Sep 10 2007Britney Spears disappoints at VMAs – gasp!
Britney Spears gave her “comeback” performance at the MTV Video Music Awards on Sunday night. MTV had threatened to pull the plug if Britney didn’t behave over the weekend in Las Vegas. Obviously MTV chose not to cancel because they love ratings music so much. NY Daily News reports:
“Britney knows she's on thin ice. When they agreed to the performance, they sat her down and told her she should not be going out, and instead focus on rehearsing and resting,” an insider said. “She seemed to be thankful and appreciative for the chance, but who knows with her? MTV made it clear that her usual behavior will not be tolerated.”
Britney clearly heeded the warning - and spent the entire weekend partying :
The pop tart was spotted sipping a frozen margarita before her VMA rehearsal Friday. Then Spears showed up at Snoop Dogg's bash at Body English in the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino about 1 a.m. yesterday in a cute, black strapless dress. She had her people immediately call man-of-the-moment Criss Angel to meet her, sources said. Spears has denied the two are dating.One source said, “She's totally phoning this in. She doesn't seem to care how this goes. She's been drinking a bunch and not putting her all into rehearsing.”
Supposedly Criss Angel was consulted about adding magic to the performance. What magic was that? The off-rhythm dancing? The fishnet stockings whose strength suggest a Kryptonian origin? Or maybe it was dark magic that struck fear into those who looked too closely. Christ, 50 Cent has been shot nine times and was scared shitless sitting in the front row. He’s probably been up all night, clutching his blanket in fear that the Jiggly Girl will sloppily dance out of the closet at any second. God knows I was. I kept a Big Mac on my nightstand so I could distract her with it and make my getaway.
Video of Britney Spears' VMA performance as well as a ton more pictures after the jump.
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Reader Comments
1. I'm Awesome - September 10, 2007 9:31 AM
IT SUCKED BIG TIME AS USUAL FOR BRITNEY SPEARS
2. xoxo - September 10, 2007 9:31 AM
Fristers suck.
3. Hotyute - September 10, 2007 9:33 AM
Honestly, I have never seen a beached whale trying to return to sea. Nevertheless, this was one of thee most painful things I have ever watched, and i have seen a lot of shit.
Like
Oceanic
Killer
Mammal
Lip syncing
To
Tide...
4. second - September 10, 2007 9:33 AM
wasn't that what we expect?!
it's britney(,bitch!)
5. shnoobie - September 10, 2007 9:33 AM
that was so sad. i actually felt sorry for her
6. I'm Awesome - September 10, 2007 9:34 AM
and the whole award show sucked!!! Only Alicia Keys did good. where are the good old VMA's with Pearl Jam, Nirvana, RATM, Guns N Roses, or the controversial Marylin Manson? those where the days for the VMA's!!
7. WAFN - September 10, 2007 9:35 AM
LMAO, i'm glad im not the only one who noticed 50's reaction. That song was horrible! VMAs were pretty bad, except for chris brown/rhiana and then end.
8. havoc - September 10, 2007 9:36 AM
Thankfully.....I missed the entire show.
Oh, she's fat.
.
9. RapKilledMTV - September 10, 2007 9:36 AM
The awards have sucked since RAP/Hip-Hop has forced it's influence into ever aspect of MTV.
Rap, like it's artists turn everything they touch into a turd puddle.
10. Texas Tranny - September 10, 2007 9:38 AM
LOL
But, I do love the outfit, perfect for a drag-queen.
11. Jenna - September 10, 2007 9:38 AM
Her dancing resembled that of a 6th grade girl at a back-to-school dance.
12. ember - September 10, 2007 9:39 AM
It's sad, because she used to be a fantastic dancer and gave a good show, even if her music was always mediocre.
She just looked like a scared child who wasn't sure if she knew the next move or not.
13. Trixie - September 10, 2007 9:41 AM
MTV stopped being relavent years ago. Jessica and Ashley Simpson had held them hostage and nobody knew why. I couldnt even turn on MTV without one of their shows on. Onto Britney: I am so GLAD she bombed. When will the media, and other idiots out there stop applauding the likes of Britney and let's say, Janet Jackson, for lipsynching. The only reason there are fucking 200 people onstage with these no talent has beens is to distract people from their own lack of talent. Britney Spears deserves this. maybe she should go into porn.
14. Rob - September 10, 2007 9:41 AM
Watch the recorded performance with the volume turned down and play Metallica's Sanitarium. It's eerie how well the two go together...
Sleep, my friend, and you will see
That dream is my reality
They keep me locked up in this cage
Can't they see it's why my brain says “rage”
Build my fear of what's out there
Cannot breathe the open air
Whisper things into my brain
Assuring me that I'm insane
No more can they keep us in
Listen, damn it, we will win
They see it right, they see it well
But they think this saves us from our hell
Fear of living on
Natives getting restless now
Mutiny in the air
Got some death to do
Yep...that's her alright...
15. Infonistacrat - September 10, 2007 9:41 AM
OH.MY.GOD. That was pretty damn bad. I told my wife during the debacle that it looked like some fat chick doing an awful imitation of Britney Spears.
To all you people who still believe that she would be ok, this one should pretty much seal the deal. Stick a fork in that career, IT'S OVER BABY!
16. djthecat - September 10, 2007 9:45 AM
She seemed high to me...
17. Brock Landers - September 10, 2007 9:46 AM
Well,
She certainly looked better than she has in years which obviously isn't saying much. I'm willing to give her another year to see if she can make it all the way back.
18. Blubbo Teh Clown - September 10, 2007 9:47 AM
I think everyone is missing the point with her "performance." People keep saying how bad her lip-synching was...why the hell are we even discussing that? Remember Milli Vanilli? They got CRUCIFIED over their fake-assed lip-synching. One of them even committed suicide. Everyone was outraged and pissed off at them.
So why the hell is it acceptable for this Mickey Mouse Club phony to get on stage and do the same thing? Why the hell is MTV giving her a CHANCE to resurrect her fake-assed "lip synching" career? No one is outraged?
Stupid choreographed dance crap, headsets and lip-synching is NOT music. To hell with MTV for even giving this cow a chance...they continue to piss on real musicians who would love to have a chance to make a name for themselves.
19. Alex - September 10, 2007 9:48 AM
suicide is a potential cure to her disease...the woman lost her shape, her moves and finally her mind.
20. Erinibop - September 10, 2007 9:48 AM
Uh... you could see where her REAL hair ends and the blonde extensions begin! If she's looking to revamp her image, opposed to trying to get back her "innocence" by pulling a Courtney-Love-in-a-baby-doll-dress-abused-child look, she should just go Susan Powter on us like she did a few months ago while trying to fight off photographers via umbrella/lesbo-style.
21. Annie Rexia - September 10, 2007 9:48 AM
Her camp is already making up excuses using Sarah Silverman as the asshole that fucked up her performance. Rally grasping at straws. With all the shit people are saying about her, she's going to freak about one little comment Sarah makes? give me a break. She just stunk up the room. Plain and simple. She is over. It is done.
the heavens have blessed us, and finally put HER out of OUR misery.
22. Jess - September 10, 2007 9:49 AM
I love the song. But she really needs to do some practicing. And for fucks sake, I could put together a better show then that with my Pomeranian jumping for attention. It looked like she was a little drunk.
23. Aja - September 10, 2007 9:50 AM
it's not like she was ever a great singer. And I don't think she looks that fat. what should she weigh, 80 lbs.? WTF do you all look like?
24. theoriginalmilf - September 10, 2007 9:51 AM
Gotta love those rappers and singers in the audience...they were looking like, "Gosh damn, tell me again, why am I supposed to be clapping for this lame ass bitch?
25. Leigh - September 10, 2007 9:51 AM
um... milli vanili never actual sang any of there songs... they were lip syncing to OTHER PEOPLES voices not there own... not like we wouldn't all be thankful if someone else sang for Britney.
26. Leah - September 10, 2007 9:52 AM
I was watching it going: "Is this funny or sad? funny? sad? funny??? sad?????"
I made this online comic to try to make it funny, but it's still kinda sad:
http://www.itgumbo.com/mumbogumbo/2007/09/main_stream_media_britney_fail.php
27. Faggot - September 10, 2007 9:52 AM
Frist!
