Sep 20 2007Alicia Silverstone gets naked for PETA

FIRST!

I'd hit it with a sheep skin condom.

What happened to her?

Scoos,
She's PETA. You'd have to use a tofu condom.

Alicia, you're smokin' hot! I want to rub veal all over your naked body.

Well she certainly has a lot of time on her hands for her various causes...

Finally! I always wanted to know what Cary Elwes saw while he was hiding in the closet.

I have a vision in my mind of some fat ass loser dude sitting on a saggy couch with stained sweat pants and bucket of fried chicken beating off to this shit.

yeeeeehhhhhhcccchhhhhh

club sandwiches, not seals!!!!!

someone's got to do a michael vick parody of this...
Iam Michael Vick and Iam a .....

great airbrushing. my regards to the designers.

I've got some meat for her.

@8
eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww

You need to hurry up and get that meat IN her. She's been waiting a long time. You think she would swallow your pretty panty sauce?

I already heard this story 5 hours ago on Jimbo's blog.

Not that it was any more interesting, it's just a naked vegetarian. I'm more interested in how I can hire the photoshop guy to do me.

cue the meat jokes

@13
I hope so.

#9 club sandwiches contain 3 meats. Damn, now I want a club sandwich for lunch!!!! And vodka. Vodka goes with everything.

Weird. And stupid.

Like I needed one more proof that PETA are a bunch of wankers...

Staff at a German butcher's shop were shocked to find a customer had hidden two sex toys in their sausages for transport overseas.

Police described the sex toys as two latex dildos with a 'natural look'.

Apparently after shopping at the store earlier in the day, a man returned to the butcher's with two large 'Schwartenmagen' sausages.

He asked a shop assistant to wrap and keep them in the fridge until he had to leave town the next day.

But the assistant noticed the sausages were heavier than they were supposed to be and called police fearing the worst.

When officers arrived they discovered the man had removed some of the meat and packed the dildos inside.

The 50-year-old man told police he was travelling to a Middle-eastern country and didn't want to get caught with the sex toys in his luggage so he was trying to sneak them in.

you're all a bunch of animal haters and i hope in your next life you're all boiled alive in vats of oil, and die painful scalding deaths

FRIST
I saw this story yesterday, the Fish is getting slower everyday.

17- FRIST! I'll skip the sammich, but I'll take a double vodka cran!

The News Vault is way quicker and is a day ahead of the Fish. Plus it has a naked "bouns babe" everyday. It's not blocked here at work. The only bad thing about it is you can't post/blog on the stories.

ok, Veggi, I'll buy!!!! (can we go now???)

Hell YEAH! I was ready when I got here! I'll meet you on the corner of drunk and happy!

I am Alicia Silverstone and I am a has-been!

Hey Veggi, do they have High Nooner's where you live? They make the most amazingly delicious veggie sandwiches EVER!!!!!
But they don't sell vodka....:(

Drunk and Happy....LOL.

BORING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She's SO 1994.

#12..........

You KNOW it's true. Fat dude probably licks his fingers afterwards.

Finger licking good.

This just reminded me of how much I love veal. The really tender caged since born kinda veal. So fresh you can hear the mother still crying kinda veal

MMMMMMMMMM

Wow, Silverstone, Aniston and 2 Rose McGowan posts. Now that's a slow motherfucking news day.

no high nooners, but we can sit on my front porch drinking moon shine and lemonade. I call it moonade. Best. Drink. EVER! Come on!!!! I've got cute boys at my house all the time that like to do push ups.

For PETA members
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joe- I'm a vegetarian and I do it because I want to. I don't go around telling people what they can or cannot eat. I don't care if you stuff your mouth with your own shit. It matters not. What is borderline psycho are the people that get so offended by what others will or will not eat, such as people that created the stupid website that you just posted.

Nope, still don't care.

She hasn't done anything in a while because she's too weak to pick up the phone and call her agent. Of course she's lying down in the ad, she can't stand!

she's online chatting at utterz.com right now

#35---
I'm a meat eater, but why does it piss you off when folks don't eat meat in restaurants?
That's more for you man........
Who cares?!?!?!?

I'm glad they remind us of her name on the poster, BECAUSE I HAVE NO IDEA WHO SHE IS

I probably wouldnt stick it in her, because who knows all the dudes she has been with. BUT, i'd probably stab a wound in her and 'do' the wound!

She is laying on fake grass. She has on makeup that has been tested on animals (if not the prior research was done on animals). She prolly has the exterminator spray poison all over her house. She like the rest of us drive cars, kill the habitat of animals, and annoys animals while she skis... and annoys the hell out of this animal too.

She doesn't look so bad, almost reminds me of her in Clueless (hot)..anyhow, I put her as my Myspace background pic!

She doesn't look so bad, almost reminds me of her in Clueless (hot)..anyhow, I put her as my Myspace background pic!

"The ticklish comfort of a good old-fashioned mustache ride."

