Sep 13 2007Britney Spears, Kevin Federline in the same room

First! That is some funny shit!

so is no one going to comment that at least half her ass isn't hanging out? i mean this is pratically funeral attire for britney!!

Let's kill Shitney and Fed-Ex and then give their kids to Brangelina.

Strong will. Made it past those racks of chips. Nice skin.

$737,868 a month ???? Where in the hell is that coming from??? royalties? appearances? papparazzi photos??

Yes Brit, that outfit is definetly less revealing than the one you wore at VMAs, but I won't call wearing a shower curtain "an improvement". Keep on trying, maybe that sack of eggplants will fit you better.

The face is ordinary but she looks clean in these photos.

And I echo #5-Fuphdog's questions.

@5 Yes to all of the above. You would be surprised at how much money you can make from royalties

$737,868 a month ???? then why is she always in need of a manicure or pedicure.

give me a break Britney is trying to be modest by covering her cleavage, I guess her lawyer told her to do that to look motherly

I'm actually starting to feel sorry for her......... She just can not get her shit together....

She can't show her cooch in a dress like that.

/oh well

Where do these people get these dresses made from Grandma's curtians?

never live in California if you are getting married or a divorce, I recommend the Bahamas, otherwise scum like K-Fed will take everything, 20,000 a month for spousal support ? You know what I would do is give all the money away to charity and make make the bum get a job when my income is down to zero and he would have to support me ! after I declare bankrupcy

@2, i so was!!!

well, at least her bottom half. girl could use some shorter straps or *GASP* a bra.

Being a douche doesn't count as a business expense. How the hell does she make that much a month? Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life.

p.s. love the bag

all you people need to learn about Royalties, that is how Britney makes her money these days. She still sells albums around the world

Is that a cute dress? SHIT! I think it is. A cute dress and a cute bag........ fuck! Um, finally brit.......

@19 Sorry Veggi you must be wrong. It did not get TT approval.

dammit.

her body actually looks better than at the VMAs but thats probbaly cuz she is covering up. hopefully she can get her act together, im beginning to feel bad for her.

Christ, Brit. Kill yourself already. It's what the public wants. Pills, hanging, a gun. Anything. You know you want to. Life isn't worth living anymore. You are a joke, Britney. Kill yourself now!

kevin is a total lowlife, a worse person than britney. you can't find a picture of him without the shit-eating grin, doesn't that tell you something? he's not the good parent and i think he probably treated britney like shit.

now that is funny stuff! :)

hey, i heard vanessa hudgens had a sex video leaked, anyone know where i can find it?

#23

Yeah I thought she is starting to look a bit better.

She has probably got anorexic after seeing herself at the performance if the fishes story is true.

It's okay, Veggi. I like the dress, too. And, certainly, it's much more flattering for her figure than the stuff Britney usually wears

Go K-Fed, it's your birthday, we gonna party like it's your birthday!

Chubby little piggy
National Joke
The clown that no one laughs at
We all just wish she'd die

She sold her soul
For a shot at fame
Cathphrase and wig and the jokes are lame
She's benal and facile
She's a fat waste of space
See her pug-nosed face

Nice bag Brit...are the kids in there?

740k a MONTH!? What the fuck is THAT?

Jesus did I ever miss the boat not being raised in a trailer, becoming a Mickey Mouse Club veteran and then blowing some producer to become a lip syncing multi-millionaire.

Her dress is super cute.

#14, 16, 24. True true true. I hate Fed-Ex. He's a fucking bottom feeder, and used that poor half-wit to impregnate her and take her for all she's worth. It's not funny to treat people with special needs like that!

And I agree, his "good parenting skills" are nothing but for show. He doesn't give two shits about his first two shits. What makes anyone think this is different? It's money he cares about, and that's it. Fucking douchebag!

Oh, and if you guys have not gone to Perez's site, go check out the song Tori Amos wrote about Britney. It's pretty damn cool.

she still has a monthly income of over $700,000 ? That's almost 9 million a year! how, why, how?

