Sep 6 2007Britney Spears is a diet expert

What a sucker. HAH

Is that what she looks like when she sucks cock? What a turn-off.

Haha, why is she always eating those stupid lollipops? What a moron.

#1.....funny

does she actually think being thin is gonna help her case.

yay im skinny!!!!...now all i have to get is real hair, talent, dignity, a personality, and a brain...almost there ya''ll...

Plus... she has really awesome hair.

looks rather like a blowpop

Hoodia think is funny? Fish that who! LMFAO!

Its an oral thang.......

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I've also heard these lollipops are spiked with drugs similar to oxycotin... neither thing suprises me.

Thats so disgusting. There always some picture of her sucking on a lollipop, and there's been many times where they show her sharing it with whatever guy she's with at the moment. Ick. Why is this girl always sucking on lollipops and holding hands with people?! Is she 5 years old?! And anytime she opens her mouth to speak you can hear for yourself how stupid she is...and I think she knows it too. Thats why she always tries to avoid being interviewed or saying anything. Even at that LAX event and that New years eve event she got paid to host, she apparently just says like one lame ass sentence then ducks out of the limelight...unless their taking her picture. She's just a stupid girl that only knows how to act like a little hussy. Grow up bitch.

Ranks right up there with the "special brownies" and the "colored sugar cubes".
Someone ought to ship her Pixy Sticks enhanced with ginkgo bilboa so that she regains her mental sharpness.

Wow she looks great. can't wait for that "performance" on MTV. Go to Dlisted and read what the executive producer of the MVA's had to say about Shitney. Then try and guess how much crack he smoked before he said it.

SHE'S A MANIACAL GENIUS!!!!!!

Aw, come on now, she's just practicing giving head.

I suggest that if she wants to really practice, she needs to get a WAY bigger lollipop!!!!!

Be alright when all her teeth fall out won't it. Silly cow.

Maybe stop eating hamburgers for breakfast, lunch and dinner and exercise your fat arse you has been!

Wieght loss lollipops eh? guess what pig, they ain't workin

Don't you think that half the reason these young actresses or singers have these problems is because of jack ass people that have nothing better to do than harp on their every move. Lighten up on them, and maybe it won't fuck with their minds! She's so far beyond fucked because people won't shut the fuck up.

Practice makes perfect.

Practice,practice, practice.

Sad...

It's amazing how one train wreck can provide enough content for an entire site.

This story SUCKS!!!

Nice manicure Brit. I think it's called a "meth" icure

FRIST
OMFG your right, those look whoreable.

AT LEAST SHE'S (sorry I was shouting) wearing a decent outfit.

Hey Val,
Maybe someone pick it out for her.

spoilers: it's morphine

Tranny, that's great..."whoreable"!!

hahahahaha

FRIST - No pizza? I have been sitting waiting for my slice!!! And you liked that comment about my mom this morning?? It was pretty sick, but I thought it would shut the troll up

I think there's a pretty good chance that Brit believes that one of her "problem areas" needing weight loss is her behind, so guess where else she puts the lollipops?

You got it. Right up the ol' Hershey Highway, sticks 'n' all.

Meanwhile, I have no doubt that her sons' "nannies" have been giving these spiked pops to her kids to shut 'em up while the Mexican soaps are on. This explains why Jayden is skinny, twitchy and keeps rubbing his nose, and why Sean keeps trying to snort his Enfamil.

Sorry, I had pizza yesterday...but I saved you some vodka :)
That was funny, but you know I'm in a pissy mood lately what with the insomnia and death jokes are fucking RAD!!!!!

Did that make any fucking sense at all?

Fuck it, who cares.

#12
I went on Dlisted, and read the quote. What an ass!

Any way, that being said, I scrolled down.

MAN! Who is Gordon Ramsay?

I guess he burned his nuts cooking. I wouldn't eat at his restaurant; I'm assuming he's a chef.

Geezzz...

I called it a long time ago... However, Brit-brit - they AREN'T working - I actually think you are getting fatter...

I think you're only supposed to eat one or two a day, not 10 or 20 a day!

she has no make up on. she looks ordinary.

