Sep 17 2007Angelina Jolie might adopt another child - from her uterus

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She's not pregant, just swollen from where I punched her.

oh my god im the second!!

anyway...i don't like angelina bitch! so as 'us' from malaysia and australia~!!

Who fucking cares.

i think its cutee. you stupid idiots should agree.

Why does she do this crap. Just send the money. She hasn't got the time for loving kids. Just take care of your natural kids,a nd send alot of money tot he families in whatever country.

She's just busting for a piss.

*clap clap clap* Well done Mr. Superfish!

Well, okay, this would be good because then at least little Shiloh will have some company at home in the basement while Mom and Dad are out with the charity cases.

I think its just a hernia from carrying all of the babies around...

i love her brat doll face and understated black and neutrals clothing style. shiloh is beautiful, im glad they are making more. im not that into pax.

Fucker's settin up franchises

Nahh, she just ate a grape.

She is not pregnant. She is going for that 3rd world country bloated stomach look

the first time they had sex was probably when they made shiloh. she's not into YOU brad. she's just satisfied that she stole the supposedly sexiest man alive from Traniston. she's just having baby # 2 to keep you around to tend to the litter.

Billy Bob is going to the grave knowing he fucked that crazy bitch when her ass and level of insanity was at it's peak. Now all Brad gets is a tamed, malnourished, veiny old lady hand reach around every blue moon.

#13
That's pretty funny fuck-nut.

There should be a national law enforced that limits the number of children this woman is allowed to screw up royally.

I think they're gonna have a baby for each outfit, like purses or shoes.

"Brad, dear, I'm wearing the yellow dress tonight"
"So we'll take the vietnamese, he matches"

Make it stop!!!

hehe sweet

I love how people are so upset that this chick is adopting third world children and giving them a life they could never dream of. Yeah, where does she get off turning down roles so she can spend time with these kids and take them to visit their home countries? The cunt.

@17
Don't be so racist.

Hey Mike, Whats up?

hey.. does anybody know who is the blonde girl on top of the page???

she isnt doin it to be caring, she is a venomous hag who wants to control brad and gets off by playing mother Theresa.

Every frikkin Liberal democrate feel good hippie douche bag thinks this woman is a saint.

She is just irritating

In her case I think it's called a "baby lump".

It's starvation bloat. She does it on purpose so Zahara feels less homesick.

Main Pic~

and in a disappointed Angelina's father's voice:

"Kids having kids."

hmmm HI PHOTOSHOP!!!
the pic is obviously a fake :)

who even cares what she's doing. those kids don't seem even close to fucked up compared to Brit's FAS babies.

The way it pokes out makes me think she's just wearing an ill-laced corset. I wouldn't doubt it.

#24

I'm a "frikkin Liberal democrate feel good hippie douche bag" and I can't stand Angelina, Brangelina, or the Brangelina Brood. She's so fake she doesn't even try to have her own life. First, she was a female Michael Jackson who acted instead of singing. Then, she started posing as Princess Diana since the "people's princess" spot opened up. Now she couples that with a Josephine Baker/Mia Farrow multicultural family.

No wonder she's so skinny. Her only nourishment is her favorite food: only what she can photosynthesize from klieg lights and camera flashes.

I did not know that they were so close to "Flavor Flav" .... as in taking this Zahara child and raising it.....I heard he has like 7 kids or something?... Anyways, .I think that's pretty cool, I guess. She will always look like her Daddy though ... Flav is proud I'm sure.

Brad and Angeline are so phony. Every time I see them I want to puke.

I just hate these phony hippie types.

I was ridding my horse around where I live this weekend, and one of my so-called hippie neighbor's boyfriend told me to get off his property, and then he tried to run me and my horse over with his truck. His stupid bitch girlfriend just sat there with her mouth opened. She was probably high on Meth. Not only was I not on his property, but I was ridding in the easement (public property access road).

Most people wouldn't try to do that to a woman wearing a gun, but he still tried to run me over with his -- truck aka "death machine." He though my horse was not going fast enough.

What ever happen to Peace, Love, and No War. These old hippie leftovers are just a bunch of phony baloney. They all have become the biggest assholes ever to live.

Not only does he know that I am his neighbor since he has seen me riding around all the time, but the next day he had the nerve to steal my Sunday newspaper.

I think that he was afraid that I might find out that he and his wife are into child porn or something.

She's disgusting.

33 cowgirl.

Hippie peace types are the most violent people around. Just go to any anti-war demonstration. They are a sick sick bunch.

Eh, looks more like way a starving person's stomach sticks out. I mean really at her weight which is more likely a distended stomach, or being able to conceive a child?

nice dig against Maniston though

NAH she's not pregnant...she's getting that Etheopian look happening....when you don't eat...then you finally do...your belly bloats up...she's probably on her way to a bathroom to purge her lunch.

