Sep 18 2007Adrian Grenier wants it to burn when he pees
Adrian Grenier is not ruling out a relationship with Paris Hilton. As of right now, they’re just friends, but according to Adrian, “there’s a world of possibility!” (And gonorrhea. Possibilities and gonorrhea.) Now prepare yourself for a combination of words describing Paris Hilton that will make your face implode. E! Online reports:
“I think she’s absolutely wonderful. I really like her, genuinely. So, there’s that. Just genuine human-to-human appreciation. But she also has a very unique experience that I’m curious about. It’s an experience she’s been intertwined with for many years. Well beyond the many years I’ve had to experience this sort of celebrity situation. So, you know, we’re sort of helping each other out. We’re sort of mutual mentors.”
I see Adrian Grenier act on Entourage. I basically take it for granted that he’s of a mild intelligence and can interact with people unsupervised. But, now, I’m absolutely positive he’s mentally retarded. Paris Hilton as a mentor? Shouldn’t he have a case worker that takes him miniature golfing or something? I don’t pay taxes so this poor sap can get his genitals melted off. Until I see Adrian Grenier performing safer, more monitored activities like eating ice cream or, I dunno, dirt-bike riding without a helmet, the IRS can bite my ass. Which is unbelievably firm, so I hope they have strong teeth.
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Reader Comments
1. wedgone - September 18, 2007 6:00 PM
omg FRIST!
2. nichi - September 18, 2007 6:01 PM
almost first :(
paris hilton is whore the end
3. Daniel Cooke - September 18, 2007 6:03 PM
Not sure why either would consider this potential relationship a good idea...
4. PunkA - September 18, 2007 6:05 PM
I'd tap it. But only with double coverage. And I ain't talking football, although I know paris favorite sport is lickball.
5. sportsdvl - September 18, 2007 6:09 PM
I can understand him taking the chance of numerous genital diseases to tap Paris, but why would she want him????
6. eeks - September 18, 2007 6:11 PM
Isn't he like mexican?
does he know she's a bigot?
I actually LOVED him in "drive me crazy" (the movie)
but now I loathe him.
what a fucking sorryass pathetic idiot.
7. Pick Up Artist Videos - September 18, 2007 6:19 PM
There's nothing like sharing VD.
8. antichrist - September 18, 2007 6:20 PM
They're both dog faced bitches; they deserve eachother.
Hopefully they will team up to win a Darwin Award, then the world will be a better place.
9. Binky - September 18, 2007 6:28 PM
Not sure who this Adrian guy is.
But let's face it guys. Paris will always be gr8... as long as she doesn't mind just holding hands - and picks up the bill.
I think one the things i like most about this site....is...well that's I'm still here.
(Can't get any comments on 'Huffington Post' and this chick is considered left wing" down there!)
And in other news -
YIKES. Thanks God the taser via internet thingy isn't perfected yet - or I'd be toast !
10. JJ - September 18, 2007 6:34 PM
Is this guy -- whoever he is -- whoring her money, publicity, or both?
11. Mike - September 18, 2007 6:36 PM
I just love it when it burns when I pee. I should hook up with Paris Hilton.
12. GottaLuvHer - September 18, 2007 6:37 PM
She must have enough money to be beautiful to anyone who sees her as the solution to the question: How can I not work and still not be homeless?
13. Jimbo - September 18, 2007 6:39 PM
@11 Mike, just tell her where you work and she will be all over you!!!
14. Watter Bottle - September 18, 2007 6:45 PM
Pic #2 does a great job of showcasing the wonky eye.
15. Binky - September 18, 2007 6:46 PM
And And in other news:
-the new host of The View doesn't know know if the world is flat.
It's almost as if Rosie was educating the daytime crew. Bye Bye !
I guess the world is unfolding as it should....well ok...
Let's see what happens.
16. Mike - September 18, 2007 6:47 PM
#13, if you have the contact info, please do it for me.
Was FRIST and Veggi on today?
17. Binky - September 18, 2007 6:49 PM
Well. Ok.