I gotta disagree TT. That dress is super cute. the dew-rag is not. She should just rock the short hair. Own her craziness and come out like She-Ra. But she won't. Too many insecurities. That's why she wore a shirt as a dress with her ass hanging out. *sigh*

Baah! No sloppy ass shots of Brit? WTF Fish? It's almost like you are shooting for Klassy? (Class with a K of course..)

Looks like Britney could use a little Proactiv

20,000 a month? Get a real life people! I could live off that for almost a year.

KFed has a business? Oh right....it does cost a lot to dress your hookers in spandex and feathers before you send them out on the street.

And I like the dress too. But not enough skull and crossbones for my taste.

She's such a douche. Really, can she just go away already? Her 'career' is over. Go home and, hmmm, oh I don't know, BE A MOM.

Ok, I do think the dress is cute.
I just don't like the material, but not enough pink for my taste.

Man, you're the funniest damn guy. All of your stories always crack me up - tree trunks, bustin on K-fed and whoever the hell you want to bust on. Great site, one of the best.

Ok TT I'm calling her on the bat phone right now and telling her she needs to get the exact same dress only with pink skulls and crossbones.

I'm also going to suggest that her next hair extentions be red wine. I know she wants to look like me, she just doesn't know how.

Hey FRIST................

There is a new post.

Yeah yeah yeah...

Apparently she doesn't make over 700,000 a month with clean money. That probably comes before taxes. And if she is signed with a record label, and has a manager a lot of that money goes to her. I heard that depending how much an artists makes a certain percentage goes to that management and record label. Plus there are many more expenses.

This money comes from her record sales, perfume, and anything else she has out there.

I agree with #46 obviously she has enough money to support her. Definetly. So "Money" issues. Is not the problem for Britney at the moment. Obviously money doesn't give happiness...i mean look at Britney Spears. A wreck of course.

COME ON BRIT PULL IT TOGETHER!!! WE STILL LOVE YOU!!!!! AND U LOOK HOT, THAT DRESS IS BECOMING!!! SO :P TO THE HATERS!!

Awwww Poor Fed-ex, only 20K a month? Say it Aint so.

Thats Fucking 240 Thousand Dollars a Year here People, I know Heart Surgeons that make less. Whats he bitching about again?

Yeah, so she's a whore. But I covet that dress.

"49. shanipie - September 13, 2007 1:18 PM

Awwww Poor Fed-ex, only 20K a month? Say it Aint so.

Thats Fucking 240 Thousand Dollars a Year here People, I know Heart Surgeons that make less. Whats he bitching about again?"

You know heart surgeons that make less than $240,000 a year? First of all, how many heart surgeons do you know? That includes the ones that make over $240K per year. What would you say... five, six? Do you know at least seven surgeons?

Is your dad one of those heart surgeons that are vastly underpaid? Thats the only logical reason I can see for your answer.

Anyway, I would still eat Britneys vagina in a NY minute. Probably eat her ass too. No, not probably. Definitely. I would definitely still eat Britney's ass.

She should stretch the legal proceedings out as long as she can, because that's the only time in the kids' lives that he'll act like a halfway decent dad.

I think she actually looks okay in these pics, other than looking like she's rubbing her nip in the post pic.

Then again, I'm also so stoned that I am now holding in my regular cigarette smoke, so what the fuck do I know?

240K might be medium-low range for a heart surgeon, so yes that salary may be typical for many heart surgeons. Along with the growing role of insurance companies, medical reimbursement for procedures has taken a dive in the past 2 decades so many surgeons have been making a lot less than in previous years. That is why most medical students go into the surgical subspecialties where they can make up for this with volume. Not to mention that much of the job of adult CT surgeons has been taken over by interventional cardiology.

she doesn't look fat enough right here for me to laugh at how she eats so much she would eat a hat. and im tired of the cheetos thing. maybe she ate cheetos once, but other people eat cheetos too. they still sell them at the store, so i guess people buy them. maybe she is a has been. but you are a never was. she is the number 8 highest selling female artist of all time. she achieved this by 21 years old. maybe she doesn't have a lot of talent... but not many do in today's music industry... lil john anyone? she could dance a little and do a back flip on stage. she even sang live when she was on SNL. everyone at the vmas sucked, maybe not as much as her... but they are all bad. even that lazy -eyed alicia keys.

