Sep 10 2007Britney Spears disappoints at VMAs – gasp!
Britney Spears gave her “comeback” performance at the MTV Video Music Awards on Sunday night. MTV had threatened to pull the plug if Britney didn’t behave over the weekend in Las Vegas. Obviously MTV chose not to cancel because they love ratings music so much. NY Daily News reports:
“Britney knows she's on thin ice. When they agreed to the performance, they sat her down and told her she should not be going out, and instead focus on rehearsing and resting,” an insider said. “She seemed to be thankful and appreciative for the chance, but who knows with her? MTV made it clear that her usual behavior will not be tolerated.”
Britney clearly heeded the warning - and spent the entire weekend partying :
The pop tart was spotted sipping a frozen margarita before her VMA rehearsal Friday. Then Spears showed up at Snoop Dogg's bash at Body English in the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino about 1 a.m. yesterday in a cute, black strapless dress. She had her people immediately call man-of-the-moment Criss Angel to meet her, sources said. Spears has denied the two are dating.One source said, “She's totally phoning this in. She doesn't seem to care how this goes. She's been drinking a bunch and not putting her all into rehearsing.”
Supposedly Criss Angel was consulted about adding magic to the performance. What magic was that? The off-rhythm dancing? The fishnet stockings whose strength suggest a Kryptonian origin? Or maybe it was dark magic that struck fear into those who looked too closely. Christ, 50 Cent has been shot nine times and was scared shitless sitting in the front row. He’s probably been up all night, clutching his blanket in fear that the Jiggly Girl will sloppily dance out of the closet at any second. God knows I was. I kept a Big Mac on my nightstand so I could distract her with it and make my getaway.
Video of Britney Spears' VMA performance as well as a ton more pictures after the jump.

Reader Comments
1. I'm Awesome - September 10, 2007 9:31 AM
IT SUCKED BIG TIME AS USUAL FOR BRITNEY SPEARS
2. xoxo - September 10, 2007 9:31 AM
Fristers suck.
3. Hotyute - September 10, 2007 9:33 AM
Honestly, I have never seen a beached whale trying to return to sea. Nevertheless, this was one of thee most painful things I have ever watched, and i have seen a lot of shit.
Like
Oceanic
Killer
Mammal
Lip syncing
To
Tide...
4. second - September 10, 2007 9:33 AM
wasn't that what we expect?!
it's britney(,bitch!)
5. shnoobie - September 10, 2007 9:33 AM
that was so sad. i actually felt sorry for her
6. I'm Awesome - September 10, 2007 9:34 AM
and the whole award show sucked!!! Only Alicia Keys did good. where are the good old VMA's with Pearl Jam, Nirvana, RATM, Guns N Roses, or the controversial Marylin Manson? those where the days for the VMA's!!
7. WAFN - September 10, 2007 9:35 AM
LMAO, i'm glad im not the only one who noticed 50's reaction. That song was horrible! VMAs were pretty bad, except for chris brown/rhiana and then end.
8. havoc - September 10, 2007 9:36 AM
Thankfully.....I missed the entire show.
Oh, she's fat.
.
9. RapKilledMTV - September 10, 2007 9:36 AM
The awards have sucked since RAP/Hip-Hop has forced it's influence into ever aspect of MTV.
Rap, like it's artists turn everything they touch into a turd puddle.
10. Texas Tranny - September 10, 2007 9:38 AM
LOL
But, I do love the outfit, perfect for a drag-queen.
11. Jenna - September 10, 2007 9:38 AM
Her dancing resembled that of a 6th grade girl at a back-to-school dance.
12. ember - September 10, 2007 9:39 AM
It's sad, because she used to be a fantastic dancer and gave a good show, even if her music was always mediocre.
She just looked like a scared child who wasn't sure if she knew the next move or not.
13. Trixie - September 10, 2007 9:41 AM
MTV stopped being relavent years ago. Jessica and Ashley Simpson had held them hostage and nobody knew why. I couldnt even turn on MTV without one of their shows on. Onto Britney: I am so GLAD she bombed. When will the media, and other idiots out there stop applauding the likes of Britney and let's say, Janet Jackson, for lipsynching. The only reason there are fucking 200 people onstage with these no talent has beens is to distract people from their own lack of talent. Britney Spears deserves this. maybe she should go into porn.
14. Rob - September 10, 2007 9:41 AM
Watch the recorded performance with the volume turned down and play Metallica's Sanitarium. It's eerie how well the two go together...
Sleep, my friend, and you will see
That dream is my reality
They keep me locked up in this cage
Can't they see it's why my brain says “rage”
Build my fear of what's out there
Cannot breathe the open air
Whisper things into my brain
Assuring me that I'm insane
No more can they keep us in
Listen, damn it, we will win
They see it right, they see it well
But they think this saves us from our hell
Fear of living on
Natives getting restless now
Mutiny in the air
Got some death to do
Yep...that's her alright...
15. Infonistacrat - September 10, 2007 9:41 AM
OH.MY.GOD. That was pretty damn bad. I told my wife during the debacle that it looked like some fat chick doing an awful imitation of Britney Spears.
To all you people who still believe that she would be ok, this one should pretty much seal the deal. Stick a fork in that career, IT'S OVER BABY!
16. djthecat - September 10, 2007 9:45 AM
She seemed high to me...
17. Brock Landers - September 10, 2007 9:46 AM
Well,
She certainly looked better than she has in years which obviously isn't saying much. I'm willing to give her another year to see if she can make it all the way back.
18. Blubbo Teh Clown - September 10, 2007 9:47 AM
I think everyone is missing the point with her "performance." People keep saying how bad her lip-synching was...why the hell are we even discussing that? Remember Milli Vanilli? They got CRUCIFIED over their fake-assed lip-synching. One of them even committed suicide. Everyone was outraged and pissed off at them.
So why the hell is it acceptable for this Mickey Mouse Club phony to get on stage and do the same thing? Why the hell is MTV giving her a CHANCE to resurrect her fake-assed "lip synching" career? No one is outraged?
Stupid choreographed dance crap, headsets and lip-synching is NOT music. To hell with MTV for even giving this cow a chance...they continue to piss on real musicians who would love to have a chance to make a name for themselves.
19. Alex - September 10, 2007 9:48 AM
suicide is a potential cure to her disease...the woman lost her shape, her moves and finally her mind.
20. Erinibop - September 10, 2007 9:48 AM
Uh... you could see where her REAL hair ends and the blonde extensions begin! If she's looking to revamp her image, opposed to trying to get back her "innocence" by pulling a Courtney-Love-in-a-baby-doll-dress-abused-child look, she should just go Susan Powter on us like she did a few months ago while trying to fight off photographers via umbrella/lesbo-style.
21. Annie Rexia - September 10, 2007 9:48 AM
Her camp is already making up excuses using Sarah Silverman as the asshole that fucked up her performance. Rally grasping at straws. With all the shit people are saying about her, she's going to freak about one little comment Sarah makes? give me a break. She just stunk up the room. Plain and simple. She is over. It is done.
the heavens have blessed us, and finally put HER out of OUR misery.
22. Jess - September 10, 2007 9:49 AM
I love the song. But she really needs to do some practicing. And for fucks sake, I could put together a better show then that with my Pomeranian jumping for attention. It looked like she was a little drunk.
23. Aja - September 10, 2007 9:50 AM
it's not like she was ever a great singer. And I don't think she looks that fat. what should she weigh, 80 lbs.? WTF do you all look like?
24. theoriginalmilf - September 10, 2007 9:51 AM
Gotta love those rappers and singers in the audience...they were looking like, "Gosh damn, tell me again, why am I supposed to be clapping for this lame ass bitch?
25. Leigh - September 10, 2007 9:51 AM
um... milli vanili never actual sang any of there songs... they were lip syncing to OTHER PEOPLES voices not there own... not like we wouldn't all be thankful if someone else sang for Britney.
26. Leah - September 10, 2007 9:52 AM
I was watching it going: "Is this funny or sad? funny? sad? funny??? sad?????"
I made this online comic to try to make it funny, but it's still kinda sad:
http://www.itgumbo.com/mumbogumbo/2007/09/main_stream_media_britney_fail.php
27. Faggot - September 10, 2007 9:52 AM
Frist!
Dude, if you listen to Snoop's songs, take anything from The Doggfather, you just know Britney's the type of bitch Snoop makes fun of.
28. Jonathan - September 10, 2007 9:53 AM
That was awful. Just plain awful. I had read the reports, seen a few pictures, but nothing prepared me for just how bland the whole thing was as broadcast. I'd feel sad, but she's not a singer, she's supposed to be an entertainer. There was no entertaining in that entire "performance." She put no feeling at all into it.
She should go back to doing coke so she can drop the rest of the baby fat.
29. Annie Rexia - September 10, 2007 9:53 AM
Or US out of HER misery. whichever way works.
30. FACE - September 10, 2007 9:54 AM
I would still kill it - she is a white trash piece of ass.
31. Chivas Regal - September 10, 2007 9:54 AM
She's not fat you dimwitted fucks!
What do you want? Your women to have manly six packs? Bunch of puffs!!!
32. @23 - September 10, 2007 9:55 AM
I take it your a chubber?
33. eMM - September 10, 2007 9:55 AM
One of her nails is missing and in a couple pics she appears to have some sort of sore on her mouth.
:(
w.t.f.
34. Frick! - September 10, 2007 9:56 AM
Yippeee! Does this mean she'll be out of the spot light for good now??? ...damn, one could hope. Gimme No more!
35. eeek - September 10, 2007 9:56 AM
theblemish put up this video alongside her old VMA performance with the snake...WOW. big difference. i had forgotten she actually used to be hot. really really really terrible performance, i almost felt bad for watching
36. chitty chitty - September 10, 2007 9:56 AM
i haven't watched the VMA's since high school but the only thing that made this years decent was the "suite" performances. the folks who got to attend foo fighters had a wayyyyyyy better time than anyone at the main show. it just sucks that MTV didn't show more of the suite shows.
that being said, i give brit 2 thumbs up for some hot ass boots. everything else was a hot mess. mismatch extensions that sean p and jayden probably glued in for her as a craft project. the cheetos filled bloated gut that she was too valiumed out to suck in. the lethargic moves like she was constipated and the shitty lip sync. it was hilarious watching the faces of other artists during her "metldown version 6.0.
37. dirtchicken - September 10, 2007 9:57 AM
@30 - For sure. I dunno what it is, but I'd hit the shit out of that skank.
38. Jac - September 10, 2007 9:59 AM
If it was the Sarah Silverman comment she should have killed instead of flopped. Proved her wrong, proved everyone wrong! I was so angry that she fucked it up. Actually angry cause she used to be fucking amazing, even if she didn't sing live, her performances killed!!
39. Luiza Roberta (from Brazil) - September 10, 2007 10:00 AM
TERRIBLE!!!
She´s a FREAK of NATURE!!!
... Fat, bored, unhappy, ugly, BAD BAD BAD singer, stupid girl, poor rich girl, Brit Bitch please go back to your home take care your boys!!!
40. @31 - September 10, 2007 10:00 AM
u r a fat fuck too!
41. Danklin24 - September 10, 2007 10:01 AM
I kept a Big Mac on my nightstand so I could distract her with it and make my getaway.
Rofl that was pretty damn funny.
42. I'm Awesome - September 10, 2007 10:02 AM
MTV IS OFFICIALLY DEAD!! the only good thing about MTV nowadays is MTV2
43. OkieHeather - September 10, 2007 10:03 AM
First: She is NOT fat. For fuck's sake.
Second: It was not that bad, she's always done the lip-synch thing. ALWAYS. Its nothing new. Most pop tarts these days do. They're studio musicians. I'll take a real band playing real instruments singing for real anytime over that crap.
Third: MTV will continue to put acts like Brit Brit on stage because that's what their little 12 and 13 year old tweeny-bopper audience devours.
Fourth: Don't count Brit Brit out yet.
44. britcrit - September 10, 2007 10:04 AM
You gotta admit, she looks way better here than she does out on the street when left to her own devices. I don't really think she looks fat, though her arms are totally pudgy.
45. Faggot - September 10, 2007 10:04 AM
I haven't read any of the comments yet, but, wow! Britney's performance was AWESOME! I really enjoyed the song, the stage, her lipsynching, and she wasn't TOO repulsive to look at. It was GREAT!!!! Good song, good choreography.
46. Kasey - September 10, 2007 10:04 AM
In the picture where her hear is every where...like she's spinning, you can see that one of her fake nails fell off =(
She's one unfortunate woman.
47. Catherine - September 10, 2007 10:04 AM
not even going to mention the hair, but if you look at these pictures, you can see she's even missing a fake nail on her right hand. sloppy much? maybe she forgot this was a performance
48. JohnnyMak - September 10, 2007 10:06 AM
It was a pretty jaw droppingly bad "performance", but I don't know where all this shit about her being fat is coming from. Oh yeah...I remember...the fags.
I thought her body was good. She was slow seemingly because it liked she was high or drunk or didn't get enough sleep or something. But her body wasn't fat.
Fucking white people...
49. run and tell that - September 10, 2007 10:07 AM
in pic #11, it looks like the heel on brit's left boot is about to abandon her. oh, the pressure.
50. James - September 10, 2007 10:09 AM
Agreed, she's not fat. If I didn't know her other pics and behavior I'd even say that she looks hot.
51. whatever - September 10, 2007 10:13 AM
like, most of the gossips are about her...
boy, she's just like 26...
52. \?/ - September 10, 2007 10:15 AM
Britney Spears isn't fat and she is most likely in better shape than the people on here who are calling her fat. She was much more comely, in better shape, and slimmer than Sarah Silverman last night. Once again, if you have been to any major American city or any American city, you would realize that hardly anyone is in shape. If Britney Spears is considered fat, that would mean that 95% of Americans must be fat instead of the purported 65%. Granted, her performance wasn't great, but she did make an attempt.
53. Chivas Regal - September 10, 2007 10:15 AM
Well I guess all you dicks saying she's fat prefer the Posh Spice skinny Tranny look!!!
Admit it you all love a bit of tranny!!! I'm so glad we Brits got rid of her to the Yanks!!!
So what do you want? a 5 stone women with big fake tits that look like half a football each(thats a soccer ball to the Yanks)?
Might as well just have a blow up doll!
54. toolboy - September 10, 2007 10:16 AM
If you superglued my nuts to a cannon ball and shot it into the VMA's during Brittney's performance, I would have waited until she had left the stage before I retrieved my aching sack.
55. shanon - September 10, 2007 10:16 AM
For fucks sakes leave the girl alone. She is only human afterall, and obviously ill and you people out there just love bringing her down even more. How would you feel if that was you or someone you loved and whole world was doing this? She didn't fucking kill anyone. Give her break for christ sakes!
56. haha - September 10, 2007 10:17 AM
I agree with Chivas regal! Britney is NOT fat, not at all. You horrible bastards
57. Texas Tranny - September 10, 2007 10:17 AM
@53.............and what's wrong with Trannies? Personally I love the look.
Tee Hee
58. veggi - September 10, 2007 10:19 AM
OK. I actually feel bad for her. That was fucking TERRIBLE!!!!! I have better drunken dance-off's in my living room.
59. KittyCarlisle - September 10, 2007 10:19 AM
She looked absolutely PATHETIC.
She looked drunk or on pills or something. Slow, sloppy, nasty....I don't know how anyone could enjoy watching a fucked-up tart stroll around in her undies.
