Sep 12 2007Britney Spears blames her hair

blame it on the rain... yeah, yeah

FIRST!

First beeotch

p.s. FIRST! I can die a happy person now :) my life is complete

Her blond hair is a huge improvement. She wanted BROWN hair? Shit-brown hair? To match her bloated body.

Let's get the skinny blond Britney back!

Britney Spears makes me feel pretty.

Whatever!!!! Her hair is to blame now?! LMAO!!! What a joke. Good one...

Thanks superfish, I really needed a good laugh this morning.

...her hair...

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...now that's funny shit right there.

M O O

So I'm guessing Chester Cheeto is next in line for blame?

"Britney even paid her own stylist $10,000 to make the trip to Vegas so she could go brown"

I've done that before. Vegas hookers give the best Steamers, no question. But $10k? She must have requested the corn-free treatment.

Hay, Ya'll....it wuzzent mah fault....it wuz that dang gone Kay-vin's fault. He done got may pregnant and I done had them babies and went and got all fat.

Well that explains that then. However I'm thinking this whole thing could have been avoided had Shitney not shaved her fucking head in the first place.

Lunatic cow.

Sources close to Britney say she also blames Ronald McDonald for making his big macs just so damn tasty.

Is she talking about the hair on her head or her ghastly vagina? The way she flaunts her fuzzy nether regions, she is probably shelling out plenty of $$ to keep us entertained!

It's Britnay beetchiz! Yee HAH!

Brittany Camp: quit now. Jesus, enough already.

"Spears, 25, ended up doing her own hair after abruptly dismissing Pavés (Jessica Simpson’s go-to glam guy) just 30 minutes before she took the stage, because she needed privacy to do her pre-show drug cocktail."

fixed.

Sshh..shhhhhhh.......you hear that? I think I just heard Christina Aguilera snickering.

*yawn*
think I'll go flick the bean now.

Shhhhhhh, I think I hear LadyJane cumming.

Is that lady behind her the lesbian from the allure shoot? Look--I think it is!

I blame the hair in the little space in the center of her skull.

She did her own hair? Well that explains why those extensions don't even MATCH. Ugh, it's just really badly done and I was actually wondering how she got on-stage wearing a $10 hairdo.

#19,

Can I watch? I like to watch.

@ 10 Hey Troll how are you this morning? Who was it that gave you a steamer last night. I know it was not your brother. Maybe you dad? Or maybe it was your uncle Bob. I know how much you like to keep it in the family.

How is your brother? Oh yeah SFU

LadyJane

I'll show you mine if you show me yours.

She must've made the outfit, too.

The scary thing is that #19 went back to the page with the Natasha Lyonne pictures...

BunnyButt

She stole the outfit from a homeless tranny, down by the river.

p0nk

eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww

Those pics are just nasty.

HATERS HATERS!!!!

Stop Hatin. Britney's the shit.

Her hair looks way better blonde.

I feel so damn stupid for actually thinking in the beginning that Britney would comeback. I apologize for all those past remarks defending this hussy. Please forgive me, world.

I get it - Britney's camp is playing Clue. It was the gay in the dressing room with the hairbrush.

IT WUZ MY FAULT!! BLAME ME!! I DID IT!! And I'll do it AGAIN so don't even TRY NO MORE CUZ I'M WATCHIN YOOOOOOOOOO!!!

31--yeah, she's the shit alright..........the shit a bum wipes off his ass.

There is just nothing more to say about the girl. I've never seen anyone fall so far so fast. This beats Michael Jackson by a landslide.
GIVE IT UP BRIT, IT'S NEVER GONNA HAPPEN!!!

God, is it lunchtime yet? I'm fucking starving.....

Frist.....nnnnn......she hasn't fucked kids wtih cancer yet.... I think Wacko Jacko still wins.

Kids with melanoma are the best. You can play connect-the-dots with your skeet.

@14 Hey Victoria. How are you doing today?

Britney is the biggest fucking twat ever to set foot on earth.
i love the way sarah silverman portrayed her cunt. EWWWW!!!
i think that BiBi should go back to the swamps and trailers she came out of

I would love to hear what Britney has to say for herself. Everybody does the
talking for her. Let her tell her side of the story of why she sucks!!

Actually. I know the reason for Brit's debacle. I flashed my penis at her from the audience, and the second she turned around to sing, she was so mesmerized by it's sheer grandeur that she could not perform. True story. Girlfriend.

dear britney fans,
the blame game is so pathetic. its time for your idol to start taking responsibiltie for her actions. you can blame sarah silverman, the pressure of being a "star", her nasty greasy hair, her manager,her imaginary friend, her heel,the war,small fry and tater tot, keven federline, and mtv. i reallyt just think she is a spoiled classless brat who doesnt want to do her job. for those of you who dont know her job is to perform. That performance was anything but. although i do enjoy watching britney fall flat on her face. i had a weak moment where i thought come on brit you can do it prove them wrong girl!! (what was i thinking?) she looked a hot mess! she flounderd around stage like a bad burlesque show staring a greasy disgusting ashed up hooker, her outfit looked like it came straight out of g&g or wallmart. This all because she didnt listen...she didnt listen to her manager,mtv,her hair guy,no one. you could lipstick on a pig but it is still a pig. the same rules apply to brit. fans and supporters of brit its time to throw in the towel,give it up,let a dead dog lay. than as if her joke of a performance wasnt enough she almost imeadiatley flashed her baby maker all over town. So this i propose...ready, its genius....charm school with britney spears!!! That would be awesome!!1 vh1 listen up this is a genius idea!!! WHO IS WITH ME!!!!!

