Sep 12 2007Britney Spears is a fat pig

What's that? Not enough updates about Britney Spears and her VMA performance? Well here's some more, you greedy bastards. Us reports that after her performance, Britney ran off stage screaming that she looked like a fat pig, and was so awkward during her performance because she could see herself on monitors.
“She was also able to see video of herself throughout the auditorium,” a backstage source tells Us Weekly. “She flipped out. She came running off the stage, yelling ‘Oh, my God, I looked like a fat pig! I looked like a fat pig!’ She was inconsolable.”
Has she not taken a shower in three years? Or looked in a mirror? What exactly was she expecting to see? It's not like she had grown a tail and had a robotic arm. "Oh my gah, wuh happened to me? *munch munch munch* Why I look so fat? *munch munch munch* It must be special effects. *munch munch munch* I love Cheetos."

Reader Comments
1. cocaKelli - September 12, 2007 3:12 PM
Terrible.
2. justplainconfused - September 12, 2007 3:13 PM
Ok, that's enough about Britney for the day, unless you have opportunity to report her tragic death.
3. Ugly People Safaris - September 12, 2007 3:14 PM
I want to eat her. Not eat her out... but eat her bc she looks soo juicy and plump.
4. lorena - September 12, 2007 3:14 PM
Karma Police hahaha
5. Ugly People Safaris - September 12, 2007 3:14 PM
tragic death? PUH-Lease!
6. wedgeone - September 12, 2007 3:17 PM
She has mirrors at home, but they're all covered with some type of white powder.
7. jersey - September 12, 2007 3:17 PM
bottom line:
you could lipstick on a pig but it is still a pig!!!!!
put your baby maker away and go back to beating inanimate objects with umbrellas. now that was a performance. give up the dancing and the singing brit your not good at it anymore!! go back to irrational actions like shaving your head and what not. thats the only time i ever found you entertaining anyway!!
my genius idea is still:
CHARM SCHOOL WITH BRITNEY SPEARS!!!
VH1 CALL ME I GOT MORE IDEAS WHERE THAT CAME FROM LIKE:
we could do a mr potao head version of britney vajay vajay
8. georgie porgie - September 12, 2007 3:20 PM
Hmm ... she's been through a lot. I wonder what will be the final embarrassment -- that one last thing that will make her suicidal. 'Cause this landslide just keeps on moving and Britney is too stupid to clean up her act.
9. Rachel - September 12, 2007 3:20 PM
Puhleez. There is NO WAY she said that. She's too busy taking her clothes off, jumping in the ocean in front of the paparazzi and being "desired" by the likes of Monsieur Angel to think that! It's Britney BITCH!
10. Fifth Stooge - September 12, 2007 3:20 PM
Curly was fat too.
11. Fifth Stooge - September 12, 2007 3:21 PM
So was Schemp.
12. BINKY! - September 12, 2007 3:22 PM
HAHA, I don't believe she said that, but it's funny to imagine.
God I have no life. But then I come on this site and suddenly I feel at peace with the world.
13. Stupid Cindy - September 12, 2007 3:23 PM
A fat pig. Has anyone ever seen an anorexic pig?
14. harry potter - September 12, 2007 3:23 PM
Fat pigs of the world unite!
15. veggi - September 12, 2007 3:24 PM
She should try the bulimic pig tactic.
16. Szandra - September 12, 2007 3:25 PM
Remélem megdöglik ez a szegény beteg marha ...
17. gas - September 12, 2007 3:26 PM
If you read this you are a fart
18. Meisterburger - September 12, 2007 3:27 PM
The camera adds 10 lbs. She thinks she's fatter than she really is.
19. veggi - September 12, 2007 3:27 PM
@16------------
Brit! Take the food out of your mouth!
We don't understand what you're saying!!
20. Jimbo - September 12, 2007 3:29 PM
She ran off the stage saying she looked like a fat pig. Did she forget about the pig fest she had in her room when she got to Vegas?
Hey Veggi How are you doing today?
21. elle - September 12, 2007 3:31 PM
if that's fat, i'm jabba. she's just not toned that's all. big deal. now ENOUGH of britney BLOODY SPEARS.
22. Binky - September 12, 2007 3:32 PM
Yikes. I seem to have a troll. Of course I don't use caps or ! - so I suppose I can go back to sleep.
Next.
