Sep 7 2007Avril Lavigne is an amazing human being

First.

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Enjoy it while you can, baby.

Vic

Her hair looks like shit.

I love the dress.

Lady Twatty McCuntington has spoken.

*headbutts monitor*

DAH!! what do you expect from a natural blonde!!!!!! ??????

FUGLY BITCH

DAH!! what do you were expecting from a natural blonde!!!!!! ??????

She's the female version of a douchebag. What would that be?

the female version of a douche bag is a jock strap maybe

finally she wears decent clothes, I hope she keeps it up

Insignificant, condescending, better-than-you, worthless cock hole. Fuck her.

This just in:

LOS ANGELES — The days of Britney Spears and her panty-free parading may finally be over, as FOXNews.com has learned that the “Crazy” crooner is contemplating a contract with a leading lingerie label.
“A pretty prominent underwear company is very interested in having Britney exclusively endorse their line,” an insider close to the pop princess told Pop Tarts.
“At this stage the deal probably won’t involve any official advertising, but she’ll be required only to wear their products, and I guess somehow she’ll have to work out a way to show those cotton coverings!”
The source added that there are few things that would need to be “ironed out” with the Britster before blanketing her booty with a brand, including formalities to forbid future flesh-flashing.
“It would look really bad if she was caught again without underpants, especially when she has a top lingerie label backing her, so they’ll want to ensure that doesn’t happen,” added the insider.
Perhaps this is another personal push for Brit to get back into the spotlight “One More Time." The “reformed” rehabber is reportedly also working hard to drop some pounds.
It’s been a stressful time for Britney and she has gained weight,” confirmed a Britney buddy. “But now that she’s on the comeback trail, she’s determined to get back into shape. She’ll be doing a lot more dance classes and she’s given up alcohol.”
But Brit may also be getting some help from Hoodia, with a number of reports suggesting that Spears recently had a big box of the African appetite suppressants home-delivered.

Someone should tell this self important little bitch she's not Princess Diana, although maybe she should be.

She is so god-damn ridiculous. I worked at Swingo's restaurant in Cleveland, OH, over two years ago. It was a big celebrity hangout in the 70s when bands would come to Cleveland. Swingo's Celebrity Inn is featured in the movie Almost Famous. Anyway, Avril came to the restaurant when on tour in Cleveland a few years back and was given everything for free - food, drinks, etc. Her entourage got a bunch of free food as well. And how does she respond? The cheap bitch didn't even leave a tip! She is a "giving" person??? My ass.

Wow! A real life pampered punk rocker. She's totally hard core.

I didn't used to hate her but NOW I do.

I'm such a LOSER!!!

All you haters can say what you want, but Avril will always be my tiny Nicole Kidman replacement.

On her hair:
"Rit has decided to sponsor my European tour, and they're trying to break into the hair products market over there with the 'ravers and tweakers' market. Plus, I like the fact that it draws more attention not just to me, but to my wild side, which I have carefully cultivated with my agent."

On her dress:
"You're probably thinking it doesn't go with my hair, right? Right? I did that on purpose, so that they would clash, so I could get the message out to my fans and market segments that I can look tough, especially in these formal occasions that require I dress appropriately."

More about her dress:
"My evening attire is a bit poofy. My marketing team determined that a lot of my fans are overweight and can get uncomfortable when I flaunt my taut body in public appearances. I use the colors for clashing to let them know I'm still Avril the Bad Girl, and the less revealing cut so they feel as if I'm sensitive to their self-esteem. I'll probably give this one away to one of my assistants - I know just the one, she has a bit of a weight problem herself. She might have to tailor it for her love handles,but that's her problem."

My head hurts

Dumb twat! She should be stuck behind the counter at the Flying J in her little dump of a hometown, jammed between the highway and Lake Ontario, wondering if she's pregnant and will graduate Grade 10. I've never heard a worse interview in my -uh like - life. Read a book bitch! Learn how to string a few words together! She gave boxes of clothes to Katrina victims. Great, little kids in grade 1 will now wear Prada to the trailerpark. Don't be talking about generosity when you've got celebs giving hundreds of thousands of dollars ... not hand me downs. Embarassed that your "workers" don't make much? Pay them idiot! Jeez did someone break the second hand on her 15 minutes of fame? Go watch your more talented husband enjoy his regular lap dance at a strip club!

she make me HARD

FRIST you are not a loser. Did you go to happy hour last night?

