Sep 4 2007Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt will never stop having kids

oh my god.

just what we need - more of them.

FIRST WOOHOO

Even a swift kick in the hoo haw and they can still adopt

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5...15...Fuck it...it's all the same when you got nannies and you're rich!

Place your bets on the race of the next Jolie-Pitt kid......Muslim or South American.

"Admiral Adam" in the background of the first pic..

*Admiral Adama

No, I think it's gonna be another black child to balance the family and so Zahara doesn't feel alone. She must be angry that Maddox has an Asian brother like himself.

of course they are ready for more children - anything to avoid actually having a relationship with each other - you look at these too and you can tell just by looking at them that they hate each other.

As soon as a moment of silence descends and they might have to speak to each other - they're like "quick - someone get us another one!"

looks like Angie is bout to slap the shit outta that chick in the 8th pic

how about a nice big nip slip
nice work #2

She's making me hate him....its getting to where I can't stand to look at him because he is with that piece of shit whore.

and yes go ahead and adopt another one ... another black one ...so that ugly little girl can have a brother or sister to boss around.

Nothing to see here. Just a normal, loving relationship between a woman who likes to bring knives to the bedroom and a man who brings his girlfriends to the hairdresser to have his hair dyed to match hers.
They look okay together, but I think I liked him best when he made himself look like Jennifer Aniston- he was so shiny then. The Juliette Lewis phase was a fun one, too.

OMG that woman needs a good feed, and whats with the ugly veins in her arms. She looks like a bloke now.

Glad to see they are really dedicated to being parents and aren't traipsing around at stupid film festivals whilst leaving the little ones at home with the help.

I always thought Brad and Angelina wanted to start their own 3rd world country

The real news: Brad Pitt does WORK?

So they want lots of kids. What is the problem here? They clearly love kids and have the means to support them. I think it is sweet.

That is a pretty dress she's wearing. I love black lace.

hope she feeds those kids better than she feeds herself.

The upside of adopting more Third World kids: keep a steady supply of Hershey Bars flowing and they'll carry all your shit around for you.

@18 TT - I alway thought you were into red lace!!!

Mommy Dearest alert!
Photo 11~!

@ Jimbo LOL
Red, pink, black, just as long as it's lace, it's doesn't matter.

#17...the problem is, they aren't even committed to eachother! What happens when they decide to split up like typical Hollywood couples? Then what the hell are they gonna do with all those kids?! Shit...these two collect kids like people collect stamps. They are like cat hoarders, but since they have money, it's kids instead. It's ridiculous!

It ain't never gonna end. I hear they are planing for nine so that they can have their own version of the Wu-Tang Clan.

http://www.wooohah.com
Where celebrity goes hip-hop.

Brad still seems pretty cool and chill to me, kinda stupid, but chill

I love how she tries to look like she's this prim and proper person when we all know what she really is -- a crazy-ass, blood vile wearing, brother kissing, tattoo bitch. I used to think he was hot but ever since he's been with her he's totally not. That means he's crazy too. Dumbass.

I heard that once you have been molested by your dad and fucked by your brother that you automatically become infertile. Case closed.

I bet Brad's butt tastes delish.

Will he stop turning into Robert Redford already!

she sucks, hes hot.
still

The writing on her body is like the inside of the men's room on the interstate.

I know Angie has been known to shop at thrift stores like when she wore the black crush velvet dress a few weeks ago BUT this one has a bunch of little holes in the lace (besides the ones that are supposed to be there) and one or two in the seam. Pic # 8 & 16

She has aged so much! She looks like an 80 year old grandama.
She's starting to look like his mother

They HAVE to stay together. He'll be eating the egg off his face along with the crow if they break up because he'll have to deal with all the stupid questions about Jenn Aniston.

But, well, men are like that. They leave the safe port to go swimming with the baracudas, and then they get their balls chewed off they go "Ouch, that hurt, lemme swim back" but by that time, they've got all kinds of barnacles and lampreys feeding off the bloody scar where the balls were and well, how do you get rid of that? You may as well attach more lampreys to the host, since you're dead inside anyway.

What the eff am I trying to say? Hmm, maybe it's this; the grass is just as green on one side as it is on the other. Enjoy the life you have; no one or nothing can make it better, just different for a time. Stop trying to be Woody and Mia, because one day Woody is going to fuck Zahara and Mia is gonna be stuck with a dozen kids, only one being her own.

She is putting on a bit of weight and looking much better than a few months ago, but she still needs more. I'm guessing she's hesitant to marry him because he cheated on his wife -- with her. She's probably expecting him to do it to her eventually.

“It's the most fun I have ever had and also the biggest pain in the ass I have ever experienced,"

Evidentally, Brad is taking in the heineken as he and Angelina work on conceiving another child. Course, we all know she is going t wear a king dong in the bedroom....just bend over and take it brad...just bend over and take it.