Dude, if you listen to Snoop's songs, take anything from The Doggfather, you just know Britney's the type of bitch Snoop makes fun of.
28. Jonathan - September 10, 2007 9:53 AM
That was awful. Just plain awful. I had read the reports, seen a few pictures, but nothing prepared me for just how bland the whole thing was as broadcast. I'd feel sad, but she's not a singer, she's supposed to be an entertainer. There was no entertaining in that entire "performance." She put no feeling at all into it.
She should go back to doing coke so she can drop the rest of the baby fat.
29. Annie Rexia - September 10, 2007 9:53 AM
Or US out of HER misery. whichever way works.
30. FACE - September 10, 2007 9:54 AM
I would still kill it - she is a white trash piece of ass.
31. Chivas Regal - September 10, 2007 9:54 AM
She's not fat you dimwitted fucks!
What do you want? Your women to have manly six packs? Bunch of puffs!!!
32. @23 - September 10, 2007 9:55 AM
I take it your a chubber?
33. eMM - September 10, 2007 9:55 AM
One of her nails is missing and in a couple pics she appears to have some sort of sore on her mouth.
:(
w.t.f.
34. Frick! - September 10, 2007 9:56 AM
Yippeee! Does this mean she'll be out of the spot light for good now??? ...damn, one could hope. Gimme No more!
35. eeek - September 10, 2007 9:56 AM
theblemish put up this video alongside her old VMA performance with the snake...WOW. big difference. i had forgotten she actually used to be hot. really really really terrible performance, i almost felt bad for watching
36. chitty chitty - September 10, 2007 9:56 AM
i haven't watched the VMA's since high school but the only thing that made this years decent was the "suite" performances. the folks who got to attend foo fighters had a wayyyyyyy better time than anyone at the main show. it just sucks that MTV didn't show more of the suite shows.
that being said, i give brit 2 thumbs up for some hot ass boots. everything else was a hot mess. mismatch extensions that sean p and jayden probably glued in for her as a craft project. the cheetos filled bloated gut that she was too valiumed out to suck in. the lethargic moves like she was constipated and the shitty lip sync. it was hilarious watching the faces of other artists during her "metldown version 6.0.
37. dirtchicken - September 10, 2007 9:57 AM
@30 - For sure. I dunno what it is, but I'd hit the shit out of that skank.
38. Jac - September 10, 2007 9:59 AM
If it was the Sarah Silverman comment she should have killed instead of flopped. Proved her wrong, proved everyone wrong! I was so angry that she fucked it up. Actually angry cause she used to be fucking amazing, even if she didn't sing live, her performances killed!!
39. Luiza Roberta (from Brazil) - September 10, 2007 10:00 AM
TERRIBLE!!!
She´s a FREAK of NATURE!!!
... Fat, bored, unhappy, ugly, BAD BAD BAD singer, stupid girl, poor rich girl, Brit Bitch please go back to your home take care your boys!!!
40. @31 - September 10, 2007 10:00 AM
u r a fat fuck too!
41. Danklin24 - September 10, 2007 10:01 AM
I kept a Big Mac on my nightstand so I could distract her with it and make my getaway.
Rofl that was pretty damn funny.
42. I'm Awesome - September 10, 2007 10:02 AM
MTV IS OFFICIALLY DEAD!! the only good thing about MTV nowadays is MTV2
43. OkieHeather - September 10, 2007 10:03 AM
First: She is NOT fat. For fuck's sake.
Second: It was not that bad, she's always done the lip-synch thing. ALWAYS. Its nothing new. Most pop tarts these days do. They're studio musicians. I'll take a real band playing real instruments singing for real anytime over that crap.
Third: MTV will continue to put acts like Brit Brit on stage because that's what their little 12 and 13 year old tweeny-bopper audience devours.
Fourth: Don't count Brit Brit out yet.
44. britcrit - September 10, 2007 10:04 AM
You gotta admit, she looks way better here than she does out on the street when left to her own devices. I don't really think she looks fat, though her arms are totally pudgy.
45. Faggot - September 10, 2007 10:04 AM
I haven't read any of the comments yet, but, wow! Britney's performance was AWESOME! I really enjoyed the song, the stage, her lipsynching, and she wasn't TOO repulsive to look at. It was GREAT!!!! Good song, good choreography.
46. Kasey - September 10, 2007 10:04 AM
In the picture where her hear is every where...like she's spinning, you can see that one of her fake nails fell off =(
She's one unfortunate woman.
47. Catherine - September 10, 2007 10:04 AM
not even going to mention the hair, but if you look at these pictures, you can see she's even missing a fake nail on her right hand. sloppy much? maybe she forgot this was a performance
48. JohnnyMak - September 10, 2007 10:06 AM
It was a pretty jaw droppingly bad "performance", but I don't know where all this shit about her being fat is coming from. Oh yeah...I remember...the fags.
I thought her body was good. She was slow seemingly because it liked she was high or drunk or didn't get enough sleep or something. But her body wasn't fat.
Fucking white people...
49. run and tell that - September 10, 2007 10:07 AM
in pic #11, it looks like the heel on brit's left boot is about to abandon her. oh, the pressure.
50. James - September 10, 2007 10:09 AM
Agreed, she's not fat. If I didn't know her other pics and behavior I'd even say that she looks hot.
51. whatever - September 10, 2007 10:13 AM
like, most of the gossips are about her...
boy, she's just like 26...
52. \?/ - September 10, 2007 10:15 AM
Britney Spears isn't fat and she is most likely in better shape than the people on here who are calling her fat. She was much more comely, in better shape, and slimmer than Sarah Silverman last night. Once again, if you have been to any major American city or any American city, you would realize that hardly anyone is in shape. If Britney Spears is considered fat, that would mean that 95% of Americans must be fat instead of the purported 65%. Granted, her performance wasn't great, but she did make an attempt.
53. Chivas Regal - September 10, 2007 10:15 AM
Well I guess all you dicks saying she's fat prefer the Posh Spice skinny Tranny look!!!
Admit it you all love a bit of tranny!!! I'm so glad we Brits got rid of her to the Yanks!!!
So what do you want? a 5 stone women with big fake tits that look like half a football each(thats a soccer ball to the Yanks)?
Might as well just have a blow up doll!
54. toolboy - September 10, 2007 10:16 AM
If you superglued my nuts to a cannon ball and shot it into the VMA's during Brittney's performance, I would have waited until she had left the stage before I retrieved my aching sack.
55. shanon - September 10, 2007 10:16 AM
For fucks sakes leave the girl alone. She is only human afterall, and obviously ill and you people out there just love bringing her down even more. How would you feel if that was you or someone you loved and whole world was doing this? She didn't fucking kill anyone. Give her break for christ sakes!
56. haha - September 10, 2007 10:17 AM
I agree with Chivas regal! Britney is NOT fat, not at all. You horrible bastards
57. Texas Tranny - September 10, 2007 10:17 AM
@53.............and what's wrong with Trannies? Personally I love the look.
Tee Hee
58. veggi - September 10, 2007 10:19 AM
OK. I actually feel bad for her. That was fucking TERRIBLE!!!!! I have better drunken dance-off's in my living room.
59. KittyCarlisle - September 10, 2007 10:19 AM
She looked absolutely PATHETIC.
She looked drunk or on pills or something. Slow, sloppy, nasty....I don't know how anyone could enjoy watching a fucked-up tart stroll around in her undies.
60. Chivas Regal - September 10, 2007 10:21 AM
@57, nothing is wrong with Trannies if a tranny is what you are after! But these idiot make out that a perfect woman(and not a tranny) looks like a tranny!
61. p911gt10c - September 10, 2007 10:21 AM
forget the VMA's, you want to be entertained, go watch the Brit Awards. The UK people know what the fuck is up when it comes to music.
62. Allison from Canadaland - September 10, 2007 10:22 AM
I feel sorry for the male back-up "dancer" who had to grope this ape's boobs. Also, she is starting to resemble a snickers bar. I remember back in the day when Britney's first album came out, I thought she was great..then I hit puberty. I have to take a shower now and bleach my eyes. I feel dirty just saying her name.
Best "Y'all,"
Al.