23. blugardenia - September 12, 2007 3:32 PM
You get crap for skinny and curvy. Britney is not fat. Visit the rest of the world for a reality check. This is why so many women out there are starving themselves to death. You do need to get your life straight for your babies, Brit. Keep a thick skin & concentrate on your mental health. the rest will follow!
24. Jeffrey Dahmer's Ghost - September 12, 2007 3:33 PM
Somebody spear that pig! Make a good roast! Look at that ripe golden skin! Yum!
25. Victoria - September 12, 2007 3:35 PM
Bloating and swelling usually accompany a late night out drinking margaritas and shots (I should know from personal experience)!
26. Morgan - September 12, 2007 3:35 PM
I guess you guys were right...she's complaining that she didn't do well because she saw pictures of a scary dog!
27. jrzmommy - September 12, 2007 3:36 PM
PUT SOME FUCKING CLOTHES ON THEN YOU STUPID REDNECK BITCH!
28. Gertie - September 12, 2007 3:37 PM
She's got a monkey up her butt. *nods sagely*
29. bottlesandcansjustclapyourhands - September 12, 2007 3:38 PM
see, ya'll, if ah wouldda had on mah brown hair then ah wouldnna look't so dang fat.
30. InstantAsshat-AddFame - September 12, 2007 3:39 PM
#26--Touche'! ROFL
31. joLIE - September 12, 2007 3:39 PM
She didn't know what her figure looked like because she's actually blind. Sad but true. It happened when she was hanging out with Parasite and accidentally caught a glimpse of the entrance to hell between Paris's legs. made her own look like frolicking puppies and kittens
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32. mish - September 12, 2007 3:40 PM
I don't think she looks a fat pig, just a TERRIBLE choice of outfit which didn't flatter her one bit. Women needs guts to wear that.
Talk about slutty.
33. Britney Fan #1 - September 12, 2007 3:41 PM
How can people be so heartless
How can people be so cruel
Easy to be hard
Easy to be cold
How can people have no feelings
How can they ignore their friends
Easy to be proud
Easy to say no
And especially people
Who care about strangers
Who care about evil
And social injustice
Do you only
Care about the bleeding crowd?
How about a needing friend?
I need a friend
How can people be so heartless
You know I'm hung up on you
Easy to give in
Easy to help out
And especially people
Who care about strangers
Who say they care about social injustice
Do you only
Care about the bleeding crowd
How about a needing friend?
I need a friend
How can people have no feelings
How can they ignore their friends
Easy to be hard
Easy to be cold
Easy to be proud
Easy to say no
34. theShizaan - September 12, 2007 3:41 PM
Hey now, pigs aren't fat...they're just big boned.
LOL, I said "boned"
35. Tim - September 12, 2007 3:42 PM
It was mostly water weight.
36. DeeDee - September 12, 2007 3:42 PM
She just needs to stop wearing "clothes" built for the old, hot Britney.
37. kleist - September 12, 2007 3:43 PM
27 -- Exactly!
The thing I hated most about her performance was her outfit. It was a worthless piece of trash and the only reason she put it on was because she wanted to show off to the world. Less, less, less -- that's what she wanted. She has no style, no class, no substance. She's worthless, unentertaining, not in the slightest way can she be considered a musical 'artist'. What a mess.
38. Ugly People Safaris - September 12, 2007 3:43 PM
@33 that is quite possibly the gayest lamest attempt at poetry I have ever witnessed.
39. D - September 12, 2007 3:44 PM
23,
She's not really fat, but she does make terrible clothing choices, considering her current size. She also made a living being the hillbilly that losers most wanted to nail. Live by desire, die by desire, right?
40. LadyJane - September 12, 2007 3:44 PM
This shit's gettin' old. I'd rather hang out with Wally than read another fucking Britney post.
41. Fred Durst - September 12, 2007 3:45 PM
Britney, come back!
42. Lola - September 12, 2007 3:46 PM
I wish she'd embrace her non skinniness (how can one call that fat, unless one is media-fed-distorted ?) and bring on a great show. The "Omg she's fat" Generation is so fucking boring, no wonder creativity is about rehashing and dumbing down, it's all that's left when a brain is full of SHIT.
*clap clap clap clap*
Now will some hot creative gals of all shapes and sizes step up to the plate and end this mindnumbing culturedeath ?
43. Lola - September 12, 2007 3:47 PM
Hay-ell no I ain't warin' no cor-set....that'll cuver me up too much. *turns to "handlers* hey, Ya'll, dotchy'all thank mah stummick looks good, ya'll?
