Britney Spears given second chance to look ridiculous

Who's she?

first

If she took her clothes of and appeared in films where she gagged on a giant penis until she puked and shed tears, I'd yawn and look at something else...
She's emptied, there's nothing left. Not even Paris Hilton-level of fame left. Nothing.

Anorexic Twins do not approve.

Gimme, gimme more! More Cheetos!

she a whore with tits..

Who airbrushed those abs, Lucasfilm?

I want to say that this is like 3am on a night of drinking but at least drinking starts off nice. This was just like the University of Michigan's season so far.

*shakes head sadly*

i heart making fun of britney:
http://www.itgumbo.com/mumbogumbo/2007/09/main_stream_media_britney_fail.php

Too bad the only difference between the University of Michigan and Britney Spears is that 1. Britney looks a lot better than most people on your campus (Id even go as far to even include pregnant brit) and 2. University of Michigan people are retards while brit is just mildly retarded.

WOOP WOOP
University of Illinois is where its at bitches!

I wonder how many of you assholes will be on her bandwagon when she makes her comeback in twenty years. You know this bitch is ripe for a rags to riches to rags back to riches story.

She is a product of our disgusting society in which parents whore out their children for the sake of a few pieces of gold. It is my suggestion that all members of the Spears family have their sex organs removed immediately before this becomes a longtime family business.

Shit! I Want a Moonman!

What does a black person has to do to get a moonman?

Extra needs to be be cancelled!

I feel really bad for her. I think everyone secretly really wants her to make a comeback. But up on that stage she looks totally "empty". She looks like she's confused, mildly drunk/high or lost it completely. It's sad to because while she was never much of a singer she was always a good performer. If there was one thing she could do it was dance and put on a show, but she can't even seem to get that together anymore. I watched this video and then i watched the video for Slave 4 U and she just doesn't have that spring in her step anymore and she's only in her 20's. I still hope she comeback. They may not be incredibly deep songs or anything but she's put out some catchy stuff to dance to and we all miss it....in secrecy.

*crosses fingers* Pleeeeeease let her think that this is a good idea....

Maybe if she appears on Extra she will have a wardrobe "malfunction". In Brit's case, sadly, it would mean her girdle would break and her huge stomach rolls would come pouring out, complete with french fry grease.

12 c'mon you could do better than that. how about something like 'Michigan only goes down for a season' or 'Britney has more sacks'. There's a lot of potential with that one...

I feel really bad for her. She has so much going for her. Sure, she has made a few mistakes (who hasn't). We have the advantage of not being in the lime light 24/7 with every mistake waved for the world to see. Yes, she could have handled things differently in some cases but she just needs to find her feet again. She needs some stable ground in her life. (and panties)

I know that I wouldn't be able to handle what she has been put through in these past few years. With everything being pasted all over the internet and news.

*now for the flamers*

Dear Me,

Britney has had many chances to right her sinking ship, and just won't. She is her own worst enemy, and her circumstance as rich and famous is no factor in this. Fact is, her money give her more chances to get it together than the avergae person has. And you wouldn't have to handle all the negatve press that Brit got unless you were a stupid as she is. So, if you are, then seek help now.

I'm surprised about the uproar over this performance. It sucked. Britney Spears sucks. She never was a good dancer, she always just barely remembered the words to her songs enough to lip-synch them. Where is the surprise, again?

If she had done this 5 years ago (or however long ago it was when people thought she was hot), people would have literally shit themselves. But now that she's unpopular, people are more willing to see how bad she has always sucked, I guess.

As if all you assholes won't be dying to see her on Extra if it happens. Then again, I'll be watching too cuz I love train wrecks.

http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/15346373.html

kakaka ! her shoes are all broken.

I see things going one of 2 ways: 1) she will either have a total meltdown over this and we wont see or hear anything from her again (ie - mental institution for life or suicide) or 2) she actually realises her entire life is a total mess, admits to herself and the world she needs help, moves away from the spotlight (to a small town somewhere in the US without the ever-present media attention) seeks all the professinal help she needs, gets her shit totally together, gets in shape mentally and physically and THEN tries the comeback route.
Oh who am I kidding... # 2 is a pipedream of the 3 Britney fans left... I've got her on my dead pool listing...