63. Luiza Roberta (from Brazil) - September 10, 2007 10:22 AM
SHEET MTV!!!
SHEET VMA!!!
SHEET American´s Singers and Artist (nowadays)!!!
SHEET Brit. BITCH!!!
SHEET Black Music (Rap)!!!
SHEET Celebrities!!!
... But the U.S.A. is a WONDERFUL country, I agree!!!
CHANGE the people, DIE the sheets, or got to REHAB like: Amy Winehouse, Brit. Bitch, Lindsay Lohan, and others!!!
64. buns - September 10, 2007 10:22 AM
I noticed that her eyes seemed dead, no spark or life in them. Possibly high or she's just given up. I think her parents should take some accountability for the messed up person she is. She's been doing this her entire life and I think it must be a pretty empty life. Too bad she can't see that she has two little people who really need her so she could at least have some love in her life.
65. Lurline - September 10, 2007 10:23 AM
It wasn't all bad......... her backup dancers were AWESOME!
66. SaucyOne - September 10, 2007 10:25 AM
What happened? She was always an awful singer but she at least used to be a good dancer. I know she only used to follow someone else's moves but still, this performance looked like something I'd see at an amateur talent show.
She's not fat (I mean if we saw her walking down the street she'd look fine) but this outfit does not flatter her figure. AT ALL. If she was wearing the leather pants that her dancers had on, she would've probably looked great. Instead, it was just sad.
67. Barry LeFarge - September 10, 2007 10:25 AM
This isn't much of a shock.
68. Allison from Canadaland - September 10, 2007 10:26 AM
PS. I agree with 61. The Brits rock! It's all I listen to, and I highly recommend all music from across the pond. Also, check out the Canadian Indie music scene, you shall not be disappointed.
69. music?? - September 10, 2007 10:26 AM
Shanon, shut the fuck up really. I wouldnt let someone I loved get up and make a complete ass of themselves first of all. Dont feel sorry for this girl. She just brings this shit on herself and keeps making it even worse by doing the stupid ass shit she does.
MTV sucks altogether. People should not be allowed to make a joke of music.. it's so sad.
70. Texas Tranny - September 10, 2007 10:27 AM
@58 Veggi,
Now I'd love to see that, do you dance-around-in-your-underpants?
71. vegasbaby - September 10, 2007 10:27 AM
Me thinks she forgot to shave her armpits. :(
72. jojo - September 10, 2007 10:28 AM
Did anybody notice her dancers are a lot heavier then she is? I wonder if that was done on purpose to try and make Britney look thinner. They do those tricks you know. I personally didn't think Britney looked as bad as I expected her to look after all the bad photos of her the last year, so I guess in comparison, she looked better. But her music has always sucked so it was just more of the same thing. And who cares about the dancing. A lot of great singers don't dance and sing at the same time! Unfortunitely for her though, that use to be the only thing she was good at.
73. free sample - September 10, 2007 10:29 AM
Free those Willys!
74. deedee - September 10, 2007 10:30 AM
#58 Who doesn't?
75. Faggot - September 10, 2007 10:30 AM
54 TOOLBOY that's the funniest thing I've heard all day. Congrats!
76. Faggot - September 10, 2007 10:33 AM
Pic #1
"C'mere you pig! I'm a make you squeel like a piggy. Daddy's drunk and he wants to feel your Picaju."
77. havoc - September 10, 2007 10:33 AM
Its funny to see fat people hopping around.
Only she wasn't hopping.....
.
78. John Hauck - September 10, 2007 10:34 AM
Is there really anyone over 12 years old who thinks she is a great performer? Did anyone notice that someone had to help her up and down during her dance(?)? I guess I am old.
79. Anon - September 10, 2007 10:34 AM
Look. She is not fat, but she is definitely chubby. I believe that if you are not toned and taut, you really have no business dressing in a bra and panty set gyrating on stage like you're hot shit. She could have done herself a favor and covered her gut, worn a skirt, and had better extensions put in.
And I definitely look MUCH better than her, so don't throw out the "You are probably fat" comment back. For a 26 year old who used to be hot, she is nothing like her old self.
80. Guy - September 10, 2007 10:37 AM
Her FACE looks OK but her body still needs work on it.
The music was, meh.
I think that kind of music is dead now. The youth are into greenday, avril lavignes fake punk vibe or rap.
81. crash bang - September 10, 2007 10:38 AM
"People keep saying how bad her lip-synching was...why the hell are we even discussing that? Remember Milli Vanilli?"
sorry if someone has already touched on this, but britney and all the other pop-tarts lip-synch their own songs. milli vanilli pretended to lip-synch songs that they did not actually sing
82. p911gt10c - September 10, 2007 10:39 AM
#68, where you from Allison? I'm in Calgary.
83. Beaver - September 10, 2007 10:39 AM
MTV has a video music awards show? I didn't realize they still played music videos on that channel! ;-) Yeah Britney's pretty much a fatty with no talent -- who let her corpulent ass out of Criss Angel's sphincter?
84. Tatiana - September 10, 2007 10:40 AM
She's not fat, guys. But indeed, that outfit is not the best for her body shape.
I'd say "She should have some common sense and wear something that doesn't make her look fat", but hey... Britney Spears with common sense? Unreal.
Anyway, I feel sorry for her. And for MTV. For the rappers, too. No, actually, I feel sorry for everyone who has watched the video.
85. yukadoozer - September 10, 2007 10:40 AM
fattyfatty2x4 can't move on the dance floor. Back to the bayou, Bitch.
86. Lexoka - September 10, 2007 10:41 AM
The music sucks, and she can't dance --- although the 6-inch heels probably didn't help. But she apparently lost some weight and looks kinda good, here.
87. Judgey McJudgerson - September 10, 2007 10:42 AM
The point is not that she's "fat." The point is that by Hollywood standards, she has too much flab to be parading around in her underwear (that's what that is, right?) in front of millions of people.
On that note, is it supposed to be sexy that she's not wearing much clothing? Because I think we've all seen Britney's hooha enough times that it wouldn't phase us if she had been completely naked out there. I guess I just don't get how we're supposed to consider this woman sexy after all the trashy, crazy things we've seen her do.
That said, she does look better than she has been looking - just a little lost. Maybe she's wondering where that fake nail went...
88. blueberry - September 10, 2007 10:43 AM
geeez...that's a really hard song!How could she remembered the lyrics???It was like "gimme gimme more...". what was next??oh, that's right..."gimme more"!that must have been exausting for her...
89. Ravage - September 10, 2007 10:43 AM
Such a strange feeling last night watching her. (and not that tingly in the pants feeling)
I think everyone had this hope that she could pull herself out of this "Thing" she has gotten into and we could see her return to something less .... Trailer Park?
Nope it was a complete train wreck.
Bad enough she decided to lipsync the song, but she wasnt even close to it. She didnt look like she cared or knew the words to it. At one point it looked like she was singing "Old Mc Donald, I am cow..."
I dont think there was any dancing by her.. more like walking off beat to the song. At first it looked more like a drunken stumble.
Finally, I dont care if she was "Fat" we have all been looking at pictures of her over the last couple of months, even up to the last few days... we saw what she has been looking like. Did we realy expect some miracle change? Obviously she has had no mirrors around her when practicing, getting dressed, partying, or smoking crack, if she had there is no way a sane person would have worn the outfit she did. (Sorry I did actually use sane while talking about her in the same sentance.)
By the way sorry for the crack comment... if she would have been on crack she would be much thinner.
On a good note, last night Sean Preston, her son, said his first words last night. "Mommy's a drunk ho".
MTV = DEAD
VMAs = DEAD
BRITS CAREER = DEAD
Can we move on now?
90. Faggot - September 10, 2007 10:44 AM
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John Krazinski? BJ Novak? Greg Daniels?
Who's going to be the eagle to swoop up Pam Beasly?
You heard it here first folks, Faggot puts his left nut on the line, says that it's John Krazinski.
91. yooperdavey - September 10, 2007 10:47 AM
Granted I was a huge Britney fan and am still holding onto whatever glimmer of hope that is left, I really didn't think it was that bad. I mean, I would like to see anyone else that has had two kids in two years and drinks and parties as much as she does look like that. It's obviously not her A game, but I think she gave it a good shot. All in all, i don't think it was that bad. I was expecting much much worse.
