Sep 11 2007Britney Spears is a professional

frist suckers..

oh and i don't care bout that bitch..she can suck my slong

i hate this faggot

Hey Victor. Your name is like mine. Lets be pals! Fish, you didn't finish your sentence: Britney is a professional.....?What?Prostitute?Babysitter?lipsyncher?bikini model?Runway worker?

What? You mean she's a whiny trashy diva with delusions about both her looks and the status of her career?

No way. Next you'll be saying she's a crappy mother and shows off her vagina in public.

Does anybody else want to beat the shit out of this nancy boy?

Shame on MTV for thinking that apocalyptic torture session could possibly have turned out any other way than it did.

Would you call him a fanboy or a fangirl?

What in gods name.... what? just..... what?... No, Seriously, What?

ACTUALLY Britty's performance was supposed to be a sluggish rendition of a cluster of Pam Anderson's HEP C cells making their annual viral migration from her crotch to her orange face. (See Pam's HEP C Arm rash in the post below)

PML!!!!! hes a great actor i totally believed it.

That queer motherfucker needs some dick

To bad Britney can't perform as well as this "fan" can act!

Wow, I couldn't watch that whole video because it was too annoying. At least now we know what all the idiots who try to rally to Britney's defense are like (as if she actually cares about any of us plebeians).

C'mon! She's still sexy y'all!!

# 13, I don't know...a few more performances like the VMAs and she might turn into one of those MySpace trolls who want to friend everyone, and show up on your doorstep and ask if you can come out to play.

oh I love chris crocker soooo much.

That's a guy?!?!

Wow. I thought it was an over-emotional girl with a facial hair problem.

whoa - has anyone seen Tarnation by Jonathan Caouette? this totally reminds me of some of the monologues in that...and those were scary as hell.

Does this freak always sound like Michael Jackson, or is that part of his "act?"

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Go Chris Crocker!!!! He's the funniest guy ever. F'real. Thanks for gettin' him out there!

so who was delusional first, Shitme, or her fans??

hey sucker #1 - should that be SCHLONG??

Hey Chris, your gay. So what. Your not the first 19 year old to put on lipstick and put videos on the net. Oh, your the "new" Christ huh, wow, you are totally outragous, and I can't believe somebody would say that. What a dipshit.

Wait a second. That person was a guy!?!??!! I don't believe it!

Dammit, spelled "you're" wrong. Dammit, dammit, dammit.

so...this is what Aaron Carter is doing now?

Was that video even supposed to be funny?.......#8, you actually said it all.

Ummmmm, I think it's just supposed to be a joke guys.

Oh Britney. I remember when she used to have all the energy of a virgin. Now she just looks like one of those strippers you see working part time at a truck stop. They pretty much just march around the stage naked, but at leas tthey're naked, right?

Wait.....oh right. Britney is a loser.

That guy has problems. He needs a job, so he won't have so much spare time. As for Britney, I think she deserves the rude comments. As much as I hate to say it, it's really hard to feel bad for someone who seemingly TRIES to screw themself over - repeatedly.

Chris Crocker ROCKS....I feel his/her pain..and I chuckled but at the end well I laughed cos s/he is so fuckin' real

Chris should have performed at the VMA's...and told everyone to eat his/her corn jhole...that's right EAT....MY...CORN.....HOLE!!!!!

cos anything was better then Shitney Spears....

I really like the location he/she picked for his/her vid- the secret fort that Nancy-boy fashioned out of bed sheets using the corner of his/her bed to hold the whole thing up ... very ingenious indeed! As a 3rd grader me and my sleep-over buddies used to do the same thing, good times, good times ...

As for his/her message, come on you guys, can’t you see he/she is going through a really hard time right now, why can’t you just LEAVE HIM ALONE!!!

Oooooooo...you wascly wabbit!!!! *rackin frakin rizen rack*

LEAVE SHITNEY ALONE!!!!!!!

*scampering out*

oh my god, that was SO scary!!!!!

The funniest thing is that when she showed the crusty old beef curtains again, you could hear crickets.....total indifference. No one cares that she even exists anymore.