44. Elle - September 12, 2007 3:48 PM
It's time to take the piggy to market.
45. Lola - September 12, 2007 3:48 PM
OMG! Your name is Lola, too #42? THAT is SO wild!
46. veggi - September 12, 2007 3:50 PM
I like to poop in boxes!
47. Texas Tranny - September 12, 2007 3:53 PM
@44
Or to the fucking slaughter house.
2 fucking Shitney post in a row, god damn you Fish, please find something other than this bitch.
48. BunnyButt - September 12, 2007 3:53 PM
My dog's name is Lola ...
49. Lola - September 12, 2007 3:54 PM
That must be one excellent looking dog!
50. Texas Tranny - September 12, 2007 3:55 PM
@46
Thanks, now I've got the theme song from Weeds playing in my head.
51. Ooba Gooba - September 12, 2007 3:56 PM
Hey #33: NEVER do that again. Three Dog Night actually had talent, something Twitney will never know.
52. Kat - September 12, 2007 3:56 PM
Don't insult fat pigs..they're cute! Britney is just a terrible mess
53. trollin' - September 12, 2007 3:58 PM
Nobody gives me as many violent fantasies as Britney Spears.
54. FRIST!!! - September 12, 2007 4:01 PM
I didn't think she looked bad, she just was stumbling drunk and has lost what little talent she ever posessed in the first place. But I wouldn't say she was fat. Just fat compared to her 19 yr old body.
Alright fine...SHE'S A COW
55. Dennis - September 12, 2007 4:02 PM
I heard tomorrow they are going to report she was suffering from PMS....... and i agree with Kat... pigs are cute and i am related to a few so stop insulting pigs by calling britney one she doesnt look nearly that good.
56. ghwogrn gwot - September 12, 2007 4:03 PM
I wanna see her fight a grizzly bear.
57. jersey - September 12, 2007 4:03 PM
YO BRIT FAN#1
YOUR FUCKING HYSTERICAL!!! A POEM !!! NO WAY!!!
BEAT IT NERD!!!
ITS A JOKE...RIGHT
YOUR JUST KIDDING?
OK OK MY TURN
oh sad washed up poptart
you are trully a retart
we will pitch in for some underware
but criss angel will just make them disapear
why is you vajayjay so bald
mtv should not have called
you blame on the hair
like we should care
you should used rhianna's umbrella
or you could marry another fella
its time to throw in the towel
your hair did look foul
you can no longer dance
mtv took a big chance
you can blame it on your heel
but how would sarah silverman feel.
i bet you scalp must itch
because you are a dirty bitch.
thank you
thank you
58. 1MILF Hunter - September 12, 2007 4:03 PM
Did she laser out the stretch marks or just apply layers of makeup?
59. Quinn - September 12, 2007 4:04 PM
PLEASE!!!!
there's no way brit is sane, reality based, or humble enough to realise she looks like a fat pig. That's a bunch of lies.
60. Tito - September 12, 2007 4:05 PM
Keep up with the Britney updates. I love them.
61. jrzmommy - September 12, 2007 4:07 PM
Very nice, #57.
62. george - September 12, 2007 4:07 PM
What is your problem with Britney, anyway? Did you get rejected by a look-alike and you use this site for revenge? Actually, come to think of it, all of your comments pretty much scream "angry, hurt, boy-child". Why don't you do the world a favor and stop writing?
Britney is going through all of her personal challenges under the never-ending scrutiny of weasles who call themselves media. Paparazzi are worthless scum. All of them.
So if I feel that way, why do I look at your site? Because it is good to know how the enemy thinks. Or doesn't think, as in your case. At any rate, I look because you are a blatant study of what everybody hates about America.
Go back to school. Get a soul. Learn to think. Do something besides take sucker-punches at Britney (and others) while hiding behind your web site.
63. jersey - September 12, 2007 4:09 PM
george go be sensitive else where. this is THESUPERFICIAL!!! try lifetime.com to share your feelings
64. jersey - September 12, 2007 4:10 PM
thank you #61
any improvements are welcomed!!
65. jrzmommy - September 12, 2007 4:11 PM
#62--Britney wouldn't have any "personal challenges" (how nicely put) if she fucking behaved and conducted herself as if she has even a shred of dignity and self respect. If she didnt make horseshit choices the biggest "challenge" she'd have facing her right now would be Hmmm.....what do I do with all these platinum fucking records people were stupid enough to buy?