92. FromOutOfNoWhere - September 10, 2007 10:47 AM
The performance (singing and dancing) sucked, but that aside Brittney is so freaking hot in that outfit. Did you check out that pic where she's showing how fine her rear end is. Man I needed a cold shower after that. This base has got it in all the right places on that body.
93. Sirya - September 10, 2007 10:47 AM
Ehm, isn't it time for a big reality check for B?
94. Andie - September 10, 2007 10:47 AM
jojo, I noticed that too!
You know what though?
She's not fat. hse has had two kids and looks healthy. I think most users here calling her fat have just been brainwashed into liking girls who look like 10 yr old boys.
But, she IS a tool.
95. happyhandsclub - September 10, 2007 10:48 AM
Since when did strutting back and forth across a stage become dancing? Anyone with absolutely NO dance training can do that.
For those of you STILL defending her...SHUT UP! She IS fat and she IS a waste. If someone's body is not perfect (hers), they shouldn't be wearing the outfit she was wearing.
Plus her extentions looked like hell.
96. Zoostation - September 10, 2007 10:49 AM
Sad. Just sad.
97. FromOutOfNoWhere - September 10, 2007 10:50 AM
The performance (singing and dancing) sucked, but that aside Brittney is so freaking hot in that outfit. Did you check out that pic where she's showing how fine her rear end is. Man I needed a cold shower after that. This babe has got it in all the right places on that body.
98. mererere - September 10, 2007 10:50 AM
@54 hahahahahahhahaha - NICE
99. tatianalensky - September 10, 2007 10:53 AM
she's not fat. Sure, she's been slimmer. But that's not the issue. Who gives a fuck about her bad or good extensions or her blingy bikini. Bottom line - she was there to perform - but she sucked. I mean, she didn't dance - she stumbled around the stage. It was pathetic. The expressions on her face were like - 'wtf am I doing here? Get me outta here"
100. ravage - September 10, 2007 10:54 AM
I was checking out the pictures again. (its ok I havent eatten breakfest yet)
Did you notice that she had the wireless mic and headset she had on. Why in the hell would you need that if you are going to lipsync?
I figured it out!!
She wasnt lipsyncing the song, since her rapidly declining career is going down the toilet, she was just practicing for her next career. Taking orders back at McDonalds Drive thru!!
"Would yall like some Fries with that?"
101. zuzuspetals - September 10, 2007 10:54 AM
I think she looked fabulous. And the song is great.
102. yikes - September 10, 2007 10:56 AM
she never had too much talent but a great figure..now it looks like she can fart with the big boys.....
103. Al Hamilton - September 10, 2007 10:56 AM
Now, I'm not one to defend Britney normally, but when I watched this I couldn't help but notice that she seemed to be unable to walk/dance in those boots. Imagine standing in front of such a huge audience and being expected to dance with a 5 inch heel coming off. Clearly, there were some major problems all around with this performance, including Brit's late night drinking binges, but I'd certainly fire the wardrobe person. Her hair looked terrible, a nail fell off and her boots were defective. Brit never actually had talent. It was always about the skill of her handlers. This just reveals how influencial those who pull the strings behind the scenes really are.
104. corey - September 10, 2007 10:57 AM
Britney Spears, You have just gone and blown and any future you had in the music buisness.You not only embarrassed yourself last night with that ridiculous performance.You gave a huge smack in the face to the real artist out their struggling to make it.You had absolutely know buisness performing last night.The britney spears from a few years back would be truley disgusted with what happend lst night,You once were the biggest star around,but now your just a joke.Britney you have tarnished your once amazing career.Its over britney take what ever dignity you have left and bow out gracefuly retire,and move away from L.A to a nice little town and live a normal life because britney your done
105. gingin - September 10, 2007 10:57 AM
she would look fine-if she were just "playing" the young mother of 2 children who needs to trim up a bit more from baby-fat time, but as a featured performer prancing around in her underwear?? ugh. enuf, already, of this pathetic woman. doesn't anyone love her enuf to tell her how humiliating her behavior and performances are? her own maternal instincts seem to be pretty thin, so maybe those of her mother are, too. sad. if anyone ever needed some tough love, this is the girl.
106. chelsea - September 10, 2007 10:57 AM
It wasn't any worse than her previous VMA performances, she just didn't have any pythons or Madonnas to distract the audience. Sure, she's too fat for that skanky outfit but considering she had two kids I think she looked ok. She looked a lot better than usual.
107. *** - September 10, 2007 10:57 AM
It's Britney-Bitch!
Did she forget to pack her Outfit? Is that why she is on stage in her underwear?
108. mayle - September 10, 2007 11:00 AM
What a shame, I was really hoping she'd redeem herself... Now I just feel really bad for the girl. She has no self-confidence and she frankly doesn't give a shit about anything. She didn't even try to lip synch let alone dance at the same time. And on top of all that, her face kind of resembles Carrot Top in some of the photos. Oh well, I'm still rooting for her though.
109. MTVs Blow - September 10, 2007 11:01 AM
didn't watch. didn't care. still don't care.
Brit looks good for a mommy of two. Not good for someone wearing the clothes she is. Seriously, she needs to stop the drinking, get fit and tight like Madonna, then try coming back when she looks as good as she used to. Her music was always second to her looks and bod, and now she does not have that going for her. Get her on some meds and lets see her get it together enough to not be some delusional.
110. *** - September 10, 2007 11:01 AM
those poor dancers have to TOUCH her! I just hope she pays them extra for that!
111. sea - September 10, 2007 11:04 AM
Was she wearing two bras to push up her boobs so far they would be out further than the beer pudge? I'm assuming that was he point. Otherwise, she's an idiot.
Oh wait. I guess you can have it both ways.
112. scottl - September 10, 2007 11:05 AM
She looked fine to me
113. Abygail - September 10, 2007 11:07 AM
I don't know why you people feel bad for her at all. She's making these choices for herself no one is forcing her to go out partying all the time no one is pulling her leg to be there. I just hate people who are basically handed oppurtunity after oppurtunity and just piss them away, act like they don't give a fuck, and than you want us to feel bad for them? Please. There are people out there who would die for the chance to have what people have been trying to give Britney. She's just an unappreciative bitch who deserves all the bad things that have happened to her only because she caused them herself.
114. veggi - September 10, 2007 11:07 AM
NO! It was NOT good. I am the MOST uncoordinated person EVER, and I could have done that better. drunk. on roller skates. blind folded.
115. ph7 - September 10, 2007 11:07 AM
Boy, she is looking more and more like an Arkansas hillbilly every day.
Sooooo-ieeeeee
116. wedgeone - September 10, 2007 11:08 AM
Meh. I'm not impressed by harsh comments from hypocrites. Most of the commenters here are fatter than Britney. Don't every bother to argue (in make-believe e-world), you know I'm right (in the real world).
117. LadyJane - September 10, 2007 11:08 AM
I farted and it smelled just like her performance.
118. me - September 10, 2007 11:10 AM
Note to Brit: Sometimes less IS more. So yeah, gimme more.
119. Texas Tranny - September 10, 2007 11:11 AM
LadyJane.............LOL
I think I love you.
120. vixen - September 10, 2007 11:14 AM
Yeahh that was just so sad. I feel sorry for her.
121. zenia - September 10, 2007 11:15 AM
the main thing isn't that we are makung fun of her becuase she's fat or whatever...it's because this bitch gets paids millions of dollars and hundreds of thousands of dollars for pitiful performances and club openings...she is a washed up has been ...give the new people with real talent a chance. oh and her hair was disgusting...try to be a professional instead of some white trash ho..but maybe that's too much to ask of Britney, y'all
122. Jimbo - September 10, 2007 11:15 AM
@117 You are mistaken LadyJane. Your fart smelled much better than Britney's performance
123. steve-o - September 10, 2007 11:15 AM
sarah silverman sucks
124. LadyJane - September 10, 2007 11:16 AM
Thanks, Texas Tranny, I love me too.