I was talking to a dj at my local radio station about Britney's new single "Gimme More". Apparently there has been NO requests for it, and he informed me that he (the radio station) has no plans on playing it at all. He also told me that Ryan Seacrest said that none of the radio stations in the USA are playing it, nor are they getting any requests for it. Seacrest was chatting with Timbaland on air and Timba said that there is no buzz in the industry about her single. Wow! I think she is finished musically, at least for now. Her album drops (perfect word, eh?) November 13th. It will be interesting to see what happens sales wise. Trainwreck. Her music career will be reminiscent of Paula Abdul's career downfall, which, coincidentally, happened after her disasterous performance of "Vibeology" at the 1992 VMAs.

okay honestly.. do you really think that britney gives a damn about any of her "fans" she doesn't give a shit, if she doesn't care about her kids, what makes you think that she gives a damn about you (her fans)

that's a dude? huh.....dude looks like a lady BA ZING!

Britney Fan/Fag should have put the skimpy outfit on and stumbled around on the stage sucking cock, hehe, that would have been a better show than the one britney put on for us, well, it would have been cool if she had puked and or shit herself on stage, yep, that would have been ok.

At this point, this chica deserves every damn bit of bad press she gets. She is such a joke at this point, she really just needs to buy that double wide, get a couple years supply of ice cream, and call it a day. Oh, I almost forgot....she needs that alcohol too. Wait, what am I talking about? She went to rehab, so she probably doesn't drink. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rr_RAMPt6GU

It's a spoof of her interview with Matt about a year ago. Starts slow but picks up toward the middle.

Britney needs help now.

Look at some of CC's other videos. The boy looks DISTURBINGLY like a blond Julia Roberts.
Scary shit man, scary shit.

dude looks like samantha ronson

Let me state for the record, as someone who has studied a great deal of art history; the media, the fans, the critics have all missed the most obvious thing here... BRITNEY IS THE GREATEST CONCEPTUAL ARTIST OF OUR TIME.

Oh, yes.. it's deliciously true.

Let me break it down for y'all.

First, she goes on stage and displays for the world (or at least the part of the world that gives a rat's patoot about this garbage) anyhoo, she displays for this world at least that the Emperor Has No Clothes... then (and this is the genius here) goes out later with no panties on, and DRIVES THE MESSAGE HOME.

This is artistic genius at work.

Worship.

@43 How you figure K-Fed is the winner and lesser of the 2 evils. He could very well win the custody battle, but I don't think he'll be the lesser of the two evils. You have no idea what he will do once he gets the kids. He wasn't there for them when they were together, bar and club hopping all other the place, spending Briteny's dough. What makes you think that if the gets the kids he won't show his real colors. He wanted 50 million for them in the divorce settlement. Britney told him to go SIOOMA. (Suck It Out Of my Ass).
So now he wants to get the kids and use them as a hostage to get more dough. He'll probably drop them off at the nearest trash dump once he's done using them to milk her for all the money he can get from her. Those boys are nothing more than a meal ticket to him.

Ugly Britney should retired.

This is why we have firearms in our society...to put sick freaks like this buffoon out of their misery!

WAAAAAAAAAAA! WAAAAAAAAAAA!

BANG, BANG YOUR DEAD FREAKOID!

AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That was HILARIOIUS!!!! The whole time I just couldn't stop laughing!! Who are his, I mean her, or him, (IDK) parents?? They couldn't raise him better than this?

Was there any doubt she was going to crash and burn? Maybe they should have marked the spots on stage with some Cheetos, then she could have remembered her steps.

THAT'S NOT REAL !!!

DO YOU SEE ANY TEARS, BECAUSE I SURE DON'T.

THAT PANTY-WAIST WAS FAKING THIS.

(and if for some reason that rump-ranger WASN'T faking it, then someone should take him to a mental ward in a butterfly net).

this fagget needs to be gay raped by me and beten till he sucks my dick lol
fagget boy

That's a guy?.........Really? Oh....my bad.

WTF?!? you mean this thing is a dude????

Maybe he should dress in grag and perform as Britney- He'd probably be way better-----------------------

*Drag*

If "he" is a fan then Britney is in TROUBLE!!!

Wait a minute. Was this kid in lock up in Tallahassee last March? Because I'm pretty sure I mouth raped him.

Actually we all did, it was the only way to get him to shut up.

SHES A HUMAN!!!

