Sep 27 2007Angelina Jolie looks super important

Who is John Gault?

She needs to eat

omfg 3rd

Girlfriend looking scrawny.
Eat some meat- Clinton's meat.
He'd let her.

FOURTH !! ??

Oh to be AJ...sigh...pretty bitch. You shouldn't be allowed to be so pretty AND be so rich; it just isn't fair! (and I suppose some of you would mention the whole Brad thing too, but he doesn't impress me much).

Clinton doesn't want a bag of bones! He like more cushin for the pushin

She is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ANNOYING!!!!!!!

Looks like Bob Barker is still out there, groping the models!

:p

In pic 3, Clinton's thinking, "Damn, if I hadn't jizzed all over that fat chick's dress, I might be in with a shot here"

I work at home...

Do ANY of you woman and sickos have a job?

#7 Mr. McNasty-

He might like more cushin' for the pushin', but when it comes to suckin', he'd take a bag o bones.

If you look closely at the later pictures, there's a white stain on Angie's jacket. Bill, you will always be the man.

Hey! They left out the third picture of the Bill Clinton sequence:

1) Meet.
2) Hypnotize, using only your eyes.
3) Blowjob.

Gee, I wonder if Bill is thinking "I'd much rather be with Hilary right now"...

I wish we had bill back.

Weird legs on the Adultery Spokes Skeleton.

And wtf is up with that extra ring on her finger tip?

Sorry, but she looks like Pure Evil in photo 11.

Race relations in this country would be much better if Bill were president now, and got caught licking Condi Rice on the desk in the Oval Office. Although I think Jocelyn Elders was more his type.

Pic 8 is exactly what Brad sees on the rare occasions when, in a quivering voice, he begins to attempt to voice a difference of opinion.

What's up with the Navy Seal watch?

The last picture, AJ is showing off the scrapes on her knees from being under Bill's "podium".
She's a nasty whore, anybody who buys this humanitarian crap is a fucking retarded douche.
And Bill was a worthless fuck as President, the only worse option would be if his transexual spouse were to buy her way into the office. If that happens, I'm moving to some 3rd world country like Mexico, or maybe Canada.

#11 Judy...running a webcam porn site from your bedroom doesn't count as a real job...

Note to natural brunettes:
Stop bleaching your hair. It's awful looking.

and #22 is absolutely correct.

#22 - yeah, I hated 8 years of peace and prosperity. I'm glad it was so emphatically over as soon as Bush took office.

Good one FRIST!!!!! I'm gonna buy you a drink for that!!!!!

And 22, go now. please.

USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!

#23 - she's a work-at-home envelope stuffer
And by envelope stuffer, I mean stuffing cocks in her enlarged snatch.
She's a $4 whore working the morning shift, that's why she's home now.

bill would totally cave in her face with his box right now

No. Comment.

I hate Hilary and her attempt to buy her way into office. Doesn't she have a brother and a few of her dad's friends who can just throw the election? Where are her family values?

HELL YEAH I GOT A DAMN JOB!!!

What makes you think we don't?

The fact that we are efficient and can complete tasks in a timely manner so we can provide ourselves with some levity during our peonish existences?

Multi-tasking is an art,some do it well.

jenkem = turd wine! Satan have lady-croft soul, burn hell forever! Me lady-croft is Angelina Jolie. Me sex with camel pig goat sheep dog gnu zebra horse caterpillar car exhaust. Set fire underwear. Satan jenkem worship. Brain in cornhole.

Hey America, you put dollar in my cornhole? Heehee. Set fire my crotch? Heehee.

lady-croft be hit head with boat oar. Please again please! Orgy now!

Turd me! Orgy now! Thank you!

god people are gullible. she doesn't care about anything other than stealing men from their women and buying ethnic hip accessories. she's an actress. that's what she does!!!!!! she's only playing a role when she does her "humanitarian gig". it's not real.

#25 & 26 - 9-11 wouldn't have happened if Bill would have taken care of business witht he terrorist instead of worrying about getting head from a fat, ugly intern.
Maybe when you graduate 4th grade, you'll start to understand the world a little bit better.
Regardless, this isn't a political site, so I apologize for voicing my opinions on Bill - not AJ, she's still a worthless cunt.

she is too skinny and looks about 45 now. It's a good thing she is doing humanitarian work, but charity starts at home...like in AMERICA!!!! There are lots of kids who need stuff here people!!

I apologize too. I mean, an illegal election, followed by an illegal invasion, followed by endless violence and death - what is there to criticize, really?

God #33, all you W supporters sound the same.

38- ahahahahahaha!!!!

If Bush had read the memo on 8/6 and increased security, 9/11 wouldn't have happened. Wait - I remember, Bush doesn't like to read. Not his fault.

Hell YES, I got a job.

