Sep 21 2007Britney Spears commits crimes

shes a big fat fatty.

AHAHAHAHAHA.! What a fucking loser she is. I didn't think she could find a new low, but there it is.

One step futher in my diobolical scehme!

everyone saw the video...the real news here is that she doesn't have a drivers license! How many offenses have been caught on tape... today when she paraded her son in front of the paps she was seen driving ... and remember her driving with her son on her lap?!! This is just simply unbelievable. K-Fed should have no problem getting the kids from her ...the only way he couldn't get full custody is if they find a dead hooker in his house - and even then the kids would be better off with him!

Fifth?

Wow. That's really unbelievable. i wonder if she ever even took the test?

Just when I thought you couldn't get any DUMBER, you go and do something like this... AND TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF.

no really, it never ends with her. what a ridiculous human being.

Maybe she had an out of state license.

Oh my.

That is all.

tis a bad year for celebutards.

A lot of women don't have one. Their "men" do the driving.

I always assumed she had one from Louisiana.

What's the big deal? She is a celebrity you know. The same laws just do not apply. She's just a country bumkin from Louisiana. That's how they do shit down there.

Whether she had one from Louisiana or not is irrelevant. She's so stupid she didn't think she needed one in LA. Of course i'm sure she was planning to be driven around in limos and not get married, pregnant and fuck up the rest of her life. At this point, the next big shocker would be "Brithey Spears tries to o.d on flintstone vitamins or hang herself with a g-string.

Anywhere in North America, the first time you get stopped they figure out that you don't a driver's license.......when they ask to see your driver's license! And you can't produce one!

Could someone please mimic the show "24" and start setting off suitcase nukes in LA.....they are just too stupid to live down there.

she wore a see through top to her lawyer's office today.
Britney has lost all touch with reality.
Lock her up for a loooooooong time.

BritShit just keeps looking better and better.

WTF? How many times have they seen her driving? And they never checked to see if she was LICENSED???

Man, the LA police dept is a bunch of fucking moronic douchebags.

Reading the article closely, it sounds as if she doesn't have a CALIFORNIA driver's license. I'll bet she probably has a license from a different state. California law is that you have to have a California license within 10 days of becoming a resident. So she probably has a license, but it's the wrong kind, and hence, invalid.

This is small potatoes. Any decent lawyer will bargain this down to a fine and maybe community service. Unfortunately, I doubt it means Britney's getting a mug shot anytime soon.

yeah, didn't she just get pulled over a few weeks ago? wtf did she show the cops, her Britney Spears Fanclub Membership card?

She was probably doing whippets and thought she was in Louisiana, where a 10- year-old can get a license.

news just in ... they're making a sequel to Forest Gump ... "the Gumpette" ... guess who is being head hunted for the lead roll ?? (sic!!)

Even if she had a license from a different state, I doubt it would be valid. Most states require you to be a legal resident of that state to get a license. (Last I checked, you could only be a legal resident of 1 state at a time.) She's lived in California for years, long enough for any other license to expire.

Whats with these idiots? Can't they get a friend to drive? take a limo? call a cab? what idiots. Lock her up

Even though she is a badly behave lunatic who certainly isn't law abiding, when a sentence reads

BRITNEY SPEARS COMMITS

CRIMES is not the word I expect to see after commits.

me thinks superfish surely worded it that way on purpose.

the problem with the mentally insane is that their behaviour is so irrational so crazy that they drive everyone away. it's extrmely hard to care unconditionally about someone in this state because everthing they do is the opposite of logical. Britney clearly hates the pap and wants people to respect her privacy so she goes out without underwear on and strips down in public and swims in the panties she finally decided to wear, in front of the pap whose constant invasion she can't stand. This is why such a large percent of the mentally ill get worse live isolated lives and often end up homeless because no one can deal with them or tolerate their insane behaviour. the very definition of being insane is to behave in a way that makes absolutely no sense. Britney clearly needs help but she is total denial as most mentally ill people are and she's a massively spoilt brat which makes it really hard for anyone to give a shit.

A lot of people don' t really seem to understand that she has lost her mind and what that really means. What infuriates me is that no one seems to be stepping in yet, I mean really stepping in when a judge finally takes her kids away then i'll beleive that peopleactually care about how innocent children are raised but until then she's just another loser celb getting off easy. Isn't there some fucking law that says that loons shouldn't be allowed to raise impresionable vulnerable little children. I mean what the fuck is wron g with this world.