Maybe this one will work.
You're lokkin' cute Paris ! etc.
18. Jimbo - September 18, 2007 6:51 PM
@16 I talked to Veggi earlier today, but I have not heard a word from FRIST
19. emily - September 18, 2007 6:52 PM
you are one funny fuckin dude
20. taterhater - September 18, 2007 6:55 PM
why, Adrian, why? are you breaking my heart
21. Jenna - September 18, 2007 6:57 PM
What a perfect title.
22. barknot - September 18, 2007 6:58 PM
yea, she's one of those exes of evil that what's his name was talking about a while back. to me she looks like one of those WMD's (women mired in desperation).
23. Jimbo - September 18, 2007 7:12 PM
@22 Hey fartnot - it is "Axis of evil" not exes of evil. I bet you make your momma proud
24. katie - September 18, 2007 7:18 PM
what happened to that one blonde model he was with?
25. Carlos - September 18, 2007 7:53 PM
Yuck, what a pussy. Can Adrain use softer language? Geez, this guy sounds like a guy who douches on the regular. I'm curious about Paris too, but the way a research technician thinks about lab rats.
26. Binky - September 18, 2007 7:55 PM
Well thank God I'm banned from Huntington Post without having posted anything.
(Never did figure out her accent - probably a commie)
jimbo - cool link. wasn't sure where I was here at the Lake,
Butt is Jimbo - Big Jim ?
(Believe me we need a few Albertans here)
27. jacknasty - September 18, 2007 7:56 PM
On the plus side "Teen Wolf vs. Praying Mantis" would be an exciting premis should they release a sex tape
28. Binky - September 18, 2007 8:49 PM
For those of you keeping score at home :
Re Bill Maher comment Angie and her kids off the ground ?!
Comment:
": Bill your comments are becoming as feeble as your analysis of 9-11.
They're starting to call you Dennis Miller"
Is banned on Huf -po.
(I guess that's why we're here...)
Shit - they're gonna taser me soon...
29. stenchblossom - September 18, 2007 8:54 PM
Best. Headline. Ever
30. kelley belly - September 18, 2007 8:57 PM
whats awesome about this post is that i read the title "adam grenier wants it to burn when he pees" and i immeadiatly said aloud, "paris"
ah, another std victim.
31. ninjarobot - September 18, 2007 9:01 PM
new campaign slogan for Spring Break 2007: CANCUN! -
"Possibilities and gonorrhea"
32. Binky - September 18, 2007 9:41 PM
New campaign slogan for Spring Break 2007: CANCUN! -
'9-11 was an inside job'
{Binky : Well ok there's a chane 'Bud' didn't sponcer that one.}
33. Binky - September 18, 2007 9:43 PM
Chance *
(Sorry - don't Taser me Dude )
34. Maya - September 18, 2007 9:55 PM
Out for some pussy (with STD).
35. Binky - September 18, 2007 9:56 PM
": Bill (Maher) your comments are becoming as feeble as your analysis of 9-11.
They're starting to call you Dennis Miller"
Is banned on a 'left-wing' web site.
(just thought you should know)
36. steve who would never fuck paris in a million years - September 18, 2007 9:58 PM
"One does not slip easily into Paris. It's meaty gates are guarded by more than herpes. There is an evil there does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren and cursed land, where smoking ash, sulphurous sores and burning crabs pollute the air, turning every breath into a noxious fume. Not with ten thousand men could you do this, it is folly."
37. Wonky - September 18, 2007 10:03 PM
Do you think I can get her diseases if I just let her suck my cock? I'd pull out and drop my baby batter in her wonky eye.
38. Binky - September 18, 2007 10:27 PM
Re #32, 35 etc.
George Washington: Like face it Binny ( sp?) the constitution just can't explain this one.
Ben Franklin: Like , I was, like flying kites in a lightning storm - for no apparent reason. Tasers for a question ?
Tom Jefferson : Cool it guys - I heard you're banned from Huf-po Bink. Don't worry - I'm just a voice in your head - But I just penned down a little sumthin' - John - we'll need your handcock here.