I work for the State, surfing websites like this one, looking for bi-sexual males, transgendered, and women who like trannies.
I also double as the glory-hole sissyboy down at the adult bookstore.

20 & 23 .. LOL ..

and of course I have nothing good to say about this lowly whore...
so all I can do is think of how poor Brad is home watching that zoo...
Zahara not attempting to walk..so all through the house he totes the flavor flav lookalike around on his hip while she chews on a piece of straw & chants in tribe like gibberish..... the two boys pretend to be stepping on land mines in the living room while wearing their new Halloween Straw Horn Hats ..while Shiloh is struggling with the two personalities she was given by her parents ..she sits in the bathroom struggling to fill up a vile of blood ... all the while in chaotic baby whispers she tells herself that is not a good thing to do anymore.

Hello, my name is Angelina Jolie. I'm famous for having big tits and showing them off alot. I'm here today to educate you about global education blah blah blah.

Next Time I see Clinton I'm gonna bust him up. I can tell by the look on Angelina's face that she is being hit up for a BJ.

i thought that Angie and Brad gave a lot of money to help New Orleans. They live there now. I saw her once in person and she was GORGEOUS... but that was two years ago and she does look TOOOO SKINNY.

If Bill was still in office, he would have her believing that by "servicing" him, she could do good on a micro level that would serve mankind on a macro level.

Save us all. A political Angie. I might start praying for her and her escort to disappear of my screen. www.hollyweirdreport.com

As pretty as she is, there is something evil looking about her. She really does look like she's a character from a video game come to life. But I don't think she's evil, I think she's a compassionate and passionate person who is trying to be the best she can; I just think she's also pretty screwed up and has serious issues (namely daddy issues). At least she does more than just shop and tan, unlike Britney and other celebtards.

Can she lift refrigerators. Holy God this girl is everywhere. I need her resume. www.celebridermis.com

Bill Clinton has a new book out about "Giving"! He is such a generous person, that guy, he'll give you a cigar, or a random stain, how about a front desk position?

She is an ugly hag with a personality to match. I will never understand her popularity. She is as fake as Paris Hilton. I bet Brad Pitt rues the day ever met this skank.

#32 Adeliza...I like the way you put it better. Words like "efficient" and "multi-tasking"....here I thought I was just a slacker....

Stupid hoe
like madonna.."now i'm gonna pretend i'm smart and educated
WASTE OF TIME YaaaaaAAWWWnnn

#42 - "so all through the house he totes the flavor flav lookalike around on his hip"

LMFAO!!!

yup, what #32 said... take that #11!!

now i'll go back to my busy schedule.... mb/playing Halo 2/ mb/ taking a nap/ mb/ making a little snack... whew i am exhausted already!!

BILL CLINTON BEST PRESIDENT EVER!!!

/FUCK BUSH!

though too skinny, she is an ethereal beauty with flawless feminine bonestructure, and a UN ambassador. what are you doing that so great for the world right now? even bill o'reilly who doesn't like celebrities looked into how much money she gives and was shocked. brad pitt wanted kids, thats why his marriage ended. brangelina will prob have another baby soon, he has what he wants.

I LOVE ANGELINA JOLIE! DOES ANYBODY ELSE LOVE ANGELINA JOLIE! SHE HAS ENORMOUS LIPS!

She is gorgeous...why doesn't she put some weight on? Skinny skinny doesn't suit her very well.

Once, while my girlfriend was sleep on her side, naked, I lubed up and slid my cock up her ass. What can I say, I was suffering from insomnia and horniness. Anyway, when she woke up suddenly, her facial expression was not nearly as harsh as pic #8 or pic #11.

LOOK AT those legs! OMG, I know panty hose are a thing of the past but maybe a little shimmer lotion? ANything to make them look like the legs of a women, instead of the legs of a horse.........

She's a fraud - that's a given. But for a real insight into how crazy her fans are, check out this link. scroll to the 14th post down.
http://tinyurl.com/2bv5oo

#52 & 55-

Well,
you know I gotta take up for us working stiffs!

#62-
" had to come back to this thread. I just read that Brad bolted from Chciago last night after a huge fight with the pig, and the photo ops with the Skank."

quote from the site you posted.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Someone does not like Angelina!!

Its sad that even when someone does a good deed for the world somebody would just label her as a fraud... what can she gain from all this.. freaks! well at least she's making a difference and seriously i hope people would take humanitarian work seriously..and btw i know that this is superficial..just want to say you all are ugly like a tub of lard..so yeah do something good for yourself k......tata!

Textbook blowjob lips.......

.

"I'd like to welcome everyone, and especially Ms. Angelina Jolie, to the Clit and Glans Initiate Anal Meat... whoops."

I think she's great.... roasted.

Whad'ya want to bet he went home, thought about her and wanked.

I suppose many of you are unaware of the fact that skinny girls have tighter you know what...

so sexual intercourse is HOT!!!