Find a picture of her kids and I'm sorry to say you'll see just fro their eyes that the lights may be on but no one is home. The kids aren't being mentally or emotionally stimulated in any way they have the most vacant looks in their eyes like a friggin poodle or something, our cat has more going on then these two mentally starved children. If things continue like this those are gonna be some fucked up kids and they'll either end up brainless and a destructive or manage on their own and be incredibly angry and bitter as hell.

Someone please step up and give this cwoman what she needs, enforced mental help and the removal of her the children she disrespects and takes for granted.

i am so fucking sick of seeing shitfaced parents ruin their kids lives.

It'd just be Britney's luck to get 6 month in prison, when all the other HWood whores get the revolving door jail.
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# 10 -

You are an ignorant troll. Only men in 3rd World Middle-East Countries are the only ones doing the driving. You should move there. I heard that they pay 7X the amount that the US pays for truck drivers. I think you would really like it there. On the other hand, you won't have to worry about Britney, Nichole, Paris, Lindsay, or the rest of the young Hollywood Whore Club crashing into you.

# 17 -

No, you're wrong the LAPD are a bunch of Nazis! Everyone knows that.

#11, I thought so too. I'm sure she have one in another state. I mean she's an idiot, but still.

Yes #24. Yes way.

Hasn't She suffered enough? It's sites like this that make Her act the way She does. Can't you JUST LEAVE HER ALONE!!!!

She is a grown woman and she is resonsible for her own behaviour. She should take a look around and see what other people have to deal with; having cancer, losing a loved one, working so hard they barely sleep and still struggling to pay the bills. Life is hard for everyone and this girl needs to take admit she needs help, that she has a hell of a lot more to live than a lot of people do and then finally get the fuck over herself and start being a REAL mother.

Fame is nothing compared to the struggles most people have. Cry me a river this girl gets no pity from me.

*live for

Nothing She's done deserves this. Oh you heartless, heartless people!

Please she should just kill lohan, paris, and then herself. The world would become a better place!!!!

She's a mother and she had to go to rehab. What do you think that was like for her kids. She's been charged with a hit and run and is a habitual drug and alchohol user and she is a MOTHER sort of. She is ruining the lives of innocent children and pissing away oportunities many others would be SO grateful for. She's done a shitload. The real heartless people are the ones who side with her and refuse to see the truth and think about the real victims... her children.

No one has the right to be this kind of mother. Fuck every piece of shit parent who thinks it's okay to act like this.

Britney hates her parents. Well guess what Britney your kids are going to end up hating you if you don't get your fucking act together.

She needs help.

at #30

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH.
im in love with your for saying that.
chris the cockman needs to find something to do.

Can California do ANYTHING right?

IWONKY>>>staring at the gaping hole where IWONKY's heart used to be...can it truly be sites, like this that make Britney act the way she does? Or sites like this, that make Britney act the way she does? Or sites like this that make, Britney act the way she does? Or sites like this that make Britney, act the way she does? Or sites like this that make Britney act, the way she does? Or sites like this that make Britney act the way, she does? (IWONKY BLINKING RAPIDLY)

So, let ME get this straight...this site has control over Britney's brain? Ah man....hey, BRITNEY, CAN YOU HEAR THIS????? DO PORN!!!!!!!C'MON HONEY, YOU CAN DO IT!!!!!! YOU OWE IT TO YOUR PUBLIC....ALL WE WANT IS YOU ON YOUR BACK......OR ON YOUR KNEES....BUT NO MORE STOMACH ROLL DANCES...PLEASE???....OKAY?.....WHAT??????....YOU CAN'T HEAR ME????......CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?...YEAH....I SAID....DO SOME PORN!!!!!!!!

I don't think she heard me....everybody who wants to see Brit Tits do porn....tell her......DO SOME PORN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It annoys me, deeply, that people like #24 keep saying she has mental issues, depressions or just gone insane.

Britney Spears has NOT lost her mind.

I, like most people, have followed this "breakdown" of miss Spears. I've even gone and watched old interviews, from the start of her career 'til now, and there is an identical pattern to observe here- and so many blogs just ignore it.

Miss Spears has never, from the start, been a very smart girl. And as she grew more famous, her ignorance becomes more apparent. Very few coherent sentances flow from her lips, and its ovious in even her very first that this girl is just plain stupid. She, like too many, became famous because of a good manager and a nice body. Both of which she has lost down the line.

Britney Spears was robbed of her nice waitress destiny, and has allowed herself to be thrown into a whirlwind.