125. NH - September 10, 2007 11:19 AM
Actually she looks good and the hair is perfect. You guys just like to trash other people, because you don't have mirrors at home. That's the painful truth
126. Britney is not fat! Just Flab! - September 10, 2007 11:19 AM
mkay. Britney Spears is not fat, she is just flabby for hollywood. Plus she used to be a sex-symbol so people require more from her. She isn't in that bad of shape for a regular woman, but for someone who is in show buisness...she looked sick, drunk, lathargic. Pretty much what people say here.
Her performence was ok at first, then in the end she crashed. Don't count her out yet, she should just disappear from public eyes for about 4-5 months get in shape, counseling. and be happy.
As with her kids she has nannies to take care of her kids! she doesn't need to be with them at this point! Its not like children at that young age tell the difference between a nanny or a mother. cept breast milk.
127. Lindsay - September 10, 2007 11:22 AM
Gugh! Everytime Britney flipped her hair or turned around, a little piece of me died... Why didn't she pull her hair back or ask someone else (besides her boys) to attach the extensions?
128. beverly penn - September 10, 2007 11:22 AM
Yep, only Alicia Keyes - she rocked. Britney - it was sad, when the cameras panned the audience it was even sadder.
129. @101/97 - September 10, 2007 11:24 AM
101? God, people like you really piss me off! Assholes like you is why this goddam country is falling apart! fine? Good? So goddam glad you settle in to mediocrity so easily. Christ! That performance wasn't even mediocre, it was fucking awful! I bet getting D's in school is fine and dating some jobless loser off the street is good with you? People like you make me want to puke.
97? Bet you're into pregnant chicks. fucking loser!
130. Noelle - September 10, 2007 11:27 AM
omg... that was horrible... couldn't stop laughing. There were times she just stopped lip synching all together. This girl needs to face reality... she's washed up... drop the singing and go find something else to do! Stop trying to punish the masses!!!
131. Moopie - September 10, 2007 11:28 AM
Pic 13. Do I spy a Tara Reid tummy?
132. happyhandsclub - September 10, 2007 11:30 AM
It's pretty pathetic that someone can be that fat after getting lipo. Can you imagine how fat she really would be if she didn't get lipo?
Putting the horrible "performance" aside, the song was one of the worst songs I ever heard in my life. Could it get any more simple and repetitive? I could not imagine having that song play in my house or in my car and enjoy it. Who really listens to that kind of music anyway?
133. Jess - September 10, 2007 11:30 AM
Christina is 5 months pregnant and her gut is smaller.
134. Kelly - September 10, 2007 11:30 AM
One quote comes to mind after watching this performance. It's from the movie "Hope Floats", when Justin says to Birdee:
"You used to be so bodacious, Birdee. What happened to you?"
Now, don't get me wrong....I don't agree with everyone who keeps saying Britney's fat. She's not as thin as she used to be, but she certainly doesn't qualify or deserve being told she is fat...she's far from it. The fact is that she just doesn't seem to care. The girl makes $700,000 a month and pays $25,000 a night for her hotel suite but apparently won't fork out money for a top hair stylist. There's no reason for her hair to look so shitty. Did she weave that herself before the show?
You know what she should have done? She should have removed the extensions and punked out her short hair ALA Madonna circa "La Isla Bonita". That would have been far more effective in a positive way.
Why is her career over? Because this was an incredible opportunity for her to take this hideous life of hers and turn it around and she took it for granted. She clearly didn't rehearse. She clearly didn't even TRY to dance or sing. She partied every night despite her promises to MTV to take this seriously. She just doesn't have any life in her. Her eyes are dead...look at her "Slave For You" performance and then look at this....it's like she's had the life sucked out of her. The only thing I know of that can take the life out of a person like that is tranquilizers or some other kind of prescribed drug....years ago Stevie Nicks said that her addiction to cocaine did not ruin her career because she could still work....it was her addiction to Klonopin that ruined her career because it zapped the life out of her and took away all her energy.
Assuming her money is invested and she's able to continue making a living on the interest of her investments, Britney needs to buy a farm somewhere in Louisiana and raise her boys there and call it a day. Her 15 minutes are up.
135. Captain Cock - September 10, 2007 11:33 AM
The song was pretty good and 50 Cent was just looking at all the women. These people are champions 'cause they are pulling down the money while you sneak peeks at the superficial on the public computer terminal at the post office you work in. Why don't you get behind the counter and service the customers you lazy losers?
136. Bugman4045 - September 10, 2007 11:37 AM
"31. Chivas Regal - September 10, 2007 9:54 AM
She's not fat you dimwitted fucks!"
Look, when you jump around on stage in (essentially) a bikini, you better have some distinction among the measurements of your bust, waist, and hips!
Brit is barrel shaped.
Also, tattooing little crosses at the edges of your C-section doesn't make it sexy.
137. fdsj - September 10, 2007 11:38 AM
the guy whose crotch she grabs is hot
138. Alex H - September 10, 2007 11:42 AM
that was terrible! she didn't even put any effort in!!
139. mrs.t - September 10, 2007 11:44 AM
Ouch. That made me really sad. Like watching Anna Nicole Smith stumble around on stage.
140. swan - September 10, 2007 11:46 AM
A while back I posted and said she should just retire, live off of the interest ($) and just fucking relax! Have a good time with the kids, do yoga, be a mom and just enjoy it! How hard is that? She doesn't look like her old self and shouldn't be trottin around in undies on stage on national/international TV but she looks really good for a mom who had two kids in under two years. She should use that as a positive and start dressing sleek and stylish and just give up the bubble pop tart career. Just have short hair and get a cute cut....people would be more excited about her shedding the pop tart image and becoming a unique authentic person and changing her life than this junk. Too many people here are getting mad about her being fat...I see it as her not being HAPPY or in the right field anymore. NOBODY with kids should sing about that stuff or dress like that.
We don't need another Madonna...i wish she would quit, too. Even though she is skinny, she still SUCKS big time.
LETS BRING REAL MUSIC BACK, I've had enough SEXY.
141. jugger - September 10, 2007 11:46 AM
gawd, she'll probably go off the deep end...even more...now. What a mess I foresee a lame attempted suicide soon from her, but then Criss Angel will magically heal her wounds thus saving Britney for her Vegas comeback with Celine Dion.
142. Chivas Regal - September 10, 2007 11:47 AM
Most Etheopians are fat by Hollywood standards! Lets face facts, all you people saying she's fat like little boy bodies on women!!!
Yet the fact is most of you are Yanks who are the fattest people in the world! Infact as you were typing how 'fat' Britney is you were all proberbly slurping on a Gallon size coke to wash down the 12 double cheeseburgers (one for each chin)
You've just been brainwashed to think fake is good!, yeah maybe you put a man on the moon but no other fucker was trying!!! We Brits didn't try cus there was no-one there to conquer!
143. Riotboy - September 10, 2007 11:49 AM
That performance made my eyes sad.
/"I'm Britney, bitch!"
144. Nina - September 10, 2007 11:49 AM
Look at any other celebrity who has had a kid and who is older than Shitney with just as much, maybe less, money. They're back to their pre-pregnancy weight and mindset. NOT THAT I THINK THESE PEOPLE ARE TALENTED OR GOOD LOOKING but these people look like they did BEFORE SHITTING OUT kids and they are older: Jennifer Garner, Gwen Stefani, Maggie Gyllenhaul, Kerri Russel, etc. They were in shape before just like this idiot and managed to get it back but why cant this hag get it together? She's got the money and the time, she's just lazy and that post-pardom depression/ bi-polar disorder is taking over... someone should tell her that the way to control that is the correct prescription drugs, not Xanex, Coke or Red Bull and Vodka
145. YouRang - September 10, 2007 11:49 AM
I heard that wasn't even Britney Spears. It was just some look alike MTV found early Sunday. They taught her to sing and dance because Britney was all fucked up and vomiting, pissing, and shitting herself in a ditch somewhere.
It's hard to feel sorry for some talentless white trash jackass, that's worth a couple hundred million dollars because they were chosen to be the marketing product of some predatory record label that preys on the stupidity of US teenagers.
146. Phy - September 10, 2007 11:49 AM
Dear Superficial:
Thank you! Now my mental dictionary has a visual definition for the word "tawdry".