Hey FRIST am I getting some pizza today?

I believe the hair at fault story. My hair once got me fired. Actually it was my pubic hair, and it came in contact with my bosses wife's nose. Hair can cause all kinds of problems. Brit should think about shaving her head.

I wouldn't touch you with a ten foot pole. Loser.

So close. If Britney had combined the last 2 excuses and said she was profoundly upset by Sarah Silverman's body hair, I think everybody would have accepted that without question.

#13 BDS
THAT WAS THE BEST COMMENT EVER!!!!

Sick! "Getting some pizza" - I'm not naive, you know. I know that's code for sitting on a guy's face when you have a yeast infection during your period.

@45--I'm fine, or at least that is the feedback I'm getting today! Ted from LA, you are fucking funny and/or dangerous if your story is true!

CHARM SCHOOL WITH BRITNEY !!! PLEASE VH1 PLEASE !!!!

whatever. Brown hair....blonde hair......you still can't sing or dance....hair has nothing to do with it.....stop kidding yourself.

Hey FRIST Troll you still suck and your brother is calling you?

@51 How did you know?

even my brother wouldn't like your pizza. It's full of poop! poop I say!

28 Wally, leave Janey out of it, you psychotic e-harmony reject. xrist man, why hasn't texas had you committed yet?!

Oh p0nk! HA! e-harmony reject. sniker sniker. mmmm, snikers. I'm hungry.

you mean the hair that is actually a wig, because her real hair is probably up to her chin by now.

@55 You're not as subtle as you think Mr. Bo jangles!

Well, I'm back from lunch, I see that my (everybody's) troll has been busy, but I did not have pizza. If you knew what I really ate you'd laugh.

#44 Wow.....how have you made it through life with such bad spelling and punctuation skills? What an embarrassment!

She's evidently tired of being a blonde with a brunette base.

Britany's problems are very poor management, so she's forced to try to move at a very high level and get what she needs done by herself. The money grubbers just don't care enough to manage and arrange what she needs. If she feels she can perform better in Brown than Blonde let her be the artistic critic, she has to perform at her best and management needs to ensure all her needs are met.

She after all is the performer, the rest are straphangars and money grubbers from her fame.

"You’re really annoying me! Get out,”

well this rumor might be true, if you've ever seen those magazine ads with Ken Paves and Jessica Simpson you know what I mean. Seriously I can't look at those ads without wanting to punch him in the face

Who wouldn't be pissed if you paid $10,000 to fly out a hair dresser and he gave you cheap Jessica Simpson Wal-Mart extentions?

64... you're kidding right? please tell me you're kidding.
"she's forced to try to move at a very high level..." - so the shaving her head, going out with no clothes on, eating an entire chain of McDonald's, and all night partying, was all against her will?

The corn in Jimbo's shit?

@lambman........HERE! HERE!!!!!

She's morphing into Wynonna Judd!

Gah.....

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It seems that we're all going to hear excuse after excuse about why her performance (as well as her own self) was/is so bad. Ummm...Britney, just own up to the fact that you suck and live with it! Quit blaming everything and everyone else around you!!!

What was that saying? Oh yeah, when you point a finger at someone/something you got 4 more pointing back at yourself.

You have noone to blame but yourself, Britney. LIVE WITH IT!

Britney is not fat, but she looked like she had the party pudge. It is when a fit female gains 5-10 pounds (depending on height 5 lbs. for short females and 10 lbs. for tall females). She knew she had to be fit for her show, but decided to party days before her show and eat fast food late at night. Britney was a drunken party pudge mess during her performance.

#62 i didnt know my grammar was in question?? again this is thesuperficial anything other than skindeep is for lifetime.com. so i am sure i got my point across. so nothing to make fun there huh? carry on pointless commenter...carry on! oh and brit is over!

That's why her extensions look so natty. They're from the Jessica Simpson Plastic Fake Cheap Hair Line. Except they retail for $1000 bucks a pack. Gawd Brit's a dumbshit.

Britney is an obese white trash whore!

HER HEEL IS NOT BROKEN!!!! ITS THE WAY SHE LANDED, TRUST ME IF SHE BROKE HER HEEL SHE WOULD HAVE NOT BEEN ABLE TO DO ANYTHING!!! SO PLEASE THE EXCUSES, EXCUSES!! GO CELEBRATE UR KIDS BIRTHDAYS!!!

David #75 is a butt pirate. #6 why does she make you feel pretty. i want to see your picture. there is a diff between kinda chubby muscular girl body and ugly, if you are saying you are pretty compared to her. she still has a cute nose and a pretty mouth.