She's just dumb, always has been- and now she seriously unravels 'cause the world has cought on.

Anyone mention the huge double chin in that pic yet?

Not worth commenting on.....oh wait I just did....

We all new she was idiot even before pre KFed but we excused it because she flashed a little skin and had that "i'm innocent" look....

Well, ever since she flashed TOO MUCH skin, we realized that she is just waste of anyones time and truly the roles have been reversed where KFed actually has a chance to come out on top of this.

So....how is that possible, he had two other kids from a previous marriage he didnt want but now want these kids.....and the judge actually thinks thats a good thing....

Whats even more sad....she'll get off on these charges, go into rehab, get skinny and she'll come out claiming she had a problem but she's better and we'll claim her "a true comback" story.

Please....I wish she would just go away.

She should be charged with gross indecency every time she goes in public showing skin!

Oh please. I lived in CA for well over a year with an out of state license, and never got it changed until it expired. No one cared.

My fiance never changed his either, and we have lived in CA for over four years now. Seriously, no one seems to give a shit.

Why couldn't the title read "Britney Spears commits suicide"?

"If convicted on both charges, she faces up to a year in jail."

Oh come on. She's a celebrity (washed-up, has-been celebrity, but she's female) so she's only going to get two weeks at most. Maybe only a few days if she can lose the pudge before the trial. I know how Hollywood justice works!

gawd. can't fatney realize that she is such a fucking lameass cunt???

give it up already. you can't be in the spotlight forever. fatney has what 100 million dollars? and she also wants continual fame too? for what? for that amazing azz talent she has with other people writing her hit songs, other people producing her albums, and other people making that nasty azz voice sound decent in the studio? just take the fucking money and enjoy it you dumb cunt.

fame is a bitch.

Um # 30? You capitalized Her and She (referring to Britney). I think only God gets to have his pronouns capitalized.

one year in jail? okay..i really hope it's going to happen! i'll wait and see!

Nicole Richie turned 26!
What'd she do for her birthday, Fish?
Gonna find out for us? Purrdy plz?

So much for the comeback.
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#40. Then how do you explain her swimming around in her underwear and shaving her head inexplicably?

Funny I completely agree that she is one of the stupidest people on earth and with all of what you wrote except that she isn't mentally ill. It's evident from every single interview she's ever done that she has the mental capacity of a ketchup bottle and should have been a really shitty order forgetting waitress in white trash land somewhere and married to a K-Fed type that is certain, HOWEVER BEING STUPID AND MENTALLY ILL ARE NOT MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE. She can be both you know. Almost all professionals who have spoken on the subject agree that she has some sort of mental illness. Stupidity does not make you just strip in front of the paprazzi (you hate) and go swim in your underwear. It's classic mentally ill behaviour to start acting like a child and stripping down in public.

How much do you know about mental illness and how many mentally ill people have you met? Sadly I have had a few friends who went through simmilar problems and being dumb as fuck doesn't cause irratic, strange, childlike and ludicrous behaviour. Let me paint a clear picture for you. Paris Hilton is stupid as shit, Britney Spears is stupid as shit and fucking crazy. Can you see the distinction????? Another clear indication of mental illness is the way she dresses, like a child. She has no normal sense of boundaries.

Regardless I guarantee one day she'll come out saying she's suffered from mental illness, her dad has already said she does.

Why all the sudden irratic behaviour. did she put her head in the microwave and become stupider? I mean come on after years of acting like a normal dim witted idiot celbrity now she 's this insanly behaved weird creepy trainwreck. This is classic classic mental breakdown and usequent mental illness. And think about how weird her life is she is one of the most famous people on the planet, that would drive most people batty. stupid or not. I'm not sayiong drugs and alchohol aren't involved but, as they often do I believe all those problems (stupidity and substance abuse) are intertwined in some sort of mental disorder.
Why does it annoy you that people think she's mentally ill. No one is letting her off the hook, if you read what I've written I have NO pity for this woman. But really what does it matter to you if she is stupid and mentally ill?

*subsequent

and some other mistakes I shall not bother correcting.

#6....love dumb and dumber...fave movie

Where to start.. with the last thing I can remember.

I think her sudden change of behaviour, the major things like shaving her head etc. is 'cause her failed marriage, her pregnancy, watching her body change and the media thriving with it, made her panic. I'm not talking about a metal breakdown- but simply a girl, smart as a bottle of ketchup, who suddenly lacked the one asset that made her feel better than most. Her body. If you look at the things she's been doing, it seems she's reacting to the way the media turned, not how she's suddenly a mother(referring to some who says she suffers from depression after giving birth). She seems to love her kids, and spite small mistakes every woman does, she has fight for them. Doesnt sound to me like the kids have anything to do with her silly behaviour.