Wally, please stay out of my email. Not sexy, that.

maybe I need my Funny Pirate Eyeglasses to see this bump. Aye, I'll be seeing pirates everywhere when wearing these fun glasses -- a skull and crossbones is on each plastic lens! ...I'll see pregnant people too..

skinny people have babies too! i really hope this one pops out alien style, though... she is one batshit crazy bitch. my psychology degree that i drew with a crayon tells me she might be overcompensating for something... like her lack of a soul. yeah, my degree actually said that to me. with its mouth.

she's not pregnant if you look close enough at the pic its just the way the shadows are to make it look like that or what renas says: PHOTOSHOP!!!! lol

at 26, that was mean but i liked it

#13...fuckin hilarious

there goes another animal thats gonna go unadopted

that looks waaay unnatural. Pffft

skAnkgelina's to-do list:
1) procreate to have another child she just won't be able to love like her adopted kids
2) suck the life out of Brad, because she is a praying mantis
3) get some extra arms grafted onto her skeletor body so that she can carry all of her brood at one time until they are 12 or 13 years old
4) get some flies to buzz around her to complete the Biafra look

most of you people are uneducated trash. kids are kids. doesn't matter where they come from. fucking morons. there's nothing worse then trash trying to act classy and smart. who the fuck r u trying to fool. but all this is beyond your intellectual grasp, so nevermind. fucking morons.

Depends Undergarment - that's my guess.
What with the anorexia and c-section, the "plumbing" just ain't what it used to be.
Ain't that right Brad?

good one #14

i expect trash from the guys, but to all you girls saying the same things:

ugly sluts. i hope you never have kids. it's mothers like you who raise the perverts, murderers, and deviants in society. ur just good for offering instant sex to horny men.

Fucking breeder.
How do all these anorexic chics get pregnant, anyway?

"ur just good for offering instant sex to horny men." And your point is???????

Anyways people I am gonna ahead and agree with Jrz here. At least Shiloh will have someone to play with when the nanny watches her as her parents take the other "Blessed Ones" out for fun.

Those "hippie douchebags" are doing more for the world than any of you all will ever do put together. So throw your petty insults. They're actually making a difference.

She will probably get another c-section because she wants to keep her flower tight.

Stay home and take care of your babies, Angie. If anybody's ever moved around a lot when they were little, we all know it's just great fun and does wonders for socializing with others your own age.

51. those hippies are destroying our country.

ummm... can't you guys see the obvious line where the shade of black changes from the lump to the actual dress? this picture is EDITED!!!!!!!

I can't wait for those kids to grow up and find out ther "Mother" is nothing but a crazy, homewrecking whore.

pretty baby's a dumb slut. she's so dumb she didn't even get the point even though it was S-P-E-L-L-E-D out to her. get an education honey. dumb piece of trash. girls like you only know how to fuck. ur not even a girl. just an animal. man do i feel sorry for whatever babies pop out of you.

eastcoastgirl: you're one of those fat ugly girls who still watches the friends reruns also because no one will ask your fucking ugly face out, right? Right. you should join "Pretty"Baby there. misery loves company.

#57 hahahahah! niiiice. You didn't spell anything out, you just went on a bizarre rant that clearly no one gives a fuck about. I just borrowed your line and teased you a bit. Clearly you have some sort of anger issue and I wish you all the best with that.

Sincerely,

Dumb Slut

Yeah, moron you 've got my number. Ha Ha Ha Jeeze, you must have a crystal ball or something. Scarey. Fucking tard.

"Pretty" Baby:
ur even dumber and trashier than i thought. get your fat ass to school ASAP. typical arrogant crazy bitch. can't handle it when someone puts you in your low-class place, huh? hahahaha.

hahahaha.....eastcoastgirl and prettybaby are gainging up on me....oooooooo. wouldn't want to be sat on and crushed to a pulp.

love,
amanda

"ganging"

i bet you two are petty enough to point it out too, right?

don't get me wrong ladies.....it just irritates me to no ends to see females acting and thinking so ugly. you two need some severe reality checks. like i spelled out before: it's women like you two who raise the perverts and sickos in society. ur the reason why there are so many fucking uneducated morons.

LOL @morons. SHE'S A GIRL! WILL U MARRY ME?? ROFL. and she's sooooo right. PrettyBaby and eastcoastgirl will kill and eat your babies if they could. especially minority ones. they're just fucking waste of life. what's the point in being a woman if you can't be a bit more educated and classy. fat ugly whores.

Obviously you are not grasping the concept of this site. Perhaps you should find another site to spew your empty rants.

morons/bigdickboi--- Are you through yet???