Last night I went to the grocery store with the bf, and bought a whole red snapper for dinner, a 6 pack of pork chops, and $20 worth of Steak tip, oh, and Frozen Chicken tenders. I had plenty of veggies in the fridge, just running low on meat.

That is all.

In related news, Michael Vick admits to also eatng kittens...

http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/michael_vick_i_also_ate

I thought this was an advertisment.

/too much weed

Sperm contains meat byproducts

She is definitely one person that does not come to mind ...eVER. But when she is brought up, all I can think of is her whiney voice & droopy mouth and how it is the same as that of Drew Barrymore. They both talk out of the side of the mouth like Sly Stallone ...

Adrianneeeeeeeeeeeeee
....
What causes that?? Fetal Alcohol Syndrome?.....

Liked yr words on this one you superficial writer weirdo, you. what the freakin heck. what a life. you must be really ugly.
most of yr humor is pretty fargin rapier like, like ya know ...funny. i laugh. out loud sometimes. other times its like life ya know..somedays are really spicey and whatnot. others are not. oh well. i look every day anyways.
in this instance, the image is horrifying cuz it rings true of a Bill Hick's prediction for the future in advertising. he did this whole "snickers" routine in the 90's...anyone remember? is scary.it's here.

The ad campiagn is idiotic enough when they use the slogan "I'd rather go naked than wear fur"

but when they leave it out it just makes no sense at all.

Yeah, Alicial Silverstoned is who I would pick to be the sex symbol for PETA, oh yeah... NOT

She's never been sexy, just goofy and doped up

#40 & #36

It was just a joke relax. You guys don't think the picture is funny? Lighten up.

WHERES THE NIPS AND PUSSY LIPS!?

WHAT I WANT TO DO IS STICK MY NOSE RIGHT IN THAT CREVICE WHERE HER LEG IS LIFTED UP. AND THEN EAT HER ASSHOLE AND PUSSY OUT.

I WANT TO DO THIS PREFERABLY WHILE SHE IS NOT BLEEDING FROM THE GENITALS FOR HER BLEEDING TIME.

Im beleive in animal rights alot, but unlike Peta, I do not believe in harassing individuals on their personal choices. Why don't they do something more productive like attack the industry -_-? Then they might have slighter chance of getting somewhere then trying to convice people who are product of that industry.(Sorry run-on sentence >.<)

I also like my meat, I do not think its cruel in anyway. Why can some PETA people not accept that! Onto the ad, I guess they finally figured that sex sells and to use it to sell there ideas. This makes me wonder if they are any different then the people they preach against.

The actresses who pose nude for PETA need to make a full commitment - obviously they should be photographed in a doggiestyle pose.

I don't know about any of you guys but this ad makes me want to kill stupid people and either eat them or wear them around my neck.

What's missing is a little pile of dogshit next to her, with a red arrow pointing to it and the words "My Acting Career".

Alicia, you have converted me! Vegan forever! As soon as I finish burying these kittens up to their necks in my backyard and then firing up the lawnmower...

That has got to be the most fake/photoshopped naked girl I have ever seen. I mean, it's so fake/photoshopped it's a tad ridiculous

Christ, she's fat.

Like Britney.....

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haha.. you know bleeding time is sexy... in fact its my bleeding time right now.. come on baby... come get some ;)

My goodness, just let people be fat, skinny, vegetarian, meat lover, slut, virgin, etc in peace.... I mean why is it so black and white? Why cant we just accept it all >.<?

@35 I love that website. I sometimes makes fun of people like me and I still laugh. Maybe some people need to grow a funny bone if they cannot laugh at themselves as well.

#64 - I agree. I think Silverstone should let me fuck her doggy style while I eat a club sandwich. I can lay the sandwich on her back between bites, all the while riding her hard.

If she's offended by the thought of me fucking her pussy while eating dead animals and setting my dead animal sandwich on her back right before I cum inside her, it's her problem. We can't we all just get along?

Good grief, badly PSed too. I can see the artifacts clearly...

#43 - what about the animals? Don't you think they annoy us? I wouldn't need to spray Raid on the ants if they would leave my fucking club sandwich alone, now would I? Ugly little crawling bitches deserve to die if they're going to try and steal my food! Why don't they get a job and earn their own food?!

And why should I give a shit if driving a car kills some polar bear by melting his home? Am I supposed to walk? Fuck that shit. That's just surrendering to the polar bear and letting him win and annoy me with all his little "wants" and "needs". Fuck him. My species didn't crawl to the top of the food and technology chain so that I could walk. What's the point of being the dominant species if you can't kill and eat the other species for your convenience??? Huh? WHAT?

Survival of the fittest baby. If the polar bear were better than me, he would threaten to nuke me for driving my car. But he doesn't have nukes, does he? He sat on his ass being lazy while my species split the atom. Now it's boo-hoo I'm a weak species and humans annoy me. Well FUCK HIM. I say nuke the north pole and kills his dumb ass right now.

Tell you what. Because I'm a really nice guy, I'll split the difference. I won't drown the ants in Raid. In fact, I'll give them my sandwich. But I'm going to get a double patty burger. And I'm driving there.