As I glanced at the title, I thought it said, "Britney Spears Dies"....

Once I realized how retarded I was bc I read it wrong, I cried. Not bc I was retarded, only bc shes still alive.

Picture 5 makes me feel happy. Ol' wonka wonka eye look! haha!

35...okay, you just totally cracked me up, thank you ;)

Is ther at least an olive in the vodka? I haven't freaking ate all day. At least save me a swallow!

I am sure my mom would not like the death jokes, but what is she going to do about it now!!!

Is it time to go home yet????

I want the next britney story to be about how Brit microwaves chicken. with tinfoil. and forks.

and how she sticks a lolipop in it so the chicken wont make her fat.

I heard they were spiked with opiates as well....

that'll do, pig. that'll do.

There's 3 types of people in this world ya'll. Those that can count and those that can't.

see ya later ya fuckers!
I'm going home to watch the entire season of The Office!!!!! Wheeeeeeeee!

Judging by all of Britney's documented visits to McDonald's, Taco Bell, Carl's Jr. and all the other fast-food joints serving up 'badonka-butt," it seems that those Hoodia Lollipops don't work worth a damn.

Okay, Britney needs to go somewhere that's NOT LA and where she's NOT going to be photographed. She's just making herself look bad. I do think that people should ease-up on her, but I also think she should spend a month or two getting in shape and AWAY from the paparazzi.

#40 don't tease me like that...

Jimbo, I always use 3 almond stuffed olives in my martinis, you can have 32 of them. I'm feeling fat I should go on a diet...who gots a sucker?

FRIST - I kind of have a taste for some Canadian Bacon. Talk to you tomorrow, I am out of here!!!!

Guess that answers the question on whether Hoodia works or not. Scratching that off my list of things to buy. She's still a tubalo. And what the hell is spilled all over her? She's a disgusting mess.

Wow! It's really nice to see Britney wearing pants for once.

Yeah, totally ignore the bursting pustules on her temple in pic 2 then , and the multi-colored hair O_o

EWW... ii tiink brittney iis so ages ago?!.. lol does she have 2 do watever other ppl do?.. ii am soo over her && her DRAMMA like seriously britt.. get a liife.. k?

Hoodia????

Used in a sentence: Britney peels back the hoodia on Criss's cock before
she goes down on it.

Im pretty sure thats a THC lollipop. Not that I give a shit anyway.

thats why american broads will always be fat...always looking for shortcuts...

it's called diet and exercise, not that brit's fat, she's just a complete mess and a washed up gutterslut. why are people stupid enough to believe that there are magic fixs to lose weight? they don't work people!!!

I know, I know. Brit has proven to be....well, an idiot. BUT, did anyone but me pay attention to the chick in the red pant's toes???? Nasty, crunched up hangin off the end knuckle toes?!?!!?

Has Brit Brit ever had her nails professionally done? I have NEVER seen a picture of her with more polish on that she has on in this picture!

They must be cock shaped.

that's a load of crap. the lollipop she's eating is a blue-raspberry tootsie pop (i happen to know as i have bags upon bags of 'em). eating 20 a day sure as hell isn't going to help her weight-loss cause!

a sucker...my cock...what's the diff...they're both low cal and high energy...

I'm insanely surprised that it is a simple lollipop that she is sucking. I guess there is nothing more to suck since Los Angeles is now off of her list...poor lollipops.

Hey...check out pic #8...Whore is holding another chick's hand. But the pop is still in her held hand. Look at the look Whore has on her face and look at where the lollipop is...

"I am the great Cornholio...You need lollipop for your bunghole!!"

Perhaps she should try eating like, normal food in normal portions and stop #$%#% eating crap all the time and drinking like a fish? Oh that's right, sucking on a few stupid ass lollipops will work better than a few lifestyle modifications...

Yet more evidence she is truly a fucktard.

I lost 43 lbs over a year ago, without stupid lollipops/pills/bullshit. Lost the weight and kept it off with Weight Watchers. Seriously.

She's such a fat little piggy.

I don't know about the rest of you but I want to tap that azz. So she can keep eating all the lollipops she wants, all that sugar gonna go straight to her azz. I can't wait till her azz is big, nice and shapely like Coco's. Bring out the fine baby.