60. Chivas Regal - September 10, 2007 10:21 AM
@57, nothing is wrong with Trannies if a tranny is what you are after! But these idiot make out that a perfect woman(and not a tranny) looks like a tranny!
61. p911gt10c - September 10, 2007 10:21 AM
forget the VMA's, you want to be entertained, go watch the Brit Awards. The UK people know what the fuck is up when it comes to music.
62. Allison from Canadaland - September 10, 2007 10:22 AM
I feel sorry for the male back-up "dancer" who had to grope this ape's boobs. Also, she is starting to resemble a snickers bar. I remember back in the day when Britney's first album came out, I thought she was great..then I hit puberty. I have to take a shower now and bleach my eyes. I feel dirty just saying her name.
Best "Y'all,"
Al.
63. Luiza Roberta (from Brazil) - September 10, 2007 10:22 AM
SHEET MTV!!!
SHEET VMA!!!
SHEET American´s Singers and Artist (nowadays)!!!
SHEET Brit. BITCH!!!
SHEET Black Music (Rap)!!!
SHEET Celebrities!!!
... But the U.S.A. is a WONDERFUL country, I agree!!!
CHANGE the people, DIE the sheets, or got to REHAB like: Amy Winehouse, Brit. Bitch, Lindsay Lohan, and others!!!
64. buns - September 10, 2007 10:22 AM
I noticed that her eyes seemed dead, no spark or life in them. Possibly high or she's just given up. I think her parents should take some accountability for the messed up person she is. She's been doing this her entire life and I think it must be a pretty empty life. Too bad she can't see that she has two little people who really need her so she could at least have some love in her life.
65. Lurline - September 10, 2007 10:23 AM
It wasn't all bad......... her backup dancers were AWESOME!
66. SaucyOne - September 10, 2007 10:25 AM
What happened? She was always an awful singer but she at least used to be a good dancer. I know she only used to follow someone else's moves but still, this performance looked like something I'd see at an amateur talent show.
She's not fat (I mean if we saw her walking down the street she'd look fine) but this outfit does not flatter her figure. AT ALL. If she was wearing the leather pants that her dancers had on, she would've probably looked great. Instead, it was just sad.
67. Barry LeFarge - September 10, 2007 10:25 AM
This isn't much of a shock.
68. Allison from Canadaland - September 10, 2007 10:26 AM
PS. I agree with 61. The Brits rock! It's all I listen to, and I highly recommend all music from across the pond. Also, check out the Canadian Indie music scene, you shall not be disappointed.
69. music?? - September 10, 2007 10:26 AM
Shanon, shut the fuck up really. I wouldnt let someone I loved get up and make a complete ass of themselves first of all. Dont feel sorry for this girl. She just brings this shit on herself and keeps making it even worse by doing the stupid ass shit she does.
MTV sucks altogether. People should not be allowed to make a joke of music.. it's so sad.
70. vegasbaby - September 10, 2007 10:27 AM
Me thinks she forgot to shave her armpits. :(
71. Texas Tranny - September 10, 2007 10:27 AM
@58 Veggi,
Now I'd love to see that, do you dance-around-in-your-underpants?
72. jojo - September 10, 2007 10:28 AM
Did anybody notice her dancers are a lot heavier then she is? I wonder if that was done on purpose to try and make Britney look thinner. They do those tricks you know. I personally didn't think Britney looked as bad as I expected her to look after all the bad photos of her the last year, so I guess in comparison, she looked better. But her music has always sucked so it was just more of the same thing. And who cares about the dancing. A lot of great singers don't dance and sing at the same time! Unfortunitely for her though, that use to be the only thing she was good at.
73. free sample - September 10, 2007 10:29 AM
Free those Willys!
74. deedee - September 10, 2007 10:30 AM
#58 Who doesn't?
75. Faggot - September 10, 2007 10:30 AM
54 TOOLBOY that's the funniest thing I've heard all day. Congrats!
76. Faggot - September 10, 2007 10:33 AM
Pic #1
"C'mere you pig! I'm a make you squeel like a piggy. Daddy's drunk and he wants to feel your Picaju."
77. havoc - September 10, 2007 10:33 AM
Its funny to see fat people hopping around.
Only she wasn't hopping.....
.
78. John Hauck - September 10, 2007 10:34 AM
Is there really anyone over 12 years old who thinks she is a great performer? Did anyone notice that someone had to help her up and down during her dance(?)? I guess I am old.
79. Anon - September 10, 2007 10:34 AM
Look. She is not fat, but she is definitely chubby. I believe that if you are not toned and taut, you really have no business dressing in a bra and panty set gyrating on stage like you're hot shit. She could have done herself a favor and covered her gut, worn a skirt, and had better extensions put in.
And I definitely look MUCH better than her, so don't throw out the "You are probably fat" comment back. For a 26 year old who used to be hot, she is nothing like her old self.
80. Guy - September 10, 2007 10:37 AM
Her FACE looks OK but her body still needs work on it.
The music was, meh.
I think that kind of music is dead now. The youth are into greenday, avril lavignes fake punk vibe or rap.
81. crash bang - September 10, 2007 10:38 AM
"People keep saying how bad her lip-synching was...why the hell are we even discussing that? Remember Milli Vanilli?"
sorry if someone has already touched on this, but britney and all the other pop-tarts lip-synch their own songs. milli vanilli pretended to lip-synch songs that they did not actually sing
82. p911gt10c - September 10, 2007 10:39 AM
#68, where you from Allison? I'm in Calgary.
83. Beaver - September 10, 2007 10:39 AM
MTV has a video music awards show? I didn't realize they still played music videos on that channel! ;-) Yeah Britney's pretty much a fatty with no talent -- who let her corpulent ass out of Criss Angel's sphincter?
84. Tatiana - September 10, 2007 10:40 AM
She's not fat, guys. But indeed, that outfit is not the best for her body shape.
I'd say "She should have some common sense and wear something that doesn't make her look fat", but hey... Britney Spears with common sense? Unreal.
Anyway, I feel sorry for her. And for MTV. For the rappers, too. No, actually, I feel sorry for everyone who has watched the video.
85. yukadoozer - September 10, 2007 10:40 AM
fattyfatty2x4 can't move on the dance floor. Back to the bayou, Bitch.
86. Lexoka - September 10, 2007 10:41 AM
The music sucks, and she can't dance --- although the 6-inch heels probably didn't help. But she apparently lost some weight and looks kinda good, here.
87. Judgey McJudgerson - September 10, 2007 10:42 AM
The point is not that she's "fat." The point is that by Hollywood standards, she has too much flab to be parading around in her underwear (that's what that is, right?) in front of millions of people.
On that note, is it supposed to be sexy that she's not wearing much clothing? Because I think we've all seen Britney's hooha enough times that it wouldn't phase us if she had been completely naked out there. I guess I just don't get how we're supposed to consider this woman sexy after all the trashy, crazy things we've seen her do.
That said, she does look better than she has been looking - just a little lost. Maybe she's wondering where that fake nail went...
88. blueberry - September 10, 2007 10:43 AM
geeez...that's a really hard song!How could she remembered the lyrics???It was like "gimme gimme more...". what was next??oh, that's right..."gimme more"!that must have been exausting for her...
89. Ravage - September 10, 2007 10:43 AM
Such a strange feeling last night watching her. (and not that tingly in the pants feeling)
I think everyone had this hope that she could pull herself out of this "Thing" she has gotten into and we could see her return to something less .... Trailer Park?
Nope it was a complete train wreck.
Bad enough she decided to lipsync the song, but she wasnt even close to it. She didnt look like she cared or knew the words to it. At one point it looked like she was singing "Old Mc Donald, I am cow..."
I dont think there was any dancing by her.. more like walking off beat to the song. At first it looked more like a drunken stumble.
Finally, I dont care if she was "Fat" we have all been looking at pictures of her over the last couple of months, even up to the last few days... we saw what she has been looking like. Did we realy expect some miracle change? Obviously she has had no mirrors around her when practicing, getting dressed, partying, or smoking crack, if she had there is no way a sane person would have worn the outfit she did. (Sorry I did actually use sane while talking about her in the same sentance.)
By the way sorry for the crack comment... if she would have been on crack she would be much thinner.
On a good note, last night Sean Preston, her son, said his first words last night. "Mommy's a drunk ho".
MTV = DEAD
VMAs = DEAD
BRITS CAREER = DEAD
Can we move on now?
90. Faggot - September 10, 2007 10:44 AM
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John Krazinski? BJ Novak? Greg Daniels?
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You heard it here first folks, Faggot puts his left nut on the line, says that it's John Krazinski.
91. yooperdavey - September 10, 2007 10:47 AM
Granted I was a huge Britney fan and am still holding onto whatever glimmer of hope that is left, I really didn't think it was that bad. I mean, I would like to see anyone else that has had two kids in two years and drinks and parties as much as she does look like that. It's obviously not her A game, but I think she gave it a good shot. All in all, i don't think it was that bad. I was expecting much much worse.
92. FromOutOfNoWhere - September 10, 2007 10:47 AM
The performance (singing and dancing) sucked, but that aside Brittney is so freaking hot in that outfit. Did you check out that pic where she's showing how fine her rear end is. Man I needed a cold shower after that. This base has got it in all the right places on that body.
93. Sirya - September 10, 2007 10:47 AM
Ehm, isn't it time for a big reality check for B?
94. Andie - September 10, 2007 10:47 AM
jojo, I noticed that too!
You know what though?
She's not fat. hse has had two kids and looks healthy. I think most users here calling her fat have just been brainwashed into liking girls who look like 10 yr old boys.
But, she IS a tool.
95. happyhandsclub - September 10, 2007 10:48 AM
Since when did strutting back and forth across a stage become dancing? Anyone with absolutely NO dance training can do that.
For those of you STILL defending her...SHUT UP! She IS fat and she IS a waste. If someone's body is not perfect (hers), they shouldn't be wearing the outfit she was wearing.
Plus her extentions looked like hell.
96. Zoostation - September 10, 2007 10:49 AM
Sad. Just sad.
97. FromOutOfNoWhere - September 10, 2007 10:50 AM
The performance (singing and dancing) sucked, but that aside Brittney is so freaking hot in that outfit. Did you check out that pic where she's showing how fine her rear end is. Man I needed a cold shower after that. This babe has got it in all the right places on that body.
98. mererere - September 10, 2007 10:50 AM
@54 hahahahahahhahaha - NICE
99. tatianalensky - September 10, 2007 10:53 AM
she's not fat. Sure, she's been slimmer. But that's not the issue. Who gives a fuck about her bad or good extensions or her blingy bikini. Bottom line - she was there to perform - but she sucked. I mean, she didn't dance - she stumbled around the stage. It was pathetic. The expressions on her face were like - 'wtf am I doing here? Get me outta here"
100. ravage - September 10, 2007 10:54 AM
I was checking out the pictures again. (its ok I havent eatten breakfest yet)
Did you notice that she had the wireless mic and headset she had on. Why in the hell would you need that if you are going to lipsync?
I figured it out!!
She wasnt lipsyncing the song, since her rapidly declining career is going down the toilet, she was just practicing for her next career. Taking orders back at McDonalds Drive thru!!
"Would yall like some Fries with that?"
101. zuzuspetals - September 10, 2007 10:54 AM
I think she looked fabulous. And the song is great.
102. yikes - September 10, 2007 10:56 AM
she never had too much talent but a great figure..now it looks like she can fart with the big boys.....
103. Al Hamilton - September 10, 2007 10:56 AM
Now, I'm not one to defend Britney normally, but when I watched this I couldn't help but notice that she seemed to be unable to walk/dance in those boots. Imagine standing in front of such a huge audience and being expected to dance with a 5 inch heel coming off. Clearly, there were some major problems all around with this performance, including Brit's late night drinking binges, but I'd certainly fire the wardrobe person. Her hair looked terrible, a nail fell off and her boots were defective. Brit never actually had talent. It was always about the skill of her handlers. This just reveals how influencial those who pull the strings behind the scenes really are.
104. corey - September 10, 2007 10:57 AM
Britney Spears, You have just gone and blown and any future you had in the music buisness.You not only embarrassed yourself last night with that ridiculous performance.You gave a huge smack in the face to the real artist out their struggling to make it.You had absolutely know buisness performing last night.The britney spears from a few years back would be truley disgusted with what happend lst night,You once were the biggest star around,but now your just a joke.Britney you have tarnished your once amazing career.Its over britney take what ever dignity you have left and bow out gracefuly retire,and move away from L.A to a nice little town and live a normal life because britney your done
105. gingin - September 10, 2007 10:57 AM
she would look fine-if she were just "playing" the young mother of 2 children who needs to trim up a bit more from baby-fat time, but as a featured performer prancing around in her underwear?? ugh. enuf, already, of this pathetic woman. doesn't anyone love her enuf to tell her how humiliating her behavior and performances are? her own maternal instincts seem to be pretty thin, so maybe those of her mother are, too. sad. if anyone ever needed some tough love, this is the girl.
106. chelsea - September 10, 2007 10:57 AM
It wasn't any worse than her previous VMA performances, she just didn't have any pythons or Madonnas to distract the audience. Sure, she's too fat for that skanky outfit but considering she had two kids I think she looked ok. She looked a lot better than usual.
107. *** - September 10, 2007 10:57 AM
It's Britney-Bitch!
Did she forget to pack her Outfit? Is that why she is on stage in her underwear?
108. mayle - September 10, 2007 11:00 AM
What a shame, I was really hoping she'd redeem herself... Now I just feel really bad for the girl. She has no self-confidence and she frankly doesn't give a shit about anything. She didn't even try to lip synch let alone dance at the same time. And on top of all that, her face kind of resembles Carrot Top in some of the photos. Oh well, I'm still rooting for her though.
109. MTVs Blow - September 10, 2007 11:01 AM
didn't watch. didn't care. still don't care.
Brit looks good for a mommy of two. Not good for someone wearing the clothes she is. Seriously, she needs to stop the drinking, get fit and tight like Madonna, then try coming back when she looks as good as she used to. Her music was always second to her looks and bod, and now she does not have that going for her. Get her on some meds and lets see her get it together enough to not be some delusional.
110. *** - September 10, 2007 11:01 AM
those poor dancers have to TOUCH her! I just hope she pays them extra for that!
111. sea - September 10, 2007 11:04 AM
Was she wearing two bras to push up her boobs so far they would be out further than the beer pudge? I'm assuming that was he point. Otherwise, she's an idiot.
Oh wait. I guess you can have it both ways.
112. scottl - September 10, 2007 11:05 AM
She looked fine to me
113. Abygail - September 10, 2007 11:07 AM
I don't know why you people feel bad for her at all. She's making these choices for herself no one is forcing her to go out partying all the time no one is pulling her leg to be there. I just hate people who are basically handed oppurtunity after oppurtunity and just piss them away, act like they don't give a fuck, and than you want us to feel bad for them? Please. There are people out there who would die for the chance to have what people have been trying to give Britney. She's just an unappreciative bitch who deserves all the bad things that have happened to her only because she caused them herself.
114. veggi - September 10, 2007 11:07 AM
NO! It was NOT good. I am the MOST uncoordinated person EVER, and I could have done that better. drunk. on roller skates. blind folded.
115. ph7 - September 10, 2007 11:07 AM
Boy, she is looking more and more like an Arkansas hillbilly every day.
Sooooo-ieeeeee
116. wedgeone - September 10, 2007 11:08 AM
Meh. I'm not impressed by harsh comments from hypocrites. Most of the commenters here are fatter than Britney. Don't every bother to argue (in make-believe e-world), you know I'm right (in the real world).