Do you want to hear something really funny? Somebody thought Texas Tranny and I are the same person.

Damn, she makes the Olsen twins look like they have curves and personality!

haha....her workers don't make much money - then give em a fucking raise if your so damn giving! Oh, you only like to give them used stuff from your closet.

She seems very conceited.

/DO NOT WANT

She looks like a soiled tampon. Punk, my ass! What a poseur.

"African appetite suppressants"??? Don't you have to...you know...just go live in Africa? Or is Britney going to install her own mudhole, and squat in it, covered with flies, while Sally Struthers eats all her food and pleads for donations?

ROFLMAOPIP

That's some funny shit right there Jimbo.

She disgusts me. What she plays is ten-pop. Not rock. I hope she falls in a ditch and dies.

Wow. Talk about delusional.

Permanent bedhead. She's "ordinary girl, U.S.A.", shellackered, and put out on the music counter.

What's so great about being ordinary? She's really undersexualized, has no personality, and while some of the music is ok, it's mostly, "I'm a corn girl from here or there! Watch me wash my hair! I spank lions everywhere!" The lyrics are supposed to be heartfelt, but everything feels so commercial, it's like a controlled little McRebellion in a teacup.

Where's the fire? And these latest shots, just more plainness. Did she just come from picking daisies at the Village? Does she have a grey bonnet for that outfit, too, or maybe a drab shawl?

I'd still love to fist her ass.

Wow--I feel privileged to walk on the same planet and breathe the same air as Avril. The world is truly a better place now that we have a celebrity who will send six boxes of second-hand junk to that Katrina girl who suffered through that hurricane thing.

Every time Avril sings, somewhere an angel farts...

Wow, that's a lot of potatoes!

I dont believe in violence towards women, but id love to punch her with an aluminum baseball bat...

Hey Jimbo, no she stood me up, like I figured. So I had my own happy hour at my own bar (aka my kitchen). The drinks are cheaper there and they don't cut you off when you get a little lit.

WTC?!?!? You are not Texas Tranny???

Avril shits in card board boxes and has it sent to Africa where all the starving children are. She knows these kids have never had enough food in their belly to crap and she wants them to see what shit looks like before they die. Isn't that a nice thing to do for the starving?

This girl is out of her mind. Kelly just having a pretty voice, but not a strong persona? Kelly would rip her apart vocally and in a fight to the death. She is flat out crazy!

could someone snipe her? please?

Man, I hate her.

FRIST - how was the service? Did you try and pick up on the bar tender? Did she laugh at your joke?

I almost fell off my chair when I was asked if TT and I were the same person. I have been called a lot of things over the years, but I have NEVER been asked that before. No offense TT, We all march to our own drummer

Hey TT did you get the email I sent you?

"not easily ignored" ?

funny, i've found it *really* easy to ignore her the past 3 years or so. i'd forgotten about her until i saw this, actually. then i weeped.

what's up with her hair?

And my drummer's favorite song is "Lotion and Tissues for One...Again".

Avril rocks! She's beautiful, talented, and always right at the edge. You bellies and skanks just can't handle that truth.

Somebody needs to punch this worthless twat in the face..... with a CLOSED fist...and SOON!

I'd like to be "comfortable in her skin", too... Ed Gein-style.

Oh, Avril definitely has talent. It's not easy to be stupid AND conceited at the same time.

"sound a particular way"

yeah, you sound like shit

watch the teen choice awards on youtube..she performs live

brings a whole new meaning to man voice
fuckin idiot!

@46 Hey troll you are back. where have you been? Hope you had a good time with my mom

I slept with the bartender last night.

"sound a particular way"

yeah, you sound like shit

watch the teen choice awards on youtube..she performs live

brings a whole new meaning to man voice
fuckin idiot!

FRIST - I did not get any e-mail from you!!!!!

Old News. What d'ya expect from a poser? She was covering country tunes in a coffee house before she changed her "look" in order to sell albums. I don't hate her only because she actually plays an instrument, but anything else, well, eh!

I menstruated on her head last week.

@57 LadyJane - It looks like you were just spoting. You only got half of her head.

I'm sorry, but that's some funny shit right there, oh god...whew!!

You know, she's so hardcore and edgy that, if the Sex Pistols decided to reunite, she could fill in for Sid Vicious!