LMMFAO!!! YES!!!

its so funny to see all you people act like such immature high school girls.
ya know, bashing others to make yourselves feel better about yourself.

Aryiel, has the best description of her act. I have seen performances of the same level of METHED OUT strippers and 3rd rate strip joints.

#34
so is britney up to be a judge on american idol because it would be SWEET to have TWO trainwrecks getting emotional over mediocre a capella singing.

Wow....just wow...that guy(?) is almost more of a trainwreck than Shitney is. I couldn't even get halfway through that video, it was just too disturbing and pathetic. Even if it was fake, why would you want anyone to associate you with Shitney Spears? Seriously, why? What I watched of the video was hilarious though..."She's a human!!!" Best part.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! that fagot is crazy! Who is the one running around without panties, partying all night long? Does that mean that she doesn't want attention??? Britney spears is like: look at e, give me more: ATTENTION!! having sex with other people in the bushes, she had to GET A ROOM if she did not want attention!!

Guy version of Avril....Wow

his mouth is nasty

So I gotta deal with THAT guy before I can erase Britney's existence? LOL...Most puppies are more intimidating...

I love how all these people who are chatting shit about Chris Crocker and 'faggets' in general are the same people who love to keep themselves updated on all the doings of Paris, Lindsay and Britney. Hm.

well, if you haven't told me that THAT SUCKER is chris i thought she's a girl...
geez, great acting, but u look kinda fake
i really wana beat him up
such a sucker, dork, dick

It's video's like that, you see, that require a pinch of talent and possibly some rehearsal... Maybe Britney could get some tips from him...

CU CU...... CU CU..... crazyyyyy

#59:

& yet here YOU are, taking the time to leave everyone an acknowledgement. thanks so much. dumbass.

He's the one guy I'd suck - and swallow. HIV spunk is so tangy! Yummy!

BRITNEY IS HUMAN!

No she's not. She's a sperm dumpster.

Who is this fucking douche? Even if this he/she/it is just acting, you just made yourself look like a complete lunatic. BTW whats with the lipstick? You look like a Vegas whore - and not the super hot at the Ventian kind either. More like the 2 for $69 kind at Motel 6...Not that i'd know or anything...

Um... the person in the video is a guy? Interesting. Wouldn't have been my first guess. His acting touched my heart. Maybe we should just *sobs* leave Britney alone. ;)

I don't think HE is well right now, if you know what I mean. ;)

I still can't figure out if this video is a joke or not. I'm starting to think it's not, which pretty much makes me want to blow up the world. I hate people for being such deluded morons.

Is there any conclusive evidence that the guy in this video is really a guy? All I see is a little fuzz on his/her lip that he/she grows just about as well as my 6th grade nephew.

yeah yeah yeah...she tanked, we got it. wake me up when the world gets over it.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Silly little faggot needs his meds.

Since when has Avril Lavigne cared about Britney ... and had a 5 o'clock shadow? Oh, wait. That's not Avril?

i would like her to keep her body covered from top to toe like the arabians! she's too awful. omg! i hate her! *lotsa hatred from MALAYSIA*

omg... that was fuckin hilarious. my problems seem so miniscule compared to the loser in tears for britney spears

What's rediculous is that "person" ranting is a DUDE??? WHat??? No way- for sure it's a girl

Now that her pop career is over, maybe she can play gigs at gay bars.

brit's performance was so awful i actually feel bad for mtv. according to an article in Life&Style, and mtv exec was furious at her for what she did. other insiders contribute their thoughts on the train wreck as well. poor brit...

That dude needs to stop worrying so much about britney and worry more about getting rid of that mustache

I don't know whether to make fun of that or feel sorry for him. Either way, he is emotionaly disturbed.

I thought this guy was serious but after reading an article from a few months back that said he wanted to go to Hollywood and become a star I believe that he was totally faking it. He wanted media attention and he got it, though he probably didn't expect people to make fun of him.

I thought this was a lesbian

Am I the ONLY PERSON doesn't think he is gay?

funny. that's all i need to say.

Brit Brit needs to bow out peacefully. And focus on her children, sobriety and sanity (that's my impression of Dr. Phil for you). Music has come along way since her nasaly edited to death version of "perrogative". Nobody likes boy bands or corporate musical barbie dolls anymore, and I think the genius who put her on stage should get an award for FINALLY putting an end to her.