And there ain't a thing any animal lover can do about it.

Well, Silverstone could do something about it. She could offer to let me fuck her brains out for a few hours. But that would only delay the inevitable hamburger. And drive.

EAt organic!

She was a real piggy when she was recently on "The View." I thought vegans were thin. Without all this airbrushing she is still a little piggy.

And, what is it with the AstroTurf lawn. Did she eat the real lawn, and they had to replace it. This girl is just too weird. Come 'ere little piggy........

Why do all Vegans wear leather shoes, handbags, and jackets?

#68 - whatever -

Didn't anyone tell you that Polar Bears are going to save the world.

Polar Bears are our Friends.

Without them we are all doomed!!!!

#63,

ILL SLIP IT IN YOU SWEETHEART BUT IM NOT INTO GETTING RED WINGS.

YOU CAN SWIM IN THE RED SEA BUT YOU MUST NEVER DRINK FROM IT.

MOSES DOESNT APPROVE OF EATING BLOODY TWATS.

- PHILLIPINES 3:69

I have nothing against vegetarians or vegans, but I do not like Peta.

Who cares?

PETA- No! I

OK- what do PETA people do that all the "other" social directors of life do?

They insult your inteligence for a sympathetic passion to be like them.

Pretty much a very stringent asshole with no idea of how high you can stick your head uP- but hey- if it has to do with freeing puppies...

STAY OFF THE GRASS!

who?who cares
yaWN~ I'm a vegetarian and i don't need to go naked

yeah..getting naked and vegetarian...????wat's the relation.stupid!

That shoop must have taken a team of thousands a hundred years. Last time I checked Silverstone was the type of chick you have to roll in flour and look for the wet spot

I'd like to say I'd give her the bone, but she doesn't like things from animals, so I guess I have to slip her the cucumber.

Yeah,that advert put me right in the mood for a nice big juicy beef steak! Yum. Alicia can go eat goat food, I eat meat!

Oh wow...a total has-been actress that nobody cares about anymore is using peta as a vehicle for her starving ego. Super.

Please Engage The Airbrush

She was fun as evil jailbait in The Crush, but now, she's just another airhead blonde with a little baby fat and tiny tits. Has she worked at all in the last 10 years?

Her photoshop partial nudity bores me--I see this as a desperate attempt to get some media, but it looks like your typical hollywood conspicuous compassion and trend-following to me. What's next for her? Shopping center openings?

But, yeah, I'd hit it--desperation turns me on. ;)

Don't look into its eyes.....

http://thirdchild.org/aliciabad1.jpg

This phot could have used more cowbell!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tt8bJdmUlSo

Well, being a vegetarian and being naked has nothing in common, but id your a vegetarian you obviously don't wear fur, and what their advertising is the campaign "I'd rather go naked then wear fur!"

I'm guessing Alicia wants back in the spotlight huh?

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! DANG SHE'S HOTTTTT! IN A VEGETARIAN KIND OF WAY -DID I ALREADY STATE ''SHE IS MAD HOTTTTTTTTTTTTT''XOXO

She's looking better than ever. Word on the street is that she has occasionally wet her pants, too. The very idea of such cuteness peeing where she isn't supposed to is ... more than a little hot.

Airbrushed or not, it's a hott pic. As strange as this might sound to some, it would be no less than ten-times hotter if she were urinating in the picture and if, by her feet, was a pair of her pee-stained panties, or maybe a soaked adult diaper.

Now, I don't know if all the stories about her peeing issues are true, but if they are then that makes this a very cool pic. Also cool is that she is not likely to have decaying meat in her refrigerator, which could stink by the time she got home, because even a shoot for an ad like this takes pretty much all day.

"I am Alicia Silverstone... and I couldn't find my career with a guidance counselor!" Seriously you could rub yourself wih her resume, and it would make you invisibile too.

alicia is a wonderful girl i love her so much i got all hers movies and above all i love animals !!!!!! i tell her congratulation i t s not easy to stop eating meat l love lyou alicia go on you are a good natured girl in spite of war and money you prefer animals , you know i am french and in france we have also in st tropez brigitte bardot who fights for the rigths of the animals you are tremendous encore bravo alicia silverstone

Of Course famous nude actresses are a top web search, but I think that the point is that we're just animals who can choose, so what do we choose. Do we imagine doing our horny animal thing with mostly rich and famous or mostly young or mostly real people? Do we talk with people we respect? Do we respect people less intelligent or poor or just less lucky? other animals?

Obviously most of us are going to kill some plants at least, and they may have feelings we can't understand... Do we acknowledge their service and importance. Do we even thank the people who do our dishes and laundry or clean our toilets or the one at work?

Are we mindful of all the children and animals killed by cars?
It's okay to stop and stare.
It's good to stop and think.
If changing your diet is better for you than trying to stop paying for the insane war, just do the best you can and honor the good others do too. I had to stop driving first and try to think generally later.

It seems like ceasing to cause harm is the beginning of any progress.
lets stare and think!