(Please note I'm being completely sarcastic. This chick is as edgy as a poodle.)

That girl needs to get with some gratitude, and right quick! Amy Winehouse has more talent and class in her goddamned bouffant hairdo and she's a mess.

FRIST.....I didn't get an email :-(

Hey BunnyButt.........you can now see my pic on myspace page.

#57 lol
her hair looks like shit there...

pff, i've always hated this bitch, now... i do it moar!!

HIGH SCHOOL PUBICAL!!

That's the porn version of High School Musical that Vanessa Hudgens will be making now.

PS I hate April Lasagna, and her slutty sister, Avril Lavigne.

After reading this, I didn't want to head-butt my monitor. I wanted to head-butt that cunt.

Did anyone ever see her husband? Fugliest fucking troll on the face of the planet. Only a cold cunt like Avril would get stuck with that little used tampon as a mate.

Someone has mail.

#33, you may be onto something there.

Wow, the saying "you never know how stupid someone is until they open their mouth" really applies here. What a dumb narcissistic bitch. I disliked her before, now I can't stand her.

Wow, 6 boxes of petticoats and skull-and-crossbones tshirts? What a windfall for a hurricane victim! I hope that Katrina girl is a size 4 too!

the hot ones are always the dumb ones

6 boxes of petticoats..........yummy I love swoosh, swoosh of a pretty petticoat

She had to try to sound like she's humanitarian when she clearly sounds fake. SHe likes to flatter herself, no?

FRIST
I didn't get an email.

Count me in the "Hate You" side, you self-absorded bitch.

P.S. Can you send me an autographed copy of your latest cd? Thx!

she's f-ing delusional! how can she be even more obnoxious than when she just came out?

jodie foster as a vampress?

What? You mean she still has a career? I always thought of her as a one-hit-wonder. And from the sound and look of her, her head really has gotten swollen under that hairdo! Excuse, me, someone please let her know she's a has been!

#72
TT, honey...

Keep in mind she wore the Cyndi Lauper reject petticoats. There is NOTHING pretty about them!

(btw dollface, I am swamped at work. I will myspace you when I get home from vacation. *kisses*)

Hard to believe someone so self-absorbed could be allowed to talk like this in public. Someone should fix her ass, fucking smurf.

Murph,
eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww
I wouldn't want THOSE petticoats.

What a pointless human being.

Wow she sold 24 million albums and all that cheap bitch could give was 6 boxes of used shit from her closet?

I could dig on some of her used panties.

she is soo fake it hurts

TT, I'd like to see you in a more vibrant color. You seem like more of a hot pink girl than a pastel pink girl. You've got too distinct a personality to settle for pastels.

Let them eat cake. Alternatively, paying taxes is for the little people. Basically, what I'm saying is that this brat is going to end up guillotined or in jail for tax evasion and then leaving her fortune to her dog because that's the only one of her "workers" left that will talk to her. I'm guessing jail and the dog though, since Marie A. didn't really say that cake thing, and AL obviously said this crap.

I didn't get all the hate on this girl (mainly cos I never read any of her interviews). I get it now.
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more like she was so generous she decided to disqualify herself.

Thanks BunnyButt,
I do have hot pink, reds, and purples.

well isn't being canadian the same as being retarded? what do you expect?

She looks like a demon pig. I hate this stuck-up skank & her shit music.

I wonder how proud she'd be if she knew my 5 and 8 year old daughters thought she was cool...after all, being cool in the eyes of a kindergardener...what could be better. I think that was why the Beatles broke up - to get some 5yo cred. I just have trouble thinking of her as a bad-ass after seeing and hearing "Girlfriend". Yeah...that just screams punk.

As for the hurricane thing - if people that work for you don't make much money, which do you think they'd rather have - more money or some old gym socks??? Hmmm....

Regardless, here is one girl who I hope has a Vanessa Hudgens moment sometime - she is pretty nice to look at!

Sure I would stick it to her from both sides, but I certainly wouldn't let her sleep-in the next morning

I want to staple things to her face.
Like grenades. ZING!

I didn't know they had outfits like that at Midgets R'Us

This tiny little bitch is something else. Doesn't she realize what she is? She's a F#@$%& hick from Canada fronting like she's something. New money is so gross. She thinks she's a model, well, news for you Miss Hick, you are about 5 foot ball, add another 10 inches, and you might be decent. Real people with real money take care of their help. Here's hoping a disgruntled employee films her and her miniature, pussy husband doing it. That's about all I'd care to see from her.