66. Arden - September 12, 2007 4:21 PM
"Oh my gah, wuh happened to me? *munch munch munch* Why I look so fat? *munch munch munch* It must be special effects. *munch munch munch* I love Cheetos."
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Jezus KeeeeRIST!!!!
67. lambman - September 12, 2007 4:24 PM
Its like she's looking at Britney through my eyes!
she has seen the light! maybe now she'll pull it together
68. LivewireT - September 12, 2007 4:31 PM
I kinda feel bad for her, actually.
PS Hey Superfish--you're starting to be funny again (finally) :)
69. LivewireT - September 12, 2007 4:32 PM
I kinda feel bad for her, actually.
PS Hey Superfish--you're starting to be funny again (finally) :)
70. Britney Fan #1 - September 12, 2007 4:37 PM
Big woman, pig woman, ha ha charade you are.
You well heeled big wheel, ha ha charade you are.
And when your hand is on your heart,
you're nearly a good laugh, almost a joker,
with your head down in the pig bin,
saying, " Keep on digging", pig stain on your fat chin.
What do you hope to find, when you're down in the pig mine?
You're nearly a laugh, you're nearly a laugh,
but you're really a cry.
Bus stop rat bag, ha ha charade you are.
You fucked up old hag, ha ha charade you are.
You radiate cold shafts of broken glass.
You're nearly a good laugh, almost worth a quick grin.
You like the feel of steel, you're hot stuff with a hat pin,
and good fun with a hand gun.
You're nearly a laugh, you're nearly a laugh,
but you're really a cry.
Hey you, Whitehouse, ha ha charade you are.
You house proud town mouse, ha ha charade you are.
You're trying to keep our feelings off the street,
you're nearly a real treat, all tight lips and cold feet,
and do you feel abused?
You gotta stem the evil tide,
and keep it all on the inside.
Mary, you're nearly a treat, Mary, you're nearly a treat,
but you're really a cry.
71. sharpeidude - September 12, 2007 4:39 PM
I can just see it on Showtime next year.
Kirsty Alley presents a Showtime Original Series; "Fat Pop Star". Starring Britney Spears as a bowl of Cheetos.
72. **FaB** - September 12, 2007 4:43 PM
U suck!
Brit is da best!!!!!
Always n 4ever!
Fuck U!
**FaB**
www.fotolog.com/i_returned__me
fabioulicious@hotmail.com
73. Diamonds - September 12, 2007 4:43 PM
I think its great - shes transcended the "I'm perfect you're not" stage of the faggot MTV crowd.
74. jrzmommy - September 12, 2007 4:44 PM
72--with fans like you who needs the superficial.
75. britfucker - September 12, 2007 4:45 PM
I'd still fuck her for 9 hours, the blast her in the face with my baby batter.
76. BunnyButt - September 12, 2007 4:45 PM
Lola, my Lola is the cutest dog on the planet!
77. GTBurns - September 12, 2007 4:45 PM
Dear Ms. Britney Spears,
I have some constructive critical advice for you, actually this is also for Lindsay Lohan, and Paris Hilton. So if you ever run into them at a club, rehab center or jail you can pass it on to them.
Next time you decide go commando in a short skirt could you use a tampon, because I think seeing a tampon cord hanging out of your honeyslit would just be so hot.
Dear Michael Jackson,
Could you please do something bizarre again? Molest a kid, dangle a baby, just throw us a bone here. Maybe you can stage a comeback yourself at the next VMA's and have your nose fall off. Britney bombed, you need to TOP that.
78. britfucker - September 12, 2007 4:46 PM
I'd still fuck her for 9 hours, then blast her in the face with my baby batter.
79. bonzo420 - September 12, 2007 4:49 PM
munch munch munch munch munch!!
haha!
fist !!
~420~
80. Frick! - September 12, 2007 4:56 PM
hey, do we have a new fish writer? whoever has been writing lately; its been good...like the old days! Keep it up!
81. Britney's Queef - September 12, 2007 4:57 PM
What, y'all? I wuz goooooood at the VMAs! I di'n't even show y'all my poontang, cuz I got CLASS!!! I tried to dance fer y'all best as I cud, but DANG my ass and belly are gittin' HEAVY! Plus I wuz skeered my weeve wuz gunna fly off, dang! Y'all need to shut the fuck up cuz I looked GOOD in my panties and bra! People usually gimme coke or pills for that, and I gave it to y'all for free! Whatcha think "Gimme More" is all about in the first place, y'all??? DAAAAAANG!!"