Lollipops and decadent pop stars, what a sexy thing.

Yuuuuum!

Aintcha y'all done never heard that blue teef look whiter than yeller ones??

maybe she thinks she looks sexy, when shes sucking that thing...

she even gnaws on her nails.

how many licks does it take before she chokes on that lolly?

Should she Suck the same way on a Dick?

Her receeding hairline will slowly make it's way to the back of her neck

HATERS GET A LIFE!, nobody's perfect, how do you expect her to be, she's been in front of camera's working and performing since she was 8 years old , it's no wonder she does the things she does, she could never know what normal is, everything about her has been controlled by others until now, add to that having her personal problems and divorce , most non famous people would have had a breakdown with that alone let alone having people criticising everything about you down to the finest detail.. , who cares how she looks with a lollypop in her mouth
GROW UP! ARE YOU REALLY SO PERFECT, THE GIRL ISN'T EVEN FAT, I'D LOVE TO SEE WHAT YOU ALL DO EACH DAY AND WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE AFTER HAVING 2 BABIES SOME OF THESE COMMENTS ARE JUST SO UNNECESSARY!

somebody weave in some fucking bangs for her already! i'm so tired of looking at her nasty roots and her gleaming beacon of a forehead!

Wow! She looks like she has a touch of down syndrome or inbreeding in these pics....especially in pic #5. I think her chin and neck have finally melded together into one giant mass while the receding hairline keeps getting higher. What is going on with the lazy eye? And WTF is up with that goofy grin in pic #6? Her teeth look like vertical blinds...going all in one direction. Her face is barfugly.

I love her GIANT forehead and her pretty manicured nails. It's really hot how they're all chewed looking (must be part of her diet...suck lollipops and eat fingernails) and the polish is all chipped. She's so classy. I'm jealous.

#72 - I believe that you have this site confused with a Britney fan site. Do us all a favor and disassemble your computer components, place them back into their original packaging, and return them to the point of purchase, because you're too stupid to use a computer.
If Brit wants to know what normal is, have her get away from the paparazzi and spend a month with no cameras around. That's pretty easy to do. Unless you're Brit and you have to be an attention hound. "Everyone Look At Me!!!"
Meh.

My semem makes you lose 20 pounds in a week. You can suck my peepee any time to lose those extra pounds.

This is one of the most stupid articles ever.

So what if she's suckin a lollipop and has gained weight?Yes SHE SUCKS ASS AS A SINGER and all that,but wtf why u gotta make fun of everything she does, she's only human.
U people are childish.

There's lots of celebs sucking on lollipops these days. It's either something to the hoodia thing or drugs. I think it's drugs.

:O

Britney britney britney!

whats happened to you?

and why is so forehead REALLY BIG!

scary

Dude, Joey Ramone just called on the Ouija Board and he wants his look back.

ALL YOU FREAKS OUTH THERE WHO LOVE TO BAD-MOUTH STARS LIKE BRITNEY... YOU ALL DESERVE TO ROTT IN A DUMPSTER!
ITS PEOPLE LIKE YOU WHO BRINGS THESE AMAZING STARS DOWN BECAUSE YOU ARE ALL JUST SO JEALOUS THAT YOU'RE NOT FAMOUS, BEAUTIFULL AND RICH .
DO NOT MAKE COMMENTS ON PEOPLE WHO'S WHOLE LIFE STORY YOU DONT EVEN KNOW.SHE IS MAKING A COME BACK AND LOSING THE WEIGHT SHE GAINED WHILE SHE WAS DEPRESSED.
NOBODY IS PERFECT, SURELY BRITNEY DESERVES TO BE HUMAN SOMETIMES AND MAKE MISTAKES.AT LEAST SHE DOES SOMETHING ABOUT HER MISTAKES.
BRITNEY WAS,IS AND WILL,WILL,WILL ALWAYS BE A STAR,SEXY AND FABULOUS.
SO. IF YOU DONT HAVE SOMETHING GOOD TO SAY ABOUT ANOTHER PERSON,...
THEN KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT!

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