(Not that's anything wrong etc....)
39. i love paris hilton - September 18, 2007 10:57 PM
paris is as hot as usual..
even hotter with this bob cut!!!
i love you paris hilton~~~~
40. lemon tree - September 18, 2007 10:58 PM
#36 - F*#%ing brilliant!!
As for Adrian Grenier - what a remarkable IDIOT. Is he completely insane or what?!? When he does inevitably wind up with two or three diseases and can't find anyone else stupid enough to sleep with him, he'll be crying himself to sleep at night wondering what, exactly, it was that he found so fascinating and "deep" about the shallowest, skankiest, most self-absorbed piece of shit on the planet, Paris Hilton. It'll be a hell of a lesson.
Here's a clue Adrian: 10,000 guys have had her and FUCKING NO ONE has ever wanted to keep her. They all run away as fast as their little legs can carry them, so why do you suppose that is??
41. Binky - September 18, 2007 11:06 PM
#39 & 40
(may be new)
42. Sheva - September 18, 2007 11:17 PM
Must be looking for work. Or although the show Entourage has been great, maybe his career prospects are not. Ironically the other guy on the show Connolly who plays his manager dated the sister for a spell of two years or so.
So they both know where to milk it. But hey, you only have one dick. If that falls off, how is it worth it?
For the free publicity and dinners?
43. MIdnight cowgirl - September 18, 2007 11:24 PM
Red looks good on you Fish. Does it make you feel better? Keep the chunks down. Nite!
44. piglet - September 18, 2007 11:34 PM
i am losing respect for adrian. say it ain't so! perhaps paris has some sort of evil secret powers over people that make them stupid?
45. yeah - September 18, 2007 11:39 PM
we love the wit. we love the gossip. we enjoy the snarky tone.
whoever the mastermind is who runs this site. . .when you are on the mend from your cold, know that there are lots of people out there who wished you well today and enjoy what you do.
get better.
46. Binky - September 18, 2007 11:47 PM
"You're right Barry Manilow...
(AS SEEN ON TV)
Perhaps Steve and the other guy will help drag us out from this mess...
47. Binky - September 18, 2007 11:52 PM
And Barry - Keep up the good work Bro !!!
( I figure you won't Taser me ? And the world isn't flat ?)
48. Binky - September 19, 2007 12:27 AM
( My sources recorded this 'Barry' thing much like the OJ guy.)
Let's go to tape -
Barry : Look I'd love to be on the show ,But 9-11 was an inside job
Barbwha : I'm sorry Barry but Elizebeth is the core sector of the death of this show,
Barry: 9-11 was an inside job..
Barbwha: Don't go Rosie on us Barry. The show is daytime - not reality based.
Barry : I'm gone.
Barbwa : Barry - we've brought in a new chick who's not sure the world is flat to interview you...
Barry : Blow me.
49. FRIST!!! - September 19, 2007 12:38 AM
Hey Binky, did you know that 911 was an inside job?
50. Binky - September 19, 2007 12:43 AM
I'm willing to go with it Frist.
If you say so...
Cheers
51. FRIST!!! - September 19, 2007 12:46 AM
But be careful (fucking tasers)
52. Binky. - September 19, 2007 1:21 AM
Hang in there everybody.
Not sure what to say
(we'll be back)
53. jake - September 19, 2007 1:42 AM
if she dissapears
ALL my prayers will be answered
spears' kids safe
OJ doing hard time
54. Ath Lipth - September 19, 2007 2:01 AM
Paris truly is the queen diva. She has fabulous taste in clothes and men. All you hoes are just jealous. She's got herself some prime boy toy meat there. I always thought (hoped) he was gay. At least if Adrian has to be straight he'll be in good hands with Paris.
55. Mr Hammer - September 19, 2007 2:59 AM
He deserves to be hit on the head with a hammer ,for such comment.
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57. IWONKY - September 19, 2007 6:04 AM
The great EYE is forever WONKY.