I don't know She could have been better without the horrible extensions, She used have just made super short hair. For example Victoria Beckham hair (Sorry for the image) but that haircut would have suited for. Those extensions aint good at all.

Angelina Jolie was bald too at one point. She looked good. But britney doesn't have the figure for the bald look

The person behind Britney looks like Madonna.

THE BLONDE WAS AN IMPROVMENT.. She wanted brown? Why? She lookes so much better with blonde hair, with brown hair there is absolutley nothing special at all about her. If she had had brown hair her whole career she would of NEVER BECAME such a huge star. She looks awful with brown hair, why does she think it looks good? HERE'S SOME TIPS BRITNEY: STAY BLONDE..if it weren't for your weave tracks showing at the top of your hair and the roots not matching the blonde extensions, your hair would of looked fine and the color of the extensions were a perfect color for you! YOUR MAKEUP LOOKED GREAT AT THE VMA'S, SO WHOEVER DID IT, DID AN EXCELLENT JOB. Your outfit that you wore at the VMA's was hideous on you. You are still not in good enough shape to be wearing something so revealing. I know you want to be sexy, but honey, you sure didn't look sexy in that outfit, you looked FAT! AND YOUR NOT FAT, You are just not skinny like you used to be. Your legs are a lot bigger and you have a tummy pouch...You have no curvage to your hips. Your figure isn't hour glass it is more like a board, straight up and down. You arms are too flabby, YOU NEED TO GET A BETTER PERSONAL TRAINER RIGHT NOW AND GET IN THE GYM ASAP IF YOU WANT TO WEAR SKIMPY OUTFITS AND HAVE ANY TYPE OF HOPE OF HAVING A COMEBACK. You need to start listening to some stylists instead of your friends. WHOEVER YOU HAVE BEEN GETTING FASHION ADVICE FROM IS MAKING A FOOL OF YOU AND PROBABLY SECRETLY LAUGHING BEHIND YOUR BACK AT YOU FOR LISTENING TO THEM...I think most people want to see you do better and make a good comeback, but you are going to have to make some changes if you EVER want to get back to your old status....You cut everyone out of your life that TRULEY LOVED YOU and were telling you the truth and you didn't want to hear the truth, so you cut them out. IF I WERE YOU AND I CARED ANYTHING AT ALL ABOUT SAVING MY CAREER, THE FIRST THING I'D DO IS RECONCILE WITH MY FAMILY, ESPECIALLY MY MOTHER BECAUSE no one is ever going to care about you and tell you truth like your momma will. As hard as it may be to hear what she is saying, you better take head because if you don't you are going to end up another Hollywood has been like so many others before you. Right now, the papparazzi is still interested in watching you make a fool of yourself and sadly some very sick people like watching you be a trainwreck, but eventually everybody is going to get tired of YOU with the way you are being and you will suddenly disappear from the Hollywood spotlight and no one will care what becomes of you. FAME IS SO FLEATING! Do you even realize that a lot of people think you are going to end up like Anna Nicole Smith, Jonathan Brandis, and River Phoenix? Or even if you don't end up dead, you may end up like the Corey's from the 80's (Corey Fieldman and Corey Haim) or Leif Garret, or Tiffany, Debbie Gibson ect. ,,,the list goes on and on of Hollywood A-list, who were on top of the world and then suddenly they were nobodys....Do you even care? I hope you do because believe it or not you do still have people that love you (even if you did shut them out) and true fans out there and we want to see you do better! I don't know what is going on with you, personally I think you have post partum depression. There are many things that could be making you act like this, for instance, if a doctor perscribed you an anti-depressant that wasn't right for you and it would completley change you into someone else and everyone would notice but you. So, if you have started taking an anti depressant you might want to get the doctor to switch you to another one and FAST. Another reason that a lot of people think is your problem is drugs and alcohol, I really hope not, but if it is then YOU BETTER get into a real treatment program ASAP and I'm not talking about these stupid Hollywood treatments that you go to and are out in 30 to 90 days either, I mean real treatment... I HAVE NO IDEA IF YOU EVEN READ THIS, BUT IF YOU DO THEN PLEASE GET YOURSELF SOME HELP, WHETHER IT BE A NEW STYLIST, A THERAPIST, OR A GOOD REHAB and stop for heaven's sake wearing such skimpy clothes until you are in good enough shape to wear them.

"I HAVE NO IDEA IF YOU EVEN READ THIS, BUT IF YOU DO THEN PLEASE GET YOURSELF SOME HELP"

yep.

wait, were you talking to britney?

I'm almost positive that Britney reads every single word posted on this website about her. Almost positive.

mmm id love to bend her fat chubby ass over and bang like there no tomorrow i love when she goes around flashing that vag of hers mmm britney taint is the best juicy and plump chicks get me so hot

I do not think Brit is fat!! You have two kids and see if you can have the body she has. I am not a britt fan by far, but I think she has a nice bod concidering the circumstances!!!
~Toodles~

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She is just a Fucking HOE! Damn she loves the attention because we allow her to get the attention. She is not top story material anymore. I could so go to any trailor park in Louisana and find a million people just like her, but with a fresher story and probably a fresher something else. DUH.... EWWWW!