Ha! LOL Superfissssshhh... funny!

Anyway, what to say here... Brad Pitt is still hot, but much like the disappointment that occured when the world found out Kim Basinger had dated Prince, I am starting to look at my former BF and just sorta say ewwww.
Don't get me wrong, this dude is fucking hot even if he develops a full face of Redford-esque pock marks, but Angie appears to be getting uglier and skinnier by the day. But ewwww... he fucks her and that ain't a pretty picture.

So PB did you go to the Fair over the weekend? btw, where do you stand on the great corndog vs. pronto pup debate? I've got you pegged as a pronto pup chick, but that's probably just based on your puppies.

When did Angelina Jolie turn into a claymation figure from a Tim Burton movie ?

Kisses, best wishes and congratulations to Brangelina. The most attractive couple in the Hollywood and the whole world.
I like their job... they are doing it well.

She has a duck face..

LMAO. rotflmao. LoL. Ok, ok, I'm calming down now. You guys are hilarious. Another kid? I'm voting on a black one too. On the other hand, they haven't hit south america or muslim yet. I dunno what to think of these too. She seems to be aging him. And she's aging pretty rapidly too. I still think they're attractive, but sheesh. Him and Jen were usually more attractive when they were out and about, imo. But that's neither here nor there. I too wonder what will happen to the kids when/if they split. That would be a mess. LoL, Brad wouldn't be able to save face if he and Angie split... but I'll always be a fan.

With 9 they could have their own baseball team...or they're raising an army. Angelina sure seems to have a probem with the US. Or maybe it's just with her kids being born here in our nice clean sterile hospitals.

It may not be a popular opinion, but I happen to like these two together. I think that they're doing what they honestly think is the right thing to do and seem to have genuine love for each other and for their children.

Why does everyone want to dismiss their relationship and pick on them so harshly? Could it be jealousy? I mean, who among us is perfect - either ourselves, in our romantic relationships or as parents??

She's not aging well ... in a few years she'll resemble Leona Helmsley.

To those who defend Brangelina and their traveling zoo:

See pics 14, 15, and 16. See those lunatics frothing in the audience? Take a nice long look. That's you.

How does she stand up straight with those huge fucking implants?
Her back must be killing her by noon every day.

All you jealous bitches, all they are doing is adopting children and improving their lives. It's more that you will ever accomplish so maybe you should just chill out on these two, they're actually doing some good.

#39 No, alas I didn't make it this year....
Thank you though for your inquisitive and borderline stalkerish interest though. ;-)

HAHAHA Baby!!!!

I know I for one am not jealous of these two. I do think it's stupid that they go halfway around the world to adopt all these kids when there are plenty of poor minority kids in this country to be adopted. It's sad really that they choose to go outside of the U.S. when so many need help right here.

As a side note, Brad Pitt was at his absolute hottest in Legends of the Fall. Hmmm Mmmmm..... Yum!

They collect 3rd world children like pokemon, shit they even name them like pokemon. I am voting for Afradurdle as the next kid’s name.

I think after a few more they will have to switch to the Duodecimal system. “This is our son, 37682.569. I think he likes baseball. But that is enough about him let me tell you about the political climate of the country we adopted him from.”

Maybe this time they'll get a mexican..........

#53 HAHAHAHA
Hmmmm... I like Jigglypuff or Squirtle or possibly Charmander!

#54 Well, good idea...SOMEONE needs to do some cooking around there... by the looks of Angie, she could use some refried beans and cheese.

If making babies is a pain in the ass, they might be doing it wrong... though I always figured Devilina was the giver.

Oh for the love of sanity just because you can physically eat 2 gallons of ice cream doesn't mean you should or that it's healthy. Seriously now just because they can adopt a fifth child that doesn't mean it's healthy or rational or reasonable. Does no one understand the concept of balance theses days. Most idiots can only live their life in extremes and it's pathetically unhealthy. A relationship does require TLC and some alone time and think about it they aren't even having the fun of trying to make children they're skipping the best part and just going out and buying them. Angie said in an interview that she and Brad plan on having alone time when the kids are grown. Sorrry lady it doesn't work that way you'll be strangers by then who hate each other and the last thing you will want is time together. A relationship needs constant input time and care you can't just put it on hold because then your feelings will change.
Why in the fuck do you think that so many couple who have kids before or right away in their marriage break up; cause mommy and daddy had no fucking alone time to build a foundation. In this case it's even worse Brad went from the shackles of mariages with Jen right into this insane parent trap with no breathing time in between. Few men are strong enough to handle that and not run and this douche is not strong, he's a wimpy little bitch. Man Momma Pitt must be a piece of work.