*FFFFFFFT* (Cheetos-flavored queef)
82. Wicked Wendy - September 12, 2007 5:01 PM
#50-TT......thx now I do too damn it!!!
#57-you make me laugh and giggle...
as for Brit, well.......hmmm......not such a fatty but not close enough to her "fighting" weight.....a lil more to go is all, and please please dear GOD hire a stylist!!!
83. Mista Fista - September 12, 2007 5:19 PM
One word on how Brit can jump start her fizzling career:
GLAMAZONS!
84. igroovin - September 12, 2007 5:21 PM
come on now, she is not fat! wtf is wrong with society? so she's not skinny and anorexic like the rest of hollywood. geez. she looks normal to me.
85. tcidda - September 12, 2007 5:26 PM
fat?that's the least of her problems.try Slut,Skank,Bimbo.she's a multi purpose pig isn't she?
86. WheresMyBong - September 12, 2007 5:45 PM
While I do find Brit to be a pathetic mess, she's not fat. If Brit is fat, then that Hayden chick, that SuperFish won't shut up about, is also fat.
87. SidneyGSpot@yahoo.com - September 12, 2007 6:10 PM
Britney is not fat, but she looked like she had the party pudge. It is when a fit female gains 5-10 pounds (depending on height 5 lbs. for short females and 10 lbs. for tall females). She knew she had to be fit for her show, but decided to party days before her show and eat fast food late at night. Britney was a drunken party pudge mess during her performance.
88. LaDrones - September 12, 2007 6:35 PM
Hey, the camera adds 10 pounds.
89. Hemlock Queen - September 12, 2007 6:43 PM
It's her own fucking fault for not listening to the professional stylists instead of her cokehead friends. Or herself. Corsets hide the fat bitch!
Oh, and this fish post rules! hahahahaha!
90. GTBurns - September 12, 2007 6:45 PM
Maybe next year wacko jacko will make a comeback, he will get on stage and dance to another tired 80's poptune and his nose will fall off.
91. LL - September 12, 2007 6:47 PM
I still don't feel sorry for Britney, but I will say in her defense (very limited, like her IQ or common sense), she's not unlike a lot of American women who think that the more you show, the sexier you are. And before anyone with a penis strains their wrist typing a rebuttal, we know as far as some of you are concerned, it's not possible to show too much. Duly noted.
But I believe Britney is Exhibit A that proves that you CAN show too much, and if how you're showing it is not flattering, you're not doing yourself any favors. I see women all the time just walking around shopping with their asses (sometimes nice-looking, usually not) either hanging out the top or bottom of shorts/skirts or squeezed so tight into too-small clothes that they should have to wear a WARNING: CONTENTS UNDER PRESSURE sign. Or their giant boobs are spilling out of their tops and making them look like they're soliciting for business.
It doesn't help that being an attention whore is now considered acceptable and when you have scumbags like MTV enabling you... MTV claims they were appalled by Britney... Right... Because MTV has nothing but respect for women, you can tell by all their uplifting, educational programming that shows women behaving like rational, responsible adults at all times (not that it's any more respectful of men). MTV sucks balls, they are just as much to blame here as Britney is. And they got the nice bump in the ratings they were looking for. Maybe next year, we'll get to see Lindsay Lohan stumble around on stage completely naked and then choke to death on her own vomit right there.
92. David - September 12, 2007 6:57 PM
Britney is an obese white trash whore!!
93. um - September 12, 2007 7:06 PM
HOLY SHIT BRITNEY IS NOT FAT.
Enough about her already, if everyone just leaves her alone, she'll go away.
NICELY done # 91
and # 92......do you know what obese is? Honestly.
94. bob - September 12, 2007 7:09 PM
70, i love that song except now i'll think of this fatty mcbutterpants every time i hear it now. thanks.
oh & george, stfu!
87, eating fast food late night a few days before does not show up on your body that quickly. it was probably the months of fast food that she's been eating.
95. josephine yong - September 12, 2007 7:22 PM
I think it time for Britney to just some where and get her self together. And I don"t care how long it may take her.Just disappear for a while.She need HELP!Right now she unfit for mother, singing, acting dancing she just cant do it.I think K_Fed should get the kids because , she is a loose canon. Is there anyone out there to help this poor women.
96. SNFU - September 12, 2007 8:09 PM
Donkey Punch - Deluxe.
She has a brilliant future. no, seriously. Ha, I almost typed that without fucking laughing.