On her generosity
"I am a very giving person. When the hurricane thing happened, I went to my closet, filled six boxes of stuff and said to my assistant, 'Take it to Katrina!' I also like to give stuff to people who are my 'workers,' especially if they don't make much money."

Here's a fucking great idea, give them more money you stupid bitch. Christ this chick annoys me. She's almost as stupid as Britney.

Awww here, i dont pay you enough so heres some used dickies decked out in chains and glittery patches.

Yeah that'll make them feel comforted.

Some people say she could be the next Mother Teresa.

To number 20: Gee, you just made my day! Hilarious, yet so f..... real! lol!

What a horrible worthless twat.

She piles old shit in boxes and orders her assistant to "take this to Katrina"... WOW, I mean really… WOW. I can’t even digest that kind of selfless generosity. Mother Theresa must be so embarrassed that she wasn't more like Avril Lavigne when she was alive.

Now listen you worthless little white trash skank if your employees don't make very much money maybe you should give them a RAISE you mentally disabled stench weasel. Jesus fucking Christ how can someone be this vapid and brainless. Honestly I think she's pretty much a copy of Paris Hilton (who her douche husband dated which says a lot) just with a different clothing style.

This little fowl smelling midget skank couldn't defend herself against a squirrel and she thinks she's fucking "tough" that is fucking saddest thing I've ever heard. Mary Kate Olsen could probably kick her ass. And why the fuck is she always making underhanded comments about her peers.

And the vile little whore is about as punk as Ashley Simpson and she's a humiliating embarrassment to Canada (trust me). She is the least eloquent person ALIVE. Even when she's 30 she'll sound like she's 12, she is clearly a VERY, VERY unintelligent person.

And from the embarrassing drivel that spews from her filthy little mouth its clear the girl has never gone through any real tragedy or character building experiences. She once whined about being hypoglycemic and blames her moodiness on it (yeah that horrible life threatening disease that kills so many people... wait no wrong horrible disease Hypoglycemia the lame ass thing that happens to you when you just need to eat a little fucking food on a regular basis). Newsflash whore everyone gets cranky when they don't eat, it's your bodies way of reminding your miniscule pea brain that it needs FOOD TO LIVE.

And she can’t go anywhere without heads turning????? Right. Problem is it’s not in the oh my god she’s so amazing and so adored kind of way but more that’s because people feel sorry for the mentally retarded girl whose all dressed up to go trick or treating in fucking July. Most people have no idea who she is and probably just wonder why some homeless mental patient midget is crashing their little Hamptons party.

So in conclusion my filthy little witch faced midget troll all I can say is life will soon hand you a shitload of karma. I'm guessing maybe six boxes worth of humiliating, shameful, horrifying, god awful misery and since you sold your soul for fame the best part is that us losers we'll see every last juicy detail of your train wreck bound celeb life right here on the Superfish.

So as always Celeb: 0
Real people: 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

We win
You lose
Worthless vile attention whores

What a self-obsessed, conceited little twatwaffle.

Dudes, I farted in homage to Avril and it smells like just like her last album.

Holy Fuck. What an asshole this bitch is. I'm sure all of the black people left homeless by Katrina really enjoyed all of Avril's "punk-girl" nonsense clothing. I like the fact that she gave her six boxes of trash to her assistant to send away. Yeah, you really care. I win, because I've never bought one of her shitty albums, that she fucking co-wrote. She's a "product". She even admits it in the interview. Fascinating. I bet that her employs (?) feel like Robin-Hood's blinded servant; getting a loaf of stale bread once every few days. Elated to be in the company of someone born to "rock".

Hey, well, at the very LEAST she could've taken the boxes to Katrina herself and not make someone else do it. Lazy.

Best thing about not being Avril Lavigne? Not having to come down off that pedestal, cause boy, that'll be a fall that will hurt!!! And you know it's going to happen someday and when it does --- BAM!!!

i liked her but now eww!! i mean are you kiddin me she is not no princess!!

Plagerism part 2.
Listen to Peaches tune "I'm the Kinda" and Av's "I Don't Have To Try".
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0d2z-dWZmE

Here's hoping Peaches laughs all the way to the bank. And as for tough? My bet's on Peaches being a wee bit harder.