147. JoeRod - September 10, 2007 11:52 AM
I actually had to cringe when I watched this. Who is she trying to be now? I can't figure out who's career has went down faster. Michael Vick or Britney Spears? At least Michael Vick will make a comeback!
148. Nina - September 10, 2007 11:52 AM
She's not fat, she's just thicker some how and needs to tighten up. No matter how much exercising she does I don't think that ass or thighs will get smaller; sure she was built like a footfall player to begin with, with that thick nect and shoulders but didn't the lower half seem to get just thicker after kid 2? God, I never want a kid if it turns my body into a runningback!
149. VIVAMEXICOCABRONES - September 10, 2007 11:53 AM
I'm sorry.. but the Sarah Silverman commentary was, actually, AFTER her performance.. it's soooooo stupid to blame her.. FACE IT, IDIOTS, BRITNEY IS DONE and OVER!
150. Niamh - September 10, 2007 11:54 AM
HATERS!!! i mean like she is just sooo fat rite? Like totally obese? i have never seen anyone that fat before!! She needs to get herself onto a pro ana site with the rest of you perfect people!! Man it must be hard being as perfect as all of you!!
151. swan - September 10, 2007 11:55 AM
@ 126
Kids "at this age" certainly DO know the difference between their mother and a NANNY. Jesus Christ, have you ever read a book? Those two kids are going to be so fucked just on the crappy treatment they have had so far. There is something called "attachment." If you do not establish a good attachment to your child and vice- versa your child will actually be more insecure and have deeper emotional problems as a result. THAT IS WHY THERE Are sooo many fucked up people on the planet! Cuz dumb asses like you think it's ok to leave a baby with whomever and not the baby's own parent, shove a bottle in it's mouth and leave it in a crib for hours while it cries! I was a nanny...it's a bad situation when a parent leaves an infant with someone else for days on end....NOT good.
152. lambman - September 10, 2007 11:56 AM
Honestly, she was hardly the wrost thing about that tavisty of an award show. The whole things was a mess from start to finish, and there were MANY moments more cringe worthy.
yeah, it was half-assed at best, but the rest of the show seemed to be put together by a retarded monkey with add
153. shanipie - September 10, 2007 11:56 AM
Yes, its all Sarah Silverman's fault.
Funny, I thought we were done blaming the jews for everything.
Brit Brit (shakes a finger in disapproval)
154. lambman - September 10, 2007 11:57 AM
ps she's not FAT in the general sense she is just WAY TOO FAT FOR THAT OUTFIT
155. Sassy - September 10, 2007 11:58 AM
Her performance was great. By great I mean bad. By bad I mean shitty. By shitty, I mean fucked up.
156. Dep - September 10, 2007 11:59 AM
I hate to admit she doesn't look horrible there....but is it too much to ask after lip syncing the whole song for them to turn the microphone on at the end when she says "Thank you" ?????
157. Gringer76 - September 10, 2007 12:00 PM
I'm too lazy this morning to read all the comments, but did anyone else notice in the pics that one of her fake nails is missing? Just goes to show how professional this gal is..."Tacky Bee-dazzled bikini? CHECK! Bra strap showing? CHECK! Missing acrylic nail? CHECK! Hey ya'll, I'm ready now! Let's get this party started, ya'll!"
After all, she is from Louisiana! Yup, the redneck in her showed last night.
158. Nina - September 10, 2007 12:01 PM
Ok, for all tose idiots who are defeding her because of fat comments how about this:
She's a bad parent, always out w/o kids, if she's around them she's a danger (cigarettes near their heads) there's no way you can justify a lit ciggie near a kids head unless you're just as white trash as she is and this is your "lifestyle" and how you were brought up.
How many chances are you people going to give this trainwreck? You're probably just as deranged as she is and lead misearable lives because you allow people to walk all over you by telling yourself "it's just one, two.... twenty mistakes, they'll come out of it" just like you do with your thoughts on this morons "career comeback"
I can't stand people who make excuses for actions that COMPETENT people know are unprofessional, dangerous, selfish, or just plain crazy
159. ogirlie - September 10, 2007 12:01 PM
Why is she still around? Horrible dancing, fat, careless, high/drunk and lame all around. Bring on some real talent, please!
160. jess - September 10, 2007 12:03 PM
its like she just walked on stage and said "yeah i'll do this, why not" she had no pop! it was like 3 minutes of her just wondering around the stage. probably looking for cheetos.
161. Ruff - September 10, 2007 12:03 PM
Does she a have a serious boot addiction or what?
It may be time for an intervention.
162. Nina - September 10, 2007 12:04 PM
@159, unfortunally MTV thinks talent involves remakes of Michael Jackson songs and Boy Bands corroborating songs with "rappers" who can't "rap" the whole song and let the audience take over every few words
163. jt - September 10, 2007 12:06 PM
oh. my. god
164. Nina - September 10, 2007 12:06 PM
My favorite part was the stumble about 20 seconds into the performance,
"Do I go left, do I go right? What were they telling me in rehersal after I had my 5th stiff drink and Criss Angel's dick in my ass?"
165. PrettyBaby - September 10, 2007 12:08 PM
My two cents for those who are DYING to know...
She looked heavy... I mean yeah she isn't obese or anything, but her choice of outfits was a fucking trainwreck, not only that... she was slow, clumsy and dull looking. Think back a few years, she used to be an excellent dancer. It was very, very bad and pathetic and she DID look too plump.
166. jugger - September 10, 2007 12:09 PM
Man it must be hard being as perfect as all of you!!
150. Niamh - September 10, 2007 11:54 AM
===============
Not really, but it definitely would be for you.
...actually make that impossible, crist even I'm left in awe at my awesomeness.
167. Dr. Phil - September 10, 2007 12:10 PM
To all the bitter fat girls:
So about 10 years ago you walked into the living room and caught your boyfriend masturbating to a Britney Spears video. She crashed and burned 3 years ago, and you've been beating the dead horse ever since. It's time to grow up, move on, get a new boyfriend, and try to accept yourself for who you are - not thin, not pretty, not successful, but maybe ok in some ways that a few people might find worthwhile. Stop binging on the bitterness. It's only making you look childish and ugly.
168. PrettyBaby - September 10, 2007 12:12 PM
I will say one other thing ... I thought her skin looked very good and clear and her makeup was good.
*ducks tomatoes thrown by evil Superfish folks*
169. squirlgal1 - September 10, 2007 12:14 PM
She has enough money, rather than actually perform, she should have hired a Britney look-a-like from one of those Las Vegas shows to do it for her.
170. Stomach Crunches are A Girl's Best Friend - September 10, 2007 12:14 PM
She's not fat, but bitch needs to hit the gym. It's as simple as that. People don't pay her to "sing." You could run your nails across a chalk board for a similar effect. People paid tickets for her shows because she was a great performer and because her body was amazing. Well let's see, floundering across the floor and looking like you're in dire need of an ab roller don't fit that bill. (And please stop with the two kids defense. Cindy Crawford's old ass is nearly two times Brit Brit's age and still manages to keep her shit together.)
I manage to drag ass to the gym three times a week and dance classes on Saturday and I work a 9 to 5. This heifer gets paids millions and has access to nothing but time and the best trainers money can buy. She's got no excuse.
171. FatIsRelative - September 10, 2007 12:15 PM
Okay, so maybe she's not mordibly obese (which most of us equate "fat" to) but she definitely didn't have the body of a pop-star who has more than enough time and money to have the body of a goddess (circa 2000). She is FAT compared to the likes of Megan Fox, Rihanna, and Nicole Scherzinger and the pre-K-Fed Britney Spears.
There's no reason she should be scantly-clad on stage.
Correction, there's no reason she should be on stage, period.
p.s. Did anyone else see 50 Cent's or Chris Brown's facial expressions during the performance? PRICELESS!!!
172. shadty - September 10, 2007 12:22 PM
i actually felt bad for her it was soo horrible
173. shadty - September 10, 2007 12:24 PM
also the whole show sucked ass fall out boy winning best group LMAO wow the whole thing was just awkward
174. AJ - September 10, 2007 12:24 PM
What the FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU DUMB FUCKS?
WHY ARE YOU CALLING HER FAT, BEACHED WHALE... ETC.?