I don't know what the fuck is up with her stomach, but that can't be a baby bump.

hey Morons....did you wake up on the wrong side of the cadaver today? you're awfully grumpy.

i never really understood why people thought angie was so hot to begin with...she looks like she would be a minx in the sack...like ten years ago...she is an ugly broad who is rounding up kids like cruella de ville snatching up dalmations. brad pitt would have been much better with jennifer MANISTON even though she has a total manface...look at that jawline! at least she would have been down to live the star lifestyle and not fuck around with kids. better yet brad pitt should never marry and just fuck girls forever like jack nicholson...that guy did it right. kids weigh you down big time...it might be fun now...but it will get old quick and he will jam and angie will be left with like ten kids...fucking sucks to be her man!

I wonder if her mother ever said, one day you will have a kid just like you!

That's what my mother told me so I didn't have children. :)

It will be interesting to wait and see...

Last time I checked, babies in the womb weren't square-shaped.
Photoshopped.
Next!

Baby is strikingly shaped like a brick. :)
I had two kids but would have gladly produced/adopted more if I could pay someone else to do the mundane parts. I can just imagine being woken by my assistant at 7 and informed that all of the children were up and being bathed except Shiloh who had a bit of the stomach flu overnight, her nanny says she is fine now and will join us once she wakes. The children are expected at the table by 7:30 where today it is Paxs turn to accompany Daddy and Max to school.
The car will be ready at 10am to take us all to the zoo. I am to return them at 1230 to the nannies who will feed them and put them down for naps....

That bulge is just a hernia she got from carrying Zahara around.

#2. Lady Jane

You are awesome.

vitaly, Jimbo , Mandy moore's vag ...Fucking Hilarious!

Thanks for making me laugh my ass off.

Anyone who trashes this pshyco skank, her dickless bitch manny are ok in my book. God I wish these losers would just disappearinto their bermuda trianagle of disgusting fakeness.

Most people don't have a clue about third world issues and actually buy the bullshit these two celebretards pedal. A little hint for the clueless; true humanitarians don't wear 10 thousand doallr outfits, have a private plane and own several giant mansions. Think about it.

P.S. I love the nick name Traniston. Did you invent that vag? Because if so you are a genius.

Pardon my shit spelling folks.

I wish the media stopped talking about that couple. Angelina is such a two faced, lunatic, with disgusting past, a woman who has done wacky things and now she thinks that if she is going to adopt those babies to make headline that will clean up her past.
As for Brad Pitt, he is not a sexiest man. By what standards? He has bad skin full of chicken pox scars. He cheated on his ex wife, Jennifer. Now he is like a maid who always follows Angelina to carry her purse and tends a flock of children. He has lost his dignity and macho of a man.
They deserve each other. I don't want to see them on the news cover. They are not role models in this society. So stop talking about them for god's sake.

I don't think she has enough body fat to menstruate and therefore conceive. But I thought the same thing about Nicole Richie, so who knows.

Who wants to take bets on where the next child will be from?
Or if she is preggers, then what country she's going to give birth to the child in?

Come on-- $10 says it's going to be Bolivia...

I feel sorry for all the kids because brad and angie will separate eventually. It's just going to happen. Then the kids will get split up - what a mess it will be. I never much liked either of them but now they truely annoy me. Brad didn't have any tattoos before Angelina - now he has 4. He is such a unmanly follower now. Makes me want to puke.

jimbo & mike THE homo couple on here

skinny chick has SEX SHE'S HOT!
Fat girls You suck real bad

Your supposed to wait like 2 years how old is shiloh

why does it start like 2 inches above her belly button.That is unantural and why speculate just ask her. One of the things i like about jolie is she is not really a liar. SHe tells the truth no matter how bad. Famous or not most women wait around 4 months to say it

I'm still betting on a diaper.

With all the anorexia and pregnancy stuff (not to mention all the crazy stuff she and her lesbian lover used to do) she's lost control down there.

Plus with all the suspicion about her eating disorders, she doesn't like being seen going the restroom too often.

Pitt is looking like Kutcher these days, both are more like a gay best friend to their domineering women.

Pregnant women often don't formally announce their pregnant until after the third month because the risk of something going wrong (i.e., a miscarriage) decreases dramatically after the first trimester. That's why Halle Berry, Xtina, Angie, etc., don't announce it right away.

Dammit. I meant "they're," not "their." That is all.

you realize that her children will grow up and re enter fame by writing a "Mommy Dearest" type account of their life as Angelina Jolies adopted children.

Team Aniston for life.

they have their own lives and are living it according to how they want and choose to. dont we all have our own lives to live? lets not be too judgmental about these things. its entertaining to hear about celebrities and such, but their lives are none of our business. we all have our issues, let them deal with theirs.

by the way, humanitarian effort from celebrities (adoption or donations or what not) actually help raise awareness on conditions for underdeveloped states, and, believe it or not, has helped increase international aid.

I never minded angelina until the day she decided to go to Iraq. Do all of us a favor and March to Washington to get the troops out you stupid bitch. Its none of your fucking business to step into Iraq. Stop wasting our time. The vets would appreciate it. You being a mom and working with the un just makes you look fake. Fuck you and your orphans.