Brad has no identity of his own, like my Mom who changed religions for each new man. God I loath those that have no true sense of self. Look at this man in back his Jen days his, Gwenyth days back with Jewliette lewis and now. Brad morphs with each woman. We will adapt to people but the douch is fucking relationship transformer; Optimus Past Prime. He's the type of looser who still says he needs to find himself at the age of 40. For fucks sake you shallow gas bag their ain't nothing to find if you haven't found it by now you empty retard.
If you've ever heard Brad speak you would know that he is a highly unintelligent simple little man who lets the woman wear the pants when he could really be out there having the time of his life since sadly many loser women find him attractive. The man is supreme douch and even in my single days I thought he was a butt fucking ugly little panzie bitch.

As For Veingelina Bony she's a lunatic skank who finds herself far more fascinating then she truely is. I love how women especially just love her with no sense of pride and why becasue she's hot or used to be before she decided she didn't like eating food. I mean who the fuck cares so someone's good looking big fucking deal it's like all these fucking uggo inner lesbies lose all perspective. She would fuck your husband right in front of you and then lick your tears and laught in your face and then slit your throat with one of her bedroom knives. ( obviously some of you freak shows would enjoy that) But the rest of you have a little respect and stop worshipping some scuz hag just beacuse she has big lips and pretty eyes or some shit. I mean have you never seen a pretty girl before? Jesus. I'm not saying a man is posession who can be stolen. I'm saying if you worship this whore you are a fucking shallow moron.
If any of you ever meet some other pretty girls maybe you'll finally calm the fuck down and be able to wipe that drool away. And if you ever meet some intelligent hard working people who don't just talk the talk but actually walk the walk and really work heart and soul to help world poverty then maybe you'll finally have someone worthwhile and deserving to look up to. I pity anyone who thinks these hypocrits are as good as it gets

#58: you lost any kind of credibility when you said "looser" instead of "loser".

and that female should start eating.

#58

*tumbleweed rolls by*

That's okay I have no credibilty anyway. Plus I don't like reading so it's hard to spell check but, of course I expect everyone else to read my giant rant start to finish and then correct my spelling for me. So thanks... Loser!

58 - Long

I love you. In a world of sycophants and sadness, (I just found out my temp job is ending on friday and I have to move that day too) it just brightened my day to see your post. I'm trying to work hard too, I don't and never have loved Brad Pitt, have made the same observations about him and his past girls, and I just loved your post. Its refreshing to know not all of us are robots.

I know it's not kosher, but thanks for the heavy duty dose of reality you so succinctly posted.

Mr. Pitt is very hot compared to all those skeletons.
And i'm a male.

#61. So my rant was really long eh? Is that what you were trying to illustrate. Well thank you I certainly would not have picked up on that fact without your original and totally unique imagery.

My rant was irritatingly long even for me and I pity those who have to deal with it. Just like when I take a giant dump in a public toilet and clog that shit bowl up with all my stinky butt porridge. But what's important is that I got it all out of my system and now I feel much better. I mean that's what really matters in the end.

So how did you like my imagery?
And there's plenty more where that came from so don't any of you be shy.

#58: Seriously, did Angelina Jolie make you rape your dog or mom or something? You seem to be very emotionally invested in this.

#63. Thank you Shallow Val I just read your post now and loved it. Very funny and true, I must say. In fact I always seem to agree with your post which is weird but comforting. It's good to know that someone else has a brain and a sense of reality. I just cannot stand the worshipping of these two stoodges and it always bugged me that Brad kinda got of scotch free while the women took the fall as the boring nagging wife and the evil temptress homewrecker, I mean what a bunch of outdated bullshit. I'm glad someone feels the same way because sometimes it's about more than just an opinion; it's about morals and values, which sadly few seem to have these days.

Thanks and take care

#66. Actually she did. It was pretty awful. It was after her knife phase and before her baby collecting phase. Oh god I can still hear her vicious taunting screams: “whose you're daddy now Bitch? “And I was like "are you talking to me or the dog?" Bad times, bad times.... but, I'm ok now thank you for your concern.

#58 Love you, love you , love you. You said it all and said it well. Write on, baby.

68 - Yer Wekkum! Keep em coming.

I used to love reading the posts about 2 years ago when everyone was saying "Fuck that lemonheaded, potatoe-nosed bitch Jennifer Aniston; he's with Angelina Joleeeeee now!" or "Jolie is so much prettier that Aniston" and now it all about "Ewww, she's such a skank" "Ewww, she's so skinny." Aniston STILL has a smoking body, BTW.

Where are all your loyalties now you fucking flip-floppers!!!???