97. Dee - September 12, 2007 8:55 PM
She needed to run off stage, she was awful, she's too fat, her hair looked worst than a rag mop, and sing, I never though she could sing, the only things she's good at is being a drunken slut, they need to take her children away, she's is letting the world know, she's not the mothering kind, she's a whore, and she just proved that on stage, what a waste of money, MTV needs to demand she pay them back, they were ripped off!
98. DJV - September 12, 2007 9:26 PM
Will everyone let up on Britney. It's the first time in two years that she has worn underpants.
99. woowoo - September 12, 2007 10:18 PM
"Oh my gah, wuh happened to me? *munch munch munch* Why I look so fat? *munch munch munch* It must be special effects. *munch munch munch* I love Cheetos."
LMFAO
100. FuckingHot - September 12, 2007 10:34 PM
Shut up, she looked FUCKING HOT as hell, and you all know it.
Girls saying otherwise = raging jealous fugly bitches
Guys saying otherwise = gay or huge hypocrites
101. Mr.F is hot - September 12, 2007 11:12 PM
@100 She could look hot if she buckled down and did what she needs to do. Unfortunately, she looks sad. No jealousy here, just pity. I really do feel bad for her. And what kind of parents let their daughter do this to themselves. I don't care if she's 25, they need to help her before she hurts herself or her children.
102. Sara - September 13, 2007 12:18 AM
I don't think she is fat, she is bigger than she use to be before her 2 kids.
No wonder 11 year old girls are having eating problems. If people think Britney is fat and i bet she is a size 6, and the average women size in America is a 12 then those people must be HUGE. She did not do a good job but to say she is fat is crazy!! I am a size 2 and to hear people think she is fat makes me want to loss weight or do something.
103. ninjarobot - September 13, 2007 12:34 AM
i read somewhere that the REAL reason she performed so poorly was that she broke a nail a mere 27 DAYS before the performance.
she was devastated.
needless to say, we should all be understanding.
104. Brooke - September 13, 2007 12:56 AM
BRITT: YOU ARE NOT A FAT PIG BUT YOU ARE NOT THE SKINNY BRITT U USED TO BE EITHER.., HERE'S SOME TIPS FOR YOU: STAY BLONDE..if it weren't for your weave tracks showing at the top of your hair and the roots not matching the blonde extensions, your hair would of looked fine and the color of the extensions were a perfect color for you! YOUR MAKEUP LOOKED GREAT AT THE VMA'S, SO WHOEVER DID IT, DID AN EXCELLENT JOB. Your outfit that you wore at the VMA's was hideous on you. You are still not in good enough shape to be wearing something so revealing. I know you want to be sexy, but honey, you sure didn't look sexy in that outfit, you looked FAT! AND YOUR NOT FAT, You are just not skinny like you used to be. Your legs are a lot bigger and you have a tummy pouch...You have no curvage to your hips. Your figure isn't hour glass it is more like a board, straight up and down. You arms are too flabby, YOU NEED TO GET A BETTER PERSONAL TRAINER RIGHT NOW AND GET IN THE GYM ASAP IF YOU WANT TO WEAR SKIMPY OUTFITS AND HAVE ANY TYPE OF HOPE OF HAVING A COMEBACK. You need to start listening to some stylists instead of your friends. WHOEVER YOU HAVE BEEN GETTING FASHION ADVICE FROM IS MAKING A FOOL OF YOU AND PROBABLY SECRETLY LAUGHING BEHIND YOUR BACK AT YOU FOR LISTENING TO THEM...I think most people want to see you do better and make a good comeback, but you are going to have to make some changes if you EVER want to get back to your old status....You cut everyone out of your life that TRULEY LOVED YOU and were telling you the truth and you didn't want to hear the truth, so you cut them out. IF I WERE YOU AND I CARED ANYTHING AT ALL ABOUT SAVING MY CAREER, THE FIRST THING I'D DO IS RECONCILE WITH MY FAMILY, ESPECIALLY MY MOTHER BECAUSE no one is ever going to care about you and tell you truth like your momma will. As hard as it may be to hear what she is saying, you better take head because if you don't you are going to end up another Hollywood has been like so many others before you. Right now, the papparazzi is still interested in watching you make a fool of yourself and sadly some very sick people like watching you be a trainwreck, but eventually everybody is going to get tired of YOU with the way you are being and you will suddenly disappear from the Hollywood spotlight and no one will care what becomes of you. FAME IS SO FLEATING! Do you even realize that a lot of people think you are going to end up like Anna Nicole Smith, Jonathan Brandis, and River Phoenix? Or even if you don't end up dead, you may end up like the Corey's from the 