Apparently we are all losers

The Avril Comment ...... amazing.

#57 - 58: A-HA-HA-HA!! ROTFL!
I was actually thinking that maybe one of her "highly paid assistants" put a bloody stool in her hair mousse, but your comments were good also!

#101 - someone has bitterness issues. I loved every word of it. ;^)

Something is really amiss with this gal. Either her real self image is so desperately poor it makes her project and say some truly asinine stuff or she really is one seriously stuck up bitch. Either way, she is in dire need of a talented handler.

"Take it to Katrina!" ????

Take it to a hurricane? This dumb twat doesn't even know where the hurricane happened. She probably thinks Katrina is a city in "one of the states down there".

I was trying to not believe that she was such an a-hole because I admit, I own 2 of her cd's and really like some of the songs on there...but what an A-hole!!Apparently she doesn't even realize that she sounds like the biggest a-hole..."I filled 6 boxes of stuff (my junk) and sent my assistant (slave) to Katrina!" Whoooppeee! Forget money! I'm sure the people of Katrina would rather have your old neckties, socks, and other used crap. And she gives her employees her old stuff too...because they don't make much money. Um, hello?! Who pays them?!! What a heel. I hope she isn't able to sell cd's or concert tickets anymore and has to live in the real world w/ the rest of us and see what a "giver" she really was/is. A-hole! I won't be helping to support her ass anymore by buying her cd's!

is Katrina a place?

...and she really thinks people think she's tough?! Ha! I always thought she was just one of those goofy, harmless punk girls and knew it. What a dickhead.

Avril Lavigne...? She still exists? Who was she anyway...oh yea. She was makin some kinda sounds 3 years ago.

I really wanted to give to katrina residents so i sent them some cement to rebuild their levies. How generous am i.

You know, instead of handing out cash to homeless people on the streets like I usually do (even though I'm not rich and/or a celebrity), I'm going to carry around my old clothes and other used "stuff" from my closet to hand out instead. Avril has taught me that the poor people or others in need don't need money, they'll be just as happy with and grateful for my stinky old socks as they would be with cash to buy food or put a roof over their heads. Thanks, Avril! You've led me to the path of true humanitarianism! Now I can spend all of my money on me and feel no guilt or shame!

She could be the next Miss Teen South Carolina!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

she's nasty, she can't sing and her music is corny....what a ridiculous bitch..

I usually defend stars. Avril needs to drop face first like that reporter on omgblog.com., and never sing again. SHe is so fake. SHe is punk but then in vogue ( i love it hated her). I had to say to one girl ooh im paying attetntion like you wanted nice bag and ring made out of duct tape and multi colored ahir now your like pink and avril.

You love yourself
you think your grand
you go to the movies
and hold your own hand
you put your arms around your waist
and when you get fresh
you slap your own face!

KAPOW

She is giving major Tanya Harding in these pics.

i think she's really pretty. i've tried to do my hair like that before.

#101 ROTFLMFAO!!!!

hey hey avril
we dont like your music
no way no way
we know your just a poseur
hey hey avril
you got an ugly boyfriend

hey hey avril
we know you're just a stuck up
go away go away
you really are a fuck up
hey hey avril
learn to fucking dress right!

what do you want she didn't even finish high school how smart can she be

what a dumb@$$. i love how she thinks she's being all sincere and genuine when in reality she comes off sounding like a shallow, insincere b!tch. ironic thing is she thinks the joke's on us -- when it's actually on her.

she is the definition of a manufactured star.

She makes me need Antibiotics, I think I might catch elephac*ntitis just reading this.

Long time reader, first time commenter. Lord, what an asshole.

On her competition
"Someone like Kelly Clarkson is beautiful and has a pretty voice, but with me you get a much stronger image. I'm tough, I have a look that girls want to copy, and I sound a particular way. It's good if you're not easily ignored. And I'm not."

if she is so "hard-core" and "punk" why the hell is kelly clarkson her competition?

side note:
avril could never in a million years sing her way to first place. not even in a jr. high talent show. kelly clarkson probably doesnt even who avril is.

Why won't she die? If people hate you then they're the loser? wtf, is she in 2nd grade? Awesome logic.

I would give anything to be the one who ends Avril Lavigne.

RAT FACE

no anvil, you're most definitely a loser and Ive managed to ignore you for years... until today.
I hate you, but atleast your interview was a good laugh.
get sum scoolins silly

Ex-mallrat thinks she's the next coming. As someone commented, enjoy it while it lasts. Makes me embarrased she was born in my country.