I wouldn't give that fucking sleaze douche shit. He's just a free loader looking to live off someone else sweat. He wants to do that shit, the fucker should put on a skirt and high heels and find himself a freak man. Then he can be a full time house wife sitting around the house and get anal creamed when his husband gets home.

points and laughs... fatty.

#55 beat it looser
alicia keys is a talented performer who *gasp* does not lip synche,writes her own music, and plays her own instruments. although her ass is huge and i had never noticed before the vma's. none the less she is very talented with or without her lazy eye and huge ass/hips also chris browns performance was awesome too!!! britney has no talented. she was created. she won the trailer trash lotto. i dont care what she has on. i dont care what kid she forgot in the trunk. i dont care if her hands are permantley stained with the orange glow of cheto dust. she is a poor example of humanity. people who are brit supporters are obviously easily lead cattle. they only like her because the record companies and advertising companys target simple minded loosers who have no problem following. she isnt famous based on talent. now her fame is srtictly based on her continual insanity and poor choices. I say keep it up brit!! i find you highly entertaining. maybe someone can explain to me how a bitch that makes 740,000 a month cant seem to get decent hair extentions or her kids some pants they are always in their diapers. keep it up you greasy ho!! you crack me up!! i cant wait to see what you do next!!!
maybe run for president?!?!?!?!?!

hate to say but i went to school with a lot of black girls that could sing better than alicia. a lot of people play the piano and write music too. pretty much everyone at the vmas just got lucky. did chris brown even sing? i think he just jumped really far on circles.

agreed i know a lot of girls (black or white) that can sing but she has something they dont...a contract. my point was this dare not to compare brits "performace" or "talent" to chris brown or alicia keys.

Acne aside, I think she looks good here.

#51 - hope you're hungry. the size of that salad is worthy of a listing in the Guiness Book of World Records.

#53 - being that stoned, it's time for about 3 hours of deep penetration. That should yield about 14-17 "eyes-roll-back-in-the-head" orgasms. Your choice if the penetration is vaginal or anal.

Keep a sponge close by - you'll need it.

Britney, lose the horrible weaves. That alone will win you half the battle in court and with the public. Thank you very much.

I can't find a job even though I have a four year college degree because some congressman with a corporate CEO's hand up his ass to the elbow decided to let foreigners into this country to work 2-5 year stints for minimum wage in a field that used to make a living wage. I've survived for a couple years on temp and contract work, but now I'm looking at losing my home and what little I have left because even the minimum wage jobs all seem to be filled by more fucking people who will work for shit thanks to the above mentioned filthy rich CEOs and their ass puppets in Washington.

Yet this corporate manufactured, fucking no talent whore has $737,868 a MONTH to play with. All for shaking her fat ass when she was a teenager and lip syncing to music produced on a synthesizer (singing to), probably by some technician from a foreign country willing to work for food stamps and McDondald's gift certificates.

But that's not all! A worthless, no talent, ignorant piece of white trash named kfed gets $20,000 a month for doing nothing more than penetrating Spears' fat ass with his dick and spewing his dirty goo inside her. And he wants more money! What he gets in two months is more than I made any one of the past three years. If I had just two months of his fucking "didn't work for this" income all my problems would be solved for the year and I could relax about my home, bills, and fucking high blood pressure for a little while. It would take him four months to pay off debt I have left over from three years of no work and four years of worthless college. I should have the debt paid off...oh...sometime when hell freezes over.

And...he...wants...more...money. He gets $240k a year for doing nothing. Not a thing. All he has to do is look and act like the jackass he is, and he gets a quarter million a year.

And that dirty, washed up, no talent whore? She wants the whole world to pay attention to her even though she's not young or sexy or cute any more, and can't dance or lip sync worth a shit. Apparently residual income to the tune of $740k a month just isn't enough for her. Life is too hard when she's not in the news. She can't just fucking retire and enjoy her life, be a good mother to her kids, see the world, take advantage of the fact that she never has to lay awake at night crying because there's not enough fucking money and there's no way to get enough fucking money and it seems so hopeless that the thought of a bullet through the skull starts to sound nice. Nope. She's got money, she's got her health, or what's left of it after the drugs and drinking, but that just isn't enough for poor little piggy. Fucking bitch.