Does the chick in that video have a 'stache? Oh and she needs help (well, her and Brittney).

This guy in the video is an ass. perez hilton has already banned him. hes riding the gravy train wreck called Britney Spears and making it sound like he's/She/s really a fan. what an ass

Gross, I remember this guy. He did some idiotic thing to why using the word "gay" as an insult is wrong and that we should start using the word "straight" as an insult. He's a fucking circus freak.

funny. gay as hell yet funny.

That's a dude?

HOLY CRAP!!! That a guy?!?!? I watched this earlier today on yahoo front page...all this time I thought it was a fugly chick....until I watched it now knowing the guys name is chris cock whatever...woah

hoooooooooooly cow! looks like someone else needs some lithium or thorazine or haldol...jeez. are you fucking kidding me? was that person for real?????? what a damn psycho!

LEAVE CHRIS ALONE!

the video...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvI1LR3vybE

Okay, I watched about 20 seconds of that...is this a joke? I mean, really? I'm completely dumbfounded and wish I could be dumb-lost after that. Poor child needs to ingest some Valium...three bottles, to be exact! I think the public deserves an apology from this idiot. Or someone should at least beat the living crap out him/her. Please..I've got money! Lots of it!

omg!!! ok he is a fan of b.spears but in this video he is a phsyco !!!!!!!

That gay guy is fucking hilarious.... i love how retarded this is. love it. What a social commentary...

And, you know what? If Brit Brit wants to be loved, she really SHOULD go and work at one of those truck stop strip clubs. Seriously... Think about how much more appreciated she would be there. She could hob-nob with her kind, eat bugles and cheetos from the vending machine, dance lifelessly while she ingests thorazine and valium, and everyone would LOVE her and tell her stuff like, "I've always loved you, Britney Spears... wanna go back to my truck? I have a sleeper in there, and i could show you how much I can worship your body."

It would be friggin AWESOME!

Great acting cause I was fooled also ...
PLus hes loks so cute :D
Damn he loks better than me and I'm a chick .. he got them green eyes

God there´s someone crazyerrrrrrrrr!!!! than Britney Spears!!!!!!

That shemale is a way better performer than Brit.

This is whats wrong with America! This fag is sick I say.

this guy or girl ....or what ever this person is, is in fact the biggest ZERO i have ever seen on the internet.....this individual should not be seen anywhere in public cause if somone recognizes this loser then this loser will definitely get the sh*t kicked out of him/her or what ever this idiot is........

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Britney, you know you are in trouble when Chis Crocker is worried about your mental health. And, no, this isn't a joke, he IS serious. Anyone who thinks he isn't is going to have to go through ME!!!
Check out Seth Green's version of this. Hilarious!!!

Oh poor boy, I think britney is standing behind the curtain with a gun pointed at his head, cos really no one cries that much for someone they don't even know, I wonder if he would cry for his mom or dad as much if they were troubled I guess no, he need some serious help.

This guy seriously looks like Avril Lavigne more than once during this clip.

Chris Crocker is the ultimate example of a woman trapped in a man's body.

ummmmmmmm yah this guy isa retard AND thers a reason why she hasent performed in years is because shes a slut and a fake bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! she really cant sing CHRIS CROKER YOU CAN KISS MY ASS !!!!!!!!!!! FUCK BRITTNEY!!!!!

ummmmmmmm yah this guy isa retard AND thers a reason why she hasent performed in years is because shes a slut and a fake bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! she really cant sing CHRIS CROKER YOU CAN KISS MY ASS !!!!!!!!!!! FUCK BRITTNEY!!!!!

ummmmmmmm yah this guy isa retard AND thers a reason why she hasent performed in years is because shes a slut and a fake bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! she really cant sing CHRIS CROKER YOU CAN KISS MY ASS !!!!!!!!!!! FUCK BRITTNEY!!!!!

ummmmmmmm yah this guy isa retard AND thers a reason why she hasent performed in years is because shes a slut and a fake bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! she really cant sing CHRIS CROKER YOU CAN KISS MY ASS !!!!!!!!!!! FUCK BRITTNEY!!!!!