Please somebody--ANYBODY--cut this fucking bitch's head off. She is too ridiculous to be allowed to live.

WOW #101- You are my hero

My god! What a stupid cunt.

135........Sorry, but you can have her back now...she's not wanted here...

and...btw.....is it just me or does her hair look like she's trying to be the Muntsers mom or the bride of frakenstein??? WTF? Can't this bitch afford a stylist?.....OH wait, that's right...all her employees are poor since she a fucking tight wad......

jesus if this chick didnt have whats between her legs no guys would talk to her...

I see she has not grown up. I wish she would just go away.

When raw sewerage isn't pouring out of her mouth, this girl is pretty damn cute.

She's just dumb. I think she dropped out of Junior High. Seriously.

Oh come on! That's some funny shit! I think it's classic! She just managed to piss millions of people off in one interview! If that isn't talent, then I don't know what is!

I <3 Avril.

katrina's not even a place, it's the name of a hurricane, so basically if she packed all these boxed and wants to give them to katrina, she's donating to the hurricane!!!! she's evil!!!

She's so punk! I want to blow my nut all over her hardcore face!

I think a female version of a *douche-bag* is a catheter, you know, the thing they stick up your hee haw so you don't have to get out of bed to pee when you're sick or just really really lazy.

Oh yeah, Avril, does she think she's pretty? really? her? My catheter is better looking. Maybe she should get a nose job, it certainly can't hurt the singing 'voice.'

It's unbearable when people like her that are NOTHING think that they are EVERYTHING.

She's short, ugly, stupid and useless. And that's on a good day.

Her hair looks like the bride of frankenstein stuck her head out of a moving car and was hit by a tomato.

She's so ATTITUDE, so fake attitude. Love the glam dress and the skull nails. She's tryign way to hard to prove a point. I'd love to see a celebrity death match between her and Amy Winehouse

Shes just like any other of the retards that step out of Hot Topic.

I want to beat her to death with a sock of pennies.

24 million albums and all she could give was six boxes of crap she didn't want anymore? she's a real fucking philanthropist.

I'm just going to reiterate what most of you have probably already said.

I've HATED this bitch with a passion since I heard the first song shit song she "made." She's a corporate music whore, and a poser to boot. Fucking Narcissist Hag!

I'd tag that froggy dwarf!

what an embarassment to Canada. the US can have her.

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If a celebrity wanna show they have attutude' and 'personality' all they have to do is look trashy,act like a 12 year old boy and talk shit about other celebrities.Wow Avril you are so cool.
And plus you are not even educated!We all wanna copy you!

Yea Avril I hate you,and actually Im on college,and I'm making more quality music.So I guess I'm a loser?(sigh)....You're my role model.
I hope one day I'll be talentless and ignorant like you...

Just for because of this the next time I drive to Montreal I am swinging through Napanee to shit on her parents lawn.

Because there is nothing sadder than a corprate robot who believes her own hype. Fucking pathetic.

I love when this no talent mall rat plays dress up. She looks fucking ridiculous

*vomits copiously*

i'd be inclined to think the interview was edited if i hadn't heard her in a video interview some years ago. it was horrible. she has the most boring personality i've seen of any famous person. it was like they were interviewing some animal they just woke up from hibernation who was tired and grumpy. not only that, but she looks like a sewer rat. i guess that compliments her personality or something? she had the same sense of "giving" back then too. she sang for 15 minutes and gained like $25 which she gave to some bum, then felt good about herself. lawl.

Why are her legs so gross and blotchy? And oh yeah, she's a stupid bitch.

Perhaps they'd appreciate better pay over whatever she pulls out of the closet that she no longer wears.

Maybe they can just put it all on eBay.

24 million albums ??? Is it true ? Maybe she has problems remembering figures? It is hard to believe that 24 million people bought a CD of Avril Lavigne...

HA !!! They had to draw a cross on the floor so she would know where to stand for the photographers !!!!

It looks like her hair has raspberry filling.

She has terrible, terrible music. I wonder why teenagers dig her. She used to pretend she was a rocker, now she looks like a prostitute. Hope all her money evaporates and all she's left is her black eye pencil.

conceited! can't believe it...

i cant deny though that i love her songs hehehe

Wow. I didn't used to not like her, but what a TOOL!!