@70
Go ahead you can say it..................pussy.
Vagina, pink taco, the Y

#70 & #71
No wonder my married lovers are always telling me I have a tight pussy and I even had a baby but got back into shape quickly because I breast fed. Producing milk and breast feeding burns a lot of calories and it is the best way to protect your baby from infections.

Okayyyy...
A woman who is only successful because she was lucky enough to be born with a pretty face... who probably barely graduated from high school... is speaking at an educational conference? Its ridiculous what you can do when you're rich and famous...
Goodness gracious! Can Angelina get any more pretentious?

I love Bill Clinton and the many great things he did while in and out of office. I think Angelina is doing a great job with her humanitarian efforts.

#73 Kitty_kat:
You don't have to have a pretty face to make it in Hollywood (Sara Jessica Parker is a great example.) Angelina got involved with the humanitarian efforts by surrounding herself with fellow humanitarians and learning from them.

#22 Your name fits you and you are ignorant and immature.

#75-
...
Hey, if that's what you wanna believe, go for it!

#25 lol!
Clinton brought us peace and a surplus while Bush brought us war and a huge deficit.

#75- And, yeah, I agree. You don't necessarily have to have a pretty face to make it in Hollywood, but that's DEFINITELY why AJ made it. Its not like she has any acting talent.

#77 Kit_Kat:

You are in denial Kit_Kat.
She is rich and famous and spends some of her leisure time doing humanitarian efforts and gets no monetary compensation.

#79
I thought she did an awesome job as the main character in Gia and Mr. & Mrs. Smith.

Skinny, veiny, crazy looking bitch.

#35

You are ignorant. Bill Clinton had battle plans to get Bin Ladin, and notified Bush about the plans before Clinton left office, but the Bush administration igonored the plans and focused on Iraq. Clinton gave the CIA and special forces authorization to kill Bin Ladin while the Bush administration did nothing.

See the following interview with Bill Clinton on FOX News:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3L2513JFJsY

You people are harsh. Angelina gets put down for being a humanitarian. 70 percent of Americans are fat and I bet the people who are putting her down are part of the 70 percent.

#40-- it's not that Bush doesn't "like" to read. It's 'cause he CAN'T read.

FUCK YOU, FUCK ALL OF YOU...... ANGELINA IS UGLY...... SHE LOOKS LIKE SHIT WITHOUT ANY MAKEUP ON. SHE IS AS UGLY AS BILLY BOY HERE!!!!!

Ugly. Throw up some pictures of Jennifer Anniston in a bikini.

#40 & #85:

President Bush read 92 books last year. How many did you read?

Oh Angelina! Good for you! You're quite attractive, you're intelligent and most important: you're trying to be a better human being. May God bless you and your whole family.

Admire you always.

I want to see AJ debate Rove and just destroy him.

hahahahahaha Trade embargo

#84-
Just because the rest of us don't want to eat a big ol' plate of Angelina's shit, doesn't make us fat and jealous by default.

I bet she grabbed his butt. I would've.
He's so hot.
She and Brad could take sexy lessons from him for years, and they'd still never approach his sexiness.
The sexy police would have arrested him by now, but they can't because he was once the President and they know it would just be a big hassle.
I think it has something to do with a line in the Constitution.
I have to go lie down with wet washcloths on my forehead after looking at him.

i hate angelina jolie!! look at her stupid face! fake expression with rusty heart! she's no beautiful okay!

Angelina's face is looking too angular and man-like lately. I don't find her all that appealing, to be honest.

If she really, truly wanted to help third world countries she would start adopting the ugly and disabled kids that nobody else would want, instead of picking the ones that might look good in a photo.

Mangelina it is.

She's starting to look old.

She'll still be able to hold it togeather for movies with lighting and makeup but she doesn't look that great now.

I wonder if those lips will also drop!

quote:
Okayyyy...
A woman who is only successful because she was lucky enough to be born with a pretty face... who probably barely graduated from high school... is speaking at an educational conference? Its ridiculous what you can do when you're rich and famous...
Goodness gracious! Can Angelina get any more pretentious?

so true. and could you people stop already with this "you're fat envious people" argument, it's ridiculous. First of all not all Americans are fat nor is everyone here American. I'm not. Son don't assume having a critical opinion implies you're ugly. We just know how to use our brains you know.

lol you jealous mother fuckers, she's beautiful on the inside and out, i can just picture the obese midwives on behind the computer screen calling her a bag of bones to make themselves feel better

Her smile is always so much bigger when she is sucking up to someone important. In fact, it's almost the only time she smiles at all.

#88 it doesn't matter how books a person reads if they don't understand them.

Brad and Angelina do NOT live in New Orleans...they rented a townhouse there for a couple a weeks while one of them finished filming a movie. They have a house in Europe and one in CA. They just wanted people to think they were living in New Orleans because supposedly after Katrina it's been NOT a desirable place to live and they are wanting people to move back to help rebuild it.