117. LadyJane - September 10, 2007 11:08 AM
I farted and it smelled just like her performance.
118. me - September 10, 2007 11:10 AM
Note to Brit: Sometimes less IS more. So yeah, gimme more.
119. Texas Tranny - September 10, 2007 11:11 AM
LadyJane.............LOL
I think I love you.
120. vixen - September 10, 2007 11:14 AM
Yeahh that was just so sad. I feel sorry for her.
121. zenia - September 10, 2007 11:15 AM
the main thing isn't that we are makung fun of her becuase she's fat or whatever...it's because this bitch gets paids millions of dollars and hundreds of thousands of dollars for pitiful performances and club openings...she is a washed up has been ...give the new people with real talent a chance. oh and her hair was disgusting...try to be a professional instead of some white trash ho..but maybe that's too much to ask of Britney, y'all
122. Jimbo - September 10, 2007 11:15 AM
@117 You are mistaken LadyJane. Your fart smelled much better than Britney's performance
123. steve-o - September 10, 2007 11:15 AM
sarah silverman sucks
124. LadyJane - September 10, 2007 11:16 AM
Thanks, Texas Tranny, I love me too.
125. NH - September 10, 2007 11:19 AM
Actually she looks good and the hair is perfect. You guys just like to trash other people, because you don't have mirrors at home. That's the painful truth
126. Britney is not fat! Just Flab! - September 10, 2007 11:19 AM
mkay. Britney Spears is not fat, she is just flabby for hollywood. Plus she used to be a sex-symbol so people require more from her. She isn't in that bad of shape for a regular woman, but for someone who is in show buisness...she looked sick, drunk, lathargic. Pretty much what people say here.
Her performence was ok at first, then in the end she crashed. Don't count her out yet, she should just disappear from public eyes for about 4-5 months get in shape, counseling. and be happy.
As with her kids she has nannies to take care of her kids! she doesn't need to be with them at this point! Its not like children at that young age tell the difference between a nanny or a mother. cept breast milk.
127. Lindsay - September 10, 2007 11:22 AM
Gugh! Everytime Britney flipped her hair or turned around, a little piece of me died... Why didn't she pull her hair back or ask someone else (besides her boys) to attach the extensions?
128. beverly penn - September 10, 2007 11:22 AM
Yep, only Alicia Keyes - she rocked. Britney - it was sad, when the cameras panned the audience it was even sadder.
129. @101/97 - September 10, 2007 11:24 AM
101? God, people like you really piss me off! Assholes like you is why this goddam country is falling apart! fine? Good? So goddam glad you settle in to mediocrity so easily. Christ! That performance wasn't even mediocre, it was fucking awful! I bet getting D's in school is fine and dating some jobless loser off the street is good with you? People like you make me want to puke.
97? Bet you're into pregnant chicks. fucking loser!
130. Noelle - September 10, 2007 11:27 AM
omg... that was horrible... couldn't stop laughing. There were times she just stopped lip synching all together. This girl needs to face reality... she's washed up... drop the singing and go find something else to do! Stop trying to punish the masses!!!
131. Moopie - September 10, 2007 11:28 AM
Pic 13. Do I spy a Tara Reid tummy?
132. happyhandsclub - September 10, 2007 11:30 AM
It's pretty pathetic that someone can be that fat after getting lipo. Can you imagine how fat she really would be if she didn't get lipo?
Putting the horrible "performance" aside, the song was one of the worst songs I ever heard in my life. Could it get any more simple and repetitive? I could not imagine having that song play in my house or in my car and enjoy it. Who really listens to that kind of music anyway?
133. Jess - September 10, 2007 11:30 AM
Christina is 5 months pregnant and her gut is smaller.
134. Kelly - September 10, 2007 11:30 AM
One quote comes to mind after watching this performance. It's from the movie "Hope Floats", when Justin says to Birdee:
"You used to be so bodacious, Birdee. What happened to you?"
Now, don't get me wrong....I don't agree with everyone who keeps saying Britney's fat. She's not as thin as she used to be, but she certainly doesn't qualify or deserve being told she is fat...she's far from it. The fact is that she just doesn't seem to care. The girl makes $700,000 a month and pays $25,000 a night for her hotel suite but apparently won't fork out money for a top hair stylist. There's no reason for her hair to look so shitty. Did she weave that herself before the show?
You know what she should have done? She should have removed the extensions and punked out her short hair ALA Madonna circa "La Isla Bonita". That would have been far more effective in a positive way.
Why is her career over? Because this was an incredible opportunity for her to take this hideous life of hers and turn it around and she took it for granted. She clearly didn't rehearse. She clearly didn't even TRY to dance or sing. She partied every night despite her promises to MTV to take this seriously. She just doesn't have any life in her. Her eyes are dead...look at her "Slave For You" performance and then look at this....it's like she's had the life sucked out of her. The only thing I know of that can take the life out of a person like that is tranquilizers or some other kind of prescribed drug....years ago Stevie Nicks said that her addiction to cocaine did not ruin her career because she could still work....it was her addiction to Klonopin that ruined her career because it zapped the life out of her and took away all her energy.
Assuming her money is invested and she's able to continue making a living on the interest of her investments, Britney needs to buy a farm somewhere in Louisiana and raise her boys there and call it a day. Her 15 minutes are up.
135. Captain Cock - September 10, 2007 11:33 AM
The song was pretty good and 50 Cent was just looking at all the women. These people are champions 'cause they are pulling down the money while you sneak peeks at the superficial on the public computer terminal at the post office you work in. Why don't you get behind the counter and service the customers you lazy losers?
136. Bugman4045 - September 10, 2007 11:37 AM
"31. Chivas Regal - September 10, 2007 9:54 AM
She's not fat you dimwitted fucks!"
Look, when you jump around on stage in (essentially) a bikini, you better have some distinction among the measurements of your bust, waist, and hips!
Brit is barrel shaped.
Also, tattooing little crosses at the edges of your C-section doesn't make it sexy.
137. fdsj - September 10, 2007 11:38 AM
the guy whose crotch she grabs is hot
138. Alex H - September 10, 2007 11:42 AM
that was terrible! she didn't even put any effort in!!
139. mrs.t - September 10, 2007 11:44 AM
Ouch. That made me really sad. Like watching Anna Nicole Smith stumble around on stage.
140. swan - September 10, 2007 11:46 AM
A while back I posted and said she should just retire, live off of the interest ($) and just fucking relax! Have a good time with the kids, do yoga, be a mom and just enjoy it! How hard is that? She doesn't look like her old self and shouldn't be trottin around in undies on stage on national/international TV but she looks really good for a mom who had two kids in under two years. She should use that as a positive and start dressing sleek and stylish and just give up the bubble pop tart career. Just have short hair and get a cute cut....people would be more excited about her shedding the pop tart image and becoming a unique authentic person and changing her life than this junk. Too many people here are getting mad about her being fat...I see it as her not being HAPPY or in the right field anymore. NOBODY with kids should sing about that stuff or dress like that.
We don't need another Madonna...i wish she would quit, too. Even though she is skinny, she still SUCKS big time.
LETS BRING REAL MUSIC BACK, I've had enough SEXY.
141. jugger - September 10, 2007 11:46 AM
gawd, she'll probably go off the deep end...even more...now. What a mess I foresee a lame attempted suicide soon from her, but then Criss Angel will magically heal her wounds thus saving Britney for her Vegas comeback with Celine Dion.
142. Chivas Regal - September 10, 2007 11:47 AM
Most Etheopians are fat by Hollywood standards! Lets face facts, all you people saying she's fat like little boy bodies on women!!!
Yet the fact is most of you are Yanks who are the fattest people in the world! Infact as you were typing how 'fat' Britney is you were all proberbly slurping on a Gallon size coke to wash down the 12 double cheeseburgers (one for each chin)
You've just been brainwashed to think fake is good!, yeah maybe you put a man on the moon but no other fucker was trying!!! We Brits didn't try cus there was no-one there to conquer!
143. Nina - September 10, 2007 11:49 AM
Look at any other celebrity who has had a kid and who is older than Shitney with just as much, maybe less, money. They're back to their pre-pregnancy weight and mindset. NOT THAT I THINK THESE PEOPLE ARE TALENTED OR GOOD LOOKING but these people look like they did BEFORE SHITTING OUT kids and they are older: Jennifer Garner, Gwen Stefani, Maggie Gyllenhaul, Kerri Russel, etc. They were in shape before just like this idiot and managed to get it back but why cant this hag get it together? She's got the money and the time, she's just lazy and that post-pardom depression/ bi-polar disorder is taking over... someone should tell her that the way to control that is the correct prescription drugs, not Xanex, Coke or Red Bull and Vodka
144. Riotboy - September 10, 2007 11:49 AM
That performance made my eyes sad.
/"I'm Britney, bitch!"
145. YouRang - September 10, 2007 11:49 AM
I heard that wasn't even Britney Spears. It was just some look alike MTV found early Sunday. They taught her to sing and dance because Britney was all fucked up and vomiting, pissing, and shitting herself in a ditch somewhere.
It's hard to feel sorry for some talentless white trash jackass, that's worth a couple hundred million dollars because they were chosen to be the marketing product of some predatory record label that preys on the stupidity of US teenagers.
146. Phy - September 10, 2007 11:49 AM
Dear Superficial:
Thank you! Now my mental dictionary has a visual definition for the word "tawdry".
147. JoeRod - September 10, 2007 11:52 AM
I actually had to cringe when I watched this. Who is she trying to be now? I can't figure out who's career has went down faster. Michael Vick or Britney Spears? At least Michael Vick will make a comeback!
148. Nina - September 10, 2007 11:52 AM
She's not fat, she's just thicker some how and needs to tighten up. No matter how much exercising she does I don't think that ass or thighs will get smaller; sure she was built like a footfall player to begin with, with that thick nect and shoulders but didn't the lower half seem to get just thicker after kid 2? God, I never want a kid if it turns my body into a runningback!
149. VIVAMEXICOCABRONES - September 10, 2007 11:53 AM
I'm sorry.. but the Sarah Silverman commentary was, actually, AFTER her performance.. it's soooooo stupid to blame her.. FACE IT, IDIOTS, BRITNEY IS DONE and OVER!
150. Niamh - September 10, 2007 11:54 AM
HATERS!!! i mean like she is just sooo fat rite? Like totally obese? i have never seen anyone that fat before!! She needs to get herself onto a pro ana site with the rest of you perfect people!! Man it must be hard being as perfect as all of you!!
151. swan - September 10, 2007 11:55 AM
@ 126
Kids "at this age" certainly DO know the difference between their mother and a NANNY. Jesus Christ, have you ever read a book? Those two kids are going to be so fucked just on the crappy treatment they have had so far. There is something called "attachment." If you do not establish a good attachment to your child and vice- versa your child will actually be more insecure and have deeper emotional problems as a result. THAT IS WHY THERE Are sooo many fucked up people on the planet! Cuz dumb asses like you think it's ok to leave a baby with whomever and not the baby's own parent, shove a bottle in it's mouth and leave it in a crib for hours while it cries! I was a nanny...it's a bad situation when a parent leaves an infant with someone else for days on end....NOT good.
152. lambman - September 10, 2007 11:56 AM
Honestly, she was hardly the wrost thing about that tavisty of an award show. The whole things was a mess from start to finish, and there were MANY moments more cringe worthy.
yeah, it was half-assed at best, but the rest of the show seemed to be put together by a retarded monkey with add
153. shanipie - September 10, 2007 11:56 AM
Yes, its all Sarah Silverman's fault.
Funny, I thought we were done blaming the jews for everything.
Brit Brit (shakes a finger in disapproval)
154. lambman - September 10, 2007 11:57 AM
ps she's not FAT in the general sense she is just WAY TOO FAT FOR THAT OUTFIT
155. Sassy - September 10, 2007 11:58 AM
Her performance was great. By great I mean bad. By bad I mean shitty. By shitty, I mean fucked up.
156. Dep - September 10, 2007 11:59 AM
I hate to admit she doesn't look horrible there....but is it too much to ask after lip syncing the whole song for them to turn the microphone on at the end when she says "Thank you" ?????
157. Gringer76 - September 10, 2007 12:00 PM
I'm too lazy this morning to read all the comments, but did anyone else notice in the pics that one of her fake nails is missing? Just goes to show how professional this gal is..."Tacky Bee-dazzled bikini? CHECK! Bra strap showing? CHECK! Missing acrylic nail? CHECK! Hey ya'll, I'm ready now! Let's get this party started, ya'll!"
After all, she is from Louisiana! Yup, the redneck in her showed last night.
158. Nina - September 10, 2007 12:01 PM
Ok, for all tose idiots who are defeding her because of fat comments how about this:
She's a bad parent, always out w/o kids, if she's around them she's a danger (cigarettes near their heads) there's no way you can justify a lit ciggie near a kids head unless you're just as white trash as she is and this is your "lifestyle" and how you were brought up.
How many chances are you people going to give this trainwreck? You're probably just as deranged as she is and lead misearable lives because you allow people to walk all over you by telling yourself "it's just one, two.... twenty mistakes, they'll come out of it" just like you do with your thoughts on this morons "career comeback"
I can't stand people who make excuses for actions that COMPETENT people know are unprofessional, dangerous, selfish, or just plain crazy
159. ogirlie - September 10, 2007 12:01 PM
Why is she still around? Horrible dancing, fat, careless, high/drunk and lame all around. Bring on some real talent, please!
160. jess - September 10, 2007 12:03 PM
its like she just walked on stage and said "yeah i'll do this, why not" she had no pop! it was like 3 minutes of her just wondering around the stage. probably looking for cheetos.
161. Ruff - September 10, 2007 12:03 PM
Does she a have a serious boot addiction or what?
It may be time for an intervention.
162. Nina - September 10, 2007 12:04 PM
@159, unfortunally MTV thinks talent involves remakes of Michael Jackson songs and Boy Bands corroborating songs with "rappers" who can't "rap" the whole song and let the audience take over every few words
163. jt - September 10, 2007 12:06 PM
oh. my. god
164. Nina - September 10, 2007 12:06 PM
My favorite part was the stumble about 20 seconds into the performance,
"Do I go left, do I go right? What were they telling me in rehersal after I had my 5th stiff drink and Criss Angel's dick in my ass?"
165. PrettyBaby - September 10, 2007 12:08 PM
My two cents for those who are DYING to know...
She looked heavy... I mean yeah she isn't obese or anything, but her choice of outfits was a fucking trainwreck, not only that... she was slow, clumsy and dull looking. Think back a few years, she used to be an excellent dancer. It was very, very bad and pathetic and she DID look too plump.
166. jugger - September 10, 2007 12:09 PM
Man it must be hard being as perfect as all of you!!
150. Niamh - September 10, 2007 11:54 AM
===============
Not really, but it definitely would be for you.
...actually make that impossible, crist even I'm left in awe at my awesomeness.
167. Dr. Phil - September 10, 2007 12:10 PM
To all the bitter fat girls:
So about 10 years ago you walked into the living room and caught your boyfriend masturbating to a Britney Spears video. She crashed and burned 3 years ago, and you've been beating the dead horse ever since. It's time to grow up, move on, get a new boyfriend, and try to accept yourself for who you are - not thin, not pretty, not successful, but maybe ok in some ways that a few people might find worthwhile. Stop binging on the bitterness. It's only making you look childish and ugly.
168. PrettyBaby - September 10, 2007 12:12 PM
I will say one other thing ... I thought her skin looked very good and clear and her makeup was good.