# 10 - a douchbagette. Or douchebagelle.
Like a bagel. A raisin bagel, because it kind of looks like her face.

What fucking doppy bitch!.

Avril WHO?

Now she's number 1, in the stupid hair category that is, right up there with Amy Winehouse

Tanya Harding! BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I hope she cries in her tiny little husband's arms when she reads that one!
Six boxes of crap from her closet for "that hurricane thing." Wow, she is a gem.

She is the most generous duck-pig I have ever seen.

what a loser...........she is so full of herself !
I think her "music" is horrible

Her hair is menstruating.

What a FUCKING bitch! BTW Avril - you suck! Kelly is SOOO much BETTER! Also, whats up with the bleeding hair? Were you kissing your own ass while you were on the rag?

Everything Will said.

As a Canadian, I'd like to be to defend her, but really she should just go away and....well just going.

Also, 'girlfriend' is the stupidest song imaginable. What crap.

i hate this mean-spirited cheap imitation of every possible imaginable thing. mallrats have more originality and talent than this ditz of a bitch.

when i see American girl .........thanks god ..................i am from another country !!!

Oh god, your "getting her confused with that Jesus character" cracked me up. It's amazing how you can make Avril sound half-interesting.

Whoah....
Who knew that someone this punk, this hard-core, this raw and edgy, could be so giving and be blessed with such a heart of gold.

I remember seeing the faces of those poor people in Louisiana, homes destroyed, families lost, hungry, thirsty, forlorn....

And all I could remember thinking was that I wished that I could take away all their sorrows, dull their pain, wipe away their tears with a couple boxes of shit from Hot Topic.

But I can go to sleep with a smile on my face tonight, because there are people out there like Avril who reached out in ways that the rest of us could not.

PS) Avril, this goes out to you. To your amazing heart. But we know how hard-core you really are. Otep and the girls from kittie want to die of shame and cry in their pillows every time they hear the savagery that is you and your music.

I would love to invite her over and let her listen to my collection of Phil Collins and Huey Lewis and The News digital compact discs.

I'm sure the Katrina victims loved getting a box of shit. What a self-righteous bitch.

And "Lady Twatty McCuntington" is just too damn funny.

I bet u get this all the time, but i'm a huge fan!!!!!
i just hate avril... she thinks she's the last cookie of the pakage (brazillian jk)... i helped a lot more than she did, and not only on Katrina but with the Tsunami, and in my own country... i just can't take her anymore, her stupid songs.... she can't even sing... and her attitude, well... that's not original, my dog has a more orginal attitude than she does!
If you take her appearance off there's nothing there... ok, ok, i know she's cute and everything but please, just throw some water on her face and it'll disappear!

yeah she's was real tough skipping around the stage on Fashion Rocks the other night!

don't blame her she is american girl!!!

wow. wow.
fucking wow.

i cannot staaand that bitch.

the dead kennedy's have a bounty on her

Avril sounds like shit, she's not very talented. Her music or whatever she calls it sucks, her attitude sucks even more!

Tough? LMFAO Try spoiled, self-obsessed little bitch and you'd be on to something "Avril".

I've read a few of her qoutes in the past and every time she opens her mouth she keeps solidifying the fact that her publicist or manager or someone should stop her from doing interviews.

But amazingly she still ends up recording (and she's such a powerful talent).

Um, Nina #181, 188? Are you mentally challenged or just another American hater.

FYI dumbass, Avril is from Canada.

Shes the daughter of God... i know that bitches...

She's a little full of herself, isn't she? Like we should all bow down in her presence.

I hate when celebrities take themselves way too seriously.

Modest much? It's hard to forget the girl who spits on you.

Tough? LMFAO Try spoiled, self-obsessed little bitch and you'd be on to something "Avril".

Exactly.

That phony little cunt tough? Yeah, I'm sure she had it rough in home turf in Compton. My woman is 5"1' and she could kick her untalented ass.
Not to mention her song writing is about as deep as Paris Hilton's thinking and she sounds like a cat being tortured.
ESAD bitch.