"But really what does it matter to you if she is stupid and mentally ill?"

Life is difficult- and to me its not even close to doable. I have first hand knowledge of what its like to have a breakdown, what its like to struggle, and I really dont like it when people constantly say they hope britney gets some "help". Help will not do her any good, she just needs some real hard lessons of life. But if people cared as much about getting help for people who really needed it, I and many others would really benefit. I want Brit LEARN, somewhere in her head she's got to be able to. Signs of stupidity and cries for help shouldnt be mixed.

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#55. I understand what you are saying and I respect your opinion. I'm sorry for what you've gone through.

I do feel that her selfish family has taken a ride on her back and I find it inexcusable for a child to be the family cash cow, infact I think it should be illegal. I also feel that this is a complex problem. her behaviour is certainly not healthy and perhaps we can agree that she is probably very unhappy and lost. I don't think she has many true friends. I can imagine that it is hard to hear people say outrightly that she has mental problems when they don't know her personally and you have experienced this first hand. I'm sorry if my strong opinions were hurtful or offensive. Unfortunately there isn't a lot of great help out there for anoyone whatever their problems are. Life is unbelievably hard for most people and i feel that many people have faced a lot more challenges that this young woman. I hope that things change for Britney and that she summons the strength to change her own life and that she will, as you say, finally LEARN from some hard lessons.

"up to a year in jail" = 26 hours in celebrity-time

She will never be convicted .
US law does not apply to people with money.

yea D is right... dont y'all in cali get pissed about the fact that the government breathes down your neck while letting millions into your state illegally and lets these moronic celebrities off for anything?? she didn't have her license either?? like seriously... why do we even pay taxes to these motherfuckers??

News about Britney Spears are not celebrity gossip anymore.
It's a circus show, and she's the clown.

#57:

Thank you for the kind words. Concerning "perhaps we can agree that she is probably very unhappy and lost", I partially agree. I think she is unhappy, and lost, unfortunantly, I dont think SHE thinks that. I think she's reacting to these things, which she has been the cause of herself, with a childlike arrogance. "Oh, they think I'm ugly now huh, well I'm NOT. I'm gorgous, I'm Britney Spears for gods sake." She should be thinking a little bit deeper. If she did, she'd know that being shady with the paparazzis,and suddenly appear fit and ready for action, would reward her with renewed and positive attention. A mysterious celebrity often gets more respect.

Like the horrible Olsen twins say, you CAN choose not to be photographed most of the time.

i don't think Britney is mentally ill either. The only personality defect of hers I have seen of late is the narcissism. Britney has never been smart or educated (Farenheit 9/11?). She simply alienated the people in her life because they would not kiss her ass sufficiently. People have been telling her how smart, hot, and talented she is for such a long time, that she has ended up believing her own hype. Something an idiot will usually do. As pointed out before by another poster, her major problem is that everyone is beginning to catch on to her idiocy.

#48 Then shouldn't that be "His"? And why the masculine? How do you know its not "Her"?

#63: Always nice to hear another person agreeing with me =)

Gosh, when I grow up, I wanna be just like her. Smart, classy and a great mom. Oh sorry, I'm confusing her with the dog turd that I saw on the sidewalk today. My mistake.

If you are a visitor in California over 18 and have a valid driver license from your home state or country, you may drive in this state without getting a California driver license as long as your home state license remains valid.

If you take a job here or become a resident, you must get a California driver license within 10 days.

Uhm, yeeeahhh....she has a Louisiana license b/c she is from Kentwood.Duh.

If a 'stupid to begin with' person starts to suffer a mental breakdown, they don't have the intellectual capacity to recognize it, put the brakes on, and get help. Brit is entirely ignorant of so many things to begin with. Her health and mind will deteriorate unless she does get help. She prolly can't see it.
If she were smart and mental, she may be able to grasp the precariousness of her actions. But she's not. She's borderline retarded now. Seriously. Just because someone looks 'hot' doesn't mean they can't be retarded to some degree.(no offense to those who know retarded people-I do too) The combination has reached critical mass. Look at George Bush for example. Looks Normal, right? Mentally Retarded.