Why does Britney deserve any sympathy? She's not homeless. She doesn't have cancer (as far as we know). She's just not as famous (or, I guess, admired, and isn't it pathetic that she was ever admired) as she once was. Since when does that justify a fucking telethon? MTV hasn't been relevant for at least 10 years, so it's kind of a race to see which has-been is more pathetic in this episode: MTV or Britney. Whatever Britney's selling, no one (except for perverts) is buying anymore. Giving her face time is like handing crack to a junkie. She wants her fame back, dammit! Too bad, Britney. The people have spoken. Go away. We don't want to see your cheap-ass burlesque show anymore. She was always just a couple steps above stripper in the entertainment hierarchy, and now she's not even as good as a stripper act. So stop it. Just stop. Take whatever money you have left and be a used-to-be-famous person. That's more than most of us will ever have, so take it and be gracious about it, you stupid hillbilly. Christ...

Um, weird...she'll probably agree to it, then get drunk and not show up.

#11 LOL LOL LOL

The bottom line is... she HAS no innate creative talent. She is NOT a good singer, by any stretch... her dancing is boring at best... and she couldn't write an interesting lyric if she was paid to.

Even Jewel could pull out an acoustic guitar and sing "Knocking on Heavens Door" or some other 3 chord standard that we would all go "wooo, sparse, edgy... folky...". Britney? Wouldn't even know which end of the guitar to strum. So she uses the only thing she ever really posessed.... her tits. And really, that wasn't so hot.

She was, is, and always will be a creation of a marketing machine that did EVERYTHING for her. When she became a liability to that machine, they dumped the caboose. Any comeback based on HER abilities is going to be embarrassing and sad.

Take your money and run Britney. Stop trying to BE something you're not.

will they give her a chance to redo her hair for the performance? at this point the buzz cut would be better than... whatever you call that thing on her head now.

Maybe Criss Angel can make her perform like a star in one of his magic shows. But she is looking better after having lost kid weight. She should give him the kids and go and party while she can still get it back together. C'mon Brit " One more time"

Britney is an amazing dancer. Her performance just sucked. She WAS an amazing dancer though.

WTF????? Why oh why did they let her open the show??? Did anyone(?) from MTV watch rehersials? This wasn't even close to being able to open the show with a bang..Why didn't they give her a full length mirror to look at herself before taking stage??? Someone HAD to have told her the look she had chosen is for YOUNGer girls and women who have the body for it !!!!!!

As for the "performance", well what can I say? Her heart obviously was not into it....I think they viewing audience has more uncomfortable than Brit appeared...I know I was embarassed for her........

Pull it together girl ! Or your gonna lose your kids and career!

thats the worst weave i have ever seen??.. looks like a blind hooker glued that in for her. And in a close up photo.. shes missing one of her drugstore press on nails!!.. i have no pity though.. she asked for this hot mess!

Maybe it's just me, but she looks hot in the still photos. I didn't see the performance yet, though. Was it really that bad? :(

Britney decided to go out after the VMA's and not wear panties! here are the pics!

http://kiss957.com/pages/jox/munchie.html

post a link to the video in your article, superfisch!

After the past 7 years I had no idea there were any Britney "fans" left...I figured all the stupid, deluded pre-teen idiots that idolized this fool had grown up and found better things to do. But oh well...I was wrong. After all, even Debbie Gibson still has a fan or two kicking around.

It's funny listening to the retard "fans" spewing every excuse they can muster for this empty puppet of a "performer." The best is the "Where is Criss Angel, I thought he would do something magic" crap. Listen up, retards: IF IT TAKES A FUCKING MAGICIAN TO CONVINCE PEOPLE YOU ARE A "MUSICIAN", YOU AREN'T. If Shitney had an ounce of the talent you losers pretend she has, she would not have NEEDED a damned illusionist to spice up her act. Where were her overhyped "vocals" we've been hearing about? I thought she was supposed to be a great singer? Oh right--she lip-synched like Milli Vanilli. Hey I wouldn't be surprised to find out that all her "music" had been done by a "ghost vocalist" in the end.