80's (Corey Fieldman and Corey Haim) or Leif Garret, or Tiffany, Debbie Gibson ect. ,,,the list goes on and on of Hollywood A-list, who were on top of the world and then suddenly they were nobodys....Do you even care? I hope you do because believe it or not you do still have people that love you (even if you did shut them out) and true fans out there and we want to see you do better! I don't know what is going on with you, personally I think you have post partum depression. There are many things that could be making you act like this, for instance, if a doctor perscribed you an anti-depressant that wasn't right for you and it would completley change you into someone else and everyone would notice but you. So, if you have started taking an anti depressant you might want to get the doctor to switch you to another one and FAST. Another reason that a lot of people think is your problem is drugs and alcohol, I really hope not, but if it is then YOU BETTER get into a real treatment program ASAP and I'm not talking about these stupid Hollywood treatments that you go to and are out in 30 to 90 days either, I mean real treatment... I HAVE NO IDEA IF YOU EVEN READ THIS, BUT IF YOU DO THEN PLEASE GET YOURSELF SOME HELP, WHETHER IT BE A NEW STYLIST, A THERAPIST, OR A GOOD REHAB and stop for heaven's sake wearing such skimpy clothes until you are in good enough shape to wear them.
105. acidbrat - September 13, 2007 1:11 AM
Mmmm ... bacon.
Sorry, I was thinking about ACTUAL fat pigs.
106. itspat - September 13, 2007 1:27 AM
Actually the latest from her camp is that Britney was completely freaked out right before she performed because a fan named Brooke talked/shouted at her for about 10 minutes, before being taken away in a straitjacket.
107. ambidextroushandjob - September 13, 2007 1:39 AM
#104 Brooke, I truly don't know which is more frightening - your spelling, the fact that you probably spent a half hour writing that piece of gush, that you called Debbie Gibson a "Hollywood A list celebrity," or that you are delusional enough to think that your pudgy idol will actually read it, smack her head as the light bulb comes on and see the error of her ways.
For Christ's sweet sake, get a grip and a clue and post drivel like this in future on her fan site and spare us all your medical opinions, family counseling tips bad grammar and lengthy repitition. Thanks.
108. PettyPape - September 13, 2007 2:31 AM
#94 & 106: Laughed so hard I cried!
109. IWONKY - September 13, 2007 3:15 AM
Britney's agent - overheard on the phone giving her advice:
"Listen Brit...don't leave town...don't do it....yeah....you do suck everywhere now...that's true....but you need to quit your whining about all the damn things that made your performance suck........the only thing you can do now is make that damn sex tape everyone wants.....that's right.......well hell...I don't care who you do it with....that's your choice.....you're a slut...you can find somebody.....what about that dancer who was behind you.....get him.....or that Chris Angel.....yeah.....yeah, you do look like trailer trash.....but in a good way honey, in a good way...no no no no no, no you're not fat.. c'mon I'd tap that shit myself but my old lady would kill me and you know it......now c'mon baby, do this, do it for me....just think of the money......on your back......yeah....like gimme gimme more, that's right........you could lip synch.....okay, okay.....you don't wanna lipsynch.....you wouldn't have to move alright.......just picture it......just lying there and taking it.......you won't have to dance... or sing.......yeah, you could wear your hats.....yeah, you can have your cheetos.....yeah you can wear your boots......okay......okay....ALRIGHT, you can suck on yr lollipops too................but listen, I think the ones you've been suckin' on are way too little.....right....right.......you need bigger ones...Okay?"
110. igottabeme - September 13, 2007 3:30 AM
#91 - You spoke in complete and logical sentences. Are you sure you're on the right website?
111. ninjarobot - September 13, 2007 3:43 AM
#81.
cheetos- flavored queef?
that is fucking NASTY.
thanks for that imagery.
as if cheetos and britney's vagina weren't disgusting enough as seperate entities.
112. Italian Stallion - September 13, 2007 3:47 AM
The next Anna, hopefully.........
113. IWONKY - September 13, 2007 4:42 AM
I've never been a Brit fan but I have to give credit where it is due. The slave 4 u video is hot, and that's how she needs to be for a comeback. She's not fat, but she was hot looking back then. Compared to that time I can see why people say she's fat, but her downfall is her stupidity, not her weight.
