Sep 18 2007Britney Spears’ manager quits

I hate Britney...

she is so fuking annoying good thing they left

Everyone is deserting her like rats from a sinking ship, or is that stinking shit. Whatever...

Third!

The train is slowly crashing.

R...really? We're still talking about her? Seriously?
Okay, she's desperate. She's lost her career and her mind. We get it.
Can we please move on to someone else?
:::tears flood eyes:::
Please?
Let's do it for the children...

There must be more to it than that; no one in their right mind would give up an opportunity like that.

Perhaps, this was the final straw out of many disagreements. Or maybe she was on the verge of firing him and he wanted to have the first rejection.

People in this business are tough to survive. No one that weak would have made it this far. LOL

Her kids are going to leave her next next. And not by way of K-Fed. I'm sure they'll try to escape on their big wheels next week some time.

you know there's something wrong with the world when K-Fed is the better parent.

If Britney spears commits suicide tomorrow, will you feel guilty about posts like these?

I'd say, it's the only way for Britney to redeem herself, wait wait...that or stop acting like a stupid whore.

I'd hit it still.

/obligatory

even courtney love got to keep her kids.

she should work with her hair. It could be very cute.

LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!! OHHH GOD.. LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE OR YOU'LL HAVE TO DEAL WITH ME!!

/end dramatic rant

now back to your regularly scheduled Brit bashing...

I'll be her manager. She can call me C.

Thanks

It actually went more like this....." We have represented Britney for the past month. We believe Britney is enormous."
10- HAY-ELL NO!

It's about time that people start putting their feet down when it comes to Britney. She has gotten away with too much for too long. I just hope that this is the beginning of the end for her.

I don't think the manager is a pansy. I say good for him. Who does she think she is?? I am sure this wasn't the first thing to set him off but if you are managing someone and they are not doing what you want then why bother?? This has nothing to do with being a man, I give anyone credit for attempting to try and manage her. She's not extremely talented either, there are millions of other Britney's out there. Why do people keep trying to promote her when all she does is crash and burn and go against the rules?? People should stop kissing her a$$. She was a money maker for many people but is life in the music business going to end if Brit's career does??? NO!!!!

Next stop Playboy!

"Top-rate lawyer newly available to represent talent. Must have actual talent. Must be willing to show up on time, work hard, and dress in a non-repellent fashion. No fatties."

next stop??THIS TRAIN HAS NO BRAKES

Too bad this is happening now. Three weeks ago Britney could have visited the Minnesota State Fair and hired one of the farmers' lawyers. They're perfectly competent and they don't mind looking at a pig every day.

“It overjoys us to confirm media reports that we have terminated our professional visual contact with Britney Spears. We have nearly regurgitated while seeing and smelling Britney for the past month. We believe Britney is enormously talented for a fat retard, and has made a terrific record: 1000 Cheetos in 5 minutes. But persistent nausea has prevented us from properly doing our job. We wish Britney the best reinforced crotch panels in all future outfits.”

See Britney? Everyone is abandoning you. No one loves you. The best thing you can do for those two mongoloid babies of yours is take a razor to the wrists and don't look back. I know you don't love those tragic mistakes you made, because you are (should we say "were") a commodity that was never loved.

Britney, swallow the muzzle of that rifle and just pull the trigger already. The only thing that will make your family, and the world, happy is your cold corpse zipped up in a comfy body bag.

I give her another six months tops before she poses in Playboy out of desperation.

The only talent this skank has is at sucking cock if at all.

She was a whale of a client.

Being Britney Spears manager has got to be right up there with Rosie's Gynocologist as the 2 of the worlds shittiest jobs.

i no longer find these stories amusing...it was fun watching as i saw the train wreck coming, but the actual crash...not so pretty. she has mental issues, I dunno if laughing at it is appropriate anymore

If she has a mental disorder, it's even more appropriate to laugh at her.

He's too touchy. I'm sure his law firm has plenty of money and can easily pay for the chair she collapsed during her last visit.

its not even funny anymore, at least back in the day when celebs spun out of control you'd just sort of hear about it after the fact like "Robert Downey Jr. is back in jail after crashing his coke-mobile"

but having to hear a daily report for months on end that this chick is completely messed up and scarring her children for life is just sad

Look how big and fat her arms are compared to the girl right behind her.

Wait, no, that's because Britney's closer to the camera.

Hold on...retardation level dropping just a bit...ok: no, it's because she's a fuckin fat pig.