I love to see you ugly pieces of shit pop out 2 kids and then look like this LESS than a year later. She looked the best she's looked in 3 years and you all are just so fucking hateful you won't see it. What does she have to do? Go down to Mary Kate Olsen standards so then you can call her too skinny?
Exactly what's wrong with America and what's made Britney crazy, because nothing she does will ever be good enough. Too bad all of you aren't under the spotlight 24/7 and judged frequently.
OH MY GOD!?? SHE DRANK A MARGARITA!??!? JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! 26 YEAR OLD WOMEN SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED TO DRINK ALCOHOL!
And also, you dumb fucks who keep bringing up the expressions of 50 CENT, I guess you were all too fucking blind to see that they had annoying strippers dancing ontop of most of the tables, including 50 Cents. 50 was looking up at them because they were probably swinging their legs right in his face. At no point was his unhappy expression directed towards Britney.
I love how people just read certain things and then just exaggerate them horribly when they're not even true.
Sure, Britney lip synced and wasn't great at dancing, but she looked good. If she is fat, then I guarantee 75% of you lame fucks are about to die of obesity.
175. Nina - September 10, 2007 12:28 PM
#174 refer to #134, 158, 164, 171,
176. sono879 - September 10, 2007 12:32 PM
WOW! For the first time I actually felt bad for Britney Spears. Sure she has always lipsynched but I remeber when she used to be a great performer and was much more confident. Aside from the fact that she is a little crazy I remember when people used to love her performances. I think its sad that because her life turned out the way it did and shes not exactly in the best shape people hate her now. MTV just invited her so people could make fun of her. Those comments about her being fat, shes a grown woman for christs sake you can't expect her to be eighteen forever. Oh and Sarah Silverman acted like a total bitch.
177. mabbo - September 10, 2007 12:32 PM
That outfit is the exact same outfit Madonna wore during her opening numbers in her Girlie Show Tour! So many things wrong with this performance I don't know where to begin. Mainly, it was Brit that was off the mark. The choreography was boring and she just didn't deliver. Secondly, the song itself should have been mixed better for the performance...and most importantly, Brit should have had her mic on and sang at least some of the song live. How many more chances will she get? MTV execs must be pissed.
178. jrzmommy - September 10, 2007 12:37 PM
About 50 Cent - be careful when trying to interpret his facial expressions. For example, when they seem to be smiling, it's actually baring of teeth in an aggressive display. Google "comparative biology" to find out more.
179. AJ is a Fatty - September 10, 2007 12:37 PM
You're taking this kind of personal, aren't cha buddy? America didn't make Britney crazy, she was nuts to begin with. Not to mention, what sane adult needs the constant approval of their peers to feel vailidated? So she went crazy because people don't like her? Hmmm, okay. And please, stop your blubbering about the 24/7 scrutiny. That's an occupational hazard. Must be annoying as hell, but she can dry her tears on a hundred dollar bill. You don't see other REAL celebrities going supernova because of the paps. That's because they understood that being hounded by the media is a part of the job and they learned how to handle it with grace.
But I will agree with you on one thing, she's not fat. She's just not in good enough shape to pull off that skank outfit she's wearing. Whoever her stylist is, they shouldn't be beaten and raped by a pack of hyenas for telling this girl she looked in this get-up. Leave the belly baring to the teeny boppers.
180. AJ is a Fatty - September 10, 2007 12:39 PM
correction to 179 - should be beaten.
181. Mother of all - September 10, 2007 12:41 PM
She's benn trying for a while to get fired. First she got married,Twice.Then had 2 children,partying,shaving her head,rehab,pantyless even.But sadly she can't get out of her obligations so as a last ditch effort she is gonna just suck. It's sad.
182. Jess - September 10, 2007 12:41 PM
I agree with rap killed mtv! the whole show sucked:( when is this rap music gonna go out?! as for britney what can I say...Britney do yourself a huge favor and stay home..
183. mr obvious - September 10, 2007 12:47 PM
She performed like a drug addict because she's got a serious addiction to drugs and alcohol. Everything else is secondary. It's small-minded to express contempt under these circumstances.
184. Vince Lombardi - September 10, 2007 12:47 PM
3rd to last photo - you went on national TV and didn't shave your pits????
I agree she looked dazed. And she covered her face and/or mouth several times, like she couldn't deal with the lights or was trying to look past them. I'm driving past this train wreck from now on. No more looking for me.
185. Darth Hater - September 10, 2007 12:49 PM
You know you're circling the drain when MTV has to warn you about your behavior. Haven't watched MTV since Beavis and Butthead so I didn't see a second of the show, but from what I've read from actual news websites, I think we can officially call Brit's non-porn career over.
@9: Amen
Fat/not fat debate: She is not fat...probably a little meaty or flabby to wear that particular outfit. I'd prefer that over a toothpick with fake breasts. I don't want to be able to count rib bones thanks. Look at your normal weight teenage daughters while your watching Brit on TV and making fun of her for being fat and wondering why they have eating disorders.
Plenty to criticize about her like bad singing voice, idiotic behavior, lousy parenting skills, or total lack of preparedness for a "comeback".
186. Al - September 10, 2007 12:51 PM
Boy she should have rehearsed a lil more instead of drinking but it is a sad demise into oblivion. I wonder if she ever had talent to begin with or was she manufactured by the industry.
187. Me - September 10, 2007 12:52 PM
when will britney get that she just isn't, and won't, bring sexy back. the sooner she accepts that she's a has-been, the happier she will be, though I'm sure her local alchy store won't be.
188. al - September 10, 2007 12:55 PM
@9. Stick to the topic.
Name the rapper that shaved her head or told her to go pantyless with the other two twits on that wonderful evening. Rap music didn't destroy her career, being a pretentious over hyped performer did.
189. Jams - September 10, 2007 12:55 PM
I think it's really sad that so many people are so judgemental. Are you so perfect? It's so easy to kick someone when they are down rather than offer help. She obviously has issues she has to overcome and I really hope she can find or has a support system be it family or friends (real friends not the Hollywood, star studded slime that are only your friends when your on top) that will help her find her way again. Think people what if that were your sister,daughter, etc.! We should all count our blessings that our mistakes aren't made public, you wouldn't be so quick to bash then would you! Hang in there Britt!!!
190. Kortni - September 10, 2007 12:58 PM
She should have at least shaved her armpits and tried to lose the weight.
191. Whathappenedtoher? - September 10, 2007 1:03 PM
oh my lord... poor poor britney... i felt dirty for even watching it... it was like secretly watching some high bird in their living room after a bottle of jack and snorting one too many lines of heroin trying to play dance dance revolution... at one point i think she REALIZED she was at the VMA's and couldn't figure out HOW she got there.... sad. sad. sad.... poor brit.
192. Annie Rexia - September 10, 2007 1:06 PM
There certainly are a lot of fatties on the site today. "Oh, she isn't fat." "How can you call her fat." Well, I can call you fat when you chose to pack your beer belly, thunder thighs, and FAT ASS INTO A FUCKING HOOKER OUTFIT THAT IS 5 GODDAMM SIZES TOO SMALL FOR YOU! Is she obese? Of course not. Should she be going around wearing bras and panties for street clothing? HELL FUCKING NO! Listen. If you're fat, be fat AND SHUT THE FUCK UP! I am so FUCKING SICK AND TIRED OF YOU PEOPLE TRYING TO MAKE BEING FAT THE GODDAM NORM! It isn't the norm and the sooner you fuckers realize it the sooner this country can get back on track.
193. Yourfairytale - September 10, 2007 1:10 PM
Why are people surprised she sucked? When has she *not* sucked? She's ben terrible since the very beginning.
194. Paul Veryze - September 10, 2007 1:12 PM
Missed the video before it got yanked...is it posted anywheres else??
195. Estefy - September 10, 2007 1:13 PM
Just one Word
SAD
What a disappointment
196. p0nk - September 10, 2007 1:18 PM
#192 is dead-on correct. We should all line up now to kiss those fabulous walking skeleton anorexics that Hollywood holds up to the sheep as ideal (hope you like the taste of vomit). Or just buy some candy and have your way with the 11-year-old boy down the street. It's pretty much the same thing.