Avril? Your fifteen minutes are up.

i hate people -bravo and bravo. Wonderfully said. I couldnt have said it any better. And for the little smartasses out there it ain't because we are jealous. All you have to do is read what she wrote to know she is as cold as ice. Personally i don't know very much about Miss Avril, but I suggest she work on her interview skills because she sounded like a complete and total fucking twit. But i am glad she exposed herself for the total ass face she is. Take it to Katrina? I'm sorry but when did we stick all the people that went through that hurricane and call them all Katrina? I live in Mississippi and we felt some of the damage also. It was a big f---ing mess all over the south. If she would have been down here when it all went down and saw a few floaters she might think a little differently. I think more than anything aside from all the makeup and fucked up pink hair people are people. Good or bad. There is no since in a celebrity making gobs of money and not giving any of it away to help a GOOD cause. What the fuck is wrong with all these celebs? I hope they all get what they deserve. Stingy little turds.

sorry - but Avril is totally an unimpressive individual. Went to go see her perform in Shanghai cause I thought she might have some substance.
Her performance in Shanghai was the most god-awful performance in the world. 80% of the time she was checking to see whether her hair looked good on the screen... and where in the world did she learn how to dance? i think my pet frog has more moves than she does!

her inability to show any respect to the crowd with her lack of being a genuine performer has made me completely cross her off my list as a respectable artist.. and now I read how she doesn't have any intellectual capacity as well!

Why does she have to misrepresent Canada like that? She should go back into her closet and decide which way she wants to go - punk or pretty little princess.

All you haters need therapy. Have you nothing better to do but talk bad about someone? If you're gonna target someone for hatred, look at murderers and rapists or someone really deserving of it.

Avril has fans and she at least makes them happy. She doesnt have to appeal to everyone; thats near impossible to do. She doesnt have to be a roll model to anyone either. She just needs to do what she does - her God-given right to live a life as SHE sees fit, not try to curtail her behavior to suit anyone else. ESPECIALLY people who have nothing better to do but point out her faults.

So instead of focusing so much attention on her that you even notice things to talk trash about, why dont you find someone you DO like, and focus on THEM instead. Nothing can be more pathetic than someone you think is, except those who are worse off and talking trash about them. As she says, haters ARE losers... Decent people cant get through life successfully harboring hatred towards others. Its a very unhealthy attitude and in most people's opinion, an unacceptable one.

Thats not me talking trash about haters, thats me offering words of wisdom. Hate her if you want; Im sure that with all her money she can pay someone to care.

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enough said.

Reading that just makes me glad there was no one writing down all the stupid and lame things I said when I was young.... I was quite full of myself too, just glad I grew out of it and there is no haunting evidence of my snottiness...LOL

The funniest part was when she said she's not easily ignored. Most of the time, I forget she exists, and when I remember her, I remember her as a two hit wonder on a skateboard or a bridge. She's bubble gum pop has-been through and through.

"She's bubble gum pop has-been through and through."
If she was a has been, would there be so many people hating her??
I truly think not. Face it - you dont like her because she doesnt appeal to you, and yet she is successful. The media cant get enough of her and the controversy is partly the reason. The more people talk about her, the more popular she becomes.
It doesnt matter if gossip is good or bad. Avril Lavigne is the topic and that makes her popular. I find her very controversial but I find the idea of people who waste their life reading and posting hate messages more pathetic than anyone.
Get a life, losers.

This makes me sick...utterly sick.

Somebody needs to remind Avril Lavigne that punks do not wear couture nor do punks have choreographed dance scenes in their videos. She needs to wake up and face reality. SHe is an ugly, rodent faced obnoxious bitch who thinks because she wears fishnets and says fuck you she is hardcore. She is nothing more than an over produced , air brushed top 40 middle of the road yawn. I hate all these fucking poseur bands who copy one another and call themselves"punks".The real punk/hardcore scene died years ago and if any of these useless fucks were around back then they would have been chewed up and spit out for the jokes that they are. If not liking Avril LaVigne makes me a loser then I am proud to be a loser, because thats punk rock bithc!!!!!!!!!!!

Give me a break-Avril is the FARTHEST thing from 'rock'...she's a 'pop' star and has been since day one! She is Britney with heavier eyeliner and a shitty attitude! Get over yourself sweetheart!

avril she is the best

This Q Magazine quotes in this article are fake, listen to Avril refute these quotes in here :
http://www.cyberbuzz.com/onair/interviews/20071114avrillavigne.mp3

This Q Magazine quotes in this article are fake, listen to Avril refute these quotes in here :
http://www.cyberbuzz.com/onair/interviews/20071114avrillavigne.mp3