10 days to get a license? Pretty strict law for a state filled with pot smoking, animal loving, Coffee Bean drinking, liberal pansy state like California. (G)

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Fatney...oh god, I'm dying!......fatney!

Some of you people are frickin' brilliant.

I'm not a Britney fan. I wouldn't even dislike her but she is such a liar. I hate liars. I hate women who can't act decent in public for their children. Otherwise, I'm pretty open-minded, like I don't see anything wrong with a woman doing porn, so do porn Britney, that's all you're good for now.

I'd just like to see her recover from all her issues and have a normal life, in or out of the entertainment field.

Hey, what's Britney's deal anyway? It's like, the more advice she gets to improve her life, the more she screws it up. It's as if she actually wants to harm her own public image. That same image that she's been trying to reinvent with her so-called 'comeback'. She's working against herself. She needs to get a grip.

Of course she didn't apply for a license in California. See, she came from Louisiana and she now lives in Los Angeles and the initials for the state and the city are the same, therefore she thought she had a valid drivers license. And they're transferable anyway, right? At least, that's what I assume was her line thinking when she never bothered to apply for a license in her state of residence.

I've seen road kill that was more intelligent, and better able to care for children, than Spears.

To the person who said that K-fed might not get the kids if they find a dead hooker in his house: I disagree. At this point they could find the kids playing a board game on the dead hooker's naked and bloodied body, the judge would STILL find him to be the more fit parent.

YAWNNNNN!!!!

Hang in there Brit !!
I'm on your side.
(But maybe sober up a bit)
( I've been there lol)

Oh. And Brit. By the way.
To get rid of the paparazzi - Just put on a "9-11 was an Inside Job" Tee shirt.
They'll be gone.

[Sorry. But Kim (Che?) Kardass - 'Judges Gone Wild - Free Joe porno' etc. a few links back just doesn't quite cut it...
Well ok.
Slightly counter culture, butt, maybe like.. take a Poly-Sci course, or don't watch so much porn... or something]

Well ok.
For those of you keeping score at home.
I was banned from Huffington Post for equating Bill Mahar (Sp? who gives a shit?) with Dennis Miller.etc,
But - I went back, on a dare, and they did let this one by their 'brown shirts'. For now...
"Say Sixty Minutes.
9-11 was an Inside Job. There may be a story there.
Kind of puts the last 40 years into perspective.
As Edward R. Murrow screams in his grave."
Probably some sort of bandwidth prob - and will be gone tomorrow.
But,now. As I've said before - feel free to continue on with you lives !

SKIP THIS COMMENT - IT"S JUST AN ACCOUNTING PROB. RELATED TO ANOTHER SITE.
Well . ok I apologize to Huff Po. Seems they do let my commie-jihad inspired comments get though - free speech type thingie.
I guess it was Bill Maher who banned me.
Deal with it - Billy.

And , Oh, and by the way Bill Maher - 9-11 was an Inside Job !
Like Billy maybe - Google 'Urban Moving Systems'
What's with these - 'Five Dancing Israelis'?
Why did the company disappear back to ...well you know...shalom...etc ..the second week of September 2001 ?
Why did they leave suddenly Bill ?
Maybe you could do a show on it.
Like journalism based even.

Britney is virtually uneducated and probably borderline mentally retarded. Back when she had people who cared about her because she was making money for them they put so many conditions on her interviews that there was little the interviewer could even ask her. She routinely got through entire interviews without ever having completed a single sentence. When she did answer something, it was a lie. She is a chronic liar.

One interview she said that she was best friends with her brother and loves being able to spend time with him now. He said he didn't even know Britney because she moved away when she was nine and he and his other sister had to grow up without a mother and, in fact, he hates her for taking his mother away.

She was going back to perform at her home town and said she couldn't wait to see all of her friends again and how she loves hearing from them and hangs with them whenever possible. The "friends" said they didn't really know her because she moved away in 2nd grade and they hadn't seen or heard from her since.

She said she didn't get on the Mickey Mouse Club show because she was too young. Others her age got on.

She said she was a virgin. Justin said she wasn't.

You get the drift. I don't think she really had a life and never had to grow up. Her sister is much the same - mentally deficient and slow. Just what the investors want. Not likely to create problems as long as she is controlled properly and kept happy. Don't need a personality because they can just create one for her.