Britney Spears is what happens when the payola that propped you up as a "star" has gone away. This is the real Britney--a talentless hack who still doesn't realise that she was used by the music industry as a sock puppet. Someday Justin Timberfuck is going to have the same "deer in headlights" look when all his payola has gone to prop up some other made-in-a-boardroom "music star."

But anyway--I am encouraged by all this. I think this is the beginning of the end for the Mickey Mouse Club idiots playing at being "musicians" (and that goes for Dumbass Timberfuck too). And even larger, I think that people have finally had ENOUGH of this rap/shit-hop garbage appearing year after year on this travesty of an awards show. I look forward to someone physically smacking that crown of P.Dumbass' Kashmir-wrecking head.

Sooner or later, we are gonna take that wax back and restore real music to it's rightful place--right on top of the smoking ruins of MTV.

Here's the youtube link to the video if anybody's interested. Yes. its bad.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIc0XUS3uxE&NR=1

I love that she's so together she even took the time to make sure she had her arm pits shaven and all her nails on! Look at the first pic, her ring finger on her right hand is missing the fakey! Nice Brit!

Seriously though, she looks pretty good given that she's had two kids.
Her performance sucks, but she looks better than she has in a while.

#25
nicely said.

the whole thing was just awkward.
let's just all move on and pretend like it never happened...

ps.
is she seriously wearing blue contacts?
as though we haven't seen her before with brown eyes?

pps.
i ♥ the fro chick groping her leg in pic 3
i think she is only there to make brit look better.
uh... almost.
but still not working.

ppps.
the playboy tummy ring is like the cheery on top of the whore sunday.

*cherry

damn

Britney: hmm, well, that didn't go well...to the afterparties to celebrate!

Assistant: here's your outfit...hey, aren't you going to put on any underwear? You know, to avoid any further incidents?

Britney: No way - I didn't get anything out of the VMA awards, so maybe I'll win something from the VaJayJay awards!

wokka wokka wokka! I'm here all night, folks - be sure to tip your waitress!

VaJayJay awards...new internet startup? Hmm...

if you look closley to the side of her stomach near her back theres a scar that goes all the way down it looks like a line. its her liposuction scar

Fat, fat, fat, ... Shitney is.

Gay, gay, gay, ... I am.

Deal.

Smart move by EXTRA. Going for the ratings just like MTV. They could care less if Brit-for-brains pulled it off. I'm sure they'd actually prefer if she didn't, it'd make a better story! Think about it though, Britney in their small studio, dancing/stumbling and lipsyncing/whatever the fuck you call it with a handfull of dancers..... Halfway through the song one of the four camera men would start laughing out loud and Brit-head would storm off like ashley simpson times 10. The news is out too. All over the place. TMZ had the first trainwreck report at 9pm last night and now it's everywhere, even in the REAL news! Here's my prediction..... Britbreath will pull an Owen Wilson and go for the sympathy suicide attempt. You heard it here first folks!!!!

I have better things to do than watch the VMA awards, but I really feel sorry for anyone that had to watch the Britney performance on HDTV. I'm sure that her voice would bust my expensive hearing aids, and I also don't want to go blind from the sight of her acting like an ass. In fact, that should be her next gig - -Britney and a Donkey. Yep, sounds good to me.

I bet the cute gay guy behind her in the first picture had to go home after the show and take a bath in antibacterial gel.

Man, everyone is so harsh. You might be overlooking greatness. Only a few major highlight include:
1. Fishnets had no visible holes
2. Undergarments in place
3. No Spears/Federline children or puppies put in danger (don't quote me on this)
4. Crazy cowboy boots nowhere in sight
5. 9 out of 10 fake nails ain't bad y'all

I checked out the vid on YouTube. The YouTubers are saying that Sarah Silverman said some unkind things about her kids. What did she say?

who is surprised Shitme blew it? Par-tayin' for the week before, she's in total denial. You'd have to be more retard than Shitme to think she was gonna pull it off, and there sure-as-shit are some insane fans out there.

#19 "Brit made a few mistakes" and the fucking Titanic was a minor boating incident, right?