58. Drunkman - September 19, 2007 8:15 AM
#44 you're right she does have some evil serect power over people, except replace 'people' with 'guys' and 'evil secret' with 'deep throating'
59. havoc - September 19, 2007 9:39 AM
"I really like her, genuinely. And she's rich!"
"So, you know, we’re sort of helping each other out. And she's rich!"
"We’re sort of mutual mentors. And she's rich!"
"She's a walking petri dish. And she's rich!"
.
60. toolboy - September 19, 2007 9:49 AM
And many years from now, after Hollywood has re-written and re-hashed every story EVER, the beloved seasonal standard "How the Grinch Stole Christmas" was updated to "How Paris' Vagina ruined Western Civilization".
- 3 words to describe her would be Stink Stank Stunk.
61. lawyergirl06 - September 19, 2007 9:59 AM
"Shouldn't he have a case worker that takes him miniature golfing" LMAO. I nearly choked on my coffee this morning! Thanks Superfish!
62. Texas Tranny - September 19, 2007 10:05 AM
Ok, I'll say it...............I really like her dress.
But, she's still a whore with VD.
63. Hometown - September 19, 2007 10:16 AM
Say what you want, but she looks phenomenal here.
64. Miss Malaysia - September 19, 2007 11:10 AM
i like her top!!
65. Noxioius Bob - September 19, 2007 11:49 AM
while on the zappa theme....
From the same album....
Why does it hurt when I pee....
66. jbird - September 19, 2007 12:52 PM
You jealous lot can just KISS MY ARSE!!! Ms. Hilton look FABULOUS in these pix. Every single one of them show her breeding and class. Only YOU classless lot would dare find fault with her. I'm not lezzie or anything, but I'll admit that I have the world's biggest girl-crush on her.
Paris, MAKE ME YOUR SEX SLAVE!
67. wedgeone - September 19, 2007 1:04 PM
#1 - Nice trollery schack, except that you MISSPELLED MY HANDLE, DORKUS! Fucking fool.
#36 + #57 = PERFECTION!
And as for the Briton Lezzie in #66, what you're seeing in these pics is not a show of her breeding and class. It's a demonstration of what an infinite amount of money and plastic surgery can do for you.
The Great Wonk-Eye has spoken!
68. Yeah Right - September 19, 2007 1:35 PM
Funny comments!
He just wants to get laid! What a dork!
69. boo - September 19, 2007 1:51 PM
#27 Great comment, he is a hairy bastard, isn't he?
70. jbird - September 19, 2007 3:22 PM
@67 - Piss off you slag! You mistake me for a lezzie and you look at Paris' pictures and don't recognize style and breeding. Being blind and stupid is no way to go thru life, luv.
71. dt - September 19, 2007 5:09 PM
It would still be a better combination than Criss Angel and Britney Spears. If they successfully mate, all the armies of the world will be unable to stop their demon spawn.
The worst thing that will happen between Adrian Grenier and Paris is that Grenier's genitals will need a treatment of holy water, battery acid, and fire...lots of fire. That should cure whatever VD he gets from the sewers of Paris.
72. I hate people - September 19, 2007 6:09 PM
Superfish you are hilarious, lately the commentary has been ass bustingly funny. Thanks. In this shithole of a world I need some funny now and then.
73. Proud Mom - September 19, 2007 6:50 PM
My 11 year old daughter is concerned with her future generation by those who are influenced by the likes of Paris, Britney, and Lohan. Hopefully there are more young people like my daughter.
74. BlohansDeviatedSeptum - September 20, 2007 7:37 AM
If you long to sleep with a tranny that makes you gay Adrian.
75. chaka - September 21, 2007 1:50 AM
I went to college with Adrian Grenier. Back then we called him scabies boy because he gave his whole dorm scabies. I should have fucked him back then. I just wouldn't because of the scabie. God, that was fucking dumb.
76. sgh77 - September 21, 2007 7:42 AM
I bet tinkerbell gives much better head than Paris Hilton..might help to cool off the burning Adrian, if you insist poking this whore who makes a plastic fuck doll look like Mdm. Pasteur
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