(I'm just talking to the flip-floppers, not my FISH buddies, of which I only have about 6-7)

I miss PapaHotNuts.

Angelina Jolie is pure evil, and I find the tattoo "know your rights" rather suspicious. It is as if she is trying to tell us humans something.

#70.Thanks Val.
I used to get my panties in a right crazy bunch when people made fun of my posts and disagreed with me (back when I first started writing on blogs) but now I just don't give a fuck, it's much more fun when I don't it too seriously.

*take

72 Word

I used to get mad, can you believe it. Now I just loff and loff at the people that get mad at the other posters.

SPecially the bleeding hearts who say "Awwww, they look so cuuuuute" or "Y'all are jus jealuz" (spelled wrong on purpose)

they-are-so-fucking-hot

Brangelina like playing "People Poker". Pairs, three-of-a-kind, etc. until they end up with a Full House.
tee-hee.

Quit taking other peoples babies, have your own!

jrzmommy: you are so disgusting you make people around you sick.

I had some respect for what they were doing before, but now this whole "child collecting" thing does seem to be getting out of hand. I mean, if you have to hire 4 nannies, whats the point? Why not just donate money to the countries these kids came from so they can care for the child and let it grow up where it can be close to its culture and its blood relatives. Don't get it. And I really feel sorry for Shiloh. Here Angelina hates her dad because she felt like an orphan growing up; she's kind of treating Shiloh the same way.

Let them adopt or else they might start stealing babies at night. Angelina needs them for her witchcraft ceremonies but who cares? Those are foreign babies anyway.

so who is this new writer that has been busy being not funny on the superficial for the last week????

Long like my loogies, omg, my heart breaks for you. Do you want a cookie or for me to foot your therapy bills? I will.

Their thing with the kids must be kind of like boarding horses - they've got someone to do all the heavy feeding and currying and mucking out, then they just give them a treat now and again and flip for who's got "daily photo op" duty with which kid.

By the way, are they like, using the same L'oreal? Their hair is the EXACT same color.

#54

HHHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAHAHAHA

That's awesome...too controversial though. It wouldn't be a guaranteed carrier advancement move. Then again... all our political parties seem to be pro amnesty these days.

She really looks like a creature. He looks tired...like the sex appeal , life line (whatever you may call it) is being sucked right out of him.

@ #32 LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Most Hilarious Comment Ever!

But she tongue-kisses her brother in public!

And, like it or not, Brad is a fairy and an inchworm. Trust me!

In a few years we'll watch as the dysfunctional family known as the Pitts (how appropriate) falls apart and fills up an entire psych ward.

White trash with money!

I LOVE A FAMILY THAT LOVE HAVIG KIDS!

IN CASE THAT YOU DIDN'T KNOW....ANGELINA IS A GEMINI RABIIT
BRAD IS A SAGITTARUIS RABIIT! THEY ARE HIGHLY COMPATIBLE, AND RABBITTS LIKE HAVING CHILDREN! LOOK AT THE CHART BEHIND MY NAME!

#82. Mmmmmmm COOKIE. Wait... what kind of cookies? I like peanut butter and chocolate chip. But unfortunately you are a stranger so I cannot accept them. But you can definitely pay for my therapy sessions, which of course take place in Hawaii on the beach.

Well thanks for the compassion. But my heart breaks for anyone who takes the drivel we onload here so fucking seriously.

Those tatoos look really cheap. Kind of breaks up the lines of the back and gown. "Know your rights" on the back of her neck? Is that some kind of warning for guys while they ride the back side? Maybe she should have a short novel put on her back so they can read it if they get bored.

'Course, those tats are the essence of elegance compared to wino's.

I'm not reading a bunch of lame comments to see if this has already been covered... if it has fine, if not, here we go:

I think it's icky that they're sharing the same bottle of hair dye.

There. I said it. Otherwise, I reiterated it.

Take yer pick.

I'm not reading a bunch of lame comments to see if this has already been covered... if it has fine, if not, here we go:

I think it's icky that they're sharing the same bottle of hair dye.

There. I said it. Otherwise, I reiterated it.

Take yer pick.

The Duggars!

how can brad possibly have more kids with this woman? according to the latest Life&Style mag, angie is so insecure that she's practically forcing brad to leave her. brad still talks to jen and angie can't handle that.

I have to agree with #58. You guys are just pissed because you know he/she is right. The only reason people make such a big deal over Angie is because she is very beautiful. If she was the same person, but looked ordinary like katie couric or rosie o'donnell , and did all that charity work, people wouldn't even blink an eye. I do admire her work, but let's face it...the woman is a real nutcase. I think Brad is thinking right now, "what the hell did I get myself into?
" He will never leave her, he is trapped because off those kids, I am happy he got exactly what he wanted, welcome to hell Brad!