FIRST OFF. She isn't fat. Not even. AND she's a mom of two. So her body has absolutely nothing to do with how badly she blew this performance. I watched it on youtube, for I do not watch ANYTHING that comes on the pathetic excuse for a music station we call MTV. She tried to make a comeback, and it failed. Alright Britney, why don't you go home and focus on those two little boys you so loosley call your sons

Don't worry guys, Brit's fine and it was all a joke. The real come-back will be next week. Thanks for all your support Y'ALL!!!!

She's a sad story. Now that she's starting to realize what a marketing gimmick she has been, and that she has no actual talent, she's falling apart in front of us. The girl is hurtling toward suicide, and we should probably knock this shit off before she offs herself. Otherwise, we'll all be a part of her tragedy, and all partly responsible.

Heh heh heh. Just kidding. Hey, Britney, now that your fans have outgrown you, there's a great career for you in porn. We'll watch you queef and get your bukkake on for a year or two, then you can complete the downhill slide and hang yourself in your single wide trailer.

I'm a straight guy and I can tell those are some really horrible hair extensions. How can someone with her money constantly appear in public looking like trailer park trash?

So what's the over/under on how long before she either OD's or goes back to rehab?

Sweetie, U have a beautiful voice...if album after album there's a distinct similiarity, THEN IT MUST BE GENUINE! :) Britney, U were nervous...& prob. tired from the previous nite...it's all good & well...be prepared next time! I must here this sing sang live...ur voice IS TOO BEAUTIFUL2not be heard...that's what got u in the door2begin with!!!!! Luv ya'4eva'!

"Darth Hater"?

a straight guy???

nfw, dude...nfw.

not that there's anything wrong with that...

Actually #51....I just spotted a possible fishnet hole. Look at pic #3....all the way up by her panties. There's something there...looks like a hole...

Speaking of.......how many times is she going to wear fishnets?!?!?! Does she really have to wear them so often? She probably thinks that they make her thighs look thinner....

She looks fine on youtube but of course that's small grainy and goes down with a few beers like a cheap strip club.

Brit is now ready to work most of the mediocre strip clubs in America.

I honestly do not hink she looks bad! I wonder what the fuss over

can anyone see she's burned out! fuck, i can't wait to see any of you burn out ,except none of you have done anything at all in your entire life except find out ways to fuck your credit (ot someone you once liked or kind of cared about))to get the next best thing by the next great face.I don't thiink shes's talented at all. She should have done whats right. Whats right you may ask? How about talent, actual fucking talent.(Just in case, It's that feeling you get when someone does something great without wearing it!) Look i love art, most of the time because it 's done different, like someone with a brain.(feist, maybe) I hate everything this woman represents, but i feel bad for her, mostly because i keep hearing all these people who (luckily kept there problems hidden)talikng shit. Has anyone with self esteem ever used the tactics she has? I f you have, sorry.(by the way, fuck you) I hear Hulk Hogans daughter is available.

i thought i would elaberate on the feist thing. since music is the subject of this great comment sheat, i thought maybe an ideal musical artist should be brought up,there's propably others ,but just in case this panel isn't completely being paid off by wal -mart, they don't include FAITH HILL or the DIXIE CHICKS!

#57 - because she is true, and genuine, (pronounced gin-u-whine) trailer park trash. And all the money in the world can't take that away from her.

" I really glad she wore her some damn underwear...," said the whole world.

(To be read in the voice of Gollum)
Ah HaH!!!, my evil plan is working...and breaking Litney's heel was my crowning touch...hahah...and nooooo one would ever suspect those lollipops are fake! Hahahaha, she doesn't even know how to wear underwear now because I hynotized her to think she doesn't need them! She was such an easy target...and now I will declare my desire to spawn...

Yeah, I wanna be pregnant too, wink,
(Mmmm, perhaps the little one will inherit her eye)

anyone wanna see just how pathetic some of her fans are? check this out:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=kHmvkRoEowc

#66, I'm tearing up...and not I can't see at all!

Correction
#66, I'm tearing up...and NOW I can't see at all!

#12 - What the fuck are you cheerleading about? USC owns your shithole school and Michigan! WOOP WOOP on that biatch!