*ducks tomatoes thrown by evil Superfish folks*
169. squirlgal1 - September 10, 2007 12:14 PM
She has enough money, rather than actually perform, she should have hired a Britney look-a-like from one of those Las Vegas shows to do it for her.
170. Stomach Crunches are A Girl's Best Friend - September 10, 2007 12:14 PM
She's not fat, but bitch needs to hit the gym. It's as simple as that. People don't pay her to "sing." You could run your nails across a chalk board for a similar effect. People paid tickets for her shows because she was a great performer and because her body was amazing. Well let's see, floundering across the floor and looking like you're in dire need of an ab roller don't fit that bill. (And please stop with the two kids defense. Cindy Crawford's old ass is nearly two times Brit Brit's age and still manages to keep her shit together.)
I manage to drag ass to the gym three times a week and dance classes on Saturday and I work a 9 to 5. This heifer gets paids millions and has access to nothing but time and the best trainers money can buy. She's got no excuse.
171. FatIsRelative - September 10, 2007 12:15 PM
Okay, so maybe she's not mordibly obese (which most of us equate "fat" to) but she definitely didn't have the body of a pop-star who has more than enough time and money to have the body of a goddess (circa 2000). She is FAT compared to the likes of Megan Fox, Rihanna, and Nicole Scherzinger and the pre-K-Fed Britney Spears.
There's no reason she should be scantly-clad on stage.
Correction, there's no reason she should be on stage, period.
p.s. Did anyone else see 50 Cent's or Chris Brown's facial expressions during the performance? PRICELESS!!!
172. shadty - September 10, 2007 12:22 PM
i actually felt bad for her it was soo horrible
173. shadty - September 10, 2007 12:24 PM
also the whole show sucked ass fall out boy winning best group LMAO wow the whole thing was just awkward
174. AJ - September 10, 2007 12:24 PM
What the FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU DUMB FUCKS?
WHY ARE YOU CALLING HER FAT, BEACHED WHALE... ETC.?
I love to see you ugly pieces of shit pop out 2 kids and then look like this LESS than a year later. She looked the best she's looked in 3 years and you all are just so fucking hateful you won't see it. What does she have to do? Go down to Mary Kate Olsen standards so then you can call her too skinny?
Exactly what's wrong with America and what's made Britney crazy, because nothing she does will ever be good enough. Too bad all of you aren't under the spotlight 24/7 and judged frequently.
OH MY GOD!?? SHE DRANK A MARGARITA!??!? JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! 26 YEAR OLD WOMEN SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED TO DRINK ALCOHOL!
And also, you dumb fucks who keep bringing up the expressions of 50 CENT, I guess you were all too fucking blind to see that they had annoying strippers dancing ontop of most of the tables, including 50 Cents. 50 was looking up at them because they were probably swinging their legs right in his face. At no point was his unhappy expression directed towards Britney.
I love how people just read certain things and then just exaggerate them horribly when they're not even true.
Sure, Britney lip synced and wasn't great at dancing, but she looked good. If she is fat, then I guarantee 75% of you lame fucks are about to die of obesity.
175. Nina - September 10, 2007 12:28 PM
#174 refer to #134, 158, 164, 171,
176. sono879 - September 10, 2007 12:32 PM
WOW! For the first time I actually felt bad for Britney Spears. Sure she has always lipsynched but I remeber when she used to be a great performer and was much more confident. Aside from the fact that she is a little crazy I remember when people used to love her performances. I think its sad that because her life turned out the way it did and shes not exactly in the best shape people hate her now. MTV just invited her so people could make fun of her. Those comments about her being fat, shes a grown woman for christs sake you can't expect her to be eighteen forever. Oh and Sarah Silverman acted like a total bitch.
177. mabbo - September 10, 2007 12:32 PM
That outfit is the exact same outfit Madonna wore during her opening numbers in her Girlie Show Tour! So many things wrong with this performance I don't know where to begin. Mainly, it was Brit that was off the mark. The choreography was boring and she just didn't deliver. Secondly, the song itself should have been mixed better for the performance...and most importantly, Brit should have had her mic on and sang at least some of the song live. How many more chances will she get? MTV execs must be pissed.
178. jrzmommy - September 10, 2007 12:37 PM
About 50 Cent - be careful when trying to interpret his facial expressions. For example, when they seem to be smiling, it's actually baring of teeth in an aggressive display. Google "comparative biology" to find out more.
179. AJ is a Fatty - September 10, 2007 12:37 PM
You're taking this kind of personal, aren't cha buddy? America didn't make Britney crazy, she was nuts to begin with. Not to mention, what sane adult needs the constant approval of their peers to feel vailidated? So she went crazy because people don't like her? Hmmm, okay. And please, stop your blubbering about the 24/7 scrutiny. That's an occupational hazard. Must be annoying as hell, but she can dry her tears on a hundred dollar bill. You don't see other REAL celebrities going supernova because of the paps. That's because they understood that being hounded by the media is a part of the job and they learned how to handle it with grace.
But I will agree with you on one thing, she's not fat. She's just not in good enough shape to pull off that skank outfit she's wearing. Whoever her stylist is, they shouldn't be beaten and raped by a pack of hyenas for telling this girl she looked in this get-up. Leave the belly baring to the teeny boppers.
180. AJ is a Fatty - September 10, 2007 12:39 PM
correction to 179 - should be beaten.
181. Mother of all - September 10, 2007 12:41 PM
She's benn trying for a while to get fired. First she got married,Twice.Then had 2 children,partying,shaving her head,rehab,pantyless even.But sadly she can't get out of her obligations so as a last ditch effort she is gonna just suck. It's sad.
182. Jess - September 10, 2007 12:41 PM
I agree with rap killed mtv! the whole show sucked:( when is this rap music gonna go out?! as for britney what can I say...Britney do yourself a huge favor and stay home..
183. mr obvious - September 10, 2007 12:47 PM
She performed like a drug addict because she's got a serious addiction to drugs and alcohol. Everything else is secondary. It's small-minded to express contempt under these circumstances.
184. Vince Lombardi - September 10, 2007 12:47 PM
3rd to last photo - you went on national TV and didn't shave your pits????
I agree she looked dazed. And she covered her face and/or mouth several times, like she couldn't deal with the lights or was trying to look past them. I'm driving past this train wreck from now on. No more looking for me.
185. Darth Hater - September 10, 2007 12:49 PM
You know you're circling the drain when MTV has to warn you about your behavior. Haven't watched MTV since Beavis and Butthead so I didn't see a second of the show, but from what I've read from actual news websites, I think we can officially call Brit's non-porn career over.
@9: Amen
Fat/not fat debate: She is not fat...probably a little meaty or flabby to wear that particular outfit. I'd prefer that over a toothpick with fake breasts. I don't want to be able to count rib bones thanks. Look at your normal weight teenage daughters while your watching Brit on TV and making fun of her for being fat and wondering why they have eating disorders.
Plenty to criticize about her like bad singing voice, idiotic behavior, lousy parenting skills, or total lack of preparedness for a "comeback".
186. Al - September 10, 2007 12:51 PM
Boy she should have rehearsed a lil more instead of drinking but it is a sad demise into oblivion. I wonder if she ever had talent to begin with or was she manufactured by the industry.
187. Me - September 10, 2007 12:52 PM
when will britney get that she just isn't, and won't, bring sexy back. the sooner she accepts that she's a has-been, the happier she will be, though I'm sure her local alchy store won't be.
188. al - September 10, 2007 12:55 PM
@9. Stick to the topic.
Name the rapper that shaved her head or told her to go pantyless with the other two twits on that wonderful evening. Rap music didn't destroy her career, being a pretentious over hyped performer did.
189. Jams - September 10, 2007 12:55 PM
I think it's really sad that so many people are so judgemental. Are you so perfect? It's so easy to kick someone when they are down rather than offer help. She obviously has issues she has to overcome and I really hope she can find or has a support system be it family or friends (real friends not the Hollywood, star studded slime that are only your friends when your on top) that will help her find her way again. Think people what if that were your sister,daughter, etc.! We should all count our blessings that our mistakes aren't made public, you wouldn't be so quick to bash then would you! Hang in there Britt!!!
190. Kortni - September 10, 2007 12:58 PM
She should have at least shaved her armpits and tried to lose the weight.
191. Whathappenedtoher? - September 10, 2007 1:03 PM
oh my lord... poor poor britney... i felt dirty for even watching it... it was like secretly watching some high bird in their living room after a bottle of jack and snorting one too many lines of heroin trying to play dance dance revolution... at one point i think she REALIZED she was at the VMA's and couldn't figure out HOW she got there.... sad. sad. sad.... poor brit.
192. Annie Rexia - September 10, 2007 1:06 PM
There certainly are a lot of fatties on the site today. "Oh, she isn't fat." "How can you call her fat." Well, I can call you fat when you chose to pack your beer belly, thunder thighs, and FAT ASS INTO A FUCKING HOOKER OUTFIT THAT IS 5 GODDAMM SIZES TOO SMALL FOR YOU! Is she obese? Of course not. Should she be going around wearing bras and panties for street clothing? HELL FUCKING NO! Listen. If you're fat, be fat AND SHUT THE FUCK UP! I am so FUCKING SICK AND TIRED OF YOU PEOPLE TRYING TO MAKE BEING FAT THE GODDAM NORM! It isn't the norm and the sooner you fuckers realize it the sooner this country can get back on track.
193. Yourfairytale - September 10, 2007 1:10 PM
Why are people surprised she sucked? When has she *not* sucked? She's ben terrible since the very beginning.
194. Paul Veryze - September 10, 2007 1:12 PM
Missed the video before it got yanked...is it posted anywheres else??
195. Estefy - September 10, 2007 1:13 PM
Just one Word
SAD
What a disappointment
196. p0nk - September 10, 2007 1:18 PM
#192 is dead-on correct. We should all line up now to kiss those fabulous walking skeleton anorexics that Hollywood holds up to the sheep as ideal (hope you like the taste of vomit). Or just buy some candy and have your way with the 11-year-old boy down the street. It's pretty much the same thing.
197. 8bitmessiah - September 10, 2007 1:22 PM
this is what is considered fat now ? you guys have SERIOUS body image issues if you think she is fat but ya the bitch is wack as hell
198. star - September 10, 2007 1:22 PM
SHE SUCK ALL THE WAY. SHE NEEDS TO GET HER LIFE STRAIGHT. THAN SHE CAN GO ON STAGE. WHAT A WASTE OF TV WITH THIS TYPE OF TRASH.
199. S - September 10, 2007 1:23 PM
First off, she isn't fat...she's had two kids, one right after another. You try doing that then put on an outfit like that and let's see how YOU look! We all ready have too many kids with eating disorders, don't help this disease out....
Second, yes, she SUCKED! But, really what did you expect....if she would of rocked, you still wouldn't of liked it...so let's stop praising this girl for an attempt to sing and dance ANYMORE!!! We will be doing her a favor and D-list her and drive her out of town. Maybe then, she will find what's important and start being a REAL mom. Lord knows, she doesn't need the money.....just go away Britney and raise your boys to be REAL men! If not, we will forever treat you badly!
200. Heaven Scent - September 10, 2007 1:25 PM
WTF was that?! I mean Britney looked completely bored and uninterested.....poor extensions, hardly any makeup, thigh high go go boots and a black sequined outfit? Couldn't she come up with better? And I agree 50 cent was scared....either that or overcome by the pole dancers....P Diddy looked confused, Kayne West was pissed.....and Sarah Silverman is a talentless C U Next Tuesday............I like how Paris blabbed on Christina, I mean 4 months and morning sickness later I think we aren't fooled sweetie! xoxox
201. havoc - September 10, 2007 1:27 PM
I just watched the video again.
She's still fat.
.
202. @199 - September 10, 2007 1:28 PM
If I had 2 kids, you dumb bitch, I WOULDN'T PUT THAT FUCKING OUTFIT ON!
203. @199 - September 10, 2007 1:32 PM
P.S. Eating healthy and lite isn't a disease. Sitting in front of the fucking t.v. with a bag of cheetohs is a disease. It's called LAZINESS. DON'T HELP THE DISEASE!
204. Annie Rexia - September 10, 2007 1:35 PM
196. Spoken like a true fatass.
205. E. Normous Johnson - September 10, 2007 1:36 PM
It was good to see atleast one non-negro on the show, but her performance was hideous. SHe's fat and looked like she was stone out of her mind. Nigga pleez.
206. Megan - September 10, 2007 1:38 PM
It was sad and pathetic. Her lips were off, her dance moves were half done, her body wasn't in top shape, and she wasn't enthusiastic. I don't think Britney's heart is in it anymore. Sorry. :( She will never be what she was. Oh and did I mention her hair, ew. I'm not saying that she's fat, but as a celebrity, you have the money to hire a trainer and get on any diet you want. She just can't wear stuff like she use to. And she has two kids so she shouldn't want to dress like she use to. She needs counseling and a reality check. Poor girl.
207. Jeff - September 10, 2007 1:39 PM
I'm only going to say this once, then I'll return to the vomitorium....
If this performance was given by anyone besides Britney, she would have been laughed off the stage and lost her contract.
Not only is this an obvious case of lip-synching (duh), but her outfit was atrocious. Despicable. Disgusting.
Brit - you just popped out two babies, smoke like a chimney and have a drinking problem (double duh). Maybe it's time to consider wearing something a bit LESS revealing (like a muu-muu).
Seriously, if I was a Britney fan, I'd be pissed at her for obviously phoning it in. If I was a Britney fan, I'd be making plans to destroy all my Britney stuff.
Since I'm not a Britney fan, I can only say this - I will never masturbate to her image again. She's totally ruined it for me.
She used to be HOT. Now? She's gross. It's not just the average girl body. It's the greasy hair, the lackluster movement, and the terrible dancing.
Are we sure this was really Britney, not some clone from an alien planet?
Yuck.
208. Pete - September 10, 2007 1:40 PM
She's not fat... As a matter of fact, if I saw her on the beach I would think she was extremely hot. Women are supposed to have curves, and she has soft curves. She is perfect.
I think the personal attacks on her are extremely harsh and undeserving.
209. L. R - September 10, 2007 1:42 PM
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=90775367
why she had a bad performance...
210. lori - September 10, 2007 1:45 PM
She didnt make a good permormance cuz her high heel was broken!!! ...actually i didnt care i still hatin her lol
211. MyNameisPearl - September 10, 2007 1:46 PM
Seriously.....
What a disgrace to human kind. If I had the track record she had, and her obvious reputation from the last year alone.....I would have tried to be a little more tasteful.
First a nice "comeback" would have included clothing, perhaps a refresher dance lesson, a little dignity, and a dash of confidence. What an idiot for trying to think she is still "in"....sorry Brit, honey your 15 minutes have been up for awhile now...try being a mommy instead....oh wait that requires clothing most of the time. what a troubled little ho. Se was apparently on something as well, side-stepping and walking around like she was dancing. Mingling with the dancers so it looks like she knew what she was doing.
I would rather watch my cat take a crap than to see her attempt to do anything "professonal" ever again......
212. Annie Rexia - September 10, 2007 1:46 PM
See Britney? 208 thinks you're hot. Well, good to know you still have the gays.
213. Brit Spears = B.S. = BAD STYLIST - September 10, 2007 1:50 PM
Besides all the bad dancing and fat comments:
Why did her hair stylist choose that for her??
I do better extensions on myself and I'm white! I'm not even a professional.
