't think he sleeps very well lately, although little boy's can help him out!! Faggots are just interested in THREE main things:
- SEX (they don't care with whom, boy or man)
- SEX (parties, as much sex as possible)
- MONEY

#42 You forgot the part where the people responsible for destroying the toilet seat commited murder-suicide. Also, may I have your ass-child?

she is a health hazard and shouldn't be allowed to use PUBLIC restrooms. ban that craphead from doing her STD's in stalls.

someone run her over soon. we don't want that odor penetrating the environment anymore, it is abhorrant.

the pigs in the pen are squealing they can smell her coming, don't let her in.

NOBODY will shake her hand they say. they are afraid of the bacteria. the kids don't want her to even hug them or kiss them because she stinks.

Right
honestly
christ
who
thefuck
dresses
this
bipolarwomanchildthing
?

answers on a broken bootheel to....

btw thanks all, am still laughing at the 'wombat vagina' image from a couple of weeks ago. That and the equally disturbing image of Brtiney's "beef curtains"

Hahaha thank you for improving my vocabu... erm... my talking more words thing!

Ummm, I don't really see the problem? Why can't she use a fucking public restroom? What do u think she has, a fucking gold bronzed toilet seat in the back of her car, with silk toilet paper, and a butler to wipe her ass? I mean, yeah she's a celebrity but why can't she use a public restroom? Thats what its for. And I'm sure the people at Quiznos were pissing themselves when she came in.

All I can say is that whoever put in Britney's hair extensions should be EUTHANIZED! Maybe she did them herself, who knows?! Either way, my comment remains the same.

Socialite, I guaran-fucking-tee you've used a pulblic restroom in the past 90 days. Give me a break.
I can see if she dropped one of her kids in the toilet, but just using the restoom is a headline? (Wait....that's too funny.)

Ah Britney, continuing to prove that there is no lower limit to 'ugly' and 'dumb.'

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