MISSING A NAIL. HOW REDNECK IS THAT. ROFL hahahah

Well at least, it can't be worse...

(on top of soapbox)

I don't understand why anyone in their right mind would cut off long hair to wear those extensions or whatever that was. What could be wrong with dealing with your choice and wearing your own short hair? If she wore her own shorter hair, or even went bald again, it would look much better than her hair shooting out like a plague over the top of those badly matched extensions. She still has a pretty face, she is not fat and she looks fine when she covers up her C-section scar. Her trashy quest is derivative but she has managed to take it to all new lows. She has a self-destructive streak and really, really (really) bad taste in men and doesn't seem to grasp that she is someone's mother, and with all the crotch shots, naturally people have lost respect for her.

(Sorry, not intentionally meant to offend anyone named soapbox)

#70 - It's the nail she uses to pick Cheetos out of her teeth.

shame

while her performance was sad, i'm sick of everyone saying she's fat. she's not fat. sure she's not the 18 hot britney but still, she's NOT FAT.
dumb, yes
fat? no

i was wondering which dancer is the next k-fed to fuck her over.

wow, the thing that stands out the most about her performance is: she's fat.

Maybe I'm going blind, but I actually think she looks pretty good (compared to her usual trailer-trash look). Maybe a few margheritas (sic) work like makeup on her???

21: "literally shit themselves"? Get some grammar lessons, you fuckwitted retard.

36 / Blubbo Teh Clown: Christ, you really need some help. Take deep breaths and remind yourself that this shit is NOT IMPORTANT. And stop eating Cheetos.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
PLEASE STAND FOR: THIS GENERATION'S ELVIS!!!!!!!
(uh...minus the voice, the presence, and talent in general)

:)

I saw back fat !!!!!!!

What is in the suckers she is always eating?

oh, wait.

I think it's the suger.

Fat is the new thin.

We all know now she is not using Meth.....

FIRST

Yep......still fat.

.

I just want to kneed your gunt with my toes.

I'm pissed because She had a chance to Rock That Shit and she Blew it.

I mean when your planning a come back, you need to eat sleep and breath that routine.

I'm so diassappointed

Ugly piece of trash.

It's all Justin's fault.

You understand that right!

As soon as Justin broke up with Brit she went on a trail of self destruction.

I got a fever. The only prescription is more cowbell.

Maybe that is what her hung-over, fat ass, yesterdays's news could have used.

I feel bad for the girl.

Never thought I'd care less.

But she has become such an embarrasment to herself, I can't not feel bad for her.

She used to be so professional

She was just the 'sweet' 'virgin' who could really put on great performances.

I probably would never have admitted that before.

She had something. She knew how to play it up to the camera. Facial expressions and strong routines.

There's just no going back. We've all seen this crazy side for too long. Even if she did pick herself up - which I REALLY hope she does - I doubt anyone can ever look at her the same. She can never go back to being 'Britney Spears'.

*SOB**

*SOB*

Britney Spears is no longer.

#90

I love it.

More cowbell is what that song could have used.

I loved when her extensions got caught in her fake eyelashes.

emily - September 10, 2007 6:38 PM

I feel really bad for her. I think everyone secretly really wants her to make a comeback. But up on that stage she looks totally "empty". She looks like she's confused, mildly drunk/high or lost it completely. It's sad to because while she was never much of a singer she was always a good performer. If there was one thing she could do it was dance and put on a show, but she can't even seem to get that together anymore. I watched this video and then i watched the video for Slave 4 U and she just doesn't have that spring in her step anymore and she's only in her 20's. I still hope she comeback. They may not be incredibly deep songs or anything but she's put out some catchy stuff to dance to and we all miss it....in secrecy.

Nicely said.

I feel that way. The only thing is, I don't think I can ever look at her in the same way. Even if she did pull of something close to the old days.

She's gone on this over-dramatised spiral for way too long... and unfortunately, it has tainted her image and that carries over to her routines.. no matter how spectacular they might one day be.

I wish she could pick herself up.

So we can see her on Oprah, explaining how horrible her life was, and how she managed to find the 'light'

You can see fat at wal-mart at 3am, THAT is not fat. What is she 120? you can't look good in societies eyes unless your on deaths door.