Her hair looks greasy. They should have washed her natural hair. Then added extentions with multiple different blondes, for a natural sun highlighted look. I would hav done a tousled beachy look and then it wouldn't have been so obvious where her real hair ends.
then she could hav said she was wearing a bikini instead of just a bra and panties and sounded like it was just bad wardrobe.
214. Jeff - September 10, 2007 1:53 PM
Um ,no. You are right. She isn't FAT.
She's too fat for that outfit though.
Listen up, fatties.
You can't be overwieght (at all) and pull of that outfit. When you wear clothes that are too tight, and you don't have a perfect body, you look like a tubby-assed piece of trash. sort of like the fat whore you see walking the street, wondering why she can't find a john.
See, Britney built her career on being sexy, slim, fit, and in amazing shape. Take a look at any picture of her before she started popping out babies and popping in Twix bars and compare it to what she gave us all last night, and you'll get it.
In no way do I advocate starving yourself to be slim. Women should be curvy. But women also shouldn't wear bikini's that are three or four sizes too small, panty hose that only fit because of their tensile strength, and hooker boots while performing on MTV.
At some point, I truly hope that MTV, VH1, and the rest of those who air performances absolutely demand that singers SING their damn songs! Listen, if some twit with a smaller IQ than shoe size wants to pay Britney $30 to watch her dance and PRETEND to sing, that's fine. But a major comeback performance on a major awards show?
For shame.
Make your voices heard. Send letters and emails to the record companies telling them that artists that lip-sych will NOT get your dollars.
And stop eating double bacon cheeseburgers before performances.
215. me - September 10, 2007 1:54 PM
She really isn't that fat, but possibly an outfit that isn't quite so skimpy would flatter her much more. Why is she always stuffed like a sausage in some lingerie. Is that the only clothes she thinks are sexy?? Doesn't she have a stylist?
216. El Rafa - September 10, 2007 1:55 PM
Silverman's comments was f-ing classic, 25 and done!!
217. chewyme - September 10, 2007 1:57 PM
The video of Britney's performance stil exists here:
http://www.hollywoodgrind.com/2007/09/09/britney-spears-gimme-more-mtv-2007-vma-video/
218. Luiza Roberta (from Brazil) - September 10, 2007 2:02 PM
NICE job Sarah Siverman, you´re my number 1 !!!
Brit. = Miss PIG (Mupet Baby) ... kkk... kkk... kkk...
219. iamkenman - September 10, 2007 2:03 PM
First of all, very dissapointed in the VMA's. What the fuck is up with the 'suite shows'? That was a horrible idea and made the VMA's looled second rate. Aren't award shows supposed to be a celebration where all the 'artists' are in a big room, act like they are friends, and appaud each other. I guess The Palms didn't have a room big enough and paid MTV big bucks to promote their own establishment.
To Britney - You're FAT, FINISHED, and a FUCK-UP! Go sit on a giant buttplug and be happy. You can't even do porn because you have an UGLY PUSSY. (I hope K-Fed gets the kids.
To all of those who say she is NOT fat....Are you fucking BLIND? There is and always was a very high expectation of those in show business. Britney was never a singer just a hot dancer. Now she is neither!
220. hudd - September 10, 2007 2:03 PM
other than the terrible lip synching I thought she did ok under the circumstances. She was having a hard time walking, much less dancing on those 5" spikes. She looked scared shitless that she would screw up and be slammed for it. And fat? come on people, not everybody likes the Nicole Richey skinnyass no meat on their bones look that all the magazines and tv makes us think we need to look like. The girl doesn't look bad at all. I just wish she would to sing her songs live. I hate that fake ass lip synching crap.
221. UglyPeopleSafaris - September 10, 2007 2:07 PM
I think they specifically found the most hideous/fugly back-up dancers on the planet so Brit would look better.. too bad it looked like a celebration of ugliness.
222. MassGrrl - September 10, 2007 2:15 PM
At least those fishnets weren't torn.
223. noah - September 10, 2007 2:16 PM
This was just tasteless all over, she could've done the James Bond/Strip Club thing without hitting all these low notes, and she should be aware of what her tummy and ass look like just so that she might wanna cover 'em up, I'm sure there would've been no prob in getting her a Dolce & Gabbana patent corset and keep it raunchy, but not looking like a low-class ho from some middle of nowhere strip joint. She really needs to get her act together, hire a trainer, get rid of her stylist (Fredericks of Hollywood does NOT equal a stylist), fix those tacky extensions and last but not least, putting some effort if she's expecting another shot at this, because after watching that lame-ass performance I don't feel like Brtiney should 'Gimme (any) More'...
224. ukh - September 10, 2007 2:17 PM
She has NO energy!!
225. Midnight Cat - September 10, 2007 2:19 PM
Ok people, lets just say this:
She is not FAT per se, but she is a bit larger than she used to be, she obviously has not regained her figure as of yet. No biggie here.
HOWEVER, if you have that kind of body, for fuck sakes! Don't wear the kind of outfits that are going to accentuate your flaws!!! She is trying to be sexy and failing miserably! There are so many other outfits that could have easily looked sexy on her without exposing all the imperfections on her body!
Her performance was a complete disaster because it was so obvious that she was not into it! The energy put into that performance was worthy of a small kid trying to sing the national anthem for the family reunion!
MTV has finally gotten to the bottom of the barrel and have lost their ability to cook an audience worthy show. I don't even watch the AMV's anymore, and this was no exception, but I had to look for the video to see what the rumors were about. I am so glad I didn't waste a couple of hours in front of the TV!
226. NYC artist - September 10, 2007 2:19 PM
Actually, that would have been OK if she had a nice outfit on. She's moving too slow for what she's wearing.
227. Jess - September 10, 2007 2:23 PM
CHRIS BROWN WAS THE ONLY GOOD PERFORMANCE OF THE NIGHT!!! And I don't even like him!!! Yes, he obviously wasn't singing live either, but his dance moves were off the hook and he had so much energy, which every other "performer" was seriously lacking
228. jojo - September 10, 2007 2:25 PM
What about her fake nail not staying on? Her press on nail is missing on her right ring finger.
229. Hahaha - September 10, 2007 2:27 PM
People!
"Fat" and "out of shape" are NOT the same thing. Fat would mean she is actually above average weight for her height, and that her BMI would be above normal range. I don't know her stats of course, but that is very, very unlikely.
That said, she IS out of shape, and should not be wearing that nasty outfit.
And Britney wasn't the only HIGH one there! Anyone else notice Jamie Foxx?? I felt so bad for Jen Garner
230. jrzmommy - September 10, 2007 2:28 PM
i thought she looked beautiful. my jr says that his mommy is just like her. would anyone like to see pictures of me?
231. horhay - September 10, 2007 2:28 PM
She blew it. The entertainment industry is so overly forgiving...just about everyone who has been an addict or jackass in some way has been able to make a comeback. And she was too busy getting lit with Criss Angel all weekend to rehearse. IT'S OVER FOR HER. She's a joke now, and so is everyone she comes into contact with. Read on:
http://www.unboundedition.com/content/view/2357/50/
232. Aaron - September 10, 2007 2:28 PM
This was the saddest performance I have ever seen in my life! I was cringing the entire time and felt so embarrassed for her. This was suppose to be her crowning moment to make a comeback but has instead put the nail on her coffin with this pathetic performance!
Who allowed her to wear that two-piece?? I'm not saying she's fat... (okay I am!) but she looked totally uncomfortable and self-conscious about how she looked. You can almost see how hard she's trying to suck her gut in.
Mariah Carey winning a Grammy after a mental breakdown is a comeback. Britney's performance was just a train wreck. The bitch is done!
233. LJ - September 10, 2007 2:35 PM
Ouch. She looked so lost, not singing, weirded out, not dancing. That was the weirdest thing ever. Did ya see the look on the audiences face!
234. Rachael Bragg - September 10, 2007 2:38 PM
Granted, Britney clearly did not perform to the best of her ability considering this was meant to be a comeback performance. She definitely seemed out of her element. She obviously should have chosen classier outfit and some stage friendly shoes but nothing will make up for her lack of being prepared.
However, those who are calling her fat are being catty. She looks much better than anyone I know who has had 2 children. She is still a pretty girl with a lot of potential but she is getting in the way of herself. So sad...
235. Diego - September 10, 2007 2:40 PM
is it just me or did ms. spears forget to shave her armpits... in a couple of the pics she's got some wicked 5 o'clock shadow going on under there
236. Texas Tranny - September 10, 2007 2:42 PM
@230........................
Uh, yeah sure I'd like to see, but me thinks your a troll and not the real Jrzymommy.
237. use2luvmtv - September 10, 2007 2:43 PM
soooo ok. yeah, brittney's performance wasn't her greatest, but is this really even about brittney? the whole VMA experience this year was pretty damn boring. The only good part of the VMA's was when i changed the channel. Honestly, this isn't about one singer, or all the singers. This is about MTV period! Liek Justin Timberlake said after getting an award...I challenge MTV to start playing more music videos! After all, this is Music Televesion!!! It seems to me that MTV is now only a place to watch reality shows. pretty sad. My choice for music television is now VH1 or even MUN2!! lol.... they're the only ones who ACTUALLY play music.
238. AngieNat - September 10, 2007 2:50 PM
I love MTV's approach on congregating trainwrecks and disasters in one show to boost their ratings. Come on people, were you seriously expecting Britney in her hotself in this show?? I wasn't expecting it, I was expecting a wreckage and complete disaster, and to me, that is an entertainment. and i swear most people agree with that secretly. I love that fat cow jiggling her tits and used up body, and trying to stay sober on the stage. And on the other hand you get Kid Rock and that Tommy guy getting on each others' necks. Isn't that entertainment??? This is what Hollywood is about, we like the extremes and celebrate in others glory and misery. we've had enough share of Brit's glory, now its time to laugh at her misery
239. lucask - September 10, 2007 2:52 PM
At the end of the performance, she said "Thank you" , but you couldn't hear, since her mic wasn't turned on. Way to make your lip synching even more obvious.
240. Dennis - September 10, 2007 2:54 PM
The question i have is..... Why did MTV let this happen? It is obvious they knew the train wreck was happening before she took stage. Britney has gotten to the point where everyone is using her and she just doesnt see it. She has fired or alienated everyone who made her what she was. Hired YES people who will simply say whatever she wants to hear so they can keep their jobs. I was a britney basher because I dont apreciate people who simply dance and lip sync. However this is getting to be truly tragic and isnt funny any longer. Shame on MTV for allowing this to go on last night and Shame on her parents especially mother for waiting untill its to late to actually be a parent. Way to many people drive their kids because their kid says they want to be a pop star etc...... sometimes you have to say NO because its the right thing to do rather than destroy your childs life for money....... thats part of parenting.
241. sharpeidude - September 10, 2007 2:56 PM
That was some sad shit to watch; just imagine being 25 years old with a showbiz career sunk lower than the Titanic. It's too bad this twit is so fucking stupid and immature that she won't seek out the advice of someone like Madonna on how to reinvent yourself. Wouldn't be surprised if we read about Britney's suicide attempt sometime soon.
242. Me - September 10, 2007 2:59 PM
Britney Spears is far from fat. There is no reason to call her that. Instead of focusing on how "fat" she is, focus how how horrible everything else about her is. I read something on yahoo that said her stomach was looking flabby. That's a stretch, she doesn't look that bad
243. Erica - September 10, 2007 3:01 PM
She bombed at the VMAs.
But look at pictures 8 and 11 on this site.
I saw her losing her balance twice, and gingerly moving throughout her perfomance.
Who can dance with obviously broken footware!
She used to work like an ox from childhood. Made millions of $$, some really stupid mistakes, plus 2 babies.
Where and how will she ever grow up? Who is going to help her?
244. Evorgleb - September 10, 2007 3:03 PM
We've been having quite a laugh talking about Brittany's VMA trainwreck over at Highbrid Nation. Its ashame, I feel like her comeback has been derailed before its even begun. Oh and someone tell her about that weave. Looks horrible. Just rock the short hair.
245. Tania - September 10, 2007 3:09 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLL of u enjoying britney suffering are a piece of shit. U envy her, in your weak heart u desire fame and money as great as she did making what she likes, dancing and singing!!!!
She can smoke crak, fuck hot students, go reab again, beeing fat, have 10 babies more, without a plastic nail, had guacamole style extensions. Whatever losers, She is Britney Spears!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She followed her dreams and she made it!!!! even she doesnt sing, she became into the pop princes around the world, 1000000000000000 of fans, u cant imagine because youre a nobody, lol,
Ure not happy with ur pathetic lives, thats why u dare to judge in that way, and the only one is god!!!!!!! everybody gonna die someday, and god doesnt care if u were fat or hot, god looks into ur heart, the wishes, what u did on life...
and most of the comments in hear... shows anger, hate.. ure soul is full of poverty and misery
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall Britney does is a fuckin Hot new!!! How about you guys nobody loves you, thats why you dare to speak like that about a person, whatta pitty!!!
Guess why Brit dares to dress with a sparkling underwear in front of 100000s of people when shes not 0 size as "must be"...........................................
Because SHE DOESNT CARE WHAT U SAY !!!!!!!!!!!
Shes smarter than most of you. ha!
Think again before speak shiiiiiiiit!!
u stink!
246. Michele - September 10, 2007 3:12 PM
So what if her performance was bad! Why are you all knocking the poor girl when she's already down? She looks pretty dang good for having 2 babies in 2 years, if I do say so myself. I've had 4 and have nothing like the body she has. In any case, why don't people focus on the nice things and lay off of calling people fat, whales, and all that other stuff? It's unfair to call someone fat just because they gave birth to children...geez
247. Alysaun - September 10, 2007 3:16 PM
she is definately not fat. not super rock hard and chiseled as once was, now she just looks like a normal person. and that's ok.
she looks great, except for the hair/nails
but the performance...that was painfull.
she needs to retire and just spend time with her kids.
248. garry - September 10, 2007 3:17 PM
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLL of u enjoying britney suffering are a piece of shit. U envy her, in your weak heart u desire fame and money as great as she did making what she likes, dancing and singing!!!!
She can smoke crak, fuck hot students, go reab again, beeing fat, have 10 babies more, without a plastic nail, had guacamole style extensions. Whatever losers, She is Britney Spears!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She followed her dreams and she made it!!!! even she doesnt sing, she became into the pop princes around the world, 1000000000000000 of fans, u cant imagine because youre a nobody, lol,
Ure not happy with ur pathetic lives, thats why u dare to judge in that way, and the only one is god!!!!!!! everybody gonna die someday, and god doesnt care if u were fat or hot, god looks into ur heart, the wishes, what u did on life...
and most of the comments in hear... shows anger, hate.. ure soul is full of poverty and misery
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall Britney does is a fuckin Hot new!!! How about you guys nobody loves you, thats why you dare to speak like that about a person, whatta pitty!!!
Guess why Brit dares to dress with a sparkling underwear in front of 100000s of people when shes not 0 size as "must be"...........................................
Because SHE DOESNT CARE WHAT U SAY !!!!!!!!!!!
Shes smarter than most of you. ha!
Think again before speak shiiiiiiiit!!
u stink!"
-Tania
LMAO! what the crap?
249. FAT! - September 10, 2007 3:21 PM
She IS FAT!
250. As Expected.. - September 10, 2007 3:22 PM
Brit..
Go back to being a Mom..Your 15 mins (+) of fame are up.
This time for their (kids) sake..FOCUS!
Make it your CAREER.
[That's not even trying to be mean. It's the honest truth].