114. joe - September 13, 2007 4:42 AM
Oh no, don't you start too. Whoever you are, you're the funniest author of all the gossip sites. If you were more prolific, I could see you crushing fat, untalented PerezHilton. Anyhoo, please don't say Britney is fat. She has a great body, but has an awful one for that outfit. Clase closed. She never should have worn it in public, but she is only 10 lbs away from wearing it well. It's awfully lazy and untrue of sites like TMZ and Perezhilton to call her fat.
115. babyglyniss - September 13, 2007 5:52 AM
BRITNEY IS A FANTASTIC SOW !
116. Nikky Raney - September 13, 2007 7:09 AM
eh, she's skinnier than most people.
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118. Lindsay - September 13, 2007 8:48 AM
Does anyone know of where I can find the footage of her "performance"? I can't seem to find it anywhere...
119. jack - September 13, 2007 10:26 AM
All people go thru ups and downs. Most people are simply not written about the ups and downs. She has not done anything to you, has she?
120. rolex replica - September 13, 2007 10:33 AM
I think Britney is doing great. She just went thru a divorce and of course that is a very upsetting experience to her. She will come back much stronger in a year or 2 - Madonna also had her setbacks in her career - but every time she came back even better.
Life is not always a pie - and we all know that. Why would anyone expeect Britney to be different from the other 7 billion people on earth?
121. creative chikk - September 13, 2007 12:03 PM
ok #120, what makes her different is she is a celebrity and she apparently doesn't understand the rules associated with this status. You or I could probably pull some of the same stunts she has and who would know or give a crap?? NOBODY that's who. But when you are famous, the price you pay for that privilege (or curse depending on how stupid you are) is the loss of privacy and your every move under the microscope. And when celebrities give the media ammuntion, they should be ready to dodge the bullets. Oh and #107 - Excellent response to #104...I couldn't have said it better....
122. ambidextroushandjob - September 13, 2007 12:19 PM
#121 Thanks CC - I do love her writing that Britty had "better take head."
If Spears reads that you can bet that's the one piece of advice she'd follow!!
123. keekee - September 13, 2007 1:42 PM
Ok so i would like to say that 99% of people are over weight/ obese whatever you want to call it... or like some of the highly educated people say "fat pig". i can guarantee that most of you are obese and unless you are going to post your pics on here... go home.
124. swanny - September 13, 2007 2:33 PM
This video captures Britney's weight http://www.hollywoodsquared.com/videos/britney-spears-vma/
once you watch this you will be scared.
125. Tits McGee - September 13, 2007 2:51 PM
And, you know what? If Brit Brit wants to be loved, she really SHOULD go and work at one of those truck stop strip clubs. Seriously... Think about how much more appreciated she would be there. She could hob-nob with her kind, eat bugles and cheetos from the vending machine, dance lifelessly while she ingests thorazine and valium, and everyone would LOVE her and tell her stuff like, "I've always loved you, Britney Spears... wanna go back to my truck? I have a sleeper in there, and i could show you how much I can worship your body."
It would be friggin AWESOME!
126. gin - September 13, 2007 5:15 PM
She is just saying that because she wants people to feel sorry for her, and
say " Britney is not fat"
She isn't obese but she does have big chunky legs and arms.
it isn't that she is fat, it's just that she looks like a man.
she's very masculine.
127. princelyking - September 14, 2007 8:31 AM
poor girl. had it coming.
OMG have u seen mini britney! HOW COOL! i love midgets.
128. creative chikk - September 14, 2007 10:23 AM
Well ambi, she might want to, but who would take her up on it? Paris? I have to stop thinking about this, because the visual in my head is making me twitch all over. Save me please! Quick give me something else to think about!
129. Michelle Amos - September 14, 2007 10:39 AM
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130. Ryan - September 15, 2007 9:18 PM
She is a sexy mommy! I would kiss and worship at her voluptuous altar. Her feet needs a footstool, and my weak back is perfect for her. She does look thick but still very very hot.
131. Katie - September 17, 2007 10:56 AM
She looked good to have had two kids. And as for her outfit, she's a PERFORMER. Did you see Shakira at last year's VMAs? She was dressed like a slut too. She wasn't fat. After you have two kids, lets see how good you look... I bet you'll never get your "shape" back, if you even had it to begin with.
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Dosen't she has a mirror at home, or she was having loss of memory until she came on stage. These are all publicity stunts to come into talks.
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