Yeah, the world sure is fair. The rich get richer, the poor get ass fucked, and the media feed us images of fucking trash like this every day. As if I give a fuck what happens to Britney fucking Spears. I'm losing my home. I've got friend's going broke because he can't make enough even with overtime and she can't even find a minimum wage job flipping burgers. Some where in Iraq a soldier will lose his life today because Saddam was a piece of shit who used his people to make war rather than a strong economy. Some where in Africa a kid is dying of AIDs or malaria because an ignorant fuck rules his country and would sell his bones as fire wood to make more money.

Great fucking world. The rich and powerful are overcome by greed for more until they use up every last person they can. They whine and cry because they have everything while the rest of us get ass fucked for their greed.

Fuck her. Fuck him. I hope he gets in a car wreck and dies. And I hope she's found dead from an OD. And I hope their money, which they never fucking deserved in the first place, gets set aside in a trust for their kids. And I hope their kids get raised by nuns who instill some fucking morals in them so that when they get their money, they use it to make a positive difference in the world rather than use it to get the media to pay attention to their fucking antics.

If that happened there would be some fucking justice in this world. For once.

hey FuckTheFamous, now why don't you tell us all how you really feel, dayum.

Queen Trash, has had everything handed to her.. has two kids yet acts like a spoiled little brat...STILL. she deserves what she gets for being stupid and trying to follow and copy what others already did 20 years ago. She's a no talent ass clown, not a 'musician' by any stretch of the imagination and is a walking joke and she doesn't even realize it.

People who take up for her and buy her music and tickets are total trash scum as well. Grow some brains or keep your mouth shut, YOUNGAN. You dont know shit, obviously.

Corporations who "sponsor" her are just as lame and i dont buy their products because i dont want that trash getting any of my money.

ahh... now time for President Bitch...

what I find as kind of strange is that it always seems like she's trying to be careful not to let her breasts get exposed...and yet she lets her vaj just flap in the wind??? Don't get it! I would think the vaj would be the thing you want to keep under wraps most. And you would think she would be humiliated the first time and never let it happen again. Yet she gets caught after the vma's and the whole Sarah Silverman thing flashing the vaj!

OMG, she actually looks demure here. *gasp*. The best thing about her outfit is her Versace bag. Yowzaas, that must have set her back at least 5,000 dollars. And she bought the exact same one for Alli Sims (her mooching, freeloading, "assistant" cousin). My visa card limit is barely 2,000 dollars....and it's maxed out! LOL. I agree with the ranter above, I am a highly (college) educated man and I will graduate with high student loan debts, and lucky if I can find a job that pays even 18 dollars an hour....I can dance better and sing better than Justin Timberlake and Britney Spears....but they are the super rich and famous ones. It's luck, people. Luck and good timing. That's how these two talentless kids did it. *Sigh*.

On what damn planet does a man get the Nobel prize for throwing a little party for his son? Britney birthed those cute little monsters ...Kevin will have to close down Disneyland and hire every pole dancer in a 50 mile radius to make even for that shit.

Its nice to see she got out the car with a long dress on. I think she really misses him, her lawyers will push to make a settlement for kevin's spousal support . He will realize that hes not going anywhere with his music career or anything that he tries to do. If they get back together which wont be surprise, it will probably happen before her album release.

Kevin is so useless!! Though Brit's is in a state of mess, she's the one earning the $$!! I don't even know WHY this idiot is even with her at the first place...shitbag

Bet Brit wishes she listened to her bodyguard who told her K-dick was a piece of shit.

The guy wants custody because that's the way he'll score a lot more bread. He can piss on the kids, feed them bread and water all he wants.

He wants the dough and he intends to fuck Brit over every which way he can.

As for dirtbags, K-dick is the king. But she's done it all to herself.

with ALL the money she has, you'd think she would invest in some good wigs or something, what a fucking trahy whore. I'm beyond sick of hearing the name "Britney Spears" or anything having to do with her, fuck this.

That purse looks like someone's ugly mailbox!

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