251. Pikachelsea - September 10, 2007 3:22 PM
lol, she's not even wearing a costume anymore. All she ever do is saunter around in a bra and panties. What a prostitute.
252. Gus - September 10, 2007 3:25 PM
wow!! that was bad mate... really bad... i reckon i'm gonna need some viagra to get my dick up after watching this shit.
253. JustShootHer - September 10, 2007 3:27 PM
There are actually people saying she looked good and healthy.
She was bloated and flabby looking and it is NOT a healthy look because she puts the worst things into her body possible.
Cheetos and margaritas make you look just like Britney the Whale did on Sunday night.
254. d.fuu - September 10, 2007 3:29 PM
everyone swears she is fat.
if she is fat then its sad to think what all of you look like
I mean seriously she tried she flopped get over it
shoot kanye looked worse off then she did with his suit and ugly ass glasses.
I still love britney.<3 duhh
255. Biggus Dickus - September 10, 2007 3:35 PM
I'm not that thinnocent.
256. Manistoned - September 10, 2007 3:38 PM
#253 - Amen
257. Delete Perez Hilton - September 10, 2007 3:40 PM
thanks for keeping the gossip where it supposed to be. unlike the k mart of gossip blogs, perezhilton, who seems to have personal issues with those he writes about. kudos to you guys.
258. Bitchy - September 10, 2007 3:45 PM
I don't understand what the big deal is......it's not like she looks so different to me than she did before? She was always a short, stocky little thing and now she's just got some meat on her........she's not thin, but she's not fat, it's just her shape and that outfit was a really bad choice. But I think she always had that stubby little body and they just hid it better before.
And so people care if you TRY to lip sync? You're a bunch of losers!!! What about supporting REAL SINGERS INSTEAD OF A**HOLES THAT LIPSYNC AT ALL? WTF? Even at her worst she's not as bad as the Simpson turds.
I feel sorry for her......she's been pushed by a mental case stage mom since she was young and has no concept of reality, what do people expect from her? She has little or no talent and only was successful because of marketing, but doesn't understand that-why should she? She got rich being a mediocre/bad singer/dancer thanks to the big bucks of a record company's investment. So why are people surprised with her arrogance and sense of entitlement?
It's sad, she's being exploited like a trained monkey and MTV knows that.
259. kel - September 10, 2007 3:45 PM
It's really weird, seriously.
The pictures are sad to say the least, mostly because she used to be really good before the whole party-every-second-of-her-life phase set it.
The only thing I really noticed was that she's missing the tip of her nail on the ring finger of her right hand.
In her most popular time, she'd never gone on stage with a broken fingernail. She would have brought in someone to fix it. It's not like the self absorbed but talented Britney of the past
260. tragic tweener - September 10, 2007 3:46 PM
Now if only she would kill herself. That would be SOOO cool.
261. Waldo Jeffers - September 10, 2007 3:56 PM
she should stop trying. She was absolutely horrendous. Her body wasn't nearly as bad as I expected, although she did have a bit of a pot belly going on. But she looks horrible parading around in her panties. It's so obvious she lip synced it's not even funny. When she laughs in the song, the laugh is still audible after she closed her lips. It was so fucking bad.
262. Matilda - September 10, 2007 3:59 PM
I feel bad for the true victims in all of this-- the people of 9/11.
263. titney - September 10, 2007 4:02 PM
@#245
Um, hello, this site is totally devoted to the dishing of sh*t about celebrities and making fun of them. So if you're too righteous and centred to lower yourself to such a thing as *gasp*----LAUGHING AT CELEBRITIES-----why are you even on this site? Hypocrite.
264. vs* - September 10, 2007 4:04 PM
es tristísimo. ..cuanto más alto están más bajo caen..
265. it' jersey bitch - September 10, 2007 4:06 PM
ya know there was a moment right before the performance that i thought "come on brit you can do it...prove'em wrong girl" lol what was i thinking. all fucking loosers claimimg that sarah silverman hurt her feelings boo hoo and thats why she looked like a greasy,lethargic,skanky tart, with no rythm and class. all the supporters that think her performance was great good fantastic. you SUCK!!! saying that is like telling a friend she doesnt look fat when you know she does!! your all a bunch of enablers !! she needs to be put out of her misery like a race horse with a broken leg. stick a fork in her she is done! furthermore those of you saying sarah silverman lacks class are really funny because i have never seen her bald crotch splashed across the internet.
its time to come ti term with the fact that the days of idol worshipping brit is over. you might as well go idol worship a used tampon.
266. sara - September 10, 2007 4:15 PM
CHRIS BROWN WAS THE ONLY ENTERTAINING THING IN THE VMAS....HES FUCKIN AWESOME....LOVE HIM!!!!!!!!!!!
267. Caitlin - September 10, 2007 4:17 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHA I just can't stop laughing about how bad her extensions are.
But her face in the first picture second row is really pretty... sadly...
268. joe - September 10, 2007 4:18 PM
http://www.brightcove.com/title.jsp?title=1171884958
269. tac - September 10, 2007 4:20 PM
i think she is going to kill herself soon so i wont make fun.
270. Vadiazinha Gente Boa - September 10, 2007 4:25 PM
Video Britney Spears - Gimme More [Live Vma’s 2007]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKM2cSNHF_g
Britney Spears VMA Performance Ripped By Sarah Silverman
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlCox9vzw30
271. @268 - September 10, 2007 4:25 PM
Soon? Yay! (claps hands loudly)
272. Mac - September 10, 2007 4:30 PM
Anyone else notice her missing figernails?
273. rolf - September 10, 2007 4:32 PM
can we talk about that seksi male dancer (she grabs his crotch)? gimme more of him!
274. Superdevil - September 10, 2007 4:34 PM
can they photoshop tv?
275. peter pighson - September 10, 2007 4:34 PM
She looked drunk or drugged.
She is in a very lonely place and looks like she is on the road to destroy herself.
We have seen it before. It is very sad. The woman needs help.
276. Destiny - September 10, 2007 4:40 PM
Seriously, the best thing that'd happen to her kids is if she just went ahead and died.
That's humiliating. She's pathetic. I can't imagine the expression on Justin.
She seriously just needs to give up. She's not cute. She's not hip. She's over. She just needs to go back to Louisiana and eat her cheetos, walk around barefoot, and blame everything on her mama, ya'll.
277. glensbabyblu - September 10, 2007 4:40 PM
It's official... Jesus will make a comeback before Britney does
278. Italian Stallion - September 10, 2007 4:43 PM
I think it's funny this peice of shit gets all these comments. I mean, who really gives a fuck about this fucking hippo?
279. El-Coyote - September 10, 2007 4:47 PM
So very very sad....
Suicide watch initiated....
280. flygirl - September 10, 2007 4:48 PM
ItalianStallion is the absolute fucking king of irony. (too bad he's too stupid to know it).
281. jrzmommy - September 10, 2007 4:53 PM
well, Texas Tranny. you may be right. the problem is that I started trolling other posters a while back (which is not cool), so i guess they keep messing with me from time to time (which is, of course, very cool and mature!).
282. This is what everyone else is reporting - September 10, 2007 4:54 PM
Britney Spears was to perform under the magic of Chris Angel… but MTV freaked out at the last minute finding out what Britney was actually going to do.
Supposidly [SIC], what Britney and Chris were planning was to do a set of mirrors and flotation. But when told to the Palms Hotel/Casino… the hotel flipped.Insurance was the main problem, and the stage couldn’t support the performance. MTV also freaked at the last minute because of their fear of being “too controversial” during the performance. Britney and Chris were infact furious with MTV’s sad excuse and told Britney to change the performance at the last minute.
Britney’s original performance was to infact appear and disappear. To float through the air… and for much mature dancing.
283. Italian Stallion - September 10, 2007 4:55 PM
Someone get me a newspaper so I can smash this so called "flygirl"........
284. Catweasle - September 10, 2007 4:59 PM
ItalianStalion - you give a fuck clearly. Otherwise you wouldnt post.
Many child performers have trouble in later life. For a start, read up on Bobby Driscoll, Disney's Peter Pan.
Mental illness is not funny. It is no better than trips to Mental Asylums for Entertainment. Try to be better than that.
Brtiney Spears is sick. She needs understanding.
285. shankyouverymuch - September 10, 2007 5:01 PM
1st- the song is SO VERY stupid that it would be impossible for ANYONE to make any type of decent performance out of it ... 2nd- At this point Brit is just a sad FAT, OUT-OF-SHAPE SLUG, she can barely move around ... it was like watching one of those chubby burlesque women from the 1800's strutting around stage, praying not to fall down ...
Once again, a VERY pathetic and sorrowful showing by Brit-Brit ... Hopefully this one will be the last and she will stop getting hired and being forced on the public by IDIOT producers who think they can make a buck.
286. Nikki - September 10, 2007 5:04 PM
Okay enough already. Can everybody just put some clothes on it and call it "Class" now? Can pole dance style be over finally? Can people actually sing and dance and have it not be all about cheap trash sex? Am I old or is this whole I'm a hot slut pimp ho playah thing OLD and used up? People Please boycott this shit boycott MTV. Girlcott it too.
287. Catweasle - September 10, 2007 5:04 PM
why are you even on this site? Hypocrite.
yes, I like to laugh at the arrogant and spoilt. But Britney is ill.
The laughing needs to end now. Laughing at the physically & mentally ill is not funny. Its not cool.
288. Nikki - September 10, 2007 5:07 PM
Oh and the fight between Kid Rock and Tommy Lee?? YYYYYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!! HAWHAWHAW!!
289. Toshiya - September 10, 2007 5:12 PM
People, people, people... The WHOLE damn awards show flopped. As it did every other year but this year... My jaw dropped. I was really laughing at the entire thing and only watched through it all just to get a good laugh. First thing to clear up is: She is not fucking fat. Yes, her body is not as it used to be. But honestly, she gave birth to two kids and her lifestyle well... Hah, it's not perfect. That's all I'll say. But in no way is she fat. Thank you, you retards who are calling her fat, you're one of things that's messing up people's perceptive on what's underweight and overweight. Jesus.
But I'm not defending Britney in anyway at all. She's let herself go, in more ways than one. That performance last night was a pile of crap for her "comeback". Her hair, her outfit, everything. Thesong was bad to begin with. I mean, seriously, breath-y ass voice repeating the same shit is over and done with. The beat is catchy, I'll admit, but those lyrics and her same supposedly "sultry" tone really ruined it. Comeback? Holy crap, hell no. D:
Boy, music has sure been lowered into a deep grave and I'm not talking about Britney Spears, I'm talking about in general. :/ I wish her the best either way, whatever IS going through her mind. I don't like seeing people lowering themselves down like that, Britney Spears or not.
290. anonymous - September 10, 2007 5:16 PM
I am tired of all of the Britney bashing. All of the nasty comments by the morning news shows and Sarah Silverman’s insults were rude, nasty and very unnecessary but I guess these news shows and Sarah Silverman count on bashing others to get ratings instead of offering real talent and real news. Regardless of what people expected, Britney still looked amazing and has made a great comeback. Perhaps her comeback did not fit into your preconceived notions but it was still a great comeback considering where she was last year. If any of you nasty and hurtful people think that you can do better maybe you should contact MTV to open the show next year. Small minded insecure people bash others to make themselves feel better.
291. jersey - September 10, 2007 5:16 PM
catweasel
that laughing has just begun!! the only thing that ill is her fate in the industry!!!! i will continue to laugh as long as she continues to beat inanimate objects, shaves her head, get married/divorced ,continues to make "music",flounder around stage, doesnt even attempt to lipsynche, i will continue to laugh and not just a giggle a deep laugh from the belly. the kind that makes your cheeks hurt because you have been in an uncontollable fit of laughter. ya know what really cracks me up is that joke sarah silverman made about her bald vajayjay. oh how i laughed and laughed...
292. olivier - September 10, 2007 5:17 PM
i confess i've been a fan of the superficial ( i'm ashamed ) but in fact you're too americans for me In europe we call people like you all loosers, critize someone ok but sometimes if you want to make fun of someone just look you in the front of mirror don' t be shock it's just disgusting
293. olivier - September 10, 2007 5:25 PM
oops i forgot jersey you're such an asshole and i bet you're ugly ( why not after all) if you're smart enought answer in french lol
294. jersey - September 10, 2007 5:26 PM
thats funny we call people from europe smelly!!! get your own britney spears to make fun of!!! no really i look in the mirror all the time and sing "i am proud to be an american for atleast i know i am free" I would not be attacking americans if i was you or we will send brit over there make her dance while we glue your eyes open. thats a promise not a threat. she doesnt care what she smells like either
295. jersey - September 10, 2007 5:33 PM
ohh that really hurt!
since we are sinking to the maturity of an 6 year old.
i'm rubber your glue
whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you.
no but really fuck the french!
britney sucks & you suck
296. Crystal - September 10, 2007 5:34 PM
This is ridiculous. Putting everything else aside, the performance was horrible. Thats that. Yea its a lot of pressure to perform, but wouldn't that be an incentive to do better? After all this was her chance to shine again, her COMEBACK performance. From the looks of her and her performance she just plainly does not give a crap ( more so if she was intoxicated). She use to be a good entertainer, but she doesn't even try any more. Its really actually quite disappointing. BTW i loved 50 cents expression, thats entertaining. Britney's done, her 15 minutes are way over.
297. Bigo - September 10, 2007 5:35 PM
"Gimme more Cheetos!!!!!!"
Yep, she just wants more Cheetos, give her some
298. Brittani - September 10, 2007 5:38 PM
Unless you are ninety pounds, you should shut up and stop criticizing her for being "fat". The performance wasn't great, but I think that she could still make a comeback.
299. sharon - September 10, 2007 5:39 PM
wow, brit is very young, she is in the spot light because of her youth. she became famous at at time most kids have no idea what they are doing. to be so famous and told you are perfect. so so sad
300. Skip Smith - September 10, 2007 5:54 PM
>>"I am tired of all of the Britney bashing. All of the nasty comments by the morning news shows and Sarah Silverman’s insults were rude, nasty and very unnecessary but I guess these news shows and Sarah Silverman count on bashing others to get ratings instead of offering real talent and real news."
Real talent like Britney? Oh boy.
>>"Regardless of what people expected, Britney still looked amazing and has made a great comeback. Perhaps her comeback did not fit into your preconceived notions but it was still a great comeback considering where she was last year."
Not crapping her pants would be great considering where she was last year.
>>"If any of you nasty and hurtful people think that you can do better maybe you should contact MTV to open the show next year. Small minded insecure people bash others to make themselves feel better."
OK. I'll warm up by flashing my junk at everyone and attacking a car with an umbrella.
301. emmaleigh - September 10, 2007 5:58 PM
jesus christ she aint fat! if she were skinnier ppl would start the anorexic rumors. she totally loos like a normal girl. she at least has some sculp of abs under her stomach fat that yu could kind of make out. give the girl a break, she's obviously going through problems these days!
302. jlead - September 10, 2007 5:59 PM
I felt sorry for her too. She's a human being like the rest of us, a fucked up human being... like the rest of us. I wish she could've put more effort into her performance. As to anyone that dissed her body I think that's wrong. I'd like to see what you look like after two kids, I think she looked damn sexy and curvy.
What's done is done and we won't be seeing from her for a while I am sure...
-Jess
303. dejavuuu - September 10, 2007 6:00 PM
I feel horrible for her. I have always been a fan, and i will give her a chance to actually improve. With what she has been through you dont just expect her to bounce back and be perfect and amazing all at once. Her confidance is pretty much shattered loosing her image, husband, kids and most importantly her reputation. Give her a chance please.