I can't wait for the suicide! Vicodin and voddy (vodka) perhaps? Just the thought of her cold corpse being dragged out of that mansion of hers makes me all giddy inside. Bye Bye Titney! No one will miss you, fatty McWaddles.

After marrying Fedex and making babies with him, she is already brain dead.

It would be doubly cool if she took the kids with her. Super News Day!

RIGHT ON!

hey Annie Rexia stop being so agressive towards Britney. Your empty life wont change if she dies or something like that. I thought your comment was disgusting. I know that Britney is falling apart, but wishing her to die is the worst( and cruel) thing i read until now...Please calm down!

102. My life is only as empty as your head, sweets.

Listen, the sad truth of it all is.....

She's rich. She can make a living off of acting like trailer trash, all the while waddling those thick legs to the bank to cash in while we schlep off to work every day dreaming of a 5% raise and extra week of vacation.

*cries*

No way is she 120 lbs. She looks about 135-140 lbs. I am 132 lbs and I look smaller than her. She is not fat at all. She should have not worn that outfit. It is too small on her. She needs to wear clothesthat fit her body and stop dressing how she did 10 years when her body was awesome. Her performance sucked big time.

You know whats better than watching a train wreck? WATCHING TWO TRAIN WRECKS! I say...GO FOR IT BRIT BRIT!

Wow! You can get five percent? I only got like 2.4 percent last year.

I am still dry heaving from that performance. I never thought she was talented; now she is full blown hideous. There are no redeeming qualities unless you count her money.
That stocky oaf needs a major time out. She was never a great singer and the dancing was always robotic... now!
Could someone at least make a citizen's arrest with all the indecent exposure? If a man exposes himself it is a criminal offense, she is spreading herself nationally.
Time out. Someone go de-louse that mess. Shave her head again, diet, exercise, bath, get some medication.

She's flushing her life down the toilet and heading for rock bottom...now you know her offspring are going to be messed up...and I don't think she's done. She's young yet and sure to continue to spill her seed and add to her brood. Ever notice how she drags her anal glands all over car seats and barstools to leave her putrid scent?..and no underwear insures her secretions hit their mark.

It's too late. She blew it. Going on a third-rate entertainment program is not going to help. Extra surely does not have the viewing audience that MTV VMAs had. In front of her music peers and the world, she blew it. So what if she couldn't do her overproduced magic show...at least kill the choreography on stage like it was your last night to dance...that is what a real professional would do. "The Show Must Go On". However, Britney has proven not to be a mature 26 year old mother of two who can be a shrewd, witty business woman (like Madonna, her idol), but a trainwreck, spoiled brat who reportedly refuses to listen to anyone's advice. Her career will be over sooner than later.

That song couold have used some more cowbell...I have a fever for the bell

If only most of america could look so good after 2 kids. She needs help...again, like most americans. She is the perfect US Ambassador, 2 kids, 1/2 looped, Bi-Sexual, likes to be naked, likes to have sex, did I mention 1/2 looped?

GET OVER YOURSELF'S, SELF-RIGHTEOUS "PERFECT" ASSHOLES!

LAY OFF!

What is 1/2 looped?

I'm a "SELF-RIGHTEOUS "PERFECT" ASSHOLE."

However, do not know what you are attempting to say.

Good luck with your GED this fall.

I hate how people say she looks better than 99% of America. Please. I know tons of mothers who have 3 or 4 kids and they look just as good as Britney. Heck, I have a 2 year old and I look pretty good. She is a mother of 2 kids she should not be wearing that shit.

Preface: Britney Spears is not the most talented singer out there by any stretch of the imagination. But......

This is not her fault. She's just a naive, uneducated bumpkin who hit it big against the odds. After all, there are more talented girls living in obscurity all over the world.

No, the train wreck Britney Spears has become is the fault of her management and to a lesser extent, her family.

Someone who supposedly has her best interests in mind, would stop her from doing all these career wrecking moves. They would keep her in the studio, keep her practicing dance routines, hire a 24/7 stylist, a nutritionist and chef. They would have thrown her ass in rehab and left her there until she was detoxed and then kept her there a little longer for good measure. They would have taken a hit out on Ferderline, or if they didn't want to go to that extreme, they should have at least bought him off. They would have kept her bumpkin relatives in line and stopped the mooching.