Honestly, if you people don't want to read this shit anymore and find it "sad," why don't you just stop fucking reading it and let the rest of us have our fill of this waste of life Britney? Obviously, if it were something that people didn't want to hear about, it would be posted because that means fewer hits for the site. You guys must be as stupid as the fat whore you feel sorry for.

I don't care what anybody says, this is sad, and not funny anymore. Britney needs help, and I hope she gets it. Like in the movie Se7en, when the prostitute suffering from the sin of lust gets help in the form of being fucked with a blade-tipped strappon. She seemed very peaceful after it was over.

#33 well put. freedom of speech is one of the small things that our country offers that i feel the need to take full advantage of.

#34 beat it looser. this is thesuperficial.com. this website is for shallow observations. if you need to FEEL something go to lifetime.com or poetrycorner.com

i meant #13 not #33

i am a retard i meant 13 not 34 sorry

18--Playboy? Pul-leeze......try Cans or Field and Stream..........

Translation: This pyscho bitch isn't dragging our company down with her.

@18: I don't think so...we've all (unfortunately) already seen her nasty snatch waaaaay too many times. I'm thinking low budget porn, maybe a snuff film if we're lucky.

oh britney is as 'gorgeous as a mule!

britneyはだいきらいだね！！(japanese)
i hate britney!!
aku benci britney!! (malay)
我不喜歡britney!! (chinese)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

finally a picture of her without her fake hair on ..man that bitch is tore up =\

ISN'T that BRIT'S DRESS on the girl standing behind her, to the right? She had it on the night she was partying before doing the VMA disaster....Looks like the same dress posted in all those pics of that night. She makes enough money, right, to not have to borrow something to wear....and to get a decent manicure.

Silverman was right after all. DingDangIt, Brit's accomplished everything she ever will... and all at the age of 25. Wonder if that's dog years....cause she looks 35.

How sad is it that some folks end up with a golden ticket in this life, and manage to muck it all up? Seriously. She had it ALL. Music, looks, body, Justin...and yet she ended up trailertrash who get their KIDS taken from them. Good grief...how sorry is that?

What kind of a hairstyle is that, it looks like an old doll, the kind you find in the attic, with tiny strands of hair coming out from holes in the pink plastic ! Her hairdresser left her too, right ?

And another one bites the dust....

Hey her hair and her mustache are growing back in................

^ true, true.

At least she got rid of those long, yellow, nappy hair extensions. She looked like a scarecrow with them. If she didn't put on those ugly extensions, her hair would be shoulder length by now. But no, she had to try to look weirder than weird.

#50, maybe too little, too late. Wearing weaves and extensions too often may damage the follicles, so there's a chance not all her hair will grow back in. Which may prompt her to be even more reliant on weaves and ext., worsening the problem down the line.

#45How sad is it that some folks end up with a golden ticket in this life, and manage to muck it all up? Seriously. She had it ALL. Music, looks, body, Justin...and yet she ended up trailertrash who get their KIDS taken from them. Good grief...how sorry is that?----

I guess you can't fight DNA. Let's face it. You could see the trailer trash whore just aching to get out. Even at her best, even at the very PEAK of her career when she was preened and managed and polished up, you could see it. Oh, wait. You can't polish a turd.

YEAH!!! No wigs or weaves!!!!!! Kinda got that Madonna video, circa "Open Your Heart" thing going on :) Keep it short and simple and natural, Brit.

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I think the manager heard of the lawyer and just said "oh! we can do that?!?!"

"We have represented Britney for the past month"

... and done a splendid job in getting her name in the papers. Bravo!

"We believe Britney is enormously talented, and has made a terrific record."

Did I just enter the mirror universe? damn where is that tiny tear in the time space continuum? maybe the bathroom? ah damn!

Wow i cant believe the shit that has happened to her.. She was sitting on top of the world and now everyone is just leaving her stranded and just not giving a damn.... I have to say... i know how it is to be a parent my son is going to be 3.. its hard especially when u are doing it alone. I feel bad for her. Where the hell are the friends she had? Where the hell are her parents? COME ON couldnt the judge give the kids to her parents not that coke snorting whore of an ex husband? No parent is perfect and if u think about it alot of people do worse things... she is going through so much shit in her life at once. Right now she needs to be left alone and to be able to find herself. I wish in some way this would reach her but it wont... I feel so bad for her.. u all need to leave the girl alone.. i mean look at all the other parents out there doing some unspeakable shit to kids and they are never in the eye of the camera as much as she has been!!! give her some damn time!!!

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