304. madeline shakespeare - September 10, 2007 6:01 PM
I would love to see you stupid fucks trashing her about her performance, get up on stage in huge high boots (mind you she doesn't have much say in her costume), dance around trying not to trip while trying to sing.
do any of you have brains? do you know WHY stars lip sync when they dance? you try getting your fat ass up on stage and move like that and sing, you will sound like complete shit.
thats why EVERYONE WHO DANCES WHEN THEY PERFORM LIP SYNCs.
if you notice back in the day when britney would put on shows she would lip sync on the songs she danced in, and sing LIVE when she sung SLOW SONGS.
you are all idiots.
anyways now that i have that out of my system.
yeah she sucks, yeah shes fat, who cares. she is horrible now, and she was probably smoking pot and getting drunk before hand cause shes a stupid lazy crazy fat piece of shit now.
(she looks alright for having two kids)
TRY POPING A KID OUT OF YOUR VAGINA AND LOOKING BETTER THAN YOU HAVE EVER BEFORE.
you're all hyprocrites and until i see your fat asses poping out two kids, up on stage live in high heal boots dancing and singing PERFECTLY, you shouldnt talk shit.
thank you!
<3
305. emmaleigh - September 10, 2007 6:02 PM
yeah her extensions weren't that great...but she has two inches of hair. no way they are gonna look good.
306. ew - September 10, 2007 6:07 PM
can i get some butter for those rolls. completely disgusting.
also, all you fat-friendly defenders out there: no one here is dissing brit for being fat. she had two kids, what do you want (although with her money she could get back in shape, shes just lazy)? however, for her to stomp around on stage in a bra and panties is absolutely unacceptable. fat people need clothes. end of story. when shes 115 again then lets talk about the booty shorts.
307. Starscanfrighten - September 10, 2007 6:11 PM
God, why does she continue to embarass herself?
308. jules777 - September 10, 2007 6:18 PM
That was tragic. It's not even that she's fat..she's not at all for a "regular" person. But, for her, being in killer shape and performing is a "job" and she just didn't cut it. She looked scared and medicated.
309. angelica - September 10, 2007 6:18 PM
She may suck at singing and lipsynching
but she is not fat
she is a healthy weight. shes not obese. shes also not skinny. but not fat.
whatever.
anyways. that was a painfully embarrassing thing to watch. she just looked so awkward and out of it.
310. starscanfrighten - September 10, 2007 6:21 PM
All of you fucking idiots who are defending her are the very reason why mediocre bullshit like this makes money. And why foreigners think Americans are tasteless and stupid.
Britney is so fucking delusional, she probably thinks this was a great performance.
311. sayll - September 10, 2007 6:21 PM
Of all the people who are in charge of the show, performance, wardrobe etc etc...why didn't anyone tell her that she looks like a chubby drag queen? I don't think she's FAT fat, but she insists on wearing trashy outfits that make her look like a tub. I noticed in some of the pictures that they paired her up with a fat backup dancer, that was one positive step I suppose.
312. WAKE UP U PLASTIC IDIOTS - September 10, 2007 6:22 PM
ummm.. that performance was horendouz. Everyone still "clinging onto that last tad biot of hope" got ur faces spat on last night by ur great goddess. Everyone saying she is "fat", u plastic hollywood idiots, she's had 2 kids, smokes pot, and doesn't take care of herself, she's gotten thick, n looks healthier than those 50lb a peice pussycat sluts. She gained weight n it's a good thing, too bad for her, she obviously doesn't work out to control WHERE that fat goes and where it doesn't (I.e face and tummy, having an ass would be nice, not a gut). Yea, brit, just cash in from all the years already and give up, everyone needs to, because girl u are a wreck and done. She doesn't care what she does or what happens. MTV told her not to party, what did she do? she partied. Yea, there's hope left alright, keep fooling yourselfs. And maybe when she starts saying that the mothership is coming all u hopeful morons can go join her in tying plastic bags around your heads in a barn waiting for this "mothership".
313. rain - September 10, 2007 6:26 PM
I don't think MTV has any right to host VMAs since they don't really play music videos anymore. MTV is like Britney spears in many ways, especially being bloated. Only believe the best part were foo fighters played and tommy lee got into a fight with kid rock.
314. Whatever - September 10, 2007 6:27 PM
Haha. I think it's funny that people think she's fat. She's clearly not.
And yes. She bombed, finally. Hallelujah! Maybe we can now move on to better things.
Also, I don't know anyone who has "poped" a kid out of their vagina.
315. britneysucks - September 10, 2007 6:28 PM
Her lacklustre performance proved what we've all been saying - she is just not an entertainer anymore, plain and simple. She should try and retain some dignity and bow out, but instead she is parading around in ridiculous outfits, giving shitty performances on crappy songs.
STOP DEFENDING HER! Look at what she is being applauded for - being a chubby talentless train wreck. In one of those pictures she is standing face to face with a backup dancer - and the backup dancer was way hotter compared to snub-nosed plain faced Brit. Britney is and always has been plain with a weak voice, I just don't get why any of you idiots indulge her. You're the ones killing her!
316. JTluv - September 10, 2007 6:30 PM
"thats why EVERYONE WHO DANCES WHEN THEY PERFORM LIP SYNCs."
Beyonce doesn't.
317. Nicole - September 10, 2007 6:31 PM
That was bad !!!! Why come on stage to look like an idiot? I would not be surprised if she turned up dead from O.D. ing. I think that's the next step if she does not get help. She is really a mess. "Self- Destruction" is really obvious with Britney. Not good!!!
318. giani - September 10, 2007 6:36 PM
i dont know why everyone is calling britney a fatass, i think she looks amazing for having 2 kids. theres nothing fat about her. leave her alone, she looks great.
319. Tony - September 10, 2007 6:38 PM
Yeah.. all you hopefuls who are begging us to acknowledge she's not fat need to jump off your high horse and realize that you were just as sickened by her performance as everyone else. shes fat, shes trash, she cant sing and for fucks sake... she cant even wear clothes that fits her! I KNOW you saw her jiggly ass flopping all over the place....gross.
320. starscanfrighten - September 10, 2007 6:45 PM
@ 314 - finally, someone with intelligence.
321. aly - September 10, 2007 6:52 PM
she's not fat but she's not in shape for that outfit. they should have put her in a form fitting mini dress or something. something that compliments her body, not squeeze it till the belly flies out. it's not about trying to wear a size too small but the right size. duh. and as for her lipsyncing, yeah it's nothing new but she wasn't even good at that. she's on drugs. if not, she needs them.
322. ninjarobot - September 10, 2007 6:59 PM
i loved the fact that she wore a headset. i almost believed her... 6 years ago. now it's just insulting.
but i watched the whole thing with my hands partly covering my face.
how awful. i feel bad for her.
323. Dan - September 10, 2007 7:14 PM
WTF, the performance may have sucked but she looks hot, what is she supposed to weigh 80 lbs?? The Amy Winehouse look is disgusting.
324. Private School Junkie - September 10, 2007 7:14 PM
I found it so odd that she wasn't jumping around the stage and dancing all over the floor... I mean, it's a comeback performance, right? Shouldn't she be giving it her all? Those shoes must have made things a little difficult... But other than that, she seemed a little, dare I say... nervous? Tense? Her movements were more constricted than usual, and her facial expression was just blank at moments. If she was going for the whole "less is more" ordeal, it pretty much flopped. I just found it a little sad that I was watching the dancers around Britney instead of Britney herself. And the lip-synching really didn't help the whole situation... So much for a comeback. More like a "gohome".
325. lmao - September 10, 2007 7:16 PM
First off... I would like to say that I don't know about her being fat. Yes she has gained some weight and she isn't the amazing toned britney that we all used to know, but that is not fat. She probably weighs like what? 130 lbs. That my friends is not fat.
Now I have to say, I sat watching the VMA'S and I was in shock. I was watching her performance waiting for something interesting to happen, and it didn't. Her performance was so bland... she, like everyone keeps saying, seems to have forgotten how to lip sync... which is sad. I think that she used to be an ok entertainer, never a good singer, but judging on what I saw last night, I would have to say that this is the end for Britney Spears. Shame on MTV for having her open the show. They are probably kicking themselves in the ass right about now. I don't know about everyone else, but her performance was kind of a buzz kill for me. After that everything was kind of... off for me. Until Chris Brown performed, it was almost like I was on the edge of my seat waiting for something embarressing to happen to someone.
326. ania - September 10, 2007 7:27 PM
I felt embarrassed for her...and so did 50 cent!!!
327. ComeOn - September 10, 2007 7:51 PM
Did her performance suck...YES. Was the lip syncing bad...YES but she was not the only one doing that last night. You'd be hard pressed to find more than a couple of people actually singing! I think calling her fat and a whale are a bit much...I guess no one wants to look at an actual woman's body, who by the way is a heck of a lot more fit than most. No she doesn't look she used to and she could have chosen something that would accent her body instead of giving everyone more to attack when what she was actually doing was more than enough. As far as Sarah Silverman goes...comedy is comedy and she can make fun of any ADULT she wants too...but bringing someone's children into it is a low and uncalled for blow even if they may not be a candidate for parent of the year!
328. strip tease - September 10, 2007 7:55 PM
well, no wonders why she cried after the show, did you see her performance ?
you can see her performance at strip tease videos since the one from dailymotion has been removed
329. Jomo Mabubu - September 10, 2007 8:04 PM
Hey, I am one of the few that thinks she's hotter with some meat on her bones?
330. daren - September 10, 2007 8:18 PM
i have never liked her but after seeing this i feel sorry for her she has a chance to put life back on track and she fucks it up and goes and gets wasted before/after rehearsal it is truly sad. she needs to go away for a long time and get her life back together.
331. Wiley - September 10, 2007 8:28 PM
Britney has never sang live on stage and her dancing was mediocre at best, her backup dancers were far better. Her target audience was little tweenies. The only thing she had going for her was her stage "presence". That "presence" is gone and she has given up. She will continue to perform and reel in as much money as possible but she obviously is done. There will be no comeback because she can't make herself a teenager again and is unwilling to move on.
332. Mama Pinkus - September 10, 2007 8:37 PM
Ms. Spears has lost her confidence which is essential when your entire career consists of lip-synching while performing hooker dance moves. Too bad she didn't kick that bitch Silverman's ass - that may have boosted her confidence enough to perform a half-ass decent show.
333. HELP - September 10, 2007 8:56 PM
First, I happen to think she's a frickin heffer. However, whether or not you disagree, you all must admit that she does not have the body to be in that outfit, ON STAGE, in front of millions of people. Please.
You do not prance around trying to look like a sexpot when, in fact, you are a white-trash cow.
334. aimee - September 10, 2007 8:57 PM
will you guys only be happy after poor britney tops herself? you have to wait for the girl to commit suicide before you can stop slinging your insults? constructive criticism or just general hollywood gossip is fine and can be therapeutic - but ENOUGH IS ENOUGH.
just stop for a second and maybe think the media circus is the problem for this: you boost someone up and say they're one of the hottest women in the world and you expect people to emerge from that unscathed when they attempt to have a normal life? no wonder its rebellion. hollywood needs to take a good hard look at its plastic fantasticness.
335. starscanfrighten - September 10, 2007 9:09 PM
god, aimee - just shut up.
336. Kimberly - September 10, 2007 9:11 PM
I feel sorry for everyone involved with this show, but my regrets especially go out to 1) the guy whom she stepped on (Ouch!) and 2) the guy who had to practically grope her. I'm surprised his hands didn't get lost in her folds.
Somewhere her backup dancers are hiding under a rock.
Somewhere K-Fed is laughing his ass off. And by "somewhere" I mean the back alley behind McDonalds.
337. What is wrong with you people? - September 10, 2007 9:16 PM
The bottom line is-if she'd come out on stage looking the way she did 3 years ago everyone would be saying she's back. Instead the focus is on her body and how "fat" she is. Because thats all that was really different between this performance and those of years past. No wonder so many women have eating disorders. Shame on anyone who calls her fat. Britney looks hot and has the body many men would kill to be with. So she eats Cheetos and drinks too much-so do a lot of people. She is a victim of the media and bored ,vindictive people that have their own set of self esteem issues.
338. starscanfrighten - September 10, 2007 9:39 PM
@337 - sorry, but you don't have a fucking clue.
If she truly could put out a good product, it would be different. Nobody would care about her weight. But she has absolutely no talent and she's a delusional, narcissistic attention whore.
339. Wicked Wendy - September 10, 2007 9:40 PM
#14-ROB
Thanks a lot ! Now I'm gonna be singing that song in my head all fucking night.....
340. brittney - September 10, 2007 9:43 PM
okay< y'all are mean, my sis wan't that bad, and plus i think it takes guts to actually do what she did. as her sister i love her, and i think u as the fans just need to give her time.
341. my comment - September 10, 2007 9:53 PM
Dang! missed the video! any links out there yet?
Enough with the 'she-used-to-be-great' crap already. She was never great, ever. This is her full potential realized right here. It's ugly.
342. starscanfrighten - September 10, 2007 10:04 PM
@341 - go to youtube. You can still see it there (if you must).
343. Pippa - September 10, 2007 10:07 PM
LOL at the playboy belly ring
344. yukadoozer - September 10, 2007 10:08 PM
She's fat and dumpy now. Accept it. And she gets "another chance" everyday-and chooses to accost and corrupt the public with her flab and vacant pig-eyed stares. Choices=Consequences.
345. Jesus - September 10, 2007 10:10 PM
THIS IS THE TRUTH ABOUT WHY BRIT FAILED TONIGHT... love you B.
Britney threatened to ditch her VMA performance just minutes before she took the stage. Want to know why? Britney overheard Sarah Silverman rehearsing her monologue in which she calls Britney's babies mistakes and takes jab after jab at Britney.
Britney made it very clear with MTV that Sarah was NOT allowed to talk about her kids, and MTV agreed. That big-mouthed bitch said it anyway.
Sam Lufti (VMA producer) was overheard backstage screaming at Sarah Silverman because of her outrageous remarks saying: "Sarah Silverman is a seriously unprofessional person to make fun of infants to get a laugh."
Perhaps this why Britney looked upset during her performance. Britney was seen backstage in Alli's arms crying about how cruel people can be to her babies.
While it is Silverman's job to get a laugh, it should not be at the expense of little babies. Your career must be hurting if you have to turn to bashing infants in order to gain a laugh. You'll get what's yours.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND
Britney Spears was to perform under the magic of Chris Angel... but MTV freaked out at the last minute finding out what Britney was actually going to do.
Supposidly, what Britney and Chris were planning was to do a set of mirrors and flotation. But when told to the Palms Hotel/Casino... the hotel flipped.
Insurance was the main problem, and the stage couldn't support the performance. MTV also freaked at the last minute because of their fear of being "too controversial" during the performance. Britney and Chris were infact furious with MTV's sad excuse and told Britney to change the performance at the last minute.
Britney's original performance was to infact appear and disappear. To float through the air... and for much mature dancing
346. aimee - September 10, 2007 10:18 PM
I think that everyone is just being horribly mean. She isn't even fat! That's so damn stupid and exactly the reason young girls try to starve themselves. They're afraid of people like you all.