Take any young, stupid girl from Dogpatch, USA and set her down in the middle of Los Angeles with millions of dollars and the same thing will happen.

Therefore, she isn't special. Just the victim of poor, stupid management.

Oh yeah, she's the victim of poor managment, allright........her own.

I'm pretty sure she's missing 1-3 of her fake nails, also...

#113 - America. "Looped" means crazy.

Too bad you are a "SELF-RIGHTEOUS "PERFECT" ASSHOLE," you may have had something clever and brilliant to say.

Love you Brit,

I did. Good luck with your GED classes.

However, I am sure you will disappoint your family ONCE again.

Oh, and try not to abbreviate what you write. It makes you look ignorant.

(She is the perfect US Ambassador, 2 kids, 1/2 looped, Bi-Sexual, likes to be naked, likes to have sex, did I mention 1/2 looped?)

Good luck, I am sure you will need it.

I for one have always hated Britney Spears' "music", her manufactured sound and
trying-too-hard "sexiness". She comes off as a sweet, dumb country girl who got in way over her head with this whole fame thing, dumber than a bag of hammers and so other people had to run her career, because she sure as hell didn't know what she was doing. Now people have grown tired of her, and rightly so. Her kind of schtick gets old after a while, and with no talent to back up her massive fame, what is supposed to do with herself?

That being said, that performance she gave was an absolute abomination, and she should be embarassed. Not because she looked fat, because she didn't. I mean, that outfit did nothing for her twice-pregnant bod, but still, that wasn't the problem. The problem was that she looked like she was hammered, high, not fully awake, or a combination of the three. No excitement
there, not one sign from her that she gets it, this is her BUSINESS, and she'd
better get out there and work it with everything she's got. It was, quite frankly, embarassing to watch her get outclassed by a bunch of backup dancers, for Christ's sake. And I don't buy the whole excuse that she lip synchs because she dances. Lots of people dance around when they sing, or move around the stage and still manage to sing. She lip synchs because without studio equipment manipulating her voice to make it sound different, she wouldn't sound any better than the drunks down at the hotel on karaoke night. And my ears were bleeding, that song was that bad.

Britney Spears isn't a musician. What she is exactly, I don't know. But if the stories are true about her messing around with ecstasy, cocaine and heroin are true, bombing on stage at an awards show and having a failing career are actually the least of her problems. I have to wonder-isn't there anybody in this girl's life who is willing to call her on her bullshit ways and stick by her while she gets the help she needs to put her life back together? If she keeps this
nonsense up, those two little boys are going to be without a mother, because she's going to wind up taking a dirt nap before too much longer, and even though she comes across as an idiot, I don't want to see that happen.

Ok, first of all - I'm just checking...Britney Spears is rich - is she not?
Because she sure doesn't look rich. I've seen people who would considered "poor" with better hair extensions than this!
And you would think when she was making her big "comeback performance" she'd maybe take a couple minutes and get that pesky little fingernail of hers fixed, cuz you know - she wouldn't WANT to look trashy on live national television, would she??? Hmmm...

The insanity plea doesn't work on child custody cases Brit... sorry :P

p.s - check out picture number 3 - even her background dancer thinks she's a Loser - lol

Gee, I wonder what is in thoses suckers??????

Also, why is the trurth not being told about the head shaving incident? I would guess Kevin was going to have a hair sample taken to see what drugs she is currently taking.

Golly, I bet he would know best.

Just my opinion.

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okay .. seriously .. she's not what you'd say fat, she's not model-anorexic skinny, no.

but she is somebody's mom .. and she needs to stop being such a whore. stupid whore.

she really is a whore, but .. cmon .. okay she's got some chub on her but she's not your aunt's daughter.

and she can't sing .. she can moan like a goat, but singing? that's a definate no.

that little whore.

Omg!? Was She Pregnant when she went up on stage like that?

I would be ashamed to be her child

Omg!? Was She Pregnant when she went up on stage like that?

I would be ashamed to be her child