197. 8bitmessiah - September 10, 2007 1:22 PM
this is what is considered fat now ? you guys have SERIOUS body image issues if you think she is fat but ya the bitch is wack as hell
198. star - September 10, 2007 1:22 PM
SHE SUCK ALL THE WAY. SHE NEEDS TO GET HER LIFE STRAIGHT. THAN SHE CAN GO ON STAGE. WHAT A WASTE OF TV WITH THIS TYPE OF TRASH.
199. S - September 10, 2007 1:23 PM
First off, she isn't fat...she's had two kids, one right after another. You try doing that then put on an outfit like that and let's see how YOU look! We all ready have too many kids with eating disorders, don't help this disease out....
Second, yes, she SUCKED! But, really what did you expect....if she would of rocked, you still wouldn't of liked it...so let's stop praising this girl for an attempt to sing and dance ANYMORE!!! We will be doing her a favor and D-list her and drive her out of town. Maybe then, she will find what's important and start being a REAL mom. Lord knows, she doesn't need the money.....just go away Britney and raise your boys to be REAL men! If not, we will forever treat you badly!
200. Heaven Scent - September 10, 2007 1:25 PM
WTF was that?! I mean Britney looked completely bored and uninterested.....poor extensions, hardly any makeup, thigh high go go boots and a black sequined outfit? Couldn't she come up with better? And I agree 50 cent was scared....either that or overcome by the pole dancers....P Diddy looked confused, Kayne West was pissed.....and Sarah Silverman is a talentless C U Next Tuesday............I like how Paris blabbed on Christina, I mean 4 months and morning sickness later I think we aren't fooled sweetie! xoxox
201. havoc - September 10, 2007 1:27 PM
I just watched the video again.
She's still fat.
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202. @199 - September 10, 2007 1:28 PM
If I had 2 kids, you dumb bitch, I WOULDN'T PUT THAT FUCKING OUTFIT ON!
203. @199 - September 10, 2007 1:32 PM
P.S. Eating healthy and lite isn't a disease. Sitting in front of the fucking t.v. with a bag of cheetohs is a disease. It's called LAZINESS. DON'T HELP THE DISEASE!
204. Annie Rexia - September 10, 2007 1:35 PM
196. Spoken like a true fatass.
205. E. Normous Johnson - September 10, 2007 1:36 PM
It was good to see atleast one non-negro on the show, but her performance was hideous. SHe's fat and looked like she was stone out of her mind. Nigga pleez.
206. Megan - September 10, 2007 1:38 PM
It was sad and pathetic. Her lips were off, her dance moves were half done, her body wasn't in top shape, and she wasn't enthusiastic. I don't think Britney's heart is in it anymore. Sorry. :( She will never be what she was. Oh and did I mention her hair, ew. I'm not saying that she's fat, but as a celebrity, you have the money to hire a trainer and get on any diet you want. She just can't wear stuff like she use to. And she has two kids so she shouldn't want to dress like she use to. She needs counseling and a reality check. Poor girl.
207. Jeff - September 10, 2007 1:39 PM
I'm only going to say this once, then I'll return to the vomitorium....
If this performance was given by anyone besides Britney, she would have been laughed off the stage and lost her contract.
Not only is this an obvious case of lip-synching (duh), but her outfit was atrocious. Despicable. Disgusting.
Brit - you just popped out two babies, smoke like a chimney and have a drinking problem (double duh). Maybe it's time to consider wearing something a bit LESS revealing (like a muu-muu).
Seriously, if I was a Britney fan, I'd be pissed at her for obviously phoning it in. If I was a Britney fan, I'd be making plans to destroy all my Britney stuff.
Since I'm not a Britney fan, I can only say this - I will never masturbate to her image again. She's totally ruined it for me.
She used to be HOT. Now? She's gross. It's not just the average girl body. It's the greasy hair, the lackluster movement, and the terrible dancing.
Are we sure this was really Britney, not some clone from an alien planet?
Yuck.
208. Pete - September 10, 2007 1:40 PM
She's not fat... As a matter of fact, if I saw her on the beach I would think she was extremely hot. Women are supposed to have curves, and she has soft curves. She is perfect.
I think the personal attacks on her are extremely harsh and undeserving.
209. L. R - September 10, 2007 1:42 PM
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=90775367
why she had a bad performance...
210. lori - September 10, 2007 1:45 PM
She didnt make a good permormance cuz her high heel was broken!!! ...actually i didnt care i still hatin her lol
211. MyNameisPearl - September 10, 2007 1:46 PM
Seriously.....
What a disgrace to human kind. If I had the track record she had, and her obvious reputation from the last year alone.....I would have tried to be a little more tasteful.
First a nice "comeback" would have included clothing, perhaps a refresher dance lesson, a little dignity, and a dash of confidence. What an idiot for trying to think she is still "in"....sorry Brit, honey your 15 minutes have been up for awhile now...try being a mommy instead....oh wait that requires clothing most of the time. what a troubled little ho. Se was apparently on something as well, side-stepping and walking around like she was dancing. Mingling with the dancers so it looks like she knew what she was doing.
I would rather watch my cat take a crap than to see her attempt to do anything "professonal" ever again......
212. Annie Rexia - September 10, 2007 1:46 PM
See Britney? 208 thinks you're hot. Well, good to know you still have the gays.
213. Brit Spears = B.S. = BAD STYLIST - September 10, 2007 1:50 PM
Besides all the bad dancing and fat comments:
Why did her hair stylist choose that for her??
I do better extensions on myself and I'm white! I'm not even a professional.
Her hair looks greasy. They should have washed her natural hair. Then added extentions with multiple different blondes, for a natural sun highlighted look. I would hav done a tousled beachy look and then it wouldn't have been so obvious where her real hair ends.
then she could hav said she was wearing a bikini instead of just a bra and panties and sounded like it was just bad wardrobe.
214. Jeff - September 10, 2007 1:53 PM
Um ,no. You are right. She isn't FAT.
She's too fat for that outfit though.
Listen up, fatties.
You can't be overwieght (at all) and pull of that outfit. When you wear clothes that are too tight, and you don't have a perfect body, you look like a tubby-assed piece of trash. sort of like the fat whore you see walking the street, wondering why she can't find a john.
See, Britney built her career on being sexy, slim, fit, and in amazing shape. Take a look at any picture of her before she started popping out babies and popping in Twix bars and compare it to what she gave us all last night, and you'll get it.
In no way do I advocate starving yourself to be slim. Women should be curvy. But women also shouldn't wear bikini's that are three or four sizes too small, panty hose that only fit because of their tensile strength, and hooker boots while performing on MTV.
At some point, I truly hope that MTV, VH1, and the rest of those who air performances absolutely demand that singers SING their damn songs! Listen, if some twit with a smaller IQ than shoe size wants to pay Britney $30 to watch her dance and PRETEND to sing, that's fine. But a major comeback performance on a major awards show?
For shame.
Make your voices heard. Send letters and emails to the record companies telling them that artists that lip-sych will NOT get your dollars.
And stop eating double bacon cheeseburgers before performances.
215. me - September 10, 2007 1:54 PM
She really isn't that fat, but possibly an outfit that isn't quite so skimpy would flatter her much more. Why is she always stuffed like a sausage in some lingerie. Is that the only clothes she thinks are sexy?? Doesn't she have a stylist?
216. El Rafa - September 10, 2007 1:55 PM
Silverman's comments was f-ing classic, 25 and done!!
217. chewyme - September 10, 2007 1:57 PM
The video of Britney's performance stil exists here:
http://www.hollywoodgrind.com/2007/09/09/britney-spears-gimme-more-mtv-2007-vma-video/
218. Luiza Roberta (from Brazil) - September 10, 2007 2:02 PM
NICE job Sarah Siverman, you´re my number 1 !!!
Brit. = Miss PIG (Mupet Baby) ... kkk... kkk... kkk...
219. iamkenman - September 10, 2007 2:03 PM
First of all, very dissapointed in the VMA's. What the fuck is up with the 'suite shows'? That was a horrible idea and made the VMA's looled second rate. Aren't award shows supposed to be a celebration where all the 'artists' are in a big room, act like they are friends, and appaud each other. I guess The Palms didn't have