347. wtf - September 10, 2007 10:19 PM
I for one am sick and tired of her trying to sell the sexy image. Granted, it's all she's ever known but come on. All she had to do was go on stage (fully clothed) and dance her ass off and people would have loved it. Once upon a time she was a great entertainer, she could put on a hell of a show, but it seems she is way to caught up in trying to prove that she is just as sexy as before and it isn't working. Also, there are celebrities that are much more out of shape then Britney Spears, the only difference is they know how to dress for their bodies. It's not impossible for her to be sexy, but she is taking the "less is more" approach a little to literally. I hope she gets her crap together soon. The audience and the media are fickle, give them a great performance they will love you again.
348. gossipqueen - September 10, 2007 10:26 PM
are there any actual videos of this performance online? i missed the show and have to see britney blow it.
349. starscanfrighten - September 10, 2007 10:38 PM
@ 346 - aimee:
read comment #335.
350. starscanfrighten - September 10, 2007 10:41 PM
@ 345:
If the performance was last-minute, then why did the back-up dancers all know what they were doing?
351. zsa - September 10, 2007 11:27 PM
It was bad. It was so bad I can't even put it into words. I was never into her music but at least she was never that bad a performer. Plus she was out of shape and, yes, could have dressed better for her body type.
What I don't understand,is, with everything that's going on with her, not just the custody battle, but the walking around pant-less, and the bad behavior at photo shoots and whatnot, why they would even consider having her perform. I turned it off right away. Sarah Silverman wasn't that funny and I just don't follow this shit that closely anymore. Baaad Decision...
352. MarshMan - September 10, 2007 11:35 PM
In that picture where she's bent forward a little and her hair is flying out in every direction, even the dancer to the right looks like she's about to puke.
353. Frybread - September 10, 2007 11:43 PM
Her performance was pathetic! Twice it looked like she was about to fall over because either 1.) she was drunk/drugged, or 2.) because she had Angel's sperm in her eyes.
354. MoonChild - September 10, 2007 11:47 PM
At least we'll have a REAL LIVE TOUR next year...
IRON MAIDEN !!!!!
2008 " SOMEWHERE BACK IN TIME " !!!!!!!!!!!!!
355. Aja - September 10, 2007 11:55 PM
Gimme More!
356. justifiable - September 11, 2007 1:03 AM
#337 Sorry, but the bottom line is, you're wrong.
That so-called performance would be OK if she were walking off a heavy dose of sedation - there's no way anyone can excuse it. With so much riding on this appearance, she blew it off - hell, she couldn't even adequately phone it in! Never mind the disastrous wardrobe, that fact that she never learned that covering up a bit might be more sexy than revealing an untoned body and leaving nothing to the imagination - we're talking about some three minutes of airtime here. And if she can't concentrate to entertain an audience for three minutes, what the hell makes her think anyone is going pay attention to HER for any much longer than that?
Yeah, a lot of people eat Cheetos and drink too much - and I don't want to see them prance around on TV in unflattering undies, either. They also don't deserve to earn a shitload of money for doing it, and neither does she. What a stupid bullshit justification. She has no discipline, work ethic, respect for her audience or her chosen profession. Buh-bye, Britty!
357. Lisa - September 11, 2007 1:05 AM
Listen, it's rare that I feel sorry for someone who is raking in $700,000 a month. What a blessing and a privilege...and she's f'ing it all up over some dope! --that's including Fed-ex. But I did feel a twinge of compassion for her last night...just for a few seconds. I didn't get the feeling she was scared or nervous. Britney Spears doesn't have a nervous scared bone in her body. That B#tch was raised in front of the camera to dance and sing at the drop of a dime...and she did it so very well. Britney was either medicated or high as hell. She was having an outta body experience while we watched --- her mind was somewhere else --maybe Pluto --or three steps behind every move she made. I'm not mad at the few extra pounds, hell there were a lotta hefty stars out there last night including Beyonce, Jennifer Hudson, Alicia Keyes and even Rhianna. But they weren't in their draws. The pudge wouldn't have been so scandalous if she would have just came through with a performance up to her previous standard of excellence. It's obvious that Britney has no friends or true guidance or pitifully ---no loved ones in her corner. Friends wouldn't let friends dance and sing on national T.V. while outta the body. It's all about the cash cow...and last now that cow had to work it possibly one last time.
358. justifiable - September 11, 2007 1:09 AM
#325 And I'll believe that when I believe she went postal on that paparazzi's car with that umbrella because she was working on an acting "roll" where she and her husband switch places. Remember that little excuse? You can't say she's not imaginative in trying to cover her fuckups, but then so is my three year old nephew when he tells me a dinosaur threw his toys all over the playroom.
359. Britney'sComebackPerformance??? - September 11, 2007 1:36 AM
That guy in pic #6 was overheard saying, "My hands! Oh, God it burns!"
360. Meeffas - September 11, 2007 6:12 AM
Everyone that says she is fat needs to look again. She is average now, and more than likely smaller than 95%+ of the woman in this country (US). This isn't the most flatering outfit ever worn in public but christ I see nasty fat bitches wearing this shit all the time to the bars.
Her dancing sucked because she was cruising around in those big ass heals, try kicking around and such in those things and see how quickly you bust your ass...
People bitching and moaning about lip syncing, NEWS FLASH nearly every pop singer last night lipped it. Timberlake was just as bad as he stopped speaking at one point while the music was still playing.
It is the VMAs and no one wants to chance looking like an ass in front of millions of viewers. They have sucked ass for 15 years now, but year after year we tune in to waste our time and then just bitch about how they suck.
I am not a Spears fan, but everyone that looks at this site clicked on that picture of her perfectly shaved beaver and felt warm inside...don't lie.
361. Melissa - September 11, 2007 7:33 AM
Ooops, I did it again.
(did Britney's reps remove the video, or am I having computer issues?)
362. la-la-lauren - September 11, 2007 9:38 AM
i just watched the slave for (4) you (u) video and it made me a little nostalgic. i was thinking she wasn't THAT fat at the comeback performance, but after watching the snake video, i can see a huge difference. she was moving slower at the 2007 vma's than when she had that snake wrapped around her neck. she looks tired and beat up. i thought she was going to hip hop classes and trying to take care of herself. how do you get that washed up that fast?
363. Beth - September 11, 2007 10:08 AM
Britney Spears is NOT fat. She is average, especially for having two children. But the problem is, if she knew she was going to be on the VMAs, maybe she should have been working out & going to dance practice to prepare for the show instead of going out & doing who knows what... She isn't fat, but she should have NOT been wearing that outfit if she wasn't able to pull it off. She could have worn a really cute shirt or something. Her dancing sucked, heeled boots or not. She didn't dance at all, just some sort of booty popping & some of the other dancers rubbing her up. Had nothing to do with her boots. She just wasn't ready. Oh & her hair looked like shit. I understand she has no hair & all, but damn, with her money she could have gotten a better weave done!
364. Don't gimme more... - September 11, 2007 11:05 AM
She was slow, she was awkward, she was lip syncing (badly)...
but she wasn't fat.
Be realistic, people. All comments about sexism and the number of people literally starving themselves to death in Hollywood aside, the woman is like a size 8 or 10, tops? She's probably got less body fat that 95% of the people sitting around on their computers calling her a fat slob. And she's had 2 kids. Personally I might have chosen a more forgiving outfit if I had been "dancing" (I use the term loosly) on that stage, but give it a rest with the beached whale comments. It makes the American public look moronic when we throw fits about the skeletal frames of girls like Nicole Richie and then laugh at Britney Spears for being a perfectly healthy body weight.
There are plenty of other reasons to laugh (or cry?) at Brit, anyway.
365. Kerry - September 11, 2007 11:07 AM
I'd rather watch K-FED perform 'PopoZao' than watch Britney's performance agian!!! That girl is a mess!
366. crystinej - September 11, 2007 1:01 PM
I must admit, I was never a fan, however after seeing her performance I am completely convinced that Boy Britney from America's got Talent should have won...He was jipped, was he right on or what?!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eor6ILFc228
367. ALEX - September 11, 2007 2:06 PM
I WATCHED THE SHOW BRITINY HAVE A LOT TO WORK TO DO FIRST SHE SHOULD FOCUS ON HER TWO KIDS TRY TO BE A MOM THEN W ORK ON A COMBACK SHOW.
368. jersey - September 11, 2007 2:35 PM
#366
your the bomb boy britney is way more talented!!
totally jipped
brit sux and should pack it in and go spend time with her chitlins
369. dede - September 11, 2007 2:52 PM
no matter how bad the show was or how sad she is - that's what world has done to her.Yeap, i feel sad too but mostly for the people who tink they know what it is to be a star since they were like 2 years old.One big suggestion - shut up!
370. dede - September 11, 2007 2:54 PM
oh...and i don't even like her.
reality check and sympathy people!
371. Annoyedbythis - September 11, 2007 3:22 PM
She doesn't seem interested but it is not all that shocking but maybe the reason why I am not all that shocked is because I find most of the performers watching equally crappy, esp. the freaky rap singers...lmao if Rap is music, or if their jumping around like animals is performing. 50 Cents has no reason to cringe, because his music is worthless. I just think it's pathetic how they let her go out there looking like that and while obviously unprepared..talk about cold, unfeeling, evil people..
372. Linds - September 11, 2007 7:30 PM
I feel sorry for the dancers.
373. Yo - September 11, 2007 11:51 PM
Hummmm, it seems to me just the other day when I was reading the comments about her new release coming out and how awesome everyone thought it was and now look, face it, she is a wan ta be and she will never be
To bad, that is what happens when you give kids millions of dollars and let them do what they want they end up in f---- rehab where she should be!
F--- Britney Your a loser!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! All you had in the beginning was young tits and ass and now you have tits and ass and stomach and gravity!!! So your out No more Diva Bitch!!!
374. may - September 12, 2007 10:51 AM
she's not fat, but there's something disgusting about her body all the same. she just looks nasty. probably because she used to look so toned.
and yeah, if she were just a regular girl on the beach in a bikini, most people wouldn't be gawking and laughing. but she gets PAID to look good. it's her fucking job.
375. moe - September 12, 2007 10:57 AM
i felt awful for her but really she doesn't look THAT big , but she should have realized that she isn't as little as she once was and there were probally better outfit choices..she also should have practiced the lip synch a little more. This is britney spears though! the public has criticized her every move since she was 17 and it drove her to insanity. Even if it had been good ppl would still be saying how bad it was.
376. Rachel - September 12, 2007 11:07 AM
Oh my God, you people are terrible. How can you make comments about that poor girls figure and call her fat? Jesus christ just because she isn't a size zero doesn't make her fat.
Yes her show was awful, yes she didn't dance well and and yes she didn't sing live. But i think that she's been through a hell of a lot in the last two years. having a breakdown in front of the world must be a horrible thing to have to experience, the answer to saving her career is not "suicide" as some people have commented, the answer is backing away from the media letting the circus die down and then make a come back.
What kind of a person would say that ending your life is the answer? That is a horrible and disrespectful thing to say. If you don't like the artist, then don't bloody well watch them. You don't know the person and nobody, i don't care how much of a public mess their life is, nobody deserves comments like that. People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones, i there's not one person that made a comment on this site thats perfect. Half of you are probably overweight and the other half just down right pathetic.
Why insist on building someone up to something just so they can be torn down?
377. molly - September 12, 2007 1:29 PM
her performance was sucktastic and she totally derserves the negative press for a craptacular show.....BUT the whole negative about her body....puleeeze, you've been brainwashed by the media and its skeletal whores like nicole ritchie, kiera knightly, mary kate olsen.....those are NOT women's bodies. those are anorexic messes. yeah, i agree brit's body is not what what it was before 2 pregnancies back to back when she probably did 1000+ ab crunches a day.......and she should have worn something a bit more flattering to her figure. but fat??? no.
378. noraperry@sympatico.ca - September 12, 2007 1:53 PM
are you fucking kidding me.....she's had two kids in three years.....she looks fantastic......just because her ribs are not protruding doesn't mean she's fat.
379. Brooklyn - September 12, 2007 3:35 PM
i think that she could still use a little work cause she looked really nervous and she looked like she almost totally forgot what she was doing =\ but other then that i loved the song and think that she did her best and it was alright. but idc what you ppl say i still love britt!!! <33
380. Ash - September 12, 2007 4:46 PM
The heel on one of her boots had broken which threw her dance off. Honestly, she wasn't as bad as everyone's making it sound. And she's been fatter. After two kids, she looks pretty good. But the lip syncing was pretty bad.
381. Ugh - September 12, 2007 5:03 PM
If I hear one more person call her fat.. honestly. I mean, the woman has had two kids! I'd be pretty damn happy if I looked like that after two kids. She shouldn't have performed because she seemed to be bored with the performance, but It seems like everyone's blaming the mediocre performance on her weight.
382. cinnarose - September 12, 2007 5:53 PM
She's a MILF and I would hit it. Most women would kill to look that good after two kids, but people still want a 19-year-old Britney body. Oh well, I rather have that, minus the half-assed performance.
383. katie - September 12, 2007 7:49 PM
Okay so I'm not a fan of Britney really, but man do I have a bone to pick with society. Calling her fat is just demented. So she's not a fucking size 0, and no that bikini is not flattering on her, but it doesn't mean that she's fat. Unfucking believable that you can be a size 6 and be considered a fat pig.
384. landis grenville - September 13, 2007 4:10 PM
Britney's performance...well there isn't much to say about it except it sucked!!!!
hey watch this funny video...the real performance jk
http://www.hollywoodsquared.com/videos/britney-spears-vma/
385. landis grenville - September 13, 2007 4:16 PM
Britney's performance sucked
Check out this funny video of Britney with out the makeup...jk
http://www.hollywoodsquared.com/videos/britney-spears-vma/
386. Big EZ - September 14, 2007 1:50 AM
The performence sucked but those women looked sexy and hot in those black leather pants. I wish Britney wore those so she could look as sexy as the women. I'm in love with those sexy women.
387. kevin - September 14, 2007 4:23 AM
Why can't this girl wear some clothes and show she is more than a pair of boobs and a shapely ass? Unless that is all she is.
388. Tokyo Tenshi - September 16, 2007 2:10 PM
People say Britney looks good for a mother of two.. for fuck's sake, she's not the only mother of two... most celebs look damn good, slimmer and toned after giving birth... Nobody wants to see a fat lard performing in THAT revealing dress... if she's a regular mother, she looks hella good, but as an entertainer...that's considered FAT. And the performance? Might as well replace her with a dead whale. Would've been much more entertaining.
Show business is a bitch.
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390. Karl - September 18, 2007 9:16 AM
Bad performance? Definitely. Fat? You must be blind. This is America, people. She looks fitter than 99% of women, even after having 2 kids. I'm sure you've f***ed worse than that.
391. jorge - September 18, 2007 5:12 PM
soy de venezuela ella es la mejor y si alguien dice lo contrario este loco claro viene de una recupreracion eso se entiende pero van a ver q va a ser la mejor como siempre su cuerpo es el mejor y esos klitos se van a ir se los aseguro y eso era x su regreso los nervios pero eso se quita y nadie le va a ganar nu8nca ella es la mejor
392. jorge - September 18, 2007 5:34 PM
I am of venezuela and she is not a fat woman donkeys you have two children and already it(he,she) does not have 19 animal(rude) she is the best and is not fat in addition is going to get improved already veran and they were crying and querran to return with her(it) is better(best) in addition the song is very good or not
393. Vancho - September 20, 2007 1:16 PM
Personally I don't think that her VMAs performance was THAT bad. And she looked quite cute, I must say.
394. Vancho - September 20, 2007 1:17 PM
And after all, SHE'S BRITNEY SPEARS.
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