I presonally think both Brad and Angelina are jokes. They will adopt or have another child soon, only because adopting someone new gives them a high..Angelina has a need to be needed. When the new wears off..well, then it's just time to get another one...and another one...

We'll hear the truth come out one day on these kids lives...when they are adults and in therapy because they never had stability in their lives...

Oh..and Angelina looks like she in her mid 40's she also needs a long hot shower and hopefully uses the soap and shampoo for once...something about her looks like she "stinks" to me...maybe it's Brad rubbing off on her..a few of his "early on" girlfriends complained that he had terrible body odor..the kind where you start stinking 5 minutes after a shower...GROSS!

she runs a close tie with Cortney Love as having the grossest, ugliest, legs in Hollywood! YUKKKO!

Jennifer Aniston now...her legs are WOW!

She's not chunky enough for Wild Bill. He likes big butts, and he cannot lie...

The chick behind her in pic #9 looks so bummed to be in the same room with her.

#98
We just assumed most of the comments were from Americans because this is an American web site. Do you not have a good tabloid site in your country? And usually the non Americans are less judgemental on tabloid sites and pro democrat. (Islam countries do not count.) 70 percent of Americans are fat which one can assume a lot of fat jealous people are writing negative comments about Angelina. For the love of peace, Angelina is doing humanitarian work and deserves praise. 3 cheers for Angelina.

#97
We all get old, but some of us will be good looking old people and fit.

Blessings, kisses and bravos to beautiful Angelina!
the best of Hollywood!

#88
Maybe Bush should cut back on his reading and learn how to run America. I am not sure Bush actually read 92 books from start to finish. Usually people that read a lot are articulate.

#92
Angelina is doing humanitarian work. You said, "the rest of us don't want to eat a big ol' plate of Angelina's shit." Which basically means you have no evidence to back up your ignorant statement.

We do not want to hear your fucking BABLE!!!!

#112
Here we go with another worthless comment with no evidence to back up the comment.

#113,

I do not understand. Is there not any children in the United States that could use a good home?

Why does she need to look outside this country that has given her SO much?

Oh, wait. She is on her high horse looking down on YOU.

I Fear For the Future Generation this PIG does not care about you!

#114 - Get a Grip

If you had to decided what country you would be poor in; Africa or America; I bet you would choose America. The poor in Africa have it far worse than the poor Americans. The poor Americans get aid by the government. The poor in Africa get aid by humanitarian efforts from other countries.

"Angelina Jolie looks super important"

More like....

"Angelina Jolie looks super scary"

Sooooo.. what exactly has Angelina Jolie done to merit being invited to conference on global education? Starred in some movies? Used her millions to adopt a few kids? Being a spokesperson for (or a pretty person to be the face of) a humanitarian organization? Move over, Mother Theresa...

anglina looks like her dad with a wig!!!

yauck!!

Jennifer blows her away. In 5 years she will look like her dad in anocanda. She looks so dirty always. I bet she showers only every other day if that

William Jefferson Clinton is still such a pimp! hahahaaaa! where the hell are his hands in picture 2?!? love that man! Brad better be close, cuz Clinton is macking on his woman and we all know Angelina is horny... and xman, relax... you'll get laid soon sweetie, don't take it out on the goddess

all of you whiny weak women that can only say she stole someones husband, well its obvious that your husbands are off cheating on you because you're all so fn dumb. yeah brad was married but i doubt aj tied him down and dragged him off to africa..brad did what he wanted to do regardless of his marriage so stop blaming aj, yeah she's skinny as all hell and not really sure what thats all about but brad leaving jen was jens fault and brads fault.

rukdngme, YOU TURD!!! She didn't steal "someone's" husband she stole MY husband! She did so tie him up and drag him off to Africa! She tied him up and made him huff her own jenkem, YOU TURD!!!

I'm gonna get him back, but first I have to make jenkem from my OWN fermented turds. I need someone to experiment on; rukdngme, you're volunteering, YOU TURD!!!

And after I see whether or not it works on you, you're going to drink "the bong water", regardless, YOU TURD!!!

Bush read 92 books? Yup, and Saddam was behind 9-11. Angie is pretty but not terribly smart and Bill rules.

Lovely broad. How I'd love her in my harem. I would love to see her in a burqa. In shallah!

Ted

Ted - you're a moron, you don't know anything about Arabic. You can't just randomly say "In shallah!" like that, it doesn't make sense. Now, what you could have said was, "Insha'allah, I will see her in a burqa". That would be a more proper use of "insha'allah", but it still wouldn't really make a lot of sense, because not many woman in Arabic speaking countries wear burqas. If they choose to cover, they usually wear a hijab (head scarf to you, idiot) and maybe a jelbab (the dress).