Well, they're done with BS now and have moved on and she is left on her own in a very unfriendly environment and she doesn't understand why she is floundering because she thinks she is this extremely beautiful and talented person that she never really was. She doesn't know that she can't sing or dance. She thinks she is on top in the music industry and wants to hang with the real musicians but they just laugh at her, especially now that she is a nobody again. Nothing is working anymore because she doesn't have the people necessary to keep up the facade for her. I don't see how she can possibly avoid going out of her mind if she keeps this up. But it is not our problem. We don't have any control over her so all we can do is watch and wonder.

"According to the complaint, on or about September 14, 2001, Suter departed from the United States and left no one acting as an agent for Urban."

Any comments # 86 ?
Like where'd he go ? etc..

"State Granted Access to Moving Company's Storage Facility"
Where'd all the Dancing Israelis go the second week of September 2001 # 86 ?
Any ideas ?
Were they secretly bonking K-Fed ?
Ok. Slowly, it's all coming together....

Public at LARGE :Re: #88 Way to Go - Like, Way, - not to go off topic there Binky. Relevant to the post etc.
Binky : NP.
( But believe me - it took years of work.)

Britney Spears is the biggest waste of life I have ever seen. She's ugly, fat, needs to use birth control (as we all see how great of a mother she is...), lacks any form of talent... the only thing she will ever be good at is laying on her back!! Dirty, skanky, fat, whore!

Ok.. seriously. The girl is NOT fat.

She's stupid, but not fat.

Stupid enough to insist on dressing as if she is SKINNY, that however, is true. The girl simply doesnt have room in her brain to think "does this fit my figure?" before putting on an item of clothing.

A normal-wheighing retard.

I'll cut her a little slack about the California license. That state has very strict trucking statutes, and according to their laws, Britney needed to get a Class I license for any car she was in ("Transporting Livestock and/or Heavy Freight"). You need to now how to operate air brakes and everything.

Britney had a family and she gave it away,
Britney had Justin she gave him away,
Britney had a career and she gave it away,
There ain't much left for her to give away,

She had fame and fortune - she gave it away,
She had half a brain - she gave it away,
She had a husband - she gave him away,
There ain't much left for her to give away,

Two cute sons - they'll take 'em away,
Money in huge sums - the courts will take it away,
Freedom to live - the jail will take it away,
There ain't much left for them to take away.

GOD, why can't she just disappear?

Britney says,

"But....ya'll... look at my new glasses! See how responsible and smart they make me look? You believe it, don't ya'll? Ya'll were supposed to think I'm like, responsible! I gotsum for $300 on Rodeo"

#70, "Raven", or whatever alias Ann Coulter is using nowadays, hang up the tired jabs at liberals why don't you

i love you britney . your so sweet xoxoxo and a kissssssssssss..........

Britney Spears is a worthless arrogant, self absorbed bitch that needs to die.

Damn,she is huge
She looks like a thanksgiving turkey.

she is ugly and fat

Britney actually has more chins than a twainese phone book.

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Ok, this sucks but as a mother and as a moral human being I truly cannot even laugh anymore (hurts too much to say) I really do pray for her. I mean, all the no wearing knickers, lopsided wigs and horrid VMA performance stuff is comedy gold don't get me wrong but this here is just sad. It's ok Britney.

If you're at a site called "The Superficial" and you're going to write, "as a mother and as a moral human," this is the name you have to log in with. It's a rule.

Loosen up a little. Have snack. I think they're serving roasted pig.

I am so tired of her and her stories.

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Okay, thanks, we got it...she's an irresponsible moron. NEXT! Thanks!

Why can't she get plastic surgury like everyone else? Suck that fat from the cheetos right outta there?

Come on!
And get back on the coke. And the cock for that matter.

Interesting.

How can the City cite someone with a hit-and-run if the offence was committed on private property?

(Assuming that the parking lot in question is privately owned)

(Also assuming that the person whose car was hit didn't see toe pictures on the Interweb and didn't file a police report)

Damn. I just answered my own question.

wait a minute, NOW THEY FIND THIS OUT!!!!!!!!!!!! every third pic shows her in the car DRIVING........I think the monkeys are the DMV.......wasnt she stopped by a cop the nite before K-Fed had a birthday party for his son??? so when the cop stopped her what did he ask her for a pack of smokes?

well on the plus side, if she's in jail somebody else will have custody of her kids.

And if Lil Kim was any indication, jail doesn't have shortage of cheetos

i dont want brit to go to jail!!! than i will have to find a new train wreck to entertain me. i am surprised she has yet to get arrested for public urination. cant ya see her standing there with her pants around her ankles exclaiming "hey ya'll the world is my kitty litter box!" than she would turn around and use jayden as toilet paper.

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